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every day my heart feels more and more yearning and honestly

i cant wait 30 days

give him to me now

Hot lawyer by day, still hot lawyer by night ✨

30 days left until Matt Murdock Homecoming! 🥳

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oobh i dont got plany of time (truth)

oobh i got plany off time (lie)

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The Doctor & Missy: text posts – pt. 12

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spin this list of all of the pokemon. you are now that pokemon.

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the main five kingdoms in this universe are rose, sealand, grand towers, borealis, and light ray because their rulers are the most powerful and unfortunately kinda goated

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you cant transcribe desperation unfortunately

please watch this two second clip from santa clarita diet

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i smell a hit post from miles away and why is this giving aromantic vibes am i insane or what

when i said that i didn’t like romance, that was a lie. i love romance. but only if it’s fucked up and gay and everyone is in excruciating misery the entire time

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its odyssey meme season every year from now on (thank you epic the musical)

“Circe?”

“Yes Odysseus?”

“Where’s my crew?”

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thinking about how edwin can canonically withstand more pain than other ghosts. thinking about how that doesn't matter to charles, doesn't even occur to him truthfully, he's still gonna throw himself between edwin and anything that tries to hurt him. but do you think edwin starts thinking about this? starts to worry about the chance that one of these days, a hit that would have been easier for him to shake off is gonna be the thing that takes charles from him??

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im fucking jealous man

anyways i got the Minorista Group

What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what

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oh so THATS why i feel like the endless void /j

aphobes saying that sexual and romantic attraction is what makes us human

so… what they’re really saying is that people on the aromantic and asexual spectrum are gods

wait- demisexual and demiromantic people are demigods

this is amazing lmao

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this is me

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

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Rb if you were/are a gifted kid I wanna see how many of us ended up here

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shout out ppl who chose bending reality as their go to superpower, not realizing they were actually the chosen ones to touch the multiverse one day

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This is your reminder to Scream fans losing their shit over Matthew Lillard coming back to Scream 7 that Melissa Barrera, their LEAD in the last two movies, was fired for being Pro Palestine. And Latina on top of it. Jenna Ortega was the only cast member with a backbone to drop out in support to her.

This is why they’re bringing back the OG team, to make you forget about what they did. Stand with Melissa Barrera. Go watch Abigail and Your Monster instead. Actual original horror movies.

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oh that is perfect thank you for the addition tumblr user merfolkplantgay i cant wait to see what the masses cook up

(i better see some memes about the current state of shit because i am still reeling and memes are the only thing sustaining me)

Well there we have it. A new reaction meme for the ages.