#love the idea of MC being a boss in the kitchen

[loveandleases]

The more I think about it the more in love with a cook savvy MC I become. An MC that loves cooking and spoils those they love with delicious tasty noms. Who even worked hard to make sure the best doge was given fresh made meals (vet nutritionist approved). Leaving doge extra upset because neither Chris nor Jade can or will do what MC did. Throwing up kibble into Chris’ shoes and shredding Jade’s purses and shoes at every opportunity. Chris realizing he fucked up when he chose temu trophy wife. Trying to convince Kira to part ways with whatever baked goods or leftovers she has, because she still gets food gifts. I like to imagine Kira not doing it because she doesn’t want to lose access if she’s caught feeding the traitor, feels bad, but not bad enough to miss out. And Cam sitting in the corner smug af with a mouth full of delicious food.

Just brainrot. Had to share. Don’t mind me.

I feel just a tinge of guilt about that island for a cook savvy MC! An MC making fresh food for doge will be winning points with G (reluctant ones). Gremlin dog <3.

(temu trophy wife 😂) Mc wouldn't need to pilfer from Aunt Em's fridge/cupboard anymore!!! Maybe even help Em with upcoming holiday dinner o.O Good brain rot tho~

[relentlessconqueror]

Hiiii, so I was thinking here... do you think the reason why Xavi is a menace in the kitchen is because Philos food was vastly different from Earth's? And about Sylus, do you think he sings a bit off-key because the style and tones in which people sung in Tarus was also different? Maybe to their standards they are good at those things, it's just that we have different cuisine and are used to a different kind of singing technique?

Anyway can't wait for December 2.

O, the amount of screeshots I'll be taking....

Take care!

iirc xavier should only be banned from the kitchen when he expresses a desire to use the stove or any electrical appliances 😂 in [galactic harmony] MC is very protective over her new oven in particular. and when he messes up in cooking/baking without involving appliances, it's just because it's his first time doing it like that time he managed to fuck up peeling an apple in [shining light], or when he made ugly egg tarts in [moment's respite] 😭 as royalty, he probably had other people cooking for him all the time in philos so he never learned

maybe you're right, he never really got the hang of earth technology because he's from a different planet, or he's simply terrible at keeping track of time/he's constantly forgetting things because of exhaustion. and i also think it's partially because he's relishing being a "normal" person with more freedom and little to no responsibilities — he keeps burning shit and doesn't make much of an effort to control his disastrous tendencies because he's allowed to make mistakes now. there's no father telling him to take the crown, no group to lead, no MC dying to worry about. i imagine that being allowed to mess up must make him feel a particular kind of relief (i haven't gone through his material in a while though so i might be wrong about something 🤦‍♂️)

personally i don't expect to connect sylus' singing with his backstory. i just think it's a way to nerf him and show us he's not perfect, like his bad luck. it's also fucking hilarious and cute because he's so in denial about it. who doesn't want to see a crime boss force his awful karaoke on everyone in his vicinity. and obviously it's adorable because he loves music soooooo much but he can't replicate any of his tunes with his voice ☹️☹️☹️☹️ and it can't be because of his hearing being different, because he knows how to play the organ. the poor fiends in tarus probably cover their ears when he gets in a singing mood

but i'm very fond of the idea of him singing awfully on purpose because he finds it funny when MC cringes at him, and he sings well when she's not around/conscious to hear it. i'm imagining him making a game of it — how long can he keep up the ruse that he's tone deaf? let's just say it all started in [melodic weave] because he wanted to embarrass her a little during their duet, but then he found her dismayed expression so cute that he wants to replicate it as much as possible in a harmless way. because how could he play an instrument while being so melodically handicapped.... in the base, MC hears beautiful singing and thinks he's got a record playing so she walks into the room he's in to ask about it, but when she comes in it's just sylus humming terribly as usual 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 she asks, disappointed, "are you sure you haven't put anything on?" "yes sweetie 🥰"

i'm waiting for one of the 4 stars to become my wallpaper lol. hope you have fun 😌

[anonymous-eggy]

i had been talking to a friend and we had an idea that had been stuck with me for a while😃

um. vampire au👀 mc can also be a vamp but VAMPIRE AU…Nicky with sharp teeth..hehe… and red glowing eyes…

apparently i lied when i said i wasnt very interested in Nicky anymore. i think its just seasonal. warm weather brings back the need to think ab him. time to go through my dusty old inbox and spout gibberish at the ghosts.

jealous of anon for having a friend to talk ab Nicky with fr. if only fictif didnt suck and get abandoned, I'd force my friends to play it.

AS HOT AS VAMPIRE NICKY WOULD BE...I HAVE TO TALK AB VAMP MC

poor Nicky trying to hide the fact that he, a catholic (or so he swears, despite not acting very catholic) sicilian mob boss, is in love with a chaotic arsonist (possibly queer as hell) vampire mc is so so funny.

Like. suddenly he's also completely nocturnal bc he wants to spend time around his love and Chris is like "dude you never wanna do meetings during the day anymore, why do i have to go to all your daytime meetings" and Nicky has to try to pass off an excuse.

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Chris: whatcha got there?

Nicky, holding a parasol over his vampire lover while holding their drink: alcohol :D

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also... him allowing mc to bite his neck and then practically begging for it next time you need blood bc surprise this 6 foot somethin' mafia boss found out he gets a lil hot, bothered, and submissive when you bite him and drink his blood. straddle his lap while doin it to feel the effects what who said that. anyway. uh. 👀

the absolute confusion this man would feel in terms of whats possible and his faith. can someone be catholic and horny for a vampire lover? surely he can bc he also finds it hot how "wrong" it is despite how good it feels. but yeah tbh he wouldnt think too much bc he canonically doesn't think too hard ab love he just goes with what he feels and doesnt question much further than that.

(side tangent: i adore him so much for being one of the only love interests I've ever seen that canonically uses no labels for his sexuality. no label representation. i adore that he doesnt wanna be put in a box. and its not just because he lives in the 1920s and doesnt have the word for his sexuality, he just truly doesnt vibe with labelling his sexuality. good for him. if you didnt know this, surprise! thats a fun fact from this dumbass who knows practically everything about his character bc i cant be chill about anything and must know everything)

anyway for example with my self insert(ish) mc: trans gay little vampire man who turns into a sgrunkly little bat and hangs from his chandelier in protest that Nicky had to go to a daytime meeting for once? Nicky comes out of the kitchen with a lil platter of fruits to lure him down for a cuddle by the fire place while sweetly apologizing bc god forbid he do his job and not suffer the wrath of a little clingy dustball squeaking at him.

OR NICKY TUCKING LITTLE BAT MC IN HIS COAT DURING THE DAY WHILE HE DOES HIS ROUNDS CHECKING ON HIS BUSINESSES?! he just reaches into his coat every now and then to give his love a little scritch on the head 😭 and everyone around him gets nervous that he's hiding something super valuable or dangerous that he doesnt wanna lose (which is true, but not in the way they think)

see also: Nicky getting into some trouble during the night and being all chill ab it and saying to the guys "oh im not the one you gotta be afraid of" and the guys laughing until guard dog Mc appears, absolutely pissed, hungry, and ready to hunt their fill for the night.

and mc just randomly one day being like "you realize im a good 200 years older than you, right." after Nicky says something that implies Mc is younger and Nicky immediately lights up and just begins asking baseball history questions, not even phased by Mc saying that. which is much to Mc's dread.

my brain worms have recently been obsessed with the concept of a mob boss falling in love with a vampire anyway, so this is prime thinks for me.

i shall continue rotating this in my mind.

[lorriiraine]

Get to know…

Lorraine Jones

Full Name: Lorraine Juniper Jones

Nickname(s): Lory, Lora, little pumpkin (just used by Sebastian)

Age: 15/16 (ingame), 18 (fanfiction)

Date of Birth: March 16, 1875

Birthplace: New York, America

Blood Status: Muggleborn

House: Hufflepuff

Sexuality: Heterosexual

Height: 167cm

Hair Color: pinkish blond

Hair length: Shoulder length

Eye color: blue as the ocean

Details: freckles on her cheeks, nose and her shoulders, scar on her right cheek

Favourite class: Potions and Herbology

Favourite place: the great lake by hogwarts

Traits: Brave, stubborn, protective, naive, loyal, friendly

Likes: Beast, everything related to pumpkins, duelling, reading, exploring, autumn

Dislikes: spiders, bullying, thunderstorms, dark wizards

Patronus: Chinese Moon Moth

Parents: Mary (nurse) & Richard (shop owner) Jones

Brother: Matthew Jones (5 years younger)

Extended Family: unknown

Her parents love to travel. Each holidays they will travel somewhere else and Lory comes with them until she befriends with Ominis and Sebastian. The summer holidays between fifth and six year she took Ominis with her. The small holidays she would stay at hogwarts.

The Jones family left america because Mary and Richard wanted to stay in london. Her father was send there because his boss ordered him to open a shop of the franchise in london. So Lory had to move with them. She hated to leave Ilvermorny and america.

From a young age Lorraine felt something strange inside her magic. Her magic was always different, she learned spells faster than others and they worked instantly for her. The ancient magic also caused the visions she’s seeing then and there. Her parents were relieved when Professor Fig reached their daughter and discovered with her the source for these visions. Professor Fig and Lorys parents were in regularly contact per letters, in the holidays Fig got invited to the Jones house. He became more and more like a family member to them. Lorraine saw him not only as tutor but also as her grandfather in some kind of way. Figs death was hard to handle by the whole family. They put up a framed picture of Fig with the parents and Lory, standing over the fireplace. Mary says that Professor Fig and his wife Miriam are finally together again and that they should be happy for him. Even without being a witch Mary is always positive and open minded for nearly everything. Richard had a hard time accepting that his daughter became a witch. Why exactly has to get explored in the fanfiction 🙊

Partner: Sebastian Sallow

Friends: Ominis Gaunt, Poppy Sweeting, Eric Doyle (Male MC), Imelda Reyes

Enemies: bullies, Rookwood, dark wizards

Career: healer

Spouse: Sebastian Sallow

Residence: Aranshire

Children: Jasper and Rosalie Sallow

Sebastian left Hogwarts at the end of the fifth year right before Lorraine fight against Ranrok. He only left one letter behind for Lory. The sixth year he wasn´t there and never gave a sign of life. In seventh year Sebastian returned, trying to make it up to Lory and Ominis. Ominis hates him for leaving without traces of life. Sebastian talked to Lorraine and explained to her, that he was searching for Anne and that he is afraid, that she will die very soon. He asks Lory for her help to find a cure and slowly gain back Lorraines trust. After a half year she trusts him more and more.

- Talent for potions and herbology

- in fanfiction she can see visions, of things that will happen or had happened in the past, she can´t control it

- She has no idea why she can control ancient magic when she´s a muggleborn, thinking of it to be a gift

- Sneaks food and snacks out of the kitchen

- Stands up for house elves rights

- Her favorite beasts are thestrals and nifflers

- When she’s nervous or wants to avoid a topic she starts reading

- when she´s lying she will play with her hair or her hands

- She came from America and went to Hogwarts for her fifth year, before that she was visiting the Ilvermorny school, which she still misses - she was a Pukwudgie back there

- She has the scar on her cheek since the fight against Ranrok. Sebastian feeling guilty for letting her fight him alone and that he wasn’t there

- After arriving in Hogwarts for the first time she was scared and felt left out. Poppy was the one who talked to her right after Lorraine got sorted into Hufflepuff, then she introduced Lory to Natty and Garreth and during class to Ominis and Sebastian

- Her favorite flowers are white roses

- She love to sit a the Great Lake by Hogwarts and is fascinated by the merpeople

- is easy to impress and manipulate by Sebastian, whatever he wishes for she would do it, sooner or later (Crucio, the relic, … )

- can play the piano

- loves to bake cakes and cookies

- cats do love her, which is why kneezles are very kind and loyal to her

- dragons don´t scare her

- When one of her friends are sick she makes sure that they are comfortable and will help them using muggle medicine. Sebastian doesn’t like bitter medicine so when he’s sick Lory makes sure to just use sweet or neutral medicine, tea and soup

- She learns how to knit, just to gift her friends a handmade scarf in their favourite colors

- MC univers fun HC: Lorraine and Aurélie (@morelikeravenbore) are hiding a dragon named Nugget in the Undercroft from Ominis. Sebastian would keep that as a secret (not canon in Lorys story but a fun HC between Aurélie and me🩷).

- She would love his love language of physical touching (holding hands, caressing each others hair, linking each others pinkie fingers while walking)

- Lory will sit at the slytherin table for breakfast and dinner

- Sebastian would love to tease her with kisses, calling her out of whistleing when she walks around and saying how small she is

- Sebastian is overprotective and stares every guy down who just looks at Lorraine

- Sebastian would take care of her beasts in secret without letting her know

- She always call him Seb or Sebby, but not when she´s angry with him. Then she would call him Sebastian or Sallow

- They would sit in the RoR at weekend nights and talk about their past while eating snacks. Lory would be the only one Sebastian ever tells more about his parents

- Lorraine would love to visit america in her summer holidays to meet her friends from Ilvermorny. Sebastian would travel with her to meet her friends and see her old school

- when it comes to romantic, he wants to make everything right and when something went wrong he is frustrated with himself for messing up, which Lory finds adorable because she just wants to be with him and don´t care about the rest

This post isn’t nearly finished and will get edited every now and then as more as the story continues ☺️

[babeczka415]

Eternal Love

Chapter 2

It's been a week since that morning I came home. It's been seven days and who knows how many hours since he left me. My heart aches in ways I can't even describe. Jessy has stopped by making sure I eat and cleaning up. She finally got me to talk the other night and we drowned ourselves in wine and ice cream while watching horror movies. I haven't told Dan yet and I know that conversation was coming tonight as it was the night he and Jessy always came around to have fun.

I manage to get out of bed and move to the couch with my laptop. I have never been more grateful for this job than I am now. It allows me to work from home and as long as I tell my boss in advance no video chats. I just told him I was sick but still able to work. Eventually I know that isn't going to work but it's been a blessing this week.

I keep checking my phone all day hoping for something from him. Something to explain but still nothing. Instead I have a text from Lilly, I curse her under my breath. She only wants to talk to see how he is.

Lilly: MC, everything okay? We haven't heard from him or you.

MC: No everything isn't okay and please stop talking to me only to find out how he is. He left me a week ago and told me to move on.

MC: I'm gonna say you and Hannah should do the same thing and just forget him!

I sign off just as fast as I send that message and I'm glad it's the end of the day. I head into the kitchen and grab the Jack Daniels and take a drink from the bottle. It burns going down but at least it's a feeling. I hear the door unlock as Jessy has a key. 

"I don't know why you didn't knock like we always do" Dan states.

I sigh, I hope she doesn't tell him why. I turn around with the bottle still in my hand and I see them in the doorway.

"Hey don't start the fun without me" Dan laughs.

I smile the best I can and he instantly knows something is wrong.

"Still nothing?" My red haired best friend asks and I shake my head while taking another drink.

"What is going on?" Asks Dan.

"Jake is gone," I say, looking away from him. He wraps his arms around me. He's finally started walking again after the accident and I just cry into his chest.

"We will make you forget all about him," Dan says, lifting my head up. I lean against him not being able to say anything. 

I was expecting an 'I told you he was bad news' or something along those lines from Dan but he instantly goes into best friend mode.

Jessy grabs out all the junk food she has brought over and we make a table top on the bar between that and different alcohol. These two know exactly what I need after having my heartbroken by the man I thought was my forever. 

We pile on the couch and throw in movies after movies. I remember taking a silly picture of us but I don't do anything with it.

Jakes POV:

It's been seven days and 16 hours since I left her. I never wanted to fall in love but she did it. She made me fall in love with her. 

Tonight I'm in an abandoned warehouse tracking my pursuers. Sleep has not been my friend in a while and this last week has been worse. Everytime I close my eyes I see her smile, her sleeping. I feel her curled up against me afraid to lose me.

You see when I told her my location I knew what was going to happen. I knew she wouldn't let go of me but I needed to see her and feel her touch and kisses one more time before I broke her heart. Those hazel eyes as she spun around were full of love and feeling safe.

I knew I could never be HER safe haven. I also know she would give up everything for me if I so much as hinted at it.

I couldn't bring her into this world, more than I already had. She needed to live her life normally, before she got dragged into finding Hannah and falling in love with me. She needs a normal future, one not on the constant run. I have no idea when I can give her that and I knew it from the start. 

You see she's the good girl, the girl every guy wants. I'm troubled, she knew that but still fell. It's the typical good girl who falls in love with the bad boy. What the normal story doesn't tell is how the bad boy fell in love with her, but just wanted to keep her safe.

I hear my phone go off and I look and it's Lilly. I hadn't reached out and I wasn't planning on going until I knew I was safe. I sigh as I open the location on MC. I have to make sure they aren't tracking her. She's at home like she has been since she entered back in. I could pull up her webcam but it would just break my heart. I do follow her social media but lately she hasn't been posting but I keep a watch.

I see a photo pop up, which is odd at the time. It's a photo of her, Jessica, and Daniel curled up on the couch with drinks. I read the caption and my heart breaks.

When your world is falling apart, you can't ask for more than best friends, Jack Daniels, and lots of junk food.

The photo looks odd then I realize it's taken at night and it's now the next morning… eight days since I saw her smile at me, even in her sleep.

I set Nymos up and lean back on the couch trying to catch some sleep hoping she doesn't haunt my dreams.

[duskwoodgirl4life]

⚠️ Trigger warning ⚠️ this chapter contains sexual content

Chapter 11

Jake held MC's hand and they walked into the police station Jake went to the front desk and told the officer that he had an appointment to see agent brown. Jake went to take a seat next to MC taking her hand in his and giving it a squeeze. "I love you Jake, no matter what happens I will always love you" Jake looked at MC with concern he took her hands holding them in his. "I swear nothing bad is going to happen baby, I promise I will never leave you. I love you so much" MC wrapped her arms around Jake holding him close. "I'm sorry Jake I don't mean to keep being like this it's just when you had to leave I felt so lost without you" Jake pulled back slightly from MC and looked into her eyes. "It's okay to feel like that baby, I felt the same way without you I am nothing you are my whole world" MC smiled softly at Jake and hugged him.

Moments later the agent came to the front desk and called for Jake, Jake and MC both got up and followed the agent into an interview room. "Thank you for coming to see me Jake, we have the people involved in the crimes in police custody." MC looked at Jake with hope in her eyes.

"Does this mean it's all over?" Jake looked at MC and he could see how hopeful she was. "Yes I can confirm it is now over, now Jake I have spoken with my boss and he would like to offer you a job working cyber security" Jake and MC were so happy at the news. "Yes I accept, but can I work from home?" The agent smiled and picked up his papers. "I don't see any reason why not, someone from the department of cyber security will be in touch with you in the next couple weeks okay" MC jumped out of her chair and hugged the agents. "Thank you, thank you for finding him and bringing him back to me"

The agent smiled and left the room leaving MC and Jake alone, Jake walked over to MC and put his arms around her waist. "It's all over baby it's just me,you and the baby now no more having to run away." MC kissed Jake softly on the lips and she whispered in his ear "come on baby let's go home" Jake smiled and took MCs hand as they left the police station and walked home.

"I think we should celebrate when we get home you,me and Harry we could go to the park and you could finally meet Jessy and Richy" Jake turned to MC who had so much hope in her eyes he hadn't yet met Jessy and Richy he heard a lot about them from MC. "That's a great idea baby" MC smiled giving Jake a kiss on the lips "oh and later when everyone's in bed we can have our own little celebration" Jake's eyes widened with a grin on his face. "You drive me crazy baby, I can't wait for tonight"

The whole family went to the park with Jake and MC Jake's mum made a picnic with enough food to feed an army. Jake met Jessy and Richy for the first time and their baby girl Amy. "Thank you for being there for MC when I wasn't able to, it means so much to me that you for that" Jessy looked at Jake with a tear in her eye she wrapped her arms around him and gave him a hug. "That's really sweet of you to say Jake thank you" Jessy felt an arm wrap around her waist and kiss her on the cheek. "If you ever need anything you know where we are" Jake put out his hand to shake Richys hand.

Once everyone had gotten back home and Harry was asleep in his room, Jake was lying on the bed on his phone when MC came out of the bathroom wearing something very see thru. "Hey baby, how about you put that phone down and we have a little fun" Jake sat up and dropped his phone on the bed his eyes had widened at what MC was wearing. "Wow baby you are so hot" the next day Jake woke up with MC by his side. He leaned down and moved some strands of hair away from her face and kissed her softly. MC felt the kiss and smiled. She started to open her eyes and saw Jake smiling at her.

They both got up, MC went to feed Harry while Jake went to fix breakfast, when he went downstairs his mum was in the kitchen making pancakes. "Wow mum it smells amazing" Helen turned to see Jake walking towards her. "Morning darling breakfast will be ready soon, could you grab the juice and coffee for me?" Jake nodded and went over to the fridge and placed the jug of juice on the table. Grabbing some mugs he poured some coffee into them, putting them down on the table.

MC came down with the baby in her arms "morning Helen, morning Harry" MC sat down next to Jake putting Harry in his highchair. Helen put the breakfast down on the table and sat down next to her husband "Jake me and your father have been talking with our break away coming up we thought that we could take the baby with us if that's okay with the both of you" Jake put his orange juice down shocked at what his mum had said. "Are you sure mum? I thought it was just going to be a break for you and dad" Jake's dad smiled at his son.

"Well at first it was but we got talking when we saw MCs mum and dad and if it's okay MC they want to join us" MC put her folk down and smiled at Jake then at his parents. "It's okay with me if Jake is okay with it" Jake took MCs hand drawing circles with his thumb "it's fine with me" they all say and talked while they had breakfast Jake's hand sliding up MCs thigh every now and then.

A few weeks had passed and Jake had gotten his start date for work, it all worked out perfectly. He would start when his mum and dad got back from their week away so he could pay lots of attention to MC. The next day Helen and Harry were all ready to go. MC made sure the baby had everything he needed. Soon as they had driven away Jake took hold of MCs waist and pushed her up against the wall. "I thought they would never leave". Jake pressed his lips against MCs and she could feel his erection pressing up against her.

MC ran his hands through Jake's hair moans escaping from her mouth as Jake slid his hand over her breasts. MC couldn't hold back anymore and ran her hand up and down Jake's crotch. She unzipped his jeans and kneeled down taking Jake's length in her mouth. Jake let out a loud moan as MC sucked him off. After a few more minutes Jake told MC to stand up and he bent her over while her hands held onto the stairs. "Oh fuck Jake!! That feels so good" Jake poked the tip of his cock in MCs entrance and pushed his cock deep into MC. The more Jake moved in and out of MC the louder her moans got "FUCK JAKE!!" with a few more pushes MC cum all over Jake's cock. Jake lost control and cum deep into MC.

"Wow Jake, that was amazing you fuck me so good" Jake kissed MC on the lips and smiled "only for you baby" they went to clean themselves up and then cuddled up on the sofa. "I love you my angel" MC cuddled right up to Jake and smiled "I love you to baby"

[anintrovertedechoe]

100 reasons to love Solomon (bc MC isn’t just a sorcerer they are my God therefore they do not count):

before MC, Solomon went Solo, man 😔

he constantly has the most out of pocket lore mentioned out of nowhere (ex: yeah i became immortal by accident bc of my cooking; oh yeah i fought basically the whole devildom once; hm yeah im friends (?) with the grim reaper lol)

aspires to be the best househusband he can be

is shit at being a househusband despite his best efforts extremely powerful on purpose sure but also by accident (sent MC into the past bc of his cooking in the OG OM)

somehow pissed off the whole sorcerer’s society which is anti-establishmentarianism

he used to be an uwu baby bean before he was magical that was a scared by literally everything (as seen in nightbringer when thirteen spills his backstory) which i think is funny as shit

bro went from ‘ur daughter will be home by eight 😊’ in the og game to ‘ur daughter calls me daddy too’ in nb

his best friend (with benefits) is the most slay girl queen pussy boss fashionista in the three realms

bro pissed off the grim reaper BY ACCIDENT because of HIS COOKING 😭

he literally cares so much about humanity that he would go against everyone he knows to save it but would still doom humans as a whole if it meant make it us happy (ring of light arc w/ the night dagger)

he is delusional (his cooking) (same bestie boo)

bro pissed of barbatos and LIVED (at least for now)

somehow is able to exist around Belphegor in NB and Belphie won’t try to murder him #respect

hes a manipulative little shit

he thinks we r adorable (got me blushin n shit)

he genuinely has a bond with asmodeus (as seen in season three with him allowing the brothers to surprise us despite not thinking it’s a good idea all bc asmo asked him to keep it a secret) and idk that makes my heart soft to know he’s grown to love and care about someone other than MC especially when we find out how he didn’t give a shot about asmodeus when they first made a pact in the og timeline

hes a silly little goose

bro has learned to become a communication KING when it comes to his feelings for us #characterdevelopment

‘now get out of the way, im angry’ “and you think I’m not?”

see above (double points)

he has a mysterious and sad past and it makes him a soggy wet pathetic sad cat in my eyes (i love soggy wet pathetic sad cats btw)

that conversation with Lucifer where he is SO SURE that the brothers will learn to love us again because he thinks that we are impossible not to love

he’s so funny bro like what else can I say to prove it,,, his whole character is a comedy 😭

he’s more peepaw than even Lucifer is which is an impressive feat in itself

Bro is literally known as the shady sorcerer TELL ME that isn’t funny

“Now, now, I’m not like you demons, I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t accuse me of behaving like one. I am but a simple human, an innocent lamb. 😔😔☹️” (funniest man alive fr)

his human world fit has me screaming without the s

the fact that he almost died to summon barbatos and still did it has me curious as to why

he would most likely watch the barbie movies with us

he would probably call barbatos to watch the barbie movies with us (and asmo ofc)

after watching the barbie movies, he would most likely quote and make references to it in his everyday life. Constantly.

there’s a theory that he’s locked in the attic in NB and some variations of the theory say he was the one to lock himself in the attic which once again is the funniest shit

bro is rizzmaster69 in nb

once again HE IS SO SMOOTH?! HOW?!

he puts the fear of god into demons’ hearts simply by mentioning his presence in the kitchen

(talking about michael) “do you think he’d mind if i called him ‘Mike’?”

he’s just as much of a nerd about TSL as Levi to the point where they have a tentative friendship because of it. WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS MORE.

if he saw MC murder someone he would just go “well! where do we hide the body? :)” and he’s so real for that tbh

he is the definition of mansplain manipulate malewife (he tries to mansplain cooking to anyone who will listen)

he is the most submissive and breedable human being in the game.

he is most likely (besides asmo) the most open about his willingness to get pegged (everyone else is too shy to admit it)

he would let u call him solly wolly

do y’all remember that photo in one of the chats of him and Asmo doing face masks together? Yeah. That’s it that’s all I have to say. (someone please say I’m not hallucinating this I can’t find the picture of you have it send it to me I’m begging </3)

that solussy

pronouns in his bio on fabsnap (KING!! 🗣️💕💯)

“Mama Solomon and Papa Lucifer raise a pack of rowdy kids”

Solomon spelled backwards is Nomolos which,,, idk tbh i just wanted to point it out

his username is MonSolo what is that even supposed to mean what a loser (affectionate)

he’s a Sagittarius (I love fire signs and I’m an air sign saying this)

he likes having his chest touched during surprise guest interactions #bottom

he spills the most useless tea to you about the brothers and i think that’s so funny (“You know, Levi's actually on his SECOND goldfish named Henry." Is one of his dialogue lines if you have him on your Home Screen)

his cape is sick as fuck

bro has seventy two pacts and still wants more what a whore (affectionate)

he talks about his hometown with us in nb and it’s such a sweet and soft and vulnerable moment my heart literally melted during it

he admits that he’s jealous of the brothers’ relationship with us and tbh i alr mentioned the communication thing once before but i think being able to admit that to the one you love especially when knowing that MC loves the brothers too (romantic or platonic it doesn’t matter) is just really something worth mentioning and it made me feel for him bro

i just know he would support u in ur endeavors to wear toe socks and WOULDNT MAKE FUN OF U FOR IT UNLIKE SOME >:,( (yes this is personal)

that one head canon where his body is filled with pact marks. send tweet.

he has a pact with barbatos I CANNOT EMPHASIZE HOW IMPRESSIVE THAT IS

Barbatos willingly made a pact with him????? Like no trickery involved it’s legit bc he was impressed that Solomon summoned him and later respected him enough to make a pact with him just wow

he’s known Thirteen longer than he’s been a sorcerer which makes me love him so much more tbh

he went with to the Reaper’s Cave with the brothers even though he knows Thirteen hates visitors just to save Beel.

he saved our life how did I not mention that till now wtf

his song “Our Destiny” is a bop

one of his aliases in the wiki (by Asmo ofc) is “Mister Stiff”

i briefly mentioned this earlier but he’s literally infamous in the Celestial Realm for having taken on the entire Devildom on his own once

his reaction to being confronted on that is, and I quote, “Umm, did I…? Well, that was all a very long time ago! 😅” 💀

he wants to be all cute and domestic with us; got me giggling and kicking me feet bro

he has white hair

he’s pretty.

he needs to get his shit slonked stupid style (desperately)

HIS CHIBI IN THE DANCE BATTLES IS SO CUTE SHSNSJSJEHEHEHSNANJS

he’s such a good teacher!! he’s so supportive and genuinely wants us to learn and grow and just??? 🥺

he likes cats and there’s literally a gc with Satan, Sol, and us named Cat because of it

headcanon that you can pry out of my cold dead hands: he introduced Levi to Minecraft and plays it with him sometimes

he dislikes the ocean and that makes me super curious (but also same dude)

his food in the Surprise Guest menu (unidentified matter) is only liked by him; everyone else literally hates it and reacts badly if you give it to them 💀

HE’S SO HAPPY WHEN RAPHAEL LIKES HIS COOKING SHMSNSJEJDN 🥺

his soul drew the attention of a reaper because of how shiny it was and apparently ours is similar to? then his soul changed in a weird way and tbh I kinda want to bite it

he looks like he would listen to Megan (Thee Stallion)

HIS CARD FROM THE DAME EVENT RUFF RUFF GRR BAR BARK BARK AWOOOOOGA #zooweemama

he’s a little meow meow

he knows the tea in the brother’s household (like the Levi being on his second fish thing) all because he spends time with Asmo often enough that he tells Sol about that shit and if that isn’t fucking hilarious idk what is

he’s a magical girl u cannot change my mind.

Solomon “hates the heat more than most people, so he always stays cooped up in his room with the AC on.” (queen)

Solomon probably isn’t a capitalist

he can be big spoon or little spoon we stan

he’s the type to hug you from behind and then rock you both around a little which is so so cute

he wears crocs its canon guys i just know it

he literally bought us a shit ton of stuff like sugar daddy who????

he probably has an impressive crystal collection and he would probably give u some if u asked

he’s the type to give you little trinkets and be like ‘this made me think of you. :)’

he would do his best to pick up your half of the chores if you aren’t feeling well and he wouldn’t even say anything about it

yes he does the (horrendous) cooking, yes he does the cleaning

he’s babygirl

if you have a plushie collection he would support you in ur endeavors to add to it and might even get you some

he smells good I just know it

he gives those firm hugs that squeeze you just enough that the tension in your back melts and you melt into his chest

he’s the type to put his chin on your head while hugging you from behind

he would dance with you when you both have free time and him along to whatever’s going on

he loves MC. he loves us. he loves you. <3

Today is all about your favorite sorcerers!

The Devildom is definitely NOT still hung up over the fact that a certain sorcerer fought a war against the entirety of the Devildom by himself, and to prove it we've created this special day to celebrate him, as well as his adorable apprentice! ......and the other sorcerers as well, I guess

Please prepare an itemized list with the top 100 reasons you love your favorite sorcerer by the end of the day, or there will be dire consequences

-May 7th 2023-

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For the WIP game 🔮🌠🗣♟️

So I'm just gonna answer for the WIPs I have the most for. The Dot Duology is a slice of life fantasy about a Halfling named Dorothy Tuttle or Dot who inherits her Great Aunt’s Manor. She turns into a tavern then expands into an Inn. A Vow from the Winter Lord is about a blacksmith's daughter who makes a deal with the Faerie Lord of Winter to reforge the Staff of Winter and bring balance to the seasons. She marries him for safety and spends the year in his Court. 

🔮 A deep theme in your WIP

I think with The Dot Duology it's about the use of compassion over violence to make change. A smaller theme is the found family trope. 

In A Vow from the Winter Lord, the theme is that goals and dreams can change based on new experiences and that's okay.

🌠 MC's biggest desire

Dot starts out her pair of books wanting to transform her Great Aunt’s Manor into a tavern then an Inn. She wants to get married, run her business and have babies. Spoilers for the end of the book and its sequel. At the end of book one, she loses The Drunken Duke to a crime boss within the city. Towards the beginning she takes in a little boy and pretty much adopts him. The boy was a pickpocket for the crime boss and has allowed his wages from doing work for Dot to be enough for his payments towards his debt to him. However, Dot raises the boys wages and he doesn't tell the crime boss. Instead he's using it to gamble at one of the crime boss's businesses. The crime boss doesn't like that this little boy lied to him and has been spending money when he still has debts to pay. He threatens the boy's life. Dot negotiates it down to losing a hand and she's still not okay with that. Her love interest, a former indentured servant (an assassin turned ranger) of the crime boss, offers to go back to work for him to pay off the boy's debt. Dot refuses that too. Instead of letting her adopted son be maimed and her lover return to the life that caused him pain, she gives over her tavern. She, the boy and her lover go back to her family home in her hometown. The problem with the crime boss is that he's got the town guard in his pocket and he's too big of an issue for the guard that's not crooked and too small of a problem for the big Hero's Guild to care. The sequel follows Dot as she gets the idea to open another, smaller, guild that's meant to tackle the issues like this. The Guild of Lesser Glories. 

At the beginning of A Vow from the Winter Lord, Marian wants to move to a bigger city and open a new forge with her father. They've been saving for a while and she wants to start a new life with her father, his fiance and an older woman that has become a sorta grandmother for her. By the end of the year that follows, Marian wants to remain in the Winter Court and stay the Lady of Winter. She's fallen in love with the Court and it's people.

🗣 MC's biggest flaw

Dot's naive and she's actually a damsel in distress. Honestly, that's on purpose. She's a civilian. Dot isn't a hero in the sense of other fantasy novels. She doesn't have magic or combat skills. I wanted to write a protagonist in a fantasy novel that's a normal young woman. There are other ways that a female protagonists in fantasy can be strong.

Marian can be arrogant. She actually hurts someone's feelings pretty badly with a comment she makes. Her arrogance actually results in her getting turned into a duck for a few weeks. She's also really uncomfortable with romance, she's inexperienced with it. 

♟️WIP aesthetic 

Um... idk how to answer this one actually. Idk how to make those aesthetic mood boards sooooooo...

I'd say Tales from the Drunken Duke is a warm and cheerful tavern with a stew bubbling in the kitchen, fresh baked bread, ale being served by a Half Orc barmaid, jovial music being played by bard and poorly sung by the patrons. 

A Vow from the Winter Lord would be a peaceful forest in Winter, mountains, the northern lights and little log cabins. A blue skinned Faerie man with white hair and a freckled redhead with silver eyes. Blacksmith's tools, a forge and a stone Arch in a gray hued town in bleakest winter.

[luminous-letters]

TWST Valentines Celebration Wave 1! (Heartslabyul, Savanaclaw and Octavinelle)

~Heartslabyul~

Riddle🌹

-"Sweets are best shared with people close to you. That being said, Heartslabyul is holding a special tea party for this occasion. Please do drop by at Heartslabyul this afternoon. I look forward to having a nice chat with you over tea and cake."

Ace ♥️

-"Happy Valentines~ Hehe, you look pretty excited today. You know, my offer back then still stands~ Anyways, Trey prepared loads of sweets for us to enjoy. Hurry up though, I won't save some for you if they run out!."

Deuce ♠️

-"Happy Valentines! I rarely celebrate these sort of things... But I'm sure this time's different! It's alright if you can't make it, I can save you a few pastries that Trey made. But it's better if we could enjoy it together."

Trey ♣️

-"Happy Valentines. Hmm, I'm planning on making Red Velvet cake and a few strawberry tarts and pies. If you're not busy right now, you're welcome to help me in the kitchen."

Cater ♦️

-"A Happy Valentines from me to you!~ I've heard that there's a café that sells spicy ice cream. Pretty interesting right? The insides really Magicamable too! We can go there after the tea party's finished, my treat~"

~Savanaclaw~

Leona 🦁

-"Valentines? As if I'd celebrate something as cheesy as that, I'd rather sleep. Hah? Stop making that pitiful face it won't work on me. ...I said stop making that pitiful face. ...Sigh, fine fine I'll go. Of course a helpless herbivore such as yourself needs someone to accompany you. It's kinda cute."

Ruggie 🌼

-"Huh? Those kind of things are best suited for filthy rich brats that like wasting their money away on stuff. Eh, you're going to treat me? Well~ It's kinda bad to refuse a gift shishishi. But seriously you're too kind, it's going to bite you in the ass one day I tell you."

Jack 🐺

-"Happy Valentines, I brought you some chocolate from back home. It's really good, you can even put it in hot water to make some hot choco. Huh? There's no meaning to it... I swear! R-really it's nothing... Anyways, it's common to celebrate together. I already have a few ideas in mind. I-if you want to of course... H-hey! Don't suddenly hug me like that...! And don't mind my tail... I'm just practicing it..."

~Octavinelle~

Azul 🐙

-"Happy Valentines dear MC! Please do pay a visit to Mostro Lounge. We're serving a special Valentine-themed menu for today only! And might I add that the points from the special menu is worth more points than the normal combo meal and special drink. We could also enjoy today in private, the VIP room is already prepared."

Floyd 🦐

-"Little shrimp~ Happy Valentines! Hehe, I snuck out from work. Azul kept bossing me around! And the whole Mostro Lounge is like a pack of sardines. I heard that Valentines is a special day of love~ What do you say Little Shrimp? Let's go on a date!"

Jade 🍄

-"Oya? Today is Valentines Day, a holiday commonly celebrated by land folk. I've heard that people tend to celebrate by showing romantic gestures. I haven't thought of specific activities we could do together. After all I'd rather prefer the thrill of something unexpected. What will today have in store for the two of us, I wonder~ Well then, I'll come pick you up later tonight."

[purpleyoonn]

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P E T R I C H O R

Petrichor /ˈpeˌtrīkôr/  (noun)

“a pleasant smell that frequently accompanies the first rain after a long period of warm, dry weather.”

Summary: You had been working at Bangtan Corporation for almost two years now, and not once have you ever laid eyes on your bosses. That was, until you met them when out with some of your coworkers. Now, you almost wish you hadn’t. Almost.

Pairing: CEO BTS x Chubby MC

Genre: werewolf au, ceo au, soulmate, polyamory relationship, angst, fluff, omegaverse, a/b/o dynamics

Warnings: smut, violence, mentions of knotting, heats, ruts, workplace discrimination, fat phobia, sexism, insecurities,

Some warnings may be added to the beginning of individual chapters.

Will be updated every other Saturday at 5pm PST

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You spent some time making sure you had enough marinade for the amount of steak Jungkook grabbed for you, knowing that the boys have large appetites. You ended up having to triple your recipe, but you were more than glad you had enough to do so. While the steak was marinading for a couple hours, you worked on making the pasta from scratch, one of your favorite cooking activities.

Turning on one of your playlists on your phone, you grabbed the olive oil, eggs, flour, and salt. You sing along as you work, mixing the eggs and the flour until you got yourself a ball of dough. Separating it into four smaller squares, you let that sit covered in plastic wrap. 

You were at the sink washing your hands when a pair wrapped around your waist, their front flush against you as a small kiss was placed on your nape. Looking down, you saw the tattoos moving up Jungkook’s hand until they stopped underneath his sleeve.

“I thought you said I could help you.” He had a little whine to his words, making you smile at his tactics.

“Oh you stop it. I didn’t know if you were home or not.” Jungkook grinned as you spoke, making it seem like you were calling their home your home. He loved the sound of it. Loved the idea of coming home to you.

“Well, I am! So, my beautiful and amazing mate, I am at your service for the rest of the day.” Jungkook exclaimed as he turned you around, looking down at you with his mischievous grin.

“Oh… I think I like the sound of that.” You grin back, your hand going up to run through his hair as he grips your waist tighter. However, before anything can go further, you push him away with a teasing slap to his chest.

After the dough was ready, you had instructed Jungkook on how to do the noodles, flattening them out with the rolling pin before placing them through the handpress so the noodles would come out well.

He seemed to be doing well enough; the boys would definitely know the food was made with love. You could just hear him giggling and making sound effects for everything, making you laugh yourself. He had even thrown some left over flour at you, once he heard you laughing.

“Hiyah!” He made an elaborate hand gesture, one you recognized from the movie as he flung some flour at your head. You couldn’t help it and lunged for the flour, flinging some back at the alpha.

“Two can play at this game.” You grinned, more flour in your hand as you go to throw more, loud giggles leaving the alphas lips as he watches you.

“What are you doing in my kitchen?!” Jungkook and you turn your heads over to the entrance of the kitchen, where your two eldest mates stand still, watching the scene unfold. Your eyes widen at being caught, but then you realize they were home.

“Don’t worry, I’ll clean it up! But you two have to get out! We are making a surprise dinner for everyone.” You put on the puppy dog eyes, knowing that it would be hard to keep them out.

Jin’s mouth was wide open, staring at you in shock, kicking him out of his own kitchen. He began spluttering, going from asking why he had to leave to wanting to know if he could help. He wasn’t used to others being in the kitchen, and he saw the way Jungkook was passing the dough through the noodle hand press, making him nervous.

“Nope!” You shook your head, moving forward and placing a quick kiss on Jin’s lips, your arms already pushing him by the chest until he was out of the kitchen. When you turned back around, Yoongi was standing by the grill, leaning over it.

“Hey! That means you too!” You rush over, tugging him by the back of his jacket. Yoongi grunts at your actions, his gummy smile on his face as he lets you drag him out. Jungkook just waves enthusiastically at them, noodles waving in the air as he does so.

[stargaziingg]

Hi, could I have some headcanons of the om!brothers with a Baker!MC, please? 🥰

I really love your writing!! 💞

om!brothers and baker!mc

a/n: aH thank you!!! also no idea why this took so long to write, im literally a baker??

pairings: demon brothers x gn!mc

warnings: none, i think

lucifer

⇾ if you like baking, lucifer doesn’t mind. the house of lamentation’s kitchen is a great place for such a thing—so long as you clean up after yourself. it’s his one rule for you, really. the last thing he wants is to wake up to a mess, alright?

⇾ he’ll also remind you to try not to let his brothers boss you around too much with their various baking requests. he, of course, doesn’t have any requests. but if you felt so inclined to make him something…

⇾ it’s fairly often that you’ll find lucifer holed up in his study, hard at work, late into the night. times like these, you like to bring him something to eat even if it is just some sweet treats. it’s better than nothing and you know lucifer’ll neglect to eat otherwise

⇾ don’t expect any help in the kitchen, however. it’s not that lucifer won’t, he’s just often too busy to have the time. but he’s more than willing to buy whatever you’d need, least he can do—especially if it’d make you happy

mammon

⇾ you’re a baker? so what? (he says, caring deeply) honestly, there’s not a thing about you that doesn’t make mammon love you more somehow. like, you can bake? you baked these cookies? well he guesses they’re pretty good…

⇾ he’s always insanely impressed by the things you make, though he tries not to show it. he fails miserably however and he tends to just boast about your baking. his human’s talented, why shouldn’t he say something?!

⇾ when you inevitably bake some cookies and tell him you baked them with him in mind, he loses it a little. him? you baked these for him? well, of course you did… and he’s just very blushy about it. you should bake for him more often if he’s going to react like this

⇾ occasionally he’ll help you out in the kitchen and he’s surprisingly pretty helpful. he’s so busy hanging onto your every word it’s easy for him to get distracted, but he still knows how many cups of flour you asked for. and he’s happy to help because it’s time spent with you

leviathan

⇾ you’d almost be surprised how many animes he’s watched that are pretty much entirely about baking. and the food always looks so good too! so, he’s quite enthused to find out that you’re something of a baker

⇾ although it takes him awhile to ask, eventually he’ll be asking if you could maybe try making some of the treats from his favorite shows. he just thinks it’d be so cool and maybe even fun if you’d let him help—

⇾ though, levi’s not too good in the kitchen. his knowledge is primarily from television anyhow. still, he’s happy to listen to you explain everything and he’s still eager to try and help!

⇾ whatever you make, he loves. if you’ve tried your hand at something from his latest anime, it’s even better. maybe it’s because you made it, but it’s way better than he could have even imagined

satan

⇾ he’s never much cared for being in the kitchen. of course, whenever it’s his turn to make dinner, he does it without complaint (for the most part) but it’s not exactly one of his favorite ways to spend time

⇾ until he met you. spending time with you is something satan can’t get enough of and if helping you bake means getting to be with you, so be it. and fortunately, he’s not bad in the kitchen.

⇾ honestly, he’s really helpful. he’ll get the ingredients ready beforehand and he’s someone who cleans up as you go, so there’s hardly ever a mess. and he always enjoys anything you bake, especially when it’s been made together

⇾ what he really loves though is finding new recipes for the two of you to try and make together. it’s something new for the both of you that way, and then you’ll get to try it together. it’s a new experience and he loves sharing new experiences with you

asmodeus

⇾ he absolutely adores the fact you bake. mainly because anytime you make something, it’s surely devilgram worthy and he can’t resist posting about your latest creations

⇾ actually, you’d probably find a devilgram acc solely dedicated to anything you bake. asmo is nothing if not supportive and posting about the heart-shaped cookies you made is merely something he HAS to do

⇾ hopefully you never need any help in the kitchen though because he’s…not the best. this is not how he wants to be getting his hands dirty, you understand, right? plus, he JUST got his nails done

⇾ he still loves watching you though. he didn’t know someone could be so beautiful when they were just whisking eggs, but you do. expect a few candid photos

beelzebub

⇾ oh. now, it’s not love at first sight or anything but the first time you bake something, beel’s practically beaming. the house of lamentation was really missing a baker, in his opinion

⇾ you end up baking things purely with him in mind sometimes. you have to. whether it means making a double batch or just one batch, but it’s all for him, you do. but you enjoy baking, so you don’t mind too much

⇾ the look on beel’s face when you hand him a full tray of brownies and tell them they’re all his, is truly incomparable. he still offers you one, however, as thanks

⇾ he likes to make requests from time to time, which gives you plenty ideas of what to make in the kitchen. beel also likes to join you while you bake, but he’s not much help since he likes to go for the batter

⇾ your baking becomes one of his favorite foods

belphegor

⇾ he doesn’t outwardly care all that much. you bake, and you’re good at it. is there more he needs to say? he’s not beelzebub, after all. but he does enjoy seeing how much beel likes you and your baking

⇾ but when you bake him something, even just a single cupcake, that is his. he won’t eat it right away, saving it for later, but if one of his brothers so much as looks at it—! maybe it’s weird to get possessive over something as simple as a danish, but you made it. for him, no less.

⇾ occasionally, when his head is in your lap and he’s on the brink of falling asleep, you’ll hear him lazily ask when you plan on making those…cookies? chocolate cookies, he thinks, he can’t remember. they were good and he simply wants them again. and well. it’s hard to refuse when he’s snuggled in your lap like this.

⇾ he’ll be no help in the kitchen, but at the very least, he’ll come with you to buy the ingredients. and the smell of any of your baked goods is one of the few things able to rouse him from his sleep

[rainiishowers]

Obey Me Incorrect Quotes

A/N: I have a weird obsession with incorrect quotes so here are a few for Obey Me. I'm not sure how accurate these would be but oh well I collected these over times, some of them aren't really incorrect quotes but hey, I can turn probably everything into one. ------- Mammon:  I hate when I misplace my glasses because I am forced to walk around like I'm suspicious of everything. MC: *glares and points at the cabinet* What about you, cabinet, sketchy piece of shit, did you take them? - Leviathan: Bloodborn is just Dark Souls but wet. Everyone: .... Lucifer: ...Pardon? Leviathan: Dark Souls is defined by its absence of anything resembling life. Miyazaki made a world so almost utterly devoid of growth or flourishing at all. Everything is in the final stages of rot and decay, reduced to the cracking skeleton of what it once was. Not just metaphorically, the stone and grass and trees and just.. everything about it is so terribly dry. Beelzebub: Levi-- Leviathan: BLOODBORN THOUGH? Bloodborn is dripping, sopping wet. The stone in central Yharnam? Wet. The bosses? Wet. The weapons? Wet. The combat? Wet. The plot points? WET. The way it's so utterly obsessed with liquid, fresh death, gore and a city in the midst of ruin, rather than having died off long ago? FUCKING W E T  Asmodeus: What happened? MC: Introducing Levi to those games may of been a bad idea- - Mammon: Sensory overload is really like, sorry I can't hear you over my shirt tag being itchy, those two strands in my face, the pot boiling in the kitchen, one of my shoe laces being undone, the music in my brothers room, the AIR and my own brain trying to remember to buy jewelry! MC: I can't talk, I have socks on - MC: *Cuddling the twins* Pfft- Beel, are you kissing my knuckles, that's so-- STOP LICKING MY RING POP- - Belphegor: You are the best twin I can ask for and I would do anything for you Beelzebub: I want you to eat at least three meals a day and stop trying to murder Lucifer.. Belphegor: Absolutely not. - Solomon: I am the most responsible in the group Luke: But you set the kitchen on fire!! Solomon: Yes, and I take full responsibility for that - Lucifer: I'm having salad for dinner MC: Wait seriously? Lucifer: ..Actually it's more so grapes Lucifer: Okay it's all grapes MC: Wha-- Lucifer: Fermented grapes Lucifer:  MC: Is it wine? Lucifer: It's wine. Lucifer: I'm going to have wine for dinner - Luke: *To Simeon and Solomon* Can we go to a haunted house this year? I want to try it.. Solomon: What's wrong with the one we have now?? Luke: Wait- WHAT?! Solomon: Goodnight! - Asmodeus: Look, we're under a mistletoe~ MC: *looks up* Asmo, that's.. not a mistletoe.. Later that night MC: *wakes up at 4am* OH MY DIAVOLO HE WAS FLIRTING WITH ME - MC: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars! Belphegor: I love stargazing but if anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life. - Simeon: You often use humor to deflect trauma.. Mammon: Thanks Luke: We didn't say that was a good thing- Mammon: What I'm hearing is, ya think I'm funny - Satan: Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Mammon: Your text told me to satanize the house before you two returned. Lucifer: Lucifer He wrote SANITIZE, Mammon. - Belphegor: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon Beelzebub: A... spear? Belphegor:  - Asmodeus: I actually have a black belt. Solomon: In what, karate? Asmodeus: No, from Majolish. - Asmodeus: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me Mammon: Okay, but in my defense, Belphie bet me 50 grimm I couldn’t drink all your shampoo. Asmodeus: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?! MORE IMPORTANTLY MY SHAMPOO??? - Beelzebub: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'? Satan: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated- Mammon: Smad. - Mammon:  If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all

invited Lucifer: If?? Levi: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and he might not even die. - Belphegor:  Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it. MC: Belphie, no-- Satan: Mistlefoe. Lucifer: Please stop encouraging him. - Mammon: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys Asmodeus: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap! Satan, who got pissed off just recently: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes! MC: Self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting. Satan: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands. - MC: You are an absolute dork. Mammon, singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork! MC: *sighs* Yeah, you're my dork.

[when-life-gives-you-lemons-if]

What would a domestic life with the ROs be like? Like in the future where they live together and all?

Oh, I like that one.

Ima use their last name just for ease of reference.

The neighbor: I can picture Mattos and MC baking in the kitchen together, while the kid helps them out. Giggling, smiling, laughing having a good time. Knowing how messy Mattos can be when they bake, I'm sure MC will always have to play rock-paper-scissors to know which one of them will be doing the dishes.

Mattos also love cooking so whenever MC gets home, food would be ready. Mattos would encourage MC to go along with some night jogging. Or if MC is into running, they would run together and participate in 5K event. There would be some short walk to the park to play with Raccoon and the kid, and of course Mattos' parent would be visiting every once a month.

The boss/coworker: This one is a bit spoilery, but MC will meet with Green's father. He is a delight to be around and occasionally cracks some dad jokes. So I can picture him visiting MC and Green, and being the absolute best grandfather for the kid. Green loves to travel, so MC should expect some couple gateway weekend, or just a family gateway weekend with the 3 of them. Green would want the kid to attend the best schools, so maybe private school or boarding school for the kid when they get a little older.

Some bi-weekly date nights is also to be expected, and when they are home, they would have game night such as playing monopoly, or scrabble, or simply enjoy a good movie with some pop-corn.

The ex/friend. Barlow doesn't cook, so MC will have to do the cooking. They also don't clean, but would prefer to pay money to get a maid or house cleaner who would come around twice a week to clean the house.

After work, they will make sure to always bring home some take-out food for the family. It could be some pizza, chicken wings, or a good salad. They would have a day dedicated to MC's signature food. (Spoiler that's also Barlow's favorite food).

That food that MC cooks for the kid, MC used to cook in way back when and Barlow sorta got addicted to it, and as a couple they would dedicate a day of the week where it's (MC-signature-food-Friday!) or (MC-signature-food-Tuesday!)

Barlow can be awkward when around kids so they would always try to buy the kid toys or ice cream just to get the kid to love them, and MC would occasioanly yell at them to not do that. 😅 Overall they would be a great couple, I feel like a grumpy MC would work best with Barlow, as they are the type of partner who gets on your nerves just to get a reaction out of you.

Fiffer has been a single parent for quite sometimes and even though they are young and has no idea what they doing, they are kind of a very good parent. But I feel like with MC, Fiffer would become more mature. They would have someone else to share their doubts and concerns with when it comes to raising a child. Like having someone to count on, and someone to go home to in addition to Amari. I can't wait to dive into Fiffer's backstory. 😭 They would be in charge of doing laundry, dishes, would also cook MC breakfast in bed. Really, they don't mind getting their hands dirty at doing the little stuff.

At night, once all the kids are in bed, they would have that little ritual of showering with MC just to get naughty in the shower.

The teacher: The Monroe family is huge so the kid will have plenty of other kids to play with. Monroe's sister is named Diane and she has 4 kids age from 4 to 10 years old. Monroe's parent are also still alive and they have been together for over 50 years, they married in their 20s and now are in their 70s.

I can imagine that Monroe would want MC and the kid to be as happy. Expect lots of family gatherings, picnics, some rock climbing, which is Monroe's favorite pastime.

I can picture MC and Monroe at home sitting the sofa legs locked, while MC finishes typing a report for a project and Monroe is grading some Math test for the class. 😅

As date night: some poetry reading events, or open mic events. They might not look like it but Monroe is very bookish, and love to read and learn stuff.

For the other thing--- the stay away from the teacher---thing, if MC wants to Monroe will take them to the BDSM club that they are part of. And at night when the kids are asleep, well it's play time with MC's fav DOM.

PS: Please don't send me ask about how ROs would react when they get their first child or second child yet! because I'm not ready for that amount of fluff!!!! 💕

[x3kristax3]

Eternal Love

Chapter 2

It's been a week since that morning I came home. It's been seven days and who knows how many hours since he left me. My heart aches in ways I can't even describe. Jessy has stopped by making sure I eat and cleaning up. She finally got me to talk the other night and we drowned ourselves in wine and ice cream while watching horror movies. I haven't told Dan yet and I know that conversation was coming tonight as it was the night he and Jessy always came around to have fun.

I manage to get out of bed and move to the couch with my laptop. I have never been more grateful for this job than I am now. It allows me to work from home and as long as I tell my boss in advance no video chats. I just told him I was sick but still able to work. Eventually I know that isn't going to work but it's been a blessing this week.

I keep checking my phone all day hoping for something from him. Something to explain but still nothing. Instead I have a text from Lilly, I curse her under my breath. She only wants to talk to see how he is.

Lilly: MC, everything okay? We haven't heard from him or you.

MC: No everything isn't okay and please stop talking to me only to find out how he is. He left me a week ago and told me to move on.

MC: I'm gonna say you and Hannah should do the same thing and just forget him!

I sign off just as fast as I send that message and I'm glad it's the end of the day. I head into the kitchen and grab the Jack Daniels and take a drink from the bottle. It burns going down but at least it's a feeling. I hear the door unlock as Jessy has a key. 

"I don't know why you didn't knock like we always do" Dan states.

I sigh, I hope she doesn't tell him why. I turn around with the bottle still in my hand and I see them in the doorway.

"Hey don't start the fun without me" Dan laughs.

I smile the best I can and he instantly knows something is wrong.

"Still nothing?" My red haired best friend asks and I shake my head while taking another drink.

"What is going on?" Asks Dan.

"Jake is gone," I say, looking away from him. He wraps his arms around me. He's finally started walking again after the accident and I just cry into his chest.

"We will make you forget all about him," Dan says, lifting my head up. I lean against him not being able to say anything. 

I was expecting an 'I told you he was bad news' or something along those lines from Dan but he instantly goes into best friend mode.

Jessy grabs out all the junk food she has brought over and we make a table top on the bar between that and different alcohol. These two know exactly what I need after having my heartbroken by the man I thought was my forever. 

We pile on the couch and throw in movies after movies. I remember taking a silly picture of us but I don't do anything with it.

Jakes POV:

It's been seven days and 16 hours since I left her. I never wanted to fall in love but she did it. She made me fall in love with her. 

Tonight I'm in an abandoned warehouse tracking my pursuers. Sleep has not been my friend in a while and this last week has been worse. Everytime I close my eyes I see her smile, her sleeping. I feel her curled up against me afraid to lose me.

You see when I told her my location I knew what was going to happen. I knew she wouldn't let go of me but I needed to see her and feel her touch and kisses one more time before I broke her heart. Those hazel eyes as she spun around were full of love and feeling safe.

I knew I could never be HER safe haven. I also know she would give up everything for me if I so much as hinted at it.

I couldn't bring her into this world, more than I already had. She needed to live her life normally, before she got dragged into finding Hannah and falling in love with me. She needs a normal future, one not on the constant run. I have no idea when I can give her that and I knew it from the start. 

You see she's the good girl, the girl every guy wants. I'm troubled, she knew that but still fell. It's the typical good girl who falls in love with the bad boy. What the normal story doesn't tell is how the bad boy fell in love with her, but just wanted to keep her safe.

I hear my phone go off and I look and it's Lilly. I hadn't reached out and I wasn't planning on going until I knew I was safe. I sigh as I open the location on MC. I have to make sure they aren't tracking her. She's at home like she has been since she entered back in. I could pull up her webcam but it would just break my heart. I do follow her social media but lately she hasn't been posting but I keep a watch.

I see a photo pop up, which is odd at the time. It's a photo of her, Jessica, and Daniel curled up on the couch with drinks. I read the caption and my heart breaks.

When your world is falling apart, you can't ask for more than best friends, Jack Daniels, and lots of junk food.

The photo looks odd then I realize it's taken at night and it's now the next morning… eight days since I saw her smile at me, even in her sleep.

I set Nymos up and lean back on the couch trying to catch some sleep hoping she doesn't haunt my dreams.

[xxsycamore]

Hello! Thanks for allowing me to request ahead of time, hehe!💖💖 Kisses on the cheek from Napoleon for everyone single fic you've written! You've been feeding us well this year! So, here's my request!

Mitsuhide(Ikemen Sengoku) X MC + Snowed in during a holiday getaway(December 4th)

I hope you'll have fun writing this one!

Can't wait to get all melted under my favourite kitsune warlord, hehe

F-For every single one?! 😳😳😳 Now, I would get distracted and I’ll never get done with this challenge.......!!! Thank you so much for the kind words, it’s my pleasure to provide with all those fics, and I’ll definitely continue to do so in the next year! Can’t wait for all future events ahh!! 💗💗💗 I hope you enjoy this one, dear Mys! Thank you for always having killer ideas. I remember you loving CEO Nobunaga, so maybe I gave him a little cameo here... 👀👀 This was my reason for making this whole thing into a modern AU, as well as to put Mitsuhide in a black turtleneck, I just had to. I can’t believe that there actually is a card out there like that! Happy holidays, sending lots of hugs! 🎄🎇🎇

Blizzard Incoming [ MITSUHIDE X MC SMUT ] 

Rating: E

Word count: 954

Tags:  Modern AU; Not wearing underwear; Slight exhibitionism kink; Vaginal sex 

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Part of ‘Tis the Season for Smut 2.0 Content Creation Challenge, hosted by @voltage-vixen  [DAY 1] [DAY 2] [DAY 3]

DAY 4 - Snowed in during a holiday getaway

"It's great that your boss gave you his villa to use during the holidays, but does it have to be the deadliest, most secluded place high in the mountains?! Is he sending us here to die??"

"He is sending us here to have fun."

Mitsuhide brings his alcohol-spiked hot beverage to his lips again, raising his eyebrows as the implication of his words settles in.

Of course, it could be interpreted in various ways, and frankly, having fun is exactly what they've been doing since coming here. In one way or another. Like digging out the cardboxes filled with Christmas decorations that Nobunaga mentioned about - and therefore, putting them up around the cozy little place. And also having sex in the meanwhile. A lot of sex.

While the snow continues to pile outside, blocking the front door, the snowfall soon ceases to be only a nice little addition to the romantic atmosphere. Mitsuhide already phoned to let his people know - the connection dying up on him midway - positive that the situation is not as bad as MC is making it sound like. Having such a worrywart of a girlfriend, it's a given that sooner or later her blanket-covered pacing-around form would end up on his arms for a comforting hug. Mitsuhide would be lying if he said that he's not enjoying all of this, in his own way, with the harmless occasional teasing.

"Doesn't it feel a little like we're the only ones in the world?"

The words come in a whisper that fans over the babyhairs on her neck, sending a shiver all over. Resisting the stimulation, MC pouts at what he says, fighting the urge to pinch at his arm. Especially when he casually rests his hands on her butt, turning the hug into a not-so-innocent one.

"Not bothering to put on panties anymore, are we?"

MC can't help it but smile mischievously at being found out, quickly changing her mind about disliking where this is going. As long as it keeps her distracted from the possible disaster that they got themselves in…

"Mmm-hmm, we're the only ones here after all, like you said… I could as well walk around only in this blanket, no?"

Mitsuhide huffs out a small laugher, shoving his face in her neck and meeting her warm skin with his bare teeth. That's right, he could do whatever he wants to her, mark her as much as he wants to, make love to her without hurrying for anywhere at all.

He easily scoops her up in his arms, to place her on the kitchen counter, hands beginning to caress all-over in a teasing manner. MC tirelessly chases after his mouth, time and time again in order to make something proper and deeper out of his chaste kisses. She tugs and pulls at his black turtle neck, wishing for him to take the hint and give her more of himself already. It only earns her another dirty remark about how impatient she is.

If it takes her to turn around and bend herself over the counter, hands generously spreading her asscheeks for him, in order to finally get fucked good, then so be it. Golden gaze sharpens to take in the sight of her, toes barely touching the floor and bottom all on display for him, and the sly smirk spreads on his lips. She doesn't have to wait for long - in seconds, the slow, delicious drag of his perfect cock stretches her hole in the best way possible, and an eager moan escapes her lips.

"Say my name, little one."

"M-Mitsuhide—…"

"Just like that, louder. Let it all out, scream if you must. Don't hold back anything."

Oh, does that feel good to hear. In a manner she'd always secretly wished for, a sultry sequence of overly-eager moans spill from her, speaking volumes of how he truly makes her feel. With his cock buried to the hilt inside and seemingly reaching deeper and deeper on every thrust, she screams his name, pleading him to fuck her even harder. Though, Mitsuhide has to remind her, he's always aware of all she wants. Her body always has its ways to let him know, with or without these dirty words.

"G-gods, why does this villa has to be covered whole in windows…"

Without faltering for a second from his steady, fast pace, Mitsuhide grins. The fact that such a thing still manages to send a tingle of embarrassment down her core, it's just terribly cute. Doesn't she know that she is only for his eyes to see right now?

It only gives him a devious idea. Pulling out from her hot, snug hole, the few seconds being disconnected from her feel like torture, but it would only be that more rewarding in the end. He easily turns her around in his arms, grabbing her bottom and leaving her with no choice but to grab for purchase around his neck and yelp as she is being lifted off the kitchen counter. And before she knows it, the cool glass presses slightly against her shoulderblades, and another yelp escapes her - more of a whine, this time around - at the realization. Mitsuhide adds to the pleasure-entwined shock by piercing her core once again with his cock. It feels as if he is even deeper inside at this angle, and the coldness of the glass soon is a mere memory in the face of the burning hotness of their endeavor. Of course, the fact that she is pressed up to a floor-length window remains there - as if to spike her pleasure with that same tingle of embarrassment that showed up earlier.

And just beyond it, the snow keeps falling from the skies with no end…

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[nabesthetics]

MC getting the guys + Asra flowers 💐

A HC request from @sociallyacceptable that has been sitting in my inbox for over a month because I am like that :’B Muri’s is a bit different, but I got the idea and couldn’t just let it go, alright Also yes I did go overboard a bit by adding plot, what about it

FLUFF TIME. It’s just a tiny bit suggestive in a couple of places, but it’s all PG, I promise.

💙 Asra 💙

The Apprentice gets the bouquet on a whim.

They spot a flower stall at the market while shopping for spices and some ingredients for the shop; one of the arrangements, a mix of deep purple and pastel violet remind them of Asra and Faust at the same time.

On the way back, the MC adds a couple of enchantments to the flowers, to both make them last longer and leave a little personal touch: some of the blooms end up sparkling as if the live petals were made out of delicate amethyst crystals.

Asra is conjuring something in the kitchen when they return home; hearing the front door closing, he starts his regular playful banter without turning from the stove.

Faust sees the MC enter the kitchen first, popping her head up from Asra’s shoulder and blepping in greeting.

“Pretty!”

“Mmhm, they sure are Fa- oh.”

His surprise quickly gives place to delight, and moments later he’s pulling MC into a kiss.

They just can’t help but make him fall in love all over again every day, huh?

But if they say a cheesy line about the color of his eyes, he will tease them a bit for that, even if he is blushing at the same time and already tucking one of the sparkling flowers into their hair.

Everything else is forgotten for the rest of the day, he just wants to turn all of his attention to them, grateful to the universe for being able to hold them as much as they wish.

(He probably ended up burning whatever he was cooking, though)

The bouquet will stay in the bedroom, just for the three of them to see.

They have to go and get Faust her own flower basket the next day, because she wants to sleep in the flowers.

Asra puts his own spell on one of MC’s enchanted flowers, to complete its transformation into ice-like lavender crystal, preserved in time and kept as another memory that he would like to remember.

❤️ Julian ❤️

Unfortunately, Love Festival tends to be a very busy day at both the shop and the clinic.

While MC handles the expected influx of demand for pretty magical trinkets, Julian has to deal with the over-enthusiastic lovebirds who end up at the clinic after trying to “spice things up”; it is entertaining most of the time, but also means that the two have to be apart all day, to Julian’s great dismay.

He swears that he’ll try to make it home before dinner.

They both know that he likely won’t.

So around midday, MC closes the shop for a while and heads to the numerous festival stalls.

And in the first minutes of Julian’s lunch break, they dramatically show up in his office with a no less dramatic crimson bouquet, nearly making the poor doctor spill his (third cup of) coffee all over himself and the papers he’s been working on.

He’s having troubles processing it.

“H-hello, darling, did you- ah, I mean- are those... foooor me?”

He almost adds an “are you sure” in there before his brain catches up.

Once it does, he grins and hurries to get up from his desk and sweep the MC off their feet, sending them laughing.

He’s deeply touched and somewhat sheepish: for all his theatrics and love of cheesy romantic gestures, this man will never get used to being on the receiving end.

Oh how he loathes the fact that he doesn’t have the time to thank them properly right there and then; stealing their breath with a kiss will have to do for now.

The flowers are definitely enchanted - Julian can barely take care of cacti - and will stay in his office once MC fetches a vase from their shop next door; he may or may not tear up just a bit while looking at them at some point.

He does make it to dinner, by the way - other workers at the clinic practically kick their boss out because he’s overworking as it is - and takes the MC to a lovely evening in the city.

💚 Muriel 💚

It’s been a long project, with the hardest part being keeping Muriel in the dark about it; MC managed to talk Inanna into helping.

Finally, when everything’s ready, they “go for a walk” in the forest together, with MC leading them to their secret spot.

A small clearing in the forest has been transformed into a colorful island of flowers. Carnations and wild primroses from the depths of the palace garden; a few plants from the Heart’s clearing, their soft glow visible even during the day; and of course, forget-me-nots and MC’s own favorite flowers.

There’s enough space to walk freely between the flower patches, and few charms decorate the surrounding trees, keeping the plants flourishing and covering the area with a blanket of calm, peaceful aura.

Muriel freezes on the edge of the clearing, stunned, looking over the carefully selected plants and then turning to MC with a silent question in his eyes.

It’s been a year since the two of them confessed their love to each other, they explain. So they wanted to create something special, to remind of that moment.

There’s a blush on his cheeks as his expression softens into a smile.

“...you never stop surprising me. Thank you.”

He leans down for a kiss, softly at first, then picks them up to kiss them like he did a year ago.

Really, the only reason he doesn’t take it further is that Inanna is right there, somehow looking very pleased with herself before she trots into the clearing to lay down next to a wild lavender patch.

They stay there for the entire evening, enjoying each other’s company.

Muriel teaches MC how to make flower crowns, and doesn’t try to take his off this time; Inanna ends up with a flower necklace as well.

They head back home when the stars above match the shining flowers scattered throughout the clearing.

That place becomes one of their favorite spots for years to come, with them maintaining and modifying it together.

🤍 Lucio 🤍

Lucio “I should be showering YOU with gifts!” Morgasson isn’t as used to receiving gifts as one might expect.

Oh, there were many people trying to get in his good graces through expensive gifts back in his Count years, but those were basically expected grandiose bribes, really; never a simple genuine gesture of affection.

Lucio himself goes strongly overboard with gifts at any given opportunity, and that does sometimes include flowers - or at the very least petals on the bed, he’s that kind of guy.

MC figures that “revenge” is long overdue.

It takes a little while to turn that idea into reality, but finally, after completing a few rather intense contracts in a row, the two go back to Vesuvia for a week to catch up with others and take a break from adventuring, with Nadia letting them stay in MC’s guest bedroom.

After sleeping in, Lucio wakes up to an empty bed and the intense smell of vanilla and chocolate in the room.

There’s a plate of freshly baked cookies on the desk, clearly not the “typical palace type”; it’s a pleasant surprise, if slightly confusing - but he is alright with being slightly confused with a cookie in his mouth.

That’s when MC quietly opens the door, beams upon seeing that he’s up, and enters with a bouquet of white, yellow and orange flowers in their hands.

The absolutely dumbfounded mid-chew expression on his face is fascinating to watch, as his eyes dart from the flowers to MC and then to the walls: there are a few seconds of badly concealed panic as Lucio frantically tries to recall what date it is, did he forget something, are they expecting something in return and he’s not ready-

Then, that one slightly wavering grin, “Gooood morning. What’s the occasion, dove?”

“The occasion is that I love you.”

How dare.

Well, good thing that the bed is right here, because he really doesn’t know how else to deal with this situation.

The flowers stay on the desk for the rest of the week, and Lucio turns pink every time he spots them.

He soon figures out how to deal with the situation, though; little does MC know that they just started a gift war.