#lotr bloopers

[dougielombax]

Plastic toys of your lordship.

From your SKULL!

[desperatefrenchwriter]

samwise gamgee you had maybe the first close up of a mc of the movie on "a love of things that grow" in bilbo's monologue

[albiclalepsza]

God I love them so much

[morningnoodles]

eowyn studies from this week

[paeinovis]

Actual unedited lotr behind the scenes captions .

[celeluwhenfics]

And Éomer ends up doing the same so that he's not alone.

'Yeah anyway it kept falling off my scabbard when I would get on my horse'

was aragorn just running around with an unsheathed sword for two days? i doubt he would have left it in his tent given how reluctant he was to give it up in edoras.

edit: did he ride to the black gate with it unsheathed? (i mean obviously he must have since the battle hadn't yet been fought but that's so ridiculously over-the-top.) i wonder what the gondorians and rohirrim thought of that. "oh that's just the scruffy guy who's come to claim the throne. yeah i don't know why he doesn't sheathe his sword. you'd think a king would know what a scabbard is for."

[thiswaycomessomethingwicked]

Eomer: had a dream and these riders in black were in it and they had no eyes yet could see through smelling the fear of their victims

Grima: girl. what the fuck is wrong with your brain?

Eomer: I'm sorry but *you* do NOT get to ask me that question

[yepthatsacowalright]

Baffled and pissed that Ted Lasso doesn't have a physical release either. No blooper reels?? No deleted or alternative scenes?? No insight into the story structure shift from a half-hour to an hour over the course of the series (a wild change for a show to even be allowed to do)?? This show won awards. It's nominated for more. They really think not enough people will care about it to physically buy a copy with extra stuff on it?? I hope there's at least a YouTube video or podcast out there somewhere, but why do I have to scour the internet crossing my fingers for something that an officially released physical copy of it could easily provide? Studios want film & TV production dead, is what it really feels like. How do you pass along knowledge of how an industry works, how do you inspire future generations to learn more about and pursue it, if you suck the energy of current workers in it dry and slam the door behind them so no one else has a way in?

[this-should-do]

IM STILL NOT OVER HOW TODD GAVE PATRICK STEWART PAGES AND PAGES OF BACKSTORY AND CHARACTER MOTIVATIONS FOR URIEL SEPTIM, A CHARACTER EHO FUCKING D I E S IN THE FUCKING TUTORIAL AND HAS LIKE 20 LINESSS

AND THEN GIVES EVERYONE ELSE (IE 5 ACOTRS AND WES JOHNSON) THEIR LINES JN A L P H A B E T I C A L ORDER DJDNDNNDND

[bigdumbbambieyes]

okay this is kinda silly but imagine an asmr youtuber au for hellcheer

Eddie obviously does fantasy roleplay cinematic asmr that are DnD/LOTR themed and are kinda goofy bc that’s who he is (but he does his best to be serious too)! there’s videos like, ‘stopping at a tavern on your journey’, ‘travelling with your party’, ‘your bard sings you to sleep’, etc.

while Chrissy does roleplay asmr that is super relaxing and fun, kinda medical bc she likes giving personal attention via videos like ‘cranial nerve exam’, ‘eye exam and everything’s wrong’, ‘cheerleader gives you makeover before the dance’, etc.

they’ve both been watch each other’s channels for years and are obsessed w each other at this point, and eventually Eddie asks Chrissy for a collab after chatting for a while and she says yes since they live in the same state

they hit it off immediately and already had crushes on each other, which is obvious in their collab video (where Chrissy plays a high elf that uses her magic to heal Eddie’s barbarian character’s wounds) and Eddie is besotted w her the entire time and Chrissy is smiling and blushing as she breaks character

their fans are loving the collab so they do more and more before they eventually start dating, something their fans are excited and supportive of bc they are so in love

(and on their 1 year anniversary, Eddie uploads a blooper reel of their first collab video and their fans eat it up)

[fireladybuckley]

@cinematicnomad plz no ;;_;; anything but that

You know the biggest loss of the decline of physical media and the rise of streaming? DVD special features.

[thatinsufferableb-st-rd]

LOTR bloopers: The Awkward Truth About the Elves at Helm's Deep!

[softasawhisper]

i would love to see a several minute long lotr blooper reel its been 20 years give us the goods PJ

[some-nocturnal-sojourns]

The commentary I’ve been waiting for, THANK YOU

Bernard Hill on Viggo pranking him, Cast Commentary, The Two Towers

[frodo-with-glasses]

Unfinished Comics

Sometimes I come up with ideas and just don’t have the motivation to draw them LOL. There’s so much dialogue in this chapter (and the book in general) that could be turned into a comic, but at some point the effort to draw things outweighs the rewards of having it drawn, and I just lose interest. But I still want to get the concepts out there! So here, have some unfinished comic ideas from “Window on the West”.

Rabbit Trap

Sort of a dramatization of part of Frodo’s trial/interrogation.

Foot in Mouth Disease

Self-explanatory. Sam’s body language is fun.

Gardeners

Embarrassed Sam.

Discipline

Sort of a silly “what-if” alternate ending to Sam blabbing about the Ring. There’s more build-up, but this is the punchline.

(Now to anyone about to say “oh I can’t wait until you finish these!”—I won’t. Not gonna. Ain’t happening. X’-D But if you had to pick ONE comic that you wanted to see me finish, let me know. If enough people are interested, I might be convinced to do it; otherwise, I’m happy to leave these just as they are.)

[softpine]

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐄

Rules: Write up a blurb or make a visual collage of the people or characters (from books, TV shows, movies, etc.) that inspired your OC, either visually, personality wise, or just a general vibe.

tagged by the incredible & inspiring @cyberth0t ;-; 💖 (i stole your archetype idea lmaoo)

i didn’t base any of these off appearances; most of them relate to their morals/goals/the way they see the world. some of them (daphne, nancy drew, violet, etc.) are characters they looked up to or saw themselves in as kids :’) and then some of them are based on where i drew plot inspiration from! and finally, some are just old vestiges of ideas (especially finn/finny, the only comparison left is their names!!) but it’s all part of the journey!