#mammon is hot

[underworld-cows]

[hispieceofcake]

OH MY GOD, I just saw the trailer for the next episodes of Helluva Boss and...

OH BOY, IT'S GOING TO GET SERIOUS ‼️‼️

It was clear that Blitzo will have many parts of emotional pain and returns to his past, as well as what his relationship with Stolas will be like (if they stay together, of course).

I could also see that there will be a lot of emotional things on the part of the other characters, such as Millie who confronts Blitzo about him "always hurting everyone to protect himself" and he really realizes this no matter how much he ignores this fact, he even says at the end.

Well, we will also have old characters returning, for example Verosika, and even Mammon.

I'm so EXCITED to see what Vivziepop has planned next, I can't wait.

(as much of a greedy bastard as he is, he looks "interesting" in this new outfit, if you know what I mean...)

I'M KIDDING, I'M KIDDING, I'M JUST KIDDING...Or maybe not?...

Thank you for your attention, kisses in your heart 💗

[devildomwriter]

I’m sorry what??? I don’t remember this part! You’re telling me instead of using magic, Diavolo just walked over to an out-of-control BEELZEBUB and JUST PINNED HIM?!!!!!

[smoke-and-silver]

I know it's just a game mechanic when you get gifts in Surprise Guest but I genuinely like to imagine these elite ancient fucks just handing MC grim whenever they're especially cute

[mammon-s]

Buying Mammon gold necklaces so you can watch them swinging back and forth hitting his chest when you are underneath him as he pounds into you

[katboykirby]

So I like to think that cigarettes exist in the Devildom, and that they have their own brands and everything. Smoking is also probably more common and less stigmatised/hated than it is in (many places of) the human world. Humans are actually the reason that demons learned about smoking in the first place, and Devildom cigarettes are functionally identical to human-world cigarettes (since demons have basically copied the production method 1:1 from humans)

Demons aren't negatively affected by tobacco, nicotine, and smoking in general like humans are. So it's a lot more socially acceptable - it's still not common, but without the horrible side effects like lung cancer, heart disease, etc, it's not seen or thought of as a "bad habit" like it is for many humans.

Lucifer smokes occasionally, mostly for stress relief when he's overworked. He'll usually only indulge when he's on his own, mostly whenever he needs to calm down and decompress. The only room in the HoL where he'll smoke is in his study. Even for something as small as a cigarette, he doesn't like to be seen "relying" on anything to help him, thanks to his Pride.

Mammon will sometimes smoke, and he mostly does it when he's out at the club or in the casino. He's a "social smoker" like someone might be a social drinker. He's unlikely to ever pick up a cigarette at home or at RAD, but if he's out in the city partying the night away or gambling with a bunch of the Devildom's high-rollers, then he's more likely to light one up. He's also been photographed with cigs for the odd magazine spread.

Satan used to smoke, and he used to be the heaviest smoker in the family. He has since "quit" however, and claims that he no longer indulges in the habit. This is because he mostly smoked when he was younger and still full of rage, struggling to handle his Wrath without losing control of himself. Smoking helped him calm down and reduced his anger, and he would smoke for similar reasons as Lucifer (stress relief)

Satan maintains that he's put this part of his life behind him, though, and that it's been a very long time since he needed a crutch like cigarettes to help him stay calm. This is mostly true, though when exam season rolls around at RAD (and when he's stressed out trying to tutor five of his brothers as well as study for his own finals) Satan will secretly smoke in his room.

Diavolo doesn't normally smoke, but he'll do so on the rare occasions he meets with the Devildom's House of Lords. Many of the sitting members of the House smoke cigars or pipes, and Diavolo is socially savvy enough to light up a smoke as well in order to make a good impression. He may also smoke with Lucifer, but only if the Avatar of Pride pulls out his cigarettes first.

Mephistopheles has tried, on many occasions, to smoke with Diavolo whenever the Prince has done so - but Mephisto just turns into a coughing, spluttering mess every time. He can't handle even the mildest of cigarettes, and since it embarrasses him that he always starts choking and wheezing, he usually pretends that he hates smoking and will shit talk the habit.

[envyland]

My babygirl my An𝖌𝖊𝖑....lucifer🎠⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺

But he is my Big daddy owo daddy's home🎠he is my #1★

My snow unicorn

Make that heart red:))🧠🫀🦷𝜗𝜚⋆₊˚₊

˚ʚ ཐི♡ཋྀ₊˚✧ song: heavenly - cigarettes after sex

Please repost my post?♡𝜗𝜚⋆₊˚

˚₊‧꒰ა ★ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

[l3viat8an]

all the hand talk recently has me thinking about Mammon.... him putting his fingers in your mouth and you can taste his rings.... woof

I have so many asks about hands rn omgshgs

It’s just so hot- the faint metallic taste mixed with the press of Mammon’s rings against your tongue when he flexes his fingers or pushes them in just a little further- trying to see if you’ll gag around them or not- yea~

‘n Mammon staring at you, eyes wide like you’re the most amazing treasure he’s ever seen…all because you’re drooling over his fingers <3

[lyrichi]

random ass headcannon, but I feel like the demons (and maybe angels) would have trouble understanding dialects and accents and stuff

Not here saying that they don't know human world languages or anything -- oh no no no no no.....

I'm saying that they understand it, but they understand it in the same way that your friend who's only ever exposed to and speaks English, knows Spanish via duolingo

This is also coming from someone w a somewhat predominant socal accent, not in the way that's like

""Omg!!!! You do NOT sound like the movies!!"

but more like "oh yeah your from the west"

but I've been laying here on my bed at 23:25 (11:25 for normies) thinking about how if I tried to give old man Lucifer directions in the spaghetti that is California freeways, I don't think he'd understand me

especially since I have a lisp..... dear god

"Merge lef', id'll take uths north when we ged up drhat ramp."

".....What???"

"Merge lefFT"

thanks for sitting through my poor attempt at writing my personal phonetics lol

omfg what about like animated language? Cause like what about when you do an exaggerated voice to talk to Cerberus or something and they just can't understand you

Imagine baby talking one of them omg

"Aweee youwr thow kyuuteee"

"what spell are you putting on me?"

".. Did you not have a childhood?"

I'm having way too much fun with this holy shit

I'm just thinking like, imagine changing your voice depending on emotion/habit or smthn

cause I def do that & I know you losers do too

those specific phrases that you say w a certain change in tone and accent or something, or for effect you drop your voice

(kinda baby voice + grabby hands) "gimmie that bag of white powder. gimmie gimmie gimmie"

"...????" (hands it to you not quite understanding what you said) "what is it?"

(sudden drop in voice) "cocaine." (pause then higher pitched voice again) "it's for my cookies!!"

HA

This is for my entertainment only sorry y'all

>:P

[gr3ml1ngu7z]

Back with my owlapple agenda +mammon☝️

Also added my fav bits from the comic (pls tumbler don’t kill the quality🙏)

[devilishdelights]

first meeting

2 seconds later

[hime-arts]

Summer 🐑

[hispieceofcake]

So guys, my friend at school gave me a watercolor palette as a gift, and well, I was very excited to try it out and so I made my first drawing painted with watercolor, and who did I draw?

None other than the king of greed, the most famous sugar daddy in hell, the most loved big boy in Helluva Boss (but not), here he is... 💲MAMMON💲

And please ignore that the drawing was a little suggestive, I ended up getting excited while drawing listening to the song "Big boy" and well, here it is, I hope you like it.

It didn't turn out so good, it's my first time using watercolor, anyway, thank you for your attention, kisses from the bottom of my heart 💗

[girlfriendpaimonsgirlfriend]

Why is it when people write fanfics about any of the brothers that includes any female characters like succubi or some other random female demons, they always make them complete jealous assholes. Why are the succubi made to be so insufferable? They’re also always written as the jealous, hateful, rival that’s thirsty and desperate for the brothers.

The succubi actually seem really fun to be around. I mean, the brothers obviously love being around them or at least don’t mind being around them. They mention a few times in the story about the brothers going partying and clubbing with them too. So I feel like they’re probably the only demons that would be nice to MC, including the incubi.

There’s incubi and male demons in the Devildom too but for some reason people only make the female demons the rude insufferable jealous bitches who wants to take your man. That shit really rubs me the wrong way.

[dragonanon]

Given how much of a shit Mammon is, I think he’d low key be REALLY into it if you’re a little shit right back to him.

Like he holds up a set of lingerie he KNOWS is way too small for you and says “Cute set, eh?? Too bad it won’t fit your fatass! >:)” And without even looking up from what you’re doing, you smirk and shoot back “Oh please, you and everyone else in this shithole LOVE my fatass! So you can bend over and kiss it! I can’t really say the same for you though, ya Christmas tree ass bitch.” And it takes what little self control he has to not marry you on the spot.

[avatarofcuriousity]

How and why Lilith didn't do anything wrong and still deserves justice.

(Or aka, me ranting about the corruption of the Celestial Realm once again)

(This is essentially just me rambling into the void, but it continues to fester in my mind, so please indulge me if you can lol)

Lilith, the 7 sin's sweet little sister who met an unfortunate fate; did NOTHING wrong. What she did was nothing worthy of the severe punishment that was given. It's one of the many instances of the Celestial Realm being corrupted, but it's THIS specific instance that makes my head spin.

For starters, no, Lilith did NOT get punished for falling for and being with a human. This is a common misconception, so I'd like to make that clear.

What Lilith got punished for; was stealing Celestial Realm food and altering a human's life-span. I am here today to discuss why there was entirely nothing wrong with Lilith's decisions and how the Celestial Realm's decisions were nothing but harmful and hypocritical.

Let's get this show rolling. Let's go over my First focus point: The Celestial Realm Food.

My first question; is why. WHY keep something that could be so valuable AWAY from humans? For angels, their very purpose is to help humans, to quite literally perform miracles. So why?

Why not cure this human of an incurable illness when it's so easy? Why do they INSIST on causing more pain to the human in suffering, as well as the people, and in this case, angels around them?

It's not like Lilith's lover was on his deathbed because of old age. It's not like it was his time. So what was stopping the Celestial Realm from just healing him in the first place?

There was nothing to lose. Lilith could've been happy, and with it, an entire WAR could've been avoided.

The fact that even later in the story, WITH MC, Celestial Realm food is just. Treated normally? It's literally one of the VERY first things that come up! That in Lesson 7, they have food served from different realms when staying at Diavolo's castle.

Devildom food on the first day, Celestial Realm food on the second day and Human World food on the third day.

You can make the argument that it could've been a very specific and special Celestial Realm food, after all, it DOES provide healing abilities. The problem with that is; it's a hypothetical. It could've been a very rare and special fruit, or it could've been the Celestial Realm equivalent to a fucking donut.

In the end; it's never stated to be anything special. All that is said is that it's simply made out to be ordinary Celestial Realm food. That's the plain and simple information given, and unless there's something specific we don't know about; we have to take this as fact.

If it's not stated in canon; then it's not canon. This is rule of thumb.

If we go with this, then we can make the argument that all Celestial Realm food is inherently healing to humans. At the end of the day, no one is batting a single EYE with MC eating Celestial Realm food.

Which brings me to my second focus point: No one is batting a single eye with Solomon being immortal.

Let's bring in another hypothetical! Let's just say that whatever Lilith's human lover ate, turned him immortal. I'll first mention how this is very unlikely if not impossible.

Lilith lived a happy life with her lover as a human. Lilith also died as a human. Why would Lilith's human lover be any different? Why would he continue living? If that were to be the case, you'd think that it would make itself a plot point or at least be mentioned; but it's not.

BUT. For the sake of this hypothetical; let's just pretend he turned immortal. Whether he is still living or got killed years ago; let's just assume he was/ is immortal. (Note: Immortal simply means living forever. This does NOT equal immunity and removing the chances of being killed or something happening to you. Tons of people don't know this, and it astonishes me, so please live your life with this knowledge)

So.

He's immortal.

deep inhale...

WHY IS THIS A PROBLEM. LIKE??? DO I EVEN. HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF. AGGRESSIVELY POINTING TO SOLOMON HOW NO ONE HAS A SINGLE PROBLEM WITH HIM BEING IMMORTAL SO WHY DOES IT EVEN MATTER I SWEAR THE CELESTIAL REALM IS SO FUCKING HYPOCRITICAL AND MAKES ZERO SENSE AND--

Conclusion!

So, uh, yeah, Lilith did nothing wrong and I am 100% a Lilith apologist.

Yeah, no, I'm not ending there. I still have one more thing to add. A question I've asked more times than I can count.

Why?

Why couldn't Lilith's lover live? Why did Lilith have to be punished? Why did a war have to break out?

And since no one will be giving me an answer, I'm providing myself one:

Because they wanted this to happen.

Is it really that surprising? The Realm that has done nothing but scheme, manipulate and brainwash, (gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss) that they were the ones to set up the war? Because they wanted it to happen? And still, WHY? Why would they want this to happen?

Well, for one, if you read this other lil theory/ analysis that you should definitely check out by the way--

God is fucking SALTY.

I'm sorry, I genuinely can't describe it any better. Like. I. Yeah. That's. That's genuinely it. That's the summary, that's the conclusion.

Okai, fine I'll explain a bit more.

God wanted to get rid of anyone who opposed him.

The brothers were already on the brink of falling; even before the war and what happened with Lilith. The brothers, along with Lilith I'm sure; were already defying God and questioning the very system they have pledged their lives to. (Not that they had a choice) God saw this; and so he planned. Planned a war, or rather; an excuse to get rid of the brothers. The very ones that have started questioning and defying him; but never stating it outright.

And the other angels and the like; accepted this and followed like sheep, as an unfortunate truth as that is.

Lilith's crimes weren't because she fell in love with a human, and it wasn't because she altered a human's life-span. Lilith's crimes were because she was defying a corrupted system, a corrupted ruler.

And she paid the price for acting as the catalyst just so her brothers could follow down with her.

Wow! So! You made it! Allll the way down to the end of the post! You read it all, I'm so proud of you! Can't believe you'd listen to my silly lil ramblings, so thank you.