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The 999 cast is very important to me and thereās so much good about them but I think one big thing they have is that theyāre all smart and contribute to the story
#zero escape#999#this is where the other ze casts really lack I think#like all the 999 characters are there for a reason they were hand picked by zero#and all of them were really smart and they all worked together to solve the mystery#in vlr we got characters who just willingly participated in the game for shits and giggles#even more so with ztd like they didnt even try to make the q team important#plus just like so many of the characters are wasted and pointless#quark contributed nothing. alice was needed only for a math problem. tenmyouji was just screwed over#clover is the one who really makes me mad cuz they did the aini thing where they erased her whole arc#and reduced her to a ditzy joke of a character#shes not fucking ditzy shes smart and her bond with junpei is literally why everyone survived 999!#without her your ass would be dead#makes me so mad š¤#they only added her to vlr just to get people interested in the first place since she was popular#ztd is the same like none of the new characters introduced mean anything#and all the stuff they do with the old characters is just awful none of it is good#honestly 999 is too good of a game to be attracted to the other ze games#in my mind 999 ended and everyone lived happily ever after and idk quark can magically be there somehow cuz hes a good boy
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Artfight against @ejsuperstar ft. The Mad King and Chip. They're both so evil. I hope they have the most extravagant downfall of any onscreen villain.
This interaction is based on a little fic writing >:)
#For those who are reading the tags- Chip is ejsuperstar's Cookie Clicker OC. LIKE- COOKIE CLICKER. FROM DA GAME. IT'S FUCKING BRILLIANT.#Okay now to talk in the comments#first of all. The fic is literally so good. I had the privilege to read it uwu#These two are literally so evil. They just show it in different ways.#Bravus in intimidation and cunning And then Chip with his manipulation and deceit.#Also the āMagicā vs āScienceā motif here is so šš¤āØš
#i mean. Bravus is from medieval times so of course he thinks anything like what Chip has is magic. But ALSO Magic 100% is real in his world#I think it'd be neat to keep my human's slitted irises. They look human- but just slightly off to make anyone in your AU notice#forgive my human facial anatomy *cries*#the *Poof* is a reference to fairly odd parents. LMAO#I'll post the speedpaint later if ur down! Videos always take so long for them to upload here#The Mad King#I am so happy with how this turned out. Like seriously. Took me about 3 hours???? idk i need to check#hope you like it. *bonks you*#I love how Chip is still intimating with a fricking cookie in his hand. Man looks so silly#art#my art#chip#deltarune#deltarune chara timeline#cookie clicker#cookie clicker oc
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I think some folks MAY have gotten the wrong idea about how I feel about Circe with some of my posts. So, to clear the air...
Homies, I love that fucked up sorceress.
I love how we're never given a reason why she turns people into animals. That's so funny and so awful. And another potion-making magic gal?!?! I love that she's just basically vibing on an island doing whatever she wants. I even love the fact that she scares Odysseus shitless! She's morally gray and that's why she's FUN.
I just sincerely hate when people try to girlboss her or have her be a victim of SA when she never was Looking at you, Miller. Especially when she was actually the one who coerced Odysseus in exchange for his men being transformed back into humans. And even then, while he was clearly afraid of her, (it's in the language of the Odyssey) she likely meant him no harm after a certain point. He just didn't know that.
Why does she need a reason to do awful things? Why can't she just be a goddess who does whatever she wants? That's the reason why I love her!!! She's fucked up!!! :D
I hate what the Telegony did to her as well! >:( You're telling me, this sorceress goddess, who makes potions (!!!) wouldn't have magic contraceptives??? Would WANT CHILDREN?!?! WITH THE PATHETIC WIFEMAN?! No. Fuck no. Eugammon of Cyrene, I have beef with you š¤¬
Anyways!!! Understand all the "#anti circe" I have is simply Anti "Girlboss Circe" or the book. I genuinely think she's neat af as her morally gray, fucked up sorceress self and just get frustrated with...everything :'D
#I have these same feelings with Medea and Medusa and so many others. Penelope too. Let them do something fucked up just to be fucked up#I'm a āgod forbid women do anythingā in the sense of 'she did a fucked up thing. That's why she's fascinating. Don't take her awfulness#away from her!!! please! I wanna study her under a microscope!'š#PLEASE#...I actually kind of don't like the idea of her actually caring about her nymphs :P maybe she āprotects themā but like...#I see her as a āWhy are all of you dancing? Oh. it's a birthday? hm okay. Just make sure your duties are done.ā while not caring#whose birthday it is. She's not really shown to be close to them during the Odyssey and idk just seems in character for her to not give af#save me morally gray circe#<-making that a tag now because...yeah. She absolutely wouldn't save me though.#Mad rambles#shot by odysseus#anti madeline miller#anti circe#<-THE BOOK! I HATE THE BOOK! LET HER BE AWFUL YOU COWARDS#Why do women need to be SA'ed to be strong Miller?! >:(#...Ima say it. The pathetic wifeman is more relatable to me than Hot Snake Monster Lady when it comes to this stuff.š¤#I just sincerely hate the fact that people erase what happened to him you know? It's silly but it means a lot to me.#Also I think she got bored of him immediately and simply let him chill at her place.#She's a goddess. She's got better things to do and she absolutely doesn't love him and he absolutely doesn't want her.#I don't have with Eugammon btw. He's dead and I'm exaggerating but I STILL hate the Telegony >:(#tw sa#kind of??? idk#barely mentioned but yeah#Calypso though?? Yeah. I hate her in practically everything except Pirates of the Caribbean because that's not Odyssey Calypso
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one piece is crazy fr like what do you mean youāre following up Everyoneās Deadā¢ļø with Objectifying Women: The Arcā¢ļø
#bruh :/#im bout to vent cause im mad about it rn sorry#op fans there are many good elements to your series outside of this and i love u sorry im about to talk shit about it#pls abandon ship now and stop reading my tags to avoid if you want#anyway#once i put a certain amount of time into something i usually commit to finishing it#but this arc is like š this close to making me abandon the whole series like wtf is this#i know i KNOW sexist shit is like practically unavoidable in anime but this is a LOT jesus christ#i want to punch a WALL#like wtf do you think women ARE#i want to attack and kill#everyone who has ever told me that naruto is worse than one piece about women owes me 500 dollars rn#like itās BAD and i would have been mad about this either way#but i think im extra salty because ive had SO many people praise one piece women at me#and i was like doubtful cause ya know LOOK at them#but i LISTENED because everyone was so insistent the women are good and itās not bad with that kinda thing#which was a BETRAYAL because seriously wtf is thisš¤#ughhhhh i CANT watch this HOW am i supposed to watch this#why do i have to watch the creepy island of women cluelessly mess with unconscious mans dick trope i canttttttttt#the answer is i DONT have to watch it and i want to STOP#how are yall watching this i still havent even forgiven thriller barks invisible man nami bath scene#like yall i canttttttttt#my āfiction that treats women like shitā tolerance is too low for this#ughhh really at a loss here because so much time already committed and i was enjoying it aside from this#but i really CANNOT keep watching if the bar gets any lower and idk if it even CAN get lower#sorry sorry okay vent over this just#REALLY pissed me off#cause it kinda blindsided me i think
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Me: *does interviews for two book stores*
Them: you were unsuccessful due to a lack in sales experience
Me: *my 10yrs of retail experience and 6yrs running a book department in that store by myself* š§um?
#Lucinda tries to blog#so mad#they said they gave the positions to a girl who had previously sold cars and telemarketing experience and the other girl use to sell make up#the other store is brand new and needed to hire obviously 5+ people#you're telling me you couldn't even put me into the new store and ātrain meā with other fresh members?#i can sell the products bc i already have been selling the products for 6 years at my prev job#but you're willing to give the other girls an op to educate themselves on book knowledge#š¤” give me the job so i can have so called experience then#š¤š¤š¤ like what the actual FUCK#chicken and egg situation right here folks
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(Milgram self-insert oc masterpost hehe)
Name: For the sake of posting online Iāll call her Rose!
Color: #E7355B [the pink in the art]
Age: I guess sheād be 20 given when Milgram started huh.
Status: Milgram Staff, Machine Technician
Symbols/imagery: ballet/musical theater, science experiments
Song genre: very similar to Mahiru's, something upbeat and extra pop-y
Tentatively she's number 011? She's not really prisoner but she's also not free to come and go, so I'm not actually sure if she'd get a number (Edit: I've decided she'll actually be 012. Staff is given the 01X range, and even though Es doesn't actively have a number they'd be staff member 011, making her 012.)
Story: Since the project is supposed to be realistic/present day, the mv machine would be brand new and unpredictable tech, so theyād want someone keeping up on maintenance and making sure the brain-invasive process wonāt cause any harm to the prisoners. Rose was studying abroad in Japan working on some cool neuroscience tech (irl I know nothing about technology or brains but shh) and she stumbled upon some secret tech/plans from Milgram. Long story short, she was dragged into the experiment to make sure things ran smoothly.
Writer's Reasoning: Sheās really fun for me to play around with, as she allows me to work with a character who has a tiny bit of pull over Esā mindset in conversation but not the final decision (aka mirroring the voting system), and someone who is simultaneously trapped in the prison but has a reason to see all the canon content.* I really enjoy the character interactions and dynamics Milgram has set up so far, so itās been super fun seeing how things change for better and worse when someone not quite aligned with either Milgram/the prisoners is thrown into the mix!
*As much as I love dramatic irony in fiction, it would drive me crazy if I knew every detail of of the vds/mvs but Rose didn't ā and every single Milgram character is The Worst Communicator Ever so I couldnāt justify that sheād hear it secondhand from them...
Story roles:
Sheās a bit conflicted -- sheās officially Milgram staff and knows she should remain neutral on the prisoners, since she wonāt be allowed to interfere with the process/executions. At the same time, her job description is literally āmake sure the machine doesn't hurt them and everyone's safe :)ā and she's way too emotional to avoid getting hopelessly attached to everyone š
I really enjoy the theory that the machine extracts videos based off of priming, so one of Roseās duties involves listening in on the interrogation and making sure thereās been enough material discussed/not too much time has passed overall (hence the ringing of the bell happening at different lengths for each vd -- That's her ringing it :3). She then watches the mvs along with Es to make sure there are no machine glitches, and know how to calibrate it better for next time.
(IEdit: I've since decided to add in official trial mvs, but before when I wasn't ready to tackle that:) She has to run some tests on the machine to make sure things are calibrated correctly, so she'd extract little things here and there. It gives me the opportunity to think up lyric snippets and recurring symbols for her without worrying about full encompassing music videos.
I'm not afraid to admit she can fall into Mary Sue territory every so often by being everyone's friend, because it's less about "aw everyone likes her" and more about "canon is too painful rn and I need a fix-it tool to take care of these guys and give them hugs and tell them someone forgives them and cares about them and unfortunately these characters wouldn't let anyone less than a friend do that." Rest assured she's definitely not perfect and will fuck everything up on occasion :3
Miscellaneous: Whenever I play around with normal au ideas she's still working on the machine (but in a public, more ethical setting), and she's Mahiru's roommate :) Her character isn't super focused on love, but if I had to pick a cover song it'd be Stickybug II. It's very much my vibe, the lyrics fit well enough (better than most songs, at least lol) and it's one of my favorites out of my limited knowledge of unchosen Deco songs! (Edit, I've actually given her non-deco cover songs hehe)
So yeah, I hope she's not too boring without a cool crime to decipher, but I wanted to share since I was really proud of her! It took a bit of tinkering to find a way to fit her into a perfect secret-third-thing role that runs very smoothly with all of canon, so I was very excited!
#waaahh posting before i chicken out#I've never posted about a self-insert so please be kind lmao š
#i dont expect a ton of hype for her but if people have questions im always down to talk about her hehe#this is my only art -- i rarely draw oc stuff but i was really happy with how this came out#i definitely dont think shed get a number or those side rune straps by canon standards but the art wouldnt look right without them#im mad that the lab coat and gloves make her look a bit like shidous design :/ i definitely wanted more scientist vibes than doctor#dw she wears her PPE when she works on the machine š¤#yeah yeah theres some shipping aspects sue me -- but genuinely its mostly for fun character studying and fix-its#mkdr and neoneon also hold a special place in my heart but i didnt want to double up on covers#im so sad because she just. doesnt fit into LCSyS#the machine is fake in the au so shed have no opportunity to join the experiment#plus even if i made her generic staff shed just be on the receiving end of the lie with es... which is just canon until the very end adfsdf#WOO huge thank you to kyanako5972 and purgemarchlockdown for enabling me to be annoying once again >:3#and thank you gunsli!! our chat was the first time i ever talked about her and it really gave me a lot of confidence :')#not maintagging but i will edit for organizational tags later#i also may put this on my writing blog at some point but we'll see#my art#rose posts#ocgram#milgram
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watching Only For Love and WHYYYYY JUST WHYYYY
WHY ARE YOU BOTH SO PROUD AND WEIRD AND PLAYING GAMES
girl, you've been so forward the whole time and you keep running away š©
my dude, stop trying to be cool š also you are a child š
#cdrama#only for love#i am watching this whole show anyway!#even though both couples make me mad š#and all these relationships are kinda stupid#but i am cheering for their careers and such so š¤#i am not even watching this for the romance anymore š
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shoulda known my 1st boyfriend was a super mega asshole because he had a mom that was a bomb ass cook and he barely ate her food
#look i can be understanding to him and try and figure out his reasonings#BUT#while we were together he groomed a minor so#fuck that guy ya know?#this is such a weird way to say that i got a spicy chicken sandwich and it didnt make me completely full so now im mad about it š¤ š-_- ]:<#like if my mom cooked for me as a kid id be slurping that shit up every day#alas#my mom was a teen mom and didnt know shit#bro i gotta go to bed im oversharing on the internet tired#like the level of tired#my schtuff
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ooh gross headache. nooo I've got episodes to watch!!
#I don't like driving with a headache bc it makes me not think so well. so. fuuuck. I don't wanna go to bed#need to see the ending š#but I've got to leave in. idk can't do maths when head hurts. can't think when head hurts either soooo. fuck I guess I'm going to bed. but#I'm mad about it š¤#why does this headache feel so disgusting. like something has stuck their hand in my head and is swirling everything around. not fun#personal
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Stomp your feet again and you're going to go to bed with a sore (cum filled) cunt. Now, bedtime.
ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦..ā¦ā¦ā¦ *stomps feet*
#do your worst buster š«”#Iām still very much a good girl#but I donāt like being told what to do#and will always do what someone tells me *not* to do#so sorry buddy#looks like youāre gonna have to get your ass over here and make me go to bed#(aka fuck me until Iām an exhausted lil baby - my body gives out and I pass out)#but you better give me cuddles afterwards š¤#if I wake up and I reach over and I donāt feel you next to me Iām gonna be very mad š #ask#anon
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Night shift or short attention span for the wip thing?
Iāll choose night shift basically Akihiko has this nightmare based on a real memory where he and Shinji got into a very heated fight that dissolved into like, chaos and angry beatings on Akihikoās part and his nightmare is a warped version where he just keeps punching Shinji in a blind rage until thereās nothing left of him. He wakes up terrified and unsure of whatās happening and Shinji isnāt there BUT ITS OKAY HES FINE heās just at work I think sadly unfortunately my man has to work a shitty convenience store job to make some money while trying to figure life out and heās temporarily working night shifts so thatās why heās gone and Aki does call him at work in the middle of the night for reassurance and asks if that incident really went down the way he remembers it (it didnāt). Itās kinda dark but has a nice ending at least
#ask#idk if ill ever like. finish and post that one hm#but what triggered this idea was like. the pain of a loved one crying and screaming over you but all you can do is sit there unfeeling#akihiko was mad at how removed shinji has become and how he just doesnt seem to care about anything anymore and its very upsetting#and aki gets really emotional and theyre fighting and hes crying and shaking but shinji isnt fighting back hes just letting it happen#hes just lying there and seeing his friend on top of him sobbing doesnt seem to affect him in any way cuz hes so emotionless#and akihiko just gets more mad at that and thats what causes him to freak out cuz why isnt shinji fighting back anymore#and then you know in the nightmare its warped with guilt and fear and ends with aki being so caught up in his reactions#that he doesnt notice how hes hurt shinji and its too late and hes killed him#cuz id say once everything settles down post canon theres a lot of lingering anxiety about everything#aki fears that he pushed too hard and drove shinji away and didnt notice his pain until it was too late#but when he calls shinji to get the real story it obviously isnt how aki remembers cuz he first off didnt kill shinji#what really happened was akihiko was sobbing and kinda just swinging haphazardly everywhere and landed some hits on shinji but not enough to#really fuck him up and it ends with him giving up and laying on top of shinji crying#shinji kinda awkwardly embraces him cuz what else can he do when he still cant feel anything but hates to see his friend upset#so the actual incident wasnt very pretty or happy but they made it out alive and are working things out now#very bittersweet very angsty shinji is so goddamn emotionally repressed i mean they both are actually#also on a lighter note shinji was just like on the phone with his bf during his shift and aki is like wait are you slacking off#and shinji is like bitch you literally called me??? and who cares id like to see these bitches try and fire me š¤#hes behind the register in a stupid uniform while horrible music plays theres like one customer there#theyre making direct eye contact the entire phone call
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Please donāt call her Paige Halliwell. Itās Paige Matthews. Donāt diminish and disrespect her adopted parents like that.
#charmed#paige matthews#wearethecharmedones talks#this makes me so mad#Paige didnāt change her name for a reason#like she told grams#she already had a grandmother#and parents#the disrespect š¤
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Aspec Penelope and Odysseus mean a lot to me and I want to ramble about it as it makes me really happy š„ŗ
If you don't like, don't read! Someone being aspec or sex-repulsed or sex-neutral is not insulting allos or people who are sexually active!!! And even then, some aspecs ARE sexually active just like these two end up being! This is all headcanon and any aphobes will be yeeted into the wine-dark sea. (semi-inspired by epic the musical but also...not.)
Aspec Odypen!
Both are aspec, demisexual specifically and are just like that. While they ARE Athena's pets, she didn't "make them ace". (It may have influenced why she's fascinated by them alongside their cleverness)
Both have situations that make it somewhat different in how they experience it though. I'll have what they both experience first. (Kind of just explaining what it feels like being aspec in a way, except they're shittier about it) Then Penelope as her's needs less explanation. For once in my life, Penelope isn't the one with the most stuff on her š
"Oh that person's very strong! Impressive! Oh, wait, is this supposed to be sexual? ...hm...Alright, I guess."
"Alright, I posed this way and looked at them like this and they seemed more open to this idea. Taking note for manipulation..."
"Goddamnit, I don't want you, I want all that silver š©"
*sees what takes place during certain events (Symposium-esque event)* "...Yeah, I'm not doing that."
Both are pretty in their own way and use that to their advantage to get the things they want. Both get almost weirdly offended when outwardly flirted with and/or propositioned. Kind of sex repulsed (that changes when with each other but before they never really even think about it as..."What is everyone talking about? What do you mean "needs"?")
Friends? Absolutely!!! Not knowing someone but getting to know them eventually? Yeah! But the idea of only wanting to date or have sex because of appearances genuinely perplexes them both. Also, they weirdly test people and are just straight up weird and picky.
"How stupid and naive can you be to wish to court someone you know so little about? A stranger? I look pretty only to get what I want and that's not you... Yeah, we definitely won't work out. I'm going to rob you to teach you a lesson in how looks can be deceiving. I'm pretty but I'm also shitty."
"...You want to do what?! ...uh, okay... You know, what? >:) I know a place. Yeah, us naiads use it. Yep, just around here. Yes! The water is perfectly safe! Don't worry about the leeches! They're harmless! Completely normal leeches" *Steals their clothes and jewelry and leaves them to the very not-normal leeches.* What? It's not like they died!!! They shouldn't have been so stupid to trust me knowing nothing about me!"
Both also have hubris as their flaw so they also have a very shitty superiority complex about this. Fellow aspecs, don't do this!!! It's not nice!!! These two are both mean and nice and this is one of the ways they're mean. Very "While you were out doing whatever, I studied the blade" bullshit. Also, a "Me being unaffected by beauty makes me better at manipulating. Look at how stupid they get when I look all pretty, Athena. I absolutely made them believe that that was a fair deal!!!" Athena kind of encourages this behavior
Meeting each other is a very humbling experience for them both. They both actually learn that there's nothing wrong with being vulnerable with people, just because THEY'RE likely to mess with you doesn't mean EVERYONE is.
Onto Penelope Specifics
For one thing, Penelope is used to people immediately going nuts over Helen and she doesn't mind having less of the attention. As mentioned before, doesn't happen often but when people wish to possibly date, she tests, then sees "okay, I don't see this happening. I'm going to fuck with you now". She'll also just start doing weird shit in a "you think you can handle me?" way.
Thankfully, Icarius and Periboea are chill AND somewhat overprotective so the footrace usually goes in her favor of "I do not like them." Until Odysseus but you know. She just sees she won't click with most people.
Icarius and Periboea have a pretty happy marriage and she thinks that's sweet. One of her siblings doesn't have a happy marriage sadly and that's a big thing later on but she sees Helen and Menelaus with their childhood sweetheart thing going on and the other nymphs and thinks "Guess that won't be happening for me...I can be a fun river auntie." As she's kind of planning to be dedicated to the rivers fully if she can.
She also was there when Helen got kidnapped by Theseus :'D That does affect her.
Her actually testing him the same way he does when they first meet is part of the reason he falls for her so hard. "You do the same shit I do. Not only that but you were actually able to trick me! Wait, that broach, are you also one of Athena's pets?! And now we're scuttling about the castle basically entirely intuned to exactly what we're gonna do?! Oh, gods, that was so fun! Ugh, be my WIFE! š„“ Wait, no! Sorry I scared/lied/overwhelmed you! Please give me a chance"
Her not getting a lot of genuine romantic attention has influenced her a little bit though.
She's genuinely pretty but it's in an unconventional way (sharp teeth, weird eyes, "Born in a Creek", etc.) So while at first on Ithaca, she was considered very strange, as naiad ties get better with her influence and people get more used to her, it's a "Oh, shit, she IS pretty." Also, she aged like wine. Why the suitors wanted her (also yeah, "I want to be king") and why she just didn't want them. Ofc, she wants Odysseus but she's also just someone who is usually unimpressed. (as Odysseus is as well.)
Odysseus Specifics
Very much a hopeful romantic. His mom and dad have a very loving marriage, (I want to write a thing on their love story), and knowing how his dad never took a concubine (It literally says he doesn't in the Odyssey). He wants what they have.
"Being with someone who you can be your complete self with, show all the good and the bad to and still loving each other despite it all. That's love."
As someone who is a person of many twists and turns, he desperately wants to find someone to show ALL his sides to.
So first up we have the fact that he blames the fact that he's never felt sexual attraction on the boar scar injury. (Boar Scar Idea Stuff Here) It's easier that way as he doesn't necessarily want to think about himself as being different. It makes people "pity" him in the sense of "Oh, you poor thing, you're so beautiful but that boar ripped you apart so horridly. Taking away your ability to feel such things and leaving a disgusting scar."
It's very frustrating for him because he IS very beautiful and so people are attracted to him often. He wants to be left alone. He knows what he wants. Fuck off.
Ancient Greece was fine with Nudity but he, being quite ripped up and "not all there" by the boar, isn't really comfortable with it. People often stare and him, being hotheaded, he's like "What are you looking at? I'll kick your ass!". It's kind of a convenience though because it also makes people leave him alone.
He's had "one relationship" but it was basically just a kiss. He had a one-month romance with someone that ended badly.
Then OdyPen meets each other. >:D
Clarifying this as I know I talk about it a lot with how "Odysseus was in love at first sight" and... YEAH. but also not. It's more of a "This is the fucking best and I KNOW that we'd be incredible together." He chills out a bit as he got that ADHD (they both do) and was all up in his emotions. Other folks with ADHD know when you get too excited and just...become a LOT. It was that. He calmed down a bit and realized he WAS overwhelming her, STILL wants to marry her but isn't in love yet as they JUST MET. And they finally get to know each other more and then he actually falls in love.
Penelope was always somewhat intrigued by him but it was only when he chilled out a bit and let her lay the ground rules of them getting to know each other. And she was in deep denial, then she was hit by a truck when she couldn't deny it any longer.
During the War
He doesn't have any listed concubines (Hecuba was an old woman in her 60s-70s...Be reasonable.) and even in the Iliad, he thinks of Penelope often. And when offered, he threatens or just is passive-aggressive, and eventually people understand that "I wouldn't do that if I were you. He'll probably stab you."
With the fact that in the funeral games, he is mostly invested in getting the shiny and fancy ITEMS instead of winning for the pretty slaves. That also gives me big "I don't fucking care about that, WHERE'S THE MONEY?!"
With how Nauplius (Palamedes' father), tried to get Penelope to believe that "oh your Odysseus plans to replace you." and how she was like "pfft, fuck that. That's a load of shit. My Odysseus would never. Get outta my palace." that yeah, Penelope knows how he rolls.
With he's quite uncomfortable with Nausicca's crush on him despite her being young and beautiful.
Even in the beginning, the fact that he saw Helen, the most beautiful woman in the world, and was still like "eh...Ooooh, who's that woman over there that's causing chaos?". He's unaffected by beauty.
He leaves his tent alone in Book 10 of the Iliad. Like, I cannot stress enough how aspec Odysseus feels to me lol
Odypen already give Aspec vibes in the Odyssey but hearing "Man of the House" with Epic and that "She's who I saved my virginity for" was like an "YES! ASPEC!" and yeh :D He wasn't technically "saving it for her", he just never wanted it til Penelope.
Alongside "Done For" a lil bit!
"...I'm not sure I follow... What do you mean by lust? Penelope's not here...oh no..."
Idk makes me happy to write them aspec! š„ŗ
#Mad rambles#shot by odysseus#my headcanons#I love them so much and it's fun writing them this way!!!#I don't wanna hear shit about historical accuracy. It's my fic!!! I can do what I want!!!#probably messy af but it makes me happy!!!#If someone poses pretty they're thinking ā...Is your shoulder sore or something?ā#but then when they see each other???#they're so silly#āI haven't lost my virginity because I never loseš¤ā#Meeting each other and falling in love: ā...I'm okay being a loserš„ŗā#Water Wife
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was literally wearing my holter ecg machine which is like a bunch of electrodes on your chest and like 5 different wires and a little device in a crossbody bag like think jacquemus tiny bag except attached to your body like a little octopus and it looks very like. Medical and i was walking for genuinely 10 mins between where i parked and uni and got honked at twice like really. Really?
#gets me so fawking mad can i not exist in peace without men making my blood boil and more importantly making my ecg act up š¤ theyāre gonna#make me get bad grades at the cardiologist test!!!!
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Why do people who enjoy spam liking always act so high and mighty about it āwell I like it when someone likes all 200 of my posts bc it means they love and cherish my creations, Iām sorry youāre a cold hearted grinch and donāt have any appreciation for the common people who love your work, maybe if you stopped being such a snob šā ok bitch good for you?? I just like reading peopleās comments/tags on my art and having a lot of individual like notifications clogs it up so it gets a little annoying thatās all. If spam liking makes you feel good thatās great Iām happy for you but itās just a matter of personal preference it doesnāt make either of us morally superior lol get off your high horse
#.txt#Iām sorry Iām really not trying to be mean but 100 likes on individual posts donāt really do anything for me#like. thanks I guess? idk itās just one more number#also usually itās like. 100 likes in 1 minute. like youāre doing it just because not even taking a second to look at the actual post#this is one thing twitter does better bc itāll just say [person] liked x amount of your posts#Iām not mad at anyone who spam likes my posts btw itās just mild annoyance at most#like keep doing it if you want idc#I just hate people who try to make you feel bad for not crying and throwing up with joy when someone likes 50 of your posts#or people get mad when someone asks to not spam like?? āwell then itās a loss for both of us š¤ā#hate to break it to you but youāre not that special lol that person isnāt gonna care that they lost a potential like from you#Iām not saying this to be mean youāre just a stranger on the internet they donāt know you donāt be weird#is it so hard to respect peopleās boundaries without pissing your pants goddamn
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reminder GONKI IS MORE CANON š¤š so anytime some kg person tries to send hate at you remember itās just cuz theyāre big mad Gonki more canon eheheh šš¤
#IS WHY I WONT LET ANY LOSER GET ME DOWN š¤#I KNOW ITS JUST CUZ THEY ARE BIG MAD THE DIRECTOR CALLED KI WIFE AND KIS VA TAGS STUFF GONKI EHEHEH šš„°#Naturally sadly on the west side thereās wayyyy more kg people so I donāt mean alll of them obvi but please#on twitter- I mean x#I am like the sole person in the English gonkillu tag mostly#And these kg fans got big mad when there was dare an artist in there for a while who was popular and used gonki tag#LIKE HOW DARE THEY LOL#Losers got so mad over a tag that has hardly anything in it#SO DONT LET ANY OF THEM DRAG YOU DOWN#Most the time theyāre hypocrites and losers#AND I WONT LET ANY OF THEM EVER STOP ME#š¤§š¤š„°#Honestly theyāre free to hate it like I hate kg but the fact they go to bully an artist the moment they dare to use the gonki tag is not#Acceptable#That tag isnāt there for you#Its for us few#ANYWAY ILL ALWAYS STAND MY GROUND FOR THE GONKIS#And trust me this is no lie Iāve been harassed ive seen people leave that were gonkis I have even had friends!#open gonki people tell me they are scared to post#LIKE WHAT YOU WANNA BUT LEAVE US ALONE#And no none of them can use the excuse of āheteronormativeā or whatever else they want to get away with bullying#ESP NOT WHEN THEY WILL TURN AROUND AND DO THE SAME TROPES WITH THEIR VER LOL do what you want but do not be a hypocrite to send threats#Its all fiction thereās no need to play purity police god will def let you up into heaven cuz you told me to kill myself for#Having Ki in a dress#NOT LOL! TOO BAD š¤ AND KI IS A PRETTY PRINCESS WHO DESERVES DRESSES š¤ PERIOD#Iām sure thereās been a few rotten gk people I donāt accept them as my kin either but from the few of us I do know#Weāre never gone to the kg tags or go to those peopleās posts and fics LIKE WHY WOULD I EVEN WANNA SEE STUFF I HATE IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE#AND YES I HAVE TWO FOLLOWERS AND NO I HAVE NO ISSUE SPEAKING OUT ESP WHEN PEOPLE I KNOW GET HARASSED SPECIFICALLY BY A KG PERSON#I WILL GIVE US A PEP TALK š¤ ITS JUST CUZ THEY ARE BIG MAD YOU KEEP DOING YOU GONKI IS CANON š¤
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