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chuckhistory · 4 months ago
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Here's a new talking point from Trump.
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sparrowlucero · 4 months ago
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this is the iconic dinosaur horror jurassic park wishes it was
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#so there's this person on twitter who is like an infamous drama starter and got a whole forum shut down once#and they wrote this (different) book that's one of the greatest so bad it's good things i've ever read#a few great things that happen in that:#characters get in a car crash and flee on foot. later it's casually mentioned one character had both her legs amputated 'due to fractures'#the character pretending to be american by wearing maga hats that have spy gear built into them#the spy gear in question is an alarm that blares if someone lies in their vicinity#'stuff protocol ' said the queen. 'i'm getting hammered tonight'#the chapter where the prime minister is trying to watch the news so she keeps wandering into bars and tv shops and getting kicked out#the dragon that's casually described as 'about the size of 1000 elephants'#the dragon that's a 'dog dragon hybrid with a chihuahua body and a giant dragon head'#the dragon that's owner punched it in the face and only lets people approach if they 'do the iconic royal wave'#the characters being described as 'the short one' 'the guy with the beard' etc#but there being a lengthy detailed description of the characters in harry potter#'apparently a dragon had burnt essex to cinders in a matter of minutes'#anyways i found out they also wrote (a political parody of indiana jones???) for this book of kids short stories years ago#and you know. we needed to know#so it took me like 4 months to track this precious lost media down#which was very worth it because it turns out it's full of many other iconic gems like CELLAR HELL by Elizabeth Elgie (12)
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victusinveritas · 25 days ago
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sopranoentravesti · 9 months ago
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Gonna make a controversial statement—people on this webbed site had more compassion for the poor white rural Trump supporters than they do for Jews
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republicansaretheproblem · 1 month ago
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Lewisville,Texas closes five schools because they’re not planning on getting any Federal aid since Trump promised to close the Department of Education. The residents of Lewisville are furious their schools are closing. FYI Lewisville is in Denton County (north Dallas suburbs) voted overwhelmingly for Trump in the recent election.
Lewisville voters F—ked Around & Found Out. The dumb asses still can’t grasp the fact that they brought this on themselves. They had no idea what the consequences of closing the Deptartment of Education would be. Trump said he was going to defund education and their MAGAt pea brains had no idea they would be hurt by it. They voted for the Leopards That Bite Faces Off Party and now they’ve had their faces bitten off but somehow it’s not their fault. It must certainly be the fault of liberals…God Emperor Trump would never hurt his own people… would he?
5 minute YouTube video.
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thashining · 25 days ago
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Aww
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rjalker · 6 months ago
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the blue fascists now crying "Chinese spies!!!" alongside "Russian psyops!!!" because they somehow think that adding more racism to the mix will make their racism lessen somehow sure is something.
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Notice how all this foolishness is falling apart now?
Deep State, The Swamp etc...
Brazenly stolen from The Serfs!
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differentdeernightmare · 2 months ago
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Who’s home tonight ?
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afriblaq · 29 days ago
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2024
"Sigh , as long as white people are around we’ll never be alone"
"Their refusal to just leave us alone is violent."
"We are the oxygen they need to survive."😅😅😅
"Our entire community need to file a restraining order."
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eyesforgrace · 1 year ago
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Maga Ripper by Leco Moura
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blasphemister · 4 months ago
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A Face In The Crowd
“They’re mine! I own them! They think like I do, but they are even more stupid than I am, so I gotta think for them.”
Basically this is Andy Griffith playing a role model for the rise of Trump but honestly even this fraud is more authentic than Trump is.
Nobody is as phony as Trump, but the dynamic is similar. A sociopath con man with the gift of charisma and being a quick liar makes his way up to the very top. 
This trailer doesn’t begin to do the movie justice.
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describe-things · 7 months ago
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Homonationalism will not save you. You cannot fucking threaten Queer people with being put in concentration camps unless we vote for your favorite genocidaire and call yourself an ally to anyone except white supremacy and genocide.
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[ID: The progress pride flag, with white outlines overlaying it showing the sillowet of a leopard leaping through the air, with text reading, "Vote blue no matter who - vote for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party". The progress pride flag has horizontal stripes of light purple, pink, red, orange, yellow, green, medium blue, dark blue, and violet purple. On the Left side are chevrons of black, brown, blue, pink, white, and gold, with a dark purple ring inside the gold chevron. End ID.]
Do not fucking vote for the man literally comitting genocide right now and then pretend you're doing it because you care about Queer people. You are literally just a white supremacist who only cares about yourself and other privileged white Americans.
If you vote for the man literally comitting genocide right fucking now, you are a fucking fascist pig, and no excuses will save you from this truth.
If you're willing to stand behind the US Govermnent's fascism when it's targeting people who aren't American, you are literally dooming any fucking hope of liberation for anyone. You cannot fucking support genocide and wash your hands of the consequences.
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buttacake80 · 3 days ago
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The 4 Nations Face-off is not going to be a friendly international tournament.
Tomorrow starts a new regime.
The 4 Nations Face-off will be the first international tournament under Trump.
I need Canada to realize they aren't just playing for fun.
You have represented your 🇨🇦 before, but not when there's a looming trade war. Not when the incoming President "jokes" about making your sovereign country into our 51st state.
If you lose to the US, Trump will use that against you. You cannot lose to the US.
You must dominate & humiliate the US in front of the world of hockey.
I bet Trump laments the unfairness of Russia being excluded while pushing forth American dominance.
Any other time, I'd jump on that rivalry, but this is not normal.
These "trivial" things take on a greater meaning under a fascist. And Trump views himself as the United States, so you need to butt-fuck our team if you want to trigger that narcissist.
So, wake up, lads.
You are carrying something different. You're truly setting the tone for how Trump talks about Canada & Canadians.
You cannot lose.
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beauty-funny-trippy · 11 months ago
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