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wives in sitcoms...... how do we free these women
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A humpback whale lands gracefully on its back after launching its enormous frame out of the depths of the Pacific Ocean.
Location: Australia.
Photographer: Nicholas Holton
Ocean Photographer of the Year
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cisgender men trying to be bob dylan will always fundamentally misunderstand bob dylan mainly because they seem to think hes some kind of cool guy when in fact hes never been cool and hes hardly a guy
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i think any vietnam vet with the audacity to go back to vietnam on vacation should be overwhelmingly grateful their tour guide doesnโt just murder them
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In case anyone missed how unambiguous Musk's nazi salute was.
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when i die ill go to heaven and the real gun emoji will be there waiting for me
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BTS of lucyโs ankles video shoot and fallon performance โ via ashleyfurnival on IG
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i love ned stark, but there's almost no way in hell that had he survived jon snow would be able to make radical calls like bringing the wildings through the wall.
for one, it's the political vacuum caused by the red wedding that allows jon to make most of these decisions relatively unchallenged by the starks or their bannermen, who have a longstanding hatred against the wildlings. for two, ned stark thematically represents a small 'c' conservative, too-traditional approach to feudal rulership that cannot cope with the changes disaster will bring. he abides by the feudal class system, he misbelieves in magic, and he expects his enemies to abide by a code of honour - all things that will be challenged by the long night. he has been lord of winterfell for 15 years and supped with lords like the umbers many a time, but never once with a wildling - it is hard to believe he'd have any inclination to help them. given his vested interests, and his general disbelief in magic, it's far more likely that ned would be tempted to heed bowen marsh's suggestion of blocking all the gates and waiting for winter to pass.
quite honestly, it's difficult seeing anyone helping the wildlings at all except for jon snow. no one else has that combination of experience living with them + compassion, especially towards those hated for birth status + rank, experience, respect & electoral fraud committing friends to be elected Lord Commander.
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which could mean nothing
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Thats why you are sad all the time cause you re eastern european
real
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I would love to live forever but unfortunately I love sugar and alcohol and greasy food and weed and too much coffee and sleeping either 2 hours or 12 hours a day and just generally lacking any self-preservation overall
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famous people i like and who were good people need to stop dying and roman polanski and johnny depp and neil gaiman need to start dying
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thinking again about the old lady in my conclave showing who gasped audibly when bellini said "that firm hand of yours has its admirers"... hope the late in life fujoism is treating you well queen....
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