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truth serum / system reveal au where shen qingqiu gets hit with an uncloaking spell that reveals the system in the reflection of his eyes every time it pops up.
during one of his missions, in the treasure hoard of some dragon-like creature, he finds a golden, oval shaped hand mirror, its gaudy style more victorian based than anything (airplane you hack!), that doesn't seem to do anything when he looks into it. but when he does, it reveals the system's screen in his eyes.
he doesn't notice this, of course, because he can't see it, and the system, surprisingly, stays quiet.
the peak lords think he's cursed.
maybe mu qingfang is the first to notice, during the mandatory post mission check-up, when shen qingqiu is scrolling through his most recently accumulated points and mu qingfang can see the strange vividly-blue lines reflected in his pupils. it's gone when shen qingqiu blinks, like it was nothing but a trick of the light.
it comes out when yue qingyuan is visiting and, just as he's done laying out the plans for a new mission, shen qingqiu's eyes glaze over and a bright blue box takes over the whole of his iris. shen qingqiu goes quiet; the thing in his eyes moves, shifts, pulses for a second, like static worms crawling all over his pupils. then he blinks, and it's gone, and shen qingqiu accepts the mission that yue qingyuan was almost sure he would decline.
maybe there is an intervention, when the peak lords corner shen qingqiu at qian cao peak and try to figure out what's wrong, subjecting him to all kinds of treatments and curse-finding spells that turn up empty, they can't find anything.
of course, the silencing threat is still very much up and running. at first shen qingqiu was kind of confused by the whole ordeal, but when the peak lords start describing a "strange blue box", he realizes, with sickening suddenty, that they're describing the system. and he can't say anything.
this only makes everything worse, because their fellow peak lord now keeps evading every question and acts like he doesn't understand. liu qingge points right at his face and asks, "that blue box, what is it?" and shen qingqiu laughs nervously and starts talking about how bright the weather is and surely it's the sky and nothing to worry about!
even worse, during the intervention the system thought it was a good idea to start talking to him, so now even the peak lords who hadn't seen it and who might have been persuaded by light tricks and reflections, get a first row view that no, that definitely isn't a trick of the light.
they try to do the whole thing of "are you in danger, blink twice" but shen qingqiu can't even do that because it's still a direct admittance!
maybe eventually he starts saying vague confirmations that don't actually confirm anything, like "this master hears what you're saying", or maybe he goes with a classic "this master can neither confirm nor deny that." but the system starts warning him for that too and eventually he stops saying anything, which worries the others more.
luckily mu qingfang catches on that every time they ask a direct question about the box or shen qingqiu says anything vaguely confirming, it appears. it doesn't appear when they ask about curses or demons, so it must not see that as a threat.
for a little extra angst: maybe the peak lords keep pressuring him for answers, and at some point shen qingqiu gets fed up and snaps out something like, "why don't you understand that i'm not allowed to answer that!" the system counts this as a direct admittance, threatening it's existence. so it punishes. shen qingqiu has a qi deviation so bad it lasts two weeks and takes two people every day to cleanse his meridians. the system doesn't appear in that time. it doesn't appear for a long while after that, either. the peak lords stop asking, mainly because shen qingqiu will instantly leave the room if they do. they don't stop searching for a cure, though.
shang qinghua returns from a business trip and catches on the second someone mentions a blue box and forced silencing.
#i like the idea of sqq sort of disassociating every time he talks with the system#like his eyes go unfocused and he goes quiet and doesnt seem to hear what others are saying#and the others always thought that was odd but hey. whatever. until some strange *thing* started showing up#i do also like the idea of the system slowly allowing sqq more liberties#bc its decided it likes this storyline#liu qingge comes to cleanse sqqs meridians and gets red with anger when the system pops up in sqqs eyes#but then sqq reaches out to him and says ''no. it... likes you.''#the system doesnt (cant) really like anyone. but its gifting him friendship points when liu qingge visits him and that's positive?#liu qingge doesnt see it as positive and gets even more mad because what do you MEAN this monster enitity ''likes him''????#liu qingge is going to kill it the first chance he has!!#yue qingyuan talks about a mission looking for volunteers and you can *see* his face fall when the blue box appears#''it wants you to go. doesn't it?'' ''this shidi would like to join this mission.'' ''i understand.''#sometimes the blue box appears and sqq looks *stricken*. like he just saw something really awful#but he just cant talk about it#svsss#scum villain's self saving system#scum villain#shen qingqiu#yue qingyuan#mu qingfang#system svsss#svsss au#reveal au
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“Hannibal is a sadistic psychopath who cuts organs out of his victims while they’re still alive to eat them later”
Okay, yeah, and he also cries at the opera so….
#balance#he’s rlly not that bad guys#he’s just dramatic#and maybe they deserved it#maybe#hannibal lecter#nbc hannibal#will graham#hannibal#hannibal nbc#hannigram#opera#hannibal the cannibal#Hannibal’s character is genuinely so interesting tho#I wanna put him in a box and shake him around to see all the sides of him#him and will#bring me them!#mads mikkelsen#hugh dancy#murder husbands#so what if he’s the devil rick
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It makes me so mad how excited I was for Belinda. To see a companion who didn't buy into the hype and the mystique that often surrounds The Doctor, who didn't see him as this infallible hero but as this flawed and potentially dangerous man, who never fell in line or at his feet but stood in front and asserted herself as an equal, who isn't in the TARDIS by choice and has a life of her own as a single woman in a high-pressured job that she still wants to get back to despite the time travel and the adventure, because she too gets to save lives every day even back on Earth and she doesn't need a Time Lord to do that - it was so incredibly refreshing.
And the issue is, while Belinda continued to call the shots for at least the first five episodes of the series, they dropped the ball with her characterisation as early as the second episode. For her to be so critical of The Doctor at the end of episode one, and so immediately perceptive of his ability to endanger those around him for the sake of his own pursuit of adventure, and yet for her to already abandon that notion and trust him entirely by the end of the next episode, to the extent that by the end of the series she is completely unfazed when on several occasions her instincts were proven to be correct, is not only a massive change in characterisation, but also a colossal waste of such a compelling premise.
And then for her character to be reduced not only to being the mother of The Doctor's child, but ultimately completely rewritten so that they were brought together so that she could be Poppy's mother - and choose to leave on that premise also - is so unbelievably insulting and disappointing. Varada is wonderful. Belinda is wonderful. The dynamic between the actors and the characters is one of my favourites in a long time.
Belinda and Varada aren't the only ones who deserve better after this series (I could write entire essays about Ruby and Fifteen), but I really thought we were onto something and while Belinda will always have a place in my heart, I'm just gutted the series and the character ended on this note.
#can't believe i've become a negative poster#never thought i'd end up here#i'm just so mad#and so tired of characters being wasted like this#i want my silly blue box show back#doctor who#doctor who series 15#doctor who season 2#belinda chandra#varada sethu#rant
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it's destabilizing my worldview that according to all reports the wicked movie is actually good. what do you mean. big-budget star-studded movie adaptations of hit stage musicals are supposed to be bad. that is the way of the world. I think this is one of the seals of the apocalypse. they need to get back on set and film a version that's bad Right now.
#movie musicals can only be good if they're box office flops with little wide appeal. stop this madness.#marina marvels at life
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the original winx

costuming of the characters in the adaptation by a multi-billion dollar company

katseye’s halloween costumes



#they served so hard i’m so mad#DO YOU SEE HOW EASY IT WAS NETFLIX UH? NOT A ONE FOR ONE BUT YOU CAN CLEARLY TELL IT’S THE WINX??#TONY STARK COULD BUILD THIS IN A CAVE WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS#winx club#winx#katseye#they ate downnn#halloween
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what if there was a third group who only liked parody content, not the northwest's underground comix style satirical content, they just like the mainstream stuff made for pure entertainment and comedic value
The Great Kills Guild!
#the eltingville club#<-but also not technically!#the great kills guild#think mad magazine garbage pale kids etc etc#also I thought the spaceballs figurines were an actual thing and not custom made so now it just looks like a normal star wars toy#but the original was accidentally based off of “RetroCustomArt” 's custom boxed figure from etsy because I thought it was legit lmao
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the doctor and river song are unironically one of the most tragic love stories in modern media, but they keep getting undermined by writing that would rather go for cheap laughs and badly hidden fetishisations instead of fully leaning into the pathos of time travellers who keep meeting their soulmate in the wrong order
#will i ever forgive steven moffat for having the best idea ever and then deciding to do fuck all about it#doubtful#arguably doctor who isn’t the best media for this story anyway#because the stories are infinitely better when the companion is the main character and the doctor is the mad man with the box#who stumbles into the main character’s life#doctor who#river song#tenth doctor#eleventh doctor#twelfth doctor#doctor x river#doctorriver#10th doctor#11th doctor#12th doctor
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Tick Tock, Teddy-Bear.
#the bastards box wasn’t enough I had to trap this fucker in a hour glass#IM NEVER RENDERING GOLD AGAIN IN MY LIFE I DIDNT LEARN THE FIRST TIME-#anyway guess who’s not dead. sorry I disappeared for a hot sec as you might be able to deduce this one took a while#also life happened lol. I was doing this inbetween uni work a social life and being ill.#I’m not going to reveal how long this one took because I’m genuinly ashamed I put so much time into drawing Ted fucking Spankoffski#just know this might be the most amount of time and effort Iv ever put into a artwork in my entire life#I’m not too mad about it actually because I wanted to make one final big artwork before I turn 20#ted spankoffski#theodore spankoffski#starkid#team starkid#starkid productions#starkid fanart#fanart starkid#time bastard#starkid time bastard#time bastard nightmare time#nightmare time#starkid nightmare time#hatchetfield nightmare time#nmt#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#hatchetfield universe#fanart#my art
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Ivan's face of (excitement??) when he was getting beat up and was beating up Till because this was likely the most attention he got from him all week is so crazy.. i need to examine this guy under a microscope

#alien stage#alnst till#alnst ivan#ivantill#also how did this kid manage to throw punches like that#this isnt the boxing ring boy#Ivan is really not dodging the 'pigtail puller arc' allegations#now that i think of it#when till had longer hair#he probably yanked it to make till mad#alien stage ivan#alien stage till
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civilian steph au I’m rotating in my head

#see and they meet at a boxing gym#civilian gf who gets rightfully mad at their superhero partner who’s always lying and can’t communicate for shit#tall stephanie… dreamy smile��..#they’re in the rain not sweating btw#or they can be sweating idk whatever floats your boat#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#stephanie brown fanart#cassandra cain fanart#stephcass fanart
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I hate seeing photos like this lol what do you mean they're not actually looking into each other's eyes across the table?
#we be swooning over mads gazing at some box or some shit#nbc hannibal#hannigram#will graham#hannibal#murder husbands#hannibal lecter#hugh dancy#mads mikkelsen
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credit if using the bases ♡ no cred needed 4 the userboxes
uses this npd flag ++ our midnight / suspected npd flag
#npd flag#npd traits#npd safe#npd#narcissistic personality disorder#user box#userboxes#this user is#this user#userbox#anti endo dni#endogenic safe#endo safe#pro endo#endo friendly#mad pride
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I thought he was being cute and lounging on the floor but he actually had fucking GI stasis
#never trust a rabbit#he’s fine now I was just on babysitting duty until 11pm#pain in my ass!!!!!!!!!!#I started panicking bc he was bloated and trying to massage the air out of his tummy and he was so mad at me for force feeding him#and giving him gas drops that he flopped over like 3/4 of the way in his litter box#and was breathing super fast and went all limp when I was trying to move him so I thought he was dying#he is currently eating hay from the feeder and ate lots of veggies last night#but dude. come ON.#bunny#rabbit#pets#rabbits#animals#house bunny#house rabbit#eldritch horror#bunnies#velveteen lop#bunnies of tumblr#bunblr#rabbits of tumblr#pets of tumblr#petblr
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!!! WIP !!! Redesigning the Slashfic sprite designs (I drew over the sprites, more like a sprite edit I CANNOT CLAIM I DREW THIS ENTIRELY OR ANYTHING LOL) bc the designs lowkey make me mad 😭 I tried to feature more lore or alter outfits to fit/not make them direct slasher copies of who they’re inspired by,,,, Im tired
Slashfic fans do NOT burn me at the stake brah,, these are j my redesigns/headcanons… tips my hat and leaves
Also yes Jay has a tingy around his wrist, he needs one fo sho
COMPLETED SPRITES WILL BE IN REBLOGS!
#slashfic#dorian#slashfic dorian#ghost dorian#jay dorian#leather dorian#mike dorian#THIS GAME PISSES ME OFF I CANT STAND IT#But i cant stop playing….#IM MAD AT IT but im fixated… bc i think i can make it super cool#my art#pandoras box#dorian jay#dorian mike#dorian ghost#dorian leather
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OH also, AU I've been thinking about where the Lan are known for being professional ballet dancers/teachers and Lan Sizhui is like Lan Wangji's protégé (/son) of sorts. Meanwhile, Mo Xuanyu is like a self taught ballet dancer that learned everything he knows from trial and error, and online. Cut to Wei Wuxian, Lan Wangji's favourite musician (anything but classical) and the guy whose music he used to dance to just for fun, who has been basically dead to the world for thirteen years, putting out a call for two young ballet dancers to help him with his new music video. Lan Sizhui and Mo Xuanyu, who both grew up dancing to his music (Sizhui with his father), offer auditions. Wei Wuxian has always loved the Lan and is honoured to have one in his music video, and he is in love with Xuanyu's raw, emotional dancing. Cue found family and all that, I've just realised how insane this actually sounds
-> be four
-> make au thats specifically catered to kill eli (found family, modern au, mo xuanyu and wwx bestieisms)
-> end ask with 'this sounds insane actually', as if Modern Wangxian In VariousCareers Having Found Family Moments isnt my personal brand of crack ????? never slander urself again smh!
anyway is most of this just my 'wangxian are yves-core' agenda....well yes......however.........
#ask#my art#sketch#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#wei wuxian#lan wangji#mo xuanyu#lan sizhui#fanart#art#ive been sitting on this - and many more asks -for like a century bc i keep going to draw them and i just. hrhrghrghhhhcant fuckcing draww#but darling four trust that i welcome any and all of ur aus IDGAF! i love em ALL!#ur mad scientist wwx au driving me nuts btw i have urge to draw him but. once again. cant fuckign DRAW recently!!! hell!!!#hrhghh#you'll see me in ur ask box eventually.#everyone reading these tags should go listen to I DID [BLOOM - DELUXE EDITION] BY YVES!#NOW!!!!!!!!!!#ESPECIALLY SEE YOU IN HELL AND HASHTAG!!!! WHAT INCREDIBLE SONGS!!!!!#diorama such a lwj song to me u need to listen to that one too#listen to yves whole discography while ur at it. its legit 2 albums. one of thems only 4 songs. please. go listen to her. i love he.r
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Since this seems to be a hot topic I think a lot of the fandom is putting too much stock in Jean being soft and kind. He is soft and kind, that’s true, but he is also still a bitch who can and will get violent. And now is violence always the answer? No. But he is violent. And it’s pretty clear he’s going to learn that he does not always have to react with violence but I also don’t think all his non soft behavior comes from the nest. People can be more than one thing and it really stresses me out that everyone shoves him in one category or the other.
#it just kinda of feels like everyone wants him to fit in this sheep in wolf’s clothing box#and because I say he’s also mad#I’m getting accused of saying he’s never soft ever#rant post Ig sorry#jean moreau#jeremy knox#the sunshine court#jerejean#the golden raven#aftg#all for the game
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