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Something that I love about Dan and Phil is how they encourage our nonsense.

We said to them “hey that plush seal is actually named the pheal. and phey use neopronouns phey/phem” and Dan and Phil just went *deep sigh* “okay”

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I'm so glad they encouraged it.

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i’m choosing peace and protecting my sanity by looking past them to look at the glasses that there are only two of ✋😌

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dnp use April Fools to publicly engage in their kinks the way people use Halloween to wear lingerie in public

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Congratulations to Dan and Phil!

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sending girls the courage they need to kiss another girl in 2022

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i was sat in the perfect spot today to see directly into the right hand side wings and I could see basically all of the crew back there if the light was right and phil took a bit longer to come out after he took of his silicone chest and dan was stalling and telling us about how they accidentally uploaded the wrong video yesterday and phil appeared in the wings whilst he was in the middle of talking and he just stood there with the biggest heart eyes I’ve seen watching Dan just yap on the stage lol … it killed me off and I don’t think anyone else saw it

why would you say this to me.

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you didn't have to get on your knees and look at him like that

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it was imperative for me to brighten and colour correct this photo so i can stare at it properly for hours

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theatre kid!!!

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in the end, i’d do it all again, i think you’re my best friend

#thankyoutit

@danielhowell @amazingphil

process pics!!

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Tumblr Tuesday: Terrible Influence Phanart

After taking their Terrible Influence Tour to Europe, the US, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, and the UK, Dan and Phil brought it home with the official online premiere on Sunday. To mark the occasion, many of you dusted off your exquisite artistic talents and made some TIT-inspired phanart. Please enjoy this selection of said TIT-inspired phanart.

(slight spoilers ahead for those of you who haven't yet caught the show)

@mousenoise:

@littlestormofmess:

@dnpstars:

@doodleswithangie:

@hannahbluish:

@phrumbs:

@zomboysneeze:

@spacearcheratready:

@rukitu:

@rambeu:

@zomboysneeze:

@greycr3scent:

@mushybeast:

@livalincreations:

@reidisdoodling:

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So during the tit premiere I made this jokey post and then the Phannie Statistic Brain popped out and said "actually is that even hyperbole or is that accurate" so naturally the only thing to do was rewatch tit and mark down every time they touched and do a statistical analysis. Yes this is an incredibly dumb concept/post. Results under the cut!

So I counted pretty much every touch, all of which are listed at the end for anyone curious. Boxing is kind of an outlier and I didn't count every single individual moment in that but am roughly considering it to be 13 touches. I'll include stats both counting it as just 1 and counting the full 13. Also counting Sister Daniel entrance because it's close enough with what Dan does with the cross necklace and I felt on principle it had to be counted. Here's what we ended up with:

Total number: 28 (40 if you count boxing)

Average: 1 touch every 3.36 minutes (2.35 minutes if you count boxing)

Total number of shoulder touches specifically: 12 (1 every 7.38 minutes)

All but 2 of the non-boxing touches were done by Dan

The largest amount of time without a touch was 16:24 - Dan did in fact beat the "needs to touch him every 10 minutes" allegations once! He made up for it in the averages though, where he certainly did not beat them. It should also be noted that this stretch of time was during parts of conspiracies and role model/nole model, where they are generally staged further apart from each other. Dan getting right up in Phil's space during the fake video conspiracy was also within that time period which, while it couldn't be technically counted as a touch, is in the spirit.

The staging overall did tend to play a role in the frequency of touches throughout the whole show. I've summed up this phenomenon in this very scientific and real graph.

In conclusion: Man, those boys really touch each other a lot! (Mostly Dan though. No one is surprised)

Full list of touches:

Shoulder touch 2:01

Shoulder touch 10:00

Arm grab 11:04

Shoulder touch 13:51

Shoulder touch 15:02

Wrist grab 15:22

Hand touch 21:27

Shoulder touch 37:51

Shoulder tap 43:17

Shoulder tap 44:27

Shoulder grab by Phil 46:44

Arm touch 47:40

Shoulder touch 48:09

Side bump 51:14

Hair tousle 52:05

Slap fight 52:07

(52:38-57:38 intermission)

Boxing 57:38-1:04:50

Shoulder touch 1:09:18

Hand slap 1:09:33

Shoulder touch 1:09:51

Arm touch 1:14:38

Shoulder touch 1:14:58

Grab + push 1:15:06

Sister Daniel entrance 1:20:30

Shoulder touch 1:25:53

Extended hand touch in song 1:35:49

Tit grab 1:35:56

Back to back 1:36:37

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Just like a prayer You know I'll take you there

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terrible influence tour + emojis

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Link

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rip phils perpetual bruise for 6 months where dan legit bit him every night