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W-wait! 600 strike concept art?

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NATURAL DISASTER LIVE AT MOUNT OLYMPUS

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Tiresias wanting to map out Hermes' facial features by touch everytime Hermes comes back in case he missed something or in fear of forgetting how Hermes looks like,,, Tiresias being touchy is everything to me

UGH they make me sick

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Ares: BEST CHRISTMAS EVER

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An old tutorial I made for my friends when they won’t stop saying that the paladin and Odysseus are the same person.

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I haven't seen the Odyssey movie but everytime i see this clip I just can't stop laughing why is he posing like that

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head empty, no thoughts...

design by: gigi <3

#epicthemusical #tiresias #imgonnaeathim

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If Hermes and Aeolus are besties, what do they do outside of watching the god games?

Also, you smell like orange peels.

they chill and stuff

and I love that you weren't like, asking or wondering if I smelled like orange peels, you just declared it

must be true then

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original thread by @pukicho and several other users

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As anyone who follows me knows... im a slut for turning fandom "Incorrect quotes" into comics. Have some EPIC.

Script is courtesy of SpraklyFrogs on Reddit.

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love how everyone spares corsica. corsica is the only part of france still remaining

why is france called the hexagon when its abundantly clear that it’s a pentagon

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I called Melanthius “Mint” on accident and its nickname so now I’m just taking years off my life making this

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Hey guys! I'm just letting you all know that I won't be active that much today.

Me and a bunch of psychos on Tumblr are celebrating the death of some old Roman politician.

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What if the suitors were actually smart for once and instead of, oh I don’t know, planning to kill Telemachus and do a big no-no to Penny, they actually went about their plans to woo her with logic?

Like, imagine the suitors actually taking their time and getting to know Telemachus. He’s shy at first and suspicious of their motives but eventually starts to open up to them. They learn that he wants to know how to fight, so they train with him. They learn he likes to weave, so they buy him loom and watch him, complimenting his work so much that he can’t stop smiling. He tells them he’s never been outside the palace and they take him to see the sights if his kingdom.

Telemachus learns about the suitors too. He learns of Amphinomus’ home kingdom. He hears about Eurymachus’ love for poetry. He’s there for Antinous when the man opens up about his issues with his mother.

Telemachus understands and becomes attached to all of the suitors too and now it’s less about trying to get in Penny’s good graces and now wanting to capture Telemachus’ heart.

When Odysseus comes back home, instead of seeing his palace overrun with disgusting pigs, he finds that Telemachus has turned them into quite the little lap dogs and they’ve actually started to turn Ithaca around (not that Ithaca was in shambles or anything but they help out with the kingdom in whatever ways they can).

Penny is just glad that her husband is back and they both tell Telemachus that he can choose a suitor if he so wants, they can see that he’s grown attached to them the same way the suitors have fallen in love with him.

Telemachus is too indecisive to pick one so he ends up with 108 new boyfriends.

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Soon™