#mae goes on a rant

[wordsbymae]

I had to add onto this as an australian cause it's such a funny part of our history and I love sharing it with people. While the whole thing is hilarious, the funniest part isn't even the fact we started a war on birds and lost, the funniest part is we sent like 10 guys max and gave up after two tries. A lot of foreigners don't know this about the emu war, most who just hear about it think it was a well-planned 'pest' exterminating sort of thing with loads of men and a few months/years in the making. But it was just cause some Western Australian farmers got pissed that emus were destroying their crops and got so mad they called the literal Australian Military to help. The army had nothing better to do in the year 1932 and since our slouch hats for the cavalry (horse soldiers hats) have emu feathers, they were like sure why not.

This is where it gets hilarious. I couldn't find exactly how many men were sent but it wasn't a lot, and while they were given loads of ammunition, Emus are really really really fucking fast and super hard to kill. One of the commanding officers literally said:

"If we had a military division with the bullet-carrying capacity of these birds it would face any army in the world ... They can face machine guns with the invulnerability of tanks. They are like Zulus whom even dum-dum bullets could not stop" (yes I got this from Wikipedia; sorry, I didn't have time for full research).

So they kill about 50 over a week (or maybe a month) and go fuck it we can't do this anymore see you losers later. The funniest thing is cause it was the military they had to officially say the troops were withdrawing (aka retreating)

They get called in a second time, which bodes better for the troops than the last time, but ultimately the might of the excellent emu army is just too much and the troops give up. Over the next few years, WA asked for more military assistance, INCLUDING during WWII, and you can guess what the ministry of defence had to say to that. We were barely at 7 million people at that time (ww2) and we were just under 1 million troops in all the branches, so I find it really fucking ballsy for WA (the texas of Australia, constantly saying they don't need the rest of Australia and that they are gonna go independent -love you WA!) to ask the literal ministry of defence for troops to kill emus when we were possible days away from being invaded by Japan.

Before I go, here are some really funny (to me at least) quotes I found that really sum up the Emu War

After the withdrawal of the military, the emu attacks on crops continued.

The Emu command had evidently ordered guerrilla tactics, and its unwieldy army soon split up into innumerable small units that made use of the military equipment uneconomic. A crestfallen field force, therefore, withdrew from the combat area after about a month (My FAV- emus be using guerrilla warfare)

Meredith had established an ambush near a local dam, and more than 1,000 emus were spotted heading towards their position...The gun jammed after only twelve birds were killed

army observers noted that "each pack seems to have its own leader now—a big black-plumed bird which stands fully six feet high and keeps watch while his mates (mates =friends, not romance) carry out their work of destruction and warns them of our approach

I just want to say that while it is funny looking back on it now (cause literal soldiers lost to birds), things like this still happen in Australia. We are one of the only countries to have shark nets, we allow kangaroo hunting (at least that I'm aware of) for recreation and continue to have the highest rates of extinction of native species. While this may be a part of our history, it is still a part of our present and how we treat our native animals. ( as someone who lives in a regional area, I am very much for pest management, but to me, pests are non-native species).

Anyway! Hope you have a great weekend, and sorry for the massive rant, it is just such an interesting part of our history!

I was thinking about the Emu War, and my mind realised something: doesn't it make sense that Australia, the country infamous for its variety of wild animals, would have a war against a species of animal, which they lost, as part of their history?

[locklylemybeloved]

THE FACT THAT I GOT TO SEE NOTHING NEW WITH PHOEBE LIVE MAKES ME WANT TO SCREAM AND CRY AND THROW UP AND ISBDBDBDBDB I CANT

[mauswyx]

soft-spoken s/o

TLDR: Thomas Hewitt, Brahms Heelshire, Jennifer Check, and Bo Sinclair's reactions to having a fairly quiet s/o WORD COUNT: 1k CW: none, fluff AO3

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Thomas Hewitt

ironically would not be used to the silence at first; he’s used to chatters and screaming! He’s never met someone who speaks so quietly 

will lean towards you when you speak, listening intensely 

finds your silence comforting after the initial shock and enjoys your quiet presence as he goes about his business

quickly adapts to communicating with you via body language and facial expressions, etc; it is a method he’s familiar with after all

takes great pride that he’s the only one that can read your mind or decipher your mumbling

He couldn’t help but spare you a glance every so often as you sat at the opposite end of the barn as he worked. You were mending a shirt Luda Mae scavenged from some luggage…or at least trying to. Your bottom lip was swollen from being gnawed on and your brow was furrowed–the needlework must be tedious, he concluded. He turned his attention back to his work, a few minutes passed before he decided to glance up again only to find that you were muttering to yourself, trying to rethread the string through the eye.

Despite finding your frustration amusing, he couldn’t take your suffering anymore. He strode over to you, gently enveloping your hand in his before plucking the needle away. He made quick work of the thread, giving you a knowing look as he set back to work, but not before hearing a quiet “Thank you Tommy.” 

Brahms Heelshire

does not enjoy that he can’t coax loud reactions from you; he works so hard to mess with you and you don’t say anything?! How rude!

will switch gears and will purposefully pretend not to know what you’re gesturing to or that he can’t hear you to annoy you; he can play by your game but he won’t play fair

he’s been (watching) studying you through the walls so it’s quite easy for him to pick up on your body language to know what you’re feeling or wanting of him 

actually likes your voice and will do everything in his power to get you to use it; even if it means getting a scolding 

bedtime is his favorite part of the day because he gets to listen to you read; will pick out exceptionally long books to listen to you just a while longer 

Echoes etched the room as you tapped your foot against the dusty rug. He had been in a mood all afternoon: being especially disobedient and ignoring your calls from within the walls. He was being so difficult that you had no choice but to search for him, though it proved to be in vain as you couldn’t find him anywhere. A worried knot began to form in your stomach. There was only one thing you could do. With a deep inhale you rolled your head on your shoulders before letting out a shout.

“Brahms!” Your voice was hoarse–not used to being at such a volume, rolling your eyes in frustration “Please come out!” The scraping of wood met your ears shortly before his long arms wrapped around your waist from behind. You bit the interior of your cheek as you could hear the smugness in his voice, having won his game.

“There’s no need to shout.”

Jennifer Check

“they said no pickles.” embodiment 

at first, mistakes your quietness for being flustered by her and she amps up her prowess only to realize you’re like this…all the time…with everyone 

will speak for you whether it’s ordering your food or answering a question on your behalf; is actually exceptionally good at knowing what you want without much effort 

actually doesn’t mind the silence when you don’t feel like talking—grateful that you two can just share a moment together or that she can have someone to rant to

will not make a big deal if you feel talkative, she’ll casually continue the conversation in hopes it’ll make you feel more comfortable

“-and who does that? It’s bullshit!” she scoffed, gently scraping the tips of her long nails on the back of your hand as she laid next to you. You silently nodded in agreement, staring up at her face: her nose was scrunched and her eyes were glazed over, lost in thought–before suddenly snapping down to stare into your own. “I mean, you don’t think I’m in the wrong do you?” 

You couldn’t help letting your lip curl up at her pout, she had definitely been the cause of the altercation but you’d never tell her that; instead, you opted to halfheartedly shake your head. As expected, your poor acting didn’t go unnoticed and her eyes widened before playfully swatting her hand at your stomach.

“No way! You’re supposed to be on my side!”

Bo Sinclair

“huh” x5

cannot understand what you’re saying for the life of him and gets annoyed very easily; more so at his own inability to comprehend you when everyone else seems to understand you just fine

interrupts you when you’re speaking, trying to guess what you’re saying instead of just listening 

puts on a big show to do as you asked when he does finally pick up on what you’re saying 

often wrongly infers what you’re saying but at least he’s trying

“Darlin’…'' he groaned, running a hand down his face “-you’re gunna needa work with me…” You huffed out a breath of air, already annoyed at having had to already repeat yourself twice and repeating yourself a third time honestly wasn’t even worth it; you just wanted the step-ladder to reach something in top-stock, but at this point you’d rather just climb the shelves themselves than have to be stuck in this never ending game of charades. You were half-tempted to do just that, but the look on Bo’s face made you relent; he had been so patient the least you could do was not give up on him.

“I need the ladder…” you said again, this time trying to enunciate your words as best as possible and to your surprise his face lit up. Not a great sign. 

“Bladder?” he repeated, not waiting for a response as he sped towards the shop counter, “Don’t worry baby! I’ll get the restroom key!”

[buggybambi]

hi mae<3

i hope ur day is going great and all is well :)

i had this thought:

reader works at the bear and is friends (or at least is on good terms) with everybody.

except carmy.

he goes out of his way to make sure he doesn't have to be around them, he only speaks when absolutely necessary, and is just super avoidant in general.

reader is confused and thinks that maybe it's her work ethic or maybe something she said.

so she throws herself into work, making sure every little thing is perfect and makes sure to be extra nice to carm.

but nothing changes, in fact, it seems like he's even more distant than he used to be.

reader is baffled and a little annoyed by his behavior.

she's having a full-on rant to sydney , wondering what she did to upset him and sydney is struggling to keep in the fact that carmy is hopelessly & utterly in love with you.

-🪷

OH MY GOODNESS STOP IMAGINE

okay. you started working at the bear after the official opening, and it had been chaotic to say the least. but you had gotten along well with the entire staff! they took you in so carelessly and basically adopted you into their little family, like its adorable

except for one person. carmen berzatto, the man who would never outright say he didn't like you (because of course he wouldnt) but he would just act kinda cold. he only talks to you when its required or when he cant avoid it, he barely hangs around you like the rest of the staff.

so you dedicated yourself. made sure everything was perfect and to his liking.

so one night, after carmen had flat out walked out of the room you entered in, you began the rant to syd.

"i don't get it. did i do something? maybe he regets hiring me and just can't say it or maybe he just thinks i'm too immature for this job or i upset a customer and he hates me for it! mr. belara did say last week it took me a while to get their drinks but i had the entire section!" you ramble, sitting on top of the counter-top, eating marcus' latest dessert possibility (because of course you're their guinea pig!!)

and syd is just trying to fight back her laugh. because she knows that carmen isn't avoiding you because he regrets hiring you or because of mr belara's soda delays, but because he's in love with you. like the kind of love that could consume him if it wanted, and he can’t focus when you’re around. like he’s just hopelessly in love with you!!

[moonstruckme]

have a bonfire - send a character + a trope (one bed, fake dating, etc.) and I’ll write a drabble

congrats on 5k, mae!! can i request lily with the academic rivals trope? please and thank you! 🤍

Thanks for requesting my love!

Lily Evans x fem!reader ♡ 608 words

“Now,” Professor Trelawney’s voice is low and grandiose, her hands gesturing seemingly aimlessly around the smoke emanating from her candlestick, “tell me, what do you see?” 

Your hand goes up, but Trelawney’s eyes go elsewhere. You look to your left, and Lily’s hand is also raised high. 

“Miss Evans?” 

Lily brushes a piece of hair behind her ear. “It’s rising in a spiral,” she says, “which symbolizes change and new beginnings.” 

Trelawney’s mouth flattens into a pitying line, and slender brows come down over Lily’s green eyes as your professor turns to you. “What do you see?” 

“It looks like there’s a shape in the smoke.” You squint a little, making a show of concentration. “I can’t quite make it out, but it looks like maybe…some sort of animal?” 

“Yes!” The older woman’s eyes light up. “Yes, it appears to be the crow! A bad omen.” You see Lily roll her eyes, and you pinch your lips shut to contain a smile. “Be cautious as you proceed through the week, children,” Trelawney says as you all start to grab your bags. “There are dreadful tidings on the wind!” 

“That is such bullocks,” Lily rants once you’re in the corridor, her bag slung over one shoulder. “How could you possibly see a shape in that mess? I didn’t see anything.” 

“Me neither,” you say smugly, grinning when she looks towards you, brows again descending over those fierce eyes of hers. “It’s Trelawney,” you laugh. “It’s not about what’s there, it’s about what she wants to be there. And she always wants shapes.” 

“My god.” Lily shakes her head. Her lips are pursed in that way they get when she’s trying not to smile. “You’re awful.” 

“Oh, come on.” You bump her hip with yours, the fabric of her skirt brushing your thigh. “You don’t take that class any more seriously than I do.” 

She rolls her eyes. “No, but I try to have some measure of—of integrity.” 

Your laugh comes out breathy with surprise. “Excuse me!” Lily smiles, and you take her by the arm, swinging the both of you around so her back is against the wall and your chest is a few inches from hers. “What are you trying to say about me, Evans?”

“Nothing,” she laughs, a faint blush rising to her freckled cheeks. “Only that some of us prefer to get top marks with our morals intact—” Your mouth falls open, incredulous, and she takes your face between her hands, kissing the tip of your nose with a cloying sweetness. “—and others—” She giggles as you chase her despite her hold on your face, nipping at her bottom lip. “—are more willing to compromise theirs.” 

You grin. “Generous of you to assume I had any to begin with.” 

“Oh, hush.” Lily kisses you one more time, soft and sweet, and uses the diversion of your weakening knees to slip from between you and the wall. “Come on, we’re going to be late for class.” 

You scoff but let her take your hand, pulling you down the now empty corridor. “I suppose I shouldn’t care, seeing as I’ve already compromised my morals.” 

“Mm, but I think you can be salvaged yet.” You know by your girlfriend’s grin what she’s going to say, and your nose wrinkles in anticipation. “I’m going to get higher marks than you anyway, love. There’s no need for these underhanded tactics.” 

Her smile widens when you narrow your eyes at her, squeezing her fingers between yours in challenge. “Oh, you’d like it if I gave up, wouldn’t you? Sorry, no luck this time. I’m going to beat your ass fair in square.” 

[dont-let-me-eat-pears]

Ok I also just rewatched ep 5 and I didn't realize how many times Qimir swings at Osha. Do you think he was out for blood

funny you would ask that because i have spent a LOT of time overthinking those parts where he at least seems to go after her, first after she shoots him with the stun gun, then after she sticks pip on his back. and i've concluded that basically, qimir's intentions and actions toward osha in 1x05, at least up until the final scene, are open to interpretation. i have various theories for what's going on in his head during their scenes together but don't want to start ranting. in short, either 1) he never aims to actually hurt her and each of the times he takes (or seems to take) a swing at her can be explained away, or 2) his intentions change throughout the episode and he might be trying to harm her at one or more points.

but whatever he's thinking before the ending scene, one thing i am sure about is that by the time he finds her abandoned, unconscious and injured, on the ground, there's no thought of hurting her. his mind is made up about her. he emphasizes with her, doesn't see her as enemy (even if she tried to hurt/kill him the previous night), wants her on his side, and from now on, he'll never do anything to harm her. he even forgoes hunting down mae and sol—abandoning his plan to kill her for her betrayal and risking exposure by leaving alive the last jedi who saw his face—to heal osha and take her home to win her over. in 1x06 qimir never threatens osha, goes to lengths to show he's not a threat. he deliberately makes himself vulnerable and puts his life in her hands again and again. even if she'd gone through with an attempt to kill him with his own lightsaber, i don't think he would've fought back. maybe deflected her attack, like he did mae's at the end of 1x02, but not counterattacked or hurt her.

[crwbannwen]

So one way I keep Welsh (Cymraeg) alive in my brain is by translating Hello from the Hallowoods into Welsh. So far I’ve only been sticking to season 1 intros because actually doing the story would be quite the commitment and come with some complicated decisions.

But out of curiosity, I’d like some opinions on:

(If anyone is interested in more about Welsh and why I’m asking this, here’s my very very long ramblings below)

Welsh translations I’ve read often translate names which I’m not fussed on since it can change the intended ethnicity of a character and diminish diversity. The Welsh alphabet is different though (and we often translate names into the English alphabet, too), we don’t have ‘x’ ‘k’, ‘v’ or ‘z’. We have the sounds for ‘x’ ‘k’ and ‘v’ through ‘cs’ ‘c’ and ‘f’ (‘ff’ makes the english ‘f’ sound) but we don’t really have a ‘z’ (but we have ‘s’ which is the same just voiceless), it’s also very debated whether or not we have a ‘j’ (which makes the Wickers a frightening concept to translate). We had no ‘j’ sound so we added ‘j’ for loan words like ‘jiraf’ (giraffe). But some people think that’s us just tweaking our language to suit English. But quite frankly: if you speak welsh you know English well enough to know what the name ‘Kate’ is without making it spelt with a ‘c’. So the only names I’m planning to translate are object or verb ones like the mendes (and maybe the indies)

Some other questions I have: Like what type of ‘you’ should I use (it’s not always clear in english when someone is addressing a singular individual or multiple people or being polite or impolite, it actually makes English particularly effective for marketing)? Should I translate ‘Moth’ and moths pronouns to ‘Gwyfyn’ or keep it in English? Welsh doesn’t have a gender neutral object pronoun (we have a ‘they’ equivalent but no ‘it’ equivalent), so how should I refer to Creep? I’m not aware of any Neopronouns in Welsh, so what do I do then?

Here are welsh pronouns:

Female: hi / Ei + aspirate mutation

Male: e/fe/ef/o/fo/of / Ei + Soft Mutation.

(The many forms of ‘he’ come from dialect (o/e) and complicated rules about vowels (where the ‘f’ goes)).

They: nhw/eu (until the LGBT+ movement, I don’t know if ‘nhw’ was used for singular but it is now)

Objects are reffered to by their grammatical gender, welsh speakers rarely know grammatical gender (some people I’ve spoken to didn’t even know we had grammatical gender) so we just use masculine because the mutations are easier: so should Creep be changed to ‘nhw/ein’ to keep it gender neutral or to the grammatical gender of ‘amalgam of flesh and bone’?

There’s one cheat you can do with this, and that’s ‘mae’n’ is an abbreviation used for both ‘mae e’n’ and ‘mae hi’n’, (roughly means ‘it is’), but that means I’m heavily restricted to one tense and can’t talk about Creep in the past tense.

I could experiment and drop the pronoun, I suppose. Welsh is a pro-drop language. Dropping it in every tense and instance would be interesting at the very least. (Creep pronouns going to be: dim/diolch)

I was gonna delete all this but honestly? No, I enjoy ranting about the Welsh language, no one needs to read it if they don’t want to.

[weird-bookworm]

𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗞 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗙𝗥𝗢𝗠 𝗔 𝗪𝗘𝗜𝗥𝗗 𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗞𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗠 ♥︎

this year has been crazy, to say the least. i'd write a long ass message, but actually, each and every single one of my moots deserves their own

so here goes

@silversailormoan- you were my first moot, and i still don't have a name for you. all i know is that i am eternally grateful you trust me enough to share part of your life with me, and that i'm very glad you went from my fav ao3 bts writer to someone who randomly messages me whenever. thank you

@yrhome- i was shocked when you followed me back actually, but after that you've just poofed off the site. i'm sorry we never got the chance to interact more, because you were one of y fav writers on here. i hope we can get closer this coming year!

@maeleelee- mae mae oh mae you are one of the most special people i know on this hellsite, and that is saying something because i know so many people i love here. you were my first friend on here, as unhinged as me, and with such a friendly and warm personality i almost cried (that is a lie. i have definitely cried because you're too cute. i am not joking). we've shared so many moments here, and you've trusted me so much, it made this year so much more special to me. promise you'll keep being your adorable self next year too, but most of all, promise you'll be happy next year <3

@imagine-a-life-like-this- talking to you for the first time felt like a fever dream, even though i had sent asks before and i was already friend with mae. you have always been a writer i respect and like a lot, specially with your smaus (chef's kiss fr). on top of that you are always so sweet??? hello, is this a dream?? i'm glad we got close enough for me to see your more unhinged persona (which i am in love with) and that i could see your bts debut lmao. let's have even more fun next year

@mxnsxngie- you're so mother istg it's the best thing ever lol. what i've said about you in my moots list is very true, you gives me fairy vibes. you're so pretty and lovable and asdfghjkl i just love you okay? i've loved every single conversation we've had and i lovee how you read my rants and then respond with a veryyy long message with a ton of typos because you're getting ready for work in the morning (thank you for still reading and replying though, you're so busy but you always take out time for me <3) keep being adorable!

@hannieheartuu- i love you. you are always so sweet and kind and sensitive and talented i just wanna cuddle you and keep you in my pocket and call it a day. i get too much cute aggression with you and i get too protective over you, but can you blame me? you've given me so much love and so much trust it warms my heart, so thank you ylli. thank you for being an adorable lil bunny and loving me and letting me love you, let's carry forward this energy <3

@fairyhaos- is it just me but i feel like you don't really need me to tell you how grateful i am and how much i love you, specially after what happened today lmao. but honestly, you were one of the first svt writers i came across, you have always been this really kind angel, and you ranting about shua makes my day in the best way possible. you're talented and adorable and so so reliable, and i'm really grateful for that. i'm glad i can call you my friend and i'm glad that you call me that too

@idubiluv- ah, yes, my virtual didi lmao (you said it, not me). you come here rarely because unlike most of us, you are slightly more responsible. and yet, you are so fucking loved and adored and i just love to see you getting so much affection, because you deserve eevry inch of it. we've had really fun conversations and your pfp always leads me to believe that you are absolutely gorgeous (i remember my sleep riddled brain once thinking that you would sparkle like edward when i'll first meet you...yeah i'm weird ahem anyway) and you have such a sparkly personality to match? heaven indeed

@the-therapist-needs-therapy- i remember us interacting continuously for a while, and then we just stopped, and i don't know why. let's become closer this next year, talking to you was fun.

@babyboyquokka- okay so we've talked a total of 4 times, but it was enough for me to decide that we really need to talk more (i am aware our timings don't really match but i have those rare days i pretend to be an owl and stay up very late so we'll see lmao)

@cadenonlinelive- how did we go from me being scared of you (...don't ask) to me actively teasing you (hello reply to me don't leave me on read) it might have something to do with the fact that the wifeys constantly call you adorable but ahem i do quite agree. i feel like my age plays a big factor why you might not feel the most comfortable with me, but i hope we can become good friends next year :))

@slytherinshua- eeeeeee you're my adorable lil (we are going to ignore the fact that you are taller than me) gremlin who makes me wanna kms but also bae are you okay. you have somehow made me question life within the short (yes i know surprising) period we've known each other, and also made me believe that with determination, anything is possible (like ranking 125 smth idols according to how much you love them). i'm really glad you made our server, because i don't think i would've stayed on this hellsite otherwise lol

@icyminghao- why is it that one of us will start a conversation in the other's askbox and then we just. stop interacting again ∏~∏ i love your work and i'd love to be closer :(( let's become good friends the coming year!

@ryuwonieebae- same as with haru, we talked and then stopped, and i wish we hadn't. i hope life is going well and you're happy :))

@rubywonu- niaaaa my love is it just me or did we barely interact but it still feels like we're already pretty good friends lol? i swear your work sends tingles down my spine it's that cute. you're also my favourite couprang, so i'm gonna take that as a free invite to rant to you about him whenever and wherever hehe (this is me telling you to expect ig reels in your dms i have way too many cheol reels saved)

@mesanthropi- weiwei!! bae you give me so many noni vibes + this-is-one-person-i-wanna-keep-around-for-a-long-time-if-they-will-have-me vibes it's crazy. i love our quirky conversations and i adore your art, but i specially like seeing you in others' inboxes— your asks are always just so cute. also, you are definitely someone i have cute aggression with so (...my pocket is large enough me thinks, you're always welcome)

@wheeboo- okay first and foremost, thank you for inviting me in the server in the first place, it has become a trusted source of entertainment and fun and just general clownery, and who doesn't love that? you and zanna really created a safe space for all of us and i'm so honoured that you even thought to add me there sob. BUT i also read your jun fic before anyone else i was squealing did i tell you? i was sooo excited afghjkl the end line is— thank you for trusting me and being my friend ilyyy

@hanniehaee- bro why did you randomly show up one day with a ridiculous amount of reblogs and disappear off of tumblr altogether WHERE ARE YOU I MISS YOU

@aaniag- hello fellow a little too crazy with the emoticons desi carat have i ever told you i love you? i have? well i don't care! i love you anyways lmao. a, i absolutely adore your random ass asks filled with 218 twins (spare me please), b, i love how you never stop yourself from going crazy with the emojis and emoticons, and c, i am very thankful that you love me so much, please don't stop doing that

@woozvc- noraaaa i feel like we've gotten so close lately, i specially love our little trio with cien hehe ^^ i love love love you and the way we blamed noni for never realising we weren't friends on discord for the longest time shall always make me smile. talking to your bf was adorable and i want you to keep reminding me that i have to write a fic for you, please and thank you!

@eternalgyu- to the awesomest most iconic goddess coded person ever, hello bae hru :D how tf r u so gorgeously stunning tell me the secret please i am so whipped but also, GREMLIN LINE!! you are as unhinged as zanna and that is truly appreciated. also, thank you for getting me into riize (i still need help) (also i will show up to tomorrow's quiz promise) i swear everything's so fun when you're around and i really hope we can get upto even more shenanigans next year mwah!

@welcometomyoasis- shu! adorable pretty shua coded shu! thank you for assigning me soonyoung in your end of the year post, and i meant everything i said in the tags okie? you're shua coded because you're soft and sweet and adorable and talented and i just really love you okie? never stop writing though, it gets me through on the bad days and i love it.

@springdayysworld- you get nothing, i'll see you in school (show up please no leaves allowed)

@mirxzii- look, all i know is that i love your voice, and that i really want you to show up in the server more so we can interact more, let's get closer next year!!

@blue-jisungs- axeeeee thank you thank you thank you for handling my silly little rants, specially yesterday's. your typos are adorable, your jokes are impeccable, your boomerness is lowkey rubbing off on me, and i really hope that i can write like you one day. i wish we can become better friends this coming year and continue being idiots. please don't stop being so axe :D ilysm <3

@haecien- cienciencien my smol tiny little bean i know you're older than me but ignore that please it's so fun to tease you and talk to you and simp with you. everything's just so much more fun with your unfiltered commentary and random rocket pictures (please don't stop). one day i would like to count all your husbands and complain to your bf (when is he asking you out please spare us) but until then, i love you.

@aakomii- i'm still surprised you followed me back tbh, you've always been a writer i've appreciated a lot and i'm glad i made an impression big enough lol, let's become good friends next year!

@etherealyoungk- give me your patience or your talent please, it takes me out every time. another thing i wonder is how are you so calm after stanning kwon soonyoung of all people (what is the secret tell me i need to know) but either way, i hope new year treats both of us well <3

@glosskirt- heheheheh fellow army ilysm we haven't interacted much but i hope we talk more because you're sooo fun <333

@candewlsy- mizu!! let's talk more because we really vibe and i look forward to every meme you send me (and the flirting. gotta love the flirting lmao)

@kkooongie- when you become moots on the last day on the year 😁🥰

[femmewitchyteen]

INTRO🩷

Im Mae! Welcome to my blog!! Im a 15yr old femme lesbian, and on here, ill rant, talk, post whatever i want!! Ill also yearn a lot for my crush, whos posts will be tagged "A🏒"

Taken by my amazing platonic butch bf @edwardallenpoe ❤️

If you eant to be friends, then please tell me!! I need more lesbian/ butch femme friends that are around my age. You can follow me now matter your age, I don't care, but take in account I am 15.

Men,terfs do not interact, anyone else, please do!! Terfs, jump off a tall cliff and break your neck, same for pedos, and zoophiles. Usual dni.

Ive been on tumblr for almost a year, so I know how this works, and im very at ease with the block button.

My interests are butchfemme history, percy jackson, art (might post some here) and most lesbian novels, as well as tlou and arcane, i could rant about those for hours!!

Very probably autistic, be straighforward, but kind, please. Thank you!

Now that you're here, if you're part of the lesbian community, and have similar interests, please talk to me, reblog, anything!! Ill be really happy, though im very shy and awkward at first, so dont mind that

People are allowed to flirt, and such. Because of in the past, where i used to hypersexualize myself on here and pretend to be an adult, i do not want anything to do with nudes, im trying to be better and stop sexualizing myself as a coping mechanism. If we get along and it goes further, than good! But i will not engage in those behaviors at all until I am comfortable and or recovered from those behaviors. Sorry for the long intro!

[mystic-mae]

hello

it's me, mae. making a better intro post.

BY THE WAY, PLEASE DON'T SEND ME DONATION ASKS. THEY MAKE ME UNCOMFORTABLE. SORRY!! I'M NOT TRYING TO IGNORE THEM, I PROMISE! THIS GOES FOR ALL MY OTHER BLOGS THAT I RUN, TOO! SO SORRY, GUYS!

× MY COMMUNITY / TYPE OF POSTS ×

Reblogs:

David Tennant

Good Omens

Doctor Who

Markiplier

Descendants

Dead Boy Detectives

Scream Movies / Scream'd

Gravity Falls

Team Theorist

DSMP? kinda? mostly Tommyinnit and Jack Manifold

Horror in general

shit posts

any other fandom that i forgot to mention

My posts:

shit posts

super angsty irl/online shit regarding me

TX2 rants

random posts about my art

rp shit that you dont need to bother with

panicking over people's voices/looks

gushing about personalities

screaming about Asmi's Maggot Server

irl ppl appreciation posts

the screams from Hell (Mae's Personalized Hell server)

× OTHER BLOGS ×

@in-n-out-burger-official

@galapagos-islands-province

@the-film-theory

@janus-moon-official

@fluorine-9th-element

@firstmate-firstdate

@edwinpayne-deadboy

@xinghopescollective

@kilgrave-thompson

@mack-head-engineer

@sideblog-of-the-maggotdom

@poetsofthestars (Poet Janus)

× DNI'S N' STUFF ×

don't be weird, please. i'm a minor.

no heavy nsfw stuff.

DON'T TRY TO FIND OUT WHO I AM IRL. THAT'S CREEPY.

don't hate on me lmao

no homophobia, transphobia, racism, bigotry, or anything that is generally banned

I AM PRO ENDO. ANTI-ENDOS PLEASE LEAVE.

i am a tx2 fan, yes, get out if you dont like tx2

emily armstrong truther until proven SOLIDLY otherwise

"May thy fart dagger, chip, and shatter." ~ TX2

[locklylemybeloved]

i wanted to say something abt the show but my brain is short circuiting i literally cant even ahshhdhdhebebsbsbsbsbdbdbsbsbsbdbd

[tootern2345]

Greetings, fellow Tumblr users! Apologies for not really talking here much. Art, other social media sites, and life in general has been taking some time away from here. I still do like and use this site, In spite of the bullshit cacophony that goes on with the people running it. Why can’t people who run social media sites be decent humans instead of assholes? rant aside, here is a presentation:

Over these past few days or so, I’ve been getting interested in a game called Night In The Woods, mainly through reading about it online, The game itself is a platformer adventure story game dealing with a college dropout by the name of Mae going back to her hometown of Possum Springs and realizing that there’s some weird stuff going on there. And the story itself has been rather intriguing, characters with complex backstories and the like. Now, the main thing I want to address, is a feeling, a little something that a lot of people like about the game, relatability. Young adults living in small towns with no purpose in life, and to tell you the truth. I myself, relate a whole bunch to this. The overall nature of Possum Springs hits close to home of where I live, a rural mountain area that used to be rather humongous back during the days of coal mining and overall industrious labor which ended up going down the drain after said employers, with one reason or another, closed up. What used to be there is now gone, the areas are filled with depressed, miserable, and mentally & physically ill people who, if they could afford it, move out to greener pastures and forget about the past. Also, from what I’ve been reading about Mae, that’s another thing I relate to in a way, except the fact I haven’t attended college yet, but the overall feeling of being a young adult trapped in a slowly dying place nestled deep in the gritty heart of the mountains with barely any sense of direction to really get off to and using various mechanisms to mask that sense of despair, is 100% personal.

Another, the fact that a lot of people in the game (some harmless, others harmful) want to turn back time, when the economic stagnation was nowhere in sight, and everybody worked for a living and had some sort of ambition, a goal in their life, is something a lot of people around my area, alongside with others in the overall Appalachian/Allegheny regions, do. Which is a mix of pure, unadulterated stubbornness, and a sense of nostalgia, a way to make the past seem less grimy than it actually was, a bit of consistency and misguided hope, in a pessimistic world. As coal companies, while doing the thing employers a plenty back then and now did, also made use of children as young as 7 to work in the mines for hours and hours on end, with little regard of their safety and well being. They exploited the natural resources and in ways to get the production done faster, they cared more about quantity than quality, which leaded to a lot of mining disasters with a shitton of causalities and people either completely hateful towards the companies, or traumatized for the rest of their lives. Attempts to unionize were meant with great scorn, because to the bosses, the workers were just mindless members of the flock that could be easily used, replaced, and abused. Those unionization efforts either didn’t last long, or were dismissed by fellow mine workers. It truly was a dangerous life, but it was the only way to make income back then. And for the mental illnesses the characters face in the game, a lot of people in my neck of the woods aren’t mentally sound themselves, and, much like in the game, due to the overall stigma and lack of resource to genuinely help, most doctors give vague, useless treatments, or put you on some prescription. Which can do more harm than good, especially if you repress your emotions and a bigger, messier mental breakdown/episode ends up happening. With the therapists around these areas also being costly. Though, maturing and opening up more, which happens in the game too, is also something that I, and many others are trying to do more. Even people with problems like alcohol and general substance abuse do manage to get out of that dark, cataclysmic hole in some way, rather it be getting saved, realizing the full actions of their consequences, or getting good help/rehabilitation.

One final thing, and it relates to the opening up stuff, talking to family, or friends, or anyone that listens, can help. People do understand, and even were/are in your shoes. It is better to release all that emotion and get better, than it is to leave it all bottled up and get worse. Don’t let stigma or stubbornness get in the way of your own self. You’re not alone, you can make it, I believe in ya. ^^

To wrap this up, This game is relatable all the way! Props to Scott, Bethany, & Alex for making a game that, while has ambiguous dealings with the supernatural and some stuff about cultists, is a mature, even adult, story about struggling to find yourself in a world that is slowly but surely decaying around them. I also apologize if some of this is a bit rough writing wise. I usually don’t do a lot of essay-esque stuff. Just wanted to be a slight bit more formal with my text here. I also haven’t played the game yet, and it’s okay if you like, or don’t like certain characters, or can’t relate to the game as a whole. What matters, is that if you have some sort of fun playing the game or reading about it. And if this game has helped you through a tough time, that matters too.

[lil-gae-disaster]

ok so. im gonna rant about Mabel getting shot.

She'd have stolen a horse to cover more ground to find the herb

but on her way back the thieves/soldiers appear, so she rears the horse in an attempt to frighten them away, which in turn causes the thieves to shoot.

One bullet grazes her left arm, one ricochets off a boulder slices her cheek in an upwards motion, and the third lodges in her left leg right above the knee.

the thieves leave, realizing their attempt is hopeless, and Mabel sets a blistering pace back to camp

I imagine Freddie was looking for her and he sees the shadow of a horse steadily getting closer, Mae dismounts, shoves the herbs in his hand and sternly instructs him to take them to her brother

either Catherine or Freddie or someone just kinda pauses and says

"You're bleeding!"

Mabel looks down at the bloodied fabric of her dress and goes "oh."

and faints on the spot from blood loss!!! :3

Poor Mae, dude 😔

Freddie will be there for her until he returns

Bcs

She's his unbiologial sister

[dragonfruitghosts]

I have crawled out of the Depths and I'm here now

Hey there gamers, my name's Larry. I also go by Voltz, Parsnip, Wilbur, Travis, Ash, Sal, Hunter, Donnie, Sasha, Ranger, Randy, Allister, and Peppi. I mainly prefer the name Larry but just go with whatever you feel like

This is my side blog turned main blog for my posts about fictionkinity (hopefully that's the right word) selfshipping, and all around stuff that I don't really wanna post on my former maib blog (which is @larrycommitsarson btw). This is just my funny little chaos zone now.

Also here's some stuff about me below the cut if you wanna know things

I'm a genderqueer, nonbinary-man, shadowgender trans man (idk how to phrase it properly lmao) that goes by he/fox/wolf/lynx/sylv/night/snow/moon/shadow/bat/ghost/byte/dark/gli/star/comet/snare/fang pronouns; but he/him, wolf/wolfs, comet/comets, moon/moons, sylv/sylvs, and gli/glitch pronouns are preferred currently.

The fandoms I'm in are:

Sally Face (my special interest)

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

The Amazing Digital Circus

Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Your Turn To Die

The Owl House

Pokemon

Pizza Tower

Omori

SMG4

Cookie Run Kingdom I guess?

I’m not in the do fandom but I (critically) like Danganronpa. Definitely haven’t ranted for several paragraphs about Danganronpa both critically and positively to my brother

and Fnaf on occasions

I'm fictionkin and my fictotypes are:

small edit: many of these do not have sources listed due to me no longer wanting to associate with said sources but these fictotypes and copinglinks are still very important to my identity so I will still list them

Sal Fisher (Sally Face)

Larry Johnson (Sally Face)

Cyn Dherr

Polaris Army Klepsky

Marco Polo Klepsky

Chem Mick Ill

Berry “Errie” Small Fortune

Siri Descent

Sugar Rush

Brigh T Howtlook

Donnie (RotTMNT)

Randy Cunningham (Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja)

Sunny (Omori)

Rio Ranger (Your Turn To Die)

Alice Yabusame (Your Turn To Die)

Hunter (The Owl House)

The Collector (The Owl House)

Lolbit (Fnaf)

Allister (Pokemon Shield)

Fake Peppino (Pizza Tower)

Umbreon (Pokemon)

Sylveon (Pokemon)

I also got some copinglinks as well:

Dovewing (Warrior Cats)

Shadowsight (Warrior Cats)

Monty Gator (Fnaf SB) (idk if this is a link or a kin type but we’ll see)

Shadow Bonnie (Fnaf 2)

Withered Bonnie (Fnaf 2)

Rockstar Bonnie (Fnaf Pizza Simulator)

Rockstar Foxy (Fnaf Pizza Simulator)

Lefty (Fnaf Pizza Simulator)

Mae Borowski (NitW)

Zorua (Pokemon)

Bendy (BatDR)

Kiki Pilaris

Caroline Coughs

Frosty Klepsky

Bea D Time

Ribbon Pop

I'm also currently stuck in a Sal Fisher kinshift so that's fun I guess

I also selfship sometimes (mainly due to being fictionkin), here are my f/o's:

Ashley Campbell (Sally Face)

Travis Phelps (Sally Face)

Elliot Drew (my oc) (please don't ask please don't ask please don't a-)

Vivian (Paper Mario)

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu (Danganronpa 2)

Peko Pekoyama (Danganronpa 2)

Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom)

Dark Choco Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom)

Licorice Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom)

Red Velvet Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom)

Cream Unicorm Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom)

Capsaicin Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom)

Prune Juice Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom)

Peach Blossom Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom)

Burning Spice Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom)

K1-B0/Kiibo (Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony)

Party Favor (MLP)

Limestone Pie (MLP)

Prince Pharynx (MLP)

King Sombra (MLP)

I'll usually be drawing stuff about the fandoms I'm in (mostly sally face or sparklecare) but there'll sometimes be stuff about ocs at some point.

So yeah have fun in my little jester domain :)

[rosethreeart]

hear me out hear me out: Abby being like “Mason just loves elmo so much I also put Sesame Street on for him bc of it” and then one day she walks in the living room while he’s watching it and gets to see Mae get hyped about Oscar the grouch. She’s sure they’ll be no future consequences from this.

LMFAO I love that so much <333

UIEHHUEUEIG

I hc that romano and Abby are still besties so like OBVIOUS hes tio 'mano (or tio ro-ro 🥺)

And mason just points at him while hes ranting about who knows what and goes "Oscar Grouch :D!" and Abby starts fucking loosing it oh my god

[idonatedallofmyinternalorgans]

My new intro!!!

Hi there!!! My name is mae, ikea, or emmeline (tho i prefer mae more than the others :3)

I go by she/her

I have undiagnosed autism

My special interests are object shows (mostly ii), deltarune, undertale, and probably some other stuff i forgot

I listen to tonssss of artists/bands, mostly mitski, jazmin bean, melanie martinez, tally hall (and their side projects), laufey, tv girl, nirvana, deftones, the list goes onnn

I use this blog to rant, vent, or just post the most random shit ever lmao

Yeah thats all!! ^^