#make from that what you willllll

[howdyricciardo]

GIIIRL, SWIPE YOUR NOSE LIKE A CREDIT CARD??? YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT TO ME

If i think it, i must involve you all 🫣🫠

[vivid-dreamscapes]

pls omg a part 2 of the halloween party fic with katsuki where reader wakes up in the morning and remembers everything that happened that night

i loved it!!!

OH MY GOSH YESSSSSS I WILLLLLL. Everyone, see, THIS is a person you should all take after. GIVE ME YOUR REQUESTSSSS, I WILL WRITE THEMMMM (unless they are smut).

Okay, in all seriousness, TYSM FOR THE REQUEST. Having severe writer block constantly makes it hard to write for yall on a regular basis, so having a prompt or being asked to continue smth makes me super happy and motivated! The squeal that I let out when I found out the notif in my inbox was a request and not someone trying to sign me up for something was hella loud.

Katsuki Bakugou x Fem!Reader

Pt.1

Tw: Cursing, hungover!Reader, slight angst, insecure!Bakugou

not proofread!

𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. . . Spooky Season

The sun beamed through the window, light shining directly in your eyes. You awoke with a terrible headache, whole body aching from the night before. Your memory was a little wonky, slowly sitting up in bed and rubbing your forehead. “Agh, my head…”

Katsuki was still in bed next to you, sleeping on his stomach. One arm was slung over your lap as his face was buried in his pillow. He snored quietly, his blanket only covering his lower half.

The stupid wolf ears Kirishima had convinced him to wear was placed crookedly on the top of his head, and his green jacket tussled quite a bit. You looked down at him before rubbing your eyes. And then you remembered. Everything.

"Oh f*ck.” You muttered to yourself, the memories of the night before hitting you like A-Train. You glanced down at the sleeping boy, your breathing becoming uneven. You thought about what he said to you last night. You decided to test the waters. After he woke up of course.

You got up carefully to find some pain killers for your hangover—he always had some on his dresser, a habit, or perhaps just a tip, you’d picked up. All the training caused his muscles to be hella sore, so he always had a full bottle, and eventually, you had started doing the same.

Once you took them though, you looked over to see the blonde boy watching you groggily, propped up on one elbow. Oh shit. Had you woken him up when you got up? Had he just been staring at you?

(He totally had, but had stayed silent because he was just sleepily entranced by you and how gorgeous you looked in the costume he had been too shy to change you out of.)

"Good morning." His voice was gruff, his red eyes watching your every move as if he was a predator waiting to pounce on its prey. He yawned and sat up, rubbing his eyes as he watched you. Katsuki noticed the look on your face and raised a brow. "What?" He asked with a small grumble, stretching his arms up.

“Heyyyyy…” You said almost awkwardly, sitting back down on the bed next to him. You weren’t really sure how to start this conversation, considering it wasn’t a typical way to start the morning, but your curiosity was killing you. “About last night…what did you mean?”

He raised a brow, his sleepy eyes staring at you as he tried to clear away the sleep clouding his sight. He then looked over at his nightstand, grabbing a face towel and cleaning off the smudged the natural makeup look Sero had given him last night. It came off easy—it had been cheap makeup after all.

"What do you mean?" He asked after tossing the towel in the laundry bin in the corner of his room. He seemed almost oblivious to you asking about the conversation both of you had the night prior. He looked at you with a small, tired sigh, and raised a brow. To be fair, he wasn't fully awake yet. Maybe he just needed some time to fully process.

“When you said you were scared? And didn’t wanna fuck anything up?”

It took him a second, but it seemed to finally click in his mind. "Oh, yeah. That." He said, his voice quiet as his face began to turn pink. He groaned and buried his face in his hands, the blush evident on his face due to his pale face. “How much do you remember?"

“All of it. I think.” You mumbled, looking down at your lap. After a moment you snapped your head back up, waving your hands frantically. “Shit, sorry, I should be apologizing for coming onto you like that last night, not drilling you about something you said.”

“No, it’s fine. You were drunk, and drunkenness typically pushes one to act on desire. Hence why people call it ‘liquid courage’.” The blonde said with a sigh, running his fingers through his hair. You both sat in silence, him looking down at the floor, you looking down at your lap. But he eventually broke the silence.

“I was scared if you saw my body…you’d leave me.” He mumbled and you looked up in surprise. You wanted to immediately protest, but you knew Katsuki. If he was opening up, it was best to stay quiet and let him finish speaking before saying absolutely anything.

He exhaled through his nose, looking away as his body started shaking a bit. “I…have a lot of scars." He whispered. But that was an obvious statement, you could just look at his face and see the deep scar on the side of his right cheek, or the burn mark on his forearm.

“And honestly there are a lot of reasons recently swirling around in my head on why you should leave me.” He said, fiddling with his calloused fingers. His brows were furrowed, like always, forming a grumping look on his face. But his crimson eyes glinted with worry, hurt.

He took a deep breath in an attempt to calm himself down before letting go of a shaky breath, staring at the pattern on the blankets. “And my biggest reason is that I have severe mental issues.” He mumbled quickly, refusing to make eye contact. He clearly meant all the fights the class had been put through, all of the pain and damage he had endured.

There was a small pause. Then;

"I'm a fucking freak."

You looked over at him, clearly upset he would think such a thing. He wasn’t a freak. Not for having mental issues, or having trauma or PSTD, or scars, or anything from events that would obviously cause such things, or in general. Hell, you and your own fair share of mental issues.

You didn’t even know if he was done or not, but you leaned over and gave him the biggest freaking bear hug you could muster. He looked at you in surprise as he felt you nestle into his neck, followed by a dampness on his skin.

“Why’re you cryin’?” He asked, raising an eyebrow as you kept your arms wrapped around him. He was surprised—he felt like if anyone was supposed to be crying, it was him. That’s what happened in movies and shows anyways. But here you were, letting tears fall over his words.

“Cause I don’t want you to feel like that…” You mumbled against his skin. You didn’t know if this was the hangover or what, but hearing such a strong, unbreakable man say that you made him scared, worried, all of that hurt. Because you didn’t want to make him feel that way. You wanted to make him feel loved. “Cause you’re not a freak. You’re my boyfriend. You’re a future pro hero.”

You looked up at him, wiping away your tears as you locked eyes with his own glossy ones. You knew he wouldn’t let his tears fall, but it was still obvious he was emotionally touched. You gave him a lopsided, hopeful smile before quoting a show you guys had watched early into the relationship. “You’re Katsuki fuckin’ Bakugou.”

“Okay nerd.” He said with an eye roll and a small huff, the corners of his mouth turning up as he tried to push you away a little. You smiled and let go of him, leaning into him after a moment. You could wait however long to do anything with him. Sex included. You just wanted to make sure he felt happy. That you both did.

“…besides, I think scars are sexy.”

“Oh do you?”

“Mmmmhm.”

[livingtobethevillain]

Hm. I'll never understand how people can have so much hatred for their fellow human beings.

(Angry rant under the cut lol)

Like-in general yes. But this post has spawned from me unfortunately stumbling across a post that accomplished nothing other than shaming and degrading people who enjoy ships such as DickJay, JayTim BruDick etc. And yknow what? It would be one thing if you didn't like the ships and they gave you the ick and so you proceeded to do the responsible thing and block the tags and creators who post such things. Those actions are your right, yeah? You don't *have* to sit and consume content you don't like. But no. Instead of doing the reasonable and responsible thing, you go and make a hateful post that belittles people for enjoying what they do.

I don't care how much you hate "batcest". (I fucking hate that term lol) People's interpretations of the relationships of fictional characters does not give you the right to tell them to kill themselves.

Literally just stay in your damn lane yall! If you don't like something! Again!! Don't. Fucking. Interact. Like ugh. I don't give a damn what ship it is. Whether it's JayTimor fucking BruDami. While I may not be a fan of one or another. You will not see me harassing real people over it.

Call me a proshipper idgaf honestly lol because I proudly subcribe to the idea that people should be able to explore and consume whatever fictional content they want as long as it continues to stay fictional and doesn't harm real people.

Censorship and bullying has never helped anyone and it never willllll

[castrotophic]

you know i kept seeing everybody's posts about hannibal baby trapping will with abigail but omg i did not see it until now... trou normand is genuinely insane... hannibal literally said ?? we are her fathers now????? and will was like yeah so true guess i have to lie directly to jacks face and be an accomplice to murder for you guys!! anyway the parallels between lawrence wells and will are driving me crazy rn as well bc like. wells' only act as a father was to destroy his son... and now will is a 'father'... and hes going to do everything he can not to destroy his daughter... im throwing up im insane... trou normand also made me hate jack crawford with such a fiery passion its actually insane. like, first of all he needs to take will off of duty because he is soooo obviously unstable and has literally told jack and hannibal multiple times and hannibal is like 'will you need to stop doing this to yourself' and alana bloom tells him again and so he goes to jack and is like 'hey im unstable and insane' and jack is like '🤨willllll do u need to tell me something bbg🤨🤨🤨' like GIRL he JUST DID please take him off duty... also the way he questioned abigail about nick boyle was sooooo not cool. like yeah i know she actually did everything he thinks she did lmao but i do NOT appreciate how mean he was when he actually has no real evidence that shes done anything. also shes literally my babygirl daughter and i love her and support all her murdering. anyway last takeaway from this episode is that i know hannibal is an insane psychopathic serial killer but ??

this scene??? lost my mind. lost my entire mind. hes literally her dad now. yes he does know what monsters are he literally IS a monster but like. this just makes me feel like he loves her. i have no idea if he does but ohhhh boy it sure seems like it. overall im totally rooting for hannibal+will+abigail to go have a little murder family and i know they wont but man a girl can dream

[selfshippinglover]

Okay so just some thoughts about the Ben interview @ghiertor-the-gigapeen

~Bonjur returns! :DD

~ This is after Mark's death and you can hear hurt he is :(((

~Talks about sitting around and twiddling his thumbs, feeling lost without orders/ a command

~comes from a long line of servants

~Arrested for public nudity in Uni sdkhgdg (FRAT INITIATION OFC)

~Parents are from England

~MARK WAS ALSO ARRESTED IN THE FOR NUDITY OFC BUT WAS IN BUTLER SCHOOL TOO?? WHAT? HIM, A BUTLER??

~AWWW MARK AND HIM MET WHEN BEN TOOK THE ARREST FOR MARKS STREAKING BRRRO TWT

~Ben dresses Mark when he passes out drunk(oh Ben sweetie)

~DOES COCaine ksdvHbjk

~ 3 wishes would be Mark doesn't die, everyone in the world gets their own butler, and everything to be clean all the time(so true bestie)

~ It's like anytime he brings up Mark he's moments away from crying like you can't tell me he doesn't care about him :(((

~Doesn't like Chef like everyone else xD

~MARK WAS AT THE MASTER HARVARD AND BEN WAS AT THE HARVARD SERVANT SCHOOL APPARENTLY??

~Mastertude school is prooobably to make sure people don't get overpaid =-= (i'd bet partying and gossiping too tho!!)

~Most difficult task was when Mark filled a tub with hot coco(bleh) and he had to clean it up(christ)

~Ben wouldn't clean Mark up, he made him clean up himself (so surprisingly, mark can do that but I'm sure he'd prefer not to liek the little bitch eh is dskhbgsdb)

~Mark sucked at cleaning himself SMHHHH

~BEN THINKS OF MARK AS A GOOD FRIEND WAAHHHTOT

~MARK THANKED HIM, SHARED DRINKS WITH HIM, AND ALLOWED HIM TO JOIN IN ON PARTIES? AWWW Mark really did care i think ,,QwQ,, (at least, that's the most we've ever heard of such a thing happening)

~Mark hired him right out of Uni

~No medical issues related to WKM Except that murder is a triggering subject for him

~WILL BROKE THE VASE IN THE WINE CELLAR WHILE DRUNK AND ANGRRY

~DAMN HE DOESN'T LIKE WILLIAM? SAYS HE "WAS ALWAYS AN ISSUE"? OOF THEY DIDN'T GET ALONG I GUESS?? GEEZ FINDS HIM OUTLNADISH DSksgb

~ William owed Mark a LOT of money, Ben saying it's like a life debt's worth

~DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT THE WINE IN THE CELLAR BUT CALLED THEM A MONSTER AND BLAMES THEM FOR KILLING MARK SDGLHGGJL(He's more right and wrong than he knows)

~was drinking with Mark before the night of the party

~Lives in the mansion and is working 24/7 =-=

~That wine was an 1810 Chardonnay

~OOOH MARK LEFT BEN HSI MANSION ANS FUNDS IN HSI WILLLLLL QOQ..

~But another part of the will was to check up on William every few months and man he doesn't liek doing that :((

~doesn't like Will's denial of the dying(it's just not right), doesn't trust him, but also doesn't believe he killed Mark

~Fell into a depression once Mark left and still is but is trying to go out again nearly a year since then :((

~Had Ben wear gloves the last few months before the party while everything was going down. Didn't want help, to be touched, to be seen, nothing. Ben called it all weird

~enjoys jogs cause it remind him of a happy memory :)

~Ben born in 1891!!!

~Graduated school in 96

~So five years of butlering

~Graduated top of class, known as the "greatest butler of history" in butler magazine.

~Likes beer and occasional scotch :)

~Always wanted to be known as the best servant hat every lived, that people would bid for him to be theirs (BUDDY YOU DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER THOOO)

~WAHHHH BEN JUST WANTS TO BE A FRIEND TOO TO ANY OF HIS MASTERS ;-;

~DAMN HE STRAIGHT UP SAID I'M SO GOOD A OF A BUTLER I'LL MAKE YOU A BETTER PERSOOON (Wonder if he thought of Mark like that too :.)

~CERTIFIED PET GROOOMER WOOOOO

~Loves and is loved by animals :)

~Only experience with supernatural is night with Celine and he still doesn't understand what happened to her :((

~He has mourned for Celine, describes her as a kind woman, as has missed her since the divorce...

~Has a hard time finding time for himself :((

~THE ONLY BELONGINGS HE HAS IS HIS UNIFORM??

~Mark really cared about status, being the best, a lot of stairs

~Doesn't like dirt hjgjj

~No opportunities to make friends cause of work(no wonder he likes Mark and Celine so much. He probably saw them most. Wonder bout dames tho!!)

~poor man starts his work day at 4 am

~BUTLER BALL CANON(But wants to run romantic partners by master)

~SAID THE BLACK BUTLER LINE

~Bad press after Mark's death lowered his approval rating amongst butler alumni :( ~wants a private quarter that only he uses

~Likes hanging out the DA :DD

~Believes the Detective's background checks out but finds him odd

~He doesn't take days off? BRO ;-; HE JUST WANTS TO BE DISTRACTED

~CRIES HE CALLS US BEACONS OF HOPE??? ;-;

~Celine and Mark attached at the hips since childhood?(HOLY SHIT THEY WERE FRIENDS TO LOVERS TOO??)

~Has no idea why Celine left Mark

~GEEZ HE'S SAYING GROUNDSKEEPING IS BELOW A BUTLER WOOF

~ Speaks English, German, spanish, and french(but only a little)

~Not allowed to get sick?? does not get sick? Calls in replacements??

~4th of July fireworks run at the last minute! Mark was apologetic and gave him a bonus? They just shot the breeze with fireworks together?AWW THAT'S SO SWEET

~Mark treated the Chef with kindness and respect(DOUBTFUL KJGJBGSD)

~Mark and Dames are close friends and also used each other to look good socially

~Had secrets about one another that he couldn't speak of? (SOUNDS PRETTY FRUITY??)

~Really enjoys Damian's company :)

[3416]

You’ve mentioned that you find the leafs specifically have a narrative. Could you expand on that?

sorry, this got kind of lonG BUT !!!! THERE IS SO MUCH TO THE LEAFS INDIVIDUALLY AND AS A TEAM.. can’t summarize it all but enjoy a small rant below...

they’re kind of a perpetual underdog in a lot of ways, at least in recent history. every non-fan likes to clown on them for being unable to make it out of the first round of playoffs the past SIX YEARS in a row…like they’re a shoo-in for the actual spot and then… just can’t win a series of games to make it out of the first round. but at this point, it feels like SUCH a mental barrier for them. they have all this star power on their team (savior of the franchise boy from the desert first round first overall 2016 draft pick auston matthews…. magician home grown toronto boy first round 4th overall 2015 pick mitch marner……. first round 8th overall 2014 pick WILLY ((need i say more after his recent performances)) …… veteran captain first round first overall 2009 pick returning to his hometown team and betraying what was supposed to be his career-long position on the islanders for a chance at a cup at home and to play with some promising players john tavares… actually so many members of this team coming to toronto bc it’s dear to them.. some taking huge pay cuts just to be in toronto.. play for a historic team like the leafs with all this talent and promise and belief and fanfare) and everyone thinks they should be able to do it and they just haven’t yet. but it feels inevitable that they will have some playoff success and i want to be on the side of rooting for them when they do bc they’re genuinely just……….. good. and they deserve it big time. like, hockey is such a team sport in so many ways, and your star players can’t just carry everything in order to succeed, so the leafs have dealt with some changes and some tweaking and some not-so-good goaltending but… luck will be on their side eventually (this year, i believe it) and they WILLLLLL get what they deserve and have worked hard for. it literally feels like one of those sports movies when the person or team has to overcome so much that they go on their little redemption and success arc…. like you could make a movie out of the leafs journey… they jsut gotta get the cup first to fully accomplish the storyline.

and like.. not only that and each player’s individual journey to the team.. and the player/player and player/coach dynamics.. but also just. sheldon keefe as the coach… kyle dubas as gm… two men who have a history of trust and working together and succeeding in hockey… elevating themselves to the highest league and having this shared vision for how to operate a team. and it literally WORKS. like the toronto marlies (aka the ahl affiliate team) won the calder cup with them as coach and gm in 2018…. proof that their methods work at the level right below the nhl… it does not get more tried and tested than THAT..… SUCCESS IS SO POSSIBLE and the leafs demonstrate it during regular season time and time again. and sheldon keefe as the coach… following the firing of the old-school-hard-ass mike babcock who was extra tough on his players and employed questionable methods of coaching (don’t get me started on him and mitch…) and wanted this element of like.. inter-team competition almost….. such a stark contrast to keefe’s methods of accountability and belief in each other…. it’s just. POETIC is what it is. the leafs are such a TEAM. like they have fun out there and they enjoy each other and they respect their coach and have great relationships with management… and they manage to do all that in one of the worst media markets in sports ive ever seen like truly lfkldjsfkld toronto media is such a circus about them, like all sports, but the leafs have such solidarity when they talk to the media like… they just seemingly don’t let things get to them and they protect each other and don’t take shit and i just love it.

anyway. LKFJSDKL I HOPE THIS MADE ANY SENSE WHATSOEVER BUT LIKE. success is coming for them as long as they keep plugging along and getting better and more well-rounded. let’s fucking GO leafs.

[cherrythot-s]

Ummmm so yeah still feeling gross about myself. Like I’ve just been struggling to get back into actually making good, healthy choices for myself. I know what I want and I know I can have it. But the way I’ve been living my life is getting me further and further away from what I want. And all for instant gratification like that’s so ridiculous. I had made so much progress and I fell off rly bad and I feel like I’ve just been falling further and further into a mess. I start a new class today and I’m hoping I like it better so that it’s easier to like remember I can do it? Idk. I actually wasn’t tired at work yesterday. It was the first time in a while. And it felt rly good and nice. I really fucking love my job. It was also my last session with a client and when it was over I just sat in my car for few minutes and cried lol. Like I just felt so guilty and like sad that I had to end that. I hope I can work with him again some day. I love my jobs. And I think for a while I’ve been really self destructive and started like going back to old things and it just sucks to feel like I really have to physically be away from some things to be an actually good healthy human being. I don’t want to live my life the way I’ve been living it recently. I want my life to be how it was before when I was just going to work and school and the gym. And I would be social here and there in a healthier way. I think I really need to revamp my whole routines and like life. I want to deep clean my room again. I think I need to get rid of so much and leave space for new things. My therapist keeps telling me to be open to new people who have similar morals and goals but it’s just hard idk. Bc I feel like I’m so different from those people a lot of the times. Or like I’m not good enough idk. It’s so dumb bc she reminds me that we can’t be that much different if we value the same things and that those differences we do have are a good thing bc they can broaden my perspective and like experiences and I know she’s right. Like that’s what I want anyway. I’ve always been so open to meet anyone because I really genuinely like feel like it’s so interesting to meet people who are different from you. Even though it’s scary and the unknown is like ahhhh but yeah. I guess I just get scared of judgment too lol. It’s annoying I want to stop feeling that. Like embarrassed and ashamed? Idk. I know what I need to do I’ve just been struggling with getting started. But I’m super determined and I know that I can get back into my healthier habits. I WILLLLLL. Okkkk. Yesss bye.

[ghosts-and-blue-sweaters]

🌈🌩🌥

(Help ive already forgotten the emoji... the last one is the dialogue one)

Mood. I always forget the emojis for ask games and have to go back and forth between asking and actually looking at the questions (when I send someone an ask) XD

Share something soft/fluffy from your WIP

Ooooh-hoo-hooooooo okayokay, let’s see here…

~~~

“I want a goldfish.”

Wilbur blinks, snapped out of his reverie—or perhaps it was a disassociation, actually—as he pulls his eyes away from a very loud food vendor, and towards his brother.

Tommy stares up at him, looking both expectant and pretentious.

Wilbur blinks again. “What?”

“I said I want a goldfish.” Tommy says this bluntly, with hardly any emotion at all. He says it as plainly as someone making a comment about the weather, or someone asking a question about someone else’s cat. 

Wilbur’s brow furrows. “What?”

Tommy sighs. “One of those little yellow guys. Or I guess they’re orange.” He goes quiet for a moment. “Yeah, they’re orange.”

“Tommy- what fish? Where-“

Tommy points forward, and Wilbur follows until his eyes reach a little carnival game (he can’t tell what exactly the point of it is). There’s rows of tiny goldfish, each one placed in a plastic bag filled with water, lining a shelf behind the game. 

Wilbur nods slowly. “Oh. Those goldfish.”

“Yes, those goldfish. They’re right in front of you. Idiot.”

Wilbur narrows his eyes.

Tommy takes a deep breath, still gazing at the fish. “I want one, Wil.”

“Okay. I’m hungry; why don’t we go get a churro?”

“Willllll!”

Wilbur sighs loudly. “What?”

“I don’t want a churro! I want a goldfish.”

“Well, alright then. You can go and get one.”

“But I have to win to get one.”

“So?”

Tommy lowers his chin. “I don’t think I’m very good at winning carnival games.”

Wilbur sighs, this time more gently than before. He knows it’s true; Tommy can’t win a carnival game to save his life. It’s usually Wilbur who plays them—or takes over playing once it becomes clear that Tommy is hopeless. 

“Okay.” Wilbur glances from Tommy to the rows of fish, pausing a moment before turning back. “Look, you can at least… try, can’t you? You can do that?”

Tommy dips his chin even lower. “I’m just gonna waste money.”

“But at least you’d try,” Wilbur replies, a bit exasperatedly. “It’s fine if you waste- it’s fine if you use a little money.”

“But Techno said that we should try to save as much as possible.” Tommy says this with wide eyes that look more fitting on a young child than a fifteen year old.

Wilbur scoffs. “Who cares what Techno thinks? We’re at a carnival, Tommy. We can use as much money as we want.”

“Oh. Really?”

“Yeah, man. Don’t worry about it.”

“Oh.” Tommy blinks at the ground, taking in this new information. Then he looks up, squinting. “But I still don’t think I’d win. And then I wouldn’t get my goldfish.”

“It’s not your goldfish if you don’t even have it yet.”

“Is too!” Tommy furrows his brow at this, standing up taller. “It’s my goldfish and her name is Clementine!”

“Wh… okay.” Wilbur looks away, placing his hands on his hips as he gives a quiet shake of his head. “Fine. Whatever. Your goldfish.”

“Clementine.”

“Your goldfish,” Wilbur repeats. 

Tommy nods.

~~~

Share something funny/cracky from your WIP

Hehehehe, I very much enjoy writing humor >:)

~~~

Tommy stares right back at him. "Your hair looks stupid."

Wilbur scowls, using his hands to muss up his hair, which is springing out in every direction. "Shut up."

Tommy huffs. Wilbur was right, though; the sun really is shining, streaming through the window and making everything look all bright and yellow. It hurts a little bit to look at, but Tommy likes it anyway. It's a lot better than storm clouds. Those just suck. And they piss.

"Hey Wilbur, do you ever think about how storm clouds, just... piss? Like, that's all they do?"

"No."

Tommy furrows his brow. "Well then you're not a critical thinker."

"What the heck does that mean, Tommy," Wilbur sighs, digging through the drawer in the nightstand. 

Tommy shrugs. "I don't know. You should- you should ask the storm clouds."

He says the last part in a laugh, and Wilbur's mouth twitches. "Just get ready, Tommy."

~~~

Share your favorite piece of dialogue from your WIP

OOOOOH! Hmm.......

~~~

"Wil?"

Wilbur starts, pulling his hands away and casting bleary ears on his father, standing in front of him. Phil looks worried. "You okay, mate?"

"I-" Wilbur closes his mouth, then opens it, shaking his head. "I don't-"

"You look pale. You- you're hungry, aren't you?"

"Yes." Sometimes Wilbur hates the things that come out of his mouth.

"Well, here you go. Another bowl of soup." Phil sets a bowl onto the table, a plain wooden one. One that won't break. 

Wilbur swallows.

"I can get you some crackers if you want," Phil continues. "Or a glass of- actually, you need some water. Wait one second."

Phil leaves without another word, folded wings casting shadows as he walks. Wilbur looks down at the wooden bowl, filled with soup. Carrot, potato, broth. It smells delicious. Absolutely wonderful.

Wilbur looks away. 

"Here you go," Phil chirps, walking back in with a cup of water in his hand, which he sets down next to the bowl, sliding them both towards Wilbur's seat. "I've already eaten, but I'll keep you company if you want me to. Even... Wil?"

Wilbur chews on his lip, looking away from the soup, away from the table, away from Phil. He feels sick. He's so hungry. He feels sick. 

"Wilbur? Is everything okay? I can leave if you want; I don't have to stay." A pause. "Mate?"

"I'm not hungry anymore," Wilbur strains, pushing the bowl of soup away. 

"Wh... that doesn't... you were just hungry, Wil."

"I- I don't... want it."

Phil blinks. "Yes you freaking do."

"Phil, please, just-!" Wilbur turns, slamming his fist onto the table and making himself jump with the loudness of it. "I don't- I don't really need... I don't-"

"This isn't because you broke the bowl, is it?"

Wilbur presses his lips together.

Phil sighs. "Wilbur, listen: I don't give a crap about that bowl. Okay? I really don't. When I heard glass shattering, the only thing that crossed my mind was whether you'd gotten hurt or not. I could not care less about a stupid piece of dish-ware, alright?" 

A moment passes without any words spoken. 

Phil leans closer. "You believe me, right?"

"I don't- I don't know." Wilbur puts his elbows back on the table, setting his chin on his hands. "I'm just so sorry, Phil."

"It's okay."

"I'm so sorry I broke it."

"It's o- hey, stop beating yourself up about this, okay? I don't freaking care."

"I know, I know, I'm just- I'm still so... I'm so..." Wilbur's chest heaves as he stutters in a breath, shaking his head back and forth. He looks at the bowl of soup, steam no longer rising from its surface. Cold. It's cold now, lying abandoned on the table. Then he looks at Phil; the hybrid is leaning forward, brow furrowed and eyes filled with concern. A strand of blond hair drifts in front of his face. Phil doesn't swipe it away. 

Wilbur begins to smile, which horrifies him only a little. "I feel sick. And it's because of a bowl of soup."

"Sick? Is-is-is your- here, let me feel-"

"Not that kind of sick." Wilbur lets out a chuckle, humorless and cold. Phil freezes, halfway between rising out of his chair. "It's a different kind, Phil. Gosh, I feel so terrible. I'm so-"

Wilbur's breath hitches. His smile falls off his face as suddenly as it had appeared. "I'm so broken."

Phil sits back down, slowly. "Hey. Wil. Look at me."

"I'm so broken," Wilbur repeats, staring at the table as he shakes his head, hands pressed against his cheeks. "I'm so broken, Phil. I can't- I break a dish and almost have a panic attack. That's not- normal, Phil. I don't- I don't-"

"Hey, hey. Calm down. You're okay."

"I'm not okay! Don't you hear me?" Wilbur pulls his hands away, resting his palms on the table as he makes eye contact with his father. Phil gazes at him evenly, expression carefully controlled. Wilbur breathes in roughly. "I'm broken. I'm just like the bowl, I-I-I fell apart, and now I'm just scattered pieces, and they're too small to be put back together. Don't you... I'm broken, Phil. And I don't- I don't want to be, I don't..."

Wilbur shuts his eyes tight. "I don't want to be broken. I really don't want to be broken, but I am, and I don't... want to, Phil."

[docleonidas]

Security Breach: Aftermath

Part 14

(WARNING: this post contains a triggering issue, mainly child neglect, and both verbal and physical assault of a non sexual nature.)

Doctor Leonidas was in the medical center, getting a few items ready for Gregory's upcoming medical check. It was only to be a very basic wellness check, but he was exceeding worried over the boys lack of sleep and skinny look. He pulled out a few small vials from one of the medical cabinets before blinking.

(Nexus timeline split is here for those interested.)

He glanced up, one of the fluorescent tubes flickering, and he tilted his head, putting a replacement request into the system. He sighed as he made his way through to the reception desk, spotting Gregory sitting on a chair with Monty leaning against the wall nearby.

"Hey doc" the gator said, easing off of the wall. "Sorry if we're a lil late, Luis had to print off an access card for Greg." He admitted, rubbing the back of his head, the gator chuckling.

"Quite alright. Luis already alerted me, so it gave me more time to set things up." He turned to Gregory, crouching to not loom over the boy quite so much. "Now Gregory, have you ever had a medical check before?" He asked the kid, who had been quiet, looking down at his feet. The doctor mentally added a note to the youths growing file of issues, but he wasn't too worried about this specific issue.

Gregory shook his head. "My folks said it was a waste of money." He said after a moment, the boys fingers interlocking as he kept avoiding looking at the doctor. The robot narrowed his eyes at the comment, but kept his voice steady.

"Well, that new pass you got means you are one of us for the time being. You're helping us all out by seeing how new features help improve the pizzaplex." The doctor continued. "So, you don't need to worry about money or anything for this. We just want to make sure you are alright. " He said standing up.

Gregory nodded, fiddling with his watch for a second before it beeped, Freddy's voice coming from the speaker. "It's alllllright Superstar. I will be wwwatching through the camera, and I willllll be here with yyyyou." The bears voice stated. Gregory hugged himself before breathing out hard.

"Alright, let's get this over with...." The boy grimaced, putting on a brave face. "Ggggregory, there is nothing to be afraaaaid of." Stuttered the bear. "Oh, sorrrry Head Technician Luis. Gregory, I I I will be going silent, Headdd technician Luis states that I must not communicate while he ffffffixes my speech errors. It will not take long." The bear stated.

There was a brief pause, and Gregory got off the chair, ready to follow the doctor into the ward room when the faz watch buzzed again. "Gregory, I am... very....truly sorry, bbbbut Head Technnnnician Luis states that I must be in rest mode during the fix. I will beeee unable to communicate during the proceeeedure." The voice said, sorrowfully.

Gregory nodded. "OK Freddy. I understand. " The boy said, his voice quiet. Monty glanced down at Gregory before looking at the Doctor's concerned face. The doctor caught the movement and shook his head. Gregory was their first priority right now.

"Well then Gregory, we'll finish this quickly, then Monty can take you to see Freddy, if you'd like." The doctor said, offering the young boy a hand. Gregory avoided it, giving a grunt in response and walked into the ward room himself, with Monty close behind.

The Doctor left the ward door open, but drew the curtain around the bed for a bit of privacy for the boy. "Now then Gregory, I need to know a bit of information about you as we check on you. If you don't know something, it's alright." The doctor explained. "This isn't a test like at school, so just answer what you can, and let us know if you need a break." He stated, patting the ward bed so Gregory knew where to sit.

Surprisingly, the doctor had Monty sit on the bed next to Gregory's, which caused both Gregory and Monty some confusion. The doctor chuckled. "Now then. I will demonstrate with Monty each test. Gregory, if one makes you uncomfortable, say so and we will skip it." The doctor said.

He rummaged in a drawer, pulling out a measuring tape. The gator tilted his head, curious. "Monty, I need you to stand up straight. We need basic body measurements, so in this case, your height Gregory." He said, explaining for the boy, who had slid off the bed as the gator nervously stood tall. "For this, all we do is measure from the floor, to the top of the head." He explained, showing Gregory the marking. "Monty here is about 6'4", not including the hair."

"Hey! I'm 6 foot 5, and that's according to parts and services." The gator complained. Gregory chuckled. "That's not too bad, all I need to do is stand still right?" He said, as the lion nodded.

He stood tall, almost easing onto tiptoes as the Doctor measured. "So Gregory, how old are you?" The Doctor asked, genuinely curious. The boy shrugged. "Dad just said that I was as old as the label in my clothes said. So like... 10? Dad said cause mum died having me, my birthday wasn't worth celebrating" The boy admitted, seemingly not caring.

The Doctor was alarmed, but just read off the height. "4'4". Looks like you have a growth spurt to look forward to." He said, shifting the subject. "Do you want to be tall when ya grow up Kid?" Monty asked, leaning over, full of interest. "I guess. People won't try fight you if you look big enough, right?" He asked, leaning away from that gator snout. The gator let out a deep "Hah" of amusement.

Gregory sulked, having been expecting it to be confirmed, but the gator just gave him a toothy smirk. "Listen kid, there'll always be some idiot who thinks they can take ya on. I've had idiots swing at me, and I'm made of metal. I just pick em up, hand em off to security and keep em away from kids." Monty explained. "Programming says I can't hurt em, so I can't fight em, so I just get rid of em." The gator explained, the doctor taking the opportunity to shift Gregory onto the scales next to the bed while he was distracted.

"So.... being big doesn't help? That blows." Huffed the boy. "Nah, but there's always ways ta deal with em. In your case, runnin' hidin', or maybe some self defence classes. Yer a smart kid, so I think you'd be good at it." The gator admitted, recalling how quick the boy had been at taking him out before. "Hey, now that I think on it, what was that thing in the vent with ya yesterday?"

Gregory raised an eyebrow as he thought back. "Oh, the spider thing? I dunno, it looks like a small version of the DJ from the west arcade." He said, shrugging his shoulders as the Doctor put the tape away, his head tilting as he sent another message.

He pulled out a velcro lined strap, with a black hose and an egg shaped object on the end. "Now then Gregory, you're doing very well so far. Have you seen one of these before?" He asked, showing the boy the object, Gregory leaned in, curious about some sort of gauge on the side, but he shook his head. "It's called a sphygmomanometer, or a blood pressure cuff, and I'd like to use it to check your heart is working well." He said, before motioning for Monty to hold out his arm, wrapping the odd black fabric around the gators upper arm and securing it with velcro.

"Would you mind helping me with this part Gregory? All you need to do is squeeze this ball on the end." He asked, holding it out to the boy. Gregory took it nervously, as Monty recieved a message from the doctor. He read it quickly and nodded as Gregory pumped air into the cuff.

"OK Gregory, that's enough. Now, we can put it on your arm, and I'll check your heartbeat just by placing my finger on your wrist." He explained. He could tell Gregory's nerves were coming back, and the boy was starting to want to leave, but he eventually nodded.

As the Doctor deflated the cuff, Monty sat on the other end of the bed, tail draping off the side. "How are ya coping with school? What year are ya in?" The gator asked, curious.

Gregory seemed to deflate a little at the question. "I finished grade 8, but I'm not going anymore." He said, sounding low. "Dad said I was old enough to get out and he was done with me after the schoolyear ended. Him and his girlfriend had sold the house and he was done dealing with me." Gregory said, before rubbing his eyes quickly. "It's fine, I'm good." He grunted, blinking as the Doctor held his wrist.

Monty was torn between utter disgust and rage, but the glare he got from the doctor made him know to keep his mouth shut. "Ah, I see. Have you been staying with a friend or a family member since then?" The Doctor interjected, his voice calm.

"No, mum's family didn't like dad much after she died having me, and dad's family just never talked to me. And friends......I was the weird kid who smelled bad and wore trashy clothes. So no. Freddy was the only one who looked after me." Gregory said, the doctor removing the cuff before putting it away.

There was a knock on the door as he did so, chica waiting on the other side of the door. "Cooee, I got your message Doc. Gregory, I'm gonna be taking you down to see Freddy, sound good?" She asked cheerfully. "Wait, we're done?" Asked Gregory, surprised. The doctor nodded. "Most tests are rather simple, I will need to check your eyesight and balance later when you've eaten and slept properly. You should go be with Freddy for a bit. I need to talk with Monty about his therapy session."

Gregory looked mildly confused, but happy that it was over, hopping off the bed and almost jogging out of the door. "Later Monty and Doc." He called as Chica had to hurry after him. "Gregory, slow down!" She called, their voices going silent as the Doctor watched Monty.

"Not in here, come into my room, it's soundproof." He said, as the gator steamed silently. The doctor could hear his casing creaking as the gator clenched his fists, barely waiting for the door to click shut before the gator was destroying the table in the center of the room. The Doctor merely sat on his own chair and waited, studying Monty as the gator tore into it, claws raking the wood into splinters.

"What kind of FUCKING parent treats a kid like he's disposable TRASH" He raged, one of the table legs slamming into the wall as he poured his rage into the destruction, before turning to the couch, fists slamming into the cushioning.

The Doctor stayed silent. He understood why Monty was upset. He was as well. His scans of the boy had been disturbing to say the least. His ribs had been broken at least once, one of which had not healed straight. Low bone density. Malnutrition and the fact that the boy looked like he was 9 when he was around 12 all pointed to long term malnourishment. He could see why the boy was so attached to Freddy. It was the first positive encounter he'd had in so long, and he had automatically clung to it.

Monty's rage had started to slow, the gator having destroyed all the furniture in the room except the chair he was sitting in. He stood up, nodding to the other robot, who proceeded to demolish that too, before sitting on the floor in the middle of the room, finally rational enough to talk.

"It's not fair. He's a good kid..." The gator asked, almost pleading for a rational explanation. The Doctor shook his head. "It's not fair what he's been through. I agree. But we can't change that. Instead, we need to make sure nothing like that happens again while we're around him."

Monty's eyes narrowed. "Kid needs someone on his side, we ain't gonna let em mess with the kid, right doc?" The Doctor was oddly silent, though Monty could hear fans whirring loudly nearby. He got up, waving a hand in front of the lions face, with no response. "Luis? Ya there bud?" He asked over the comms.

There was a crackle, the technician fumbling with his radio. "Monty? You never call me. What's up man?" Monty glanced around the room, feeling rather ashamed of all the wreckage. "I think the Doc broke. He's just standing here."

There was a pause, before Monty heard the sound of metal clinking. "Freddy is up and talking properly, so I'll be up shortly. Don't touch anything alright?" The tech instructed, as voices in the background started asking questions as the comm channel was shut down.

Luis was true to his word, arriving within five minutes. "You sure you didn't break him?" The tech joked, picking his way past the debris and looking over the doctor before making his way towards the back of the room. "Har har, very funny. Doc let me smash stuff cause I needed to get some anger out." The gator replied unhappily. "I'm only teasing, I know yer not that kind of guy." Luis chuckled, lifting a hatch in the corner which had blended into the carpet well. "Woah, I can see why he froze. His system is working overtime." He said directing Monty to look into the small space, where the doctors personality core was kept stored. As he did so, the whirring noise died down, and the two turned to see the doctor shift as he looked around.

"Ah Luis, good timing. I need to talk to you about Gregory...." The lion said, a rather large grin on his face.

(I swear, the longer this goes, the more Monty is becoming a big brother kinda guy. Not even my intention, but it's a fun dynamic. )

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[hobidreams]

Miss rain,, both the latest chapters of mlt left me in a rollercoaster and you cant just do that 😭💔 they were okay, yoongi seemed okay with the way he was interacting with the oc and we have ic who was revealed to have a kind of intimacy //moment// with jeonha. But as we get to the new year, we see uinyeo-nim FAINT bc she just wanted to help the citizens.. well YOONGI'S attitude was understandable and his intentions (although unclear to the oc) was fine. Bc he was concerned for her health and it seemed as he was afraid of her dying and being left behind 🤔 she was the only thing making yoongi sane. So even if uinyeo-nim got hurt by his words -- I UNDERSTAND WHERE THEY ARE BOTH COMING FROM!! Like,, I just wanna see what happens next bc things ate getting closer to the conclusion and miss rain I am pumped! AHHH I will be patiently waiting for the next update 🙇‍♀️💞

hello hello lovely 💕💕💕💕 hahahah i can and i willllll hurt you !!! >:) hehe thank you for suffering through anyway 😘 waaahhh YES things are so complicated between them both! like they’re both trying their best but it’s like two lines that intersect only sometimes & half the time it’s just wrong & afdklfjasdkl it’s a mess hahah. but it’s already improving. i want to show that slow transition as these two grow up. it’s very much a coming of age story in that sense as well 🤔 BUT YES omg can you believe it!! we’re gonna hit drabble #30 soon???? that’s insane. (i mean it also means i have to get my ass into gear & keep writing but ill think about that later LOL) thank you so much for all your support 🥺💖 take care!! pls stay safe!

[libralita]

Rhythm of War: Chapter 11

Hums in the Rhythm of Concerned

Hmmmmm I think I know what willllll

Shanay-im, doesn’t Szeth call Nightblood something similar?

Very interesting lore but where’s Moash give me interactions

Ooooo I wonder Venli and Moash’s interactions will be like Kylo Ren and Hux’s (only not as shit of course)

I wonder if Venli and Lewshi’s relationship will parallel Jasnah and Shallan’s

Yokska fuck don’t tell me this is adolin’s tailor friend *googles it* fuck it is! Girl you should have left when Adolin told you to

He Who Enrages would been more accurate

On no another secret organization

Venli is summoning her inner Elend Venture

So based off what is said about Willshapers that we are told by Brandon in the Order Sorter quiz, I’m guessing that Venli will have to learn to accept people. Like she still judges listeners for acting human and having human mannerisms.

“We are not a rebellion,”

Yes but:

Anywhere you find someone resisting tyranny or oppression, you’ll often find a Willshaper cheering them on.

You’re going to become Kelsier whether you like it or not.

Okay so now I’m starting to understand the lore more. The Singers and Humans were fighting but Listeners broke off and went to Narak in order to be a neutral party. Thumbs up.

“This was different. She knew it was.”

Everything is different, love.

“To many of them, the war was for vengeance: the destruction of their enemies, finally proving which side was right.”

Man, reading Way of Kings along side this makes this idea sound…familiar. YOU’RE NOT SO DIFFERENT, YOU AND I.

Also I really want Venli and Kal interactions. (Shut up, I know I’m the character interaction person but shut up) Because of the philosophy of people who kill, people who are killed and then Venli is trying to form the neutral party who want nothing to do with this.

“It gives me powers, such as the ability to look into Shadesmar, and see if any spren are nearby spying on us.”

Is Venli lying here? I’m pretty sure this is the Willshaper power.

Yep she is.

Part of the Willshaper ideals is freedom of expression so her lying about being a Radiant is a big no-no.

“Either that or Odium would see that his minions scoured Venli and her faction from the planet.”

Always a problem.

“I fear the war is about to take a distinctly different turn.”

DON’T END RIGHT THERE! DAMMIT BRANDON!

[purplesurveys]

1030

1. What did you do on the last nice weather day? I’m guessing ‘nice’ here universally means sunny and fair, even though that isn’t my weather of choice. But that said, yesterday I just stayed indoors and caught up on rest by binge-watching Friends, which I haven’t done in a while. I also ordered another embroidery kit online since my first kit, which I had mostly used as a trial since I’ve never done one before, has since run out of the given floss.

2. What do you love the most about your work? I work in an agency, so I’m not forced to do PR under just one company which I think would get boring for me pretty quickly. With the nature of my work, it’s fun working with many different brands/companies at one time because I get to be exposed to and learn about different industries, and I’m also challenged to come up with campaigns that would best fit the different groups that we work with which is always fun. Also, PR is a great way to keep up with the trends and always remain hip because I always know about upcoming campaigns or promos before they’re even unveiled to the public, lol.

3. What do you think about what is going on in the world today? I think wealthy people and big corporations are a crucial, if not the main, root of the world’s problems and it’s frustrating that the task of mitigating those issues is always delegated to everyone below them.

4. What is your favorite way to work out? By not doing so, hahaha.

5. What motivates you? I don’t know if anything has been lately. I’ve been taking life slowly and easily these days and I’m allowing myself to just go through the motions as I digest all these big adjustments currently going on in my life. For now I’m not putting any pressure on myself to be motivated to do anything big. I’m still a little overwhelmed with everything as it is.

...where’s #6?

7. What is something people do that drives you crazy? When people need something from you so they message you, but do unnecessary small talk before asking for a favor. The fact that they need my help does not bother me; the fact that they are only talking to me because they need something from me does not bother me. It’s the small talk that irks me. I’ll be ready to help anybody at any time and it doesn’t matter how long it’s been since we’ve spoken – but just go ahead and ask for the damn thing and don’t waste my time trying to sound like you care about what’s going on in my life.

8. What are some things on your bucket list? Go to Wrestlemania, travel with my own funds, have my own place, have kids.

9. What are some of your deal breakers in a relationship? Do I even have any? Gab dropped so many red flags in our relationship that should have been dealbreakers and my dumb, ever-forgiving ass always saw past them. I think the thing with me is that I think I have a list of dealbreakers, but when actually confronted with them I’m too afraid to speak out about it, so I just forgive and forget and eventually they just stop being dealbreakers. I have to work on that.

10. What do you never leave your house without? My top three are phone, keys, wallet. And of course, as a given – a face mask and face shield.

11. What was your most memorable vacation? Sagada and Singapore/Malaysia, since that was my first trip abroad.

12. Do you have any phobias? Needles and fire.

13. What is your favorite ethnic food? Indian, Thai, Indonesian, and Korean. 14. I love Italian/Thai etc. Would you like to go to my favorite place sometime? I love both, though I like Thai a tad bit more. And yessss, I’m always open to anyone’s recommendations so long as it’s got something to do with food.

15. What TV shows have you binged lately? I’ve been rewatching Friends again and I’m in between seasons 5–7, which I believe to be the show’s peak. Currently, I’m several episodes away from the Ross/Elizabeth storyline and Chandler’s proposal.

16. Send me a funny meme that you shared recently. I haven’t been active on social media, so I haven’t seen any new memes lately. I hate missing out.

17. What do you hate about technology? This is more nitpickiness on my end than anything else, but battery power. I hate being constantly cautious over my gadget running out of power or dying on me especially when I’m out. I often find myself wishing for technology to evolve to the point that we won’t need batteries or to charge stuff anymore, which idek if it’s even possible haha.

18. What sites do you find yourself visiting the most? YouTube, by a mile.

19. Do you have any favorite apps? Again, YouTube. I also like going through Reddit at the end of the day.

20. What is the best part of your day? Any point I don’t find myself feeling miserable.

21. What time period would you like to visit the most, if you could time travel? 70′s punk/rock scene, maybe? < Ooh, this is a good one. Also, late 90s Attitude Era-era WWF/E. And whenever Pompeii was around.

22. What scents do you really enjoy? (a certain flower, cut grass, fireplace, perfume) Bakeries, a newly-cleaned hotel room, coffee shops.

23. What is something that you are terrible at? Giving and following directions, drawing, and cooking.

24. What are some favorites on your playlist right now? Because I mentioned The Japanese House on a survey last night, I am ALL over Saw You In A Dream again. Seriously, god-tier. One of my favorites ever. Outside of that, haven’t been listening to music lately because I’m still sad; but I might find myself back on Spotify soon. As much as I haven’t been tuning into music, I do miss it.

25. What comedy movie is your favorite? Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Also, a bit of a garbage choice but White Chicks.

26. Have you ever meditated? No. I don’t think I have the patience/required attention span for it.

27. What is your dream job? I wanted to be in PR. I currently work at an agency which is my dream for now so yay for me achieving that, but like I’ve said before it would be such a dream come true if I can come work for WWE, my dream company, in any capacity. Getting to work for their in-house PR team would be the perfect icing on the cake.

28. What comes to mind when you think of a great moment in your life? Being in a relationship, and how much I miss that feeling. Now that I’ve experienced both singlehood and having an SO, I can definitely decide that I don’t particularly enjoy being by myself.

29. What do you miss the most about college? The independence I learned to gain. My campus was such a freeing environment and it allowed me to grow so much, to wear whatever I want, to join whatever protest or rally was going on, to meet new people, to hear different perspectives from my classmates. I miss being there.

30. Whenever you text it makes me smile! ???

31. What are you planning this weekend? My weekend is nearly over, actually...for the remaining 10 hours and 20 minutes of it, I willllll probably just watch a bunch of wrestling and maybe find something to watch on Netflix just so that I have something interesting to share for the weekly check-in tomorrow with the team.

32. Who is your favorite band? Paramore, but you knew that already.

33. How do you like to spend your free time? If I manage to find a few free minutes while at work, I gobble that shit up by lying in bed and finding a video to watch. On weekends I like doing embroidery, taking surveys, maybe even find a black hole of articles to read on Wikipedia. I’m also looking forward to playing video games once I’ve finally bought the ones I’ve been eyeing to get.

34. What do you like about springtime? I don’t know. I can’t relate, we don’t have that season.

35. Is your personality similar to anyone in your family? I’m most similar with my mom, but I share traits with my dad as well.

36. How have you handled having to stay in? It was sucky at first, but after eight months you kinda get used to it and just make the most out of things you can do only at home.

37. Are you able to work at home? Yeah, we’re all on a WFH set-up right now.

38. How would your friends describe you? The most popular opinion would probably be ‘shy.’

39. Did you ever take a really big risk? Sure.

40. What do you want to be known or remembered for? Anything but negatively.

[loganscanons]

pillow warfare

In which Dev is annoying and Will wants to fight them

A spark zapped across the fleece blanket that was draped over Will and Dev’s legs, sending a buzz through Will’s arm as it hit their wrist. This was the third time a wayward spark had shocked Will in the past thirty minutes.

“If you do that again, I’ll annihilate you,” Will said, shooting a glare in Dev’s direction.

“Sorry,” Dev said with a grin. They didn’t sound sorry at all.

The two sat on Dev’s bed, sharing a blanket and a mountain of pillows. The bed was the first bed that had ever been truly Will’s, situated in the corner of the first room that had ever been truly theirs. When Hanna let Will pick out a bed, they’d decided on a queen over queen bunkbed, the cost of which was covered by a recent heist. They had said they wanted a bunkbed for the inevitable nights when Dev would crash at Hanna’s apartment, but Hanna suspected that Will’s main motivation was that they enjoyed the cave like feel of a bunkbed up against a wall. Something safe and cozy. Regardless, their supposed intention was quickly abandoned, as most nights Dev stayed over, Dev ended up sleeping in Will’s bed with them – unless Will shoved them to the floor for being a pain – and the top bunk became storage for laundry that needed folding, extra pillows, and a cheap carnival stuffed animal that Dev had won at an annual fair.

Will’s laptop sat on the bed between the two teens, playing a Disney channel original movie that Dev insisted Will needed to watch. Something about a Leprechaun. Will had wanted to watch a horror movie, but unfortunately for them, it was Dev’s week to pick the movie, and they’d picked something they’d remembered watching as a kid.

Dev tapped their fingers against their leg, moving just for the sake of moving. Another zap of electricity hit Will.

“Dev,” Will said.

“Sorry, that was an accident,” Dev said, still grinning. Another spark of electricity crackled.

“Mother—that’s it,” Will said, reaching behind them to grab a pillow from the mountain of pillows.

Before Dev could properly fend them off, Will was on top of them, wailing on them with the pillow. It was one of the flat decorative pillows that had a pillowcase to match the comforter and had seemingly no purpose other than that. They weren’t useful for sleeping and would get tossed on the floor or the top bunk, so Will couldn’t figure out why they needed them at all. However, they made for decent weapons in pillow warfare.

“Hey, hey,” Dev laughed, covering their face with one arm. “I said it was an accident!”

Dev grasped blindly at the mountain of pillows, looking for their own weapon, and the smacked it against Will’s side. Will quickly and successfully rent the pillow from Dev’s grasp, but in their attempt to do so, Dev knocked them off balance, making them teeter on the edge of the bed. Dev nudged Will with their foot, which sent Will to the floor. Practice with the team and getting into childhood fights taught Will how to fall without hurting themself, and they were quickly back on their feet. Standing beside the bunk, they swung their arm to the side, twisting their torso for momentum to knock Dev across the side of the head.

“Wait, wait!” Dev said, putting their arms in front of their face as they prepared for the blow. “I won’t do it again, I promise, it was an accident.”

“You promise you won’t do it again or you promise it was an accident?” Will asked, relaxing slightly.

Dev considered the question before saying, “Yes.”

“Hmm,” Will narrowed their eyes. “If it was an accident, you can’t promise that it won’t happen again by accident.”

“I’ll try really, really hard,” Dev said, squeezing their hands into fists and tensing their upper body, as if they needed their entire body tensed up in order to succeed in not sending static currents everywhere.

“Fine,” Will said. “But if you do it again, you will know pain.”

As Will climbed back into bed, crawling around Dev to get to their spot next to the wall, Dev said, “Man, now we have to go back. We missed so much of the movie.”

“Whose fault is that?” Will asked, settling in beside them.

“Yours. You brutally and viciously attacked me without reason.” Dev hit the left arrow on the keyboard, rewinding the movie to where they’d left off.

As Dev leaned back against pillow mountain, their finger hovering over the space bar to press play, a small smile twitched on their lips. There was a spark of static. The reaction was immediate. Will lunged at them.

“It was an accident!” Dev yelled as they tried to jump off the bed. Their leg got caught in the blanket, interfering with their escape. The only made it halfway off the bed, brought down by Will’s tackle. Their head and torso hung over the side. Will had them pinned down with their arms around Dev’s middle.

As Will let go and sat up to grab another pillow, Dev rolled off the bed and caught themself on their hands and knees. Despite Will’s threat, Dev was grinning.

A pillow whumped against the side of Dev’s head, sending them rolling onto their side, then their back. With an impish laugh, they tried to curl into a fetal position to protect themself from the pillow’s blows, but Will was already sitting on top of them, holding the pillow above their head.

“It was an accident!” Dev said again. The grin was still present as they turned their head and covered their face with their arms. “I didn’t mean to!”

“Maybe…you…should…learn…to…control…your…powers,” Will said, punctuating each word with a blow of the pillow.

“Help! I’m being attacked!” Dev yelled. Will shoved the pillow over their face, muffling their voice.

“SHH,” Will hissed. “Hanna is trying to work.”

Too late. Will’s bedroom door opened. Hanna cracked it open just enough for her to poke her head in and assess the situation. Will had started to raise the pillow again, and paused with it above their head, prepared to wail down on Dev again.

“What are you guys doing?” Hanna said. She sounded weary, not at all concerned.

“Dev deserves this,” Will said without hesitation.

“I don’t doubt it,” Hanna said. “Can you be quieter, though?”

Will said, “Yes” at the same time Dev answered, “No.”

“They’re trying to kill me!” Dev said, their voice too loud for the small size of the room. Will shoved the pillow over their face again and looked back to Hanna.

“Will, don’t kill Dev,” Hanna ordered.

“Why not?” Will asked. Dev squirmed beneath them, trying to get away.

“I’m not in the business of body disposal, and I don’t want to start,” Hanna said.

“But what if I get rid of the body myself?” Will asked.

“Hey!” Dev yelled, voice muffled by the pillow. Will pushed it harder against their face. Dev jabbed their fingers repeatedly against Will’s torso, but the tactic was ineffective. Will was serious about pillow warfare. They were immovable.

“I’d rather not deal with a murder scene in my apartment. Annabel’s goat sacrifices are bad enough,” Hanna said.

“What about series injury or maiming?” Will asked.

“I’m dying,” Dev yelled. They wiggled their limbs and then flopped completely still, playing dead. Will lifted the pillow and smacked them with it again.

“I’m not driving you guys to the E.R.,” Hanna said.

“Fine.”

“That’s it!?” Dev said. “Hanna! Will’s trying to kill me,” Will shoved the pillow over their face again.

“Well, die more quietly. I have an exam in two days, and I need to focus,” she said, her voice fading as she pulled out of the room. She shut the door behind her, and Will listened to her soft footsteps disappear.

“Willllll,” Dev whined from beneath the pillow. “I’m sorrryyyy.”

“I don’t believe you,” Will said.

“At least let a person defend themself!” Dev said. “Make this a fair fight!”

“Life isn’t fair,” Will said. Their tone was grave, which made Dev snort in amusement.

“Oh, boo hoo, edgelord,” Dev said as Will finally pulled the pillow away. They didn’t actually want Dev to suffocate. Mostly.

“This should be a battle of honor!” Dev said. “Right now, it’s just an assassination.”

“Maybe if you weren’t such an ass, you wouldn’t get ass-ass-inated.”

“Ha!” Dev laughed

Will moved off Dev and stood. They reached out a hand to Dev to help pull them to their feet. As soon as Dev was standing, they turned to the bed and picked a weapon of their own.

“En garde!” Dev shouted, holding their pillow with one hand. They both dropped into fighting stances, their knees bent, their pillows ready for battle.

Will’s bedroom door flew open, Hanna’s hand still on the knob as she looked into the room with a much more annoyed expression than last time.

“If you guys have a pillow fight at eleven p.m. the week before finals, I will kick you out of the apartment,” she warned.

“What other time is there to have a pillow fight?” Will asked, making an incredulous face at her. Didn’t she know anything?

“It’s not a pillow fight,” Dev said. “It’s a pillow battle. A battle for honor.”

“Postpone it,” Hanna said, in her I-Mean-Business Mom Voice, a voice that she insisted she neither had nor used. She was not a mom.

Will and Dev let their pillows drop to their sides.

“Fine,” Dev said, their mouth turned down in a pout.

“Thank you,” Hanna said, and with more force than necessary, she pulled the door closed.

Will tossed the pillow back onto the bed and remade Pillow Mountain, stacking the pillows in their optimal arrangement.

“If you shock me again, you can watch the rest of the movie from the floor,” Will said, using a threat that wouldn’t result in annoying Hanna for a third time, should it need to be carried out, (which if past experiences were any indication, it would). As much as they loved to annoy Hanna, they knew finals and school actually mattered to her, and they didn’t want to make finals season more stressful than it already was.

“Okay,” Dev said cheerily, nearly bumping their head against the top bunk as they tried to jump onto the bed.

Will tossed the fleece blanket to the floor, hoping that the lack of static conductive fabric would prevent so many sparks. Instead, they grabbed the quilt that was bunched at the foot of their bed. The quilt was a gift from one of the only good foster moms Will had ever had. It wasn’t made for a queen-size bed, but it was cozy and lovingly-made, two things that were rare in Will’s young life.

Dev curled up beside Will, pulling part of the quilt over one of their legs. Reaching out with their other leg, Dev hit the spacebar with their toe, unpausing the movie.

“Ew,” Will said. “Keep your gross toes away from my laptop.”

“Keep your gross laptop away from my toes,” Dev said.

Will scoffed and rolled their eyes.

[just-some-random-blogger]

The Soup

Super Junior Super Junior x SuJuMaknae!Reader Characters: Super Junior (ot13 [+ SJ-M]) Summary:  Just like the way you need to give someone soup when they're sick, this is how SuJu reacts when you need them. Word Count: 1k+ Warnings: CRACK, fluff, humor, gnarlyness, etc.

A/N: i need a pick me up so i made this. It’s low key a part 2 to Secrets Of A Maknae, but not really because, well, it’s not HAHAHHAHA, but hello @farewellkorosensei, i’m tagging you cos u said u wanted a part two and i had a part two in mind but then i lost it so now you have this HAHHAHHAHA im sorry im like this

ALSO A DISCLAIMER

THIS IS FICTION IF YALL somehow THOUGHT IT WASNT

none of this is real bro that’s why its an au ?????? ok like ok

Being the only girl in a coed group that’s basically a boy group is not as bad as one may think

Especially since you're the youngest out of everyone, some people just cannot imagine how you do it

Sure like... being the only female means the testosterone thrown your way can be a lot

And there are just some things the guys can't and will never understand

Like how a woman's mind works

But through it all however

You loved being the baby princess

Because you have 13 knights at your side

anD IF EVEN ONE PERSON TRIED TO HURT YOU WELL 

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH 

good luck to them

And in case you were wondering, SuJu is not as sweet as you think

LIKE YES THEY’RE OBVIOUSLY THERE FOR EACH OTHER BUT

here's how each member would react to you needing them

ps yall

dis shiz is HELLLAAAA LONG SO it’s under the cut

Being the eldest meant Leeteuk found everyone as his responsibility

BOY ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE NOT EVEN IN SUPER JUNIOR LAJSIQBSUHWBSLAIDYLAWUDLKHKK;

and to you, who is in his group, their youngest AND only female member, he would drop everything for

Like

Everyone who's watched korean TV knows this

cos yall do tv show hostings togther

and everybody knows how soft he is around you

like i mean he’s naturally caring towards everyone

and he’s normally high-spirited with others

BUT YOU TAKE THE CAKE

like you + him equals shenanigans like firecrackers

he does 8999+ dad jokes when you’re his co-host

someone save s.korea

but let us not forget is is the EPITOME of gentleman

he always offers his arm to you

he takes of his jacket or gets a blanket for you to cover your legs when you sit

errbody is like “stfu, we get it stop flexing”

you two are just like “??????????????????? bro fLeXiNg whUAT?”

“i get yall are married n in love but like. pls keep it under wraps.”

“BROOOO HAHAHHAHAH WE’RE JUST FRIENDS”

and then ????????????

mmmmhmmmm

we believe you

cos its all we can do tho

and i mean you two aren’t married but are so too tbh

ELF’s call you two the parents of SuJu

and think you two are sO ADORABLE IT HURTS

anyway

He is definitely the most understanding with you through the age gap you have

And even if he finds some of your actions odd due to that age gap, he always works through it and tries to think proactively

"What are you doing????????"

"IM DOING A CHALLENGE OPPA YOU WANNA JOIN?!" you say as you attempt to put on makeup with your non-dominant hand

THE AMOUNT OF TIMES HE'S WALKED INTO YOU DOING SOMETHING WEIRD IS BEYOND FATHOM

But if you need him

He.

Will.

Be.

There.

Doesn't matter if he's hosting 287378 tv shows at the moment

If you call because some loser broke your heart

He's taking the day off

If you call just to check in and he hears even a hint of sickness in your voice

biTCH MOVE OVER. HE GOT SOME PORRIDGE

He would take care of you even if he was also sick

He would find a way to go to you even if you were halfway across the world

You cant even get mad @ him cos you will and have done the same woops

IF SOMEONE EVEN TEST U YOU WILL BREAK THEM 4 LEETEUK

and obvi we have to add

his dog Shimkung prolly loves you more than him, just sayin

She runs to you and ignores Leeteuk when youre around

Because she loves playing with you

And she loves your energy

And the attention you give her

And the treats you bring

And because everyone loves you

And Leeteuk cant even because he loves you too

Woooooops

Yall listen up

If you think heechul is scary by himself

Try bringing up SuJu's maknae up

I dare you

Just mention your name

and he WILLLLLL EXPLODE

Doesnt matter if it's praise

He Will BE TRIGGGGGEERREEDD

there’s literally an entire 20 (and going) part video comp. of his ears steaming when you’re brought up

like the mere thought of you is already to set him off

It doesn't even phase him if the person who spoke of you is younger or older

The death threats he will sputter is limitless

his tongue is sharper than silver

And the deadliest death glare that's thrown may cause a heart attack.

strangely enough though

but knowing heechul, not strange enough

he is ALWAYS THE FIRST to throw you under the bus

during interviews

ESPECIALLY IF THEY’RE LIVE I CANT

and yall always bicker about the dumbest shit

everyone is like, “wait, they’re not the ones that are married?”

the answer is no

but honestly,

He's broken up with someone because of you

Because they were mean to you, i mean

And because he was tired of them too hekhek

and lyk Heechul may be short

But nothing is stopping him from getting into a fist fight with someone 1000+ ft taller than him.

Ok.

That may be a slight lie cos he'd prolly call the rest of the guys and 5672 security guards to be on his side.

would honestly fite anyone for you

any AND everyone to be honest

He's also very picky with your boyfriends

"Ya, he looks like a womanizer."

"Ya, he looks like an idiot."

"Ya, he smells like woman's perfume."

"Ya, he smells like cigarettes."

"Ya, I don't understand what you see in him."

"Ya, I can't believe you're wasting your time with him."

"Ya, why are your standards so low when you know a guy like me?"

"Ya,"

"Ya."

"YA!"

"You can do better."

and you’re kinda just like, “y dont u just look for a guy for me? or better yet, if you think you’re so great, why don’t you just date me?”

“pshhhh, as if, i’m too pretty for you, child”

is what heechul always says

to you and to everyone who asks why you aren’t dating

he also does’t ever answer your calls

cos he’s always too busy with his video games or selfies

so you get really frustrated when you call him to come over and he doesn’t call

but like 

he’s somehow already at your house

????

cos you needed him and he knew that

????

idek either bro

he has a sixth sense with ya gurl

HE IS SUCH A DAD TOO

***NOT DADDY 

DAD BECAUse

he will baby the heck out of you every moment he gets

but not in public cos his image

also he’s never one to flaunt even with his personality

he CUDDDLESSSS THE HECK out of you

and kinda makes himself clingy for the sake of endorphins

cos he is your happy pill

and your go to man when the world just sucks hard

he gives pretty solid advice

like the ones where you really need some

because he’s never one to sugar coat and will tell you youre a bitch if you are being one

and because of how he is, when he gets soft with you, you know he means it because he’s a broken brick most of the time

he’s also who you normally vent out your problems and burning frustrations to

not that he listens

you mostly just assault him and he takes it

JOKE HE ASSAULTS YOU RIGHT BACK

but somehow that’s therapeutic for both of you ???

smdh

i’d add heechul’s pets

BUT THAT BOY HAS A ZOO

and maybe i’m just shimkung biased lolol

ANYWAY the gist of you and his pets is that you love them and they love you

the end

bro

don’t even get me started on yesung

you know how he likes to think he’s all that

how he’s like really good at singin

wHICH HE IS UHM HAVE YOU NO EARS

but he’s like actin all airy sometimes

whICH IS Y u and eunhyuk havE A BALL MESSIN WITH HIM

EUNHYUK + U = YESUNG CANNOT LIVE

someone save Yesung from his retarded dongsaengs

lol but eunhyuk comes later

anyway, he’s airy

that side of him comes in handy 4 u

because he makes for a gr8 hypeman

letz be real

SUPER JUNIOR together is the loudest bunch of morons that will hYPE YOU DO YOUR DEATH

but you cant keep havin that when you go to award shows

YOU TRIED IT ONCE AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE AWW DATS CUTE

IT’S FKIN NOT BITSH

try havin your ears pierced with screaming every time you’re even remotely related to what the host is talking about

anyway back to yesung

he be your date to eveything

cos he ALWAYS has time to be all that

i mean you bring specific members to the specific events they fit into

u’ll understand laterz

but mostly yesung is your man for the job

cause he’s always available

you know when he’s not touring or holding concerts

whenever you need a date

he puts on all his extra accessories and offers you his arm on the red carpet

or just holds your hand cause it’s easier on his part

AND BOY HE’S ANNOYINGLY LOUD FOR YOU THE ENTIRE TIME

IT DOESN’T EVEN MATTer if it’s for some black suit event

he’s prOLLY GON BUST A MOVE and promote SJ’s black suit while he’s at it what a turd

he’s so loud in fact that you’ve reached a point past embarrassment

ur like, “Yeah, he’s my loud date. problem?”

honestly, yall have to be dumb not to see how in love you two are

there are theories on how you two ARE the one true pair

like the way yesung looks at you when you’re striking a pose

answering a question

thanking someone

receiving an award

laughing at a joke

existing in general

and you RIGHT BACK @ him

only an idiot would

but haha

nope.

just friends too

Y U ALWAYZ LYIN

ye but itz trueeeeee

no matter how fancy you get

or domestic

cos did i mention you two do the lamest things too

like there is no in between

you go buy groceries

tour Gangnam

hand in hand obviously, duh, you do it every time you’re together

as with every member of super junior but yall already knew

i think i strayed too far from my point

point is he’s there to hang out and do nothing

cos thats what both of you are good for anyway

nothing

ha

btw he’s who you bring shopping for clothes

but only like the nice kind you feel me

you’ll get that in a little while too

but like you always go to high-end stores together

never couture tho cos why ??

and YOU GUYS DO MAKEUP TUTORIALS BECAUSE OMG HE’S SUCH A VAIN AND LIKES TO PRETEND HE CAN ACTUALLY DO MAKEUP UGH I HATE HIM

he’s the one you treat like your diary mostly

the everyday stress you have piled up he’s the one you sift through with

like you tell him all the mundane things

and he’d nod uninterested

and then you’d stop cuz you realiized he doens’t care

and then he’d get mad and be all like “Ya, why’d you stop, what happened to the leaf you kicked?”

i think imma stop here cos you get it

yall good for nothing HAHAHH

you and kangin get into the stickiest shit every time your crackheads team up

and being the loyal one you are

you always point and blame him when things hit the fan

and he’s always like “Me?”

and then points right back at you

you’re reactions to each other are fandom memes fml

and you’d think with all the treachery you pull on each other you would never be able to count on Kangin

but that is so DAMN FAR from the truth

cos this boy is insufferably thoughtful when it comes to you

his favoritism shows

like he’ll sell super junior for a 1 cent

BUT YOU ARE NOT PART OF THAT DEAL

he’s usually the one that shoos the guys off when they’ll all up on your ass

he’s also the one to kick heechul when he gets too annoying

or anyone in general

He’s usually your partner in crime when it comes to screwing up SJ’s image

and you havE THIS SIGNATURE ESCAPE ROUTINE WHEN THINGS GO SIDEWAYS

“it wasn’T ME!” you both shout, and then you jump on Kangin’s back and he runs away.

and yes there is also a compilation of you morons doing that for 15 minutes straight in multiple languages

dumb shit

he’s not as big as teasing you as Heechul

but he usually calls you ugly, that’s who you are to him

if you’re texting someone, it’s usually him

you send him ideas for a prank or sm shit

and he’s like imma do you one better

and then you just burn SM to the group bwahahaHAHAHAHAHAHHA

kidding

not kidding

you guys dont actually get to hang out often

but wHen you do there is a warning signal

and idek y yall pretend to be pranking someone else

but yall end up stabbin each other anyway

But there is also those times when you just cry

and he’s there to listen

he’s not as understanding as his hyungs, cos Leeteuk knows what to do, Heechul knows what to say, and Yesung knows how to remember the important things

but he is always there

he tells you as much as he can

and he aint dumb he can say a lot

but he’ll mostly just try to brighten up your day

by telling you a plan to attack one of the members

ANDDDDDDD

PIGGY BACK RIDES

as ive mentioned before, you jump on his back when you skedaddle out of the scene you just caused

which have caused an uproar from many

your company mostly has to fend off rumors of you and him being together the second most

youll find out who soon enough

but back to you an Kangin

he usually offers to give you a piggy back ride

even tho he doesn’t really want to

when you’re down

cos u smol child like to be carried

ew grow up sis

BTW HE WILL FITE ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU THAT

dats all i got fam

you and Shindong work the third most together outside super junior

dats obviously behind Leeteuk

and #2 who will be revealed later

and actually, you two have a very serious and business-like mindset when you’re together

which is why his skillz fly when you collab

you have youtube channel together that’s just u two posting vids you guys want to do

yall fund it urselvs and get some of ur friends to join in

WHICH FANS, ELF AND OTHERWISE LOVE

that’s why you normally go to him when you need help with work

meaning if you’re unsure if you should do a drama he’s going to lay down the points 4 u

he usually acts like your manager

and visits you the most when you’re on set

he’s who de-stresses you when you’re working

and the one who you can count on to back you up when someone at work needs to have a little piece of your mind

he’s who you call up when you want to share an idea or a vision

and is the one to more than others root for you and help you all throughout

whenever works stresses you out,

you two do something fun together

watch a film

annoy one of the other members

etc

you call him up when you have a crazy idea

you call him up when you have a song or plot in mind

you call him up when you are in need of advice

though sometimes his advice is to go to leeteuk or heechul

cos he knows he has limits

which is why you love him

because he’s real and never pretends to  know more than he does

with that said though, he does know a lot

and will tell you all he knows about whatever it is you are asking about

you guys do a lot of live streams as well

sometimes its pointless

sometimes its intorspective

but most times its pointless af

and most times yesung is crying in the distant not-so-distant background

cos like i said yall hangout the most

so sometimes shindong gets into the mix

and you do the weirdest shiz in front of camera

the amount of role plays you’ve done that made viewers go ???? is uncountable smh

like like

where you’re an astronaut

and you need to tell the emperor of goryeo he’s going to be assassinated

and then yesung is the emperor’s horse

and yall die of laughter

or that time yall kissed “by accident”

and none of yall were surprised

and everyoNE WAS LIKE I KNEW IT

and you both ended up laughing

and then everyone was like? >?????

?????

idek either tbh

or that one time you were a cake

as in a chocolate cake

running away from an orge

which was yesung

and shindong was the exterminator that kept hitting him with a pillow whenever he’d talk

i cant believe

you think yesung’s had enough with you and eunhyuk

speaking of...

eunhyuk + u is quite like u + kangin

ppl pray for you to get separated

like pls

l

o

r

d

 a

l

m

i

g

h

t

y

and then when you add DONGHAE

=

the world wants to implode and delete itself

eunhyuk is your usually your fake boyfriend

joke, he’s the fake love triangle interest

you’ll get that later

anyWAY

you say all the time every time you get the chance to that the reason why you dance half as good as you do now is because of eunhyuk

you make his ego fly through the roof

and he’s always like 

dawwwww stop 

no keep going

which is why if for whatever reason you need a dancer or a choreographer or anything between those lines

you call eunhyuk

or jung yunho but that’s not the point

point is the world explodes when there is a sexy suju concept

because you and eunhyuk are always paried up

the flexibility and coordination of your bodies

leaves the world thirsty

like

eunhyuk is pregnant because of you

Dem body rolls

Shimi-shimi

The dehydration is real

you two just do something in sync

AND THE WorLD canNOT

EVEN IF YOU DID IT BY ACCIDENT

and surprise even both of you

the world cannot

whenever you do a show together they make you do so many dances

cant blame them  tho, u two be bomb

point is he’s normally your dance partner in almost everything super junior

and 73% not super junior

but beyond that he is also your bestest buddy

and since it’s a package deal, most of the time donghae is there

yall do everything from wacky antics

to window shopping

to roller coaster riding

to just lying around talking about life

actually, yall pranked the world by saying your were going out once

and thE WORLD BLEW UP

HOW FKING DARE

WE KNEW IT ASHKSDHASDHA

but then yall were like “oh we be playin yall”

EVERYONE WAS SO MAD

LIKE YALL EVEN HAD THE MEMBERS BELIEVING

DONGHAE CRIED BECAUSE HE FELT SO BETRAYED THAT HE DIDNT KNOW

HEECHUL CALLED BULL THO

BUT EVERYONE WAS HELLLLLLA MAD BOUT THIS

When you went sikE Leeteuk wasnt surprised

and everyone gave you shit for so long

Ryeowook vowed to kill both of you

kangin thought it was pretty good though

Eunhyuk and you normally go to parties together

and because you are a d U M b fking drunk

he’s always the one who cleans up after you

because you vomit

and cry

and try to kiss everyone

which is why you have safely kissed everyone in super junior when you're wasted

eunhyuk especially

there are pics to prove it

like

but eunhyuk doesn;t mind

he’d rather be kissed by your vomit flavored mouth than have some ho try to do something to you

he gets really unsettled when other guys come into the picture

he’ll karate chop A morOn

DARE HIM I SWEAR

ya think he be small

but he be strong

those dance moves are his weapon

KA PAW BISH

and we def cant end this without saying

he makes you hangover soup

and all that jazz

when you wanna work out or feel sick

you call eunhyuk

i mean leeteuk loves you but you cant move an inch with that boy

so its eunhyuk

unless you wanna be lazy and need a mom (so leeteuk)

<3

honestly i cheated with that lord almighty part

ARG IM SO SORYY IDEK WHY I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY WHEN I LOVE EUNHYUK SO MUCH

ZHOUMI IS THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE

OR AT LEAST YOU SAY EVERYTIME YOU GET WHEN YOU SEE HIM

which you wish would be a lot more than not

IF you have anything to do in China

it’s zhoumi everyday

he’s who taught you how to speak the language and the one who makes fun of you the most because of your prononciation

but you know obviously its all in good fun

you host some shows together

youve stared in a bunch of chinese mini dramas together

but most of all, you two do a bunch of variety

which people LOVE SO MUCH

liiiiiiiiiike

if you werent so busy with the rest of the world

china would love to keep you for themselves

but anyway back to zhoumi

as i said he be the love of your life

because he’s literally everything you look for in a guy

tall, handsome, smart even though he does DUMB THINGS I CANT BE--

but the only reason why you’re not dating him is

is

is

IS BECAUSE YOU ARENT

I have no explaination

you are dating though

like outwardly

it’s like an unspoken thing

where you are dating but youre not and everyone around you agrees

???

kinda

yeh

with all the chinese variety you’ve done

yall have pretty questionable photos and footage together

like

why is you hand in his mouth

why are you two in one pair of trousers

why are you crying over literal eggshells

why are you laughing at him dressed up in a suit

why is he making heart eyes at you when you;re wearing clown makeup

why is he making heart eyes in general

why are you making heart eyes in general

idk man

what

waht

idek

but what you do know is this

there’s this entire ten page article about how he punch some rich guy in shanghai that tried to get too close and zhoumi threw a punch

yes

out of all the boys in the band who’s said they’d punch a moron on the nose

zhoumi as actually the only one who has had the displeasure of doing just that

It was quite the talk of the town

Honestly many were scared for zhoumi

U and him counted

and the rich moron even threatened to sue

but you pointed out that there was footage in the place and that he’d lose so he should just walk away

of course he walked away

and so yeah

but obviously the sonavbish tried to get rid of any footage

And make it look like an assault

It was to be like an even bigger scandal

but you being a smart bitch that has starred in many dramas with the exact same plot already had a copy and so you won that battle

and zhoumi ‘s career was not ruined

he was even hailed a hero for all the no duh reasons

Yeah he can throw a punch 

zhoumi is so soft for you though

and you for him

he’s usually the one who takes your mind off of things

but you hang out the least out of everyone due to sched differences

that doesn’t mean you dont make time for each other though

OKAY NOW FOR EVERYONE’S FAVORITE BB DONGHAE

donghae that knows all your secrets

knows all your dog stories

all your accidental injuries

all your fails

all your successes

it may take a few moments to jump start and access his mental archive

but its there

and Donghae has been your boyfriend on many many occasions

whether or not it be fake or real the world will never know

you guys are the most intimate with each other

like you guys are so casual

and comfortable

that Leeteuk tells you guys off

HeechUL GETS UNCOMFOTABLE

h e e c h u l

even suju separates you on their own will sometimes

and both of you are like

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

donghae is a certified soft boi

and his softness is amplified when you’re together

PDA is second nature to you two

many hand holds

many cuddles

many suggles

platonic?

... sure

and it doesn’t matter where you two are

public

private

interview

korea

japan

america

narnia

nothing stops you from being touchy

people ask you about it all the time

but once again

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Anyway donghae is the go to guy for heart to heart conversations

because he has a heart of gold

the softest purest gold

and he really understands and empathizes

he cries with you over dog movies

and listens to your frustrations

and you listen to him cry

and talk about his feelings

FEELINGS

and you tie it all up by making each other smile

he actually gives really good advice

i mean they all do give good advice at a point

but donghae’s are actually quite on point

even though people think he’s slow

it’s probably because he’s once connected at the hip to you

he’s the one you talk to about boy problems and relationship problems

because he’s the only one that isn’t weirded out about the topic

i mean he’s got a soft spot of you

plus hes really caring

so he’ll listen to whatever topic you want to talk about anyway

he’s really the only who, like, pays attention to all your babbling

most of them tend to overlook that

but never donghae

he’s the guy you call in the middle of the night when you cant sleep

it’s not guaranteed he’ll pick up because i mean duh he has a life

but when he does he really listens

except for when he doesnt

cos he’s tired

(:

and on top of being a cuddly living diary

he’s also your personal massager

like you know those knots on your shoulder

what knots on your shoulders

he massages them away because

youre his ultimate weakness

when you need him he’ll be there in a heartbeat, racing leeteuk to get to you

although he’s not as motherly as leeteuk

he’s more of a brother really

like he is motherly

he does baby you

I MEAN THEY ALL BABY YOU YOU’re THE MAKNAE DUH

but

i can

no actually

i cant explain

because i got nothing

AGAIN WHICH IS FRUSTRATING BECAUSE I LOVE DONGHAE

DHADJ:ASD

YOU AND SIWON ARE THE POWER COUPLE EVERYONE WISHES THEY COULD BE

yall do the most goals things ever

and end up posting it on insta like the aesthetic things you are

he’s the guy you call when you wanna go out and tour

and you guessed it

he’s the second person in super junior you work most with out of the group

can you imagine the power you two hold in dramas

sometimes you do cameos in his shows

sometimes its the other way around

YOU TWO ARE ACTUALLY THE ONLY ONES WITH FOOTAGE OF KISSING

honestly it was a make out but you know

donghae’s fine

Siwon and you travel a lot

in a small scale sense where you just go around on a food trip

or going on a short vacation to another country

dont tell the others tho

YOU DO CHARITIES TOGETHER

and its honestly the cutest thing ever like siwon and his charities ad;hkasd

you two have this meme where its just a compilation of you two lauging

cos yall get WEIRD when you laugh together

your laugh is weird in general

and super junior is weird in general

but you and siwon laughing is just weirder

Whenever you have to go somewhere where you think youre going to die because of the formality

you bring siwon along because he’s the most businessman looking out of everyone

plus he holds a rich man aura

because he is

so

haha

honestly he should just buy SM wtf

He is also the one you go to for advice

because sometimes crying with donghae isn’t really the way you want to go

he’s normally your outside opinion guy

when you normally have a course of action already in your head

but youre just not sure how to go

he gives solid points

and he’s quite firm with his answers

when you need him he doesn’t come as quick as leeteuk or donghae

but he’s the one who leaves last

because he’s just thorough like that

like if you have a mental break down

he’ll come when he can and make sure to make extra time for you

because he wants to both make it up to you and make sure you’re alright

also

i should add

that on top of being very aesthetic together with your black tie events and whatnot

yall make post memes of each other often on your own accounts SO MUCH

ELFs dig it

iconic really

ryeowook actually hates you

like

he hates you because you have such a beautiful voic

he hates that youre pretty

he hates that youre talented

HE HATES THE COMPETITION

but it is also what completes him

It adds to his purpose in life

To cruSh u

N remind u who is butter

yall bicker the most out of everyone

yall raise your voices at each other the most

you always attack each other

AND SOMETIMES KYUHYUN PITS YOU TWO TOGETHER AND

it’s too much to handle

but when you catch on that you’re being played

You and ryeowook teamup

AND KYUHYUN PAYS

EVERYONE THAT CROSSES YOU PAYS

BWHAHAHAHAAHHA

the sass is real when you’re together

THE AMOUNT OF SHADE you throw

makes both of your skin visibly darker to a point

he’s mostly the one to call you out when you and kangin are doing something dumb

or when you and donghae start getting cuddly

or when you just show your face to him

because yes he hates you

BUT

if he hears anyone say anything REMOTELY BAD ABOUT YOU

he wILL attacK

if he thinKS SOMEONE’s BEING TOO sarcASTIC

HE WILL CUT THEM

because only HE can be mean to you

which is why they actually think you’re dating

pipe the HECK down if you have something to say

and the feeling is mutual for you

if anyone says anything bad about ryeowook OR ANY OF YOUR BOYS

they’re dead

cold

but sometimes both of you hate super junior together

and theres a bunch of videos of you questioning why you’re both still here

when he’s not hating you though

he’s violently supporting you

VIOLENTLY

have you heard this man scream

HE SCREAMS HIGHER THAN ANY FEMALE FAN COULD

and LOUDER

if you’re doing something live

heS ONLY THERE TO SCREAM FOR YOU

then he’s out

him and yesung are on a roll when you get an award

and on your live performances

theres normally a cut scene to him in the crowd holding a big ass sign that says something mean

like I HOPE YOU TRIP in bold letters

but in fine print is continues IN SUCCESS AND GOOD HEALTH

cheeeeeeeeeezzzzyyyyyy

but that’s ryeowook for ya

Everyone's confused how you are able to be so violent and mean

But also so cheesily soft

Honestly u just weird

And so is ryeowook

when you need advice he fights you first

"How could you be so dumb to have a problem like that"

then,he'll tell you what to do

OR

If he can, he fights your problem

and then solves it for you that way

Thats how it is, violently soft hek

So serious

ANYWAY KYUHYUN ALSO HATES YOU 

DUH

but unlike ryeowook he sometimes actually make people end up wondering if youre dating

Cause ryeowook and u be mean but not so lovey dovey

But you and kyuhyun are mean and lovey dovey

Like

he makes sure you suffer

suffer in embarrassment in live television

and will do everything in his power to get you and ryeowook to stab each other

but if you squint hard enough

he acts hella whipped for you to be pretty damn honest

anyone with a brain can put together that he’s basically like a child

a child being mean to his crush because he doesn’t know what to do

EW FEELINGS

but yall know what

even though ya both be also killing each other

THE BALLADS YOU GUYS HAVE

I cannnnOt even

is OFF THE CHARTS TEAR JERKING

like

any drama that has been blessed with your vocals

----i meaaaan-----

your song can save any drama

becAUSE

and yall do a lot of live performances together

uhm did I mention you’re basically part of the sub-unit KRY

actuallY JK nvm, it’s you and kyuhyun alone actually

just you and him

hitting those notes like no other

AnD theN theRE was This incident

that you had to perform in on a live awardshow

BUT you Got INTO an aCCIDENT

but like a vocal accident

as in you lost your voice

YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED

kyuhyun covered for you duh

because  even if he wants you to suffer in public

he wants it to be by his hand

and not because you ended up getting sick suddenly

I do have to say he’s not very reliable tbh

for the sole reason he wishes to be the true maknae and to desTROY U

yes

that

and EW FEELINGs

“are you sure you hate her though” -literally everyone

“YES!” kyuhyun would answer without missing a beat

“seem like bull by ok”

THE MEMES YOU TWO HAVE AS WELL

THE MEMES

the there can only be one

i would’ve killed you if the lights were closed

excuse you, trash

i sarangHATE U Bitch

boi i cant wtf am i doin

and again

i cannot stress enough that kyuhyun wants your death by his hand

so if someone else comes for you

he’s going to attack that person more than they have you

whenever people ask him about you to, he gets all protective and scary

in summarry, he wants death but not really

yikes

heNRY IS THE WORST

he’s the only one who actually treats you like youre a child

wtf

like you two are the closest in age

the audacity

the nerve

i cant believe

he literally pulls the Oppa card

every

frikin

wHeRE

LISTEN BOI SHE BE GROWN

he literally holds your hand when you cross the street

he asks you if you’ve eaten

he coddles you, especially around others

he brings you juice on set if ever you appear on the same show

LieK

he’s so embarrassing

he be actin as if he’z ya dad

liIKEEE

get a grip

but as embarrassing as he is

he is also your best friend

and he talks fondly about you everywhere

literally never talks shit about you

unless its true tho lololo

and for real is probably literally in love with you

but is like “I’m her older brother tho so”

acts like an older brother 23/6

and the remaining time like a sweet and ExTreMely embarrassing boyfriend

will do anything for you to be honest

YOU TWO GO ABROAD TOGETHER A LOT AND ARE GOALS

if you and kyuhyun do lame things

YOU AND HENRY LIVE IT UP

yall do weird shit online too

and yall have done questionable things on variety

korean

chinese

wherever

which is why you’ve hosted a variety special before

IT WAS ICONIC

if you ever feel down

or sad

or angry

or frustrated

henry is the guy to call to be reminded of the brighter things

like THIS BOY IS ACTUAL SUNSHINE HELP

nothing is impossible or gloomy with henry

and yall thrive in all the crack-ish things you do together

yes

end

[versdan]

What Are You Waiting For? (Ben Hardy x Reader)

request:  hi!! could you write ben x reader where she is joe’s younger sister and ben acts strange around her because he is in love with her since always (because she is also an actress and she did a really famous tv show) and then one day she does something and ben says out loud “i think i want to marry you” please !! thx

A/N: omg bless ur soul for this request. I hope y’all like this! Sorry for any typos! requests are open !!!

Being an actress meant you were busy. Working on movies, doing interveiws, press back and forth consumed up your life. It was a bliss moment when you realize you have a week off after doing press from a month straight for your TV show that had just premiered and was a huge success.

You’re in your hotel room, reading a book you haven’t been able to read for a while when you get a phone call from your brother Joe. You pick up the phone

“hello?” 

“(Y/N)!” Joe said, basically screamed since there was some music playing in the background

“Hey Joey” you giggled “What’s up?” “Well, a little birdy had told me that you have a week off and what wouldn’t be better than to have you on set and spend time with you!” he said, excitedly 

You thought about it for a moment and you smiled “Okay sure, when can I come ov-” he cut you off immediately “Great! I’ll send you the address! Everyone is going to be so happy to see you especially a little someone” You can imagine him smirking when he finished the line

You laugh “yeah, yeah Joe, taunt me all you want about it. I’ll see you in a bit” 

“Okay, byeeeee!!” he said and he hung up

You sigh and put the phone down. Another thing about being an actress was having little time in you personal life. Your brother, Joe Mazzello, was also an incredible actor. Not only were you both each other’s biggest support systems, he also helped you get into acting and starting up. When you found out he got casted to be John Deacon for the new Queen biopic, you were insanely excited for him. He took you to meet the whole cast on the first day of shooting which was the Live Aid scene. You couldn’t help but catch the eye of a certain blonde during the scene. Ben Hardy.

You had always thought Ben was good looking and charming. It wasn’t odd when you two instantly clicked inbetween shooting the scenes, laughing about anything. All the other guys noticed the chemistry, especially Joe who gave you “the talk” about dating a guy and the birds and the bees to which you responded “Joe! You’re not my dad!” Ben had begun to develop a crush on you, even before he met you. He had seen the films you’ve been in and interviews, which only made him fall more for your sweet demeanor. It didn’t help when Joe talked about how incredible you were since it made the crush grow. Ben may or may not have fangirled internally (or fanboy-ed) when Joe said you were coming to view the guys do the Live Aid scene.

You got ready instantly once you received Joe’s text of the address. Walking out of your room, not before checking yourself in the mirror to make sure you looked good and then heading for the film set.

You arrived in 10 minutes to a building when you saw Joe outside waiting for you. He saw the cab pull up and smiled when you got out. “Joey!” You screamed rushing to hug him. He hugged you back tightly for a couple of seconds before pulling away. “Long time no see lil sis” he said as he ruffled your hair. You huffed and smacked his arm “you know I still hate that” “yeah yeah, come one let’s go inside”

You both walked inside to be greeted by Gwilym and Rami first. “(Y/N)!! It’s so good to see you!” Gwil said as he hugged you “likewise!” He pulled away so Rami could hug you “Darling, I missed you” he said as he hugged you. You laughed “I missed you too Rami, or should I say Freddie” he laughed as he pulled away. You looked behind Rami to see Ben standing there already staring at you. You smiled and walked over to him. “Hey” he said, just looking at you, up and down. “Hey” you said back, awkwardly and shyly under his gaze. “Come here” he said with open arms. You smiled, looking up at him and hugging him. Whenever you guys touched, it was like an electric shock went through your body and it was euphoric with a hint of butterflies coming to your stomach. You pulled away, faces close enough to feel his breath fanning yours. “JUST GET A ROOM ALREADY!” Joe yelled, making the other guys and crew around laugh. You snapped out of his gaze and turned around to flip Joe off

“Alright everyone! Places!” The director shouted as the boys went back into set but Ben stayed for a little bit. “Duty calls” he says smiling. “Go be a rockstar” you said, smiling back. He turned to walk away and got into his place for the scene.

Throughout filming, you couldn’t help but stare at Ben. His physic was something you adored but also his personality. Ben would catch you staring and every once in a while would shoot you a wink that would make you blush and look away.

You got up from your seat to walk around, seeing someone setting up the snack table. “Do you need any help?” You asked the assistant. He looked up at you, wide eyed and then snapped back “U-Uh yes that would be nice. Sorry I’m a huge fan” he stated. You giggled and smiled “awe thank you”. You helped him set out water bottles, plates and the food platters.

What you didn’t know was Ben was watching you the whole time. The director had called cut on the scene since one of the cameras had shut off, which would take a couple minutes to repair. While Ben watched you, he couldn’t help but realize how much he has fallen for you and didn’t think he could fall any further, but he did and is. Joe stood beside him, as he watched his sister help out with the table and conversing with the team. You laughed at one of their jokes and Ben sighed audibly that Joe heard. “You know I don’t know why you haven’t asked her out” Joe stated, still watching you but Ben tore his gaze away to look at Joe. “She probably doesn’t want someone like me or likes me” he said, looking back to you. You looked at Ben and smiled before going back to your conversation

“She actually does. I’m probably going to get killed for saying this but she likes you. A lot. Make your move now loverboy or someone else willllll” Joe said, dragging the ‘L’ and walking away. Ben looked at him with wide eyes, with this new information, he then looked back at you and smiled widely. He made his way over to you and said “Can I grab you for a minute?” You looked at him, nodding yes, saying excuse me to the group you were taking to

You walked out of the room into an empty hallway with Ben. “What’s up?” “I like you” he blurted out, staring at you. You stared at him with wide eyes and said “I like you too Ben” “No no I mean, I really like you. Almost like completely fallen in love with you. You’re just so caring and selfless which makes me fall for you more and you’re absolutely, positively stunning and-“ you cut him off but crashing your lips onto his, feeling the euphoria feeling you loved so much. He kissed back the with same amount of force, almost making you melt because of how good and right it felt.

You pulled away catching your breath. “God, I think I want to marry you” he said, opening his eyes and staring into your eyes as you held his face inbetween your hands. You smile widely and peck his lips. “Then what you waiting for?”

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Thurs 14 Feb pt 1

Ugh so much Simon Cowell and Sony garbage, worst Valentine ever, all the entertaining stuff is in part two but this will be fun stuff too when these fuckers are burning so here's the dirt...

Okay first of all I screwed up yesterday about the X Factor stuff but things move fast so if you just read this you'll be caught up hopefully, assuming I did better today, fingers crossed. It will be on this year. It seems the ITV contract is good for this year and after that is unknown, which is interesting since Popbitch today mentions that in just November Simon was saying that the show was contracted with ITV until 2022. Simon and the Sun (aka his mouthpiece/lapdog, no offense intended to innocent doggies) are saying that it will of course get picked up for another three years (and will go back to its regular format) but willllll it? According to Popbitch, the only reason they're letting it happen at all this year is that ITV can't get out of Simon's contract (hmm sounds familiar). Anyway, riding the publicity, Simon today busted out with the usual Sun exclusive announcing (or as one headline put it, threatening) that there will be two X Factors this year, a celebrity one and a past contestants one, both judged, and the 2018 judges, including Louis, are "being lined up for both shows" which sounds to me like a way of saying they aren't lined up at all but okay sure. Whatever's happening and however it's spun, you can't escape the real story which is that that show is dying and Simon's image is deeply intertwined with it so it ain't good for him.

On the topic of Simon going down, remember that Blind Gossip item from a while back about a "big label boss...about to find himself on the wrong end of a serious severance agreement" that we all hoped was about him? Well today Popbitch also ran a piece that could suggest that it was in fact about Jason Iley, head of Sony in the UK and Ireland, which is also potentially very interesting if true. Regardless of who the Blind Gossip but was about, they say he's gonna be out. I think many of us would be very interested to see what effect a major shakeup at Sony would have for Louis and I, for one, can imagine him making the fucking most of it. Time to start winning is right, if this guy and Simon go down 2019 will be a good year indeed.