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Need to make a reaction img of Scyakade hitting you with a hammer.
#Need to make more oc reaction ing in genral#oc stuff#Scyakade#loving how my world building mythology has just made me more ocs
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iām gay and canāt resist the opportunity to be sappy so hereās a january 1st post to let all of my mutuals know that you are loved by me whether you like it or not and that iām grateful for every single one of you and am looking forward to getting to know you more in 2024!
when i returned to this rpc after a year long hiatus where a lot of stuff was just going wrong in my life, i was a little nervous that iād have trouble finding interactions and building relationships both ic and ooc. it was a little difficult at first, but iām so thankful i stuck it out because right around the corner were some very cool & special people who are not only talented writers and masters of characterization, but genuinely kind & fun people to talk to & get to know.
this post is dedicated to all of my lovely mutuals whether weāve written together for months or u just followed me today, but there are a few people i want to be gay toward individually under the cut š„³š³ļøāšš©·
@vialaviolenza / @valoroso : my beloved mortis!! you were my first new friend that i made upon the end of my hiatus & i adore you to the moon & back. i knew you were special from the moment i found out you basically live a stoneās throw away from me lol but more than that, you have been such a blessing to me. youāre always willing to listen to my ramblings & crazy ideas & our threads are always fuckin based, so you genuinely have it all & iām excited for us to become closer in this new year!! ššš
@lovesigned : bella, iām kissing u. i remember when you first followed me and we messaged back and forth about how we loved each otherās writing and were fucking nerds about classical allusions & mythology & all that. even now iām still in awe of how beautifully your prose reads btw. but beyond that youāre probably the funniest person on this website & going absolutely feral with u is always a good time lmfao. i love everything weāve ever plotted and written and i will love everything we will plot and write in the new year. u are so sexy and cool mwah
@blueshiftting : MEME MY BELOVED u are genuinely the sweetest person ever in the world and you deserve every good thing ever in the new year. not to mention cordelia is a baddie & the immaculate energy you have created for her is untouchable, truly one of the most well-written ocs iāve encountered. i owe u my life for making the fuckhouse server because itās always such a vibe in there & itās been great getting closer to everyone in there, including you.
@rejectshumanity : the coolest person on this website actually,,, but also a total sweetie that iāve loved every second of talking to. dani when i say i stan you heavily i mean it you genuinely have Thee best take on dio & manage to blend the serious & unserious parts of his character immaculately. iām excited for when ur inspiration returns to you because i think we all want to see how you will absolutely kill it in the 2024 season lol. either way, youāre a gem & iām looking forward to growing our friendship in the new year!!
@praeteritus-memories : lu ā¦ u are my homie fr like the only constant thing in my life in this rpc for the past 3 (ALMOST 4???) years. coming back to writing with you again has been like returning to a warm hug which i really fucking needed after everything i went through in 2022-23 š i love everything we do together & everything we explore in our threads, theyāre always a blast & iām relieved we cannot always pick up where we left off without things being awkward lol. i hope this year treats you kindly, you deserve it luv š©·
@ironleonine : GEO MY LOVE IM SO SORRY I KNEW I HAD LEFT SOMEONE OUT THIS IS LESBIAN ON LESBIAN CRIME . anyway you are the literal sweetest, kindest, most fun person to talk to be it ic or ooc. i will start 10 million different threads with you and idc i will love every single one. you have such a talent for bringing your characters to life, i will never NOT enjoy writing with you wtf. our chats are always the best even if theyāre full of the most random shit lol i feel like you really understand me & the chaotic chemical soup that is my brain. when i marry you in 2024, what then?
#[ ę„ ] : šø š¦š¢š¬ššš„š„šš§ššØš®š¬ āŗ out of character .#happy 2024!! i am wishing all of you health & happiness#i feel like the last 3 years have just been a collective nightmare for everyone so letās have a little hope that weāre turning a corner lol#i wasnāt going to make this post initially but i changed my mind because u know what . starting the year off with gratitude & positivity#is never a bad fucking idea#i hope you all have had a great start to the year so far š©µš©µš©µ#giorno & i are sending u lots of love uwu
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3,5,7,10,11,16,22 and 13,you said 3 years but what has changed since nice then?
EEEEEE tysm for the ask!!
3.) any recurring images/elements?
I'm not really that good at using motifs tbh, but I have a lot of scattered feathers deliberately placed in a few scenes. Smoke as well, even though I haven't illustrated any of those yet. I'll leave the interpretation to the readers :]
5.) pick a theme song for the tv adaptation.
Laplace's Angel by Will Wood! (this has been the theme song from before my Will Wood phase started, it's just got very similar themes)
7.) how would you describe the relationships between the characters in the story within eight words or less?
Not friends, just people sharing the same pain.
10.) if your story is titled, why did you choose that title?
It was always going to be called after whatever I named the organization. I had this idea of a kind of cultish group of assassins who worshipped a god of hunting. Since all the characters are animals hunting is pretty much just murder in this world, after all. My placeholder name for it was Artemis' Children, but I wanted to create my own mythology since I know virtually nothing about irl myths. the name Ullyca (and Ramedin while we're on it) was a result of me mashing words together at 1am until it sounded right. (I think it sounds cool though)
11.) give a general summary of the plot/world/characters.
Set in a world populated by several species of anthropomorphic animals, a serval named Umbra finds herself covered in blood, a body at her feet. With no memory of what happened, yet desperate to keep her involvement in this event from coming to light, she winds up making a deal with an organization of hitmen known as the Children of Ullyca, and by the time she realizes she's in over her head, it's too late to turn back.
16.) imagine the entire story takes place but in the meantime the characters all also have tumblr. what kind of (terrible) tumblr posts would happen?
Ahhhahahaha yk I'm pretty sure Fier has a tumblr (if anyone in this series does it's them) but for the other ones I'm absolutely sure Amala would be blazing Umbra's vent posts all the time, Hadron would do nothing except rb the worst takes known to mankind, Rena would have a bait account and Uriel just uses his to promote his fanfiction. Not sure what Kan would use his for, but something tells me he keeps getting blocked because he never made a profile and everyone thinks he's a bot.
22.) you have been given unlimited funds to make two adaptations of some sort, however you cannot make any other adaptations of any other sort. which two formats do you choose?
Ohhhh this is a tough one. I've always thought CoU would make for a banger animated series but for the second adaptation? Maybe a novel. I would have really loved for it to be a novel (even if the comic medium does fit better)
13.) how long have you been working on this project? what has changed from the outset?
SO much has changed in the past three years. Hell, not even joking this thing started as a bunch of Beastars ocs until I realized they didn't have anything to do with Beastars anymore and I was just a furry. Now, aside from the anthros and the canniballism, they have absolutely nothing in common.
The architecture has changed, it used to be just normal human cities but somewhere between the original chapters and the Call to Action entry I changed the buildings to use more natural elements like trees and cliffsides. I still struggle with it (a lot) but I love how lively and a little wild it looks.
Some designs have also changed, the uniforms used to all be plain dark grey jumpsuits but now all of them have their own unique design for each character for different purposes (Kan's uniform has armor plates, Rena's is a wetsuit, etc.) Out of all the characters, Kan has changed the most physically. I didn't know how to make the "grizzled war veteran" look I wanted so he just kinda looked... weird. Also he didn't have any scars which I later realized was stupid, he's been an assassin for 20 years.
Speaking of characters, Umbra's character has changed a LOT. She used to be the definition of an edgelord, a cold hearted killer with no remorse. However that was boring as shit and I thought it would make for a more compelling story if she really didn't WANT to join the CoU but was pressured into it.
I used to post pages on Instagram (i know, ew) but I realized the story was very disorganized and stopped to work on the script. I'm remaking the first chapter bc my art has... definitely improved. This is 2021 vs. 2023:
I know they say don't redraw old pages but... I think you get why I started over in this case lol
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also 1, 4, 5, 17 for the lupe vera estrella world - if it's fleshed out enough and you want to
So ahead of time this is a collaborative project with me, @lycanthrology and @thebourneultimatum <3 so Im going to be mostly describing my contributions because idk exactly what they were thinking or going for at all times but like Iāll probably reference lore that was their idea as well yk. credit to the people who made this movie <3
1.) how would you describe the world your story takes place in?
It sucks. Well itās not so bad but it kind of is. Itās like close to modern technology, like some things are slightly futuristic and some are kind of outdated. Thereās like a lot of high fantasy elements I guess I should have said that itās mostly high fantasy first. The focus is on these 3 countries, 2 of which are at war with each other and then the third one joins later. All of them are kind of bleak in their own way lolĀ
region 5: a country with a mostly forgotten but extremely history, the ghost of which still haunts the people to this day. A lot of people particularly the countryās nobility tend to romanticize it, including after the war starts, but the reality on the ground is very different to what the propaganda + genuine opinions of those in power would have you believe (somewhat of a running theme lol). itās like an eastern european type country with that kinda climate and everything. they used to be more religious in the past but now the population is generally more removed from that kind of thing. in their mythology their god is straight up dead anyway. itās almost always cloudy overhead so the sun has a lot of significance whenever you do get to see itĀ
straesia: Once (like until like a few months ago) a very powerful and prosperous empire, lots of like cool high fantasy buildings and etc, but due to some internal political sabotage the country is now fucked. they started a war with region 5 thinking they could easily win. they did not easily win and now large parts of the country are being destroyed + overall the patriotism and idealism that used to be very common there is fading. culture overall like somewhat militaristic + etc. aesthetically itās like very high fantasy but like now crumbling and all itās very soulsborne. some interesting fun facts are that straesian armor is made to mimic the appearance of various wild animals in its design + some native straesians have sharp incisors
del maia: Supposed to be nice and pleasant and like on the surface itās very colorful, very sunny, thereās a lot of islands (thereās a mainland and then an archipelago). Itās not like. Tropical it has a Southern European climate. Unfortunately there is also the presence of extreme violence basically out in the open for a variety of reasons itās like ok. There used to be a monarchy and a royal family and etc but they were losing power in recent years in favor of various merchant families/companies that had an increasing hold over the countryās economy, especially bc they had better international relations and this country relied a lot on trade. So there was a sort of revolution + they got rid of the monarchy and replaced it with this kind of capitalistic oligarchy instead. It is just as bad as before if not worse because a lot of the people are pretty incompetent and also actively sabotaging each other so as to be the only one at the top. Itās like succession but with more colorful outfits
thereās some more details I could mention but thatās already getting pretty long lol :P
I love how it is extremely obvious who made which country. (Didnāt mean to say disproportionately more abt mine itās just easier to like make shit up yk? Bc I donāt have to worry abt getting the details wrong) I am trying not to be too repetitive with mine like one of the main cities Iāve talked abt in Zeolan in the main ocs cinematic universe is pretty similar to the general aesthetic to this country. Like they have wizards (sort of. maybe I should call them something other than wizards) that work for the government too. The flavor is different on them though ok Im sincerely committed to this project any similarities are mere coincidence ok next question lol
4.) what would you say is the message, if there is one.
I think there are several I guess in the vaguest most general sense itās like war is bad type stuff. Thereās also capitalism is bad. Politicians are fucked and those in power donāt care about normal people. Pretty standard stuff but itās in there <3 theres definitely some other elements too but I donāt want to speak for everyone else yk like what ideas they were trying to include. I would say those are like the main ones thoughĀ
5.) pick a theme song for the tv adaptation.
This is so much pressure ok um. Gun to my head Snakes and Martyrs by Tv on the Radio. It has nothing to do with the subject matter whatsoever itās just the song I happened to be listening to most recently thatās remotely similar to the vibe. I think so far though there are definitely some commonalities with the tone + themes the 3 countries do each have different flavoring so like itās hard to find a sound that works for all of them yk?Ā
17.) describe the "required reading" to understand your vision. be as pretentious as possible.
game of thrones
werewolf story extended lore. actually all of our ocs extended lore
breaking bad
dark souls bloodborne + elden ring
thereās this one fan fiction of ok I know how that sounds. Itās good ok. itās about baron zemo yes from mcu movies stay with me. itās basically completely original because it takes place before the canon timeline so the author is literally just making shit up + since itās unfinished almost nothing of it has anything to do with canon mcu events at all. itās like original fiction at that point itās good though it isĀ
succession probably none of us have seen it
ive been thinking six of crows throughout idk if anyone else isĀ
sundown 2020 B)
every awards bait war is bad movieĀ
thereās some other things for sure but I forgot abt them so thatās it for now :3
#sorry this took a while I literally forgot abt it I thought I had already done it š rip#thanks for asking though it was fun to answer#my ocs#also this is all subject to change etc etc but yes
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ā¦Alright then!
Thereās a LOT I wanna say about them so itās all under the cut lol
ā¢ Basically their entire world revolves around āØmagicāØ and the magic used is loosely based off of a bunch of shows and games I like (mainly The Owl House, Last Airbender, Infamous, and Elemental Battlegrounds)
ā¢ In total, I have 12 OCs in this world
ā¢ Iām actually planning on rambling more about them once I post art of them but Iāll just say some footnotes here
ā¢ Macy was the first OC I created! She was also the first thing I posted here on this blog so she has a special place in my heart
ā¢ Like all of my OCs, I gave Iris bits and pieces about my personality to build hers. She personally inherits my affinity for biology and music (mainly lo-fi and LGBTQ-esque artists)
ā¢ Marcus is basically the stereotype of characters that experience joy and whimsy despite having gone through soul-crushing trauma
ā¢ Liam is a shy book boi. Also I didnāt really take nationalities into consideration for most of these guys, but Liam would have a Greek background to coincide with his love for Greek Mythology
ā¢ also those two fucking died (no elaboration lol)
ā¢ Kumiho went through the most name changes out of all of my OCs (Originally, I named them Kit, then I named them Cho before changing it to Sunny, and I fully decided to name them Kumiho 3-4 months ago)
ā¢ With the exception of two OCs, I originally created all of them in Gacha Club cuz my drawing skills were absolute shit at that time. Most of them deviate from how I draw most of them now, but Zac still has the beanie I originally gave them.
ā¢ They also inherited my love for 2010s and Indie music (and also MCR)
ā¢ Jadeynās hoodie is based off of the floors youād see in an 1980s-1990s arcade and godamn is it a pain in the ass to draw
ā¢ C is hands down my favourite OC but it still doesnāt change the fact that I gave him trauma and (Redacted because it spoils their backstory) [I have a OC masterpost on my pinned post if ya wanna read it :>]
ā¢ Aaronās a fairy with cyberpunk-inspired clothes and Lance is an android with medieval-ish clothes and concept wise, that sounds pretty cool :> (also theyāre dating)
ā¢ Mercy and Geno were conceptualized after I saw a post that said, ā āletās run away togetherā trope fucks me up bc itās almost always doomed. but what if itās not this timeā
ā¢ I also made Mercy and Geno at the same time! And for pronounciation of Genoās name, think of the word Genocide (also yes, I realized their names are some kind of undertale reference lol)
Hey moots, do you guys wanna learn more about my OCs theyāre all gay and traumatized-
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A few weeks ago I had a pretty big commission for a client who wanted me to draw 11 Book of the Sun inspired artworks for their own world building project. Payment was awesome. That was cool. Gladly accepted it, and over the course of working on it, I realized how that entire BotS project has stopped having meaning for my headworld, world building, OCs, Skindarim, you name it, and instead started having meaning for me personally in different times of my life. I look at page 8 and I know I drew it for Eleonora's sons - Vasil, Rafael, Jarek - but I think about the time the weather was beautiful and the sun was shining, I was enjoying my life in the June of 2020. I look at page 6 and know I drew it because I wanted to explore the backstory of the Istrati, but now what I see is the very first picture of a character that has become more than just dear to me, Alexandru. Someone I literally never expected to draw more than once but has now taken permanent residence in my brain. I've been working on these gold-and-black pages for a literal three years now, and I never even intended it to happen actually. I made a few because I found it fun to develop the Istrati aesthetic a bit, my weird sun vampire clan, but then people wanted to see more and more, and started asking me more often whether I will publish them, something I literally never thought about. It became overbearing. People told me that everyone is just waiting for it (oh damn, expectations), I would make bank (nah, I wouldn't), etc etc. In a way I felt thrown into some kind of hustle culture. On top came the sheer amount of times people stole them, ripped out of context, for their shitty mood boards or Dark Art Aesthetic Facebook Pages, or claimed I wasn't the actual artist because the vague mythology they built up over these photoshop made pictures was more fascinating than the reality of the person behind them.Ā Anyway. A few months ago I radically changed the world building of Skindarim which also included my vampires logically. I love it. It feels like me. I still haven't gotten around writing a proper new readable description beyond a giant collection of notes and cornerstones written as if in mania, but it feels like everything I wanted of my brain ghosts and world to finally become what I really love. Wilderness, nature, hope, light, darkness, gore. All topics I love to explore. I look at the BotS pages now and see everything that has changed in lore and world building, that isn't accurate anymore at all.
I drew page 38 yesterday. I barely know what it means in the setting of my characters anymore. I know it what it means to me, as a person, as the artist behind it. I'm glad I made it, and I'm glad I made the 37 before it. In a way they became obsolete, in a way they've become just as, or even more important to me than before.
#if you enjoy these pictures and if looking at them makes you feel something#then that is all that matters. thank you#i don't come without my headworld. 2 for 1 deal#asmo labert
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Niliās Benchmark Geraskier Fic Rec List
hey yall! I officially hit 750 followers (a few days ago, I blew past the benchmark without even realizing!), which is... insane. I truly canāt believe that so many people over the last year have enjoyed my presence in this fandom enough to continue to follow my work. you guys are so great and I love you all so much, so I decided to put together a gift for you!
this is a list of my favorite geraskier fics from the fandom, which I have been putting together over the last year or so. a few of these are big in the fandom, but a lot of them are smaller pieces that I feel deserve more attention! I have provided ao3 and tumblr links where I could find them, as well as ratings and summaries. Most of these are canon!verse because Iām not personally a big fan of modern auās, but there will be a few of those scattered throughout as well. Iāve divided the fics into two sections: oneshots and multichapter. See the list below the cut!
Being in this fandom truly has gotten me through the pandemic in a big way and I have made so many good friends while here. thank you all for validating my weird obsession with these characters and enabling me in these trying times <3
Oneshots
all that was good, all that was fair (all that was me is gone)Ā | M | 7517 | WARNING:Ā Graphic Depictions Of Violence | @xdandelionxbloomx
Somewhere, deep in a forest, a man drags himself from his grave by sheer power of will. He lies gasping on the forest floor and does not know who or what he is. The world is wide and wonderful, though, and there is so much to see.
Or, Jaskier is so stubborn that he literally comes back from the dead.
Another fascinating addition to the mythology of the Witcher. Jaskierās slow rediscovery of himself is so well done here. One Iāve come back to again and again.Ā
As Fast As Love Can GoĀ | T | 9628 | @bygodstillam
There are Faeries in the Wood.
That's what everyone said, at least, not that there was any solid proof. Jaskier had tried, more than once, to find some. Just a hint somewhere, of a real story, of real magic. But all anyone seemed to have was stories.
Jaskier was determined to find proof. He wasn't expecting to find a witcher in the process.
Fascinating fic with some really interesting worldbuilding, and a fresh new take on True Loveās Kiss. Also with some great art by @hehearse!
beautiful, he stirs up still things | T | 2575 | @alittlebitmaybe
āYouāre not asking me to dance,ā says Geralt.
Jaskier turns his palm up on his knee, offering it. āI think youāll find I am.ā
Just them dancing. This is a lovely sort of pre-relationship dynamic. So soft.
Dialogue PromptĀ | NR | 2932 | @reinvent-and-believe
Dialogue Prompt 48: āYou make me want things I canāt have.ā Wordless I-love-you 50: buying them a special treat when you go out shopping
Geralt gets Jaskier a gift, which prompts some confessions.
Even a small loveĀ | E | 22,272 | WARNING: Rape/Non-ConĀ
āWell,ā Jaskier replies distractedly. āLots of things want to strangle you.ā
āYou donāt.ā
It isnāt a particularly troublesome accusation, or even necessarily an accusation at all.
This is one I read early on in the fandom, and it really stuck with me. The dynamic between Jaskier and Geralt is perfect, and the misunderstandings between them feel so realistic. The non-con is not extreme, but do mind the warnings.Ā
For the Space of a HeartbeatĀ | T | 2021 | @drowningbydegrees
As it turns out, falling into bed with your very best friend who you are privately very much in love with isn't nearly so nerve wracking as waking up with them the morning after.
Just sweet, morning after discussions. I love to see them talking for once.
GreensleevesĀ | T | 10,414 | @rebrandedbard
When Geralt crosses paths with Jaskier in the spring, the world is dressed in green. Quite literally. Everyone everywhere is wearing green, and it all comes down to a song Jaskier has written that, to his mortification, has become popular throughout the Continent. It's torment, being forced to preform the song over and over again and have his heart broken anew. But who is this Lady Greensleeves the people say Jaskier is so maddeningly, heartbrokenly in love with? At the baron's wedding party, Geralt is determined to find out.
This is one of my personal faves - thereās just something about Jaskierās feelings being put on blast while Geralt remains totally oblivious that I think is so very them. And the resolution at the end is delightful.
I Donāt Wanna Fall (If Itās Not In Love)Ā | E | 13,902 | @writinglizards
The first time it's out of desperation. Things get rapidly out of hand from there.
OR the building of a relationship through mutual wank sessions.
I love everything Ashley writes, but this one was the first fic I read by her and it still has a warm place in my heart. I also highly recommend Itās Been A WhileĀ (makes me cry every time) and Tell Me Honestly
Like a Storm, Like a FloodĀ | T | 1065 | @valdomarx
Jaskier is leaving for the winter, and Geralt can't bear the thought of not seeing him for months.
It was soooo hard to pick only one fic by George, but this one is so soft and sweet and yearning I just had to go with it. This is really just about Geralt finally hitting a breaking point and saying enough is enough.
one flesh | E | 10,763 | WARNING: MCDĀ
āWell, then. Iām a ghost.ā Jaskier spread his arms grandly. Geralt held his gaze for a moment, then dropped his head and laughed. Jaskier put his hands on his hips. āDo fill me in on whatās so funny.ā It wasnāt funny. It was just so - ridiculous, the things Geraltās fucked up brain would invent. This had to be the last nail in the sanity coffin, it just had to be.
Or: Jaskier is a ghost, and Geralt is a mess.
Jaskier dies and comes back as a ghost to haunt Geralt into taking care of himself. Geralt does not handle this gracefully. This fic is so sad and heartbreaking, but the ending is so sweet.
to render it transparent | E | 23,901
Geralt wakes up warm, peaceful, and utterly content, which is how he knows that something is severely wrong.
Sigh. This fic. This is a time travel fic - Geralt ends up in the future living with Jaskier on the coast, just after the mountain. Itās slow and beautiful and extremely bittersweet, all about how we choose to love people despite how much it can hurt us.
With All the Continent A StageĀ | M | 4745 | @greyduckgreygoose
Later, Geralt learned that the play was four hours long. Four hours long. It didnāt feel like it. Most of it passed by in a fever dream of ominous music, dance-fighting and dryads in gossamer leaves, swinging from hoops attached to the ceiling. Yennefer made an appearance, played by Priscilla in a glittering negligee. She sang a song to Geralt about putting him āUnder Her Spellā, and they had a sensual dance number which was made a little strange by a sickened Jaskier (played by Jaskier) coughing loudly in the background.
(Jaskier invites Geralt to a musical production inspired by his own life.)
Jaskier basically writes Geralt a love letter in the form of a four hour long play. Geralt is an idiot about it.
Multi-Chapter Fics
A Loverās LamentĀ | M | 25,364 | @somedrunkpirate
So,ā Jaskier begins, as casually as he can, āyou are telling me, that in theory, if I were to be in love with someone ā anyone ā that person could well be in terrible danger?ā
Of all terrible and ridiculous things that have threatened Geraltās safety, Jaskierād never thought that loving him might be what will get him killed.
I honestly canāt count the number of times Iāve read this fic. The monster is so interesting, and the mythos of it fits seamlessly into the world of the Witcher in my mind. Jaskier being so afraid that his feelings are going to put Geralt at risk, clearly unable to see that Geralt is going through the exact same thing. I think about the scene with them looking at each other almost daily.Ā
A Pair of Gloves, the Scent of RosesĀ | M | 24,134 | WARNING: Graphic Depictions of Violence
In the bustling days before the Midsummer festival, Geralt is sent into the countryside to deal with a monster - with Jaskier once again by his side. But the bard has not forgiven him, and while he's not hiding his contempt for the Witcher, he is recalcitrant about revealing his true motives for joining him. As the hunt turns into a desperate mission to save an innocent man and the monster is not what is seems to be, Geralt learns a few new things about his old friend and decides to finally attempt to mend the rift between them...
This is one of my favoriteās in the fandom - it feels soĀ believable, the world is so rich and the ocās are convincing and charming. Geralt and Jaskier feel so honest here, stumbling around each other but still drawn together. Beautiful beautiful beautiful
Bearing the will of the flowerĀ | NR | 11,449Ā
The way Jaskier sees it, his hobby of following a witcher around was always pretty likely to get him killed.
The fact that it's happening now because the witcher in question doesn't love him, he thinks as he coughs up crumpled flowers, hardly makes a difference.
My favorite hanahaki fic in the fandom. Iām such a sucker for these, and these two idiots being so incapable of talking about their feelings really makes them prime candidates.Ā
Food of LoveĀ | T | 22,488 | @wallatile-qvibbler
I brought a dead princess back to life through the power of song is the kind of thing that would have got an eyebrow raise even from the stone-faced Geralt of Rivia, so it's a good thing he and Geralt will probably never see each other again.
(or: the one where Jaskier channels magic through his songs, and it almost never goes as expected.)
This is a Jaskier and Renfri centric fic, which wasnāt something I knew I wanted until I read this. Jaskier is a bard which in this AU comes with magical powers, but it feels so well integrated into the universe that I wish it was just... how the Witcher is. Renfri is so good here, and even though Jaskier and Geralt barely even interact you can feel the tension and love between them. Cannot recommend highly enough.
friends and allies of the witcherĀ | T | 10,312 | @theamazingbard
Yennefer crawls over to her newest cellmate. Theyāre curled up on their side. Breathing, but only just. Sheās not sure what sheās hoping for when she turns them over. Still isnāt when she sees that it is indeed Jaskier.
āShit."
Yennefer and Jaskier each suffer in more ways than one at the hands of Nilfgaard.
Yennefer and Jaskier get capture by Nilfgaard and tossed into a cell together. Exactly what I want out of season 2 honestly. Their interactions are gold.
Iād Be the Choiceless HopeĀ | E | 45,188 | WARNING: Rape/Non-Con | @lesdemonium
As a baby, Jaskier was visited by a fae, who gifted Jaskier's mother with Jaskier's obedience. As Jaskier grew older, the "gift" became more of a curse.
You know Iām not gonna make a rec list without listing Zoeās Ella Enchanted au. Need I say more?
Silver and Copper | M |Ā 56,139 | WARNING: Graphic Depictions of Violence | @kaer-cuan
Geralt is just supposed to pass through the quiet Lettenhove area. He's not anticipating being begged by its people to help save their viscount from a curse that keeps him from daylight. Lord Jaskier, they call him, and he's likely dying.
As Geralt struggles to untangle the ugly web of history that has lead to the increasingly complicated curse, he finds himself spending more and more time with the strange young viscount and wondering just what he might have been before the curse, and who he might be after. But things are not always as they seem, and as the curse tightens its grip on Jaskier, Geralt is forced to face the fear of failing yet another person whose choices were stolen from them.
Or-
Jaskier is kept from becoming a bard. Geralt finds him anyway.
This is a fic that haunts me. Itās very scary in parts, and mind the tags - there are some very heavy themes here. But itās beautiful and touching, and Jaskier feels very true to himself even though his origin is so different.
we could be married (and then we'd be happy)Ā | E | 50,222 | @a-kind-of-merry-war
Jaskier reached into his pocket, fingers grasping around the little box. He pulled it out with what he hoped was a romantic flourish, flipping it open to reveal the simple gold band inside. āGeralt,ā he said, confidently, cooly, like this wasnāt terrifying, āWill you marry me?ā
Geralt and Jaskier fake marriage proposals to get free deserts and shit but it goes tits up when Vesemir catches them in the act. Not knowing how to fess up, they go along with it for a while, which is hell because theyāre both pining like mad. As I said, I donāt love modern auās, but itās merry so of course this one had to end up on my list.
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And thatās it! 20 fics for you, and hopefully you can all find one or two you havenāt read before. There are a lot of people and fics that I didnāt include in this list only because I was trying to not put a million down (which I could). I highly recommend anything by @wherethewordsare, @julek, @contemplativepancakes, @witcher-and-his-bard, and @inber, as well as those linked to fics above, and Iām sure there are others I forgot to mention. Yall have truly made being in this fandom worthwhile <3
#geraskier#geraskier fic recs#geralt of rivia#geralt#jaskier#witcher#fic recs#fic rec#I'm certain i missed a lot of good ones I've read over the years but I didn't want to risk making this super fucking long anyways#if you didn't see your name listed it isn't bc I don't adore you and your fics it's because i'm stupid <333
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IM SORRY IVE BEEN SLACKING ON HYPING YOU UP
Anyway Iām reading through the Things ā¢ and wow
Can I request something? Thereās an idea Iāve been pondering for a bit. You know already who Iāll ask for, Iām guessing.
What if the reader fell for Xiao in Genshin, in a state where they constantly daydream about him. Rather than working on scenarios and scenes, it happens in real time.
Meanwhile, in another universe, Xiao in a modern setting has fallen for a Genshin character- the reader. He daydreams about them in the same manner.
To the reader, their Xiao is a guardian yaksha, Golden adeptus, and doombane itself.
To Xiao, his (y/n) is something just as exalted. I tend to use a seelie, since theyāre an immortal race of ancient and now weak gods.
What they both donāt know is that theyāre actually meeting in those daydreams. Itās not just imagination and the longing for company, but an actual relationship with another person.
Bonus points if itās some sort of soulmate au and they physically canāt find each other and eventually realize it.
Iāve never told anyone about this before, and Iām excited to see what you do with it! I might work with it one day, just not yet.
(Hoo boy, this will be tough, but I'm sure I can do it! Xiao might be a bit ooc as I'm getting his personality from wiki and fanon, as well as modern au [hopefully] gives him less trauma and a slightly different personality.)
(Also, I can't do sad endings. So a bit of deus ex OC at the 3rd part)
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Your game
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Your pov: the dream eater of your dreams
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You are (y/n)(l/n), and you are in the saddest love story this side of the lake.
Ever since you saw him in that first quest you were in love!
You were just a teen though, so it wasn't real right? After all, your red string wasn't connected to the screen.
Well, your string isn't connected to anything...
Y-your just a late bloomer though right?
(Ten years later)
Your now in your twenties and you still love Xiao!
He permeates your thoughts like how lovers do, you feel an inexplicable hurt in your chest similar to what many describe feeling when they see their soulmate prior to their string appearing, not to mention whenever you aren't busy you feel like you're...slipping...in...in and...
[Daydream]
It was happening again.
It was like a daydream but more...real.
Like a lucid dream.
You saw your string, just like so many other times, and you followed it.
You ran and ran, turquoise clouds parting and making paths for you to find him.
Him..
You ran and ran, glad that atleast in some way your delusions can give you some semblance of true love.
You saw the..wait..that's not the inn.
Well it is the inn, but more modern. And there was a school next to it, and a small village not far away.
Another of thing was that you were in some kind of yellow armor, it reminded you of those baby geovisnaps from genshin impact(that are absolutely BULL-)
You went into the elevator, which seemed more ancient than usual.
And when you reached the balcony, you saw him. But he was different.
Instead of the Yaksha you usually saw, you were greeted by an equally shocked man in a martial arts gi. But it was him.
But different.
You reached out, and he did the same.
And you touched
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Xiao's pov: the midsummer knight of his dreams
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(Clarifying: in this version Liyue is based on European mythology and aesthetic while Mondstadt is based on Chinese. So you are a fae hunting knight rather than a demon hunting yaksha)
Xiao had always been reserved, but what happened to him as a kid drew him further into his shell.
Abusive parents, accidentally giving his sister trauma induced amnesia, he felt the weight of his actions like atlas feels the world on his shoulders.
Luckily, two people took him and his sister QiQi in: QiQi's doctor Baizhu, and Xiao's therapist(and Baizhu's husband) Morax.
It was difficult to come out, even after Xiao stopped feeling so at fault. So he mostly stayed in his room and played video games.
That is until he met you.
Well met is the wrong word here.
He saw your character in his world's version of genshin impact: tribunal eruption
The way you used your weapon, the way your armor shined in the night as you rode to his wanderer. The smile you gave as he handed you (favourite food).
But most of all, the way you used fighting styles from so many martial arts and hand to hand combat techniques.
From irish kickboxing to karate, from assassination arts in ancient history of japan to systema.
It awoken two things in him: first was his want to learn martial arts and make his own.
The second was his love for you.
But don't worry, your physical attributes only drew him in. Your personality made him stay.
Years went on, he became a martial arts instructor for his own style, and moved into an apartment near a small village.
He started teaching at a school nearby, he even gets a discount on rent for giving free lessons to the owner's sons, Ivan and Viktor.
He's also convinced those two have a crush on him but it's pointless.
After all, he was a dream eater, a common group of people who have a strange ability to find their soulmate.
Specifically, the ability to have "lucid daydreams" where they meet their soulmate.
But he must be defective. After all his soulmate kept appearing as...well you. As a knight that would meet him on the balcony every night.
He assumed maybe it was your voice actor or designer, but neither of them have had the lucid daydreams.
He began thinking he'd never find his soulmate
Until one daydream...
He was on the balcony again, like a prince awaiting his knight to rescue him.
But it was different.
The apartment complex he lived in now looked much smaller, as did the tree it was built around, and the building looked far more ancient in design yet so much younger in age.
And the village and school nearby aren't there anymore.
Oddest change of all is that his gi he was wearing just a second ago is now similar to the outfit warn by the mondstadt demon slayer Corps
And when you arrived at the balcony, he noticed a red string, one that connected your heart to his. But you weren't wearing your armor, you were wearing casual, modern clothes.
He knew it was stupid, after all you can't touch your soulmate in the daydreams. But he felt compelled to....to reach out and..
You touched him.
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nothing never comes between you, and nobody helps you get together
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(3rd person pov)
He really did find it annoying, how often mortals would find themselves in the wrong dimension, especially when it's because the writer wants drama. And now he's written in to solve the problem.
Ah well, it's his job.
(2nd person pov)
You didn't know how to feel. You were touching Xiao...and you weren't waking up. Was this...real?
"You... you're real...different but....still the person I love...." Xiao seemed to be equally in a trance at the prospect
"yeah...so are you..."
The armor you wore melted away, and you cant see it but Xiao's fictional clothes melted from him as well. You were both equally real, in your own reality.
But you knew it couldn't last.
"When the daydream ends, I wont be able to see you anymore," Xiao said with a sea of tears in his eyes, "We've actually met now...and now...now the dreams will end."
You lean into him, "then let's make this dream the best one we've ever had."
Your about to kiss when-
"Terribly sorry about this!" A childlike voice called, "you know, interrupting your moment and all that. See for the sake of narrative, you both were put in separate universes. And it's my job to give you a happy ending."
When you both looked, you saw a child made of bone climbing into reality from some kind of hole.
"Now just wait a moment aaannnd-"
The turquoise clouds cleared, and the world rippled into a conjoined reality between genshin impact and tribunal eruption.
"Welcome to your dream world, enjoy eternal love!" The child said as he crawled back into the hole and it closed.
When he was gone, you both observed the world around you: a beautiful mix of aesthetics surrounded you, and both your armor and his adeptus clothing were on you both.
You gazed into eachother's eyes.
He placed one hand on your cheek while another held your hand, "I'm not good with speaking..speaking my emotions..but I....maybe my actions can do that for me..."
You felt your red string radiate with the warmth of love, likewise Xiao felt his daydreams dissipate like a haze leaving his mind.
You grab his hand and place your free hand on his cheek, mirroring his love, as you always have.
"Xiao...your very existence tells me all I need to hear.."
You both leaned in, and kissed.
Two lovers, in a dream made reality,
A paradise for all eternity.
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I feel it kinda fell apart with the deus ex, but I think I scraped it back together in the end!
I hope it's good enough for what you envisioned buddy, I tried my best!
(Also I think you deserve something just as good as what happens to the reader insert in this fic, story)
(Tagging: @golden-wingseos (this is the writing blog for someone you told to tag you), and @storytravelled (just to keep the idea of tagging in mind))
#i will explain some choices in a reblog#genshin impact fanfiction#genshin#genshin impact#xiao#genshin xiao#xiao x reader
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! write with me or fight with me!
you either die by my sword or the most painful head canons imaginable! *merida vc* choose yer fate
just kidding!
Ā hey there gaymers, i am crissy! i am 22, live in pst, go by she/her pronouns and honestly would very much like a distraction from life -- preferably in the form of 1x1 and rp in general. i am currently doing online school plus trying/failing at adulting, being a crazy pink haired college student living on microwave dimsum with my crazy fluffy demon cat, but that still leaves me with a lot of time and what better way to spend that time then crying and dying, am i right, boys?Ā
so without further ado ( adieu? idk gusundheit ) here are a list of discomboblulated plot things that have been floating around in my head that i might be fun to do ( plot fragments, ideas, ocs, fcs i like, settings, genres etc )! iād prefer a message if u liked any of these in the inbox or dm form, my tumblrĀ ims are open and my discord user is mr. worldwide#2918 ( pitbull supremacy ) but if ur shy i will message u and be annoying!Ā
lastly: i prefer hcing in the dms to replies, however i will do replies/ask memes slowly, i donāt really like making blogs and prefer google docs/discord and i ask ( gently and respectfully ) that minors do not interact.
thank u and happy hunger games! xx
COLLEGE TOTALLY SPIES -- i was really obsessed with this picture right here and i thought that the picture would be a good premise for a little four person group based on totally spies. i was thinking that these three college students/young adults some friends maybe not some enemies or just on completely different ends of the social agenda get bonded together when they accidentally end up roped in a top secret spy organization that is fronted by a record store. the details and flesh of the plot i think would be cute to figure out all together maybe in a google doc or a big discord so we can make the rp to perfect world building specifications. right now i have two spots open!Ā
my friend lexi over at comradc has taken the cool goth asian girl and is using lyrica okano
i am playing the freckly backwards hat lesbian in the red polo named aj mccallis and i think im using diana silvers ( not sure might switch to tati rodriguez )
we also have the cute blond girl w the dyed hair who is giving me kind of like sydney sweeney energies, blonde girl maybe like lalisa manoban/jinsoul,
and we have the rad black girl with the bandids who i would only accept black fcs for for such as diamond white, ryan destiny, salem mitchell,Ā
iād prefer if this stayed kind of sapphic and female and enby friendly. we can def make make npcs and characters but iād prefer if the characters looked like they do in the picture ( minus the white girls who can be racebent as long as there are vibes ) mostly bc i want the poc people to stay the correct poc! but yeah! if u like this message me specifically!!!!! seperately and hit me w a role ud like maybe an fc an idea anything < 3 im working on a google doc and discord sever
- i really want to play a himbo skater boy evan mock like its my dream i know nothing abt him other than he probably goes by something like mouth or juice or tris or dex or dante but !!!! he has buzzed hair he buzzes designs into, does stick n pokes, hates cops, will kiss anyone, likes to mosh at house shows, smokes a lot and sounds like crush from finding nemo, probably ur parents worst nightmare if im honest rodrick heffley energy -- adopt him for any plot
- i also really am obsessed with simay barlas who is my mascot rn -- i want to play her in some sort of dark academia setting with like gossip girl blair waldorf energies lu from elite and have her be really mean and cold and pretentious and play the cello and probably have secrets and be uptight idk the name mallory is resonating hard w me ( we could even do a gossip girl the secret history type group if people liked that )Ā
-ok i also really really want to play streak aka silas montgomery who is like very like sidekick best friend to the golden boy main character, does a kick ass goat impression, class clown, relentlessly hits on like the most difficult person in school, does crazy things for laughs and attention, just wants to make people happy, only wears hawaiian shirts, finger guns, is going nowhere in life, his dad is probably the dean at whatever prestigious school also he is very very depressed and drinks often! love u! a I Feel Like Im The Worst So I Always Act Like Im The Best electra heart baby PINTEREST
also yes his hair is pink reg verse he did it on a dare but hp verse he did a potion wrong and it never came out
SOMEONE DO A LADY HANNIBAL WILL GRAHAM RP KILLING EVE RP W ME! i made this will graham adjacent gal for a genderbent hannigram rp her name is bisexual disaster enida johnson and sometimes goes by needy or will bc her middle name is willamena! has basically all the will things wears flannels is a mess but has a bunch of cats instead of dogs in her woods log cabin and im using crystal reed bc it fits perfect in my head idk if u like her hmu hit me w a lady hannibal PINTEREST
other stuff
ok i really want to do a princess and knight plot but with knight zendaya and princess anya taylor joy ???? ALKHALKSHALK LITERALLY HELLO literally modern or like dnd style i do not care but know i love dnd! we could make it like them goin on some skyrim quests like hi
speaking of dnd and skyrim if anyone wants to do like anything based in dnd stuff or skyrim stuff i am DOWN
jennifers body plot!!!! maybe set in college!!!!! sounds spicy i will do a f/f or m/m version leggo leggoĀ
UNTIL DAWN UNTIL DAWN!!!! i wanted to do a little like 6 person or mumu until dawn thing where everyone either makes new characters or characters based on the existing six! i made a girl adjacent josh character named riley PINTEREST who i love very much ( fc might change im thinking maybe medallion rahimi ) pls hmu if ur down
i looooooove breakfast at tiffanys!!!! like i really love breakfast at tiffanys we love a call girl broody author ship and i want to play a mishti rahman holly golightly type character so so badĀ
pygmalion plot!!! basically like an author and the main character of their book comes to life and the book character is probably from a different period of time or realm so doesnt know how to do modern 2020 stuff like microwaves and the tv! and then maybe they get sucked into the characters book world thats written by the author and have to navigate that! enchanted! w the kdrama! energy!
GOSSIP GIRL PLOT ENERGIES
any sort of the secret history murder society until dawn ahs horror type setting i am on a kick rnĀ
i still really want a deaf sailor and siren plot bc that is so spicy or even like anything involving sirens like maybe one thats like vegetarian and doesnt like to eat humans so it ariel rescues one and keeps it safe!! or like only men are susceptible to the sirens song but aha! i am a woman! Romance!
anything in the realm of percy jackson i love mythology lets go i kind of want a echo narcisuss plot and i want it to hurt me so badĀ
i will do harry potter stuff but only if its completely removed from the current canon like years in the future no existing families also maybe beauxbatons salem and drumstrang plots bc thats what matters
iiiiiiiii really like anime so i will do anything kakegurui, soul eater, ohshc
i kind of like grew up on the hunger games so i will gladly take any hunger games plots like young effie and haymitch is spicy or like a career tribute and one of the weaker poorer distracts enemies to lovers leggo
i have a kind of oc that had their parents die in a factory gas leak that was the governments fault and it turned them into a vigilante assasin that is slowly picking off bootlicker government people one by one pretending to be one of them until bam! gets attached to the rich asshole son or daughter of the head hauncho or one of the higher ups ... drama
rich little celebrity fussy wussy being held captive by the mafia and the tired stoic mafia guard but they fall in loveĀ
i kind of like any plot that involves one person that is really loud or angry or dramatic or whiny and the other one is kind of sweet and gentle or does not talk much idk make brain happyĀ
speaking of!
no nonsense law student studying abroad in a european country and an artist there falls in love w them and is all romantic and gush and is like ur my muse!!! and they are like Go awAy and they explore the city together and themelseves its nice!
i want to be an avan jogia super villain idk why i need to but i doĀ
not to be a disney adult bc i am not but anastasia princesses dont kiss kitchen boysĀ
rival cheer captians? best friends brother? pop princess celebrity singer and like antiestablishment really angry rockstar in a publicity relationship? broody detective and sunshiney diner person that works at the diner they eat at everyday?
idk i will think of more hmu these can all be made f/f or m/m if they arentĀ
#1x1#1x1 rp#1x1 roleplay#plots#this is so long and messy and weird idk it repeats a lot hit me up im emabrrassed already
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AnS Fic Rec Bingo - BLACKOUT
The only regret I have is that the bingo board did not have enough squares, even with me cheating a bit! So, for your reading pleasure, behold the awesomeness:
Under 1000 words
Title: scarves, cat eyes and apple hair
Author: limonium
Rating: K+
Reasons for rec: I love me some early Obi. The snark, the pining, the finding out of his own true feelings. Itās a delightful pill of old school AnS and early gang feelings.
Action packed fight scene
Title: Domine, da mihi castitatem et continentiam (sed noli modo)
Author: @bubblesthemonsterartist
Rating: T
Reasons for rec: okay, so this may be crack, but Obi and Kiki sparring? You wish you were that hot. Thatās it. Thatās the fic. We, as Shirayuki, are just the jealous audience.
Contains my favourite headcanon
Title: The View From Here
Author: @sabraeal
Rating: T
Reasons for rec: Tall Obi is like my favourite headcanon. I mean the Toll x Smoll dynamic is just my jam, man. And this snippet delivers on the goods.
First AnS fic I read
Title: Smoke and Sunshine
Author: @infinitelystrangemachinex
Rating; K
Reasons for rec: I canāt exactly remember what the first AnS fic I read was, but I distinctly remember that this was the first AnS fic I loved. I just ADMIRE Andyās lyrical style so much. It hurts me in the best of ways.
Rare pair
Title: What the heart wants
Author: @sabraeal
Rating: G
Reasons for rec: Mukaze / Haruto is the pairing I never knew I needed. It has inspired me so much. Also, half of the appeal of this pairing is how everybody else reacts to it. Priceless!
A fic that got you involved in fandom
Title: Each one a world we never met
Author: @sabraeal
Rating: E
Reasons for rec: by the time this fic came out, Iād been a lurker in the fandom for some time (a year or so?). I love this fic because I think it brought the fandom together in such a cool way: there are at least two smut sequels that members of the fandom wrote for it and I love this so much!
Gen fic
Title: Catch
Author: @puffdragongirl
Rating: G
Reasons for rec: I love the domesticity of this fic and also Obiās brand of loving snark is so on point. It would almost be fluff without it :D
Wept real tears
Title: Remnants
Author: @xaphrin
Rating: E
Reasons for rec: this fic no longer exists except for in Xaphās wonderful mind, but I sometimes think about it and cry. Like, the first time I read it, I had to stop and walk around for a bit. I can still feel the sting of Shirayukiās slap. I just wanted to let you know, @xaphrin, that THAT was some genius piece of writing and if you ever want to end me, know that you have the means to do it.
Favourite minor character
Title: A slip of the tongue
Author: @sabraeal
Rating: G
Reasons for rec: Ryuu is one of my favourite characters, just because itās still so hard for me to get his voice right. One reason this fic makes me smile is that Ryuu is all of us: imagine living and working with Obi and Shirayuki and not call them THAT?
AU I took a chance on and now love
Title: Ex gratia
Author: @vivianvivi1
Rating: E
Reasons for rec: I will admit, Iām not a big fan of friends with benefits or legal AUs, but damn, did this get me hooked. There are scenes from it that are burned into my memory forever. Some of them I canāt even talk about in polite company, but thatās why I love my girl, Anna. She gets my brand of smut :D
Made me laugh out loud
Title: Away from it all
Author: @claudeng80
Rating: T
Reasons for rec: I had the pleasure of beta reading this and OMG, was it flawlessly funny. It has just the style of writing I like and the punchlines are hilarious. Iām laughing still as Iām writing this. Flawless, flawless, I tell you.
Missing scene
Title: The Automaton Heart
Author: @infinitelystrangemachinex
Rating: T
Reasons for rec: again, this is an early obiyuki piece, but every missing scene in here is just perfection. If you want your heart ripped into tiny tiny pieces. Love, love, love.
Free space 1
Title: Stumptown
Author: @bubblesthemonsterartist
Rating; M
Reasons for rec: thereās cute and then thereās this. Like it is so sweet and hot and sweet and hot and Shirayuki wants Obi to be her boyfriend so bad, and Obi wants to go on the best dates with her and they do and yet they remain...CLUELESS!
Free space 2 (because I can)
Title: I should be in bed
Author: @thelionshoarde
Rating: E
Reasons for rec: okay, okay, so werewolf Obi and witch Shirayuki? In a stable relationship? With great sex? But also lovely pre- , during and after care? You have NO IDEA how many times Iāve read this fic. Like once a month since it came out.
WIP
Title: WFB
Author: @sabraeal
Rating: E
Reasons for rec: listen, when this came out, I was having a horrible fight with my SO - or he was having one with me. This series kept me sane throughout all that. Also, the smut is gre-nine!
Favourite trope
Title: Diplomacy
Author: @xaphrin
Rating; E
Reasons for rec: fake marriage with a dash of mutual pining? Sign me up! Obi and Shirayuki go do their diplomacy stuff at the beach? Having to share a house and wear skimpy clothes? Listen, like this is all my fantasies in 16 glorious chapters.
Favourite trope reversal
Title: An Earthly Knight
Author: @claudeng80
Rating: T
Reasons for rec: the damsel is not in distress and she would like her Fae bodyguard back, yes, please and thank you! The world that Sarah creates is lush and mysterious and I love it so much!
Canon divergent
Title: The Daisy Chain
Author: @sabraeal
Rating: E
Reasons for rec: sometimes, when I read fics, there are scenes that stick with me for a long long while. The start of this fic is so innocuous, just happy family feels and then it takes a sharp plunge into angst and a happy, smutty ending that I just love.
Favourite man made OC
Title: A manās duty
Author: @sabraeal
Rating: T
Reasons for rec: You get the Lyrias crew but this time itās Obiās Lyrias crew. And some of them have a bad case of hero worship. Itās hilarious.
Canon compliant
Title: Murder in the Pharmacy
Author: @claudeng80
Rating: T
Reasons for rec: canon compliant? Well, itās set in Lyrias! And the rest is history as Obi and Shirayuki embark on solving a murder mystery.
Fic that gave me a new OTP
Title: 5 inch heels
Author: @bubblesthemonsterartist
Rating: E
Reasons for rec: listen, Iām not a threesome enthusiast, but this is the best Obi / Kiki / Shirayuki smut I have ever read. Like, I donāt even need to say more.
Fic that made me friends with the author
Title: Misdelivery
Author: @vivianvivi1
Rating: G
Reasons for rec: I think I had been a lurker of Annaās work for a good while before we exchanged the first messages and this fic always brings me joy when a notification pops up in my inbox. I mean, there is a whole section here in which Izana is being a whole ass mood and it is wonderful!
Steamiest kiss
Title: Is this a booty call??
Author: @thelionshoarde
Rating: E
Reasons for rec: where to begin with this? It is the funniest, steamiest, most adorkable smut fic in existence. I read it when Iām feeling down, itās that good.
AU that made me find the source material
Title: Last best hope
Author: @claudeng80
Rating: T
Reasons for rec: I had seen Babylon 5 a long long time ago, so I did do a quick refresher course on wikipedia. The show is awesome, but you donāt need to know a lot about it, because Sarah will take you on an unforgettable ride around space, secrets and feelings.
One shot
Title: Life eternal
Author: @ruleofexception
Rating: T
Reasons for rec: Angel and Demon AU? It doesnāt get better than this. Also, the mythology is fantastic!
Pre-canon
Title: Seven Spirits
Author: @sabraeal
Rating: T
Reasons for rec: the Obi backstory that has nestled in our collective fandom brains and lives there rent free. The world building alone is masterful. And the twist is unexpected.
#ansficbingo#my recs#listen this was the hardest thing I have had to do ever#choose between all my favourites?#all the awesome authors on tumblr#ao3 and ffnet?#an almost impossible task#I feel bad for leaving a lot out#obiyuki#ans
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Picani's Therapy House
Virgil feels like he might need some specialized therapy to help with being touch-starved and anxious about asking for love. Fortunately, there is a Therapy House nearby that just might help him...
There, he meets Dr. Picani and his special assistant: ÅĆ¼rƤle!
ÅĆ¼rƤle is a mythological character that I revamped and turned into an OC. Here's the link to the character:
https://trashyswitch.tumblr.com/post/625922793756917760/%C5%9F%C3%BCr%C3%A4le-added-drawings
In this fanfic though, ÅĆ¼rƤle is a cute little grey stuffed mouse. This is what they look like: https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/uOEAAOSwlixfJJgE/s-l1600.jpg
Hope you enjoy! And thanks @agarus-fallen-lershal for the adorable suggestion!
Chapter 1:Ā A Welcoming Environment
Virgil walked into the open door and looked around the room for a second. The waiting room was childish-looking, but also homely. The room was painted a light purply blue color and covered with vines filled with little multi-colored flowers on them. The waiting room chairs were comfy-looking dorm chairs that were littered with cuddly blankets and fluffy faux fur pillows. There were side tables with sequined stuffies and those squishie toys, and even a pop up bin filled with pillow pets! Lastly: in the middle of the room was a kids table and chairs filled with interactive books and coloring pages with crayons.
Virgil smiled at the cute atmosphere, and walked towards the secretary. The secretary was wearing a light blue collared shirt with glasses, and had a big genuine smile on his face.
āWelcome to the Special Therapy House! Iām Patton. Are you here for an appointment?ā The person at the desk asked.
Virgil was immediately caught off guard by the loud voice, but felt somewhat comforted by the heartwarming personality. āY-...Yes.ā Virgil replied.
Suddenly, someone else walked into the room. He had a black jacket on, a white shirt underneath and a pair of sunglasses on despite the man being inside a building. āHey Pat: tone down the excitement a little bit. Youāre scaring the poor little anxious man.ā The stranger warned.
Patton sighed and turned to face him. āI can act how I want. And I want to make the new person feel welcome.ā Patton explained.
āWell, guess what? Youāre making the new person feel like running away. You wanna make them feel comfortable and safe. Not overwhelmed and anxious.ā Remy explained.
āIām...actually okay with how Pat introduced the therapy house. It...made me feel better about the type of therapy Iām here for.ā Virgil explained a little quietly, but loud enough for the guy to see.
The guy with the sunglasses narrowed his eyes, but soon softened his expression. āOkay. A little warning though, Iām the only one that calls him Pat. Alright?ā The guy warned.
Virgil put his hands up in surrender. āOkay.ā Virgil replied.
When the sunglasses guy left the room, Patton waved him off. āItās alright. I like the nickname. I couldnāt care less.ā Patton explained to him. Which therapist are you looking to see?ā Patton asked.
Virgil started to wrack his brain for a minute. What was his name again? Quickly though, Virgil remembered at least one of the names.
āPicani?ā Virgil guessed.
Patton smiled. āEmile Picani! Heās a great therapist. Youāre gonna like him!ā Patton reacted. āYou can go cuddle yourself in a seat over there, and heāll be ready to see you shortly.ā Patton directed.
āThank you.ā Virgil said with a smile before heading over to one of the seats. Virgil picked up one of the fur pillows, and immediately hugged it. Upon seeing an orange pillow on his chair, Virgil grabbed it and wrapped it around himself eagerly. He felt comfy, but it wasnāt enough. Virgil started looking around the room and came across an open chest filled with multi-colored blankets that were each made out of different materials. Happily, Virgil walked up to the chest with his orange blanket and started putting all the blankets on his head and shoulders. Sky blue, pink, brown, red, many different colors of blankets were now piled on top of Virgil. With his body now ready to marshmallow tackle someone, Virgil closed the chest and slumped into the waiting room chair with confidence.
āUuuuuh...Hello?ā Patton muttered, looking at the walking pile of blankets.
Virgil looked up at Patton with insane eyes and a mix of excitement. āIām a blanket monsterā¦ā Virgil whispered in awe.
Patton giggled from the desk. It looked like Virgil was going to destroy the world with his blanket powers. What those powers would really be, Patton couldnāt tell you.
āMr. San-...oh.ā Someone said. Virgil looked up at the door, and gulped when he realized who it was. The man was wearing a white-collared shirt with a pink tie, and a beige sweater overtop. What really told him it was him though, was the name tag that said āDr. Emile Picani, Psychologist and Therapistā.
ā.........Hiiiiiiii Mr. Picaniā¦ā Virgil said awkwardly, still covered in tons of blankets.
Picani just bursted out laughing and whipped out his phone so he could take a picture. āOh my gosh! Who knew Iād come across a blanket monster!ā Picani joked as he took pictures.
Despite the cute reaction from Dr. Picani, Virgilās embarrassment struggled to leave him and began to manifest into somewhat awkward laughter. With Picaniās help, Virgil put the blankets back and walked into the therapy room.
The therapy room had the same homely feeling put into it. There was chairs to sit on, a table to draw at if you wanted, a box of stuff in the corner, and a sheeted bed added to the side of the room. Atop the bed, was a little stuffed animal shaped like a mouse.
...Wait...Was the stuffy moving?
āWelcome to my love-atory! Itās a laboratory for those who are lacking different types of love and affection. One of my favorite psychologists to quote, is Neil R. Carlson. After a while of studying kids with little reactions to touch, Carlson said āWhen the enriched kids returned to the typical conditions that involved little touching, the physical and behavioral advantage they had obtained faded. Although the enriched group showed a better response to stress as long as eighteen months later, they still were socially withdrawn and failed to respond normally to other children and adultsā.ā Dr. Picani explained.
Virgil looked at him.
āBasically what that means, is even though touch-deprived kids are able to handle stress better, they are still lacking the ability to accept touch and affection.ā Picani told him. āHave the people in your family been hugging you and giving you lots of love?ā Picani asked.
Virgil sat down onto the bed. āWell, I have been getting lots of hugs from one specific caretaker. But everyone else has either grown up quickly, or grown to hate hugs.ā Virgil explained.
Picani frowned hurtfully. āReally?ā Picani reacted.
āI mean, I do get hugs and love. But I would probably get more love and affection if I could work up the courage to ask.ā Virgil explained further, growing awkward from the idea of asking.
āSounds like youāre a shy man!ā another voice spoke. It sounded like the voice was coming from beside him. Virgil looked to the right side of him and reacknowledged the mouse stuffy that was there. He noticed it moving slightly before, but this timeā¦
It was waving at him!
āHi there!ā It spoke suddenly.
Virgilās eyes widened with surprise as he scooted away from the stuffy. He pointed at it. āDo-Does this stuffy have an automatic talking sensor or something?!ā Virgil asked.
āWell yes, but actually no. He does have an automatic sensor...but by sensor, I mean āheās aliveā. This is ÅĆ¼rƤle! My plushy assistant!ā Picani introduced.
Virgil gulped nervously and looked at the little mouse stuffed animal. It was grey, had flat paws and even had a long, peach-colored tail! It looked somewhat realistic, but also cartoony. It had black eyes and no specific nose piece at the end, as well as no visible mouth.
āNice to meet you! Do you have a name?ā The mouse greeted.
Virgil kept in mind the moving black line that outlined the mouseās mouth. It was...kinda cute! āV-...Virgil. My name is Virgil.ā He replied, before holding out a hand. The mouse took one look at the hand, and immediately grew curious and eager for love. So, ÅĆ¼rƤle placed his forehead onto Virgilās hand and started rubbing its face on it. Virgil, surprised by the strange reply to his handshake, started giving ÅĆ¼rƤle little pets and scratches. ÅĆ¼rƤle practically melted like a puddle from the scratches and laid itself down on its back onto the bed so it could get some belly scratches as well.
āGood to see you two are getting along!ā Picani reacted eagerly.
āIs it a boy or a girl?ā Virgil asked.
āA boy. A manly, macho boy!ā ÅĆ¼rƤle replied, showing off its muscles and claws.
Virgil laughed at this and gave ÅĆ¼rƤle some belly squeezes and scratches. āAbout as manly as a toddler.ā Virgil teased.
ÅĆ¼rƤle guffawed in surprise and started kicking, squirming and giggling. āHehehehey! Thahahat tihihihicklehes! Hohohow dihid yohohou knohohohohow?!ā ÅĆ¼rƤle asked.
Despite his manliness being proven wrong, ÅĆ¼rƤle seemed to love the tickles! And Virgil seemed to notice this right away! āSo, I guess you like tickles too?ā Virgil asked Picani.
Picani blinked in surprise and slowly started scratching the back of his head. āW-Well...yeah. Itās why I came up with this type of therapy in the first place.ā Picani explained.
Virgil nodded in understanding. His hand slowly started to drift away from ÅĆ¼rƤle, allowing ÅĆ¼rƤle to get out and start breathing and talking properly.
āHow would you like to start now?ā ÅĆ¼rƤle suggested.
Picani nodded his head and snapped his 1 finger. āYes. Good idea.ā Picani replied. āSo Virgil: telling by your cute little reaction to ÅĆ¼rƤle, I think you are a bit of a Ler, as well as a Lee.ā Picani explained. āSo, that makes this a little more complicated. Do you prefer to be tickled? Or would you rather tickle someone?ā Picani asked.
Virgil looked down and visibly blushed at the internal thoughts he was having. āI wanna...I wanna be tickled.ā Virgil replied.
Picani clapped his hands together. āWonderful!ā He reacted as he walked up to the purple-wearing emo. āWould you like to tell me where youāre ticklish? Or would you rather let me figure it out?ā Picani asked. āOr, perhaps you could give me a spot to start with, and I can go on from there.ā Picani suggested.
Virgil looked up at Picani with a smile and started giggling as he pointed to his own ribs. Picani narrowed his eyes and smirked as he understood just what he was telling him.
āSounds like a plan!ā ÅĆ¼rƤle declared before jumping into Virgilās hoodie. ÅĆ¼rƤle immediately started skittering around in the sweater, and sniffing all over Virgilās upper and lower ribs.
āWha- HEY! NAHAHA! ÅĆRĆHAHAHAHALE!ā Virgil laughed helplessly, doing all he can to not squeeze his arms against his chest.
ÅĆ¼rƤle popped himself out of Virgilās shirt collar. āMr. Picani! Reporting high levels of ticklishness!ā ÅĆ¼rƤle told him.
āOoooh! This is gonna be fun!ā Picani reacted. Eager to start right away, Picani placed his hands on Virgilās ribs and started wiggling and drumming the fingers.
āOhohoHOHOHOHOKAHAHAHAHAY! Hohold on-ā Virgil instinctively started pushing away the eager fingers. He seemed really nervous about letting people know about his ticklish weakness.
āPushing me away, huh? I guess Iām gonna have to...GOFORTHESTOMACH!ā Picani declared before shoving a hand under the sweater and tickling his belly.
āHAHAHAHAHA! KNOHOHOHOCK IHIHIT OHOHOHOF! IHIHIT TIHIHIHICKLEHEHES!ā Virgil laughed.
Picani giggled and started squeezing his belly more. āLook at how squish-squish-squishy your belly is! Such a chub-a-chubby belly!ā Picani teased.
āNOHOHOHO IHIHITāS NOHOHOHOHOHOT!ā Virgil protested.
āBut it IS! Such a lovely little belly for an emo like you!ā Picani teased while he continued to squeeze it.
āIs it really that squishy?ā ÅĆ¼rƤle asked.
āYes! It really is!ā Picani told him, pausing his tickling. ÅĆ¼rƤle gasped excitedly and shoved itself under Virgilās shirt. With curiosity and mischief, ÅĆ¼rƤle started squishing Virgilās belly with its front paws, and started tickling his belly with its mouse tail.
āHahahahaha! Yohohohour tahahail ihis soho sohohohoft!ā Virgil told the mouse.
ÅĆ¼rƤle popped out from under the bottom of the shirt and beamed. āThank you!ā ÅĆ¼rƤle replied.
āNohoho prohohoblehehem.ā Virgil replied.
ÅĆ¼rƤle crawled itself back under the shirt and climbed itself up Virgilās body. It was about to pop out and snuggle into Virgilās neck, but it stopped in its tracks when it started smelling something...pretty! It smelled nice, actually!
āHey Virgil! Your armpit smells nice! Whatās in it?ā ÅĆ¼rƤle asked as he shoved its nose into Virgilās armpit.
āeeeEEEK! ÅĆHUHRĆHAHALE, NOHOHOHOHO!ā Virgil laughed.
āOooh! You want some help there, buddy?ā Picani asked.
ÅĆ¼rƤle removed his nose from the armpit. āYes please!ā ÅĆ¼rƤle replied.
āOkay. Which arm are you under?ā Picani asked.
āThis one!ā ÅĆ¼rƤle replied while poking the sweater with its nose. Picani noticed the poking fabric, and lightly grabbed onto Virgilās arm.
āIf you were ever uncomfortable with the thought of being pinned, just let me know.ā Picani told him. Then, Picani gently lifted the hand above Virgilās head and lifted the other arm as well. With both hands pinned, both armpits were now vulnerable and ready for tickling.
āThank you!ā ÅĆ¼rƤle said happily before sniffing and moving its nose around the armpit.
Virgil bursted into helpless giggles almost immediately and started tugging on his left hand. It was his left armpit that was being tickled by ÅĆ¼rƤleās nose right now, and he wasnāt able to stop it no matter how much he tried to. Picani was too strong. And yet...he didnāt have the heart to tell Picani to let him go. He liked this. It made him feel all giggly inside and made him want to curl up at the same time. It was a strange mix of feelings that he struggled to fight with.
āYou feeling okay, Virgil?ā Picani asked.
Virgil nodded in reply. He had a huge smile on his face that couldnāt be hidden, no matter how much he squirmed.
āThatās good. How would you feel if I tickled your other armpit?ā Picani asked, as he slowly brought his left hand over to Virgilās right side. Virgil squealed and squeezed his eyes shut. āDo you want me to tickle your other armpit? Or is that too much?ā Picani asked.
Virgil looked at the lingering fingers above his right armpit and looked at Picani with a pleading facial expression. That seemed to tell him everything!
āAlrighty then!ā Picani touched his fingers down onto Virgilās right armpit and immediately started scratching and skittering his fingers in the hollow part.
Virgil let out a HUGE squeal and fell into loud, squeaky laughter! It was so cute to listen to! Who knew such an awkward and quiet emo would be hiding such a cute laugh?!
Finally after what felt like hours, Picani stopped tickling him. āAlright. I think you deserve a big break.ā Picani told him.
Virgil was still giggling and kicking, and even shaking his head back and forth a little. It was like he was still being tickled.
Hmm...Maybe he was?
āTickle tickle tickle tickle tickle! Such a cute little guy! I like you a lot! Youāre so fun!ā ÅĆ¼rƤleās voice spoke.
...So he IS being tickled still!
āÅĆ¼rƤle? Buddy? I said for us to stop. He needs a break.ā Picani told him.
āAwww...But I didnāt get very long with him!ā ÅĆ¼rƤle whined.
Picani gave Virgil a guilt-filled āsorryā expression. When Virgil signalled for him to get his mouse, Picani reached under Virgilās shirt and pulled him out from underneath. āYou sir, got more ticklish Virgil time than I did! So donāt start complaining.ā Picani warned.
ÅĆ¼rƤle frowned and pouted in the doctorās hand. Virgil, finding it kinda cute, let out a giggle at the pouty stuffed mouse.
āHey...donāt be giving me the whiny pouts, buddy.ā Picani warned before curling his finger in an evil, threatening manner. ÅĆ¼rƤle looked up, and immediately dropped his pouty face in surprise and slight eagerness.
Picani started tickling ÅĆ¼rƤleās belly with a couple of his fingers. āKitchy kitchy kitchy kitchy koo!ā Picani teased.
ÅĆ¼rƤle let out a squeal and started laughing. The mouseās laughter was super high-pitched and squeaky, making the mouse even MORE adorable!
Not even a second later, Picani laid ÅĆ¼rƤle onto the bed beside Virgil and started tickling both their stomachs at the same time! Both of them were giggling, laughing, squeaking and even snorting!
Picani quickly figured out that Virgil has a snort when tickled long enough! And even though Picani already knew this, Virgil learned something adorable about ÅĆ¼rƤle:
ÅĆ¼rƤle will fall into fits of just squeaking when tickled a lot! It was like ÅĆ¼rƤle was a real, living mouse! Only...its body was stuffed with cotton.
Soon enough, Picani let up on both of the adorable beings.
āAlright. I have to go talk to Patty the Secretary out in the waiting room. You guys can bond for a while. Okay?ā Picani rold them.
Virgil nodded and happily took the time to get to know ÅĆ¼rƤle. Through talking to the mouse, Virgil learned that Picaniās father actually get him the mouse when he was younger! Not only that, but ÅĆ¼rƤle had taken on Picaniās childhood personality, including his childhood love for tickling! So through getting to know ÅĆ¼rƤle, Virgil was getting to know Picani as a kid!
And of course, no bonding experience could ever be finished without a cuddle or a tickle. And for Virgil, he was gifted both.Ā
#ticklefic#virgil sanders is a sweetheart#virgil sanders goes to specialized therapy#switch!virgil#switch!ÅĆ¼rƤle#ler!picani
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I have a question especially after seeing your Robin post... Is Nightwing name after Superman or after Batman? Because I remember in one issue that Dick said it was because of Superman legend and in another issue Dick saying something like "even my new hero name relates me with you". So whats the origin behind Nightwing name?
āEven my hero name relates me to youā sounds familiar but Iām drawing a blank on what thatās from? Ā Anybody know?
As for the rest of your question: Ā Ā
Itās both Superman AND Batman per Dickās original reasons for choosing the name in Tales of the Teen Titans #44.
āBoth name and costume are based on other peopleā¦ both mentors and friends.ā
The name āNightwingā first showed up in Superman #158 in 1963, with Superman and Jimmy Olsen under the mask.
Itās also very explicit in text that they were inspired by Batman and Robin.
In Summary- Superman and Jimmy were on Kandor and had to go undercover, so they decided to take a page from Batman and Robin and base their costumes on the local fauna.
(I like to think that Supes showed up in the Batcave after the end of Superman #158 and they had a good laugh, which is also how Dick knows the story.)
Anyways, unless a knowledgeable Superman fan wants to come correct me, my understanding is that āNightwing as a Legendā was a 1999 Chuck Dixon retconĀ from Nightwing: Secret Files and Origins that established new post-crisis canon,Ā with Dick going to Clark for support after deciding to leave Robin behind. Ā (The same scene would also show up again in Nightwing: Year One in 2005.)
So thatās the point we put aside the direct Batman connection and focus more on the Superman side of things.Ā (Although, we are still talking about a character named NIGHTWING.)
Post New52, this is still the canon, although it incorporates some of the more modern world-building regarding the Kryptonian gods. Ā (Grayson Annual #2)
And Post-Rebirth. (Nightwing Rebirth #1)
Superman comics have also gone on to further develop the lore of Nightwing and Flamebird as gods/legends, with Flamebird developing into a female persona and her and Nightwing being Siblings/Lovers.Ā They have also put a couple of different characters in those superhero mantles over the years, with Chris Kent and Thara Ak-Var probably being among the most prominent.Ā But also, Iām less familiar with the various developments regarding the Nightwing/Flamebird mythos on that side of the DC universe.
With all that said, I want to unpack some of this for a minute, so have some other assorted thoughts:
It wouldnāt be entirely inaccurate to say that Dick named himself after Supermanās Batman cosplay OC, which he had localized for Kandor. Ā
Dick apparently traded out the jetpacks for a sweet disco collar.
The scene in TT #44 where Dick talks about how becoming Nightwing is a way of honoring everyone who has loved him still makes me weepy. Ā The name may be from Bruce and Clark, but he also talks about the influence of his parents and Kory on his growth as a hero. Ā Because becoming Nightwing isnāt just about leaving Robin/Batman behind or growing up, itās also about the Titans and so many people who Dick loves, and has been loved by.
Honestly, I am strongly of the opinion that any DC universe that doesnāt acknowledge a relationship between Dick and Clark is made lesser by the absence, and I am glad that the name ties them together. Ā
One of the most interesting things to me about the Dixon story is that he makes the Kryptonian Nightwing out to be a solo hero when I donāt think that has ever been the case? Ā
I can see why Dixon did that thematically, and outside of full retcons, you can easily hand-wave it with an explanation that this is Clark telling Dick what he needs to hear and maybe not telling the whole storyā since the fact that Nightwing has a partner might be a BIT of a sore spot at that point in his life.
But alsoā āI gave up being Robin because that tied me to Batmanā *names himself after a hero that traditionally has a partner and was originally based on him and Bruce*
Seriously though, I do genuinely dig the mythology explanation a lot.
Thereās probably something to say about Bette in all of this, but Iām not touching that today, and mostly Iām left wondering how commonly known this Kryptonian legend or the tales of Supermanās exploits in Kandor are.
Anyways, have a little of Supes being proud from Grayson Annual #2 for the road.
#dick grayson#nightwing#superman#clark kent#batman#bruce wayne#flamebird#reply#Anonymous#as always- comics are big and contradictory and if anyone knows anything more on this subject I'd love to hear it
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I can't reply to your reply on my post because mobile Tumblr is a clusterfuck but thank you for the recs! If you have any more, come at me bro with them. :)))
I would like to formally thank you for enabling me.
Recs are under the cut in no particular order
Locked In DigitalĀ by @roguedruid. Rated M, 82,811 words. ongoing
This fic. Is so good. itās written by the same person who wrote Hero Class Civil Warfare and it is soĀ interesting! The worldbuilding, the characterization, the plot! 10/10
LeviathonĀ by rest_in_rip. Rated M, 139,064 words. Ongoing.
A fairly classic fandom favorite, this fic certainly lives up to the hype. the author is absolutely phenomenal at building suspension, and the descriptions and dialogue are phenomenal! 8.5/10
Burn Your WingsĀ by @owhitekiwibird. Rated T, 147,775. ongoing.
honestly, this fic is so gorgeous. the descriptions, the backstories, the angst! Realistic writing of trauma, amazing descriptions of quirks, phenomenal action scenes! I would absolutely recommend it. 8.5/10
Useless MonsterĀ by @uselessmonsterboy. Rated M, 79,364. ongoing.
I love this one! Itās very sweet while still holding up to a serious backdrop. Midoriya has a very interesting quirk without it being overpowered. 8/10
Erased PotentialĀ by @theslytherinpaladin. Rated M, 157,290. ongoing.
This is so good! Iāve always been a sucker for midoriya-doesnāt-get-a-quirk-but-is-still-awesome-via-the-power-of-badassery-and-brain-cells fics, and this one delivers. Also, it does well in addressing the,,, subpar teaching methods of All-Might. Please, someone, teach this man how to talk to children. 9/10
Subject: A Comprehensive ReportĀ by @bonesofbirdwings. Rated T 77,792. ongoing.
Yo. Yooo. Yooooooooooo. This fic. Is so cool.
First off, almost the entire thing is written in the most fascinating style I've ever seen. Emails, police reports, text messages, newspapers, transcripts, everything except for dialogue. Sure, there is someĀ traditional writing, but the vast majority is written through any other media. I shit you not, itās the best thing ever. It gives you all kinds of clues and hints to the plot to come, as well as the most amazing, in-depth worldbuilding Iāve ever seen. Yet another one of the aforementioned izuku-doesn't-have-a-quirk-but-is-still-badass fics, this one gets extra points because he is badass purely through the power of braincells. 10.5/10
Yesterday Upon The StairĀ by @pitviperofdoom. Rated T, 424,070 words. FINISHED.
If you havenāt heard of this fic, go read it. Right now. Stop what youāre doing and read it. This is, without a doubt, one of the best pieces of fiction I have ever encountered. No, not fanfics, pieces of fiction.Ā Iām talking published books, movies, plays, whatever. Itās so good. Not only does it give Midoriya a quirk that is useful but not op, it writes every single character in a way that is interesting and believable. The plot is phenomenal, the writing is out of this world, the characters, both canon and oc, are incredible. I honestly like YUTS!Izukuās writing more than canon!Izuku, just because of how emotion and action and characterization and flaws and everything is handled.
Honestly, just go read all of Pitās works, theyāre amazing. 12/10
Dis(associate) by @highabovethecloudssomewhere. Rated T, 283,294 words. FINISHED.
This fic is so good! It has a healthy balance of fluff, angst, and dad jokes. oh, the dad jokes. it also has an interesting quirk, good writing, and some lovely characterization! 9/10
Live a HeroĀ by @highabovethecloudssomewhere. Rated T 332,839. ongoing.
This oneās really good. A good combination of backstory, characters, and a healthy dose of humor to lighten up the angst. redemption arcs are amazing, and there are many, many cats.Ā
Also, if youāre worried about the whole āongoingā thing, it is technically unfinished, but the end is perfectly satisfying as it is, so feel free to read it without worrying about too many loose ends. 9.5/10
know what iāve made by the marks on my handsĀ by @simkjrs. Rated T, 46,561 words. abandoned (?)
This fic is so funny! It has an amazing mythology and some of the most beautiful imagery Iāve ever seen. the authorās description of the unreal is so gorgeously immense that I canāt even describe it. tbh, I wish I could be that articulate. *clenches fist* one day.
It also has some phenomenal banter, deadpan humor, and overall hilarious dialogue. 10.5/10
And there they are! Some of my favorite badass Midoriya fanfics. I hope you enjoy!
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Ariaās Long List of Lucifer & Deckerstar Fic Recs (Part 6)
Hello, all!Ā It seems like itās about that time again to continue my fic rec series!Ā I havenāt had a ton of time to read since the S4 finale because I had a pretty hellacious summer, after which Iāve been so focused on writing.Ā Hence why this has taken so long.Ā Ā
DISCLAIMER: These recs are organized by author, and the order is not meant to imply an order of preference.Ā All recommendations are completed fics unless otherwise noted. Ā If anyone knows the @ tumblr names for any of the authors I missed tagging, or if I got anything wrong, please let me know.Ā Lastly, this is just a list of things Iāve read that I really enjoyed, and I want to spread the love. Ā Thatās it. Ā Period. Ā Itās not politics, and I have no ulterior motives, okay?Ā Ā
NOTE: You can find my previous five rec posts here (part 1), here (part 2), here (part 3), here (part 4), and here (part 5).
And, so, without further ado!
The Devil Goes to Shul by @arlome.Ā Deckerstar. Ā 7k words.Ā Post-S4. Ā In which Lucifer meets a Rabbi.Ā This is such an interesting commentary on the differences between the various Abramahamic religionsā perceptions of the Devil.Ā Rabbi Schulman is a well-drawn, fascinating, fantastic character. Ā A fic thatās great food for thought, with a dash of good humor, and a little smut thrown in for good measure.
Of Honey, Sulphur, & Bone by @aryanightshade.Ā Deckerstar. Ā 35k words.Ā Post-S3. Ā In which the end of 3x24 goes a little differently.Ā Cain captures both Lucifer & Chloe and takes them prisoner, absconding with them to his bunker in the desert.Ā This fic has some graphic blood and gore scenes, so be wary if thatās a trigger for you, but the revelation; Chloeās dueling panic, doubt, and empathy; the beautiful hurt/comfort; and the emotional pulse of this story makes for a riveting read.Ā Ā
The Ghosts of Picnic Table #29 by @elleflies.Ā Deckerstar. Ā Maze & Chloe.Ā ~50k words when completely posted.Ā Post-S4. Ā This story is technically a WIP because itās still in the process of being posted, but itās already completely written, and I know itās good because I betaed it and got to see how it all ends up, so I feel confident recommending it, now.Ā A year after Lucifer departed, Chloe is still grieving his loss, when an unusual case at a haunted picnic table crops up, and she enlists Mazeās help to investigate. Ā Lots of female bonding and fun in this story. Ā And a ton of emotional intimacy and mutual pining for Deckerstar when Lucifer mysteriously starts showing up in Chloeās dreams.Ā Ā
Boom by emynii & @obliobla.Ā Lucifer & Dan. Ā 4k words.Ā In which Lucifer & Dan get trapped under an exploded building, and the only thing thatās stopping Dan from being crushed are Luciferās fanned out wings.Ā Cue revelation. Ā Cue platonic Douchifer stuff. Ā And have some hurt Lucifer and hurt Dan to top it off. Ā A lovely mix.Ā Ā
Trouble by Design by @hiromystory.Ā Deckerstar. Ā Lucifer & Dan.Ā 76k words. Ā Originally recommended as a WIP, now itās done!Ā A post-S3 Deckerstar scenario told in novel form. My favorite thing about this story is actually the authorās in-depth exploration of how Dan might react to a Devilish revelation.Ā Hint: not well. Ā Hiro deftly tackles Danās feelings about some of the questionable stuff heās done through the lens of him now knowing the punishment that awaits him, and itās both captivating and heart wrenching.
Guilt by liannabob.Ā Deckerstar. Ā 22k words.Ā Post-S3. Ā In which Chloe doesnāt take the revelation of Luciferās devil-ness all that well, and dire consequences ensue.Ā This fic. Ā Was. Ā So. Ā Angsty. Ā The idea of Lucifer slumming in Hell loops for things he loves about Earth is just ugh. Ā So good.Ā And awful at the same time. Ā But in a good way. Ā And I promise the payoff for this angst is so touching and very worth it.Ā Ā
Patrick the Bartender Is Not Paid Enough for This Shit by liannabob.Ā Patrick. Ā 15k words.Ā Canon-compliant S1 fic.Ā I know, I know. Ā Patrick, youāre saying.Ā Who the hell is Patrick? Ā Remember way back in the S1 pilot, when that bartender pops up from behind the bar, after having given Maze some head, and Maze is all cat-caught-the-canary, āYou can go, Patrick.āĀ Yes. Ā That Patrick. Ā This fic basically takes that character who never got a single line and gives him a whole personality and backstory and POV. Ā The premise of this fic is that pretty much every employee at Lux low-key knows (and is fine with the fact) Lucifer is the actual Devil.Ā And itās. Ā AMAZING. Ā HYSTERICAL. Ā And PERFECT. Ā If you never read another OC fic in your life, at least give this one a shot. Ā You wonāt regret it.
Smoke & Mirrors by @theleafpile.Ā Deckerstar. Ā 80k words.Ā An all-human mobster AU. Ā In which Lucifer is the Devil of Los Angeles, and Chloe is still a homicide detective for the LAPD, who gets involved with him against her better judgment.Ā This fic manages to maintain the integrity and essence of the characters we know and love, while simultaneously transporting them to an entirely new premise, and I loved it. Ā I love theleafpileās lyrical writing style.Ā And I love the little bits of mythology she injects that suggest ā¦ this āall humanā AU might not be what it seems on the surface. Ā It takes a special kind of writer to pull off this kind of transformative AU, and theleafpile does it aplomb.
The Free Parking Jackpot Rule by lilith_morgana.Ā Deckerstar. Ā 3.8k words.Ā Interstitial, canon-compliant S3 fic.Ā Offers a little bit more context for the unicorn Trixie painted on Luciferās cheek in S3 on monopoly night.Ā A concentrated shot of angst, with some lovely characterization to boot.Ā Ā
The Delusional Devil by @maimat2.Ā Deckerstar. Ā 25k words.Ā Late S2 era. Ā A casefic case-study on Chloeās empathy.Ā Based on the premise that she naturally assumes Luciferās wholly human self has some kind of mental trauma or disorder.Ā When Lucifer starts acting more ā¦ more, she assumes heās losing his grip on reality.Ā I loved the touching way this story delved into Chloe & Luciferās friendship, and of course I loved all the hints of Luciferās otherness, which were tempered by Chloeās human perceptions.Ā Ā Ā Ā
I Will Fear No Evil by @miahclone.Ā Lucifer & Dan. Ā 18k words.Ā An interstitial S4 piece, arguably canon-compliant until proven otherwise.Ā In which Lucifer & Dan are taken prisoner by some cultists, and Lucifer is subjected to an exorcism that goes horribly wrong.Ā WARNING: if you suffer from emetophobia, this fic will be extremely triggering. Ā I donāt have emetophobia, and I still got a bit queasy.Ā There is also some pretty graphic blood & gore. Ā This is quintessential whump.Ā But this is well worth a read if youāre a sucker for Dan & Lucifer platonic bonding, hurt Lucifer, hurt/comfort in general, endings that make you go, āWhoa! New head canon!ā and humor in the face of shit circumstances.Ā Which I very much am. Ā So. Ā There you go :D
De Profundis by @mswyrr.Ā Amenadiel & Lucifer.Ā 3k words. Ā Post-S4. Ā Amenadiel offers Lucifer a solution to the problem of Hell needing to be ruled by an angel.Ā A beautifully written brother-bonding fic, and, honestly, I think itās the most straightforward way to fix how S4 ended.Ā
Time Heals All Wounds by @notonelineff.Ā Deckerstar. Ā 23k words.Ā Post-S3. Ā Fills in the blanks for how things could have gone after S3.Ā Lucifer is in dire need of medical aid, and Chloe tries to help. Ā Satisfying hurt/comfort, and a lovely resolution.
Ouroboros by @pandainthestars.Ā Deckerstar. Ā 3k words.Ā Events happen slightly differently in 4x09.Ā Chloe & Lucifer chase after Kinley. Ā Lucifer goes full-Devil when theyāre in pursuit, not when theyāre at Lux, which prompts some very interesting/poignant discussion between Chloe & Lucifer.Ā I loved Chloeās assertion of the ouroboros metaphor. Ā A quick, angsty read.Ā Ā
A question of faith by @pixelbypixelfanfic.Ā Ella & Lucifer. Ā 2.1k words.Ā A post-reveal fic for Ella, in which Lucifer & Ella discuss her faith.Ā A poignant, thoughtful little piece that I really enjoyed.Ā Ā
Soup Kitchen by @tarysande.Ā Deckerstar. Ā 1k words.Ā Speculative scene-replacement, S4. Ā A heart-wrenching little interstitial scene for 4x03 that looks at how things may have gone if Lucifer hadnāt already been pushed by Father Kinley into doubting Chloeās intentions.Ā Ā
my definition of holy (changes with each loss) by @thewollfgang.Ā Deckerstar. Ā 3k words.Ā Post-S4. Ā So ā¦ this fic doesnāt end happy.Ā At all. Ā Beware if thatās a problem for you.Ā But if you want some delicious, cutting, heart-wrenching angst to roll around in for a while, this fic is your jam.Ā The concept of Chloe praying to Lucifer intermittently, giving him updates, sending him her love, as she lives her life on Earth, and heās stuck in Hell is just ā¦ oh, my god, my heart.Ā Ā
drunk in love by @thewollfgang.Ā Deckerstar.Ā 4k words. Ā Post-S4. Ā This fic isnāt in alphabetical order with wollfyās other fic on this list, but Iām doing that intentionally, because if you want a happy ending for the previous nuclear angst bomb, I recommend head-canoning this as your ultimate resolution, where Lucifer & Chloe are reunited, and everything is gooey and perfect and the world is puppies and kittens.Ā I live to see tipsy Lucifer & Chloe at Lux through the perspective of their friends/found-family. Ā I hope we get something like this in S4.
The Trouble with Brittanies by @theyahwehdance.Ā 500 words. Ā A hysterical little ficlet in which Lucifer calls Chloe and asks for help with the Brittanies.Ā I saw this ficlet evolve from a live discussion that made me laugh so hard my belly hurt. Ā I mean, itās an honest misunderstanding ā¦.
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Honorable Mentions: Somebody to Love- Queen//Fernando- Abba
War Pig: Damien Blackwell Playlist
Option 1: weāre looking to highlight the differences between your canon mythology character and the oc youāve created and built around them. for side a, include songs that apply to the myth, for side b, songs about your own character
Side A: Deimos
War Pigs- Black Sabbath
Time will tell on their power minds Making war just for fun Treating people just like pawns in chess Wait 'till their judgment day comes, yeah!
Another Way Out- Hollywood Undead
You better run, better run, better run, yeah I'm coming after you When you're sleeping at night, yeah there's nothing you can do There's no place you can hide cause I'm coming after you
Street Fight- Adam Jensen
Try to break me, but I can't break I'm a bad dream, and you can't wake Nothing's gonna kill me, nothing's gonna stand in my way
Everything Black- Unlike Pluto
In a nocturnal state of mind Children of the night But it's the only way alive This black hole's pulling me inside Of this black heart, this black soul Underneath this black, black sky
Brain Damage- Pink Floyd
The lunatic is in my head The lunatic is in my head You raise the blade, you make the change You re-arrange me 'til I'm sane
Look What Youāve Done- Jet
Give me back my point of view 'Cause I just can't think for you I can hardly hear you say What should I do, well you choose
Gladiator- Zayde Wolf
Let me back it up to the start of the climb Faced with an army of vipers and lions I had to keep on reaching up 'cause it was my time To tear down the kingdom and call out the liars
Canāt go to Hell- Sin Shake Sin
Turn that fear into a souvenir The world is waiting and the hour's near So if you need a reason, if you need a sign Open up you're eyes, you'll see they stole your water, turned it into wine
Metal Health (Bang Your Head)- Quiet Riot
Bang your head Wake the dead We're all metal mad It's all you have So bang your head And raise the dead
Aināt No Grave- Johnny Cash
Well, look way down the river And what do you think I see I see a band of angels And they're coming after me
Wreak Havoc- Skylar Grey
I herd 'em like cattle Cause I'm surrounded by cowards And I don't give a fuck when I walk into battle And that's why I got all the power I'm where you wanna be Ain't no one ahead of me All of my enemies made a decision It's better to follow me
Who Are You, Really- Mikky Eiko
Now you're moving idle and you say you're alone Suspicious that the string is moving your bones We are the fire, we see how they run See how they run, lift me higher, let me look at the sun Look at the sun and once I hear them clearly, say
Bad to the Bone- George Thorogood and the Destroyers
The head nurse spoke up Said "leave this one alone" She could tell right away That I was bad to the bone
For What Itās Worth- Buffalo Springfield
Paranoia strikes deep Into your life it will creep It starts when you're always afraid Step out of line, the man come and take you away
Ohio- Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young
Gotta get down to it Soldiers are cutting us down Should have been done long ago.
Godās Gonna Cut You Down- Johnny Cash
Well you may throw your rock and hide your hand Workin' in the dark against your fellow man But as sure as God made black and white What's done in the dark will be brought to the light
Side B: Damien
War- Edwin Starr
Oh, war has shattered many a young man's dreams Made him disabled, bitter and mean Life is much too short and precious to spend fighting wars these days War can't give life, it can only take it away
Hurt- Johnny Cash
I wear this crown of thorns Upon my liar's chair Full of broken thoughts I cannot repair
Pretty Fly For a White Guy- The Offspring
Friends say he's trying too hard And he's not quite hip. But in his own mind He's theāhe's the dopest trip.
Funny the Way it is- Dave Matthews Band
The way your mouth feels in your lover's kiss Like a pretty bird on a breeze, or water to a fish The bomb blast brings the building crashing to the floor Hear the laughter while the children play war
For Your Love- The Yardbirds
For your love, for your love I would give the stars above For your love, for your love I would give you all I could
My Mirror Speaks- Death Cab For Cutie
And when my mirror speaks it never minces words 'Cause these eyes don't shine half as bright As they used to do and they haven't for quite a while
Sleep is for the Weak- The Dreadnoughts
Baltic is at your back You'll head towards the Black Where the river's rising high All along the countryside Enter the hyenas
Viva La Vida- Coldplay
Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes Listened as the crowd would sing, "Now the old king is dead! Long live the king!" One minute I held the key Next the walls were closed on me
Wish You Were Here- Pink Floyd
How I wish, how I wish you were here. We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, Running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
Rock and Roll- Led Zepplin
It's been a long time since the book of love. I can't count the tears of a life with no love. Carry me back, carry me back, carry me back, baby, where I come from.
Dear God- XTC
Dear God, sorry to disturb you, but I feel That I should be heard loud and clear We all need a big reduction in amount of tears And all the people that you made in your image, See them fighting in the street 'Cause they can't make opinions meet
When You Were Young- The Killers
He doesn't look a thing like Jesus But he talks like a gentleman Like you imagined When you were young
Train in Vain- The Clash
Now I got a job But it don't pay I need new clothes I need somewhere to stay But without all these things I can do But without your love I won't make it through
Wish I Knew You- The Revivalists
Oh I hope you don't mind We can share my mood Two strangers in the bright lights I wish I knew you I wish I knew you Oh I wish I knew you when I was young
The Weight- The Band
I pulled into Nazareth, was feelin' about half past dead I just need some place where I can lay my head "Hey, mister, can you tell me where a man might find a bed?" He just grinned and shook my hand, "no" was all he said
Hard to Handle- The Black Crows
I have got some good old lovin' And I got some more in store When I get through throwin' it on you You gotta come back for more
Honorable Mentions
Somebody to Love- Queen
I work hard (he works hard) every day of my life I work 'til I ache my bones At the end (at the end of the day) I take home (takes home) my hard-earned pay all (goes home on his own) on my own
Fernando- ABBA
In the firelight Fernando You were humming to yourself and softly strumming your guitar I could hear the distant drums And sounds of bugle calls were coming from afar
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The Art of Being an Eldar: Legolas x Reader Chapter 2
Summary: You're a fantasy-loving, LARPing human from this world, who's the black sheep of society because of your obsession for the unreal and alienation of what's real. When you're in the middle of a LARP battle with some pretty phony boars, you fall out of a tree and bust your head. You wake up, alone, and are suddenly attacked by some very pissed-off, very real wargs. Without any idea of how you got there, you got dropped into Middle-Earth, with only bits and pieces of memories of Tolkien's masterpiece, though your recollection of everything else is perfectly clear. And of all places in Middle-Earth, you got dropped into Mirkwood, with some suspicious, potentially hostile, Woodland Elves...
Chapter No.: Chapter 1
Key: [Y/N]=Your Name [F/N]= Friend's Name [B/N]= Bro's Name [S/N]= Sis's Name [M/N]= Mom's Name [e/c]= eye color [h/c]= hair color [s/c]= skin color
Notes: Listen to Medieval Pagan Music, Runestones when reading this chapter.
Warnings: Fluff, angst, graphic depictions of gore and violence (Cuz of orc battles y'know?), more angst, slow burn, some light depression in the first few chapters, some amnesia about Middle-Earth because the Valar say you're not supposed to have foresight, hard-core language, feels, lots and lots of feels, mentions of NSFW content, maybe some eventual NSFW content, LGTBQ+ characters, Thranduil being a jackass at first because he's fabulous, Legolas being a hot edgy prince that nobody can handle, Kili being an innocent bean, Hobbits being smol innocent beans, except for Bilbo 'cause he's been through some tough shit, Bard being dad of the year, Thorin being one dumbass boi, awesome dragons, awesome Nazgul, awesome scenery, awesome stuff in general, Elrond isn't listened to by anybody, confused Aragorn is confused, Ā Denethor's a bitch as always, Boromir lives, brace yourself for creepy as fuck Cream of Worm Tongue Grima Wormtongue, Gandalf. (yes these are all legit warnings don't judge me)
Pairings/Ships: Legolas x Reader, Legolas x you, Aragorn x Arwen, Faramir x Eowyn, Thranduil x Elvenqueen, Galadriel x Celery Celeborn, Boromir x OC, Thorin x OC, Fili x OC, etc. general LoTR standard shippings plus some of my own cuz I can't stand my boys being lonely
Word Count: I try to keep my chapters short, under 2000 words.
Rating: Teen (14+) for now
When I said I hated reality, I didn't mean I wanted to be ripped from it without my family.
How they'd healed you so efficiently was beyond your comprehension, and nobody came to visit you. You couldn't bring yourself to eat much of what they brought you. To think you'd finally gotten your wish, you'd finally, somehow gotten sucked into some alternate reality where fiction was fact and what you'd known and lived in for your entire life was nonexistent... It was amazing. Surreal.
But you couldn't stay here. Not without your family. Not without your mom, not without [B/N], not without [S/N]. [F/N]... You wished you could've at least said goodbye to him. Life without the only people you'd ever had seemed unreal, incomprehensible, and too nightmarish. Too... Alone. You couldn't lose them.
For hours, you waited, pacing the ten-by-ten cell furiously. You had to find some way to get out, some way to find whatever portal you'd triggered... A sound at the barred door made you freeze in place, whipping around like a meerkat. It was Blue-Eyes, and some of his guards, one of which was unlocking the door. "Are you letting me go?"
Blue-Eyes stared at you as if trying to figure out whether or not you were desperate or stupid. Finally, he shook his head, probably deciding it was most likely both in your case. Well, screw him. "My father wishes to see you."
You glanced to each of the guards that came to grip either of your arms. "Is that... Bad?"
Blue-Eyes smirked. "It depends on his mood."
You glared at him as the other two Elves ushered you out of the door, onto the precariously thin ledge just outside of the cell. "You're trying to freak me out, aren't you?"
Blue-Eyes didn't answer, but took up the rear of the procession. They lead you to a platform overlooking all of the mazelike bridge-sets of the dungeons, and opened a pair of elaborately crafted doors. You balked, your jaw fell, your eyes widened as far as they'd go, stunned by the view.
The building you'd thought was surrounded by trees? It was a palace-city, which stretched back from the front wall as far as you could see. And it was made entirely of trees. Bridges of wood, twisting trunks, curling pillars of wood holding up a vaultrf ceiling which opened up to the orange-gold canopy, and beyond, the cloudless blue sky. Huge, arched windows with stained glass of amber filled the front wall, framed in wood, every few dozen feet, letting in a golden light that made the entire place seem more surreal than it already was. Leaves fell too slowly here, as if afraid that touching the ground would destroy their fabulousness. Elves inhabited every floor, sailing gracefully around like gorgeous swans that glared down at the sudden ugly duckling in their midst.
You felt tiny.
"This is your home?" You breathed in amazement, going where the guards took you on autopilot as you drank in the magnificent sight. "It's bigger than the town I live in!"
"This is just a small portion of it," Blue-Eyes had a hint of pride in his voice. You glanced over your shoulder to see him taking in the view with a faint smile on his face. "This part is my father's palace. Only nobles and militia reside here."
"It's beautiful..." You surveyed the palace in awe. I'm here. I'm really here! This is where I'm supposed to be! "Do you all have different floors? Is it flameproof? What happens if there's a forest fire? Can you even get forest fires here?"
"Why would you like to know?" Blue-Eyes demanded sharply, all kindness gone just as suddenly as it'd arrived, replaced with obvious suspicion and disdain.
You sighed, and dropped the subject. You wouldn't be finding anything out about this place today. The guards lead you up a short flight of stairs, which stopped at a huge circular pavilion, lined with a different type of guard in silver armor and navy-blue masks covering their lower faces. They stood almost impossibly still, and each carried a deadly spear.
More stairs, curving upward from each side of the pavilion, lead to a massive throne of carved wood. A regal Elf lounged on it, holding a curled wooden staff. He wore silver robes lined on the inside with a deep crimson, and a crown of thin branches styled like an elk's antlers --or maybe a thornbush-- sat atop his head of snow-white hair. Piercing blue eyes watched you from underneath strangely dark (And thick.) brows, but his catlike face was drawn into an unreadable expression.
Blue-Eyes stepped before you and the guards, and put his right arm over his chest, fist resting over his heart, as he bowed at the waist. "My king, we have brought the prisoner."
Inwardly, you winced. What kind of father forced his son to call him 'my king'?
The Elvenking flicked his fingers toward the guards on either side of you. "Leave us."
As they left with barely a clink of armor, Blue-Eyes grabbed you roughly by the shoulder, forcing you to your knees. His grip was like iron. He leaned down to snarl in your ear, "Show respect. His majesty has shown you a great kindness in allowing you to live."
Aw, fuck. You forgot that these guys had healed you. If Lord Fabulous over there had decided that by even so much as breathing near his lands you didn't deserve for your wounds to be healed, you'd be dead right now. "O-oh..." You quickly fixed your position, and even bowed your head with an arm over your chest, like Blue-Eyes had done. "Sorry..."
"My son tells me he found you trying to escape from warg-bound orcs on our northern border," Elvenking drawled slowly. Wargs... Those big dogs... Why does that sound familiar? Were they in a book? Mythology? A game? You couldn't remember, and Elvenking didn't give you time to. "You were found near-death, and without any apparent recollection of how you came to be there. Is that correct?"
You weren't sure how to adress him. "Yes, sir. My lord. Your majesty. I'm sorry."
Elvenking continued. "Would you like to elaborate on what you do remember?"
His tone wasn't kind. It was "Tell me bitch or I will throw you off into the chasms below."
And there were lots of chasms.
"You won't believe me," You started, and risked a glance; Blue-Eyes and Elvenking watched you warily. You could easily say you were from this world, but you didn't know anything about it. You couldn't lie believably. And even if you could, Elves can sense lies. You figured you'd get some extra points if you were totally honest. "But I'll tell you anyway." So you started out with your explanation of coming from a place called Earth, and that you'd been having a battle against some pretty fake boars played by unconvincing actors in Live Action Roleplay, when you'd fallen out of a tree, banged yourself up, and knocked yourself out. You then proceeded to explain about the big dogs and the orcs.
Elvenking lifted his chin slightly for the sole purpose of glowering at you. "Tell me more of this... Earth." You told him all you could. About cars and trains and jets and phones, then on to TVs and movies, and the huge skyscrapers, and how modern slang was different from what it had been, and how where you came from, Elves and orcs and dragons were all part of a genre known as fantasy. You even tried, for a brief period of time, to explain the subject of eMail and social sites like Tumblr and Twitter, but you gave up at their odd looks as they tried to comprehend the concept. You told them about all seven continents, presidents, world leaders, endless wars, hunger, trashing the planet and all other shit that was wrong with Earth.
You could've been there for hours explaining it all. When you were finished, Elvenking regarded you like he'd just came to the conclusion that you just weren't normal. "It seems, [Y/N], that your world is poisoned."
"It is!" You agreed excitedly. "Nobody cares about it anymore! It's why I grew up to be so... Un-normal, by my world's standards."
"I see..." Elvenking blinked slowly. "Then you are, since you are a spawn of this Earth, equal poison to this world, are you not?"
All the blood drained from your face. "What?"
He looked to Blue-Eyes. "Kill them."
Blue-Eyes gripped you by the back of the head, and your hands flew to his wrist as he yanked your head back. With a flourish, he drew one of his ivory-handled knives and pressed it to your throat. "Wait!" You screamed, and Elvenking raised a hand.
"Last words?" Blue-Eyes sneered.
"I don't know where I am," You choked out quickly; the cool steel of the blade was digging into your neck, cutting a fine line. "I don't know how I got here, but usually when stuff like this happens in movies, there's always a portal. Let me find it-- send an escort if you want! Take me back to where you found me, and I'll find the portal and go home. You'll never see me again!"
Elvenking dropped his hand, and your heart jumped, expecting your head to go with it. "Do you really think that is wise? I sense no dishonesty from you, but you could very well be a spy from your world, which seems so intent on conquering and destroying peace. I will not let this world, much less my own land, fall prey to yours."
"I won't tell anyone about you, or this place, I promise! I don't even know where this is!" Tears of frustration pricked the corners of your eyes. "I'm not a damn spy! I don't even know how I got here! Give me a couple of days to find the portal. Then I'll leave. What if there was a way for you to know I'll keep my word? Like a blood-oath, or something!"
"And if asked where you had gone?" Blue-Eyes countered, cocking an eyebrow.
"I'll tell them I went to Narnia, dammit! They never take me seriously anyway!" Your eyes widened. "This isn't Narnia, is it? Narnia didn't have Elves!"
"No, this is not... Narnia." Elvenking replied. "And you will not know the name of this land. You have three days to find your portal. You will be accompanied by a small assembly of my best warriors. If you do not find the door to your world within the given three days... I will give the order to kill you."
You swallowed hard. The steel dragged across your throat painfully. "Th-that sounds fair." It didn't, but, you just rolled with it.
"Legolas, you will go with them," Elvenking said; something clicked in your mind. You knew that name... You knew that name. But... Why?
Blue-Eyes-- Legolas-- nodded and finally removed the blade from your throat. Lord Fabulous inclined his head once, and you vaguely thanked him, too concerned with how you knew Blue-Eyes's name. He kept a tight, painful grip on your arm, actually digging his fingers in until you were pretty sure he cut off most of your circulation.
When you reached your cell, he thrust you in roughly, making you stumble forward. You whipped around to glare at him. "Could you be careful, Blue-Eyes?"
He paused in locking the door. Confused, he brought his sapphire eyes to meet your [e/c] ones. "What did you just call me?"
"Blue-Eyes," You suddenly felt a little embarassed about picking a nickname for him. Shit, you'd never let that bother you before. He could screw off. "I didn't know your name until a few minutes ago, so... I just picked something to call you."
He raised an eyebrow incredulously. "And you chose to call me after my eyes." It wasn't a question; it was a statement.
You flushed a little, glancing to the side with only your eyes nervously, then back to him. "Uh... Yeah. That's pretty much it."
He rolled his eyes and walked away. Before you even realized what you were doing, you'd ran to the bars and grabbed hold of them, pressing your cheek up against them to watch him walk away. "Blue-Eyes!" He stopped, but didn't turn around. "Your name... Legolas. I think I've heard it before."
He turned his head slightly, like he might be interested, but your hopes fell through the floor when he just continued walking. You immediately wished you'd've said something to get his attention, so he'd come talk to you. Like, Hey, I'm really a spy for Earth, MWAHAHAHAHAHA.
Ok, maybe not that drastic...
But you did wish he'd stayed to talk to you. Even if he'd tried to kill you. Legolas... You slid down the bars, sitting on the floor. Your knees came up to your chest of their own accord. Legolas... What do your Elf eyes see? You knew that you knew his name, but where did you know it from?
They're taking...
Aw, damn. It was right on the tip of your brain. Lord Fabulous looked really familiar, too. He reminded you of Ronan the Accuser from Marvel. Why couldn't you remember? Was it a side-effect of being tossed to another reality? What else did you not remember...?
You sat there for hours, until one of the guards brought you some food. You picked at the meal, as a tune got stuck in your head that you couldn't quite place...
Home is behind...
The world ahead...
Here, the song fizzed out like a radio signal, then you got another bit of it...
All shall fade..
All shall...
...Fade...
~ominous time skip~
You, Blue-Eyes, and a team of Elvish warriors like the ones who'd helped you escape the dogs and orcs set out at dawn, which was way too early for someone used to getting up at noon most of the time. All the Elves showed off their glowy perfect selves by leaping gracefully to pebble to pebble like the regal shits they were, including Blue-Eyes.
Actually, scratch that. Blue-Eyes was the fucking king of being a show-off.
They moved fast, and you were surprisingly able to keep up with them. Not one of the Elves wanted to speak to you; they seemed to consider you an abomination.
You kinda seen what they were getting at, though. You were still in your bright white, blue, and black sci-fi Elf outfit from yesterday, complete with the latex ears and bright blue faux-hawk, which had become much less faux-hawk-y after sleep. You were covered in dried blood, dirt, and parts of your outfit were ripped. You'd tried to clean up as best as you could when you were woken up by using the water from the cup you'd been given to scrub your face and arms with the stunningly clean sheets on your cot.
In other words, you stuck out like a bright blue flower in a field of dark grass. You didn't know the way back to the river, so most of the Elves surrounded you discreetly while Blue-Eyes took the lead. Every one of them had a bow or sword or knife out and ready, so one wrong sniff and you were dead.
You traveled for about an hour before anyone spoke. It was Blue-Eyes, to your surprise. "Why is your hair blue?"
"Huh?" Of all possible questions, that one hadn't been expected. Though, that was kind of dumb of you, to just assume they wouldn't eventually wonder if everybody from your world had crazy hair colors.
"Your hair," Blue-Eyes specified, sounding condescending, like his hair was much better than yours because it was long and perfect and almost white. "Why is it blue?"
"Oh," You cleared your throat. "It's dye. My real color is [h/c]. Lots of people do it where I come from. You can dye it a natural color, or an unnatural color, like so. Some keep their natural color and just add streaks that aren't their natural colors. Some dye their full hair, like me, for the sole purpose of cosplay--uh, dressing up as made-up characters for events--and others dye it just for fun. Or to stand out, I guess. But I wouldn't advise it. It ruins your hair. I just don't care, though."
"Why would anyone want to do that?" One Elf asked in horror, then sneered at you. "I suppose those of your world simply do not appreciate the naturalities of the body."
You shrugged. You should see the LGTBQ+ community... But you didn't feel like explaining any of that to these people right now. Especially when they obviously looked down on stuff like that.
"And what character are you meant to be?" Blue-Eyes asked in a challenging tone.
You flushed. "... A sci-fi Elf."
"...Sci-Fi?" A different Elf asked. "What is that?"
"Science fiction," You specified. "Basically, I'm supposed to be an Elf from another planet. It seemed like a good idea at the time."
"Is that why you have pointed ears?" Blue-Eyes questioned, and you nodded.
"Yeah. They're latex-- a kind of rubber. Wait, do you even have rubber here?" You waved a hand. "Nevermind. They can come off pretty easily, though. Speaking of which, I'd better take them off before they cause damage..." You reached up to one of your ears, despite the looks the Elves gave you.
Blue-Eyes stopped for a minute, halting the whole group. He looked at you like you were crazy. "Whyever would you put something on your body that could cause damage?"
You blinked. "That is a very good question, Blue-Eyes, and one I don't exactly have an answer for. Almost everybody does it at some point." You felt for the flap of latex, but you couldn't find it. Hell, you couldn't even find the edge of the prosthetic. "Oh shit..." You breathed.
"What is it?" Legolas huffed, and turned around impatiently.
Your eyes widened; you couldn't let them think you were panicking, but, well, you were, and shortly after, you did. "I-I can't get it off."
Blue-Eyes's brow furrowed. "Will it cause permanent damage if they are not removed?"
"Maybe? Yes? My skin goes red and itchy and starts to swell up if I touch latex for too long, so, I'm gonna go with a definitely on this one. Just keep walking. I should have them off by the time we get to the river."
But you didn't. There was no flap, no edge of the latex. If it weren't for the fact that you did put latex ears on, you wouldn't have known you had latex ears on. A suspicion grew in your core, so you grabbed hold of the pointed tip, and pinched down with your nails hard and fast. "Ow!"
Every Elf turned to look at you as you pulled your hand away. Some blood was on the tips of your fingers. "Why, in the name of the Valar, would you hurt yourself?" Legolas sighed like a parent lecturing a child, but you were staring at your fingertips in shock. Valar...
"I'm an Elf..."
"I beg your pardon?" Apparently the mere thought of being the same race as you was too much for Blue-Eyes to handle. It was fucking offensive.
"I'm an Elf!" You shouted, and snatched your hand to your chest. "The ears won't come off! They bled and hurt when I pinched them! I'm a damn Elf! When I fell through that portal, I was a normal human! Now I'm an Elf! I don't know whether I should be freaking out or excited!"
Legolas rolled his eyes. "It won't be permanent. Obviously, here you're an Elf. There, you're not. When we get you through the portal, you'll be a human again."
"But..." I don't want to be human... Yet, you were also trying desperately to get back to your family, on pain of death and loss of cool fantasy land. If only you'd wake up to learn you were in some kind of damn coma...
You waved your hands. "Ok. Alright, fine. Is this where you found me?"
Legolas gestured to a particular rock. "The exact spot. Do you think you could find your way from here?"
You smirked; you'd always been good at knowing your way. "Please. I was born with an innate sense of direction. Now how the fuck do we get over this damn river?"
Legolas grinned. "You're an eldar now, aren't you? See if you can get across it yourself." Eldar... That had to mean an Elf of some sort, right?
You stared him down for a second, hands on your hips. He smirked cockily back, pure smugness on his expression. "Ok. Sure. What's life without risk?"
So you took a deep breath, and headed for the opposite bank.
You and your siblings had this special hiking trail in a park, and on this trail was a creek slash pond area. Several of them. You'd always cross the creek carefully, each step placed just so, and quietly, too, so that you could see the frogs-- it was a frog hunt without actually killing said frogs. The exercise gave you all good balance and a know-how for shit not that rock.
But this river was much different than the creek back home. It was clear, and clean, and strong as fuck, so one wrong move and you'd be whooshed away, with Blue-Eyes giving Lord Fabulous the excuse of "Oh they died in the river tragically oops..."
The rocks were unstable. The river swelled over them every so often to make them slippery. Your rubber boots were less than zero help. But you were an Elf now, right? So that had to make you unfairly agile. You took another deep inhale, then took what you hoped was a graceful leaping step, only for you to slip and nearly bust your ass. Elvish powers have to be learned. Noted.
When you finally got to the other side of the bank, you were stiff, and your heart was pounding. Behind you, the Elves sneered and jeered and all kinds of other "eers". You whipped around, and flipped them off. They looked somewhere between shocked, offended, and terrified. You realized they might not know the symbolism of it, and might think you were cursing them. When they reached you, Blue-Eyes was the first to demand what that was all about. "What was that all about?!"
You panicked under pressure. "U-uh... I-it's a minor insult where I come from. Very minor. We use it frequently as a joke among close friends. A friendly insult. Yeah. Sorry. Won't happen again." He totally didn't believe you. So you quickly changed the subject. "O-oh, uh, this way!"
Scenery seen at night was harder to recognize during the day, and vise versa, but you knew you hadn't gone too far up the river when you came across some massive paw prints and scrape marks from where you'd skidded down the bank. Another bonus clue was the scrap of bright blue fabric, from your skirt/tunic thing, hanging precariously from a branch.
It took you the better part of an hour to find the tree you'd woken up at. "Okay, this it it."
"Are you certain?" Blue-Eyes asked you.
"Wait." You laid down, and yep, everything was the same, except in daylight. Legolas frowned at you as you stood, probably ashamed to even breathe the same air as you. "Yeah, this is it."
Blue-Eyes ordered something in Elvish, jerking his head. The Elves immediately set about making camp. "So, in your world, you fell from the highest branches of an oak, yes?"
"Yep, breaking several things in the process."
"And you lost consciousness after you hit the forest floor?"
"Yep."
Legolas hummed and looked up into the canopy. "Then by all means... The portal should be where you laid."
You glanced down at your feet before bouncing up and down a little. "Nope. Nothing."
Legolas huffed. "You may have to try climbing this tree and falling into this spot."
A deranged laugh escaped your throat, which you quickly stifled. "I'm sorry, but are you crazy? What if I die? We don't have the same healing stuff as you guys unless you can pay for it up front, and I'm very poor. So is all of my family. We can't afford that shit. So if I die, what's the point in going back?"
Legolas glared at you. "I didn't mean from very high. Just high enough to hopefully send you through, but not high enough to kill you. Your healers will mend broken bones, will they not?"
You scoffed dejectedly. "Yeah, but for a pretty hefty bill..." You threw your hands up. "Whatever. I'll die anyway if I don't try. Might as well." With Legolas watching you carefully to make sure you didn't try to jump from tree to tree, you started to climb.
Was it really only yesterday that you'd been having a fun, standard LARPing day with your family and [F/N]? The real world seemed like fantasy, now. This felt real. This felt like where you should be. But if your family weren't here, you wouldn't be able to enjoy it. You'd always feel as if you abandoned them. You wondered, did time pass differently? Did it go faster there, and slower here? Or was it the other way around? Would you find the portal, and return to the real world to find your family long gone and the year a thousand into the future? Then you'd wish you'd never left this place. Or would you find not a moment had passed, and to them, it was still the terrifying moment of not knowing if you were dead or alive, to find you unharmed? Would you then be able to convince them to fall through, even on the chance that the portal could only be used a handful of times, and if it did work, would a millenia had passed here? Even Blue-Eyes would've aged by that point, however slightly.
Once you'd reached a suitable height, you braced yourself against the trunk. "How's this?"
Legolas nodded. "Fine. Jump when you're ready.ā
You took a minute... Ah... Better get this over with. One does not simply... Damn, what was that meme? "Ok, ready when you are."
Legolas stepped back, and waited; you hesitated, then jumped, and you felt deja vu as you barreled toward the ground, landing flat on your back. The impact knocked the wind out of you, and you felt a painful snap in your right ribcage. You kept your eyes closed; you heard nothing aside from the birds in the trees. You hoped, then hoped some more, expecting at any moment to hear the frantic footfalls of your family rushing to help you...
"Well, I see I was entirely wrong on the matter," Blue-Eyes stated simply, and you frowned. Fuck...
"Ya think? I'm still seeing priss-ass Elves in a goddamn forest that isn't the one I fell in. Fuck you, Blue-Eyes, for having me break a rib for no good damned reason." You glared at him as you tried to sit up, barely making it halfway before Legolas helped you, albeit roughly.
"Watch your tongue," Blue-Eyes snapped. "If it were not for us, you would be dead."
You pursed your lips. "You're gonna kill me anyway just for breathing on your trees, so why didn't you just let me die?"
For a second, Legolas seemed to feel pity for you. "I am sorry. Truly, I am. Perhaps if we fail to locate your way home, I could convince my father to refrain from executing you."
You huffed, wincing as the action hurt your broken-on-some-level ribs. "Why? So I can live the rest of my suddenly immortal life in a dark cell, underground, just for existing? Hell no. I'd rather die."
"Perhaps you could have another use," Legolas offered, and you shook your head.
"Never in my life have I been considered useful." You eyed Blue-Eyes disdainfully. "Ever. By anybody. If you can find a place for somebody like me that doesn't involve imprisonment, fine. But I won't be able to live with myself if I can't find a way back to Earth. I need my family. They're all I ever had."
Legolas knelt beside you. "You... Seem to be very close with them. You love this..." He looked off into the trees, searching for the word. "...Life, so much, and have wished for it for so long, but you'd give it up, to be with them in a world that does not want you... You have a brave heart."
You took the compliment. "Thanks. Now let's find this damn portal, shall we? I've got a couple more ribs to bust."
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