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there's something wrong with roy and jamie. they have scrambled eggs for brains.
#beebles#royjamie#ted lasso#roy kent#jamie tartt#no new information being revealed here#i'm just writing ch2 of ttb and feeling fucking absolutely banana pancakes#they're so fucking weird.#spiraling obsession over your childhood hero and over the guy who's standing on the ashes of your career#roy kent looming over your childhood and wanting to be exactly like him and then you meet him#and you realize he's nothing like what you thought he's more and he's less and he hates your guts#jamie tartt blasting through your records at his age and making himself a big bright neon sign you can't ignore#you watch his games and your jaw aches from clenching it because he's better than you were#and you meet him and he's exactly what you thought he was and you fucking hate his guts for both#god. GOD!!!!! SCRAMBLED EGGS!!!
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I absolutely love this because Pancake does NOOOOOOT calm Starlo down. Once Starlo and Pancake got engaged, she was like ah yes! Now my son can calm down and this state can now stop
And then later realizes in horror as Pancake enables him. From firing off fireworks to throwing whipped cream in the air and catching it in their mouths at a barbecue, to showing him how to shoot a shotgun, to overall encouraging him through all his cowboy endeavors.
Crestina is happy for Starlo. She loves Pancake. But oh no Starlo is gonna be worse now
Yes he finds a wife and gets a family! nO HE DOES NOT SETTLE DOWN
#the in-laws love Pancake more than Stars and Orion too so that makes this funnier#the cake doth speak#self ship stuff#🌵💫#starcake#i need more art of Crestina and Solomon. please
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Rocky with a s/o who cheers and claps the loudest when he is on stage. Rocky with a s/o who nurses him when he’s sick. Rocky with a s/o who, when they find out he is living in his car, gives him his own set of house keys. Rocky with a s/o who doesn’t care about what others think about their relationship. Rocky with a s/o who will casually hold onto his arm when walking down the street. Rocky with a s/o who likes to go dancing together. Rocky with a s/o who makes him pancakes at least twice a week. Rocky with a s/o who will chastise him when he gets hurt. Rocky with a s/o who supports him no matter what. Just Rocky with a s/o who adores him and loves him and gives him the love and affection he craves.
😭😭😭anon i want so badly to channel this energy when I write for Rocky .... I really love giving him nice things.
[aggressive wishful thinking in fanfic bc i have such fears for him in canon!!!]
#he aint gonna make it at least not in one piece *wegh*#also maybe if he ate pancakes more than 2 times a week he'd actually gain weight omg#anyway im really interested to see how itll play out in my interactive fic bc thats uh. a lot more dramatic#libra says silly shit#rocky rickaby x reader#anon headcanons
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Hey, bestie! What's that Steve roadtrip fic that you mentioned in the post about how a fic says they expected it to be 3 chapters and then it mentions it in chapter 5 while the total count is like 25? (Holy sentence, oops) 👀
hello my love!
hahaha it was this absurdly long Steve roadtrip fic I wrote that was initially supposed to be a 10 chapter endgame fix it fic, but eventually went onto like 22 chapters of looking at Steve's trauma and relationships. there are a few chapters i wrote on Tumblr but the entire thing is up on AO3 :)
#it has a very sarcastic Bucky who makes fun of his own trauma#lot of steve childhood memories and aome additional characters from when he was growing up in Brooklyn#a lot of pancakes#did i mention it's a huge fuckimg slowburn. like im talking more than 120k worth of slowburn before anything happens#anyway. thats what i was referring to.#it's completely gender neutral too like there's no mention of reader pronouns anywhere. it took me a few months to write#ari answers#aro-wan#bridges break fic#steve rogers x reader
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lowkey forgot i had an artblog for like a week despite doing art regularly still woops
#my art#my ocs#digital art#procreate#oc: ruska ellis#oc: pancake the jackalope#os: momentum#i find it so ironic that i created momentum as a story all about the ellis twins#and then promptly became 100% more enamored with every single deuteragonist more than them#at this point i should just swtich the split povs from ruska and reece. to josy and giselle#youd still see everything that happens to the twins but now theres also a constant pov#within both the heroes and villains of the story#and also i find josy and giselle waaaay more compelling as protagonists tbh#the girl who's fighting so hard to conform to everyone elses standards to be loved who becomes evil for it(josy)#and the girl who makes a name by rebeling against every authority figure in her life and just being herself. who helps save the day(giselle)#they are so so opposite and it makes for a nore compelling shit of povs thru storytelling ya know
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day 64
@sparkvampweek day 4; Sparkling's birthday
"Happy birfday I made you brekast :] Don't go in the kitchen"
#vampire cookie daily#cookie run#vampire cookie#sparkling cookie#sparkling absolutely doesn't want to make a big deal out of his birthday if you ask me#more into celebrating others than himself#also i was in call with a friend while drawing this#they brought up the idea of vampire's pancake making going so horribly wrong#that he somehow made a fucked up pancake batter baby#neither of these fuckers are fit to be parents#but batter baby will sit in the back of my mind for a while remember this#i didn't realise i'd been forgetting sparkling's freckles until today i'm very mad at myself
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Me: I really need to start prioritizing my protein intake again since I will be going back to the gym.
Also me: *eats bread for breakfast*
#p#i also need to start eating more than two meals a day 😬#hmmm ok what have been my go to protein rich snacks/meals#deli meat for one#high protein yogurt#beans and chickpeas time to try to make hummus again???#i also need to make sure some sort of protein is a large part of my dinner#im thinking i need to incorporate more shrimp along with the chicken#maybe find some way to make higher in protein pancakes without protein powder??#theres got to be a way to throw in some greek yogurt in there#theres also high protein milk at the store i have thought about getting but i am afraid lol i just dont know if if would be good#if i can find some way to make eggs tolerable to me on a regular basis that would be nice
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The way you talk about Twitter makes it sound terrible is it really that bad?
um
At least . In my personal view of the app and with how long I've been on there, it's a little bad .
I'll just say a couple things : Everything moves by really quick on there . It's like being in front of a big audience and alone on stage . There's some really fucking nasty people on there that I've had to deal with, and I am honestly so deathly afraid of how big I've grown on there, but that also just might be because I'm riddled with a lot of personal issues myself that I am NOT talking about . I don't wanna leave the platform though since that's my main place and I do still somewhat enjoy it, but good fucking lord does it test my patience sometimes
Idk . I have a weird love-hate relationship with the site at this point . um
#btw the gross people get fucking bad. like really bad#bad to where people will make an ai chat bot of you and do gross things to it and then mention you in that tweet kind of bad#there's a lot than just that but. it's a little bad. i've just learned to block and move on but yknow you cant just forget shit easily#ah what a beautiful day on twitter! IMMEDIATELY BLASTED WITH A DOC ON MOOT BEING A WEIRDO#comedy just might be my coping mechanism for this all its a little funny to me but also not. oops .#i would never fucking say this shit on there but i do feel more comfortable here and i think this is fine to elaborate on a little. i think#twitter is literally “i love pancakes” “so you hate waffles”#sorry im rambling in my own tags again AAAAGGH
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i have normal feelings about him
#this is a lie im so unbelievably abnormal about him#expressing my feelings about him would get me killed#(by sheer embarrassment)#i need to have his face held in my hands immediately u do NOT understand#i need to be holding him !!!#i need to do THE sappiest shit to him#like i need to feed him bites of shortcake n shit. during a picnic. literally actually need to get a dollop of whipped cream on his nose#i need to hug him. and kiss him all over his face like super kiss attack#i need to pretend to steal his nose like u do with babies#its how i express my love#i need to pat his stupid little head and play with his hair and massage his scalp and rrryrggrgrgrgrgr#god why is this so much more embarrassing than admitting i want to fuck him god#saying u want him tied up & begging??? fine. bloody? go ahead#but GOD FORBID i want to give him a little massage and wash his back in the shower and ggrgdgdgegGEGRGRHRGRGRGR#i want to have breakfast with him :(#i can make decent pancakes :((( i swear :((((((#i bet hed be such a little bitch /affectionate abt things but its okay i am nothing if not persistent. i think. probably#he will be taken care of if its the last thing i do amen#...#i blame the lack of a filter on the migraine#posting posting 💕
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Lovely grandpa neighbor brought me home-made, still burning hot, mini pancakes with strawberry jam <3
#text#neis life#pancake#food#that man is a blessing#he is ALWAYS so kind and friendly#He hasn't seen me almost at all during this summer#so he had asked from my mom how I am doing#it's nice and weird to know that he worries and cares about me more than - like - my own father :'D#He also had loved the chicken pie piece I gave to him last week#I will give him the recipe and make him whole pie during Christmas :)#we exchange Christmas gifts each year - usually something to eat
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Well fuck my stupid baka life. I thought we had pancake mix
#look anika's talking!#(we do not have pancake mix)#and i cannot be assed to make pancakes if it requires more effort than Just Add Water
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It always seems a bit unbalanced on The Great Food Truck Race when there will be multiple teams who are cooking a wide variety of complex dishes with 10 different components and a bunch of prep work, and then there's that one team who like... exclusively serves plain crepes with some premade nutella on them, or plain waffles with just some whipped cream and cut up strawberries lol...
#AND then they'll be the winning team or whatever and its like... wow... imagine that... I wonder how its possible that they can get#more dishes out faster than the other teams... hrrmm.... lol#Not that they aren't still doing work like. obviously it's still hard and there's still a sales component and other stuff to be done#but It's just kind of unbalanced seeming when one group is serving like grilled shrimp sandwich with 3 homemade sauces and a#slaw and two sides and the other people are like... slicing fruit and drizzling a bottle of hersheys chocolate syrup on top of some thing#they just threw in a waffle maker for a few minutes#You see the footage of the teams cooking and everyone is like prepping a ton of different things and meat and vegetables and they have#boiling pots and pans and fryers going and tossing stuff in bowls and compiling these multi component dishes#and then That One Team is always just casually slicing bananas or doing some whipped cream in a bowl gbjhbhj#They usually dont even make their own caramel or chocolate sauces or anything. Nutella out of a jar babey!#So all you're really Making is like... whipped cream. and some sort of batter (waffle. crepe. etc)#If I got placed in a competition like that and I found out one of my opponents just sold waffles or pancake sticks or etc#like that I would just be like... okay.. I'm out then. bye. OR I would pivot and be like.. right I shall remove all complexity from my menu#whatsoever and just start selling plain balls of fried dough with powdered sugar or plain fries with nothing on them or something lol#update: OH my god.. one of these teams on a newer season is selling a 'bonus add on' where you can add#cinnamon sugar and caramel syrup (possibly not even home made by them???? just from a bottle) for $5 extra on your order#If I bought a $12 waffle from a food truck and they were like 'hey do you want to upgrade? for only $5 we'll drizzle a teaspoon#of caramel and sprinkle a little sugar and cinnamon on there!' I feel like I would cancel my order and walk away.#that is a $1 add on at MOST.. for a freaking DRIZZLE of caramel sauce LOL#and of course this team is in the top 3... squirrel.... come ON...#Which I know all these shows are fake and bad and whatever. I dont watch them seriously. I think I liked the first few seasons#but then anything past like season 4 (or whenever they started having established people who already ran food trucks on there#instead of taking a bunch of peope who had never run a food truck before and giving them one - which is a much more equal footing#premise to me) I have just been increasingly annoyed at and I really just have the show on for background noise#whilst doing chores or something and am not genuinely paying that much attention but... my god.. At least try to pretend its fair lol#WHICH I KNOWW... you can say 'well the other teams could do similar if they wanted.' or blah blah. tehcnically it's THEIR choice to#make stuff from scratch and not sell a bunch of packaged frozen chicken wings dropped into a fryer over a shitty 6min waffle or etc.#but... I will never respect a $5 for 1tbsp of caramel sauce type of situation.. even if they win.. you will always be losers in my heart#So many teams with real cooking skill & good concepts go home to the 'slap nutella on fried dough' people... how...
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i'm looking up dessert recipes and i am so freaking tired of seeing so many 'lightened up' recipes.
i want heavy thanks.
real butter
real sugar
real fat
real everything
like, if i make a thing i'm usually stretching it a week, it's not like i'm eating the whole cobbler or crumble or whatever at once.
tho even if i was it's fine.
dessert isn't some dirty terrible thing that you're punishing yourself for eating.
#and look- a portion of a cobbler or a crumble is a decent amount of nutrients!#in extra tasty form!#we are supposed to enjoy food!#humans are made to enjoy food!#my grandmother loved making cobblers and crumbles for BREAKFAST#when you look at it it's no worse than eating pancakes soaked in syrup or poptarts for breakfast#and what baffles me is often the same people who re like 'oh no tee hee thats too much sugar for me!' when they see cake or pie or whatever#eat things that have WAY more sugar#person i SAW you eat that maple bacon and pancakes with syrup#i saw you drink that orange juice#sugar sugar SUGAR#and that's fine too! sugar is energy! but the lack of awareness is concerning#rambling#food stuff#me#my life#(this is of course vague bitching and not directed at anyone who CAN'T have some of these things bc of medical issues)
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#my photography#fruits#I’m picking blueberries rn and it’s a lot more enjoyable than I thought#gonna make pancakes and ice cream w them :)
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steven/mocha is canon
#wispy talks#im going off my deep end mode . i no longer care about peoples perception of me outside of not being a jackass to ideas i dont like#bc no matter how low i get im not. like. uber popular. but most of this fandom is minors. i do not want to sway easily swayable opinions#for like. nonserious shit if its not a problem. this is unrelated tho basically dont be a jackass 2 ppl Anywyas#context: my oc#context: rp partner and i rp it.. yay#fuck EVERY OTHER STEVEN SHIP XCEPT THIS ONE !!!! ( /j )#this isnt no Fandom ship that erases their personality and characterization for unseasoned yaoi this is REAL SHIT!1!!!!!!!!!#that isnt a callout to anything particular other than fandom culture in general#You dont know how many thoughts i have youd never survive a day in the asylum they raised me in. Why the fuck did i quote that.#the 'asylum they raised me in' was miiverse and 3ds youtube.#so i dont know what that adds to anything#if any of my ex friends turned back into current friends see this i am so fucking sorry my hyperfixation shame runs deep#but its my hyperfixation now. I have become more autistic. Welcome back CHEATER. ive reclaimed him essentially. mine now.#dont let me type online within 20 mins of waking up#anyways (goes insane#mocha makes him breakfast in bed and mails him little letters by togekiss and visits when hes not busy at work... and steven just opens up.#bit by bit by bit... and he misses mocha so deaaarly. he misses her. he misses his beautiful doeboyfriend. and his scent.#and his good as fuck pancakes and the way he worries about stevens mental health and if hes taking care of himself. etc etc...#hes scary and intimidating. but not to mocha . not anymore...
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i know this is going to end up being Headcanon Tags again but i'm thinking about william and his Famous Casserole™ again
#—— ✧ ooc »#ends up with three young kids because of the divorce and because elise didn't fight for them (VALIDLY but y'know)#and he can cook like. An Egg. man who subsisted on eating frozen dinners most of his life but now can cook...#toast. and egg. boxed pancakes if you're lucky.#william who is actually a semi-good father when they're young and actually puts in a ton of effort to learn to cook#( yes it's partially the whole 'not being able to cook is a flaw & i have to stamp out every flaw i have' thing but STILL )#and he ends up actually being a pretty damn good cook#but also he 100% just got the Famous Casserole from a cookbook sorry kids your dad lied abt writing the recipe himself#but that's more of a Funny Dad Lie he'd totally admit to later than a malicious lie lmao#˖ ✧ headcanon » ( the demon to his demons )#<- yep#this is also making me think of the 'he would NEVER let the pizza at the pizzeria be actually bad. like he'd die first' thing#man who would cook the damn pizza himself if he had to#something something perfectionist to the point of absurdity#god i love/hate him sm
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