#m&ms au

[juanasfanart]

I'd like to know more about your M&M's AU

wait ppl still remember my m&ms au ?? thats crazy 🤯🤯🤯

and abt that question, i wanted to recreate the au bcuz i kinda cringed when i looked at it since it was one year ago . i also wanted to change my oc (aka the white m&m) .

[renewashere]

my my what strong opinions you have there ford!

[runboybeneaththemoon]

[the-barefoot-hatter]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63239368

Relationship: Bill Cipher/Ford Pines (Implied), Bill Cipher/Ford Pines (past implied)

Characters: Bill Cipher, Ford Pines, Stan Pines (brief cameo), Henchmaniacs (discussed), Jheselbraum the Unswerving (discussed)

Additional Tags: Bill Cipher Actually Was Just Minding His Own Business, Ford Pines Has Issues, Ford Pines is Trying, Bill Cipher is Trying, Bill Cipher Has Issues, billford relationship status: still so very complicated, henchmaniacs are not actually good friends, you know that story about the kid who always has m&ms and uses them to bribe others into friendship, well Bill is out of M&Ms, Bill Cipher has a pretty messed up view of friendship, Friendship is not magic, Ford probably yelled half of this at Bill's grave, catharsis doesn't work when they come BACK TO LIFE though, here it comes, The rain and sun, The what I was & what I have become

I can walk you back to Heaven but it's just too far

Summary:

Ford thinks he found a loophole in the Axolotl's decision to send them his worst patient- they just have to pass the problem into anyone else willing to help him! Good thing Bill has so many caring friends, right? AKA, that loophole might as well be a noose. (Blind Bill AU, early, probably the first weekish)

[bacchusbasil]

I accidentally made an AU of an AU guys help

This is another Euclydian, Marie Mars. She fits into @void-dude 's Shapes and Pines AU.

Ideas under the cut, not sure how far I'll take this

- Dated Tad Strange in high school. They were never serious, she liked how quiet he was and he'd always listen to her wacked out stories. He still thinks of her sometimes.

- Did not know Bill in the slightest, also has no mutation

- Died in the Euclydian Massacre

- While Tad Strange spends time with Stanley, he thinks a lot of Euclydia. He remembers Marie the most simply because her stories were that crazy. One night he dreams about her, and somehow, she is revived but he doesn't know it.

- Suddenly aware again after trillions of years, she gravitates towards Dimension 46'/ on instinct

- Sometime in the 70s invaded a candy makers dreams. Something something, later makes a deal with the guy that he can use her image for marketing (she doesn't want to die again and understands that Stories brought her back)

- At some point Dipper is eating M&Ms and sorts green ones into a circle and states, "Man I wish the green M&M girl were real" and boom. That's how she's summoned.

This is NOT a ship AU, Marie is NOT interested in dating ANYONE. She just wants to live forever and find out how she died. I don't have any stories, this was all thought up over the last 20 minutes. May or may not do anything else with this. At the very least, enjoy your crack.

[kukurykunapatyku]

Vinsmoke spooky combo day 1: zombie/hater

I should thank you @pharaohzeth, this prompt gave me motivation to finally work something for my kingdom hearts x one piece au <3 i mean, in the games Nobodies are kinda described as dead so i think it's close enough to count...

By rules of the games Nobodies should look like normal humans but I like when people make them look like corpses or give them some inhuman traits, so that's what we're going to do here folks

[I.D.: Two-panel drawing of Niji and Sanji from One Piece in my kingdom hearts au. Niji is on the upper panel. His skin is greyish and there are places where it came off, showing muscle and bones. His eyes are almost entirly black, his hair blue with yellow undertones. He's wearing the black zipped coat like the one used by antagonists in Kingdom Hearts games. He's smirking, head tilted to the right, holding his goggles in the left hand. Next to him is his yonger version in similar pose. The kid's eyes are covered by black smear. His hair is yellow with blue undertones. Second panel shows Sanji's shocked face. Panels are separated by words "Oh, come on... Don't you recognize me?" said by Niji. /End I.D.]

Eyes trailing over the places where rotting skin revealed the muscle and bone underneath, Sanji wished he didn't. Wished there was no familiarity in the way the creature tilted its head, that the mocking smirk didn't bring back memories he buried a long time ago.

He remembered how those monsters grabbed Niji, the way life had left his eyes, the way Sanji would have shared his fate if Reiju didn't push him through the window, into the sea. The way she didn't have time to jump after him.

It couldn't be him. Sanji refused it.

More about the au under the cut

So, quick KH lore for those unfamiliar: The universe is made from different worlds and it's difficult to move between them but not impossible. Also, it's possible to separate person's heart and body. When it happens, the heart turns into Heartless - monster of darkness that is drawn towards hearts and attacks people to get them, creating even more Heartless in the process. Meanwhile, the body turns into a Nobody - barely humanoid husk of a person. In some circumstances, Nobodies can retain their memories and looks, but without the heart they still lack emotions (at least at first). One of the main antagonists in the game is organization 13, made of Nobodies whose goal is to recover their hearts. Their motivations range from "I'm so desperate to get the heart I'll do literally anything" to "I don't really care but since I'm not human anymore I don't belong anywhere else". Those are the people I'm basing Vinsmokes role on.

[I.D.: Close-ups of adult and kid Niji's faces. /End I.D.]

Now to the au.

Judge was researching the power of hearts and darkness by conducting experiments on captured Heartless.

One day something goes wrong and the Heartless escape, stealing the hearts of everyone in the castle. Except for Sanji, who falls into the ocean and is carried away by the weaves, washing up on the beach in adjacent realm and meeting Zeff.

Later Sanji joins the Strawhat Pirates, the crew wandering between the realms in search of the legendary treasure - Kingdom Hearts.

Sanji enjoyes the adventures and nowdays barely thinks about what happened to his siblings (and his sperm donor too I guess). At least until something looking a lot like Niji runs into him on the recon mission...

Probably because of the experiments Judge was doing on them ever before the Heartless attack, Ichiji, Niji, Yonji and Reiju kept their memories and looks. They assumed Sanji was just too weak-willed and turned into the mindless Nobody after loosing his heart. Judge continues his experiments, now with a side of figuring out what powers lacking a heart will give you. Which includes sending Heartless into other worlds and observing the carnage...

Reiju didn't tell anyone she managed to get Sanji out of the castle, partly because she's not sure he didn't just drown and partly because she doesn't know what Judge would do if he discovered Sanji's still alive. Her worries are validated when Niji comes back with the news and Judge orders them to bring Sanji back to the 'family'.

Because she was older when she lost her heart, Reiju is better at pretending to be human than her brothers. She remembers having emotions and usually gives more appropiate responses. Ichiji, Niji and Yonji kind of suck in that regard since they barely remember what the appropiate response even is. At first Niji didn't even realize Sanji was scared of him when they met again.

[bluebeerg]

lala! finally! find everything doodle compilation !

sexyman geo metric goes under the read more because im fucking embarrassed of him

[fandomandangstlover]

iugghh i am giving the mafia guys their own lore fuck itt

lile.... DCs have memories of a family. he doesn't remember where he is in that family, just that he was in one. that he had a mum, a dad, maybe children of his own. and then they had to go away . they used to be called Family Soldiers.

then the War calmed and when they came back, no one was there. there was never anyone there. none of those memories happened. none of it was real.

the Mafioso is their new family now.

they're okay with that

[lovelessbachelor]

i wonder if theres like. multiverse-standard time in the UTMV....

[pillowspace]

lowkey i want to set up a shrine for CSD sun in my school

just like in a random corner and people can give him offerings LMFAO

PFT. You give him a single M&M and he gives you good luck for the rest of the day

[presidentshoelaces]

More narilamb. I'm actually more on drawings from the trod au rn. Give me like a week pookie :{

[juanasfanart]

happy (late) national m&m day !! and for this day, i'll show this m&ms au i made months ago, hope you enjoy!!

[lucagray813]

Future Monkey See, Monkey Do Chapter

A/N: So, I basically never write chapters out of order but I found I was really missing the G&Ms and, since this plot point is completely separate from Macaque and Wukong right now and therefore shouldn't cause any continuity issues, I decided to just go ahead and write it. This will probably be the second chapter of a two/three chapter "intermission" in a few chapters time.

If you don't want spoilers for upcoming chapters and plot points then don't read any further! But for those of you interested in what the G&Ms are up to - enjoy!

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Ba was a monkey that knew how to appreciate a little bit of peace and quiet. Don't get him wrong, he was sure he'd go crazy if he had to spend any length of time on his own but it was nice to escape the chaos of the troupe every once in a while.

And to that end, when it was his turn to patrol the borders he liked to do it by himself. He'd never turn anyone down if they wanted to join them and he was happy to stop and chat for a little while if he ran into someone along the way but for the most part this was his chance to have some time to himself.

"Ba!"

That was, of course, up until Ma sensed he was in danger of "dying of boredom" and felt compelled to come and save him. Really, it was almost impressive how she always knew exactly when he was at his most peaceful. A shame she only used this power to ensure he wasn't at risk of becoming enlightened or anything similar.

Still, after sighing to himself and bidding his peaceful morning goodbye, he called back to her so that it would be easier to find him.

"Ah, there you are! Good! I've not missed it then!"

Warily, he asked, "Missed what?"

Scouting about as if searching for something, she explained, "Something's about to happen. I can feel it. And since Shí Hóu and Xiāo Hóu aren't here that leaves you as the number one candidate for being at the centre of whatever it is."

Unfortunately, his track record for accidentally stumbling into trouble was indisputable. Some monkeys even refused to hang out with him by themselves for fear of getting pulled into his misadventures.

He couldn't help but start eyeing his surroundings worriedly, "What makes you think something's about to happen?"

Using the branches to get a better vantage point, she explained, "I was taking a nap in the peach orchard when a flock of red warblers woke me up."

He frowned up at her, "That's it?"

She responded, "How often do you see a whole flock of those noisy little pests in our territory? I bet something big has disturbed them and knowing you, you'll be the lucky one that gets to find out what."

Trying not to be too easily swayed, he argued, "But they roost on the opposite side of the island! What are the odds I'm going to run into whatever has upset them?"

Ma suddenly grinned as she spotted something in the distance, "Oh, I'd say it's all but guaranteed." She jumped down and started pulling him in the right direction, "C'mon, our exposition is just up ahead."

Resigned, he dutifully followed her and was surprised to come across a demon monkey he hadn't seen in quite some time.

Their troupe was the largest on the island, and the only one that included monkey demons, but there were plenty of other smaller groups dotted about outside their territory. And it wasn't unheard of for monkeys and demon monkeys that had left their troupe, willingly or otherwise, to join with these smaller groups.

Of those that left willingly, it was often because they had a desire to climb up the hierarchy and there was only so far anyone could rise within their troupe - no-one was going to knock Shí Hóu off his throne, after all.

And he knew that had been the case for Méi, the demon monkey before him, and looking at her, he felt confident she wasn't here to return with her tail between her legs.

Ma chirped at her in Monkey, "Well, look who's back! Where you been, traitor? Wait, don't say anything, let me guess! North-east, right?" She shot him a pointed look as she added, "Where the red warblers like to roost?"

He rolled his eyes, before pushing her face away and making his way over to Méi to say hello properly, happy to see her despite the bad news she'd no doubt brought with her.

She'd been an adventurous and rambunctious infant but she had grown up to be a steadfast and dependable adult, and her bravery was second to none amongst demon monkeys.

He'd been sad to see her go, but he hadn't been surprised.

Once pleasantries had been seen to, she confirmed that she had indeed taken up residence in the north-east, in Havoc Demon territory to be precise.

Ma shook her head fondly, "A life of peace was just never for you, huh?"

The Havoc Demons were the most aggressive of any of the demons on the island, their clan fractured into smaller factions that were forever at war with one another.

They weren't content with keeping the bloodshed contained within their own territory either. They were relatively safe given the distance between them but on occasion the Tusked Demon Clan had called up on Shí Hóu for his aid in fending off invaders.

If the threat of being killed and eaten by a Havoc Demon wasn't enough to put a monkey off their territory, then you would think the limited resources there as a result of the conflict might do it. But no, for whatever reason there were monkeys that called such a difficult place to live home and Méi was one of them.

But she had made the days long trek back to warn them about some worrying developments.

Apparently the many factions of the Havoc Demon Clan were being forcibly brought to heel by an up and coming power known as the Demon King of Confusion.

And he had greater ambitions beyond the unification of his clan.

He had claimed that he had been chosen by the ancient beings that had once inhabited this island, the Gǔrén, as he had dubbed them, to rule over all from his rightful throne atop Flower Fruit Mountain.

The story that the Demon King of Confusion seemed to be spreading was that upon murdering his treacherous brother he had been struck by a glorious vision, in which the Gǔrén spoke to him. Where they told him of his destiny before sharing with him the secrets of the island and blessing him with weapons and armour the likes of which had never been seen before.

As iffy an origin story as it was, what couldn't be denied was that he'd been using both the knowledge and powerful artefacts he'd mysteriously obtained to devastating effect and he had his sights set on them next.

Incredulous, Ma gestured to the North, "And does he think the Tusked Demons are just going to let him waltz through their territory to get to us?"

Méi shook her head and explained that the Demon King was convinced that there were tunnels beneath the island that would bring them straight to the palace. And to that end, he had squads of demons digging in search of them.

Ma scowled, "If these ancient ones were real and on his side, you'd think they'd have told him how to actually find these supposed tunnels. What do you want to bet they don't even exist?"

Ba shook his head, "How many secret passages and rooms have we uncovered in the palace? And we're still finding more. Underground tunnels aren't that farfetched. We need to check this out. Méi wouldn't have come all this way if this guy wasn't a genuine threat."

Ma scratched at her chin thoughtfully, "No, I hear you. But I think the tunnels might be a dead end, I think we should start talking to the Tusked Demon Clan and start making a plan of attack. Get to them before they can get to us."

It was almost inevitable there would be some sort of conflict but they could significantly reduce casualties if they could hold off any actual fighting until Xiāo Hóu and Shí Hóu got back.

He reasoned with her, "We will start talks with them but we shouldn't ignore this. I know just looking around isn't likely to get us answers but we have to at least try. And I think we should ask the phoenixes if they know anything too."

Ma groaned, "Not the phoenixes, Ba. They're such a pain in the ass to talk to. We'd need to go hunt down an offering for them and you know how fucking fussy they are. And even if they are feeling chatty, they might not even know anything!"

It was possible but the Phoenixes were ancient and immortal and they liked to titter coyly about how inferior they all were to the beings that had built the palace they now lived in. If anyone knew anything about the existence of these tunnels then it was them.

Mind already made up, he stood, "We need to try. Fènghuáng will hear us out and I think I know where I could find some fire elementals we could take as an offering."

Ma just continued to whine, "Come on, don't make us do this. Let's just find Beng and Liu and fill them in."

Méi jumped up on his shoulder as he started to walk away, "Good idea. Go tell them what's happening and I'll catch up with you later."

He counted down from five in his head, and at zero was met with one last reluctant groan before Ma loyally joined his side. Before he could say anything, she shushed him, "Don't start. I'm not dealing with you being all upset because the phoenixes bullied you. And you burn way too easily, I'll carry the fire elementals."

Honestly, while he would have gone without her, he really, really, really hadn't wanted to. And exactly for the reasons Ma had stated. The phoenixes could be super mean and Ma was way more fire resistant than he was, not immune like Beng was but still way less likely to come away with a bad burn compared to him.

He grinned, "Glad you're coming with. Méi, could you do some recon for us? Try and figure out where Fènghuáng is most likely to be? It will save us a lot of time if we're climbing the right mountain."

She offered him a nod and a salute before leaping off his shoulder and heading towards Tiger Demon territory to tie in with the monkeys that lived there. It wasn't a job he would have given to just anyone but Méi was exceptionally capable.

Ma watched her go before commenting, "Man, I wish she'd stayed. Like, I get it, life around here can get a little too boring for a little daredevil like that but damned if I didn't like having her around."

He agreed, "Hopefully she'll stick around long enough for us to have a proper catch up - I'm sure she's been nonstop since she left."

Ma snorted, "I bet. Who the hell willingly lives in Havoc Demon territory though? Ah, it doesn't matter right now. Where are these fire elementals you spotted?"

He looked away guiltily, "Well..."

Ma brightened, laughing joyously, "No way! You want us to steal them from Beng?"

Uselessly he tried to refute, "We're not stealing them. We're just... Borrowing them for a little while."

Fire elementals didn't occur very frequently in their territory, not enough fire and brimstone for them really, but from time to time they did materialise inside fires that Beng was sitting next to.

They weren't his pets exactly but he did have a bit of a soft spot for those little flickers of flame so he tended to move them to the next available fire whenever their existing one was about to go out. They could "live" outside of a host fire for a little while but, according to Beng, they were happier when they were in their element.

Ma pointed out gleefully, "Borrowing them to feed them to Phoenixes. Ooh~! He is going to be so mad!"

He wouldn't be that mad but he probably would be pretty miffed they went behind his back to steal them. But waiting for his approval would waste so much time and if the Phoenixes had good intel then all would be forgiven.

Eventually.

Shrugging sheepishly, he responded, "Well, don't you always say it's better to ask forgiveness than permission...?"

She threw an arm around his shoulders, "That I do! You know, you should take my advice more often!"

He was sure everyone was grateful that he didn't.

[brodudemanbroski]

Don’t know where I’m supposed to post this!!

bro WANTS those m&m’s.

starting off strong with an au, ofc ofc. dead people cant eat them m&m’s..

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@pipsbanquet (DO I @ YOU?? IDK???)

[spiderparentsfam]

Ok, chapter five of the fake dating au is up! (Emergency Girlfriend Program)

Excerpt:

“Wait,” Miguel ordered, before the other person could talk.

The line was quiet. Miguel carefully, quickly, got out of his bed, pulling the comforter over Gabi and then went out of his room. With a sigh he put the phone back to his ear.

“Alright, you can talk.”

“You sure? Or do I need a doctor’s note giving me permission?”

“Parker -“

“And would it kill you to give me a proper greeting?”

Miguel pinched the bridge of his nose. “Morning.”

“Good morning Migs!”

“Is there a reason you called me?”

“No, the next order of small talk is to ask how I slept or make a comment about the weather. And then I’d ask you and then we’d fake laugh about how California doesn’t really have seasons -“

“Let’s pretend we just did that.”

“Alright, not a morning person.”

“I like mornings. I hate unexpected calls.”

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Read on (ao3)!

[jinxthejubilee]

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Humanoid M&M characters!