#mafia bowser

[thebeardlyben]

It feels like a missed opportunity that Bowser wasn't ever portrayed like a 1930s mob boss, given that he's got so many underlings in his employ.

Happy #bowserday

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[nebulafrost78]

Mob boss Bowser, the strongest and wealthiest gangsters in the world. No one dares to go against him unless you have a death wish.

[thegayjokester]

au or whatever

[arquimidna]

POV:

You were very lucky gambling inside a peculiar casino, you tried every machine and every game but at the end you stuck yourself with poker; it is easier for you or just cheaper for bets, doesn't actually matter.

The poker dealer was acting weird after you winning a significant number of games but you paid no mind, of course you do when you are forced to, and by that time it is too late: bodyguards and that same poker dealer escorted you to the "padrino" chamber.

Turns out that employee was suspicious that you were cheating, and also… it seems like he wasn't much of an employee as you thought he was. ------ Been cooking this for two months, finally I finished it! Also sorry if I made any mistake with my narration. English isn't my native language~

[fanfics-and-bullshit]

Past Mafia Mario Bros

Peach: How are you so nonchalant with Luigi dating Bowser?

Mario, thinking about how Luigi’s past boyfriends either tried to kill him or use him to infiltrate the mafia: He’s done worse.

[pixelmain]

Is there a Bowuigi Mafia AU?

Bowser is the mafia boss, Peach hires Mario and Luigi who are spies to go under cover and take him down, They get close to Bowser, but Luigi catches feelings, it’s time to give peach the evidence that’s going to take him down and Luigi double crosses Mario and gives him fake evidence and runs back to Bowser explaining everything. Peach and Mario realises the evidence is fake but they’re running out of time so they load up on defenses and try to ambush Bowser in his hide out only to find out that Luigi had warned him and cleared everything out. Luigi left Mario a letter saying he’s sorry but he’s staying with Bowser… imagine Bowser goes to an event, like a rich people party, bringing Luigi as his date, they see Peach there with Mario as her date, Mario warns Luigi that Bowser is just using him, but Luigi doesn’t believe him. Things go sour in the middle of the event and ppl get hurt, Mario and Luigi get captured and as they’re tied up together they have a moment where they pour each others heart out. Mario says how he’s always worried about him and Luigi says he understands, but he can take care of himself, chuckle expect now ofc, but he really thought he could trust Bowser plus… he really likes Bowser… just then Wario and Waluigi come in and reveal they were behind the attack this whole time. Not to mention brag how they were able to frame Bowser easily. But just then Bowser and his boys bust and rescue Mario and Luigi. Peach helps clear Bowsers name and Mario apologizes. Luigi and Bowser live happily ever after.

[theamaus]

“I’m afraid we don’t know nothin’ ‘bout a princess. Must be in another castle, pal.”

[msclaritea]

Adobe Film And TV Fund To Support Underrepresented Creators And Filmmakers – Deadline

EXCEPT Adobe, highly corporatized, will be partnering w/other corporatized orgs, one of which is the Hollywood NAACP Bureau, run for a year by another Hollywood insider, Kyle Bowser, who among other things, worked for NBC FOX HBO and warner bros AND oversaw the Scientology-linked show In Living Colour. What's also interesting is how much the words 'diversity' and 'inclusion' are used by both Adobe and Bowser, but they never talk about what kind. I'm just going to say it. This is just another avenue for the Cult of Scientology and Hollywood Gay Mafia to add more people to their little army. Don't doubt for one minute that being QUEER is going to be the default. Might as well warn young heterosexual creatives not to bother with the Nuclear Family-hating Hollywood.

[lividria]

i feel like ridley is incredibly important (and funny) as a main antagonist in nintendo's roster because of the dichotomy compared to the other main antagonists of the other series when you think about them

bowser is the ruler of an entire kingdom who actually cares about his subjects, and is madly in love with the princess of the neighboring kingdom but is incredibly misguided in his attempts to marry her which only leads to alienating the two further and making the situation worse, and is never taken seriously because he's not all that bad a guy deep down (and pure evil shows up every other week who he is absolutely nothing when compared to them)

ganon is the result of a spiteful curse on hyrule by an angry demon who wanted nothing more than for the downfall of his enemies, doomed to constantly come back and fail to achieve his evil schemes because he's stuck in an endless cycle of bloodshed and saved worlds, and whenever he's unlucky enough to be a human instead of a boar thing he is the king of a people who have one of the harshest environments possible and has to put up with the hyrule royal family's bullshit and will always fail to do what he believes is best for his people because the prophecy says so

kirby kirby lore gives me a headache so i'm not even going to try and get into the ancients void termina dark matter bullshit

with pikmin, you're up against nature itself

pokemon jumps between insane people attempting to achieve their perception of perfection and destroying/endangering their family, themselves and/or their entire region/world as a result (i didn't realize this described so many of the antagonists until right now, huh), the mafia, satan, and also ghetsis who honestly deserves his own paragraph but i'm lazy

i know nothing about fire emblem & persona but i think they're a big part of the nintendo pantheon too somebody fill this in for me, and i could probably go on with this with smaller series like earthbound but i'm lazy

but then with metroid, there's ridley. there's no long description, there's no underlying complicated motivation or deep fleshed out character, there is just a really angry sadistic purple space dragon who hates you in particular, and continuously comes back just for another attempt at revenge because he fucking despises you and everything you stand for and he will always come back.

which is even funnier considering there are actual metroid villains that fit with the other nintendo villains in that way, like dark samus is the avatar of a lovecraftian horror that takes the form of basically living uranium, mother brain is a rogue AI control freak who betrayed her creators, raven beak's whole "power is everything." shtick and being willing to just doom his entire army to death by X just for his own personal gain, the metroids themselves are bioweapons created to stop the rise of a horrible skinwalker parasite only to turn on their creators and be used for evil by numerous outside forces, but then ridley and i guess the space pirates in general are just really really angry jerks who have a vendetta against the protagonist and there's nothing more to them

and also if i was the main antagonist of a game i'd be ridley so there's that

[snapple16]

Hello, Hello! So since I mentioned it here first I'm gonna share the first ch for the Bowuigi 20s au here! Now as I say on my fics comments much appreciated!

Warnings!

Tw: Blood, Guns. It's a gang fic so..

Also this ch is tame compared to what I have planned

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Cricket song filled the night air as fireflies danced amongst the tree trunks. The small man-made lake glittered in moon light, owls called out to the night as they took flight. It was a peaceful night, until the grind of wheels on the dirt road interrupted the nighttime symphony. The headlights of the two vehicles were kept off even though the occupants were on their own land. They didn't want to draw attention to themselves. The first vehicle, a Willy's Overland Whippet 93A came to a stop just on the shores of the lake. The car's occupants filed out, the four turtle like creatures moved quickly around to the large padlocked chest strapped to the back. The driver pulled a large key ring from his pocket, letting out a triumphant noise when he found the key on the large ring and unlocked the trunk. The larger of the four a five foot ten bruiser reached in and pulled out the beaten up occupant.

"Pl-please.. I.. I didn't want to.." The koopa pleaded as he was dropped unceremoniously on the ground. The green shell on his back was cracked badly, leaking blood as did his nose. The brown hair on his head was matted from blood and dirt. The front passenger door of the specially built Rolls Royce Phantom Limo opened as a nicely dressed koopa hybrid got out, his head was clean shaven a few black scales dotted around his single eye while the other was covered in an eye patch. A black shell lay over the suit jacket.

He moved over to the back of the door and opened it allowing the King to exit. "King" Bowser Ryujin was an intimidating sight for his men to behold no matter how many times they saw him. Standing a little over seven foot tall with firey red hair slicked back between two sharp horns, sharp fangs poked out from his bottom lip of a mouth set in a human face that always had a nasty smirk. Dressed in his nice three piece suit with his large spiked green shell on the back he looked every bit of the Mafia boss that he was. His scaled tail swished back and forth like a cat waiting to pounce on its prey, fiery red eyes glowed as they focused on the koopa man before him. From behind him came a much shorter man with round rim glasses and a pointy cone hat perched on his head, dressed in a fancy suit Kamek did not look at all that intimidating until he waved the wand that doubled as a cane.

The bloodied koopa started to crawl toward his old boss still trying to plead his case. "Boss, I.. I'm so sorry I didn't want to. You gotta believe me. King Boo he.. he tricked me.. he said he'd-"

The koopa flinched as the one eyed koopa reached into his jacket, the traitor expected a gun or a knife instead he pulled out the case holding the King's prefered cigars. The other koopa pulled one out and deftly clipped the end and offered it up to his king. Bowser plucked it from his third's fingers holding one end up to his mouth where he blew a small flame on the end catching it on fire. He blew it out allowing the end to smolder before he stuck it between his lips.

"Marky, Marky, Marky." Bowser shook his head as he started toward the shivering koopa on the ground before him. "I don't care why you did it. I don't care that you let that over sized marshmallow trick you. I care that you BETRAYED me, now had you come to me and told me what he was going to do, I might have let you live for even entertaining the idea of betraying me. Maybe I'd only take a finger or a hand. Now I'm afraid you put me in a difficult position: Kill you quickly and end your suffering, or make it last."

In what seemed like a split second of thinking the koopa Mark chose for him. Seeing no other way out of the situation alive Mark tried to scramble up and make a run for the lake. He seemed to have forgotten what the king had living in the lake, for in a matter of seconds he was overwhelmed by alligators attracted by the scent of blood. The screaming only lasted a few seconds. Bowser took a deep inhale of his cigar before letting out the smoke with a few sparks.

"Howitzer." Bowser motioned to his third.

"Sir." Howitzer nodded, he didn't even need to be told what to do already knowing what his boss wanted done. It was going to be an unpleasant night for Mark's family.

*

The midday sun shone brightly on the street, the pedestrians had smiles as they enjoyed the spring sun. The warm beams seemed to point toward one particular flower shop, the shop name Bella Rosa was carved into a green and blue plaque over the front door. The bell of the small flower shop jingled, signaling another customer coming in. Luigi Mariano, the owner, stood from behind the counter where he'd been kneeling, blue jean overalls slightly dirty at the knees. His blue eyes sparkled brightly as he saw who had come in.

"Mario, mio fratello!" Luigi smiled brightly as he moved around the counter to greet his older yet shorter twin brother.

In terms of appearance Mario had the same blue eyes as Luigi, his mustache was a little more styled than his brother's. Clothing wise however they were on the complete opposite of the spectrum. Mario was sporting a red three piece Italian pinstripe suit, which only made sense since he was the boss of the Mariano family mafia. Despite his lifestyle Mario always made time to visit his little brother. While Luigi was spared the life of a mafia leader or at least second, their father had made sure he still got into 'real man's work' and had him drafted into the military, special forces to be exact.

Mario had been furious and wanted to get his little brother out, unfortunately before Mario could get to him Luigi had finished his basic training and was shipped out. By some miracle, Luigi had survived the first world war and made it home. To Mario's shock, he was still the same sweet, slightly skittish man he'd been when he left. Even so Mario made sure his baby brother wouldn't be involved in anything violent ever again. Now head of the family Mario had a protective order put on Luigi and his shop.

"Lu, how's business?" Mario asked warmly as he embraced his brother, not at all bothered by the dirt getting on his thousand dollar clothes. "Must be good since its spring time."

"Its going well, everyones getting ready for mass and Easter sunday." Luigi nodded pulling away. "What are you up to?"

"Just a routine drive around. DK's wanting to meet up later for drinks so I figured best get work out of the way." Mario stated. "Heard rumors there's been a few koopas running around the area."

"Only the few civilians that don't live in Bowser's territory. Not all koopas work for him you know." Luigi shook his head. While he's heard stories of the terrifying dragon turtle hybrid he'd never seen the man. Not that he wanted to, if even some of what he'd been told was true. "I know I'm beating a dead horse but please try not to get caught by the police in a speakeasy or start any fights?"

"Hey, I don't always start those fights and I've never been caught." Mario huffed, crossing his arms. Luigi couldn't help but giggle, even as a mafia leader his brother still acted like a child sometimes. It was good to see Mario still had his heart even with what he does for a living. "Oh by the way, Peach wants to meet up this weekend with us and the other girls. Daisy's gonna be there." At Mario's eyebrow wiggle Luigi just rolled his eyes, his brother knew his preference lay with his own gender. Didn't mean Mario wouldn't tease him relentlessly.

"Still, please try to stay out of trouble. I really don't need your men dragging your tail in here like they did two months ago." Luigi stated.

"Hey, that was not my fault. DK said that area was legit, how was I supposed to know it had already been overtaken by those koopa creeps?" Mario defended. Luigi just shook his head as he pulled his older brother back into a hug.

"Go handle your business, I got orders to fill." Luigi smiled at him as they pulled apart.

"You sure you don't want me to leave a couple men here for you? I'm sure they'd be willing to help out." Mario offered. Luigi shook his head no.

"No, Fratello, you need all the help you can get to keep you out of trouble." Luigi smiled. "Now go on."

Mario always hated leaving his little brother alone since he came home from the war. Not that Luigi couldn't handle himself, the skinnier Mariano brother was a gentle soul and prefered talking to fighting. He would rather himself get hurt than someone else. And the last time he left Luigi alone he'd been shipped out.

Mario sighed as he nodded. "Alright, bro. I've been hearing some of King Boo's men and more of Bowser's have been spotted roaming our streets at night. So don't go out unless absolutely necessary, and even then call me so I can send someone to be with you."

"Mario, I'm not a little boy anymore you know." Luigi rolled his eyes.

"No but you are a mafia boss's brother. A dopo, fratellino." Mario walked toward the door where his men waited outside for him. As the door closed he looked down at the toad with blue spots, "Mikey, you stay close to this shop. If Lu leaves you, follow him, capiche?"

"Comprendo, Boss." Mikey nodded with a salute to his mushroom cap.

"And for God's sake stay out of sight this time." Mario ordered as he approached the car waiting for him. Mikey saluted again as he hurried away from the shop front toward a good vantage point.

All the men under Mario 'The Plumber' Mariano learned one particular rule upon their initiation: No one touched Luigi Mariano. Any who broke the rule, gang member or rival member learned very quickly what Mario's wrath felt like.

[not-as-straight-as-i-appear]

This game has everything

Fighting, true love, revenge, secrets, the mafia, AI, Bowser's "touch her and die" attitude, a trans shadow, and Mario being bored to sleep by Luigi's adventure tales.

It's amazing

[nebulafrost78]

Mob Boss Bowser is the king of his underground army of gangsters. Nothing can stop him, for he runs the place. His rival is Mafia Boss Peach and her lover Mario. But he would let them get in his way. Bowser is the richest and most powerful gangster and aims to stay on top.

[plutoaus]

Here are 8 brand new characters for my Au. @Bexinblue = Bex the Magica (Key lime pie themed character), @Dannyphantomexe = Dan the Butler (Archer's Butler), @Birlap = Archer the leader of the Vampire Mafia, @DannyMotta = Matt the Wolf-tuber/Wolf youtuber. Both @Lovebunny and/or @dinobunny (husband and wife who cosplays as Bowser and Princess Peach) as Queen Honey, the protect of good dreams as ruler of Dream Kingdom and King Shallow, protecter of nightmare as ruler of the Dream Kingdom. Jack (from the @S.A.M.S and @L.A.E.S) = Jackson "Jack" the robot bouncer, he's still a robot but works for Devil at the casino as one of the bouncers. And @Markiplier = Marcus "Mark" the toy bear (yes I made him into a stuffed bear that looks like Og Freddy and toy Freddy bite me)

[doeinstinct]

my silly little projects

fics

Fake It 'Til You Make It - (1/?) modern fake engagement au

until i bleed out - (multi-chap) time-travel fix-it fic; tobirama-centric, endgame mdtb, tobirama goes back to the moment just before he kills izuna after edo tensei to do things differently

Let's Not Overthink It - (multi-chap) crack-treated seriously ninja magic mpreg fic ft. hokage madara

Call Me Lovely - (multi-chap) stripper/dancer!tobirama x lonely rich guy madara aka the accidental sugar daddy au courtesy of fennign

Just Because I Can - (multi-chap) mafia boss tobirama x struggling student madara; darker sugar daddy au

Hell Hath No Fury - (oneshot) possessive omega!tobirama x oblivious alpha!madara

Instinct & Intuition - (oneshot) non-traditional omegaverse where tobirama finds madara in a compromising position

Can You Hear Me? - (oneshot) divorce au (lmao)

Say You Won't Let Go - (oneshot) HoH tobirama on a mission with madara

Full Throttle - (oneshot) former F1 driver madara has to retire due to injury

with all my heart and soul - (oneshot series; currently 15 fics planned) enemies with benefits mdtb omegaverse extremely rated e, omegaverse at it's most unhinged (+hashiizumito)

draws

i ❤️ sluts (madara & obito)

bowser meme (team 7)

here we go again (hashirama & madara)

barbie meme (chunin kakashi & obito)

fic covers (4)

tobirama tattoo designs

mdtb family photo

mdtb omegaverse

blind!tbr x normie madara

f1!mdr & tbr

pokemon trainer au

like an angel without wings (t!mito & t!madara)

t4t mdtb

founders pride lineup

tfem!mito (spicy)

tobirama in a maid outfit (but make him daddy about it)

gdadbod tbr having a teaparty with his granddaughters

pregnant tobirama propaganda

just a living list of all the things i'm cooking up in my state of pure degeneracy

[fanfics-and-bullshit]

Past Mafia Mario Bros

Mario was 100% in the mafia, along with Luigi. I mean come on, he literally goes on adventures around planets (survival skills), was quick to figure out power-ups (using his past weapon skills), is good at retrieving items people need (heist skills). You see where I’m going with this.

Luigi has the same skills also, just has a different way and approach with them. Mario’s more of the direct combat person, Luigi fights from afar. The assassin if you will. He also did heists, but he was the guy who checked the area undercover a month before. He was the guy with the computer and binoculars from afar. 

There plumbing business was a cover up for there everyday life.

When they were transported into the kingdoms, they were relieved; because they were free.

[stabbyfoxandrew]

jean listening to kevin talk about loving andrew like he is NOT one of gods strongest soldiers he’s full of barely restrained murder……. i love mafia AU kevjean they are so special

ahhhh i know. fuck dude i love them. they are under my microscope. (they are actually in my brain :))

jean: MMMMMMMMM now i actually loathe this guy. my beautiful wife... was in love with him? (killing andrew in his mind to keep from being angry)

jean and andrew and kevin as mario and bowser and peach... elkghddlgkj