#lou-buttons

[enigma-absolute]

I don’t know you so imma ask basic questions! Favorite book? Favorite movie? Favorite food? Favorite animal?

Favourite book:

-glances back at years of reading- well uhhhh. Hmm. That’s a tough one because even a DNFs have been great to read, I just didn’t have time to. I think my favourite thus far is actually one about the brain from Dr Caroline Leaf - unexpected for an animation graduate like myself, but having a scientific family lineage I think helped me bc I somehow managed to understand most of it?

Or, a very pretty comic adaptation of The Magician’s Nephew I read when I was 7. The artwork just permeates in my mind permanently no matter what.

Favourite movie:

Oof, that’s a good one. The childhood says either Winnie the Pooh (1972) or Prince of Egypt, the current day says Prince of Egypt or Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse.

“But they’re all animated--!”

I’m biased.

Favourite Food:

You’re asking me, a woman of Romanian diaspora, raised around several rounds of food from two multicultural nations (NZ and Aus), this??????

In all seriousness, if I HAD to pick, I think I’d have to go for coconut jelly (Asian-style, I recall my favourite being from a Yum Cha so Chinese I believe??) or the modified box brownie recipe I had a thing for when the pandemic was still in the rough stages. You add marshmallow fluff, choccy chips, a bit of milk, mini marshmallows and more flour to balance out the wet ingredients. Look, if my brother who isn’t a fan of sugar likes this, I know it’s good.

Favourite Animal:

OUGH. Tough one. I’m more inclined to felines but wolves are personal to me and I love them dearly. A friend of mine who’s a furry also assigned me a Marten fursona once (though they concluded wolf too), so it’s gonna land between several cats (wild and domesticated), wolves and pine martens.

[buckevantommy]

excuse you??????????

[firehose118]

it’s not funny anymore, I need him back 😭

{link to his original post}

[grandfloridbigtallman]

ilove this promo image.awesome

[brionbroadway]

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married people really do have their own language 

[powersofdarkness]

compilation of "tactical-yorbie-equivalents" so far:

-> Ally's tactical yorbies is Fabian & Gorthalax's discussion of gender being a three-dimensional space

-> Emily's tactical yorbies is SHRIMP !!!

[oldshowbiz]

Video Store Trash

[voxphantasma]

i would like to formally thank bethany d20closet for enabling my "dressing like d20 men" ways 🫶

[IMAGE ID'S: four photos of me, next to four screenshots from the dimension 20 fantasy high junior year trailer (one of of lou wilson and three of brian murphy). i'm wearing the same shirts as lou (a short sleeve white zip up with a tiger and plants of it) and murph (a short sleeve dark blue polo with red/yellow vertical stripes, a short sleeve grey button up with a flower pattern, and a short sleeve beige polo with brown/yellow/red horizontal stripes) / END ID'S]

[mx-myth]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 莲花楼 | Mysterious Lotus Casebook (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Di Feisheng & Fang Duobing, Di Feisheng & Wu Yan, Fang Duobing & Wu Yan, Di Feisheng & Fang Duobing & Wu Yan, Di Feisheng/Fang Duobing, Di Feisheng/Wu Yan, Di Feisheng/Fang Duobing/Wu Yan, Di Feisheng & Huli Jing, Fang Duobing & Huli Jing Characters: Di Feisheng, Fang Duobing, Wu Yan (Mysterious Lotus Casebook), Huli Jing (Mysterious Lotus Casebook), He Xiaohui, He Xiaofeng, Zhan Yunfei Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Amnesia, Pre-Relationship, Pre-Slash, Grief/Mourning, Slow Burn, llh is haunting the narrative but not like actively, jlq is mentioned, Found Family, Trauma, idk about wuxia historical details. sorry if there's inaccuracies, Literal Sleeping Together, an appearance of two oc lesbian npcs I had to make up, Getting to Know Each Other, Intimacy, Trust, Domestic, Soft, Caretaking, How Do I Tag, Love, Food as a Metaphor for Love, everything as a metaphor for love honestly, everything is a metaphor, Travel, su xiaoyong is mentioned, Ambiguous/Open Ending, Light Angst, Self-Discovery, what then., Devotion, what happens if you lose yourself and discover how loved you were (are) in the meantime

Summary:

When he wakes he is cold. The wind is howling and the clothes he’s wearing are all damp. The ground is lumpy and hard beneath him, and for a moment or two he just lays there.

When he holds his palm up he discovers cuts, scabbed over but reopened, sluggishly bleeding. There are characters carved into the skin - find Fang Duobing. The blood leaks down his palm, blurring the lines.

Or, an amnesia story.

(The dfs amnesia au I’ve been talking about since forever is finally posted. Sorry again that the title is so danmei. It is what it is.)

[talktonytome]

I’ve never put the block button to more use than rn!

[v-enable]

*ੈ✩‧ nsfw headcanons ;

cate blanchett characters (wlw)

- afab partner - they/them pronouns.

carol aird (carol, 2015)

- not a big fan of toys, she believes that skin contact is much more intimate and meaningful.

- ceo of scissoring and eating pussy.

- master in guiding masturbation.

- fingers her partner once in a while, not always because she likes to keep her nails long.

- will take advantage of her long nails and skillful mouth to mark her partner with scratches and hickeys. she'll say it wasn't on purpose, but it actually was.

- she won't admit it but she's extremely possessive, and that's why she's loves to leave her marks.

- she praises and sweet talks to her partner all the time, making sure they know how much she loves them.

- definitely a top, but a bottom for abby.

- not necessarily horny 24/7, but will certainly provoke her partner every chance she gets.

- basically vanilla, but never gets her partner bored in bed because they're always trying new positions and ways to make love.

- yes, making love (not fucking because she's a gentleman)

lou miller (ocean's 8, 2018)

- KINKY AS FUCK!!!

- likes to be called daddy.

- always wears a strap-on when she goes out with her partner, so she can fuck them in public.

- loves to punish partner with butt spankings just to see their flesh getting red to her hard strokes.

- overstimulates partner with vibrators until they're crying and begging her to stop.

- squeezes partner's throat just to see their desperate facial expressions.

- not ashamed to be vocal in bed, always blessing partner with her deep voice moans.

- her love language is talking dirty and degrading (and expensive gifts ofc)

- a top. period.

lydia tár (tár, 2022)

- 100% top and dom.

- loves to receive strap-on blowjobs and asks her partner to spit it wet so it slides well inside their pussy.

- obsessed with rhythm, so she will always be consistent with her pace (especially if it's playing background music, she'll stroke by the tempo of it).

- not really kinky, but always rough.

- "what would've you be without me, baby? poor you."

- WILL spank partner with a violin bow at the minor inconvenience.

- likes to be called daddy, master, etc...

- adores partner's thighs and will often use them as pillow.

- likes to hear her partner sounds, that's why she never say no to a phone sex session (wich she'll probably be secretly recording).

lady tremaine (cinderella, 2015)

- will treat parter as a slave in bed (maybe not only there).

- 100% dom, mostly power bottom, but also tops.

- face slaps and hair pulling = ♡

- feet kink unironnically.

- penetrates strange random objects into her partner's vagina because it's funny.

- forces partner to suck her fingers, toes and eat cum (either hers of theirs)

brie evantee (don't look up, 2021)

- SLUT!!!

- horny. always.

- laughs during sex.

- has tons of fuck buddies.

- loves quickies during little work breaks.

sheba hart (notes on a scandal, 2006)

- pillow princess.

- not a vanilla but not too much into bdsm.

- always screwing someone too young or too old, there are no middle ground.*🚓*

- likes to be adored with words, gestures, touches...

- oral queen & cum eater!!!

daisy fuller (the curious case of benjamin button, 2008)

- likes to have passionate sex while she's high.

- has a flexible body, which allows her to be bold when it comes to positions.

- loves to strip tease and lap dance.

jasmine (blue jasmine, 2013)

- very vocal during sex (i mean she almost wake up the whole neighborhood with her loud ass moans).

- fucking with tons of jewelry on and feel the cold temperature of it on warm skin>>>

- she also likes expensive hotel rooms with nice bedsheets.

[antiadvil]

day 6 of posting wip snippets for the phandommetrics

The first thing Dan did when he got back to their flat was take a shower. He let Phil sit in the bathroom with him, just in case, but it was an uneventful shower. The lights were on their dimmest setting, and they didn’t talk: Phil just sat, cross-legged, on the ground, listening to the water run.

[caralara]

I still feel really yucky about how Lewis and Lottie met 🥴

How did they meet? I’m pretty new in the fandom, so sorry if it’s a stupid question.

I just know he dated Caroline and I always found that pretty odd given the circumstances between her and the 1D boys/Harry.

Hi! Don’t worry asking is always good if you don’t know!

So, Lewis and Caroline Flack had been dating since 2019, and it seemed to be starting out really badly, too, with loads of public (sometimes physical) arguments in public; she apparently paid off several thousands of pounds of debt for Lewis, as well. It got so bad that at some point police got called and there was an assault case opened because a fight escalated in which Caroline supposedly smashed a lamp over Lewis head and Caroline injured her finger bleeding all over their bed. A media witch hunt ensued, and amidst the assault case, Caroline moved out and in with her close friend Lou Teasdale (January / February 2020). Lewis kept denying the assaults happened and that Caroline wasn’t dangerous, and at the same time supposedly screamed at her that he “used to be normal before he met her.” They were due to appear in court, but then Caroline committed suicide, supposedly leaving a note to Lewis saying she hopes they’ll find peace together at some point.

Lottie and Lou Teasdale had founded Tanologist together in 2018 (went public 2019), and Lottie sort of became friends / acquaintances with Caroline when she moved in with Lou.

Lottie and Lewis met for the first time at the party in honour of Caroline after her funeral in March 2020, and they confirmed their relationship publicly early July 2020 (that’s three months). Apparently, Lou Teasdale didn’t talk to Lottie for a long time after she got together with Lewis, and apparently Lottie also paid off about 25k £ of Lewis’ debts quite early on. They also, especially in the beginning, had some headlines about their arguments turning physical in public…

So yeah… and just now I read an article about how Jay met Dan Deakin and like wtf 🤢 that man is vile

[womenofwrestlingfashion]

Racer Button Up Shirt from Loiter ($120), Lou Leather Bralette in Black from Dundas X Revolve ($155 - on sale) & Show Stopper Belted Faux Leather Mini Skirt from Fashion Nova (sold out)

[unproduciblesmackdown]

Today’s Joe Iconis Christmas Extravaganza clip is the devastatingly French Thérèse Neige-Noire (played by @hellojacks ) singing a depressed rendition of “Hard Candy Christmas” featuring Mr. Macabee (played by @juliamat) and our Hot Candy dancers in costumes by @bren_bash. The most extravagant cure for the holiday blues? Cellophane and legs and appropriately prescribed anti-depressants!

[nyxisadyke]

i’m watching game changer escape the green room and imagining the revenge crew in an escape room