#magnus octan

[mostspecialgirl]

recent relicverse doodles

[nazrigar]

Transformers All-sparks: Cybertronian Military

Introducing Cybertronian Military folk, from Triple Changers to the Chief Justiciary. Triple Changers were Senator Shockwave's greatest achievement prior to his fall from grace. Recruits were picked from candidates of the military with T-cogs that (hopefully) could withstand the modifications required to have TWO alt modes instead of one. Triple Changers are rare. VERY rare, as the process was dangerous.

But the results were considered worth it, because they ended up creating some VERY formidable warriors.

Meanwhile, in terms of special forces, we introduce the Cybertronian Wreckers, warriors meant to be the spearhead of dangerous operations of extreme risk. Those who live long are considered some of the most dangerous warriors of Cybertron.

All the while, all members of the Military, when they do wrong or unlawful acts, become under the purview of one the most powerful judicial institutions in Cybertron, the Cybertronian Military Tribune, headed by "The Great Magnus".

Springer: Brimming with confidence and sarcasm galore, Springer is essentially the perfect Wrecker, with the skills to back it up. He's the Cybertronian Man of Action, and don't you forget it!

Strika: A heavy weapons Transformers and one of the meanest and no-nonsense warriors out there. If she thinks you are sup bar she WILL say it outright and in your face about it. Meanwhile, as a living artillery platform, she's good at her job and knows it.

Kup: Ancient. Kup is OLD. He's rough around the edgest and a tad bit ornery, but he has a lot of wisdom beneath the facade. Technically not active duty, but not retired either, he's officially "in reserver", ready to be called up whenever Cybertron needs him.

Ultra Magnus: The current Magnus, weilder of the Magnus hammer, and highest member of the military's justice system, it is through him that makes sure justice is given fairly and firmly. A powerful man with a personal hobby of designing and researching various armors. He can belt out a speech about laws, but otherwise quite stiff in casual conversation.

The Hounds: "Big Dog" Hound is an old war veteran who's seen the best of the best Cybertron has to offer, and some of the worst. Has a big Engex belly, and a plethora of weapons on his station, and knows how to use each and everyone of 'em. Used to be crass and rough around the edges, but mellowed down considerable after the creation of his son. "Little Dog" Hound is someone, whom at first glance, shouldn't be part of the Cybertronian military, for he much prefers sightseeing the natural world and tinkering with Holograms than fighting. He joined because, deep down, he feels like it's his duty, as with every Hound before him, but he's glad he could serve his OWN way. After all, hologram study are relatively non violent.

Blitzwing: The first successful triple changer, and a beast on the battlefield. Also an unbelievably unpleasant person on a personal level, likely to mock a bot's suffering and struggles when they're not "military material" enough.

Octane: Another triple changer, and by all means doesn't actually want to be there, but he was caught for theft and it was either serving the military or time in prison. Despite his might as a triple changer, he's VERY reluctant to get into dangerous situations.

Impactor: The legendary leader of the Wreckers, no mission too bold, no mission too dangerous, and if you give him a mission, his tenacity and resolve means he WILL get it done, no matter the cost. Springer's boss.

[lightandspark]

Love Confessions be Like:

Perceptor to Brainstorm: Every day, the moment I met you, I found a new reason to keep trying, to keep exploring, to keep getting right back up… because that’s what I saw from you.

Drift to Ratchet: I started living when I first met you, before that, I was just surviving.

Prowl to Jazz: You are my light, that leads me home. The moment you are gone, I’m lost.

Ultra Magnus to Rodimus: My love for you is like fire, it burns more today than it did yesterday, but it will only grow tomorrow.

Mirage to Hound: I learned I can be and that deserve to be happy because of you, from the moment you laughed and smiled, I never realized how laughing could be so natural… I want to continue to be happy and share those moments with you.

Starscream to Windblade: I never wanted to be alone. I never wanted to be like this. What I want is you not to go… stay. Please. Stay.

Greenlight to Arcee: From every return, from every embrace, to the next battle, and then repeat… I don’t want you to go without hearing this, I love you, Arcee. My spark speaks to yours and yours alone.

Red Alert to Inferno: I know I can’t stop you for helping others. I know I can’t prevent you from your selfless ways. I wished you could be more selfish as me, because I want to keep you myself, to keep you safe until our sparks flickered out.

Soundwave to Blaster: Silence scares me. Not hearing your voice scares me. To not hear your footsteps, your laughter, you… please never make me start living in a world without you, because it scares me.

Octane to Sandstorm: I’m a lot of things, I’m everything that wouldn’t let me deserve you as my friend. I know this. I also know that I love you. I love you. I love you. I will continue to work hard to be worthy of the love you give me because you deserve more than a ‘I love you’.

Cyclonus to Tailgate:You saw something in me that I thought I lost years ago into an abyss of darkness. You helped me find that again and I promise, I will always find you in every abyss of darkness to save you.

Knockout to Breakdown: Beauty fade as we grow older… I disagree. You have only gotten more beautiful as time went on and at every moment I laid eyes on you.

Bumblebee: Damn… what are you guys waiting for, kiss already!

Sideswipe: Don’t be shy, be happy!

Bluestreak: Primus, they are doing it!

Smokescreen: They are really going for it.

Sunstreaker: Wow…

Whirl: Yeah~ gets some!

The bots and cons: AWWW.

The Wreckers, Aerialbots, Protectobots: *snickering nearby*

The Combaticons and seekers: OwO

MegaOp: *Megatron pretends to stretch and rest his arm on Optimus’s shoulder as Prime chuckled fondly*

[elfdragon12]

Sometimes I think about the complaint that Hasbro keeps "pandering" to diehard G1 fans.

How familiar are the people making this complaint with the G1 cartoon? Do they only know the first few episodes of the first season? Do they know that there's canonical cross-faction friendship in season 3 (Sandstorm and Octane)? Do they understand that there's a wide variety of stories and there are episodes that barely have any Autobot-Decepticon fighting at all?

What counts as pandering? Is it using the mainstay characters mainly from season 1? Is it revisiting the "Transformers land on Earth and continue the war" plot? Is it "anything I find vaguely reminiscent of G1" like the time I saw someone call the 2019 IDW run a G1 remake?

Are they ready to have stories without Optimus Prime or Megatron? Without Grimlock or Wheeljack? Without Arcee or Hot Rod/Rodimus Prime? No Starscream, no Ultra Magnus, No Elita-1, no Shockwave, no Ratchet, no Jazz, no Soundwave, no Ratchet, no Kup, no Constructicons or Combaticons or Aerialbots or Insecticons? I've personally tried asking folks on this site to make their own cast without the top 10 franchise G1 mainstays and multiple people just said they'd remake MTMTE which included 3 of the 10, 2 more of them in flashbacks (and also IDW1 is a G1 remake and most of the lead characters from that specific story show up in the G1 cartoon, even Swerve and Tailgate).

Do the people who claim Hasbro is constantly pandering read or watch anything that isn't mainstream or before 2007 or wasn't originally published in the US? Have they watched Beast Wars and Beast Machines? Have they watched Headmasters or Super-God Masterforce or Victory or Zone? Have they read the Marvel comics that goes way off from what the cartoon did? Some of the material is harder to find than others, but that nor its age doesn't make it worthless or mean that it should be ignored.

Do the folks able to buy the toys of characters who aren't from G1?

Do these fans know what they really want? Or is it meaningless malcontent as an excuse to never find anything acceptable enough?

Some thoughts.

[113-degrees-of-separation]

(Part 3) Bullets: A Last Stand of the Wreckers story.

Ironfist looked around Room 113, with its white walls and its featureless surfaces. Buried in the depths of Kimia, it couldn't have been more ordinary - far removed from the high-octane adventures of his beloved Wreckers, with their battles atop disintegrating star freighters and their skirmishes with The Anguished.

And yet as he took his seat in front of the Ethics Committee he knew that it was in nondescript rooms like this one that the important battles would be fought: heated discussions about pacts and treaties, sanctions and reparations. Forget vast armies of heavily-armed robots tearing into each other until the last one standing surrendered to his mortal wounds; the Autobot/Decepticon war would only reach its end when two robots sat opposite each other in a room like this one, forgot about the color of their badges, and started to talk.

"Thank you for your patience," said Xaaron from a table at the front of the room. Seated next to him were Animus and Trailbreaker, one each side. "Sometimes the Committee can reach a decision quickly, but on this occasion it was necessary to examine your submission from several angles. I will summarize the case before delivering the Committee's verdict."

Ironfist reached into his waist compartment and pulled out his trusty data slug; a black rectangle of metal stamped with a white Autobot symbol, he only needed it when nervous. As Xaaron began reading from prepared notes he flipped the slug between his fingers and took another look around. When the Ethics Committee had finished for the day, Room 113 would no doubt play host to another tableful of bureaucrats with glassy eyes and a thousand ways of apportioning blame.

The rush to convene committees was symptomatic of life after what had become known as the Surge. After a betrayal within the Autobot ranks, Megatron had acquired the access codes to all of the major Autobot outposts. Waves of Decepticons had attacked on multiple fronts, gripped by a terrifying desire to win. Prime, as always, had turned the tide, but the Autobot army that was left to pick up the pieces was decidedly ill-at- ease with itself. Now, every sullen soldier was a potential turncoat; anyone who raised their voice was a another one to watch; you'd loiter in a doorway to avoid a ranting comrade-in-arms before quietly passing on their name to Someone Higher Up. Plagued by mutual mistrust and desperate for ideological certainty, for fixity of purpose, the Autobots looked to those in charge to lay down some ground rules. And if that meant extra scrutiny, extra checks and balances, so be it.

Ironfist refocused as Xaaron held up a bullet.

"Your testimony, Ironfist, was crucial in helping the Committee decide whether to sanction the use of these 'cerebro-sensitive bullets' in general combat situations."

Ironfist was tired of the sterile language, the qualifiers and caveats. Everything was carefully considered these days: tactical decisions were made only after month-long strategy meetings, while official pronouncements were equivocal and gently shaded, lest they be undermined by unforeseen events. The more he thought about it, the more he realized that the hunger for accountability had begun before the Surge. It had begun, in fact, the moment it stopped raining on Babu Yar. There was horror at what Gideon's Decepticons had done to Flame's Autobots, but after the horror came the questions: just what was it that had fallen from that bright, cloudless sky and all but eaten the Autobots below? A few days later an anonymous informant had alerted High Command to the similarities between 'Gideon's Glue', the nickname given to this ravenous chemical weapon, and a hyper-toxic vesicant allegedly being developed on Kimia. Prowl had ordered an inquiry and all of Kimia's weapons engineers, from Brainstorm down, had given evidence before a panel appointed by Chief Justice Tyrest himself. A panel, chaired by Ultra Magnus, that had sat in this very room.

To Ironfist, who - like everyone else - had denied playing any part in the creation of the vesicant, the Magnus Inquiry had felt like a trial. Skyfall had been a tremendous source of strength; a confidant and a trusted advisor, his best friend had sensed the depths of his anguish and arranged for him to be ferried away from Kimia so that he could start a new life elsewhere. In the end that hadn't been necessary: Magnus ruled that it was impossible to establish a definite link between the massacre on Babu Yar and any chemical weapons developed on Kimia. But the seeds of suspicion had been planted, and the Ethics Committee was just one of several ways of keeping tabs on Brainstorm and the rest of them.

Xaaron continued: "The Committee understands that, when fired, these bullets exhibit something you describe as 'cranial bias.' They abandon their natural trajectory in favour of the nearest… well, the nearest head."

"Yes," said Ironfist, sensing that he was expected to elaborate. "Each bullet has a simple onboard computer which is activated when the bullet is fired. The computer immediately locks on to its target's neural processor."

"Tell me, Ironfist," said Trailbreaker, picking up the bullet and guiding it in slow motion towards his own head. "Are you proud of what you've done?"

Ironfist dropped his data slug. "I'm sorry?"

"Most weapons can be used to wound. To disarm. To neutralize a threat. Your weapon kills. Every time. And I wondered whether, in your world, that counted as a success."

"Trailbreaker's question will be struck from the record," said Xaaron.

"The moral issues raised by the existence of these bullets are for the Committee to consider, not you." He raised a hand to silence Trailbreaker's objection. "And the Committee has reached a decision. Ironfist, please stand.

"This Committee is charged with upholding Section 19 of the Autobot Code, and to that end we have considered whether to sanction the use of this ammunition. We have decided that to use cerebro-sensitive bullets against enemy combatants would in all but the most exceptional cases constitute a war crime. The manufacture of these bullets is henceforth banned under Protocol III of the Non-Conventional Weapons Act. You have 36 hours to surrender the bullets and any specially adapted firing mechanism." Xaaron and the others walked out, leaving Ironfist standing and staring into space.

"Hey."

He jumped as he felt a hand on his shoulder and turned to see Skyfall holding up his hands apologetically.

"Relax, buddy, it's me. How'd it go?"

"Protocol III." "Aw, no. I'm sorry. Who was chairing? Xaaron? Well, that explains it. The guy lost his bearings decades ago. He's older than most mineral deposits."

Skyfall detected a smile behind Ironfist's faceplate. "See, that's where you're better than me, Fiz. If I'd just been humiliated by a bunch of pacifists - if I'd just seen months of work go up in smoke - I'd be mad as hell."

Ironfist shrugged, stepped into the corridor and closed the door behind them.

"Room 113, of all places," said Skyfall. "I still get flashbacks to the Inquiry. Sitting there in front of Magnus, listening to Nightbeat talk about scar patterns and droplet craters."

"Let's not go there."

"No, you're right. I know I had it bad, but it was nothing compared to the grilling they gave you. I'd have buckled. After the third day of questioning, I'd have buckled." Skyfall steered Ironfist towards The Exit Rooms, a warren of recharge booths next to the shuttle bays and the one place where Kimia's staff could take a break from their duties and ingest energon or engex. "But you, my friend, are made of sterner stuff. The strong and silent type… A little bit Impactor-esque, if you don't mind me saying so."

"Stop it," grinned Ironfist, struggling to contain a spark surge.

"Uh-oh, here comes Perceptor's brainier spark brother," said Skyfall.

"Hi, Brainstorm. Don't tell me - Room 113?"

Kimia's foremost weapons engineer lifted up a slim case that was handcuffed to his wrist. "How'd you guess?"

Brainstorm was a legend among Kimia's engineering community, mainly because his weapons were so horrendously over the top. More often than not, whatever exotic gun Ironfist or Crosshairs or Tripwire unveiled,

Brainstorm had not only developed a more extreme version but had seen it rejected by a scandalized Ethics Committee who had found the weapon so morally reprehensible that to even contemplate its use in all but the most extreme combat situations (such as the imminent destruction of Cybertron) was utterly unconscionable. Brainstorm rather gleefully referred to these weapons as the Unmentionables.

"What's in the case?" asked Skyfall.

Brainstorm leaned forward conspiratorially. "I call it an MCP. Malevolent Counterintuitive Pathogen. It's based on the Uncertainty Principle. When you open this case you'll find whatever you least expect. And then it'll kill you."

"Very funny," said Ironfist. "You are joking, right?"

Skyfall tugged his arm. "Come on, Fiz. Exit Rooms."

"I'm going to need that cerebro-gun back, Brainstorm," Ironfist called out as he was dragged away. "Don't worry about giving it the once over."

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[istherewifiinhell]

okay and HERE are my sandstorm pretty boy images

[ID: Images of the Autobot Sandstorm, whose in two tones of orange, with black limb and a white face, hes got the tail rotor of his helicopter alt on his back above his head.

1. Sitting on ground looking slightly up. 2. Low angle, arms crossed in a doorway. 3. Eyes wide with concern as he pilots a ship and uses a hand radio. 4. Standing next to the taller Ultra Magnus, whose looking down and to the side at him. END]

bonus: ummmm?

[ID: The decepticon Octane, purple and white, with silver wings, in the pilot seat of Sandstorms helicopter mode cockpit, hand on the stiring wheel, one fist clenched. END]

"Ahaha, eat my dust!" -"Uhh thats my dust" okayyyy fellas.

[nielsthecat]

things my dad thinks would be a beautiful name for a baby girl: Abominus, Acid Storm, Air Raid, Arcana, Blades, Blast, Blaster, Bluestreak, Blurr, Bombshell, Bonecrusher, Brainstorm, Brawl, Brawn, Buzzsaw, Cerebros, Chase, Chasm, Cloudburst, Cloudraker, Computron, Cosmos, Crosshairs, Cutthroat, Cyclonus, Deceptitran, Devastator, Devcon, Dion, Divebomb, Drag Strip, Dropkick, Firebolt, Fireflight, Fracas, Frenzy, Full-Tilt, Gears, Gladiaron, Grapple, Groove, Guardian Prime, Halonix Maximus, Hardhead, Haywire, Head Guard, Headstrong, Highbrow, Hoist, Hun-Gurr, Inferno, Ion Storm, Jazz, Jetfire, Lightspeed, Long Haul, Mirage, Monzo, Nacelle, Nova Storm, Octane, Omega Supreme, Onslaught, Overkill, Peacemaker, Perceptor, Playback, Pointblank, Pounce, Powerglide, Prowl, Punch, Ratchet, Ravage, Razorclaw, Red Alert, Rewind, Rippersnapper, Rollbar, Roller, Rumble, Runabout, Runamuck, Salvo, Sandstorm, Scamper, Scattershot, Scavenger, Scourge, Scrapper, Sentinel, Sentinel Prime, Shockwave, Shrapnel, Sideswipe, Silverbolt, Six-Gun, Sixshot, Skullcruncher, Skydive, Skyfire, Slammer, Slingshot, Slugfest, Snapdragon, Snarl, Springer, Starscream, Steeljaw, Strafe, Streetwise, Sunstorm, Sunstreaker, Superion, Sureshot, Thrust, Thundercracker, Triggerhappy, Trypticon, Ultra Magnus, Vortex, Warpath, Warrior, Watchdog, Wildrider, Windcharger, Wingspan, Zeta Prime

[ao3feed-skystar]

Getting Along

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/tcEwpUL by Magenta_Prime Rodimus Prime and Cyclonus never wanted to be leaders. Only one of them actively wanted the war to end. Neither had even considered a relationship with someone of the opposing faction. Now they have all three. How will they keep the peace, successfully govern a planet, and figure out what, if anything, they mean to each other while keeping their bond a secret? Words: 3451, Chapters: 1/36, Language: English Series: Part 4 of Caution to the Wind Fandoms: Transformers Generation One, Transformers - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M, Multi Characters: Rodimus | Rodimus Prime, Cyclonus (Transformers), Soundwave (Transformers), Ultra Magnus (Transformers), Moonracer (Transformers), Arcee (Transformers), Springer (Transformers), Sweeps (Transformers), Firestar (Transformers), Chromia (Transformers), Dinobots (Transformers), Blitzwing (Transformers), Sandstorm (Transformers), Octane (Transformers), First Aid (Transformers), Dead End (Transformers), Blot (Transformers), Tracks (Transformers), Optimus Prime, Elita One (Transformers), Daniel Witwicky, Carly Witwicky, Streetwise (Transformers), Grapple (Transformers), Hook (Transformers), Dirge (Transformers), Scrapper (Transformers), Swindle (Transformers), Ramjet (Transformers), Thrust (Transformers), Ynara of Odessix (Transformers) Relationships: Rodimus Prime/Cyclonus, Jetfire | Skyfire/Starscream (Transformers) read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/tcEwpUL

[liaswritesrobots]

All 64 spots have been filled!

Dinobot/Tarantulas (bw)

Dinobot/Terrorsaur (bw)

Break/Coloda (bwneo)

Break/Stampy (bwneo)

Apache/Lio Convoy (bw2)

Mantis/ Drill Nuts (bw2)

Bigmos/Tonbot (bw2)

Starscream/BB (bw2)

Thrust/Dirge (bw2)

Ultra Magnus/Side Burn (rid2001)

Ironhide/Mirage (rid2001)

Metalhawk/Phoenix/Diver/Lander (sgmf)

Stampy/Rage (bwneo)

Blackarachnia/Airazor (bw/wfc)

Starscream/Octane (g1)

Cyclonus/Ultra Magnus (g1)

Wingwaver/Blacker (tfv)

Leozack/Deathcobra (tfv)

Leozack/Hellbat (tfv)

Leozack/Guyhawk (tfv)

Dash/Tacker (tfv)

Hightower/Grimlock/Heavyload (rid2001)

Scourge/Mega-Octane (rid2001)

Megatron/Dead End (Cyberverse)

Tarantulas/Waspinator (bw)

Tarantulas/Quickstrike (bw)

Blitzwing/Eject (G1)

Holi/Clipper/Lyzack (tfv)

Waspinator/Blackarachnia (bw)

Black Shadow/Blue Bacchus (tfv)

God Ginrai/Metalhawk (sgmf)

Megatron/Rumble (g1)

Santon/Skywarp (bw2)

Lyzack/Esmeral (tfv)

Side Burn/Hot Rod (dw)

Stampy/Colada (bwneo)

Big Convy/Longrack/Mach Kick (bwneo)

Optimus Prime/Jetfire (Armada)

Deathcobra/Guyhawk (tfv)

Quickstrike/Silverbolt (bw)

Esmeral/Lyzack (tfv)

Demolisher/Cyclonous (armada)

Megatron/Sideways (armada)

Optimus Prime/Scavenger (armada)

Thundercracker/Snowcat (energon)

Mach/Tackle (tfv)

Wing/Waver (tfv)

Hound/Prowl (g1)

Wheeljack/Hotshot (armada)

Sideways/Thrust (armada)

Blurr/Hot Rod (g1)

Scavenger/Starscream (armada)

Soundwave/Sideways (cybertron)

Starscream/Red Alert (g1)

Magmatron/Guiledart (bwneo)

Guliedart/Archadis (bwneo)

Sling/Saberback (bwmeo)

Scylla/Big Horn (bw2)

Smokescreen/Devcon (g1)

Hot Shot/Blurr (armada)

Soundblaster/Sixshot (headmasters)

Star Saber/Greatshot (tfv)

Star Saber/Victory Leo (tfv)

Rhinox/Dinobot (bw)

[olberic]

btw g1 s3 IS fun no matter what the haters say. rodimus is like a fresh 20 year old accidentally promoted to a manager position and ultra magnus is his coworker thats been there for decades and theyre best friends. springer and arcee fill a roll that gives their episodes a certain 80s high school movie je ne sais quoi. galvatron goes so off the deep end that his guys put him in therapy. cyclonus and ultra magnus have a situationship. soundwave got demoted and blaster got promoted. the decepticon leadership is like 1 year old which makes no difference at all to the story. both sides are lead by people chosen by gods. theres an episode about grimlock being smarter than the guy who made the gods. the quintessons are there. perceptor functionally does drag. the junkions’ audio is nearly impossible to understand. they turn some of the bots into humans in a crossover episode with gi joe. scourge and the sweeps have bright pink nails. octane’s whole deal. skylynx’s design. starscream is there

[rockzone]

Marvel - Double Decade

Release Date: 24 Feb 2023

After releasing their 9th studio album ”Graces Came with Malice” in April 2022, followed by organizing their own two day festival ”Märvelfest” and heading on a tour in Spain, the Swedish power trio Märvel continues the celebration of their 20 year anniversary by releasing the double vinyl compilation ”Double Decade”.

Packed with Märvel’s patented take on high-octane and super catchy rock’n’roll, the double vinyl is a newly retrospective mastered by Magnus Lindberg.

Märvel was formed in 2002 when John Steen (The King), Ulrik Bostedt (Speedo) and Tony Samuelsson (The Vicar) spent a high school exchange year in Colorado, USA. Ditching classes, drinking beer and playing rock n roll in the garage gave the world “Marvellous”, their first EP. The band got airtime on several college radio stations before they left the USA and returned to Sweden with lousy grades, but high spirits.

Over the intervening years the band has honed their skills and image by playing live and recording albums. Constant touring and airplay has helped the band to build a very loyal fanbase in Europe.

Märvel have been through several changes, including abandoning their earlier superhero gimmick in favour of their current more iconic personas, The King, The Vicar and Speedo.

The new double album ”Double Decade” will crown the celebration of the 20th anniversary. The compilation includes two brand new songs, remastered versions of their greatest hits, and previously impossible to get B-sides and rare tracks.

[mostspecialgirl]

more ninestrike doodles but mostly just bain this time

[metalshockfinland]

MÄRVEL to Release "Double Decade" Vinyl Compilation; New Single 'Catch 22' Out Now

As part of their 20th anniversary celebrations, Swedish power trio MÄRVEL will release the double vinyl compilation “Double Decade” in the beginning of 2023. Packed with Märvel’s patented take on high-octane and super catchy rock’n’roll, the double vinyl contains Märvel‘s greatest hits, previously impossible to get B-sides, and rare tracks, all newly mastered by Magnus Lindberg (The Hellacopters,…

[lightandspark]

Relationships Headcanon in the Ark & Nemesis

- Ratchet, Velocity, First Aid, and Minerva bitch about everybody after a long day. They have a group chat called Tired Medics

-Bumblebee, Rodimus, and Windblade act like siblings.

- Jazz and Blaster are best friends and they have a very strong friendship, very supportive of each other’s relationships with Prowl and Soundwave respectively… despite sometimes worrying about each other’s happiness.

- Bumblebee, Jazz, Blaster, Blurr, and Mirage are also hang out a lot as their jobs connect together and they are often giggling together.

- Rodimus, Springer, Blurr, and Arcee are conjoined together and have their own little friend group.

- Perceptor, Nautica, Brainstorm, Wheeljack, Greenlight, Lancer, and Skyfire are a chaotic bunch and you should run if they are in the lab together… especially when it’s Brainstorm and Wheeljack.

- Ratchet and Wheeljack are amiable exes who raised Dino bots together.

- Blaster, Windblade, Bumblebee, Sandstorm, Blurr, Cosmos, and Lightbright sigh over the fact that the love of their lives are the enemies… Soundwave, Starscream, Blitzwing, Octane, Swindle, Blast Off, and Sparkstalker think of them often.

- Same group of cons are glaring daggers at Breakdown and Knockout whenever the couple are canoodling.

- Cyclonus and Thundercracker bailed and are living their life with Tailgate and Marissa. Misfire and The Scavengers bailed too and Misfire canoodles with Swerve.

-The triple changers from both sides go drinking together.

- Don’t let Tracks, Powerglide, Blurr, Sunstreaker, Slingshot, and Mirage work together at Once… nothing can be achieved.

- Drift and Ratchet, Prowl and Jazz, Soundwave and Blaster, Hound and Mirage, Breakdown and Knockout, BW Silverbolt and Blackarachnia, Tracks and Raoul, Starscream and Windblade, Blitzwing and Bumblebee, Swindle and Blurr, Arcee and Greenlight, Dinobot and Optimus Primal, AND SHOCKINGLY Ultra Magnus and Rodimus are all the “PLEASE GET A ROOM” Couple.

- “Shameless but Cute” couples are Blast Off and Cosmos, Sparkstalker and Lightbright, Dust Up and Jumpstream, Powerglide and Astoria, Cyclonus and Tailgate, Road Rage and Náutica, Roadhandler and Cecelia, Skids and Charlene, Seaspray and Alana, Crankcase and Cons4Eva, Misfire and Swerve, Thundercracker and Marissa, Afterburner and Lightspeed, Octane and Sandstorm, and Tigatron and Airazor.

- First Aid has feelings for Springer and gets all flustered when he is around while Firestar stumbles and crushes hard on Velocity. Slingshot yearns for Silverbolt while there is a love triangle between Red Alert, Inferno, and Smokescreen as the two long for Inferno but Inferno loves Red Alert.

- Couples that are mostly “on the downlow and fuck like rabbits behind close doors” are BW Megatron and BW Inferno, Megaempress and Flowspade, Loudpedal and Exhaust, Perceptor and Brainstorm (but it seems mostly one sided… or is it?)

- Need “love advice”? Ask the sexiest not there is… KUP.

-Seaspray, Beachcomber, Hound, and Skids talk nature together and they with Alana and Charlene go on nature expeditions. Mirage would come but he doesn’t like getting dirty.

- Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, and Bluestreak are a chaotic bunch and are up to any antics.

- Swindle and Smokescreen drunkly gambled together… once… no one knew what happened that night afterward.

- Onslaught is just tired, Vortex and Brawl share a brain cell but Blast Off holds it in tight custody.

- Grimlock enjoys spending time with the Scavengers and could be seen napping together.

- Prowl and Jazz spar a lot together. Jazz being the better fighter as Prowl can’t help but feel… drawn to it. His conjunx finds it adorable.

-Ratchet and Drift are conjunx and they practically had a los Vegas wedding, Ratchet finds it amusing and cute that Drift laments on giving him the ‘proper’ wedding,

- Rewind has bad taste in men.

- Mirage and Sunstreaker don’t like each other.

- Mirage likes to get dirty… with Hound. Poor Cliffjumper walks in on them a lot.

- Ratchet does the same with Rodimus and Ultra Magnus, Blaster with Jazz and Prowl, and Wheeljack with Ratchet and Drift. The Stunticons with Knocoout and Breakdown. Nautica HEARD Perceptor and Brainstorm but that’s it.

- Bumblebee and Windblade once asks Optimus about dating the enemy (regarding about Blitzwing and Starscream) and Optimus sighs thinks of Megatron.

- Ironhide would fuck Optimus in a heart beat. Chromia would gladly sleep with Elita One.

- Thunderclash has a crush on Rodimus but it’s one sided… my poor man.

- Rodimus thinks it’s a bit funny, adorable, and amusing Springer’s sheer obliviousness but tells him to keep his eyes out for potential lovers… you’d be surprise who you might fall in love. *nudges First Aid*.

-Fort Max and Cerebros comfort Red Alert and try to figure put how to help him woo Inferno.

- Mirage has an amusing relationship with Sideswipe… a good one though.

- Arcee and Lancer don’t get along. Greenlight is sighing heavily in the back as her conjunx and ex glare daggers at each other.

- Hardhead, Brainstorm, and Highbrow are estranged and talk trash about each other behind each other’s backs.

- Tracks, Road Rage, Loud Pedal, and Needlenose talk trash about each other too while Raoul and Nautica stare nervously at Exhaust and Horri Bull as they glance suspiciously at each other.

- Raoul, Astoria, Marissa, Cecelia, and Charlene are all beside Alana and Cons4Eva and sighing heavily at the chaos.

[dustbunny105]

Dude, you’re just making him angrier.

[roadimusprime]

I think Ultra Magnus is enjoying this to much.