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Here's a new talking point from Trump.
#trump poop#trump#donald trump#maga#full of#gif#gifs#art#derp face#meme#maga face#president trump#dump
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this is the iconic dinosaur horror jurassic park wishes it was
#so there's this person on twitter who is like an infamous drama starter and got a whole forum shut down once#and they wrote this (different) book that's one of the greatest so bad it's good things i've ever read#a few great things that happen in that:#characters get in a car crash and flee on foot. later it's casually mentioned one character had both her legs amputated 'due to fractures'#the character pretending to be american by wearing maga hats that have spy gear built into them#the spy gear in question is an alarm that blares if someone lies in their vicinity#'stuff protocol ' said the queen. 'i'm getting hammered tonight'#the chapter where the prime minister is trying to watch the news so she keeps wandering into bars and tv shops and getting kicked out#the dragon that's casually described as 'about the size of 1000 elephants'#the dragon that's a 'dog dragon hybrid with a chihuahua body and a giant dragon head'#the dragon that's owner punched it in the face and only lets people approach if they 'do the iconic royal wave'#the characters being described as 'the short one' 'the guy with the beard' etc#but there being a lengthy detailed description of the characters in harry potter#'apparently a dragon had burnt essex to cinders in a matter of minutes'#anyways i found out they also wrote (a political parody of indiana jones???) for this book of kids short stories years ago#and you know. we needed to know#so it took me like 4 months to track this precious lost media down#which was very worth it because it turns out it's full of many other iconic gems like CELLAR HELL by Elizabeth Elgie (12)
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#elon musk#fuck musk#christofascists#cyberpunk dystopia#2024 just keeps giving us these things#rebecca solnit#us politics#far right slap fight 2024#musk vs maga: either way they still suck#leopards eating people's faces party
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Gonna make a controversial statement—people on this webbed site had more compassion for the poor white rural Trump supporters than they do for Jews
#let me be clear: I am sympathetic to some of the historical issues faced by people in Appalachia#and having grown up in a red rural country am aware with the issues of poverty and lack of access#and nor do I believe your politics should lead to harm or lack of medical and social services#but also they are 100% willing to fuck the rest of us over and I frankly am not here for being held hostage as a nation by that shit#meanwhile a Jew will talk about antisemitism and people will be like… (((Zionist)))#and we aren’t even getting into if you are Israeli#or even have the lease complicated opinion on medinat yisrael#judenhass#antisemitism#fuck maga
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Lewisville,Texas closes five schools because they’re not planning on getting any Federal aid since Trump promised to close the Department of Education. The residents of Lewisville are furious their schools are closing. FYI Lewisville is in Denton County (north Dallas suburbs) voted overwhelmingly for Trump in the recent election.
Lewisville voters F—ked Around & Found Out. The dumb asses still can’t grasp the fact that they brought this on themselves. They had no idea what the consequences of closing the Deptartment of Education would be. Trump said he was going to defund education and their MAGAt pea brains had no idea they would be hurt by it. They voted for the Leopards That Bite Faces Off Party and now they’ve had their faces bitten off but somehow it’s not their fault. It must certainly be the fault of liberals…God Emperor Trump would never hurt his own people… would he?
5 minute YouTube video.
#dark brandon#5 minute YouTube video#Trump wants to defund education#Lewisville#Tex-ass#leopards that bite faces off party#FAFO#Republicans want to end the Department of Education#you voted to close your own neighborhood schools you filthy MAGAts#republican assholes#maga morons#maga cultists#trump sycophants#traitor trump#resist#crooked donald#republican family values#republican hypocrisy#Youtube
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#Cancun Cruz#f—k Ted Cruz#Raphael Eduardo Cruz#zodiac killer#republican assholes#maga morons#Trump sycophant#boot licker#douche nozzle#face in need of a hand#Texas coward#dominionist#Koch puppet#Peter Thiel puppet#Harlan Crow puppet#nra stooge#heritage foundation asshole#republican hypocrisy#corporate greed
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Aww
#politics#elon musk#vivek ramaswamy#h 1b visa#india#laura loomer#donald trump#crazy republicans#tech#tech bros#republicans#democrats#immigration#immigrants#illegal immigration#maga#maga 2024#maga morons#maga cult#trump#trump administration#trump 2024#gop#fafo#leopards ate my face#leopards eating people's faces party#black lives matter#republican lies
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the blue fascists now crying "Chinese spies!!!" alongside "Russian psyops!!!" because they somehow think that adding more racism to the mix will make their racism lessen somehow sure is something.
#genocide apologism#white supremacy#racism#vote blue no matter who#free blocklist#genocide joe biden#blue maga#blue fascism#blue fashism#butcher biden#the leopards eating peoples faces party#sinomisia#sinophobia
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Notice how all this foolishness is falling apart now?
Deep State, The Swamp etc...
Brazenly stolen from The Serfs!
#us politics#maga morons#maga cult#andrew tate#tucker carlson#alex jones#elongated muskrat#elon musk#leopards ate my face#deep state
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Who’s home tonight ?
#fuck my#fuck my wife mmf#fuck my hole#fuck my life#fuck my face#fuck my wet pussy#fuck you#fine as fuck#fuck maga#fuck russia
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"Sigh , as long as white people are around we’ll never be alone"
"Their refusal to just leave us alone is violent."
"We are the oxygen they need to survive."😅😅😅
"Our entire community need to file a restraining order."
#black people#blacklivesmatter#black lives matter#white people#white people be like#they stay obsessed#political#politics#tiktok#black face#black phishing#dear white people#elections#presidential election#us elections#election 2024#kamala harris#donald trump#weird maga#weird#maga cult#maga 2024#trump#trump administration#maga morons#maga#weirdos
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Maga Ripper by Leco Moura
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A Face In The Crowd
“They’re mine! I own them! They think like I do, but they are even more stupid than I am, so I gotta think for them.”
Basically this is Andy Griffith playing a role model for the rise of Trump but honestly even this fraud is more authentic than Trump is.
Nobody is as phony as Trump, but the dynamic is similar. A sociopath con man with the gift of charisma and being a quick liar makes his way up to the very top. 
This trailer doesn’t begin to do the movie justice.
#vote blue#traitor trump#fuck trump#crooked donald#maga morons#republican assholes#trump is a threat to democracy#election 2024#maga congress#elia kazan#andy griffith#a face in the crowd#Youtube
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Homonationalism will not save you. You cannot fucking threaten Queer people with being put in concentration camps unless we vote for your favorite genocidaire and call yourself an ally to anyone except white supremacy and genocide.
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Do not fucking vote for the man literally comitting genocide right now and then pretend you're doing it because you care about Queer people. You are literally just a white supremacist who only cares about yourself and other privileged white Americans.
If you vote for the man literally comitting genocide right fucking now, you are a fucking fascist pig, and no excuses will save you from this truth.
If you're willing to stand behind the US Govermnent's fascism when it's targeting people who aren't American, you are literally dooming any fucking hope of liberation for anyone. You cannot fucking support genocide and wash your hands of the consequences.
#described images#genocide apologism#white supremacy#racism#vote blue no matter who#free blocklist#genocide joe biden#blue maga#blue fascism#blue fashism#butcher biden#the leopards eating peoples faces party#Free Palestine#homonationalism#protest art#described art#pride#LGBT#MOGAI#Queer#blue fascists#blaga
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The 4 Nations Face-off is not going to be a friendly international tournament.
Tomorrow starts a new regime.
The 4 Nations Face-off will be the first international tournament under Trump.
I need Canada to realize they aren't just playing for fun.
You have represented your 🇨🇦 before, but not when there's a looming trade war. Not when the incoming President "jokes" about making your sovereign country into our 51st state.
If you lose to the US, Trump will use that against you. You cannot lose to the US.
You must dominate & humiliate the US in front of the world of hockey.
I bet Trump laments the unfairness of Russia being excluded while pushing forth American dominance.
Any other time, I'd jump on that rivalry, but this is not normal.
These "trivial" things take on a greater meaning under a fascist. And Trump views himself as the United States, so you need to butt-fuck our team if you want to trigger that narcissist.
So, wake up, lads.
You are carrying something different. You're truly setting the tone for how Trump talks about Canada & Canadians.
You cannot lose.
#ask auntie#ask me anything#black girl magic#nhl#nhl players#hockey#canada#united states#4 nations face off#connor mcdavid#nathan mackinnon#sidney crosby#fuck trump#trump#maga#politics
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