#lowkey impressive

[thelilylav]

I tried to resist but the horny owl finally got me guys

sketch and close up under the cut

[anime-academia]

I get hungry like clockwork

[sofiaruelle]

🌸The SDV gurlies in their Flower Dance outfits🌸

I wanted to keep it coquette/cotteage-core but i played around too much 😅😅. I still tried to keep it all cohesive to the theme of the event but with some my headcanons on their outfit choices lmao (like Abigail’s fit is mostly borrowed from someone or Haley fersure made Emily make her something new from scratch, etc.)

theres some other outfits under readmore that didnt make it to the final.

[chloesimaginationthings]

The FNAF movie duo learn about trash and the gang

[valtsv]

But I have promises to keep—and miles to go before I sleep.

I couldn't stop thinking about VAL listening to Shrue's radio speech when she confronts Carson, and wondering just how many times she listened back to that recording while waiting for him. Did it bring her some comfort, to listen to someone else's last words as she waited to speak her own? Did she feel a little less alone, keeping company with another ghost that hasn't realised it's already dead?

[michelle-jacksons-art-blog]

"You really should be more careful, you know?" "Yeah, yeah. I know, doc."

[boarloved-art]

Wei Wuxian should be able to get drunk for once. I think he'd either be singing bawdy drinking songs on the roof of the Jingshi or he'd be getting irrevocably lost no matter where he is. He's found in the bushes behind the mountains like a cryptid, and then he's like "I can't believe you all got lost" (extremely slurred) as if he didn't get embarrassed by something Lan Wangji had said and just somehow disappeared when everyone looked back at him

oh ABSOLUTELY im walking with u and nodding and agreeing, i can see him becoming an absolute menace to keep track of at his drunkest.

anyway heres wonderwall The Gang (Wangxian & their fave group of ducklings) in a city known for its STRONG wine and wuxian being like well. ur all grown now, youre technically not juniors anymore. we have to see whos lasting the longest against this stuff!, smash cut to a suspiciously wei ying-less group of the worlds drunkest cultivators being wrangled through the woods by designated driver hanguang-jun, with at least 2 of them clinging to his robes at all times.

[hazbingirliexoxo]

*Reader, Angel, and Husk on a heist together*

Reader: How do you think Angel will distract them?

Husk: He’ll probably, like set off an alarm or throw a rock or something. That’s what I would do

Angel: *moaning loudly and sensually at a nearby distance*

Husk: ….

Reader: ….or he could do that

[madisoncounty]

"This is her curse. In each life she makes the best of a bad situation, finds love where anyone else would settle for icy tolerance, makes everything work for however long she has and every damn time it is taken away and- In the next life, she promises, in the next life she will do better."

from the fatal flaw that makes you long to be magnificently cursed by @electricbluebutterflies

[rystiel]

firm believer in mullet stan 2.0

[numberonetribble]

When your love for each other is so great and it becomes something bigger than either of you, oh that's family baby!

[adashulaz]

Soren and Claudia swap places but Soren doesn't remind Aaravos of Leola and instead makes him wonder if this is all worth it.

Soren: What if we make an illusion of Thunder and just fuck with Zubeias head?

Aaravos: Excuse me?

Soren: They were mates, right? So if we just make an illusion of him and make him be angry at her for whatever reason, it'll distract her and you can get your revenge without worrying about her trying to bite you.

Aaravos: And what of the other Archdragons?

Soren: They'll probably realize that it's not the real Thunder and try to attack him but Zubeia won't let them because she misses her mate. They'll be busy with trying to get her to see through the illusion so you'll be good to go.

Aaravos: And the human mage, Callum?

Soren: Illusion of his dead mom.

Aaravos:...

Soren: Her death anniversary is coming up so it'll definitely mess with his head

Aaravos:...

Soren: Is something wrong?

Aaravos: What is wrong with you?

Soren: Viren would do stuff like this all the time? It works like a charm.

Aaravos:...that explains it then.

Aaravos: Let's go do your incredibly cruel plan.

Soren: Yay :)

[youraveragemiscellanyenjoyer]

Hey. Hey guys. Look. It’s a Lieutenant Burns art post

[coffinwoodx]

i implore everyone to read Kim Kitsuragi’s Book Report by TwiExMachina on ao3 it is one of the FUNNIEST FICS i’ve ever read it left me REELING from how hard i was laughing. it’s amazingly well characterized like i could 100% see it fitting into actual Disco Elysium gameplay i just cannot stress this enough. it was so good so..

i recommend it :>

it’s based on another fic about Harry writing a self-insert Dick Mullen erotica featuring everyone’s favorite lieutenant. essentially, Kim finds it and confronts Harry

[a-lesbianshadowinthenight]

this scene is comedic gold but also so indicative of all their dynamics. esti’s exaggerated cartoon-like legs flailing about as she gets up to run away is so funny but she clearly wants nothing to do with lupe at this point, lupe obviously caring about esti being missing but insisting she doesn’t and then putting on an angry front, esti telling her that she’s not her mother hitting a nerve, lupe acting both like a scolding mother and an immature squabbling sibling, jess trying to talk some sense into lu, who still stubbornly refuses to listen and tries to push past jess, jess being so exasperated by lupe’s behaviour to the point where they think it’s a little funny.

[whaliiwatching]

diversity win! peacock jumping spider and wolf spider in love