#mac santiago-peralta

[mjbythebay]

Rip Jake Peralta you would have loved the tortured poets department.

He's not dead he just would have loved it.

Totally would have stayed up all night analyzing the songs and yelling when the 2am version came out.

[thesantiagoperaltas]

the scruffy dad look is real

[feal-the-grinch]

Incorrect B99 quote #12 ( B99 future)

Jake, driving Mac and Enigma back from school: So how was your day? Enigma: We almost got surprise-adopted! Jake: What? Mac: We almost got kidnapped. Jake: Oh, okay. Jake: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

[dragonbinx]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kevin Cozner/Ray Holt, Jake Peralta/Amy Santiago, Ray Holt & Jake Peralta, Kevin Cozner & Amy Santiago Characters: Ray Holt, Kevin Cozner, Cheddar (Brooklyn Nine-Nine), Jake Peralta, Amy Santiago, McClane "Mac" Peralta Additional Tags: Fluff and Humor, Animals Series: Part 13 of Pride Fics 2024! 🌈, Part 1 of The Adventures of Mac and Cheddar Summary:

“Raymond," Kevin announced after he finished his first plain scone, "Cheddar has made a friend.”

“I’m aware,” Raymond replied, frowning.  “The little guy.”

“Mac Peralta?”

“Yes, him.”

“Ah.  Well, I wasn’t talking about him.  Cheddar has made a new friend.”

Raymond wants to have a nice Sunday with his husband. The Peralta-Santiago's get a dog who makes friends with Cheddar. Raymond does not have as nice of a Sunday as he hoped.

[manicpixieyandere]

Merry Reunionween

A Brooklyn Nine-Nine Episode

Sorry it took so long for us to make another script, finals week was rough, but finally over! Anyway, here is a script for a Christmas Heist episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine. We miss these guys a lot! Happy Holidays, we hope you enjoy!

Episode Desc:

Happy Halloween and Merry Christmas! Join the cast of Brooklyn Nine-Nine for 2024's Halloween (delayed to Christmas) Heist! Who will win this game of twists and turns before the clock strikes 12? Only time will tell!

[danielpulse85]

I convinced myself so much that Mac is going to grow up to tell her parents that she's a girl that I felt very weird listening everyone missgendering her.

[the-quiet-winds]

It took Kevin Cozner a long time to see the squad as his husband's - and later his own - family. Now more than ever, he is glad to have the strange little family.

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For Andre Braugher.

[just-a-latina-fangirl]

Mac has proudly declared Amy is his second favorite mommy and she has stewed on this for weeks.

Discuss!

She goes out of her way to try to find out who the other mommy is, she's even used her job privileges but this woman's nowhere to be found. It's not a teacher, it's not some other kid's mom, it's not even a fictional character, and Amy's starting to go insane.

Turns out Mac's first favorite mommy is Jake. He'd heard some other kid talk about his “stay-at-home mommy” and he somehow was like “oh that's what daddy does, so he must be a stay-at-home mommy too”

Jake actually knew about this but let the chaos ensue

[jake-and-amy-are-married]

Jake and Amy with the grandkids (if any)

They try really really really hard not to become their own parents when it comes to Mac's choice of having a child or not, but Mac does end up having a child, much to their joy.

I HC that Mac wasn't as lucky in love as his parents, so he probably coparents his child with the mom, and Jake and Amy ADORE the kiddo and dote on them until they're spoiled rotten.

[jewish-ship-showdown]

Ships that have already qualified (read before submitting):

Jude Lizowski/Jonesy Garcia

Tyler Kennedy "TK" Strand/Carlos Reyes

Peter Parker (Spider-Man)/Gwen Stacey

Willow Rosenberg/Winifred "Fred" Burkle

Francine Frensky/Muffy Crosswire

Susan Ivanova/Marcus Cole

Kate Kane (Batwoman)/Renee Montoya

Barry B. Benson/Vanessa Bloome

Jake Peralta/Amy Santiago

Willow Rosenberg/Tara Maclay

Jack Zimmermann/Eric "Bitty" Bittle

Justin "Ransom" Oluransi/Adam "Holster" Birkholtz

Danny/Reuven

Larissa "Lara" Bogdan/Jasmine

Kelsey Pokly/Isabella "Stacks" Alvarado

Rebecca Bunch/Audra Levine

Rebecca Bunch/Greg Serrano

Rebecca Bunch/Nathaniel Plimpton

Samantha "Sam" Manson/Danniel "Danny" Fenton

Bruce Wayne (Batman)/Selina Kyla (Catwoman)

Bruce Wayne (Batman)/Clark Kent (Superman)

Clark Kent (Superman)/Lois Lane

Harley Quinn/Pamela Isley (Poison Ivy)

Barney Guttman/Logan Nguyen

Leah/Chanan

Shay Goldstein/Dominic Yun

Marvin/Whizzer

Trina/Mendel Weisenbachfeld

Perchik/Hodel

Tzeitel/Motel

Monica Gellar/Chandler Bing

Molly McGee/Libby Stein Torres

Rachel Berry/Noah Puckerman

Fiddleford McGucket/Stanford Pines

Cristina Yang/Owen Hunt

Cristina Yang/Preston Burke

Levi Schmidt/Nico Kim

Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam

James Wilson/Gregory House

The Baker and/The Baker's Wife

Kim Possible/Ron Stoppable

The Jewish People/The Shabbat Bride

Alec Hardison/Parker

Max Eisenhardt (Magneto)/Charles Xavier (Professor X)

Steve Rogers (Captain America)/James "Bucky" Barnes

Arnold "Arnie" Roth/Michael Bech

Arnold "Arnie" Roth/Steve Rogers (Captain America)

Billy Kaplan (Wiccan)/Teddy Altman (Hulkling)

Bobby Drake (Iceman)/Hank McCoy (Beast)

Bobby Drake (Iceman)/Johnny Storm (The Human Torch)

Layla El Faouly/Mark Spector (Moon Knight)

Matthew Hawk (Two-Gun Kid II)/Clint Barton (Hawkeye)

Peter Parker (Spider-Man)/Betty Brant

Peter Parker (Spider-Man)/Eugene "Flash" Thompson

Peter Parker (Spider-Man)/ Felicia Hardy

Peter Parker (Spider-Man)/ Harry Osborn

Peter Parker (Spider-Man)/Katherine Anne "Kitty" Pryde

Peter Parker (Spider-Man)/Mary Jane "MJ" Watson

Peter Parker (Spider-Man)/Wade Wilson (Deadpool)

Steve Rogers/Bernadette "Bernie" Rosenthal

Wanda Maximoff/The Vision

Midge Maisel/Susie Myerson

Hal Emmerich (Otacon)/Solid Snake

Casey Goldberg-Calderon/Lunella Lafayette

Fran Fine/Max Sheffield

Ben Gross/Devi Vishwakumar

Winston Schmidt/Cece Parekh

David Jacobs/Jack Kelly

Seth Cohen/Summer Roberts

Scout Touzani/Elias Wyrick

KJ Brandman/Mac Coyle

Lavinia Asimov/Poison Oak

Phineas Flynn/Isabella Garcia-Shapiro

Anon's Mom/Dad

The person reading this & their partner

Jerry Seinfeld/Cosmo Kramer

Simon Lewis/Isabel Lightwood

Danielle/Maya

Bram Greenfeld/Simon Spier

Miryem Mandelstam/The Staryk King

David Rose/Patrick Brewer

James T Kirk/S'chn T'gai Spock

Worf Rozhenko/Jadzia Dax

Kanan Jarrus/Hera Syndulla

Brian Jeeter/Krejjh

Bobby Singer/Rufus Turner

Jonah Simms/Amy Sosa

Reish Lakish/Rabbi Yochanen

King David/Yonatan

Devorah/Barak

Moses/Tzipporah

Ruth/Naomi

Yaakov/The Angel

Rowan Roth/Neil Mcnair

Klaus Hargreeves/Dave Katz

Cecil Palmer/Carlos The Scientist

Josh Lyman/Donna Moss

Little Ash/Uriel

Lucille "Lucy" Kensington/Dr. Edison "Ed" Tucker

Fox Mulder/Dana Scully

Anshel/Avigdor

Alec Hardison/Parker/Eliot Spencer

Wanda Maximoff (The Scarlet Witch)/Jericho Drumm

Bruce Wayne (Batman)/Shondra Kinsolving

Bruce Wayne (Batman)/Talia Al Ghul

Ben Grimm (The Thing)/Alicia Masters

Velma Dinkley/Daphne Blake

Velma Dinkley/Marcie Fleach

Didi Pickles/Stu Pickles

Velma Dinkley/Coco Diablo

Babushka (Tatiana)/Dedushka (Ivan)

Kitty Pryde/Illyana Rasputin

Natasha Romanoff/Wanda Maximoff

Marc Spector (Moon Knight)/Clint Barton (Hawkeye)

Hillel/Shammai

S'chn T'gai Spock/James T Kirk/Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy

S'chn T'gai Spock/Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy

Frankie Bergstein/Grace Hanson

Annie Edison/Jeff Winger

Maxine Myers/Paula Cohen

Baby Houseman/Johnny Castle

Tevye/Golde

Michael "Mike" Wazowski/Celia Mae

Talmudic couple having gay sex in the attic

Tim Drake/Kon El (Conner Kent)

Violet Baudelaire/Quigley Quagmire

Reuben Kent/Feliks Kaufmann

Anshel/Avigdor/Hadass

Amram/Zelikman

Anshel/Hadass

SUBMISSIONS ARE OPEN UNTIL MAY 8, 2023 @ 12:00 AM EDT

[wvsteria]

closed starter for @strwbrrymccn​ ; amy santiago & jake peralta

jake had fallen asleep on the couch. even though mac was 2 he was still a whirlwind. jake lay on his stomach on the couch, drooling into the pillow while mac was standing, playing with his toys on jake’s sleeping back. when he heard amy walk in the room, almost on instinct jake startled awake. “i totally was not just sleeping while our son was unattended.” he shook himself awake as he sat up against the couch while mac smiled up at amy, and ran over to her. 

[sapp-fic]

who i’ll write for

stranger things

robin buckley

nancy wheeler

steve harrington

paper girls

kj brandman

mac coyle

erin tieng

tiffany quilkin

new girl

jessica day

nick miller

cece parekh

schmidt

b99

jake peralta

amy santiago

others

honestly any maya hawke character ever.

[thesantiagoperaltas]

Reminder that Mac Peralta is FOUR years old this year

[bisexual-peraltiago]

Amy: (Following the Hispanic tradition of two surnames) Mac Peralta Santiago :)

Jake: (A chaos gremlin) Mac Peraltiago :D

It's the way I default to Mac's name being Mac Peraltiago and not Mac Peralta

[dragonbinx]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jake Peralta/Amy Santiago, Kevin Cozner/Ray Holt Characters: McClane "Mac" Peralta, Jake Peralta, Amy Santiago, Kevin Cozner, Ray Holt, Rosa Diaz (Brooklyn Nine-Nine), Charles Boyle, Terry Jeffords, Cheddar (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) Additional Tags: Halloween, Halloween Heists (Brooklyn Nine-Nine), Trick or Treating, Fluff and Humor Series: Part 5 of It's Just a Bunch of Halloween Fics Summary:

“It’s only fair for us to be in pairs again this year. That way Amy and I can both participate and still take Mac out for his first time trick-or-treating.”

Mac perked up when his dad said his name. He was sitting on the floor, playing with his Transformers, while his parents talked on their iPad to his aunts and uncles about something. He was trying to be good and quiet while they were talking, but it had been forever and he was bored.

“Why bother? We always turn on each other in the end. Besides, it’s not our fault you’re breeders.”

Mac doesn't really know what's going on, but first there's candy, and then his parents disappear, and then he gets to hang out with Cheddar. Jake and Amy learn a lesson about parenting; Captain Raymond Holt is suspicious.

[davidsfincher]

#1 dad