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yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they

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Seemingly unrelated incidents:

*husband and I do a painting date for my bday and have a lot of fun*

—week later—

*picking up nephew, he’s learning to drive so I let him drive my car from school back to his house*

Nephew: I’m not driving today?

Me: nope

N: why?

Me: I don’t remember. There was a reason but I have no idea what it was. But that doesn’t mean it wasn’t a good reason so even though I can’t remember I’m just sticking to you not driving.

N: well ok. But what was it? *naming different things then finally* are we going to a different place than home?

*I don’t let him drive if we’re going to a different location than he’s used to*

Me: we do have to pick up food and get gas so yea. That feels good in my brain so that’s probably it

— almost an entire week later —

Husband: have you been called to pick up the paintings?

Me: oh yea! No I haven’t.

Sister: paintings?

Me: the paintings we did for my birthday. They said they’d be ready by mid week and I was going to pick them… up… but they never called so I didn’t remember I had to…..

*stands*

Me: N, I REMEMBER WHY I DIDNT WANT YOU TO DRIVE LAST WEEK!

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Me: I have one brain cell so I need my booklet with many tabs to remind me of things

Coworker: oh you’re too young! I’m 61! I have one brain cell. You have maybe five.

Me: no it’s one. It might really focus sometimes and pretend to be five brain cells working together but then poof, it’s one.

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When your doctor tells you you can’t have gluten but a new frosty is coming out and your sister and ma are supportive in possibly the wrong way

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Reading Bloody Acquisitions by Drew Hayes

And

Was just reading along and they meet Leeroy and then he introduces Crystal to the deputies and a voice screams in my mind and I’m sitting here just…

Did Drew Hayes just make a Leeroy Jenkins reference?

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Reading The Broken Cage by Sarah Painter

And when she’s searching for him I kept repeating follow his card usage follow his card usage! Like

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Reading the Pearl King by Sarah Painter

And, why don’t they get Henry to start using massive amounts of magic? It would help Charlie and possibly ease Henry’s deterioration so Lydia can spend time without him without worry

Even if it doesn’t work, at least they tried something.

Also I can’t decide who I’d like for Lydia but the copper seems to be the one who has chosen himself and I’m kinda here for it.

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*me to my husband when he said he wasn’t going to join my niece and I for smores*

Me: you have to protect us! With my bad luck

(Referring to when we were purchasing skewers for s’mores and I dropped the box, it opened and when I was closing it again a skewer punctured the box and stabbed my finger)

Me: and Yo’s (my 9yr old niece) intent to spray bottle the fire into submission. *waving between us with bandaged finger* I don’t think it’ll go well.

Yo: I’ll handle it *making spray bottle sound effects and motion* psh psh

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I love this.

In my job when we had to say “how’s your day?” And because of the job we’d somewhat often get “my ___ just died” I’d usually end that conversation with “I hope you have better days” I thought it was a better ending than “have a nice day” cuz of course it wouldn’t be nice. It wouldn’t be nice for a while. But eventually.

I also tried to change “you’re ok” reassurances when handling my crying nieces or nephews to “you’ll be ok.” With added “I’m here for you” because if they’re crying they’re not ok but they can be. They will eventually be.

I feel it gives the idea of “you don’t have to be ok right now. You don’t have to instantly be ok. These things take time. Sadness has its time just like happiness. Sit, feel, let it go through its course and it will ease.”

Someone once said to me, “I hope the pain eases soon.” It struck me as the purest blessing that had ever been offered over my head - I hope the pain eases soon. It’s so gentle, so kind, so hopeful. So to everyone who’s hurting: I see how hard you’re trying, and I hope your pain will ease soon.

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Reading Stray Cat Strut 4 by RavensDagger

And the conversations of Gomorrah and Stray Cat trying to figure out how to blow up more things is hilarious.

S: ugh can’t blow it up, under the city…

G: sooo explode buildings?

S: everything is too fragile

G: really hot then?

S: hmmm…. Explode just a little

G: good good with fire, possibly?

S: mmhm mmhm that’s good. Good sound yes

G: explosions it is then!

S: yes!

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I was complaining about not starting my painting project in the front room of my house and my mom suggested to just set it up and paint rough draft lines on the wall starting with the one I immediately see when coming home. She reasoned that I would become so annoyed with seeing it that way, I’d finish the project quickly

I’m there like “I dunno what that’s setting off but I’m getting annoyed just thinking about it”

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Why do I look at this and think

“Aww that poor little last dot.”

Gif is meditation.

If the loop is not seamless, the mantra is broken.

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the edit itself

this edit is getting taken down from tiktok every time someone reuploads it, its straight up censorship at this point

Im not even american but im having a great time with this

DONT LET THIS DIE

credit to miraculousgastropod for the original

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Reading Stray Cat Strut by RavensDagger

And the longer Gomorrah and Stray Cat work together the more I feel they’re devolving into explosion junkie frat boys like

*looking into over grown hive with tons of monsters*

SC: bomb?

Gom: with lots of fire?

And they just softly chant “blow sh*t up blow sh*t up” just getting louder and louder the safer distance they get

And Laserjack just sees a bright flash of light on his sensors and sighs