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tonight haunted by liu yuning and luo qi's 你的柔情我永远不懂.
#rocker ning come back to us#liu yuning#luo qi#wo men de ge#你的柔情我永远不懂#he doesnt sing like this that often anymore#at least not in the osts ive heard
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Ill post this au( inspired by tweet above) i started on my twt on Tumblr too
First part
more comic panels below
Second part
Third part
Fourth part
Shenanigans side extra
this is currently an ongoing series, if this does well here, I will continue posting these in bulk (~ ̄▽ ̄)~
for more frequent uploads, you can follow my twitter at ArcherD116, feel free to ask me ab this au and give your suggestions!
#this is not intended to be the master post so every update i will js link this thread to the new one#also im going off the idea that every named character will be transmigrators (see tweet thread for the og idea)#btw sqq nor lqg will be the most important plot changing narrative catalyst#I want all of my dear transmigrators to have some screentime dammit#as of now only 7/12 PL are transmigrators so more of them will come#archerdoodles#myart#illustration#artwork#drawing#mass transmigration svsss au#svsss au#scum villain#svsss#scum villian self saving system#luo binghe#luo bingge#peerless cucumber#airplane shooting towards the sky#shang qinghua#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#mu qingfang#yue qingyuan#qi qingqi#wei qingwei#liu qingge
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bologna: mostra sulla calligrafia cinese contemporanea, fino al 5 novembre
Strada Maggiore 34 – Bologna – fino al 5 novembre 2023
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From an anonymous freeform prompt for SVSSS Action, may I present to you... Delicious in the Abyss! A SVSSS x DunMeshi AU!
More info about the different characters (with some sketches) under the "read more" :
In Delicious in the Abyss, we follow various groups of adventurers as they explore the "abyss" a mysterious place filled with various fauna and monsters. No matter their race or age, most of them have the same goal: becoming the master of the abyss... However, some have a very different idea of how one should explore the abyss. Take for example a certain group led by an elf named Shen Yuan who desires one thing only... eat as many different monsters as possible!
Shen Yuan's party :
Shen Yuan: Elf, 87 y/o, Mage. His wish is to eat and study as many monsters as possible. He started exploring the abyss about twenty years ago, but had to stop abruptly after taking in Luo Binghe. On the surface, his studies seem to merely be for the sake of curiosity... But are they?
Luo Binghe: Tiefling, 63 y/o, Tank (and cook). Thrown into the abyss at the age of 38 (since tieflings are a long-lived race, it means he was about 14), he got stuck in the lowest levels for few years before Shen Yuan saved him. He regards him as his savior (and one true love) and would do anything for him... even if it means cooking the monsters (he hates it, he hates it so much).
Shang Qinghua: Gnome, 87 y/o, Healer. Shen Yuan's oldest friend and the author of many infamous books. He stopped writing them about twenty years ago though, after he started to explore the abyss with Shen Yuan. He seems to be looking for something in the abyss, or rather: someone.
Liu Qingge: Tallman, 26 y/o, Swordsman. One of Shen Yuan's friends. He used to be part of the Cang Qiong guild but left it after a disagreement with one of his colleagues. Now he works for Shen Yuan with his younger sister, Liu Mingyan. "Uh? My goal? Get stronger. Mh."
Liu Mingyan: Tallman, 24 y/o, Swordswoman. Liu Qingge's younger sister, she accompanies him on each of his missions. She got an offer to work with Cang Qion mountain once but refused it once she learned her brother had left the guild. She's quiet but efficient, however, Shang Qinghua suspects that she might stick around for other reasons...
Cang Qiong Guild:
Yue Qingyuan: Tallman, 48 y/o, Tank. The leader of Cang Qiong, he's a respected individual amongst adventurers. However, he seems leniant on the vices of his vice-leader: Shen Qingqiu.
Shen Qingqiu: Tallman, 40 y/o, Swordman. Vice-leader of Cang Qiong. He's the reason Cang Qiong is exclusively made of tallmen, as he has a strong distate for any other races, especially elves. The only exception to this rule is his adopted daughter: Ning Yingying, a dwarf. He's the one who abandoned Luo Binghe into the abyss after discovering his true nature.
Mu Qingfang: Tallman, 29 y/o, Healer. The group's medic.
Qi Qingqi: Tallman, 31 y/o, Swordswoman. She wanted to create a branch specifically for women in Cang Qiong Guild's but because of Shen Qingqiu's veto on recruiting other races she couldn't make it work.
Ming Fan: Tallman, 19 y/o, Mage. A cowardly young adventurer. He has a crush on Ning Yingying.
Ning Yingying: Dwarf, 51 y/o, Tank. Despite being older than him, she's Shen Qingqiu's adopted daughter whom he took in when she was merely 30 y/o. She likes her father a lot, however she can't forgive him for what he has done to Luo Binghe. (She'll leave Cang Qiong to join Shen Yuan's part at some point).
(Side note, Cang Qiong is still specialized in cultivation, hence why most of them look so young)
The Tieflings hideout:
Tieflings are a race that I made up for this AU specifically, inspired by D&D. They're inhabitant of the dungeon, tall and sturdy, with pointy ears akin to elves, horns of various shapes and tails. They can also use magic like elves, tallmen or gnomes, however their magic rely on its own set of rules.
Mobei-Jun: Tiefling, 92 y/o, King of the Northern tribe. Leader of one of the numerous tiefling tribes hidden in the abyss, he met Shang Qinghua twenty years ago in the abyss and has made him swear his loyalty to him since then. He has sensed change in the abyss since Luo Binghe's arrival, and decided to trust Shen Yuan's party to solve this issue... With the compensation of Shang Qinghua.
Sha Hualing: Half-ogre half-halfoot, 15 y/o, Princess of the Eastern tribe. Adopted daughter of the king of the eastern tribe, she's a bastard born from the forbidden union between an ogre and a half-foot and was abandoned into the abyss at birth. Of short stature, with a short life spawn, she makes up for it with her keen senses and her strength. She later on joins Shen Yuan's party.
The first Tieflings:
Tianlang-Jun: Tiefling, ??? y/o, Master of the Abyss. The master of the abyss, his powers are beyond anything imaginable. He claims to have eaten what has given him those powers and since then has known hunger beyond what any mortal could endure. He has once fell in love with a tallman woman by the name of Su Xiyan, but she has left the abyss years ago, and he doesn't know what her whereabouts are... The only thing he knows is that she's the only one capable of satisfying this hunger that eats him from the inside.
Zhuzhi-Lang: Beastman (snake), ??? y/o, Guardian of the abyss. Tasked by the Abyss' Master to protect its inhabitants, he'll kill anyone who gets in his ways indiscriminately at the exception of Shen Yuan, who saved him years ago when exploring the abyss for the first time. He only obeys the Abyss' Master orders, and because of that, has forced the Tieflings deeper and deeper into the abyss regardless of how they felt about it. As a chimera, he's more snake than the tiefling his soul has been mixed with.
Other groups:
Huan Hua's guild (the governor's guild): The one guild financed by the governor of the state in which the abyss is located. Its members are from various races. Despite the guild stating they're open to anyone, only those from a wealthy background can become a part of it.
Zhao Hua's guild: Specialized in magic. They have rounds to reanimate unlucky adventurers in the abyss.
Tian Yi's guild: Specialized in training new adventurers.
And that's it for now! What awaits them in the abyss? Many adventures and delicious cooking, that is, if Luo Binghe can handle it.
"Freed from the abyss at long last... Forced to cook the monsters with seasoning this time. I've been cursed there's no other way to explain it... Damn it, it's good though, I really am a great cook."
#svsss#scum villian self saving system#ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#shen jiu#luo binghe#sha hualing#liu mingyan#liu qingge#shang qinghua#ning yingying#mobei jun#yue qingyuan#qi qingqi#mu qingfang#zhuzhi lang#tianlang-jun#myart#yeah I went above and beyond and made a whole movie poster#I was possessed#dunmeshi au#crossover
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Yue Qingyuan: Shang-Shidi, a demon clan is causing some trouble with some minor sects. Can you ask Luo Binghe to look into it?
Shang Qinghua: Sure, he owes me a favor anyway
Liu Qingge: How does someone like you get a demon lord to owe you a favor?
Shang Qinghua: I tell him what Shen Qingqiu likes in bed
Yue Qingyuan: WHAT?!
Liu Qingge: HOW-?
Shang Qinghua: Anyway I'll get right on that
#the whole sect now believes that sqq and sqh are ex lovers#rip sqq (again)#in reality sqq just has no filter around sqh#lbh has no idea how sqh knows this information and he is too afraid to ask#sqh knows what he's doing he's just a little shit#shang qinghua#airplane shooting towards the sky#yue qingyuan#yue qi#liu qingge#luo binghe#shen qingqiu#bingqiu#cumplane#mxtx#svsss#scum villian self saving system
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Admittedly, I don't tend to read much fanfic in fandoms I write for, because I don't want to get my canon and fanon mixed, so my selection is limited, but I've never seen anyone mention the fact that Yue Qingyuan and Shen Qingqiu (Shen Jiu) had a big sister.
One of the children in their "group", presumably numbered between "1" and "6", was a girl, and when he remembers her, Shen Jiu directly associates this lost person with safety and comfort. He thinks of her as the equivalent to Qiu Haitang before Qiu Haitang: someone who provided a place to "hide" from the rest of the world. It's not just that there happened to be an older girl in their group, but this was a girl whom Shen Jiu apparently liked and trusted.
Here's the relevant quote from Part 4 of the Qijiu Extras in SVSSS Volume 4 (the one where Yue Qingyuan finds Shen Qingqiu fighting with Liu Qingge in the brothel):
"All those years, whenever one of his beatings from Qiu Jianluo was over, or whenever he had a premonition of another beating, he had crawled to Qiu Haitang’s room and remained there, quivering. As Qiu Jianluo was unwilling to let his sister see the side of him that was perverse and lunatic, that had been the only place where Shen Jiu could hide.
And even longer ago, there had been some girl in their group, their big sis. But after she reached a certain age, that big sis had been sold to a withered old man to be his second wife. Afterward, they’d left that city, so they’d never seen her again.
Liking women wasn’t the least bit shameful, but treating women like saviors, cowering within their embrace and seeking courage from them… even without anyone saying it, Shen Qingqiu knew that was horrendously shameful. So even if it meant his death, he would never tell anyone, least of all Yue Qingyuan."
So, on the very short list of people that the original Shen Qingqiu actually liked even a little bit, there's: 1) Yue Qi before he became Yue Qingyuan, 2) Qiu Haitang, 3) Ning Yingying, 4) "the tender young lady carrying the pipa" who "had long since thrown on her thin robes and dashed out in terror" when Liu Qingge and Shen Qingqiu were fighting, maybe, and 5) this unnamed big sister who was sold off and never seen again.
I've seen plenty of fics and fic ideas where Shen Yuan transmigrates in as a twin to Shen Jiu or a biologically unrelated sibling to SJ and YQ by being a part of their group, but not as this barely canon big sister character. He could give both Yue Qingyuan and Shen Qingqiu so, so many more Jiejie issues, I'm sure.
#tossawary svsss#fic ideas#yue qingyuan#shen jiu#shen yuan#tossawary rereads svsss#shen yuan: 'oh I'm a girl now that's kind of neat; I wonder if that means I'm destined to marry the protagonist someday...?'#shen jiu and yue qi: 'jiejie what the FUCK are you talking about?' shen jiu (later): 'I'm gonna kill this luo kid fr'#either that or shen yuan ends up in the most emotionally disastrous jiejie issues throuple of all time with qijiu#qiu haitang#qiu jianluo#spoilers
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I’m cooking today. What recipe? Beach episode.
Ayyyy summer’s coming so might as well! Anyway, ingredients list:
#experimenting with rendering kind of#a bit shiny but I like it#svsss#scum villian self saving system#scum villain#scumbag system#so many tags#shen jiu#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#luo binghe#liu qingge#yue qingyuan#shang qinghua#mobei jun#qi qingqi#sha hualing#liu mingyan#ning yingying#ming fan#tianlang jun#zhuzhi lang#mu qingfang
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Rating Scum Villian characters based on how milfy they are:
Shen (Yuan) Qingqiu: an easy 10/10. You can’t tell your disciplesonwife that you wouldn’t abort him without becoming a milf.
Luo Binghe: and on the opposite end of the spectrum, 0/10! He’s just a little baby. He is 1,000 years younger than shizun and he likes it that way! He’s a wife, but an 18 y/o, husband’s-third-remarriage wife— he’s the same age as his husbands kids from the first wife. no milf vibes to be seen.
Liu Qingge: 1/10. Deep down he might have some parental traits, but as-is he is somewhere between weird (autistic) uncle and half-feral farm cat.
Liu Mingyan: 5/10. She’s still in her larva state of milfdom but someday she will be an excellent Mommy.
Ning Yingying: 3/10. Right now she’s baby and she likes it that way, but she has the bite of authority to her, and maybe in the far flung further she’ll spec into the Dommy Mommy skill tree.
Sha Hualing: 0/10. She’s baby, she’s a brat, she’s going to bite you and have a temper tantrum.
Shang Qinghua: 2/10. I have to give him a few points for being Binghe’s daddy, but we all know he’s a deadbeat dad who ran off with his new wife and left his kids alone with their step mom. The closest he gets to being nurturing is homoerotically saving his sexy OC, which is a Whole Different Thing.
Mobei-Jun: 5/10 for them tiddies.
Yue Qingyuan: 10/10. No I will not be explaining.
Shen Jiu: 9/10 because he’s abusive as only a mother can be 💖
Luo Bingge: -10/10. This man canonically has a fuck ton of kids and I don’t believe he knows any of their names. He is simply too Babygirl to parent 😔. SY come pick him up.
Qi Qingqi: 8/10 step on me mommy
Mu Qingfan: 6/10 I believe he can to unspeakable things to you while shushing you with a gentle smile
Tianlang-Jun: 7/10 for breedability, tits, and nephew raising, small point deduction for fumbling his actual son.
Su Xiyan: 0/10. She’s a Daddy, there’s a difference.
Zhuzhi-lang: -3/10 he is so tiny so small he is just a little guy just a snek
Madam Meiyin: 9/10 I fully believe all those succubi are her daughter-wives who she raises and teaches to hunt and comforts them when their prey gets away—
Six Balls: 6/6 six balls.
#I know I skipped GYX and several wives but none of them score above a five so.#svsss#shen qingqiu#luo binghe#liu qingge#liu mingyan#ning yingying#sha hualing#shang qinghua#mobei jun#yue qingyuan#shen jiu#luo bingge#qi qingqi#mu qingfang#tianlang jun#su xiyan#zhuzhi lang#madam meiyin#six balls#fish.txt
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svsss in a nutshell
inspired by this post
#svsss#bingqiu#moshang#luo binghe#shen qingqiu#mobei jun#shang qinghua#yue qingyuan#liu qingge#tianlang jun#zhuzhi lang#mu qingfang#qi qingqi#to me this is how svsss went. idk what to tell you#the reason theres three people for bingqiu should be evident.#.jpeg
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RANKING SVSSS CHARACTERS BY HOW LONG THEY WOULD LAST IN FNAF
8. ZHUZHI LANG: the moment he sees an animatronic moving he hides under the table and gives up. Dies night one.
7. SHA HUALING: survives the first night by sheer stubborness. Second night she tries to fight the animatronics. She gets to destroy the cupcake but Chica kills her.
6. YUE QINGYUAN: he listens to the instructions and survives three nights. The fourth night he tried to do it as perfect as possible, gets overwhelmed and dies by a heart attack.
5. LIU QINGGE: he fought lbh for five years and survived he can survive at least four nights. The last night he gets a bit overwhelmed by all he has to do and forgets to check Foxy.
4. SHEN JIU: you could say that for someone who starts the novel dead he would be in a lower position, but sj can multitask and he's not intimidated by the animatronics. He probably kills William Afton the last day.
3. SHANG QINGHUA: I think he would be insecure during the first nights, but by the ends he's just like "meh". He spends the last night writing PIDM.
2. MOSHANG: they don't have the protagonist halo, but again, sqh is great at multitasking and with mobei at his side he has more confidence in his skills. Would survive the five days.
1. BINGQIU / SHEN YUAN / LUO BINGHE: Protagonist halo lbh makes him impossible to kill + millenial sy who probably was a teen when fnaf got out. Both of them survives the five nights, if they're together they complete 20/20 mode and burn the place down when they finish. Sy infodumps and the animatronics are kind of afraid of lbh.
HONORARY MENTIONS:
-MOBEI - JUN: sqh isn't here? Not interested. Doesn't go to work.
-LIU MINGYAN: she's writing toxic yaoi porn the animatronics doesn't want to approach her.
-MU QINGFANG: survives one night, tries to solve the mistery and ends up in the hospital as the victim of the bite of 87.
-QI QINGQI: I think she would come back the second night with an gun ready to shoot the animatronics. She gets fired.
-TIANLANG - JUN: would probably try to fuck Phone Guy. "Oh, the animatronics are possesed? Ha, ha, you're so funny, I love your voice, why don't you help me pass the time? ;)". He gets fired.
RANKING TGCF
RANKING MDZS
#svsss#scum villain self saving system#bingqiu#moshang#luo binghe#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#shang qinghua#mobei jun#liu qingge#shen jiu#yue qingyuan#sha hualing#luo mingyan#five nights at freddy's#fnaf#mu qingfang#zhuzhi lang#qi qingqi
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just thinking about how binghe had no idea that without-a-cure even had a cure and he spent all his years as a disciple thinking his shizun would at best be disabled for the rest of his life and at worst die a slow and painful death, and it was to save him.
#svsss from binghe's pov would be heartbreaking#stagnating qi is described as ''a profoundly terrifying problem'' to cultivators#and yue qingyuan and mu qingfang were devastated and started blaming themselves for it#shen yuan's goofy personality makes it easy to forget that everyone else has no idea about these magical cures and future events#and that theyre seriously worried about him and feel guilt for not being able to stop it#binghe must have felt so much guilt too#especially with the way he was raised#the way its set up is so tragic too#binghe says that that moment was the first time someone has ever believed in him like that#and then immediately sqq gets badly wounded with an incurable poison#it must have fed into dark-binghe'a beliefs that he destroys everything he touches too#argh sad hours#i just love bingqiu angst<3#bingqiu#svsss#shen qingqiu#luo binghe#svsss angst#scum villian’s self saving system#scum villain
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bingqiu soulmate au where LBH has shen yuan's name tattoo'd on him... until the day his soulmate dies
#and then they reunite and all is well ofc :))#sqq has lbh's name too but he assumes its a fluke or an enemy soulmates thing or smth#lbh has no idea who shen yuan is#only that he died the same day as shen qingqius qi deviation#or maybe he gets his mark that day and it is scarred/shows sy is dead the same day?#misunderstandings proceed....#bingqiu#soulmate au#bingqiu soulmate au#luo binghe#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#svsss#scum villian self saving system#scum villain#scum villains self saving system
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Pre-transmigration looks
Some designs (ft. my dogshit writing) + the effectiveness of lbh’s puppy eyes
Plus extra
How I think LQG would look as a woman
#archerdoodles#myart#illustration#artwork#drawing#svsss#scumbag self saving system#scum villain#scum villian self saving system#mass transmigration svsss au#original luo binghe#luo binghe#yue qingyuan#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#qi qingqi#mu qingfang#shang qinghua#liu qingge#wei qingwei
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Sometimes your biggest husband haters are your colleagues I mean martial siblings
#svsss#luo binghe#shen qingqiu#liu qingge#shang qinghua#qi qingqi#bingqiu#svsss meme#QQQ and LQG could be interchangeable ngl#sucks to be LBH#scum villain's self saving system#ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong
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disciple Shen Jiu au except time is a circle and so upon his death post Bingge torture he wakes up as some random half demon (a baigujing/white bone spirit maybe?) orphan with the name Chun Shi and has his own system forcing him to reenter Qing Jing Peak as a disciple. Not knowing when in time he was born, thinks he's going to enter in the same generation as he did previously but instead finds himself in the same gen as Ning Yingying, Ming Fan, and Luo Binghe, and his own self is their Shizun!
He quickly tries to latch onto Ning Yingying. Unfortunately Luo Binghe has the same idea, and Ming Fan and their Shizun end up abusing the both of them for their proximity to her and for having the gall to even try to succeed. Binghe and Chun Shi grow to hate each other but share a strange camaraderie shrouded in competition.
And then their Shizun has a qi deviation, and Chun Shi, who is Shen Jiu, knows that thing is not himself.
He nervously and stressingly observed the changes and the immediate change in this Shizun towards Luo Binghe. With himself though, this Shizun seems to not recognize him at all. Before, Chun Shi never had plans to divert the fate of Shen Qingqiu, as he himself is Chun Shi, all he needs to do is save his own hide. He may be stuck on the peak thanks to his System but otherwise he can self-preserve to his hearts content.
But this "Shen Qingqiu" is different, and did nothing to build the demise that will face him in the future at the hands of Luo Binghe.
But this Luo Binghe seems dedicated to giving back a hundred fold the small kindnesses that he is now receiving, shamelessly worming his way into Shen Qingqiu's side. Chun Shi is not so motivated...
But he's always been invested in preserving the livelihood and face of Shen Qingqiu. He construes it as an extension of his selfish self preservation, it's not because he's grown greedy for the shelter and guidance and attention of this imposter peak lord who did nothing to deserve his position. He merely wants to know he could prevent his old fate, yes that's it. Nothing else.
And if he can outcompete that little beast of a shixiong for Shizun's affections, then that's an even sweeter plus! He seethed whenever he perceived a loss against him, and Ning Yingying has seemingly caught on to their rivalry, but Chun Shi, Shen Jiu, is a sore loser and won't let Luo Binghe win against him this time.
Shen Qingqiu, Shen Yuan, off to the side is merely charmed by this seeming mob character that's probably been influenced by his own actions into becoming a more prominent fixture of Qing Jing Peak and merely sees this as enrichment for a disciple Luo Binghe. If he has a training partner on his level, won't that promote further growth? So of course he'll invite both into the bamboo house, even if it becomes a little cramped. Brotherly companionship is valuable in these sorts of settings after all!
Eventually the Immortal Alliance Conference comes, and somehow they're both demons??? But the System only forces him to chuck Luo Binghe down into the Endless Abyss?? System I know Bingge has his destiny to achieve but isn't this blatant favoritism!? In what direction, Shen Qingqiu doesn't know, but either way Luo Binghe is gone to them, his loyal filial lotus dead, but Chun Shi, an evergreen pillar of a pine tree, stays by his side.
Chun Shi is gleefully grateful. Guilt twinged in his heart a bit for unknown reasons, but he knew he could nurture his dear imposter self back into happiness. If he's happy, then they can continue their life, both stuck on Qing Jing Peak as they are.
And when the time comes, he can protect him against that grown wild animal they used to keep as a pet, or even properly domesticate it as a gift to Shizun, yes that will do. Leash and chain it to the mountain peak as a little lap dog of a plaything for his husband. What a nice thing to look forward to.
#svsss#shen qingqiu#luo binghe#shen jiu#my text#my fic#more like fic concept#scumcum#jiuyuan#bingqiu#bingjiuyuan#disciple shen jiu happily becomes sy!sqq's second husband while also simultaneously managing to put a ring on his finger first#he just wins like that#i like to think that this sj aka Chun Shi gets a perverse miserably joyful ache whenever he sees sy!sqq interact with yqy and lgq#he even hates sqq for it. for being so much more lovable. all the more reason to attic wife him#chun shi before the qi deviation transmigration: i hate this ignorant scum Shen Qingqiu and hate myself for ever having been him!#chun shi after the qi deviation transmigration: i hate shen qingqiu for being so lovable bc i see myself as unlovable-#-so i must steal him from the world and never let anyone win his heart!
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Shang Qinghua: My sweet and precious son-
Luo Binghe: You're not my real dad
Shang Qinghua: Ouch, whatever happened to 'ohana means family'?
Luo Binghe: I don't know what that- Look, what do you want?
Shang Qinghua: How do you top?
Luo Binghe: What?
Shang Qinghua: It's my king's birthday soon and I want to surprise him
Luo Binghe, embarrassed: Here's the thing, I don't really know?
Shang Qinghua: What?! How could my stallion protagonist not know how to top?! What did Cucumber-Bro do to you???
Luo Binghe: It's not Shizun's fault! I'm just too... big
Shang Qinghua: Well drastic times calls for drastic measures. I didn't want to do this, but we both need an expert
A Little While Later
Qi Qingqi, opening the door to her house: What do you two want?
Shang Qinghua: Can you teach us to top?
Qi Qingqi, sighing: Come on in
#lbh: i was worried that you would take us to my dad#sqh: oh tianlang-jun isn't a top#lbh: I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!#shang qinghua#airplane shooting towards the sky#luo binghe#qi qingqi#moshang#bingqiu#mxtx#svsss#scum villian self saving system
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