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phil: when i first started posting on youtube you were fifteen isnt that funny

dan: (so horny he cant see straight) can yuo draw cat whiskers on me

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I need to inform all the phannies who don't know anything about Jack and Tommy that Jack is basically the only cishet male person in their friend group (maybe with the exception of Tommy himself, who has said that he was bicurious at some point, but hasn't really been in the right state of mind to explore that lately).

Also the majority of the people in said friend group are long time Dan and Phil viewers (idk where each of them lies on the phanneism scale). And they have been despairing and crying out in jealousy since the podcast was announced. Because. Two of the only (very few) people in their friend group who don't know Dan and Phil super well are the ones who got to meet them and talk to them for over two hours. (Except for AverageHarry, who was there and living the dream).

So basically. This situation is hilarious

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“I actually saw some [yaoi] once”

“Well you had dan and phil on your podcast”

I’m fucking cackling this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard

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Jack Manifold talking about how great Dan and Phil and their show are <3 (he also said that he had a great time at TIT earlier in the stream)

Transcript:

Jack, reading a message in chat: I'm off to see the Dan and Phil Terrible Influence Tour in two days, [what did you think of it?]

Jack: It was genuinely really really good, I enjoyed it. As someone who went in, and like- it's clearly made for their big fans, and as someone who, like, kinda knew of them, but didn't know much, I think they did a really good job of, obviously, clearly catering to their fans, people fucking loved it, but also making it accessible to anyone. You know, you can bring your- your boyfriend or your mom, and they're not gonna, like, be put off by it. Like, it's good. I was very impressed. I really- I enjoyed... [cuts himself off] Dan and Phil were fucking great people. I'd never met them before, I really enjoyed their company. They were very inspiring people too. I found speaking to them very inspiring.

End of transcript.

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“duck pout repeat and…. strangulation fetish” *beleaguered sigh*

you and us both pj, you and us both….

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If no one's mentioned it yet, PJ did say on his stream today that he's been waiting to talk about the tit props him and Sophie made because of spoilers and will most likely talk about them after all the shows are done!

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dan and phil as sim interactions 💕 (insp)

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On the one hand we were so off that one day before Christmas thinking they were being active on social media because Phil had gone to see his family and they were apart, on the other hand that may still be the case in an even more embarrassing-for-them way where they were doing that while just in separate rooms in the same house so Dan wouldn't get covid

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We continue to be proven right every time we're like "hmm I think they're being weird about this thing" so uhh what's up with those aus/nz pictures boys

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phil when dan started living with him

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it's not like it's new information or anything but once again im just so..... like... head in my hands. phil always being the one to make sure dan is actually expressing his needs, looping him into conversations when no one else hears him mumble, giving him an in just in case he didnt like his haircut because he knows he wouldnt say anything otherwise, making sure he actually tells the doctor hes in pain, bailing him out of awkward situations......... just. dan being so chronically bad at advocating for himself in these scenarios. really makes you think about Can Phil Express An Opinion doesnt it. really just. yeagh

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you guys dont understand how funny this situation is. tommyinnit got gay divorced last year and now mr and mr ranch metaphor are guests on his podcast

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Dan and phil are "the best guest they've ever had"

Source: youtube

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honestly really brave to be into choking when your husband is like notoriously the most clumsy man alive. if nothing else we have to commend dan's courage

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Good morning. Dan and Phil on Shut Up I'm Talking on Sunday do you understand

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something about wdapteo 5 not needing a 'heres dan' intro/reveal bc theyve been properly and publicly attached at the hip again 🥺