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papa... papa a man being you 😟

y'all ever had to take a shit so bad that you feel your internal organs starting to ossify like a rat's penis

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ARE YOU SLEEPING DURING THE LEAD-UP TO YOUR OWN FUCKING EPISODE?!

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part 2 because this is fun as fuck

*Pinu is fighting a monster* DJ: Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat it! Pinu: The power to believe in myself!? DJ: No, a knife! Stab it!

Wrenn: DJ, I rebuke thee! I rebuke thee! DJ: Rebuke? Is that a word? Wrenn: You have all invoked my fury! You will all pay recompense for your transgressions! DJ: What, you got like a word-a-day calendar or something?

Nicholas: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.." Pinu: I saw you. Nicholas: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of DJ in a turkey costume.

Pinu: What are y’all’s favorite things to wake up to? Wrenn: Breakfast in bed! Yance: Letters from other kingdoms! Anakis: My favorite thing to wake up to is not waking up at all. Anakis: The screams of my enemies are a close second though.

Pinu: Hey Nicholas, do you wanna help us? Nicholas: Oh, I would... but I don’t want to.

Anakis: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference. Anakis: Anyways, you said Mordai is enjoying finger painting! That's great.

Nicholas: You played me! Pinu: Like the cheap kazoo you are!

Yance: Pinu, I need some advice. Pinu: You need advice from ME? Yance: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?

DJ: Remember how I once thought that this place couldn’t possibly be any weirder than my hometown? DJ: Well, now I’m not sure how to feel about being proven wrong.

DJ: *About to do something incredibly stupid* Pinu: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.

Anakis: *gets a text* Oh! It’s Pinu. Yance, excitedly: Did they get me the stuff? Anakis: Yeah, they say they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood. Yance: Wow! Where’d they find 12 gallons of fake blood? Anakis: You wanted fake blood? Yance: Anakis: I’ll go call Pinu.

time for some incorrect quotes for runaway ruler, no context at all

Yance: Pinu, what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight? Pinu: Raise the dead. Yance: And what did you do? Pinu: Raise the dead.

Nicholas: Slash gamemode creative. Anakis: Dude, this isn't Mine- Nicholas: *starts levitating*

Yance: You use humor to deflect your trauma. Pinu: Awww, thanks- Yance: That’s not a good thing. Pinu: All I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny.

Wrenn: I can't imagine what Pinu is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.

Yance (brainstorming ideas for pranking Wrenn): How much could a serial killer mask possibly cost? Pinu: Well it’s hard to find a high-quality one made out of leather or silicone, but if you did find a good one like that it’d be a couple thousands of dollars. I can try to hook you up with one but I don’t know if I’d be very successful. Yance: Huh, that’s pretty interesting actually- Wait, how the hell do you know that? Pinu: …I am very passionate about Halloween, Yance.

Anakis: Hey, Pinu, where are you going? Pinu: Well, it depends. When I die, probably hell. Pinu: But right now I’m going to McDonald’s.

Nicholas: Wake me up- Yance: Before you go go Anakis: When September ends Pinu: WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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Where's my Jewish phrase for when you people are being irrevocably horny?

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You, life, creating life.

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OMG I KNOW THAT GUY

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im so fucking lost lmao PAPA please get some rest you did not clear ANYTHING up

y'all ever had to take a shit so bad that you feel your internal organs starting to ossify like a rat's penis

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oh... oh dear

i am utterly terrified for my ears and sanity

billy's an insomniac

stu broke 4 of billys ribs that day 💔💔💔

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the parallels are paralleling

Victim - Animator vs. Animation 11

The Box - Animator vs. Animation 10

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JHSAGJAGHDAJ

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Normal Sherlock and Watson

Medical Sherlock and Watson

Horror Sherlock and Watson

Supernatural Sherlock and Watson

And last but not least, lo and behold

Biblical Sherlock and Watson

(Honorably mention to merlin and King Arthur, the medieval Sherlock and watson)

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oh chargers... YES ANOTHER DUB

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"You can't choose your wishes," explains the genie, and snaps his fingers trice. "I have just given you what you desire, need, and deserve most. Enjoy!"

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Faces carved into the walls of the Paris Catacombs

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smash???????? who said that?????????

engineer doesn't get enough love on this blog considering how much I cannot express my devotion to him, so I’m working to fix that :) this is similar to what I did for damien but it took foreverr!! iswm lighting is so so pretty which makes it impossible to get right ;;u;; the saturation is really high and there's multiple light sources so in terms of rendering it, its like it was personally designed to leave me dead on the floor :))))) either way,, I'm happy with how it turned out!! he’s very prettie :))

also bonus:

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time for some incorrect quotes for runaway ruler, no context at all

Yance: Pinu, what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight? Pinu: Raise the dead. Yance: And what did you do? Pinu: Raise the dead.

Nicholas: Slash gamemode creative. Anakis: Dude, this isn't Mine- Nicholas: *starts levitating*

Yance: You use humor to deflect your trauma. Pinu: Awww, thanks- Yance: That’s not a good thing. Pinu: All I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny.

Wrenn: I can't imagine what Pinu is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.

Yance (brainstorming ideas for pranking Wrenn): How much could a serial killer mask possibly cost? Pinu: Well it’s hard to find a high-quality one made out of leather or silicone, but if you did find a good one like that it’d be a couple thousands of dollars. I can try to hook you up with one but I don’t know if I’d be very successful. Yance: Huh, that’s pretty interesting actually- Wait, how the hell do you know that? Pinu: …I am very passionate about Halloween, Yance.

Anakis: Hey, Pinu, where are you going? Pinu: Well, it depends. When I die, probably hell. Pinu: But right now I’m going to McDonald’s.

Nicholas: Wake me up- Yance: Before you go go Anakis: When September ends Pinu: WAKE ME UP INSIDE