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potpourri-of-ecclecticism · 8 months ago
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- I don’t think a rugged cliff is Paul’s style. - No. No, probably not. But is it yours? - Yeah, I think it’s beautiful here. - Yeah, me too.
IRISH WISH (2024) dir. Janeen Damian
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livelovecaliforniadreams · 9 months ago
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theclassymike · 8 months ago
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Lindsay Lohan & Ed Speleers in Irish Wish (2024)
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satoshy12 · 11 months ago
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New Gotham SWAT Commander Danny
After the Joker once again took the Gotham Gala hostage, the people in the Gala were surprised, as for once the police were able to do anything about it. As the SWAT came in and shot Joker and his goons down.
And saved the Hostage? Bruce Wayne's daughter Cassandra. Not normal.
All were confused; normally, the cops just wait for Batman or fail.
It turns out Gotham had a new SWAT commander who took the shots on the Joker.
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Danny was pissed but happy too; he just worked here because his mother's brother, Uncle James, works here too.
Then Dad sent him here to learn about police work and see different kinds of things, not just Amity Park. Just defusing Bombs seem to get boring for Danny.
And the first thing he did at his job was kill a clown gang?
Well worth it.
I have no idea why people look so surprised; it's just a clown with a gun, not Superman.
A gun does the job.
And Cass was here too, the last time he saw her was as she teached Ellie ballet.
As Danny was new, he had no real idea about the crime world of Gotham.
When the Gordons visit, they don't talk about Gotham, and the people in Amity Park never cared about the outside world.
They have their Fenton shield as a defense against alien invasions or similar.
Danny meet the cute Cass as she teached Ellie Ballet, who was the Joker took hostage.
Danny shooting Joker had nothing to do with Cass. He saw it later it was Cass after they were done.
Danny was professional and not lead by emotion. A new clean cop in Gotham.
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bet-on-me-13 · 9 months ago
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If Jack is Bruce, then maybe Maddie is...
So! In most stories where Jack Fenton is an alternate universe version of Bruce Wayne, they have Maddie as an Alternate Talia or Selena. But I propose a different path.
We already have another Red-Headed, Serious, good a fighting, can keep Bruce in check, person in Gotham that we can use.
Maddie Fenton, is a Genderswapped version of Commissioner Gordon.
She's a little younger than her alternate self, and much crazier, but otherwise she's pretty much identical to him. No Nonsense, Intelligent, Caring, Protective, and wanting to make the World/Gotham a better place for their Kid(s).
This of course means that Jazz is an alternate Barabara, and Danny is either an alternate Damien or an Alternate Cass (since Barbara and Cass have a sibling-type relationship)
Just a fun idea I had.
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tealeavesandtrash · 3 months ago
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Wolfstar Micro Fic - @wolfstarmicrofic prompt: Gymnastics - 260 words
“I think you’re reading too much into this,” Sirius mutters as he flops onto the bed, burying his face in the sheets and jostling James and his laptop in the process.
“You’re not reading into it enough. He literally asked you out on a date.”
Sirius lets out a small whining huff. “We’re just getting food,” comes the muffled response. “Me and you go for food together all the time, it doesn’t mean he like likes me.”
"No, it means you're both head-over-heels in love with each other and he's the only one who's worked up the guts to actually do something about it," James corrects. “Have you seen the place he’s taking you? I don’t take you out to fancy romantic restaurants, that’s exclusively for people I want to bang.”
Sirius pokes his head out of the pillow, pouting like a petulant child. “So he only wants me for my body?”
“The mental gymnastics you’re pulling to avoid this are astounding. He’s probably at home doodling Remus Black as we speak.”
“Lupin-Black.”
“What?”
The pout shifts into a dopey, lovesick grin. It makes James want to whack him over the head with a pillow. “We’d double-barrel our names.”
“Jesus Christ, you’re both insufferable," James mutters, kicking Sirius in the ribs to make him get up. "Go get ready for your date so you two can make goo-goo eyes at each other without bothering me.”
Sirius reluctantly slides off the bed, slinking out to his own room, with one final protest of  “Not a date!” 
“Save it for the wedding!”
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rainforest-daisies · 1 year ago
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Kinktober 23’ masterlist!
A/n: Heyyy…hey..how y’all doin😀 this is so on brand of me to post the masterlist 2 days before october🧍🏻‍♀️
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1|breeding kink-steve harrington
2|Thigh riding-Natasha Romanoff
3|Shower sex-Daryl Dixon
4|Cockwarming-Spencer Reid
5|Mommy kink-Ethan Landry
6|Begging-Sam Winchester
7|Overstimulation-Robin Buckley
8|body worship-Ellie Williams
9|mirror sex-Sirius Black
10|Uniform kink-Leon Kennedy
11|Loss of virginity-Peter Parker
12|Strap-ons-Hazel Callahan
13|car sex-Billy Hargrove
14|Bondage-John B Routledge
15|mask kink-Simon ‘ghost’ Riley
16|Brat taming-Rafe Cameron
17 |praise kink-JJ Maybank
18|Degradation kink-Rafe Cameron
19|Dry humping-Tate Langdon
20|Face fucking-Rafe Cameron
21|Face sitting-Ethan Landry
22|Knife kink-Billy Loomis
23|Exhibition-JJ maybank
24|spanking-Wanda Maximoff
25|hair pulling-Spencer Reid
26|lingerie-Maddy Perez
27|Sex pollen-James Potter
28|Choking-Regulus Black
29|Orgasm control-Billy Hargrove
30|hand kink-Steve Harrington
31|Serial killer AU-Rafe Cameron
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veryberryjelly · 6 months ago
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veryberryjelly's 1.5k dinner party !!
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i have no idea how so many people care about my writing but i am not complaining! i reached 1.5k recently and i am holding a dinner party event in celebration ! send me some requests ! { 30/5 - 13/6 }
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metalcowgirl · 1 year ago
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thinking about sex on the beach with this james…
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it would be your first time. he would be on a towel in the sand at night, the cool breeze blowing your hair. he would be ever so gentle, caressing every curve of your body. he would let you be ontop, so you had all the control. he’d tell you how beautiful you looked ontop of him, how amazing you felt.
he would place kisses on your breasts and down your neck, gripping your hips. he would want everyone to know you belonged to him.
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writingsfrombeyondthegrave · 2 months ago
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Welcome to the Graveyard
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potpourri-of-ecclecticism · 8 months ago
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- Is this what you really want, Maddie? Is Paul really the person you want to share the rest of your life with? - Marrying Paul is my wish come true. - Then why are you so sad?
IRISH WISH (2024) dir. Janeen Damian
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courfee · 1 year ago
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if you ask nicely
@jegulus-microfic | august 27 - shade | wc 1.2k | implied nsfw after the ending
this is just james trying to flirt and getting flustered instead
Now the thing is – James is great at flirting. He’s great at appearing confident and cocky and making the people around him blush with genuine compliments and well-placed flirtations. What he is not great at, he recently had to learn, is being flirted with.
“You’re standing in my sun,” Regulus huffs, looking up at him from where he is sitting with his back against a tree, book in hand.
“I know,” James replies with an easy grin.
Regulus glares at him. “Would it hurt you to live one single day without going out of your way to annoy me?”
James pretends to think, moving his head from one side to the other. “I don’t know,” he hums finally. “I’m not willing to find out the answer though. Just in case. Don’t want to risk getting hurt, you know?” Really, he just likes getting Regulus’ attention. And annoying him simply is the easiest way to do that.
“If you want to be a nuisance please at least do so sitting down.”
“Why?” James asks, making no move to comply. “Don’t you like this gorgeous me-shaped shadow around you?”
“No.”
James pouts. “I’m only trying to help you out here. You should probably spend more time in the shade with your pale skin. Wouldn’t want your pretty face to get burned.”
“I’m fine,” Regulus retorts, completely bypassing James’ compliment. He had worked so hard on the conversational build-up to make it come naturally, and Regulus just ignores it... “I like the sun.”
“You know, people keep telling me I’m like the sun, so I think me standing here is a win-win for you.”
“You’re not,” Regulus disagrees and James is already opening his mouth to express his hurt at that comment when Regulus continues. “As opposed to the sun, I actually really enjoy looking at you.”
James shuts his mouth again, his cheeks heating up ever so slightly. He tries again, but with those few simple words Regulus has perfectly managed to wipe any witty counterremarks from his mind.
“Now, if you could please move...”
Defeated in his attempt at flirting he sighs. To this day, however, James is undefeated in his attempts at being annoying, and he’s not planning on changing that now. He sits down next to Regulus with his back to the sun so he can look at the other boy, shuffling close enough that their legs touch. Regulus turns back to his book and resumes reading.
For a while James is satisfied enough just watching Regulus. For all his talk earlier, he really does like looking at Regulus doused in sunlight. There’s a silver shine to his dark hair and the freckles across his nose stand out more prominently. He’s absolutely beautiful. He’s also absolutely ignoring James once again, and that will simply not do.
James starts by repeatedly poking Regulus’ knee. At first this only earns him a glare over the edge of the book. But when James returns that glare with a blinding smile and continues, Regulus reaches over to swat his hand away.
James sighs dramatically and falls backwards onto the grass, spreading his arms out around him. He busies himself with cloud watching for a good minute before getting bored again, so he decides the next best step to getting Regulus’ attention is picking daisies and placing them one by one along Regulus’ leg.
“James,” Regulus says with a sigh, but he doesn’t even look up from his book.
“Regulus,” James replies, and when Regulus doesn’t react to that either, he adds on, “What are you reading?”
Regulus lifts his book a little higher so James can read the title off the cover, which is not the reply he had been hoping for.
James groans in frustration, throwing his hands up in the air. This at least seems to gain Regulus’ attention, as he glances over at him. With a desirous glint that doesn’t escape James’ notice he lets his eyes travel across James’ arms down to the sliver of skin beneath the hem of his shirt that got lifted in the process.
Even though it only lasts a moment, Regulus turning back to his book almost instantly, James smirks and decides it is time to be more of a menace. If this is what gets Regulus’ attention he can work with it. He grabs the back of his shirt and in one swift motion pulls it over his head, tossing it aside. He stretches, more than necessary, and at the pull in the muscles of his back lets out another groan.
Unfortunately, Regulus’ determination to keep his attention off of James is apparently higher than James had expected, but it’s still no match for his own determination to counteract that. One by one James picks up the daisies from Regulus’ legs and starts twisting them into a thin flower crown. Once he’s done he reaches over and places it gingerly on top Regulus’ head. “Beautiful,” he assesses the picture before him.
“I’m sure you are,” Regulus replies without missing a beat despite still only looking at his book.
“Are you?” James asks critically. “You’re not even looking at me. I might have very well lost all my beauty in the last couple minutes.”
Regulus looks up in annoyance, but that annoyance quickly dissipates when he realises James is sitting very much shirtless in front of him. With a loud snap he shuts his book in frustration. “Fucking stop distracting me, I’m trying to read.”
“Oh, so you think I’m distracting?” James says, wiggling his eyebrows at Regulus and flexing his abs, just because he can and also because apparently it’s distracting. He likes being distracting. A lot.
“Oh, fuck you,” Regulus huffs, but there’s a pink tint to his cheeks so the words lose some of their bite.
“Sure,” James says, conspiratorially leaning forward with a mischievous grin, “If you ask nicely.”
Regulus glares at him defiantly for several seconds, before dropping his gaze. A beat later he is looking up at James again, his eyes half lidded, gazing up at him through his long dark lashes. “Please, James, will you fuck me?” he asks sweetly.
James chokes. His face is burning red and he’s coughing and blinking away tears as he splutters, “What?”
“I nicely asked you to please fuck me,” Regulus repeats, as if James hasn’t perfectly heard him the first time. As if James isn’t currently close to death because of it.
“You can’t just say that,” James says once he’s remembered how to breathe normally again. “This is not what’s supposed to happen. You’re the one that’s supposed to be flustered. This isn’t– What the fuck, Reg, you’re not supposed to actually ask?”
“And yet I did,” Regulus says, a smirk hiding rather visibly in the corners of his lips, “And you have yet to reply. Or do you want to take back your promise?”
James doesn’t have to think about his answer this time, which is a blessing, because all the blood needed to restart his brain is currently on its way to a different part of his body. “No,” he says, “I don’t.”
The smile Regulus gives him before getting up and pulling James to his feet alongside him is enough to nearly bring him back down to his knees.
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theclassymike · 7 months ago
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Lindsay Lohan & Ed Speleers in the film Irish Wish (2024)
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ethan-torchios-bitch · 1 month ago
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“marlene has a crush on james”
bitch wHAT
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macrocest · 2 months ago
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There are 44 works in our Cestember ao3 collection as of today!
That's double since the last time we updated! Here are more that have been added since the last two recaps:
child's play by Anonymous
Tales of Zestiria, Tales of Berseria  | Edna/Eizen (Tales of Series)
Written for Cestember 2024, prompt: “student/professor”.
Time paradox by mikeellee
Danny Phantom  | Danny Fenton/Jazz Fenton
What would happen to make Danny Fenton finally lose his head? Jazz ponders about this. Jazz is no longer in the present but in a bleak future… But where is Danny? Her sweet baby brother? Jazz will finally have an answer to her biggest question.
Still Cares by Klavier (FictionalEvidence)
逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney  | Ayame | Iris/Miyanagi Chinami | Dahlia Hawthorne, Ayame | Iris (Gyakuten Saiban)
Dahlia kissed Iris as if she was making a promise to come back to her.
I can make your dreams come true by KittyDaydreams
X-Men (Movieverse) | Laura Kinney/Logan
Laura has a fantasy. An old woman says her potion can make it come true. It probably won't work … but what if it does?
Dream by Klavier (FictionalEvidence), Kristoph (FictionalEvidence)
逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney  | Garyuu Kirihito | Kristoph Gavin/Garyuu Kyouya | Klavier Gavin
Klavier wakes up after having a very interesting dream. He isn't aware that he's being watched by the person he's dreaming of and fantasying about.
A Brother's Helping Hand by GoldenBi
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling  | Albus Severus Potter/James Sirius Potter
James had snuck into Slytherin dozens of times since he’d been at Hogwarts. It wasn’t particularly difficult to get a password, Scorpius was always willing to give him the new one if he explained that he needed to see his brother. Scorpius always gave him such a hopeful look that James nearly felt guilty that he didn’t go there to talk to Albus. No, he only went to watch.
Shameless by Klavier (FictionalEvidence), Kristoph (FictionalEvidence)
逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney  | Garyuu Kirihito | Kristoph Gavin/Garyuu Kyouya | Klavier Gavin
Klavier is turned on by the idea of exposing his naked body and having public sex with his brother. Kristoph agrees, but only once.
The Hole by DespairNagito (orphan_account)
Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc | Naegi Komaru/Naegi Makoto
There was a hole in a wall for Komaru and Makoto to use if they would be in a trouble.
Darkness by Klavier (FictionalEvidence), Kristoph (FictionalEvidence)
逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney  | Garyuu Kirihito | Kristoph Gavin/Garyuu Kyouya | Klavier Gavin
Klavier hated his brother for everything he had done and couldn't believe he kept coming there. Maybe the idea of humiliating Kristoph was stimulating enough to make him coming back to him. He sometimes would leave his older brother on the edge to see him begging. To see Kristoph doing those sweet eyes and begging him to let him come. Or maybe the reason was to punish his older brother by getting him pregnant?
I can see right through you by KittyDaydreams
Superman - All Media Types  | Clark Kent/Martha Kent
When Clark comes home, Martha is wearing a skimpy, daring outfit. She’s wearing it for her, not him. She swears.
Ruined by Klavier (FictionalEvidence), Kristoph (FictionalEvidence)
逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney  | Garyuu Kirihito | Kristoph Gavin/Garyuu Kyouya | Klavier Gavin
Kristoph couldn't believe his own eyes how obedient Klavier was to him. His younger brother, who has just won his first case as a prosecutor, was fully naked in front of him and was completely shameless about it. He even licked his lips, waiting for his reward for doing a good job in ruining someone's entire career.
Sweet Dreams by DespairNagito (orphan_account)
Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc  | Enoshima Junko/Ikusaba Mukuro
Junko was always turned on by the idea of raping her twin in her sleep.
Warm Me Up, My Child by SnarkyGranger1
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  | Alphard Black/Andromeda Black Tonks, Pollux Black/Bellatrix Black Lestrange
A familial bonding moment.
Doing homework with Professor Maddie Fenton by KittyDaydreams
Danny Phantom  | Danny Fenton/Maddie Fenton
Maddie Fenton is lonely after the disappearance of her husband, Jack. Danny Fenton is nervous about going away to college. There's a way they can help each other through role play.
I See You by FictionalEvidence
逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney  | Houzuki Akane | Ema Skye/Houzuki Tomoe | Lana Skye
Ema went to take a drink from the kitchen, but something stops her on her way. Or much rather – someone.
You Didn't Tell by FictionalEvidence
逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney  | Naruhodou Minuki | Trucy Wright/Odoroki Housuke | Apollo Justice
They didn't know, but at least had fun.
here, there be monsters by liqherstorevagrant
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  | Regulus Black/Sirius Black/Bellatrix Black Lestrange/Rodolphus Lestrange, Regulus Black/Sirius Black/Remus Lupin/James Potter
Regulus’ older brother suffers much at the hands of their cousins, and for the longest time, his sacrifice bore Regulus’ name. That is, until one day, when the devil comes a’knocking, and now no amount of sacrifice can prolong the inevitable.
Please by Klavier (FictionalEvidence), Kristoph (FictionalEvidence)
逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney  | Garyuu Kirihito | Kristoph Gavin/Garyuu Kyouya | Klavier Gavin
How is it to just start your career as a prosecutor and beg your brother to fuck you, Klavier?
Movie Night by kryptophaps
Original Work  | Original Female Character(s)/Original Female Character(s)/works)
Eve finds Jenna frustrated after a failed night and tries to help her cool down—in an appropriate way, of course (while she keeps the inappropriate ways of doing so to herself).
Warm My Backside by KittyDaydreams
Firefly (TV 2002)  | River Tam/Simon Tam
River has a hankering … for some spankering and only one man can do it for her.
Her Latest Invention by KittyDaydreams
A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket  | Klaus Baudelaire/Violet Baudelaire
Klaus stumbles on his sister’s latest invention. It opens his mind to new ideas.
All night long by cassetteinability
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  | Regulus Black/Sirius Black
“You’re a wreck, Siri,” Regulus said, cutting off Sirius’ thoughts instantly. His eyes roved over Sirius’ body, lips tipping up at the corners when he spotted the cooling come surrounding his navel, the hair leading to his cock stuck together and matted down. “Good dreams?” Regulus’ tone was mocking, if not sultry, and his eyes were glinting with mischief and delight at having caught Sirius in such a precarious situation, but Sirius refused to let him win. “I always dream of you, Reggie.” Written for Cestember, prompt 1: wet dreams
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tealeavesandtrash · 6 months ago
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Sirius upon finding out about Jegulus: Reg, why? You deserve more than him. I’ve lived with him, his feet stink and he snores and he still asks people to cut the crusts of his sandwiches.
James: wait what?
Sirius: And James. You can do better. He’s feral, he’s bitten me twice this year already. He’s drawn blood.
Regulus: …
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