#make it multiplayer you coward

[no-i-will-not-shut-up]

weak, mc is the only player and everyone else is an npc

random manga/manhwa of the day: the game that will end me

its a death game structure similar to omniscient viewer where the players' world is changed into a suvival setting (zombies for this one). its special feature is that the players can directly see the chat messages which are formatted in streaming language.

[eorzeashan]

had 2 tanks leave after the same boss in a row in lapis manalis -_- don't queue as a tank if you're gonna have the impatience of a fruit fly and the commitment of a dad who doesn't pay child support

[wolfram-but-art]

The organiser(s) of the #savetf2 movement have created a website, where you can sign their petition for this year's campaign. Please read it, and sign if you can. All it takes is to input your e-mail and verify it, no signing up for newsletters or making logins.

https://save.tf/

I myself don't really play tf2, i'm a massive coward when it comes to multiplayer games, but i am in the fandom and i'd preffer for it not to die. I see how this whole bot problem affects the playerbase, it is truly horrible how Valve let the game get to this state, and i wanna help in any way i can, hence me sharing the link to their website.

if WOW playes could do it, we can too

[sasha199]

Gale/ Wyll drama pt. 7

Y’all…this game hits different when your Tav is a stand in for yourself.

My sister and I are playing a multiplayer as ourselves, as sisters. I was romancing/flirting with both Gale and Wyll. I made a move on Lae’zel too but THAT ended in tears. Sister is pulling both Astarion and Shadowheart.

(I’m Sasha, sister is Marlie.)

"I don't know what to say." 

We're in Wyll's tent. He offered me wine but I declined so he knew right away I had something important to tell him. I tried my best to be kind but how do you tell someone you don't choose them? I figured direct was best, but the silence that followed was deafening until he uttered this phrase.

"Should I go?" I ask eventually.

He looks up at me, he smiles but I can't tell if it's genuine. "I envisioned a future for us, grand adventures, tender moments, it's hard to say good bye to all that."

"Wyll..."

"I'll let you go if I must." He reaches for me and I take his hand. He looks down, I breathe deep. I did this to him, I can bare whatever comes. "I am happy to have had a part of you, if only for a short time. You make me very happy."

There is nothing I can say that will make this better, I learned that lesson earlier today, so I say nothing. I hold his hand and try to be strong for this man. 

"You are the author of your own story," he whispers, "thank you for giving me the chance to be part of it."

Oh gods now I'm crying. 

I kiss his cheek, murmur another apology and flee the tent. 

I am a coward, a giant sniveling coward. I don't care who sees me running as I take off into the red leaved trees that surround our camp. I hear my name called in a few different voices, I can't tell whose. 

The shadows start to thicken, so I stop running and huddle on the ground, taking refuge in some raised gnarled roots. I'm upset but I'm not stupid, no need to throw myself into danger just because I'm feeling things. I'll have to apologize to Wyll. Again. How dare I have a break down in the middle of my mature break up?

Can I do nothing right?  Rolan’s words echo in my head.

"Sis."

If my throat had not closed in terror I would have shrieked. Marlie steps out of stealth mode and comes over to me. "Did Wyll break up with you?"

I give out a sarcastic laugh, "Looks that way, huh?"

"You did the right thing."

"I thought that was the weak thing to do, the soft thing."

"It is," she assures me, "doesn't mean it's the easy thing. If it was there'd be a lot more good guys in the world."

"Is that what I am? A good guy?"

"Yep." She sits on a tree root, folding her long legs under her "Unfortunately you're one of the goodest."

"I hate it sometimes."

"Yeah it's way more fun to be morally grey."

"Seems so. You and Astarion are always laughing together."

"Yes, and you're always crying."

I throw my hands up, "I can't help it if I'm sensitive!"

"I'm just saying we can't both always be crying."

She hands me a handkerchief and I snatch it from her. I look at it after I blow my nose. It's the same kind that Gale gave me earlier. 

"Courtesy of your official boytoy," she says with a twinkle in her eye, " he didn't want you to ruin my robes."

"You're not wearing robes." I mutter, but I'm smiling. 

"That's exactly what I told him. Wouldn't be caught dead in wizards robes."

"I think I'm okay now," I wipe my eyes.

"You better be," Marlie stands up and reaches out to pull me to my feet, "we've still got a lot of shit to do. I'll laugh, you cry. Deal?"

I snicker, clasping her hand and rising to my feet. "Definitely."

[doom-nerdo-666]

MetaDoom explained part 3, check this tag to catch up.

Weapons:

MetaDoom has a lot of fun toys. Some of them have designs meant to mix up different designs and elements of certain weapons.

Some also have alt fires as a nod to D4 and to make things more interesting. There's also randomization rules where for you to pick up X, you must get Y first except for the melee weapons for some reason. Also, when switching weapons, it’s a bit quicker when they’re the same slot

FIST:

Has its own keybind as is a simple move that makes enemies drop health pick ups when punched, as in D4 fashion

1st slot: EGM SIDEARM:

Pistol whose design sort of resembles D3 and 4

Has infinite ammo and shoots laser instead of bullets

Alt fire is a lantern, which could resemble D3 BFG edition but it's actually based off D3's duct tape mod (Or at least Xbox version of D3RoE)

Menu option turns off intinite ammo, so it uses bullets as ammo, obviously

2nd slot: COMBAT SHOTGUN:

D64 look but still has a normal reloading animation

Alt fire is D4's grenade shot, costing 4 shells

Drops shell casings.

2nd slot: HOLY WATER PISTOL:

From D2RPG

Main fire deals low damage but makes most foes cry and run like cowards, while instantly killing LS's (Originally, it just stunned them and dealt more damage on LS's and maybe Archies too but less on zombies, but i might be wrong)

Second alt fire refills your health but wastes more water

To refill its ammo, just stand on most liquid textured floors (Originally it was filled with water tanks/fountains and using toilets)

When you refill with water, you may heard a sound that is RPG related

Has its own bindable key

3rd slot: SUPER SHOTGUN:

Has D2's design but with different sprites, animations and Doom Eternal’s meathook, which seems based off the Doom alpha/beta bayonet rifle blades and painted gold

Primary fire is the same

Secondary fire shoots the meat hook and if it hits an enemy, they’re stunned and the hook brings the player to said enemy, which has a lot of traversal potential

Meathook has time based delay if successfully used, hence the lights in the weapon indicating how much time left

If you miss, you can shoot it again

It also works on UV co-op players

The movement itself is not as complex or “web slingy” as Eternal’s

Meathook can also bring some gameplay breaking issues at times, so be considerate

Can show up in Doom 1 sometimes, by replacing Shotty placement

Drops shell casings

3rd slot: FIRE EXTINGUISHER:

Doom RPG weapon that can put up Lost Souls, fireball projectiles and even flames/fires from certain props

Second fire can save you from Archvile's fire attack (I think originally it was mainly used to put up fires blocking paths and deal more damage on LS's and Archies)

Has its own bindable key

4th slot: ASSAULT RIFLE:

Doom 3's machine gun, which sort of resembles classic Doom's chaingun, but apparently it fires one tick faster, due to complaints of it sounding weak

Alt fire is D4's micromissiles, which wastes a lot of ammo and they have a short delay when sticking to enemies before exploding

Drops bullet casings

4th slot: CHAINGUN:

Design mostly represents D64 and 3, but painted blue

Primary fire is obvious, more damage at the cost of waiting times (I thnk it also uses a beta D3 sound)

Second fire: D4's turret mode, unleashing three barrels to do more damage at the cost of ammo (It also prevents you from walking instead of just walking slowly)

Drops bullet casings

5th slot: ROCKET LAUNCHER:

Design represents D1, 64 and 3

Firing sound is Eternal related and fused with 3 firing sound

Alt fire is from D4, detonating rockets in mid air that can drop fragments that deal damage (Based off an upgrade for this alt fire in the game)

5th slot: GRENADE LAUNCHER:

A weapon from D4's multiplayer DLC

Like a traditional GL, its grenades either bounce around and explode shortly after or explode on impact with enemies

Second fire is a gas grenade, that drops short lasting gas, that continues to hurt enemies (Or sometimes you)

Grenade sprites may be Duke Nukem related, while the green cloud is probably from Hexen

In D4, the official GL shoots a harmless smoke bomb but D4's MP has a Plasma Rifle whose alt fire is an harmfull energy floor like a Cybermanc attack

6th slot: PLASMA RIFLE:

Design and sounds represent classic Plasma gun and D3/4 (Could resemble all versions, actually)

Has no recoil

The screen on the weapon shows bars being filled when firing, this is so when they're full, you can use the alt fire

When each bar is filled, there’s sounds from Eternal being used

Alt fire is D4's heat wave, which seems to be composed of stronger Plasma balls than a simple Plasma wave

It also affects your surroundings in a 360 degree angle, something that 2016’s heat wave did but not Eternal

6th slot: LIGHTNING GUN:

D4 multiplayer weapon, whose primary fire is a string of electricity that shocks enemies and wastes a bit more ammo

Alt fire is borrowed from the Plasma gun in D4, which is a harmless projectile that stuns enemies

6th slot: GAUSS CANNON:

D4 weapon, that is pretty much a Quake Rail Gun, kinda

Design sort of represents the original BFG9000 or at least early sprites and the toy they used for it

Primary fire even has that spiral effect from Q2 and Skulltag

Second fire is just a scope for the sake of balance and maybe a page taken from the Vortex Rifle (Its design still resembles one of the Gauss Cannon's alt fires)

If you're too close, it can cause splash damage and hurt you

7th slot: BFG 9000:

Design represents D64 and 4

Uses separate ammo from Plasma gun (Argent core)

Main fire may deal a bit more damage than usual and the projectile can damage enemies nearby, as inspired by D3/4

Second fire is a stream of BFG balls based off an unused BFG fire (It can even bounce on floors/ceilings) but there's no red projectiles

7th slot: UNMAKER:

Doom 64's hellish weapon whose design also represents the Reaper (D4 multiplayer DLC) and because it's originally nameless, it's technically nicknamed after a Doom bible weapon

Like the original, it starts off as an odd cousin of the Plasma rifle, but once you pick up the demonkeys, it fires faster and gets to shoot three projectiles at once (Though it may not be entirely faithfull, at least if you look at that video by Decino or the ClassicDOOM channel)

Said demonkeys can spawn next to BFG/Unmaker spots and in D64 maps (Consolation Prizes), they're where they're supposed to be

Demonkeys also unlock and upgrade an alt fire, where you charge up 1 to 3 laser beams

7th slot: SOULCUBE:

Doom 3's magic cube whose design is based off Doom 2's spawn cube and it smoothly shakes on screen when used

Once picked up, enemies start dropping "soul essance" and you need at least 10 of those to make the weapon work (May be based off D4's MP mode called Soul Harvest)

Once you got 10 souls, you can use the Cube to instantly kill one enemy and they'll drop ammo/health/armor like in D4 fashion

Despite being a BFG replacement, it can replace chainsaw in rare occasions (E2M5, Map 10)

Has its own bindable key

8th slot: CHAINSAW:

It's design and sounds mostly resemble later designs but it's technically just a yellow chainsaw, so it may not matter that much

Primary fire is the same, while second is just a strong and slow swing attack

Press the FIST key and you get an attack that makes enemies drop health goodies

8th slot: FIRE AXE:

Doom RPG's axe, which normally had a black head and yellow handle, but who cares

Primary/second fire: Slow melee attack that makes enemies bleed and drop health for a while, but zombie types die instantly

Can destroy barrels without exploding them, this can be usefull

[shanamahtopoeia]

Creating a New Soundset for Dragon Age Origins

Tools needed: DAO Toolset (sorry, I doubt there's a way around this) Audacity with the TrimExtend plugin FsbExtractor (optional) GDApp

If you haven't already, you might want to look at the Toolset tutorial page on importing audio; we'll be doing all of that plus a little extra. ;)

Due to the toolset automatically assigning string IDs, it's a good idea to make a new module to work in, so you can customize the number these IDs start at. Otherwise, you'll likely get conflicts with other mods that also worked in the Single Player module.

First, open up the toolset, and find the soundset templates. They're under Conversations -> _Core Soundsets.

Choose the one that best fits your project. 'Party' soundsets have the most entries, followed by 'Player', then 'NPC', 'Minor NPC', 'Combat', and 'CombatOnly'. If you're not sure, choose a fuller template - you can leave provided entries empty, but you can't easily add missing entries. You also might find it helpful to open up an existing soundset similar to the one you're building, to see which entries are actually used, and about how many lines there are for each. (bit of syntax: I'll be using 'entry' to refer to the soundset line type - e.g. "Combat Attack", "Combat Taunt" - and 'line' to refer to the actual spoken lines under an entry - "Attack!", "Cowards!", etc)

For instance, you'll see that despite the template having multiple types of "Explore Select", the PC soundsets only have "Explore Select Neutral". You'll need more lines for "Combat Attack" and "Combat Battle Cry" than anything else, but only one or two for things like "Hello", "Cheer", "Cuss", "Explore Stealth", or "Explore Trap Detected". And even though they're listed in PC and Party soundsets, some entries aren't actually used by the game at all: "Poisoned" "Gift Not Want" "Bored" "Goodbye" "Thank You" "Good Idea" "Fighting Without a Weapon" Pretty much everything from "Hello" down (with the exception of "Warcry") is only used in the Character Creator, or very rarely by NPCs. There are a couple mods that restore/utilize these entries, but if you only care about what the vanilla game will use, you can skip all these if you want. ;)

Duplicate the template you've chosen, and name it using Bioware's convention ("ss_[name]" for NPCs/followers, or "ss_pc_[unique identifier]" for PC). Alternatively, you can duplicate an existing soundset, but then you have to be careful to replace/remove all existing lines.

I'm going to assume you already have a set of sound files you plan on using, because that's not something I can help you with. For my forays into soundset creation, I ported from Dragon Age: Inquisition. If you'd like to do the same, various soundset files can be found in: DA3/DesignContent/Conversations/Global/Soundsets DA3/DesignContent/Conversations/Multiplayer/Soundsets DA3/DesignContent/Sound/Assets/Exertions

Go through your sound files, and transcribe them to fill in the template.

You may also want to change the default facial expressions. You can do this under the 'Cinematics' tab, with the 'Emotions' drop-down.

As you go, rename each sound file to "[stringID]_m". Unfortunately, there's no easy way to just copy/paste this number. -_-

For non-verbal lines, like grunts and screams, you can either leave it blank or write a description using [desc][/desc] tags (with carets instead of brackets).

Once you've figured out all your lines, you now need to edit them so that the toolset can process them. If you're going to do a lot of work for DAO in Audacity, you might want to change the default settings by going to Edit, Preferences. In the 'Quality' section, change the default sample rate to 24000Hz (you'll have to choose 'other' and manually type it in), and the default sample format to 16-bit. You also may want to change the default open and export directories in the 'Directories' section.

Open a line in Audacity, and trim the silence by selecting the audio wave, and hitting the 'trim audio outside selection button' (or Ctrl+T).

(The toolset does require a bit of silence before and after the audio for facial expression processing, but I find it better to trim it and then later add a consistent amount of silence to each.)

Now select the silent part(s) and click the scissors to remove them.

Do any other editing you want now as well, like splicing or volume adjusting.

The last steps are to add silence before and after, and then to export it as a .wav.

I usually do this as a macro:

To do it manually, select your audio using the little Select button in the blue panel left of the wave, and then go to Effect, Trim Extend, and then add 0.5 seconds before and after. (the toolset wiki recommends 1 full second before and after, but 0.5 seconds seems to work fine for me, at least for soundsets)

Before we export, make sure the Project Rate in the bottom left is set to 24000 Hz. If it's not, change to it 24000 (it's not one of the default options; you'll have to type it in manually).

Now export it by going to File, Export, Export as WAV. In the bottom center, change the Encoding to 'Signed 16-bit PCM', if it's not already set to that.

Repeat these steps for all your lines.

If there are any template lines you didn't use, delete the blue 'CONTINUE' line above it to remove that branch completely.

If there are entries you don't have any lines for, DON'T delete that entry (it can mess up the exporter). Delete all the blue 'CONTINUE' lines under the entry, and leave the entry there.

Once you have all your lines entered into your soundset template, and all the audio files named & converted, move the audio files to the module toolsetexport folder.

If you're working in a new module, put them in '\Documents\BioWare\Dragon Age\AddIns\[moduleUID]\module\override\toolsetexport' If you're working in the Single Player module, put them in '\Documents\BioWare\Dragon Age\modules\Single Player\override\toolsetexport'

Go back to the toolset and select the Root node of your soundset. Then do Tools, Generate VO, Generate VO Local. The toolset will take a minute to process, and you may see a command window for the FMOD processor pop up. If all went well, the log window at the bottom of the toolset should read something like this:

(unfortunately, it'll also show this if all your lines are missing and were replaced with RoboBrad)

If you were missing some lines, but not all (for me, that usually means I mistyped the string ID), the error will show like this: (the lines "renamed" were missing and replaced with RoboBrad)

If any of your lines are the incorrect format, it'll show something like this:

If it processed successfully (with or without RoboBrad), you'll get an .fev and .fsb file in your module's core/override folder.

Windows Media Player used to be able to play .fsb files, but newer versions don't seem to be able to. So, if you want to check the .fsb for errors, you'll have to find a media player that will play .fsb files, or use FsbExtractor to open it up and check the lines one-by-one.

Back in the toolset, make sure the Root node is still selected, and do Tools, Generate FaceFX, Generate FaceFX Local. You'll be able to watch the log as it processes each line.

You should end up with an .fxe and .fxm for each line, in your module's core/override folder (same place as the .fev & .fsb).

Finally, export the soundset either by right-clicking on the tab in the toolset or clicking Tools, Export, Export without dependent resources. This will generate two GDAs in your module's toolsetexport folder (next to your .wav files).

These GDAs are what the game actually reads when looking for a line to say. sse_ss_*****.gda lists all the lines for each entry type by stringID, and sst_ss_****.gda lists how many lines you have per entry type. These GDAs can only be opened by the toolset, not GDApp, since they for some reason use the older GDA format.

You're almost done! You can keep the files where they are now if you want, or move them all to the main override folder. ('\Documents\BioWare\Dragon Age\packages\core\override')

If you're making a soundset for a companion or NPC, you're pretty much done. You can either find that character's character file (.chr), change the soundset to your new one, and export the .utc; or open up an already-exported .utc with the toolset or TlkEdit, and change the soundset there.

The soundset for a character isn't actually specified in their toolset creature file. When you export the creature file as a .utc, it pulls the soundset from the associated character file (.chr).

If you're making a player soundset, you probably want to make it appear in the CharGen. To do that, you'll need to open up playersoundsets.gda with GDApp. If you don't already have it extracted, it's located in 'C:\Program Files (x86)\Dragon Age\packages\core\data\2da.erf'. You can extract it with either the toolset or pyGFF.

Find a line of the same race/gender you want, and delete the rest. If you want your soundset available for multiple race/gender combos, keep a line for each.

Change the ID to a unique number for each, rename the label to whatever you want to show in the CharGen, and remove the number in StrIDName. Also change the soundset to yours. ;)

Save the gda, but append something unique, like 'playersoundsets_myvoice.gda'. This tells DAO that this is an extension of the original GDA, not a replacement. The length of the GDA name shouldn't be more than 27 characters (not including ".gda").

Put your new GDA in your main override folder.

Fire up DAO, and make a new character to test your soundset!

If you don't want to add your soundset to the CharGen, you can instead change an existing PC's voice by editing the save game. Follow whuffie's tutorial. Alternatively, if you know a bit of scripting, you can make a console command using the SetSoundSet function.

If you plan on releasing your soundset to others, you only need to include the soundset GDAs, the .fev, .fsb, & .fxe files, and playersoundsets_****.gda. The .fxm files are metadata and not needed, and the .wav files have been compressed into the .fsb.

Common problems: --No sound at all: make sure all the info in your GDA is correct. Alternatively, the game may not be finding your .fsb or soundset .gdas. Try moving them to the main override. --Robot voice: the toolset couldn't find your .wav files when you did the VO processing. Make sure they were in the right toolsetexport folder, or try a different one. --Missing from the CharGen: your GDA is probably missing, or the GDA name may be too long. There's also a limit on how many voice options appear, so if you have other mods that add new voices, there might not be room for yours.

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[incorrectly-rivcheting]

Rift Apart online co-op multiplayer add-on ANNOUNCED

AND THEY POSTED A SCREENSHOT PREVIEW HOLY MOLY

nah jk this is photoshop

[yoimix]

haikyuu!! as types of best friends.

➼ ft. hinata, sugawara, bokuto, osamu+atsumu.

➼ playlist. talk too much - coin, higher - banks, romanticism - mrs green apple, me and my friends - james vincent mcmorrow

➼ a/n. these have light bff2l undertones hhn i love that trope, pls forgive me. </3 + there’s some timeskip spoilers for atsumu & osamu’s part.

❀ hinata :-

i wish the childhood best friends trope a very good evening.

no one’s better than hinata at making friends, even if you met after he spiked a ball into your face. you’re childhood best friends too !! so imagine being a child and having to pick up this goofball by the scruff, who has the audacity to ask you to play with him after giving you a scratched up forehead and teary eyes from a ball to the face. but, like, you were the one who said yes so it’s on you :-)

sometimes you bicker but it’s ok bc he would literally go to the ends of the earth for you if you asked. no kidding. he hates sitting still anyway so he’ll just gravitate towards where you are like you’re the sun. also gets you taiyaki in the evenings but climbs in through your window instead of using the front door like a normal person. (he has too much energy </3) if you hear someone yelling your name outside your window and ranting about volleyball games, you know who it is.

ok when he makes you mad with his bullheadedness, you'll be complaining with kageyama (who agrees vehemently) and hinata gets pissy bc you get along a little too well when you're throwing insults about him. (he's not jealous, no, of course not.) but.. how long can you stay mad at this sunshine child anyway?? you'll be pretending you never got mad at all within a few hours and go back to joking around.

he gets distracted if you're watching a match sometimes (bokuto somehow got it into his head that he needs to show off in front of you) so you got banned from watching. he overcomes it later on so you can cheer him on in his jersey too <3

gives you ALL his attention when you talk or even complain about your life. he reacts a lot to whatever you have to say so you have to pretend there aren’t people behind you glaring at hinata for having the same decibel sound level as a jet engine.

you have matching keychains you bought at a local fair !!! (you got a pochacco one for hinata but it’s super worn out by now so he keeps it in his wallet instead.) 

he has not won a single multiplayer video game against you (*cough cough* mario kart *cough*) and you don’t even have to be good at it. if you call him a loser, he’ll lose even harder. gets unnecessarily mad at just dance and you have to calm him down.

... you’ve probably kissed bc the two of you (mostly him) were too eager for a first kiss and you got fed up with his pubescent ramblings and ended up kissing him. and then had an early mid-life crisis bc you guys are definitely just friends. (unless.. unless he doesn’t think that way.. surprise surprise 😳) also he's.. kind of bad for make out practice... it’s like kissing a month old puppy.. sorry :/. if you happen to make a lot of offhand comments and tease him about his kissing skills, he WILL turn tomato red and argue in gibberish. only do that in private bc the rest of the world thinks you’re sickeningly cute together >:(

overall, your best friend is a ball of sunshine (who occasionally pisses you off) and your #1 motivation to get out of bed. it's mostly bc he's somehow there to get you out of bed though you've repeatedly told him to not climb in through your window. at least the sun is smiling upon you every day <3

❀ sugawara :-

being best friends with him is such a secure relation !! 

he’s your soft place to fall but also would provide gentle (not so gentle) reminders for your wellbeing (STUDY!!! WATER!!!! BREAKFAST!!). doesn’t get mad when you say you skipped breakfast but gives you this look of disappointment which is 100x more effective. still gets a granola bar for you though. also he literally carries bandaids for u and he’s been doing that since second grade bc you fell off the swing ONCE. you know, just in case. if you’re an accident-prone hazard to society, you’re in luck. 

BEST HUGS especially if you had a rough day and want to sob into his shoulder. if u damage his $85 hoodie tho, he will make u do his laundry and also buy snacks for him. but like he is so soft (his skin is SUPER soft bc he actually follows a skincare routine now) and cuddly like a teddy bear, it's a small price to pay for salvation.

he will hype you up for anything you do !!!! new outfit? offers to be your personal photographer. scored an A+? will treat u to your fav ice-cream. new job? will tell everyone just how proud he is. 

ALWAYS shares the last bite with you and smiles to himself when you eat it so contented. also!!! hanging out at cafes and taking cute pictures is a must <3 even though you’re not dating, you’ll have photos together that make you look a real couple which ensue teasing from daichi and asahi and admiration/jealousy from noya and tanaka. also he gets weirdly protective of you around the team (i’m looking at the moron quartet) and you have to pull the “koushi you’re not my mom” card. it really strikes a chord with him when you say that out loud.

will egg your ex's house with you if you say the word. somehow gets more pissed than you at your ex (if they're a shitty one). it's kind of scary when he's mad too so.... good luck calming him down. he's also really good at sarcastic trash talk so if you happen to meet your ex on the street... send prayers for their self-esteem.

you don't really fight often but if you happen to disagree, he'll go about it in a pretty mature way and talk it out. if you pick a fight on purpose, he'll catch on to it and either tickle you (excessively) or flick your forehead as punishment for trying to rile him up. it’s impossible to prank him!!!!! it’s like he’s got a sixth sense or something so you might as well give up on anything of the sort. 

you said you want to get a dog (or cat) with him in the near future and he somehow equated that to having children. turned bright red and started saying it’s too soon to be thinking of that while you had daichi stop you from smacking some sense into your overly imaginative best friend. (i mean, you do need to live together if you want to raise a pet sooo)

his lockscreen is a picture of the two of you so a lot of people who try to hit on him take the hint quick. he says it’s unintentional but you know he can be terribly scheming at times. if you say something like “why don’t you date me for real, coward” he will malfunction and not be able to look you in the eye. (“don’t joke around, y/n” “what if i’m not” “it kind of feels illegal to date you” “what do you mean?!💢”)

anyway you are one lucky mf if you have sugawara koushi as your best friend even if there are both ups and downs (mostly ups). having someone care for you so blatantly certainly makes the question of romance arise but you’re content with the most loving best friend ever.

❀ bokuto :-

you guys are the “two best friends in a room, we might kiss” “yes we will” “what” type of best friends PLS

it doesn’t matter what stage of life you met him, it’ll feel like you’ve been best friends since the beginning of time.

it’s just so easy to make friends with this airhead and by god’s gift, you cannot physically get annoyed at this man. sometimes his friends will complain about him being forgetful or blunt but you’re just there like. yeah. that’s bokuto. love him for it. (you seem to have a lot of patience.)

he probably gets into trouble with authority unwittingly, so save your weekends to sweet talk his way out after accidentally implying the coach has a weak mindset. afterwards, you go get ice cream or something and hang out at the dog park to forget it happened. (the amount of second hand embarrassment bokuto has given you though... you need some hard drugs to forget all of it.) 

you probably make a lot of friends through him in high school/college but at the end of the day, it’s just you and him and sometimes akaashi making sure you guys are alive. if you guys are alone together on a friday night, you’ll still be having fun!! very often, it takes shape as karaoke :-) bokuto thinks he’s really great at rapping for some reason (he’s not) so cue you screaming the lyrics in an attempt to ruin your part of the song equally. also he always sets the key wrong??? although you sing the same songs each time?? sometimes he picks a song neither of you have ever heard and the both of you try to guess the melody. he’s terrible at it but at least he’s funny. there’s not a single song he hasn’t had a voice crack in.

if you go clubbing/partying with him, get prepared to be introduced as the friend of “the guy who did four keg stands in a row before proceeding to do a cartwheel unprompted and somehow not throw up”. is on first name basis with the bartenders/hosts and gets you free drinks. also gets hit on often but is oblivious unless they’re being very straightforward. if he’s not into them... you have to pull the s/o card and save his ass. oh also he barks at anyone that gets near your drink.

will always exaggerate when introducing you to new people. “y/n and i met when i saved them from drowning a terrible death.” “it was the children’s pool and you were the one that was screaming.” “and then y/n didn’t really thank me but it’s not like heroes need thanks to do the right thing.” “kou, i will push you into a pool right now, let’s see how well you swim.” (he learned swimming to impress you so joke’s on you.)

he likes to watch you do stuff at the end of the day, so if you see him go o_o at you doing homework, you can just put your earphones on and focus on your work. even if he’s making.. a strangely.. adorable expression. also LOVES to listen to you talk about your day when he’s tired, he says it helps him sleep better (so expect a lot of nighttime calls). moreover, if you say you had a bad dream, he’ll comfort you with his ridiculously confident tone of voice (unless the dream was about something bad happening to him, then he’ll freak out and you’ll have to comfort him instead </3)

ok one thing that’s annoying about him is that he probably leaves food crumbs over your stuff like laptop, bed sheet, etc. you clean it up but bokuto.. is a bit... distracted to notice the mess he’s making. it’s usually pretty difficult to get him to be more aware, but like your glare is enough to make him at least try to be careful from the next time. (either that or he’s become sensitive to your change in mood/emotions bc you know... you’re best friends after all.)

i’m not gonna lie, he probably catches feelings for you at some point. he wants to, like, keep it lowkey bc akaashi told him to take your feelings into consideration too but?? it’s so hard?? you’re literally so pretty?? everything you say is like music to him??? he reacts reflexively to all the firecracker feelings u give him. he probably says he likes you all the time but you dismiss it with “as a friend right :-)”. there’s no climbing up from that one, sorry bokuto.

to summarize, if a moody golden retriever was your human best friend.exe

❀ miya twins :-

they feel like a set. it would be strange to have one of the twins as a bff and not have the other one around whoops 🤷‍♀️ 

either you and osamu bully atsumu in your free time, or you and atsumu annoy osamu for fun (or both) <3. it’s always a good idea to team up with osamu and prank atsumu for fun btw. (put wasabi in his breakfast pancakes and you’ll get a very pissed off but weirdly cute tsumtsum. you can blame it on osamu if you don’t want to face his wrath.) your alternative is to embarrass osamu in front of strangers with atsumu, have fun with that. (second hand embarrassment also works.)

when you were younger, you pretended to not be able to distinguish the twins bc it would visibly rile atsumu up and then you’d go “ok you’re atsumu”... which would further rile him up. osamu got used to your shenanigans though it ticked him off the first time too LOL. call them the wrong name on purpose and they’ll start a riot; be careful when you’re playing with fire pls.

you guys played a lot of knight and prince/princess/royal when you were a kid and atsumu would always try to make osamu the evil dragon holding you captive. in the end, you were somehow the knight, osamu the prince to be rescued and atsumu the big, bad dragon. (it’s kind of funny in hindsight. your parents have photographs of the three of you fighting like no tomorrow.) also speaking of which, your parents are also friends and have bets on which twin you’ll marry (or if you will at all). it’s tearing your parents’ friendship apart.

these two have DEFINITELY fought over whose jersey number you’re going to wear to the games ( “oi, ‘samu, stop brainwashing my best friend into wearing your stupid double digit number” “you know i’m the best friend, ‘tsumu. they clearly like me better over yer ratty ass.” “what did ya say?!?!? if anything, you’re the one that looks like ratatouille.”) you wore kita's jersey number to games.

imagine sunday picnics with the boys !!! by that, i specifically mean osamu and his perfect bento boxes <3 sometimes the two of you will cook together before your outings while a sulking atsumu stands outside bc you didn’t let him. (let him in, you monsters.) he says he can cook too but the last time the twins’ bickering almost burnt the whole kitchen down. the picnics continue well into adulthood and you get to diss your boss to the twins who will always support your rants. (sometimes atsumu will tell you it’s your fault but you can smack him off. we only need supportive besties here 🙄)

if someone hurts u.... they’re going to need divine intervention to be safe... you have two well-built, physically adept best friends ready to beat the shit out of anyone who deliberately breaks ur heart. 

when the twins get into a physical fight...... oh boy. it kinda pisses you off that they’re spewing profanity at each other and you’re the one getting glares. but at the same time, you don’t really want to step into a fight that has nothing to do with you. people should solve their interpersonal issues on their own. they have never fought over you, this isn’t twilight <3 

but the question did come up once on which twin you like better; it’s not something to seriously fight over though. if you chose osamu, atsumu will complain for six days straight and you’ll start to regret ever answering the question. if you say atsumu, osamu won’t feed you his onigiri anymore for a few days which is just as bad. the safest choice is to say neither bc it will both be funny and you won’t suffer too many consequences. if you say you love the both of them for being your best friends all this time and go all mushy, there’s a slight chance they’ll go soft too. god help you from the bone crushing hug you’re about to receive 🙏

you make sure to not miss any of atsumu’s official games !! sometimes he’ll wave at you and make the reporters give you hell bc he’s a little shit. just push osamu to them and run away if it gets that bad. (he gets free advertising for his shop, he should be grateful.)

osamu is super good at cheering you up!!! whether it’s with food or with pleasant talk, you’ll be feeling much better with a full stomach and a calmer state of mind. as for atsumu, he’s really good at you cheering you up by distracting you. he’ll talk about his team or this new serve he learnt and the world will seem a lot brighter bc he seems so happy about it. whichever twin you go to, it’s win-win. 

in return, the twins take up a good chunk of your time. sometimes atsumu will crash at your place after a game though you’ve told him to not lead the damn reporters here. osamu makes you taste test his experimental onigiri... which are not always good..... no seriously, why’d he put honey and tuna in there ?? but still, your life is ridiculously colorful with them around.

anyway, what can i say except what’s better than one best friend?? two best friends !!!

[acealistair]

thoughts on violet thus far:

love the hair and eye choices and a lot of the fashion options EXCEPT how that just highlights how little choice you have for your main fucking outfit 😭

sandwich mechanic is funny and the shenanigans with multiplayer sandwich-making are great but it's overall not quite as satisfying as the curry from swsh

speaking of multiplayer, i really do like how you can just be in the same world together doing your own story stuff. no weird limited mode of play that makes multiplayer a little bit of a hassle like in animal crossing

this is a complaint i have with every new pokemon game but why the FUCK can't i pet my goddamn mons, bring back amie you fucking cowards

i do love miraidon, good boi 10/10 but also. i wish i could ride other pokemon. specifically my own. 😔 (i completely understand that it's waaaay easier to make one pokemon or specific pokemon the only riding pokemon but. but. 🥺)

love a lot of the new pokemon designs, but there are a few duds, and i hate the "regional fakes." either make regional variants or brand new pokemon, not whatever that ugly shit is.

terastallizing is fine. the crowns are cute and i like it a lot more than dyna/gigantamaxing

damn i miss the dodging mechanic from arceus

damn i miss being able to aim your pokeball throws from arceus

damn i miss pokemon interacting with the environment in a ton of different ways from arceus

damn i miss arc--

[kraviolis]

I'VE ALREADY HEARD ABT THE RIVAL STREAMERS AU BUT I'LL ASK ABOUT IT ANYWAY BC IT'S FUCKING GOOD

KERRY IM JUST GONNA COPY AND PASTE SHIT FROM THE DOC YOU ALREADY READ!! I DONT HAVE ANY NEW CONTENT IM SORRY KJDSHKJSFJKSF

OK SO gordon is like. 22-23 in this au. he’s a medium time streamer. he variety streams a lot. he has a son that he lets on stream sometimes. he has a day job as a student getting his master’s in theoretical physics and as a TA for a professor he knows at his college. he streams at night and the weekends mostly. he has a relatively small following, averages 2-3k ppl per stream.

benrey is somewhat of a small time streamer but hes a lil mysterious. no face cam, no real name, no know home city or even what state he lives in. he streams more unknown games or just games he finds interesting and sometimes speedruns. hes chill as fuck and funny as hell. he avgs 400 ppl per stream.

one day, they're both streaming at the same time, and gordon runs into him in a multiplayer game. he harasses gordon a lil, makes him laugh, pro gamer strats. they become “rivals” but its mostly for show to entertain their viewers. they run into each other in the one game a couple times and have fun antics that stay within that game.

but then when benrey’s just chatting with his stream later, a mod in chat says “oh shit look its the guy” and links gordon’s channel, specifically a clip where he’s streaming his reaction to a video game show case while eating cereal in sweatpants and talks with his mouth full. he’s talking shit about the playstation guy presenting the fucking. ps5 or whatever.

and benrey’s like “aw shit. dude. hes fucking hot.” but not out loud.

out loud he says “i knew this guy was bad news, he hates playstation.”

then he notices gordon’s actually also live right now. so he and his viewers go to see gordon’s live feed and he’s playing fucking. pubg or something. and benrey’s just “alright folks we’re fucking stream sniping him” and he DOES and uses the same shitty user name in the MMO they were playing

gordon is immediately like “you FUCK what are you DOING HERE” and benrey’s laughing really hard off mic so gordon doesn’t hear and he just goes “what i cant hang out with my best friend” and he just follows gordon around with his shitty passport joke and gets them both killed. and both of their chats are eating it up.

but THEN when gordon’s off stream he gets @‘d on twitter with benrey’s stream clip of him reacting to finding gordon’s twitch and hes like “DUDE.” and posts on twitter like “@passportguardian you’re calling me bad news when you’re the one stream sniping?”

and then gordon passes out and wakes up to 4000 twitter notifications. because benrey saw and replied and the rivalry is getting HEATED. gordon is grinning and laughing at his replies to all his tweets just bickering with each other.

and then one stream a couple weeks later gordon gets sent a clip of benrey on stream roasting gordon and saying “idk guys if he wasnt such a coward he would get on call and argue with me himself and tell me exactly how PC is superior instead of hiding on twitter like uhhhhh little coward boy” and gordon goes “uh huh. yep. we’re doing this” and DMs benrey like “give me your discord im abt to end ur whole career”

and they get on call together and gordon LAUNCHES into his argument. benrey is like half trying not to bust a gut and half just trying to rile him up and gordon is laughing too and getting more “heated” and they end it with benrey going “cant FUCKING believe this dont FUCKING talk to m--” and then going offline. gordon dies laughing on stream and cant even focus on what he was doing before he has to end stream too

and then gordon cant stop thinking about benrey. and benrey already knows hes got a crush on gordon but hes not abt to make this weird. they keep their rivalry going and hop into each other’s streams sometimes and just chat and bicker at each other privately. they get to become really good friends (maybe more? jk ahahaha.... unless,)

benrey’s friend tommy starts to be friends with gordon too and its so fucking fun. tommy is streamer but not as big as either of them (he likes 2 stream more unconventional stuff, like him reading out loud to chat and him cooking with his dad and just him taking sunkist to the park, hes not big on playing video games) and is a neutral party in the rivalry. tommy gets along with gordon really well and actually was the mod to direct benrey to gordon’s stream for the first time. I CAN KEEP GOING ABT THIS but i want to finish the actual story part of this au before sharing with the public !! also i wanna draw designs for them........

[wack-ashimself]

I am pretty sure Blizzard is lying about overwatch 2...

Head hancho said it was a massive DDOS attack.

Never heard of it. Looked into it. Basically, it overloads the servers by a hacker hacking multiple computers and using them as drones to cause the attack.

Pretty straight forward. Really interesting to read shit, honestly.

I'll attach the link of the thing I read.

Anyways, the entire time I reading, a thought formed clearer and clearer: unless you were a coding/hack genius AND have insider access, no one on average from the outside world would ever know the difference between a Ddos attack and just the servers not being ready/enough/overloaded cuz YOU MADE A CROSS PLATFORM GAME FREE AND DID NOT PREPARE!

Seriously, I think they were unprepared, and the only thing they could prepare was 'it was someone else's fault.'

Whose? Right now, your competition is doing fine. Nobody sees overwatch 2 as a threat because it's more like a big update than a new game. You are threatening the free game market, but, this has been known for a while. They can't forever stop you, and fucking up your launch doesn't seem...beneficial in the long run. Not to mention, EVERY major game company fucks up their launch in SOME way. OWN UP COWARDS!

Blizzard fucked up, and could basically make up a red herring, and no one could disprove it unless they allowed them access (or someone spoke out). Which they would never allow either to happen.

Update: fucking one of the only articles written about it (they just announced it) from a tech site said this <VALIDATION!!!>>>

'It's surprising that Blizzard's servers are being affected this much, as modern multiplayer services are built with protective and mitigative measures in place to help them withstand these kinds of attacks.'

SEE-At MINIMUM they were too stupid AND cheap to prepare OR IT NEVER FUCKING HAPPENED!!!

[chongoblog]

Rank the Star Fox games

A couple notes before we get started is that I am not including the original Star Fox (since I STILL have yet to play it) or the 64 remake for the 3DS. I’m also now counting the Ubisoft game whose name I can’t remember. With that lets get rolling.

1. Star Fox 64. The GOAT. Honest to God best Nintendo 64 game bar none. This game has had such an effect on me that I can’t possibly articulate. Absolute gemstone. I will sing this game’s praises until the day I die, I have so so so so so so so so SO much love for this game. FUCK I love this game.

2. Star Fox Assault. Honestly underrated and a little overhated, mostly because it dropped around the time when Halo was big, so everyone was kinda sneering at it. It’s far from perfect, but between the fun multiplayer, the cool music, and the legitimately cool Aparoid storyline, I very much enjoy this one!

3. Star Fox 2. Despite never coming out until years and years later, it introduced a lot of cool concepts that would see use in the future installments like All Range Mode, Star Wolf, and Funny Chicken Mode. Also make Miyu and Faye canon you fucking cowards

4. Star Fox Adventures. Star Fox Adventures is not a Star Fox Game. If I’m being honest it absolutely should not have been made into one. Why? Because then we would have gotten Dinosaur Planet on the N64 with a legitimately cool system that had to get ditched. It would have been better tbh. But more importantly, I’m like 80% sure that if Crystal didn’t get put into the series as The Girl then MIYU AND FAYE WOULD BE CANON IM GOING TO GO FERAL SHIGERU HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME! But that being said, even though it isn’t a Star Fox game, it’s still a pretty solid game. I like it. It’s pretty alright.

5. Star Fox Zero. Complex emotions on this one. While I do think that the hate that the Gamepad control style got was overdone (since I found it to be REALLY immersive and effective once I got the hang of it), there’s still a lot more about Star Fox Zero that felt disappointing. And every time I think about it, there’s a tiny voice inside of me saying “no come on you’re being too harsh on it! It’s really good and fun!!” but like.....then I remember what I can about it. It’s just a lackluster title.

6. Star Fox Guard. Why am I including this? It’s a weird FNaF-esque game that came free with Zero. Mostly out of spite. Because if this was included, for most people it would be at the bottom of the list. So let it be known that this should only bolster my opinions on

7. Star Fox Command. I first picked this up when I was in the peak of being a Star Fox fan, and I still couldn’t play it for more than twenty minutes. This was after I purchased it as a physical copy when I was, like, 11. I tried picking it up again almost ten years later and nope. I just can’t. The gameplay is all range mode only with a constant looming time constraint where you just pick off enemies in all-range mode. Star Fox 2 did the same, yes, but something about that one was just more fun. Maybe because it came out on the NES I was easier on it? But there’s a HUGE difference between how they feel. I can’t put my finger on it. On top of that, the multiple endings aren’t that bad. What SUCKS about them is the game drags you along one ending, locking certain paths completely until you do a different path first. I want to try this game again one day. MAYBE it’ll have grown on me, but I don’t have too much faith in that honestly.

[jasper-the-menace]

Don't get me started on fallout

LET'S GET ME STARTED ON FALLOUT.

First, let's start with the crazy fans who unironically embrace everything that the earlier games set out to criticize. You people suck and I wish many existential crises upon you.

NOW TO GET MY HANDS ON TODD COWARD.

Bethesda has now moved on to fully becoming everything that the series criticized, and the newer games suffer severely for it.

Who thought that making a multiplayer game that could really ONLY be played by multiple people and can't be enjoyed in single-player was A GOOD IDEA? They should be thrown to my cat for her to do with as she pleases.

And don't get me STARTED on the voiced protagonist bullshit. Either give us the full line of dialogue as an option or just say what was prompted! GIVE US THE OPPORTUNITY TO SAY NO IN BOTH IMPOLITE AND POLITE WAYS. This goes for you too, Bioware, you aren't innocent in this either. At least make it optional! I don't want my characters to have any fucking voices!

Most of the characters are as flat as cardboard until the fandom starts circulating fanon about them. We want found-family, but Bethesda (the COWARDS) won't give us that!

In summary, fuck.

[one-blue-floof]

I dreamt toby fox released a demo for his new game and it was a first person 3d horror game on the ds and all the enemies looked like zebstrika from pokemon but without eyes and also there was a multiplayer mode so me and eevee tried it together but to play the game you had to be at toby fox’s house??? And also my sister lived with him for some reason???? And the house was very old and broken??? Also we couldnt get past the third enemy cuz you were supposed to hide from it i think but whenever we did it would just. Go around our hiding spot straight to us. Yeah. Also there was crying baby sounds i think. Also i yeeted one of the enemies somehow. Also the reveal trailer was at area 51 which was near where i lived despite it not being anywhere near my in real life, and also there was a new deltarune route (this was out before the demo for the horror game) where if you did something enough times (i think be mean ralsei?? I dont remember that part well) at the end after kris makes the fountain at of the game ending you got sent to a dark room with ralsei there and then when you tried to talk to ralsei he transformed into toriel’s battle sprite??? but with very creepy red eyes and a smile??? And then turned purple but the eyes were still red and also it was just the head??? Then the game would crash. Also in the horror game you played as frisk for some reason?? Also during the reveal trailer i told eevee i wasnt going into area 51 and she said “ok coward” and went in. So then i went and hung out with our little sister till i got bored and went to area 51 anyway?? Also area 51 looked like the auditorium of an old elementary school for some reason but the room attached to it looked like a club??? And when the game was revealed it was compared to a sonic and kirby cross over which was never finished but was also on the ds long after the ds was a dead system (rip my beloved)