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wrongweaponsdrawn · 2 months ago

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NOTICE FROM MOD

I've been seeing a thing going around that the same spam bots that deleted me and @whocaresifwearecrazy 's inital Robodoki account are going to attempt to do it again on the 25th as a part of an attack on roleplay blogs. Normally I wouldn't believe a post that has a shit ton of people tagged in it and would dismiss it as fear mongering, but since it has happened before (and the dates line up), I am not risking any of these accounts.

Therefore, I have made the difficult desicion to CLOSE ASKS AND SUBMISSIONS UNTIL JANUARY 5th AT THE EARLIEST for my own blogs, and have encouraged my co-collaborator that owns the Robodoki blogs to do the same for theirs.

I would turn it off earlier if I DIDN'T have work and a literal cruise afterwards keeping me busy.

Thank you SO, SO much for the support this year. I hate that people on the internet have to be jerkwads like that, but there's nothing else I can do.

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booloocrew-blog · 2 years ago

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Once upon a time, two entities were reincarnated.

One, the living embodiment of evil.

The other, the living enbodiment of good.

A literal angel and devil, hiding among the living in flesh disguises, with the power to incite their element when in their true forms.

One embraced her powers as an evil temptress, inciting evil and tempations wherever she went. Everyone knew who she was, and if they had the hearts to match, they certainlly didn't mind her influence.

The other went into hiding, fearful of what he was shown to be capable of. After all, involuntairily brainwashing people to be nice, honest, kind, and truthful never seems to have good PR with it. Only his butler knew of his secret.

The two met as prophecized, with the evil deity unaware of the good deity...until, fed up, his powers awakened without warning one fateful party night.

And thus, a friendship lasting for eons was formed from the ashes of a rivalry. For when you're only one of two people with powers, it's only natural that opposites attract....

*** In the weapons drawn universe itself, I HC that Lord Tippet is the living enbodiment of good, but for understandable reasons, prefers that persona to be as secret as possible.

Kinda hard to do when the living enbodiment of evil is around, but he manages nonetheless.

Also attached is my Raven Nevermore/The Narrator ref for comparison.

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Narrator/Lady Raven: The Devil in the Details-WD Host Ref Red. Lord Tippet: An Angel in Plain Sight- WD Host Ref Red. Bennington: Unlikely Friends-Bennington Weapons Drawn Host Ref Duke Wesleyham: A Lord's Rival- Weapons Drawn Host Ref Lord Angel Tippet: Lord Angel Tippet, The Living Enbodiment Of Good

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wrongweaponsdrawn · 2 months ago

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The narrator and tippet as mom and dad

(Source: Calvin and Hobbes

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wrongweaponsdrawn · 1 month ago

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"You are at Buckingham Palace — the very heart of the British nation. Sherlock Holmes, put your trousers on!"

-The Narrator, elbowing the purple detective)

(Source: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock, "A Scandal in Belgravia")

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wrongweaponsdrawn · 8 months ago

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“Great party! Can't wait to tell my therapist about it when I'm older. Bye!"

- the party guest

(Source: Louie, DuckTales (2017), "Happy Birthday, Doofus Drake!")

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wrongweaponsdrawn · 3 months ago

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Red detective

#weapons drawn #the narrator weapons drawn #lord tippet weapons drawn #accomplices weapons drawn #detectives weapons drawn #the narrator weapon's drawn #lord tippet #lord tippet weapon's drawn #weapons drawn jackbox #wrongweaponsdrawn

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wrongweaponsdrawn · 3 months ago

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The Narrator: "Oh, do you mean xmas? Or do you mean Life Day, Festivus, Toy Day, Decemberween, Thanktival, Crimmus…"

(Source: Christmas Tropes description for You Mean Xmas)

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wrongweaponsdrawn · 4 months ago

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“Bloody hell, good sir or madam, we don’t talk like that! Honestly, I don’t wanna call you a bellend or a nitwit but you sure seem like one.” - tippet

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wrongweaponsdrawn · 8 months ago

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The Narrator, on a non busy day

#weapons drawn #the narrator weapons drawn #lord tippet weapons drawn #accomplices weapons drawn #detectives weapons drawn #the narrator weapon's drawn #lord tippet #lord tippet weapon's drawn #weapons drawn jackbox #wrongweaponsdrawn #alex hirsch

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wrongweaponsdrawn · 4 months ago

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White Detective, joking

please, untitled document was my father, call me untitled document (1)

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wrongweaponsdrawn · 6 months ago

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The Narrator tempting a detective

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wrongweaponsdrawn · 11 months ago

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"Do you know what the definition of failure is, my lord? Failure... is when something ceases to serve a purpose, when that happens it becomes worthless to me, and thus far, your performance has been lacking."

- the narrator

(Source: Hordak, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, "Signals")

#she ra #hordak #weapons drawn #the narrator weapons drawn #lord tippet weapons drawn #accomplices weapons drawn #detectives weapons drawn #the narrator weapon's drawn #lord tippet #lord tippet weapon's drawn #weapons drawn jackbox #wrongweaponsdrawn

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wrongweaponsdrawn · 7 months ago

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Orange: "how do conjoined twins get married?"

Green: "with each other."

Pink: "STOP."

Green: "SWEET HOME ALABAMA!“

(Source: me joking with sib when she asked a question)

#weapons drawn #the narrator weapons drawn #lord tippet weapons drawn #accomplices weapons drawn #detectives weapons drawn #the narrator weapon's drawn #lord tippet #lord tippet weapon's drawn #weapons drawn jackbox #wrongweaponsdrawn #Alabama #sweet home alabama

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wrongweaponsdrawn · 1 month ago

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The Narrator: I have to check in with Tippet! I'm already late, he's going to know that something is wrong.

Redacted: Fine, call him. You broke your foot walking down the stairs at the mall, you forgot to call.

The Narrator: ...? Broke my foot? I didn't break my foot.

[redacted stomps on his foot, cracking it. Cue screams]

Redacted: There you go!

(Source: Burn Notice, "Hard Bargain")

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wrongweaponsdrawn · 6 months ago

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"I have a cunning plan that cannot possibly fail."

-Red Detective (it usually fails)

(Source: Baldrick, BlackAdder)

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wrongweaponsdrawn · 2 months ago

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"Santa's Comin' And he's gonna kick your ass He's gonna kick your ass He's gonna kick your ass Santa's comin' and he's gonna kick your ass Because you've always been a rotten little br-" (The Green Detective gets YANKED off the stage) (Source: The Arrogant Worms, "Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass", Christmas Turkey CD)

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