#ludicrous gibs

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[jolikmc]

Rise of the Triad: LUDICROUS EDITION - Launch Trailer by New Blood Interactive on YouTube

Eat toast.

If you love Rise of the Triad like I do, there is absolutely no reason not to get this game, that I can see. It even has its own Shareware Demo available for download.

What are you waiting for? Go play it!!

[golvio]

Trying to figure out what might be up with the expanded Fury route based on some screenshots from The Official Pristine Cut Announcement. Putting them behind a cut for extreme first-person gore. Also, for potential spoilers, out of courtesy to the folks who want to go into the Pristine Cut completely blind.

Let's start with what I am certain of: this is from the Tower-to-Fury route, after you resisted her control long enough to wound her before ultimately succumbing to your own self-inflicted wounds. This is also the route where you come down without bringing the knife.

Based on how the Fury path works in the base game, I'm assuming the voices in your head include Voice of the Broken, who speaks in the first screenshot, and also Voice of the Stubborn, because you needed to call upon his will to even resist Tower in the first place.

Now, the "defiant spark of [our] soul" she's talking about is very likely referring to Stubborn. She's looking for him, specifically, although she doesn't yet realize it. The biggest question is what's going to happen if she finds him. She was very easily able to hijack The Narrator as Tower, but he was a sad little echo of a mortal man who stretched himself beyond his limits, not a fragment of a god. We don't have any official confirmation that she can hijack the other Voices. Broken only submitted to her because he'd already given up, but Hero was very vocally freaking out and resisting the whole time. I suspect that a Voice as willful as Stubborn might be much more than she bargained for, maybe even a little too spicy for her at first. What will she do if she finds him, but can't control him? What will Stubborn do if Fury starts addressing him directly?

The other biggest question is: do you perceive this "infiltration" as a violation of your body, or do you let her continue to see what happens? I was definitely right about Tower-Fury's route involving her "playing doctor" with your ludicrous gibs, but the way her examination is described is a lot more metaphorical than I expected. I imagine the tenor of the route changes based on whether you're horrified by her slip-sliding past your boundaries without your consent, whether you see it as a punishment and accept your fate, or whether you want to see where she's going with this and hear her describe her findings, maybe even becoming an active participant in your own vivisection a little like the patient in Discover My Body? That would make for a very interesting sort of "intimate relationship," given that the game was also about seeking connection with other people, dressed up in the clinical language and impersonal format of a university student examining a man experiencing ego death for course credit.

[wolffyluna]

I love a piece of media where you can say "I was loving the soup scene from the beginning, and then the soup scene kept on souping," and have people know what you mean.

"this is my body I give to you"

[Ortus explodes in ludicrous gibs]

[ilikekidsshows]

Yeah, like, the more general idea of "the invasion made life harder for a lot of people" doesn't even cross Raph's mind, but he's intensely empathetic when this sweet old lady he just met is losing her home

Raph is a people person

"I have a plan, not a one-liner"

"Well, my son, if the plan is good, I will let you have the one-liner as well"

"Because this is a PG rated show, I am not suspicious of the lack of ludicrous gibs"

[bedsquatter104]

I am bad at socialising with people, in person, or even online. And it’s awkward when I’d reach out to others, even if I had known them before or still kept in contact with them, there is always this tension and caution when I talk with anyone.

The best example I can give is trying to have small talk with your parents, and having chance of it turning into a lecture loom over in the back. It’s almost like tossing a grenade, and hoping the outcome of the conversation won’t result in a pile of ludicrous gibs because I said something wrong, or that the other person might not like, and the convo just turns awkward and unpleasant.

With that mental image circulating in my thoughts, I made the executive decision to put it in the form of the comic below,

[askseriousrainbow]

Numbers 60-51! There's a lot of sequels or spiritual successors in this one. That's just how the list came to be, I have to say.

Link to part 1. Link to part 2. Link to part 3. Link to part 4. Link to part 6. Link to part 7. Link to part 8. Link to part 9. Link to part 10.

60. Left 4 Dead 2

Left 4 Dead 2 is the better of the two because all of L4D1 is in L4D2. And it's FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC to play with friends (or bots), just do a whole campaign with 3 of your friends shooting zombies, trying to get through to each safe house, getting picked up at the end, it's a great time.

59. XCOM: Enemy Unknown

The game that really got me into the X-COM/XCOM series. XCOM: Enemy Unknown is Firaxis's first take on the alien strategy game, and refines it so you get a nice streamlined experience, and repopularized the genre. Even with its sequel choosing to go with the bad end, the good end is fun to get to.

58. Theme Hospital

I love Theme Hospital more than Theme Park. I don't know why, the theme of health care can be very dry. But Theme Hospital makes it funny with Bloaty Head, King Complex, Hairyitis, and Invisibility illnesses. It's a little less hardcore than Theme Park, but that makes it better, in my opinion.

57. Two Point Hospital

Not to say that the formula couldn't be improved. Two Point Hospital is everything Theme Hospital is, but better. Better room design capabilities, better way of hiring staff, better training of staff, sillier illnesses, easier to get into, more experimentation with levels, just everything's better. I freaking love Two Point Hospital.

56. Two Point Campus

Not to say it couldn't be refined further. Two Point Campus replaced the health care theme with a university/college theme and adds the ability to build your own buildings instead of having pre-built plots to build within. The new theme allows them to go even zanier, and it's worth it to three-star each university. I love Two Point Campus.

55. The Sims 2

The Sims 2 is my favorite of the The Sims series, adding aspirations, wants, fears, and giving the game a great feel. Adding the life stages, and making Sims age was a great addition to the series, and it's all-in-all a better experience than The Sims 1.

54. Baldur's Gate 2

Baldur's Gate was a great RPG when it came out, but Baldur's Gate 2 was better. It had a great main villain, a compelling story, and a great group of characters that are memorable, especially Minsc and his miniature space hamster, Boo.

53. Borderlands 2

Yes, yes, I know, its humor can feel dated now, but Borderlands 2 is still a blast to play through if you get a group of friends together to do so. Handsome Jack is a fantastic villain, and the guns feel great to use. Well, maybe not Hyperion if you're concerned about accuracy. Anyway, the Vault Hunters all feel unique, and it's fun to play as any of them.

52. FlatOut 2

FlatOut 2 is a great racing game with stunts and realistic damage. Its AI isn't too bad either, I don't feel like they're rubberbanding when I race against them. The tracks are all distinct and feel good to race on. The stunt mode is also great, trying to fling your avatar into specific places.

51. Rise of the Triad

Ah, good ol' Rise of the Triad, the progenitor of Ludicrous Gibs. It's not bad, being built on a heavily-modified Wolfenstein 3D engine that allowed height. Its ridiculousness helped it stand out among the so-called “DOOM clones,” what with powerups and powerdowns such as God Mode, Dog Mode, Shrooms Mode, and Elasto Mode. Really looking forward to the Ludicrous Edition.

Part 6 is next!

Link to part 1. Link to part 2. Link to part 3. Link to part 4. Link to part 6. Link to part 7. Link to part 8. Link to part 9. Link to part 10.

[sadfolksinteractive]

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[jolikmc-thoughts]

Did You Know?™

Every post on Tumblr has a “Community Label”.  From the very first post to the very last, each of them have retroactively been assigned one of these things and, for the most part, it’s set to “For Everyone”.  However, under certain circumstances… this cannot be set by you, the user.  And I don't just mean when the mods decide to do it themselves.

Now.  As you can see in the left-hand image, it’s physically impossible to assign your own posts a “Community Label” when using the legacy / classic editor.  It’s simply not there.  That means that if you prefer the Legacy Editor, all of your posts will default to being “For Everyone”, even if it’s a picture of, say, someone smoking something illegal or someone exploding into ludicrous gibs.

According to Tumblr’s own page, “simply having a lot of posts with community labels won't get your blog terminated or anything like that.”  However, the only thing it says about having your posts reported is that “if [their] moderators determine that the post should have a community label, they'll add one” and that “once your post has been given a community label by [Tumblr], you won't be able to change or remove it." (It’s all there on the “Community Labels” page.)

I’m concerned about this.

Let’s say you had one of them there “spicy blogs”, back before the Great Tumblr Exile of 2018™.  Let’s say you got your blog back and unhidden since then.  Now, let’s say all of your posts are for “mature audiences”, but labeled as “for everyone” since they were made before the Shiny New Post Editor™ rolled out.  Well, you can’t alter the posts to reflect because they were made with the Legacy Editor.  Now, let’s say some wet blanket decides to report each and every single one of your posts.  Will Tumblr’s moderation team decide to just slap a “Mature / Sexual Content” tag on all the old posts?  Or will they reverse their decision and block the blog?  Nobody knows.

I’m not trying to “scaremonger” or anything.  I just think that @staff and @support need to work on transparency and clarity.  Things like this are exactly why, even with the rules being a little more lax, people are hesitant to come back and start using their Tumblogs again.

~ J

[wrongweaponsdrawn]

Redacted: [Reduced to Ludicrous Gibs] I have...a call to make...

The Narrator: [On the other line] Cut yourself shaving again?

Redacted: [Chuckles]...asshole.

( source: Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance)

[actually-factually-anonymous]

I don't know about the new MK1 storyline, but in regards to Miraculous powers being used for Fatalities...

Well, there's the obvious basic strength feats allowing any hero theoretically tear apart their opponent like a Piñata. There's also basic creativity, like Chat Noir could just grab someone, use his baton to rise 100 metres in the sky and drop the other person.

But in regards to specific powers being used for lethality:

Lucky Charm can be literally anything including (but not limited to) a machine gun, to a spotted anvil falling from the sky. You could make some downright loony-tunes esque fatalities if you wanted, and keep the guns for a "Shadybug" skin.

Cataclysm... well, there's not really much else you can do with it. Just have Chat smack the opponent around and have the disintegration be slow and agonizing if you want. (Maybe have it quick for ordinary Chat but drawn out for Claw Noir).

Subjugation/Action... well, once the opponent is Paralyzed you can do anything with them. For Chloe I'd have her throw them into a body of water to drown, if it was Vesperia: she and Pegasus seem to be used together quite often so maybe have her Sting, then let her opponent get sucked into a portal into space or something.

Voyage: You can literally just have Max send them anywhere lethal. Dropping them into the Sun would fit any opponent besides a Kryptonian.

Shellter: Well, there's no reason given that it can't be used to 'protect' spaces smaller than a person. Maybe have a protective shell form around the opponent's torso and have the energy shell separate their head and limbs off as it comes into being.

Mirage: Well, you could just have them distracted so the hero can land a killing blow, have them step off a cliff. But if you want to go full horror, you could have the opponent subject to some kind of mindbreaking nightmare of an illusion and have them off themselves.

(Just taking a moment to pause and say: going through these possibilities makes you appreciate how dangerous these magical Jewellery attached to cute superpowered bobbleheads are.)

Clout: Point-banc to the face and the enemy turns into the iconic ludicrous gibs. Easy.

Multitude: A hundred little Multi-mice reach up and beat the life out of the opponent like a colony of ants attacking at once. Alternatively: go full Thanus and have one Multi-mouse jump into the opponents mouse and have them cancel the power, causing them to reform at full size within said opponent and bursting them like a ripe grape.

Resistance: Not much to do here, maybe just have the bearer gore the opponent before crushing them underfoot like an enraged bull?

Perfection: Blown away into the sky to fall to their deaths, detonated via lightning-bolt or air-fried to perfection. Take your pick.

Burrow: Easy enough, kick them through a portal or two into a dangerous time period and have them killed there. Pretty sure something like it's already done in MK anyway.

Uproar: Perhaps the power can effect bodily functions to disorientate the opponent and just have the monkey's staff extend to the moon with the enemy trapped upon it- thus making a nice Dragonball reference.

Second Chance: Have the power used to instantly dodge any attack by the enemy and continuously get closer until the bearer can just beat the opponent into paste with the harp. I imagine with each turn-back the enemy grow more and more confused as to how every attack is being dodged until the lethal blow hits.

Fetch: Presumably this power doesn't need to take all of an object that it fetches. Have the bearer touch the enemy then dance back and 'Fetch' one of their vital organs like a spine to their hand. Probably a head with a spine but nothing else.

Genesis: More or less the same as the Lucky Charm. You literally make any conventional weapon or object have it used lethally. For pizazz however; maybe pull a Gabe and make a meteor and have it crash to earth on the opponent.

Sublimation: Literally too many possibility to count. But the most 'theatrical' move I can think of would be for the bearer to assume the powers of their opponent then beat them with a variation of their own iconic fatality.

Gift: Trap the opponent in a fantasy, which changes into a nightmare as their throat suddenly slits open, and other wounds appear. Then switch back to the real word where the bearer is dealing those wounds to the opponents helpless body.

Amokization: Presumably this power would equal the bearer summoning one of Mayura/Shadowmoth/Argos' established monsters and using their power to destroy the enemy.

Akumatisation: This one wouldn't be so much a fatality as the bearer presumably beating the enemy into submission and then using the Butterfly to force the weakened foe into becoming their Akumatised servant. Otherwise, just have Gabe/Lila pull out a sword from the cane or use whatever other weapon they have to good effect while the enemy is distracted by trying to fight off the Akuma.

Bonus!:

The Wish: Bug Noire presumably just uses The Wish to eliminate the Opponent. Or maybe have Gabe use The Wish to achieve his perfect world and use the opponent's life and loved ones as his price.

...

Well. That's half an hour of my life spent turning seemingly benign superpowers from a children's show into snuff proposals. I hope it was worth it.

With the new MK1 storyline out I have to wonder if the Miraculous can be used to commit Fatalities? Not that the Miracuclass would be prone to murder ofc but in a very ooc scenario. Like other than Chat Blanc point blank disintegrating.

What MK1 storyline? What does that mean?

[debisco]

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[rubytheclonetrooper]

Mugging the Monster - TV Tropes

DEATH BATTLE!: Most of these fights occur with the loser seriously underestimating their opponent. They paid the price with their lives.

Barry Allen vs. Quicksilver starts off with Quicksliver gloating about his racing prowess and punches the Flash in the attempt to cheat. Once over the pacfic ocean, Barry proves that he was holding back the entire time and gives him a No-Holds-Barred Beatdown. It ends with Quicksliver accidentally dying by being impaled on a Japanese statue.

Carnage vs. Lucy starts off with Lucy (as Nyu) waiting for a train... whose passengers have been slaughtered by Carnage. As soon as the doors open, Carnage immediately lunges at the innocent-looking horned girl. He bites off more than he can chew when she stops him midair and tears him to pieces with her vectors (which didn't stick at all) and when she later hits him with a nuclear bomb-level attack (which did).

Aang vs. Edward Elric has Edward falsely accusing Aang of calling him short and tries to kill him for it. He pays the price when Aang goes into the Avatar State and obliterates him with an attack of all four elements.

After getting his ice cream destroyed when Sailor Galaxia blew up the Earth while he was on it, Beerus confronts her. Her response? Insult him by poking his eyes. He quickly teaches her he was not to be messed with by turning her into Ludicrous Gibs and having her pieces be sucked into a black hole.

Venom vs. Crona has Venom encounter Crona and Ragnarok entering the church while he was praying and thinking Crona would be easy prey, attack them. Unfortunately for them, Crona's sound-based weapon ensured Venom's demise (although the first attempt was shrugged off due to Venom being a distance away and had a Healing Factor, the next attempt succeeded with Venom being pinned down unable to escape a close-up max power attack from Crona's soundwave attack).

The Incredible Hulk vs. Broly starts off with Hulk going out of his way to deliberately provoke a meditating Broly for no reason other than simple bull-headed bravado. When the fighting starts, Broly quickly closes the power gap between them and rips his head off. It evolves into Bullying a Dragon when the Hulk continues to attack and goad Broly despite this, who later proceeds to overwhelm and obliterate him so thoroughly that even his Resurrective Immortality couldn’t bring him back.

During their match up, Homelander provokes Omni-Man via breaking into his home and killing his wife, assuming that he could just intimidate Omni-Man into obeying his demands to leave. Omni-Man, however, is barely phased by Homelander's threats and quickly shows the Number One Supe just how outclassed he in one of the shortest fights of the show's history, which results in a very nasty death for Homelander, who only realizes how royally he screwed up seconds before Omni-Man ends him. The hosts point this out in the post-fight analysis, comparing the fight to a bully picking a fight with a trained soldier.

After pulling a Kill Steal on him, Michael Myers attempts to make Jason Voorhees his next victim. As he quickly learns, however, Jason is borderline unkillable and has zero problems matching Michael in both strength and speed. In the end, Jason winds up making Michael his own victim.

Killua VS Misaka has Misaka telling Killua to give back her lost Gekota badge. He, not knowing who she is, smugly taunts her to take it. The resulting fight ends with him blown into Ludicrous Gibs and the badge falling right into the exhausted Misaka's hand, and the post-analysis reiterates that Misaka is a Person of Mass Destruction with output and arsenal far outclassing his own.

[thebrutalballadoffangusklot]

Krieg is still my favorite borderlands character from a gameplay stand point

[konakoro]

Anyways spoilers but my biggest complaint for Ready or Not is that out of all the possible deaths, I’m disappointed Grace never actually got to shoot somebody with the mounted rifle, because it would’ve been spectacular to see how fucked up a body can get after being shot by a gun meant to take down an elephant

[hi-i-just]

A theory about Saitama's powers

Tbh, I've always thought the physics behind Saitama's feats doesn't make much sense. Most of the time, I've handwaved it by artistic license/rule of cool, or that it's depicted and intended to be a gag, but with 166 and so on, I don't that's actually the case. And we did kinda get hints of that early on. And the reason why we don't fully understand it because I don't think Saitama fully realizes the sheer extent of his powers himself. Heck, I'm pretty sure the guy still believes he got strong bc of his workout, and he honestly doesn't know enough to give a different answer. I propose that Saitama's actual power isn't overwhelming strength or speed.

It's bending reality.

I think he deploys it rather subconsciously, and to an extent, he does have some? Kind of awareness that what he Desires To Be, It Will Be fuelled greatly by how strong his willpower is. It only gets trumped hy someone of equal or stronger willpower. So what gives that prompted this idea?

1. His clothes

Yeah, his hero suit specifically. I'm a lil wary using anime canon and fit it to manga canon, but considering ONE wrote some of the OVAs including this one, I'll take it as a fact that it can be part of manga continuity. Simply put: Saitama deeply cares about his hero suit as it represents him as a hero - indeed, especially treasured as it was created by someone who believes him to be one. That's why no matter how much powerful attacks he's tanking, his suit more or less gets away intact, if a lil damaged on occasion. As long as he considers it worth protecting, nothing terrible can befall it.

Until 167, where his usually unshakeable faith in his own heroism gets shaken to its firm foundations, and now we see his suit shred irreparably by mere martial arts alone despite managing to survive power that could destroy the earth and travelling at speeds faster than light, except for the one holding unto the core — the only remains of the person who believed that the work he does matters. The fact it was redrawn to include the glove means the metaphor is 100% intentional.

2. The people on the receiving end of his punches

No creature on earth can survive even the lightest of Saitama's punches, except for the ridiculously strong — or he has little to no intention of killing you.

The most obvious instance is Saitama vs. Genos. Any other creature on the receiving end of that punch turns into ludicrous gibs - or in Genos's case, a thousand pieces. But somehow despite just stopping short of Genos's face, he comes away unharmed, while the mountain and atmosphere behind him are split into two. Compare it to Boros, who at the end of the fight never really had that punch land on him, but was killed instead by the shockwaves — at a greater distance than Genos too. Sure, they're two different punches in terms of strength, but it doesn't change the fact that Saitama never had the intention to harm a hair on Genos's head whereas finished Boros then and there to keep him from destroying earth.

Several other instances are whenever he subdues human opponents. He never kills a human being, no matter how fatal his punches should be to them. If Saitama does not intend the attack to be fatal, then it won't be.

But heck, 166 definitely has Saitama going for the kill with his Serious Punch that can destroy the earth. But Garou still lived. Was he holding back?

Hell no. It wasn't until he calmed down a lil bit did he start holding back, but that punch was definitely thrown with the intent to kill. Garou just happened to be nearly as stromg as Saitama at that point that he could negate that desire. Saitama's later behavior indicates his willpower is greatly invested into a.) beating the ever living shit out of Garou and b.) protect the core at all costs. A desire waaaay more intense than Garou's desire to beat him.

3. The ludicrous physics behind his punches. Or just everything about Saitama

Ok, maybe this is the weakest point there is considering any character who isn't Saitama doesn't have any sort of realistic physics behind their feats either! Science is greatly taken for granted in this manga. But either way, it still doesn't make sense that Saitama with four fingers was able to shred the entire moon's surface. Unless he desired it to. I have a hard time explaining this. But to put simply.

Nothing about Saitama physiologically is human. None. The power he generates would require metabolism on insane levels, eating large amounts of food or exygen or even sleep. Heck even Genos has a sleep mode despite having a nuclear reactor for a core because his brain is human, and even Tatsumaki needs to rest after expending massive amounts of power. Saitama does not. Saitama has no real need to eat, sleep, shit, or even breath, considering this guy is literally in space, inhaling and exhaling Io's toxic atmo while no worse for wear. It's likely every time he does do these things, it's to maintain his sanity. Because ngl, addressing these needs is still a fundamental part of being human. Not having a need to would drive anyone crazy.

Tl ; dr: If he wants it to be, it will be.

So why does Saitama still stick with kicks and punches and overwhelming speed and strength despite the sheer potential of his reality bendibg powers that is he arguably explores more, can actually do more? Nostly because I think he doesn't fully understand it. Another is that he desires to be overwhelmingly strong and fast. If he desire to have psychic powers, I think he would have them. But since he's content with what he is, his powers stay that way.