#lost to this monter

[art-eat3r]

Teen Micheal Afton re-draws because my family issues are issuing this week and I saw the fnaf movie.

These look like shit ;-;

Yes, I know he killed someone.

Yes, I kin him

[aterfish]

You hear Phantom referred to as 'halfa'. Half-ghost.

Instant question is: 'so what's the other half?'

That's what people would ask first. You hear 'half ghost' and you don't just assume 'oh, so the other half is human, ofc'.

It's ghosts! He could look like that from the ghost part. Who knows how that shit works. You definitely don't. And have you seen other ghosts??? Last week, there was a werewolf in a glowing green sweatshirt. Is he also half-ghost? That would make sense, right? Is there even an other 'half?' Maybe he's just incomplete? Half-gone.

If you heard, 'he's half dead'. Then ok, you instantly think 'ah, so the other half is alive. weird flex but ok'.

But 'halfa'?

HALF OF WHAT YOU GHOST BASTARD

[jumpywhumpywriter]

The Monter in the Black Room part 2

Warnings: attack, ambush, pinned against a wall, captive weapon, emaciation

Whoever it was slammed into him hard, winding Villain as it flung him backwards and pinned him against the wall with a hand on his throat.

Villain lost hold of his flashlight, which clattered to the floor, lighting up a pair of bare feet caked in blood and dirt. His heart hammered painfully in his chest, pounding against his ribcage with ice-cold adrenaline. He was staring into the barely-visible face of a woman, whose amber eyes were dull and cloudy, near-lifeless. Her face was hollow, bones highly visibly beneath tightly-stretched skin. She looked like a living skeleton, all skin and bones held together by weak muscle. Emaciated beyond belief.

And Villain recognized now what the strange aroma in the air was. It smelled like death in here. He should have listened to his father and never come. Now he'd die.

Villain whimpered fearfully as the woman leaned in close to him, sniffing his hair like an animal, her grip tight and restrictive around his throat, making breathing hard. He tried to shrink away, but there was nowhere to go, pinned in place.

"Please..." Villain managed to croak out, desperately begging. "Please don't kill me..."

The woman didn't respond at first, continuing to sniff him curiously, before she let out a low growl that came from deep in her chest, making Villain flinch. Then, miraculously... she released him, letting him slide against the wall to sit on the floor as his trembling legs gave out, in too much shock to run.

She lowered herself to sit as well a short distance away, chains rattling with the movement -- chains attached to metal cuffs on her wrists, Villain realized. How long had this woman been kept down here like an animal?!

She reached and plucked the flashlight from the floor, tapping the metal casing experimentally with a frown, the light bobbing around.

"W-Who are you?" Villain managed to sputter, paralyzed by fear.

The woman's sunken, red-rimmed eyes flicked up to meet his, a spark of canny intelligence glittering through the cloudy white film in her pupils. Her hands moved on the flashlight -- clicking the button that turned it off, plunging the whole room back into total darkness.

A new kind of terror gripped Villain in vise-like jaws. He couldn't see the threat anymore, couldn't see anything but endless black. He had no idea where the woman was now, the scrape of chains his only clue.

"...You have his face, but you are not him..." a hoarse, raspy voice suddenly echoed. "...You are not cruel. So who are you?" The words were wheezy and sounded ancient, spoken with vocal cords that sounded like they hadn't been used in ages.

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[chiquititaosita]

Hi!!

I just loved your writing! I rlly wish(as a latina too) that you could write the monter trio with a y/n that is teaching them to dance piseiro (brazilian dance)

I think it would be pretty cool actually 😫💞

bear note 🤩🤩 pillali! (Hello in nahuatl) Tlazohcamati (thank you so much) thank you so much for your request this made my day. I really love to give diversity to latine community. Because as a latine and an indigenous (mexica and huestaco descent) i want to see how y/n will be come into life. But I thought you’d never ask my love :> it may take me a bit because ill be researching when it comes to culture appreciation and not appropriation.

Context: much like the quebradora (the break in español) its almost similar to pisero. It kinda contains the same movements but lots of hips moving on both dance partners. Sometimes there are lifts and spins and turns enjoy!!!

Cw: slight nsfw (suggestive).

Monster trio learning to do Piseiro (dance) with Brazilian (latina) s/o (latine reader)

post type: headcannon

pairing: luffy x reader, zoro x reader, sanji x reader

reader: Latina reader

Luffy

reference video

-“ no wait wait! You gotta do this.” you show him the foot work again and corrected him once more

-instantly would drop you if he saw a rack of meat. then immediately apologize after.

-no ifs or buts. It’s canon

- “HYAHHAAHA!!”

- “and spinnnnn!!!” He’s gonna want to be spun around too. Which he does.

- you’ll be falling on your butt 💀

- ngl luffy dances better in the dirt than on tile floors.

- again he uses his hips to try and get in sync with you. But it doesn’t add up sometimes

-“ how are you doing this? Lu?”

-“easy by using my gomu gomu hip moves!” It’s giving very much washing machine moves

-“and dip you to the floorr!!!” It’s so cute to watch him show you what he learned from you! Especially IF YALL DANCED AT CARNIVAL OMGGGGGGG 🤩🤩🤩🤩

-epic show stoppers

-he’ll definitely step on your toes unintentionally. HE DONT EVEN KNOW HOW STRONG HIS GRIPPERS ARE!

-unfortunately dry humping happens to you. If You’ll look miserable nami and robin will try to rescue you :)

-You’ll both most likely dance barefoot because it helps luffy get stimulated and used to it. (If does wear shoes, from what i see he DONT)

- “yeah!- we did this move where I pick up y/n and let her fly a bit! And I kinda grab her how she grabs my hair when I eat he-“ it was the only you could explain it to him.

-“ LUFFY! CALA A BOCA!!” Nami and sanji will smack him for you.

-“SHISHISHI you love me and you know it y/n channn!!!”

Zoro

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRCV4cjo/ < reference

-“absolutely not!!!”

-“I’m not doing it.”

-“THIS!! IS!! BULLSHIT!! !”

- CHINGOW GÜEY!

-So getting zoro to do piseiro , he had to have at least 5 drinks worth of sake to get it in his system.

- but teaching him was actually not too bad

-“Why are you doing it this way?”

-“isn’t it easier this way, it just makes this so complicated!!!!”

-since he can only see with one eye it’s a little bit harder for him (if it was pre time skip, that’d be a major difference) it’s just that he doesn’t want you to get hurt

-poor moss heads hips are too stiff

-“ow OW! zoro! That’s my foot.” You huff in frustration.

-“what I’m sorry!-.”

- he’s going try and carry you at least once. It won’t go well at least in your eyes.

-but it goes well in his eyes.

-“and dip? And dip.”He’ll just mutter in the back of his mind. Thinking in the back of his mind.

-“I’m surprised you’re not even complaining.” You whisper into his ear as he blushed

-“ I can’t let that bastard cook take my woman on the dance floor now can I?”

- Shaking your hips damn girl, he attempts to cover your ass if you’re ever like about to shake whatcha mama gave ya, he’s like “NOPE!!!! NOPE! THATS MINE!!”

-he’s a softie for sure when it comes to the love of his life.

- if y’all do the spins, y’all are for sure gonna get lost, but luckily you find y’all’s way back (y’all wouldn’t even be that far away)

Sanji

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRbTJkrb/ <reference

-an absolute menace

- seriously, he’s gonna be dead the minute you start shaking your ass

-ussopp and chopper almost had to resuscitate him and do chest compressions.

-THE AMOUNT OF NOSE BLEEEDS THIS MAN GOES THROUGH

-His hips don’t lie and that’s on period

- I’ll say that he loves to watch you smile and dance

-ass grabber indeed.

-“Y/n!!! You should teach some more moves like this in private like in your bed room!”

-“y/n-chwannnn!!!!~ y-your ass it’s on m-my.”

-will immediately take you to another room to strictly eat you out

[rexterforeverafter]

Soo i have a theory and well i been overthinking this but what if mattel was planning 2 or 3 more movie's and this is my theory if ever thos was supposed to happen

First movie well tbh a crossover (this will be 1st soo in total i only think of 2 possible movie before the ever after high we got cancelled) i think this was make soo raven queen and apple white will realize they don't actually need to follow there destiny because well ye they won't poof like how the headmaster discuss and uhmm btw I'm basing this to the lost movie not the book cause i feel like the book and the movie are somehow different soo that's my theory and it's also mention that the evil queen will get to monters high which actually excite me and just make me more mad and well upset to the cancellation of that movie

Second movie that i think will possibly happen when ever after high somehow get along with disney or decided to bring back ever after high or reboot it is that uhmm what if there was a movie just dedicated to a couple and in my theory it will be dappling/dapple(darling and apple) or it will be dexven(dexter and raven) ye i know what your saying ofc there will be about dexter and raven but hey hear me out well read my uhmm post but my reasoning to this is that its's prettyobvious that dexven is mattel favourite ship especially in the books and stuff but hey dexter and raven had there own book and had not just 1 but 2 i think webisodes just about them!! Ok ok no hate to dexpid shippers but uhmm i think that cupid and dexter isn't going to be that successful and tbh wait just hear me out soo ye back to the movie (dw well get to dappling later just keep scrolling if you want to read dappling already) soo i think that this movie will be all abou dexven (if not about dappling) because well they make a book just about them soo why not a movie in my conclusion that the movie will be all about how dexter find out about cupid crushing on him or cupid confess to him and then he kinda feel bad so he talk to Cupid or they go on a date and well dexter kiss cupid in the cheeks and raven saw it and she just ran away cupid and dexter notices it and try to explain to raven but well they didn't catch up because raven teleported to her and apple dorm and suddenly a curse were cast at ever after high or the charming castle and the three sibling with apple and briar to fix it but one of the most important can only be obtain by dark magic in the evil queen castle so apple and darling said that of their going to the evil queen castle then they should bring Raven with them Dexter have mix emotion to this but briar,and daring agreed so dexter just agree because he can't let the others know what happend then they go on to find the cure then darling and apple have a moment just about them (i wilm not going to gave all the details but they talk about the kiss and they're destiny) and raven got curse and dexter was the one who supposed to save her and darling and apple relationships will be explained. Thats all.

Thirdly a movie all about apple white and raven queen background and it will be explained why apple really want to follow her destiny and raven about how she wanted to be nice maybe traumas

Thats just a theory but tbh i see it happening btw comment if i should just made an au about the 2nd

That's all thank you for reading!!!

[nikoisme]

What is your favorite Greek Mythology Monter? >:) Whether for design or for the myth surrounding it.

If you have a favorite Slavic one, feel free to share as well!!!

Most of my favorites are based around the designs hahaa. I think my favorite is the chimera! I really like it and i want to draw it sometime. But i also really like the cyclopes design-wise. There was a period of time where I drew a lot of cyclopes, they have lots of shapes. Love that.

OKAY. BUCKLE UP. Because i hope you know by now how it is with Slavic mythology.

A lot of monsters in Slavic mythology aren't really monsters,, i think they're more like evil spirits. Anyways my favorite is the drekavac - literally translates to "the screecher" or "the screamer". So there are a lot of different versions of what this creature is (an unbaptised child, undead man, a demon in general), what it looks like etc. But the characteristic that is the same across all versions is that it has this horrifying unhuman, bone-chilling, ear-piercing scream. Hearing it usually means you or someone you know will become really ill and/or die. Anyways I'm gonna go with the version i grew up with.

It's most active during the night, lurks around abandoned places, overgrown roads, forests, fields, thickets, graveyards. It will jump on your back, claws digging into your skin, and demand that you carry it around until a rooster crows. If you refuse, it will claw you to death. If you oblige, you will walk around, not being able to see a thing, and you will eventually grow weaker and weaker due to the weight on your back. When a rooster crows, it will either claw you to death, claw you and leave you in a ditch, or simply leave you without harming you - but you are completely lost and too tired and weak to move.

Let me tell you, this shit terrified me as a kid. I was so scared to go anywhere alone at night, even to another room. It's usually told as a cautionary tale for children (or, if you were like me, people told it to mess with you). Thankfully i got over it and because this guy impacted and shaped me so much - it's my absolute favorite. Fun!

[kapow-comics-inc]

When they were young!

Circus of Neverland is known to take in a lot of strays and many are children or people who don't fit into their races. Circus of Neverland is known for having vampires to werewolves and witches. The circus is pretty much known to take in oddities or people who just don't fit into the norm. Much like other circuses.

Talianna Blackfall - came to the circus when she was about 12 years old. The circus so happened to be in Canada at the time and well she had always begged her parents to take her every time the circus had come around. The Blackfall pack is one of the oldest and biggest packs within Canada in the woods of it. Tally didn't have a bad life she just wanted something more than her pack. The idea of being part of the pack just was never her thing. She's a young gymnast and something about watching two young boys fly up and trapeze doing many of the same tricks she did was always appealing to her. So one day when it was there she decided to jump on the train and join the circus. Of course Peter took her right back to her pack because one he didn't want to piss off the blackfall and two she didn't run away because she was in danger or in trouble she just ran away because she want to join the circus. After a little bit of talk she slowly convinced her parents that she was old enough that she wanted to go travel the circus and learn. Peter agreed to keep an eye on her so she joined the circus and soon became the third member of 'the daring birds of prey'.

Grayson Helm - Grayson was born into the circus. His first steps were probably on a tightrope and his parents had brought him to the circus of Neverland when he was about 3 years old. They became the amazing helms and constantly toward with the circus showing off their acrobat abilities. Grayson was no different he was very talented from a young age and always begged his parents to get to go up in the trapeze at any time. When he turned 10 years old there was a tragic accident that no one could expect. The circus was attached during a show and the trapeze lines were cut. Just so happened that Grayson and Jensen were both sick that night and we're not up in the trapeze at the time. Grayson's parents tragically died that night leaving him an orphan to the circus. Of course the circus would never allow him to leave and become lost in the system of foster care so... Kyran Monterou one of Peter's chosen and his wife wrote down that they were his foster parents. Of course most of the time that was hidden within the circus since Jensen was in the same boat but they were already adjusted that fact.

Jenson Wright - Jensen grew up with a mother that was addicted to drugs. He never really knew his father and his mother would always have strange people over at the house. It was getting to the point that Jensen was starting to ask questions and noticing people coming in. No one really knows if any of these people ever hurt Jensen but there was one night his mom was done with him. She took him to the circus for the first time in his life and left him by one of the people making balloons. She told him to stay there and left. Jensen was only 5 years old when this happened. He stayed right where is mom told him to that was until another little boy ran up to him. Grayson realized little boy never left that spot. Of course Grayson was running around the circus like he owned the place and noticed little boy just kept watching the man make balloons as he held a bright red one and his little hands. The clown looked down at Jensen and then looked at Grayson and said. "Go get your mom... And boss" Jensen was confused as he watched a little boy run off. Soon enough for young man that looked no older than 12 walked up to him and smiled and asked him. "Hey little one where's your mom and dad?" Of course Peter being tiny everyone mistake him as a child anyways so it was easier for children to talk to him. Jensen said "mom said to stay right here I can't leave..." And he hugged what little backpack he had and stared up at the clown watching him make more balloons. As night fell and became darker Grayson mom sit down beside the little boy who was starting to get tired. "Hey it's getting late and your mom wouldn't want you out here in the cold would you come with me? My name's Melody..." After a little bit of convincing Jensen ended up going home with her and well became one of their children. Of course they only had one little boy Grayson and at the time they had ran they had lost Grayson's little sister. So Jensen was welcome into their family and they just kept him close. Jensen never took Helm as last name but he did see Melody and Gray as his mom and dad. From the time he was 5 years old until he was 9 those were his parents.

There's a little backstory to these characters but the picture says 1,000 words of how they were. As acrobats they always had to trust each other and rely on each other. Reading off each other's movements when they are feet in the air. Grayson was always the leader of the group followed by Talia and then Jensen. Jensen was always the bottom of the pyramid even though he was the youngest out of the three because he was bigger and stronger.

More to come when circus of Neverland launches in January 2025!

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[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #1140: Eventful Morning Coffee Date (Super Smash Bros Ultimate X Castlevania)

9:23 a.m. in the Streets of Smash Town........

Kumatora: (Walking Next to Ludwig on the Sidewalk) So those mentor of yours, what do they teach you exactly?

Ludwig: Oh just most of the stuff that occurred in their universe: Dracula, various types of monters and other low ranking vampires, the Belmont Bloodline, the creation of Castlevania itself, and so forth. They're centuries old, so in return, I try to teach them almost everything there is to this new, civilized world in the best of my abilities. (Starts Rolling his Eyes a Bit) That and making sure they don't get themselves lost in town every thirty seconds.......

Kumatora: (Snickers a Bit) They're causing you trouble there, babe?~

Ludwig: ('Sigh') A little bit, yeah. But I still appericate their efforts in teaching me and enjoy their company regardless.

Kumatora: (Smiles Softly) That's good to hear. It's been a while since I've seen my teach around.

Ludwig: Were he or she the ones who taught you how to use your PSI abilities more efficiently??

Kumatora: Not really? They taught me basic school junk like math and science for the most part. Meanwhile, I had to taught myself how to use my powers on my freetime, with a few accidental property damages here and there.

Ludwig: (Chuckles a Bit Lightly) Ah, so you were troublemaker growing up?~

Kumatora: (Casually Shrugs) Perhaps. (Points at Herself with her Thumb With a Smirk on her Face) Don't recall ever getting caught red handed though~

Ludwig: (Playfully Scoffs) Yeah, right.

Kumatora: (Lightly Pouts at Ludwig) It's true! Seriously, one time, there was this picture frame I accidentally burned and replaced shortly after, and no one in the castle ever suspected a thing since then-

??????: Cough up the money! Both of ya!

Ludwig and Kuma stops asking to one another as they turn their attention to a bunch of crooks trying to rob a couple sitting down outside of La Shy Café.

Crook #1: (Pointing a Small Pocket Knife at the Couple While Also Holding an Empty Sack in his Other Hand) You heard the man! Cough it up!

Crook #2: Yeah, you the man!

Crook #3: Give us everything you got or else neither of your asses will live to see tomorrow!!

Kumatora: (Growls in Anger) Those bastards.....(Starts Cracking her Knuckles as Small Sparks Begins to Come Out of Them and She Starts Walking Forward) They're gonna have another thing coming if they think they'll get away from- (Notices Ludwig's Hand in Front of Her as She Stops Walking) Huh?

Ludwig: Let's not do anything just yet.

Kumatora: (Eyes Begins to Widened in Genuine Shock) What!? Ludwig, they're about to rob those two if we don't do anything quickly!!

Ludwig: I know. (Starts Looking at the Duo in Question) But considering the couple their robbing.......Let's at least wait and see happens next before we intervene.

Kumatora: Luddy-

Ludwig: (Turns Back to his Girlfriend With Sincereity and Seriousness in his Eyes) Trust me on this, Kuma.

Kumatora: (Stares at Ludwig For a Brief Second Before Sighing in Defeat) Fine. We'll wait. But one movement out of ant of those guys and we're jumping in to stop them, no questions asked, got it?

Ludwig: (Simply Nodded) Of course.

Meanwhile at the Café

??????: (Looks Around at the Crooks Glaring at Them) Oh my. It seems we've attracted unwanted attention, dear.

???????: So we have. (Takes a Sip of the his Cup of Coffee Before Looking Up at the Three Crooks With a Raised Eyebrow) Is there something we could help you with, gentlemen?

Crook #1: Are either of you are deaf or somethin'? We demanding you to empty your pockets!!

Crook #2: NOW!!!

The couple turns to one another for a brief second before turning back to the crooks.

???????: How about we present you three with a counter offer instead?

Crook #1: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) A counter off- (Suddenly Felt his Body Going Upward as He Looks Down to See He's Levitating Up in the Air, Surrounded in Red Aura Much to his Surprise and Horror) W-WHAT THE HELL!?

Crook #2/#3: (Eyes Starts Widening Up as Well) Holy crap!/The fuck? Is he flying right now!?

Kumatora: (Genuinely Surprised at What Happening Right Now) Woah.

?????: (Using Red Arua Filled Hand to Levitate the First Crook in the Air) I must admit, it has been quite a long time since i have my patience being tested like this. Fifteen centuries of that feat seems nearly impressive in hindsight.

Crook #2/3: (Look at Each Other With Even More Confusion) Fifteen centuries?/How old is this guy?

Crook #1: (Already Terrified) W-W-What are you gonna do to me? Sending to outta space or somethin'!?

??????: (Starts Getting Himself Up From his Seat) No, I wouldn't go that far. But since you've asked, I suppose it wouldn't hurt if I burn you into ashes.

Crook #1: (Starts Getting Even More Terrified) !!!

??????: Or maybe even crush your entire body and crumble you up like the common trash you are.

Kumatora: (Turns to Ludwig) He can do that?

Ludwig: (Shrugs) Probably.

Crook #1: (Tries Putting on a Brave Face While Sweating Bullets) Y-Y-Yeah? Welll......S-So what!? My boyz will pummel you to a pulp before you even think TWICE of pulling any of that crap on me! Right, fellas?

The Crook looks down to see his partners in crime trying to run away before getting angry.

Crook #1: YOU COWARDS! GET BACK HERE!!!!

Crook #2: Sorry, man! You're on your on this one!

Crook #3: Ain't no way we're getting of freak-SHOOOW!?

The duo stops in their tracks as they see two spiritual like tigers growling and slowly walking towards them close enough into making the two stepping back and eventually tripping themselves down on the ground.

'THUD'

Crook #2: W-W-W-What I'm the-

?????: Well, isn't this a surprise?~

The Crooks turns around to see the lady happily gets up from her seat as well.

??????: Gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to our friends, Edgar and Penelope. They're quick, strong, can sense the smell of fear from a few miles away, and are VERY of me and my darling partner of mines. So imagine how livid they would be if you were to try and runaway from them right now, let alone disturbing our day of time out together.

The tigers shows of their razor sharp teeth as they continue growling at their two potential victims in from of them.

Kumatora: (Eyes Begins to Sparkle in Awe) I never thought I wanted to hug two tigers up until now.

Ludwig: And risk the chances of you getting bitten?

Kumatora: I'll take my chances.

??????: So regarding the counter offer we stated, you could either cease your petty theft crimes and leave......

??????: (Eyes Starts Glowing Red) Or be foolish enough to face both our wraths?

Crook #1: H-H-How about we go with the first option instead (Looks Down at his Crime Mates) R-Right, boys?

Crooks #2/3: Yes.

??????: (Happily Clasps her Hands Together) Spendid. Glad we've reached an agreement. (Makes the Tigers Disappear with a Snap of her Finger)

?????: Agreed. (Gently Puts the First Crook Down on the Ground Before Giving Him and his Crew One Final Glare) Now, leave our presence.

Crook #1: (Quickly Gets Up From the Ground Along With the Others) Y-Y-Yes sir! T-This won't ever happen again, sir!!

And with that, the Crooks finally runs away for dear life, passing by the younger couple who were watching the entire scene thre whole time.

Ludwig: Kuma, allow me to properly introduce you my two mentors: Maria Renard and Alucard, the son of Count Dracula.

Kumatora: Awesom- Wait. (Turns Back to Ludwig) Shouldn't he literally be burning up right now since he's related to his vampire dad or something?

Ludwig: Not quite. Unlike his father, he's immune to sunlight. (Makes his Way to his Mentors' Table)

Kumatora: Is that so? Neat. (Follows Ludwig)

Maria: ('Gasps') Adrian, look. They've arrived. (Happily Waving at Ludwig and his Date) Good morning, darlings!~

Alucard: (Forms a Small Smile on his Face) Yes, good morning indeed. I hope the walk to here hasn't caused either too much trouble along the way. (Continues to Sip on his Cup of Coffee)

Ludwig: (Smiles Sheepishly) Our walk was normal enough as it is, sir, don't worry. But anyways, please allow me to introduce you two to my girlfriend, Princess Kumatora of-

Kumatora: How were you guys summons tigers?

Ludwig: (Turns to Kumatora With a Deadpinned Look on his Face)

Kumatora: What? I was curious.

Alucard: Ah, so you were watching us this entire time.

Ludwig: ('Sigh') Only because I knew you were going to take care of those thugs yourselves just fine.

Alucard: Your confidence in us is much appericated. (Turns to Kuma) And answer your question, I can transform into any creature I desire to become. Not summon them. (Points at his Lady Beside Him) That's her ability.

Maria: (Happily Nodded) That's right. And I'm more than happy to tell you how I could summon different types of creatures if you like.

Kumatora: (Smiles Brightly as She Sits Down Right Next to Maria's Seat) Sounds good to me. You don't mind teaching me that sort of stuff too, do you? I've been interested in learning something else other than PSI-powers all day.

Maria: (Sts Back Down in her Seat) What are PSI-powers if you don't mind me asking.

Kumatora: Special type of psychic abilities almost anything and everyone in our universe can use. Even animals.

Maria: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) Animals possessing psychic abilities as well? Remarkable.

Kumatora: (Shrugs) Yeah, it's cool when some of those jerks doesn't use it to try and kill you every time you barely make any eue contact.

Alucard: (Watches the Ladies Talk to One Another Along with his Student) So how long have you two been together exactly.

Ludwig: About a few months now. I would've introduced you to her sooner if her schedule for this year has more freetime. And before you ask, no, I am not planning on marrying her anytime soon.

Alucard: ('Scoffs') Please. I wasn't going to ask something so trivial.

Ludwig: (Raises an Eyebrow at his Mentor) But you thought about doing so, did you?

Alucard: Well, I.....('Sighs in Defeat') Suppose you're not too far off on that assumption. Maria was more interested in asking you that type question than I ever did.

Ludwig: ('Sigh') I can believe it. Her interest in romance has been more apparent as of late.

Alucard: Indeed it has. (Smiles Softly at Ludwig) Still, it brighten us to see you found someone that has romantic feelings for you as well. And we hope your happiness together will be strong enough to last of lifetime.

Ludwig: (Smiles Back at his Mentor) Thank you, Mr. Alucard. (Turns Back his Girlfriend) I'm hoping it will last too.

@cyber-wildcat

@bestpony666

@albion-93

@caleb13frede

[lecameleontv]

Captures de l'Ep. 1.02 : Chaque Tableau a son Histoire / Every Picture Tells a Story (1996) de la série Le Caméléon (V.O. : The Pretender).

Distribution : - William Sanderson, qui retrouvera Jon Gries dans l'Ep. 5.10 de la série LOST (2004) - Jacob Vargas, qui avait déjà rencontré Jon Gries dans le film Get Shorty (1995), et retrouvera Patrick Bauchau dans l'Ep. 1.06 de la série Les Experts : Manhattan; - Dennis Cokrum, qui retrouvera James Denton dans l'Ep. 6.05 de la série Desperate Housewives; - Michael Wyle, qui reviendra dans l'Ep. 4.20 de la série Le Caméléon (V.O. : The Pretender). - Elizabeth Heflin, qui avait déjà rencontré Jason Brooks dans l'Ep. 1.7871 (1996) du feuilleton Des jours et des Vies; - Stephanie Sawyer, qui avait déjà croisé Andrea Parker dans l'Ep. 2.07 (1995) de la série Urgences; ...

Jarod : "Salut, je m'appelle Jarod... ça va aller maintenant."

Mlle Parker : "Ce sont des esprits supérieurs mais tôt ou tard ils font des erreurs bêtes."

Sydney : "Inutile d'utiliser l'ascenseur. Trois étages à monter ce n'est pas la mort..."

Mlle Parker : "Cessez de me materner Sydney. Ca remonte à 20 ans, aujourd'hui je n'ai plus de problème avec cet ascenseur, c'est de l'histoire ancienne."

Mlle Parker : "Une seule chose reste incompréhensible pour moi ... pourquoi est-elle allée dans un ascenseur ... ? Un ascenseur, ça monte, ça descend... Mais ça ne va nulle part... C'est très petit une balle de 9mm mais celle-là a changé ma vie."

Sydney : "Je pourrais vous aider à tout oublier."

Mlle Parker : "... mhm... Très gentil mais dites-moi, ma mère avant de mourir, ma mère ne sortait-elle pas d'une séance de psychanalyse avec vous pour soigner sa dépression ? ... Non merci.... Je réussirai à oublier seule."

Jarod : "J'ai besoin de savoir si Jarod est mon véritable nom."

Sydney : "Je crois que oui. En tout cas, c'est ce qu'on m'a toujours dit."

Jarod : "..... Merci Sydney."

Sydney : "Ne raccroche pas ! ... Je m'inquiète pour toi."

Jarod : "Si vous êtes si préoccupé, pourquoi ne pas alerter les autorités ?"

Jarod : "C'est très intéressant ... Alors finalement il y a une usine qui fabrique jour après jour des étrons en plastique ?"

vendeur (blasé) : "Ouais. Mais eux ils appellent ça des crottes en plastique parce que crotte en plastique ça parle plus."

Jarod : "Ahen... Ce que je voudrai savoir c'est pourquoi on vous en achète, est-ce que vous le savez ?"

vendeur (blasé) : "Parce que c'est marrant ?"

Jarod : "Ahen..."

 Jarod : Est-ce que vous connaissez Mozart M. Abott ? ... La flûte enchantée ? [...] Quand j'étais petit j'ai eu l'autorisation d'écouter La Flûte Enchantée... Je fermais les yeux et ... j'étais vraiment aux anges... J'avais l'impression de ... d'être libéré de mes chaînes... Tout était agréable... Tout était possible... Avec Mozart on voit la vie différemment."

L'Ep. 2.17 poursuit la thématique de cet épisode, d'un autre point de vue...

source : imdb

Saison 1 : Épisodes 01 - 02 - 03 - 04 - 05 - 07 - 08 - 09  - 11 - 12 - 13 - 15 - 16 - 17 - 18 - 19 - 20 - 22. 

[ants-personal]

throwing out there the small silent hill x emh idea where youd be evan who is looking for his wife who have mysteriously gone missing. Meanwhile your hunted by a monterous killer. Idk either jeff, vinny, ect. are people youd meet along the way but evan doesnt remember/know them (does he?) they seem to know him in some way all looking for their lost friend.

[pauline-lewis]

Basically I’m a happy person

Il y a longtemps, il y a presque vingt ans maintenant que j’y pense, j’enregistrais des reprises dans ma chambre. J’aimais bien ajouter des extraits de films pour les glisser entre deux paroles et comme je n’y connaissais rien je tendais juste le micro à l’enceinte de mon ordinateur. J’avais vu le film Things I Never Told You d’Isabel Coixtet dans lequel une jeune femme (Lili Taylor – dont j’aimais la voix un peu cassée) appelle un numéro d’urgence, une sorte d’équivalent américain de SOS amitié, parce qu’elle a des pensées suicidaires (ou parce qu’elle est juste vraiment très triste, je ne saurais plus dire précisément). Un jeune homme lui répond et elle lui raconte des fragments de son humeur, de sa tristesse, et moi ce que j’aimais le plus c’était quand elle disait Basically I’m a happy person

Je ne sais pas pourquoi mais cette phrase sonnait juste à mes oreilles.

J’y repensais sous le soleil parisien le long des quais, je repensais à cette phrase alors que je me retenais si fort de pleurer que j’avais mal au coin des yeux. Mais — Basically I’m a happy person Il faut réconcilier parfois le pitre en nous et celle qui a des spasmes d’angoisse, qui veut hurler dans un coussin, qui pleure encore et sans cesse et espère qu’un peu d’eau versée dans le lavabo suffira à tout faire disparaître. Basically, dit cette femme qui a pourtant des pensées suicidaires (ou qui est juste très triste, je ne m’en souviens pas bien), I’m a happy person

Je crois toujours que je vais lire un livre et que je me souviendrai de quelque chose de très vrai en moi, et que ça suffira à me réparer. Je crois toujours que je vais lire un livre et que je saurai et que tous les morceaux seront recollés. On ne sait pas quand un beau jour on décide de mettre autant de pression sur des mots écrits sur des feuilles de papier.

J’avais déjà essayé de lire Checkout 19 de Claire-Louise Bennett, je l’avais acheté en ebook sur ma liseuse et je l’avais abandonné au bout de quelques pages seulement. Trois, ou quatre peut-être. Je me disais que, peut-être, ce n’était pas le moment.

Quand j’ai émergé des quais j’ai vu Notre-Dame avec sa ferraille, qui venait casser toute l’illusion du Paris de carte postale et je suis allée à Shakespeare and co en espérant que toutes celles que j’avais été en passant les portes de cette librairie se retrouveraient — l’étudiante fauchée en visite à Paris, l’étudiante toujours fauchée venue par le RER A puis B, la journaliste déprimée venue écouter Zadie Smith sous le soleil d’été — toujours des poses plus que des réalités mais c’est aussi de ça que nous sommes faits.

I went back to it, because I had the need, as anyone does when they feel they’ve lost their way, to get right back to the beginning of myself. (Checkout 19)

Maintenant il y a un vigile à l’entrée alors il faut faire la queue, je me grattais le coin des pouces et j’écoutais, parce que j’ai toujours le sens de l’à-propos, Painful de Yo La Tengo

Je m’étais dit que je n’allais rien acheter mais voilà acheter des livres est peut-être ma pose préférée.

Il était là sur les étagères au milieu de la foule — Checkout 19 avec sa couverture blanche noire et rouge et sa peinture de Gill Button, une femme qui me regardait. Alors je me suis dit que j’allais de nouveau essayer. J’ai payé un chai latte six euros cinquante, six euros de thé et cinquante centimes de supplément pour de l’avoine mixée. Je me suis assise dehors sur les tables en bois à côté d’un homme sérieux qui travaillait et j’avais si froid dans ce matin d’avril piquant que ça me faisait monter les larmes au creux des yeux ( — je faisais comme si elles n’étaient pas là avant).

Et puis là d’un coup j’ai compris ce livre, tout de suite je l’ai aimé, comme on sait tout de suite qu’on va aimer un livre et qu’on va en parler, qu’on va écrire ce texte, pendant qu’on le lit on se dit je ferai ce lien avec le film d’Isabel Coixtet et ça enlèvera absolument toute réalité à la tristesse, elle ne sera plus que des mots sur une page de blog qui racontent les mots d’une autre. La tristesse se sera cognée sur les pages du livre et elle sera partie loin, très loin, se loger au coin des yeux d’une autre fille qui se dira à son tour Basically, I’m a happy person

Checkout 19 est, de premier abord, un livre sur la lecture, sur la littérature, sur le langage. Il commence par un texte sur l’acte physique de lire qui est à la fois drôle et révélateur, presque comme dans un spectacle de stand up quand on se dit tiens c’est drôle parce que c’est vrai.

Ensuite on tourne les pages et puis ce roman-essai-récit, peu importe ce qu’il est, ressemble de plus en plus à L’histoire sans fin ou à une sorte de livre dont on serait le héros, on a l’impression d’être dedans. On navigue dans ses phrases comme dans une forêt et parfois Claire-Louise Bennett sort la machette et elle déblaie complètement le paysage. Elle offre ça — une phrase magnifique, une phrase sublime, une phrase vraie. Et on ne sait pas pourquoi, c’est exactement ce qu’on avait besoin de lire. Même en fermant le livre on ne saura pas pourquoi c’était exactement ce qu’on avait besoin de lire.

Checkout 19 n’est pas : une lettre d’amour à la fiction, un hommage à la littérature, un édifice à la gloire Grands Auteurs Ce n’est pas : une manière de raconter que la littérature guérit ou répare — mais quelque part ça le raconte quand même, sinon pourquoi on aurait payé six euros cinquante pour le lire en buvant un chai latte (et pourquoi on l’aurait posté sur instagram si ce n’est pour dire – regardez comme j’aime lire et pas pleurer, j’aime mieux lire que pleurer et voilà la preuve, tout va bien, je n’ai pas menti)

C’est un livre incroyablement dynamique et prenant sur l’acte de lire, sur ce que les livres font en nous, de bon et de moins bon, sur les livres que l’on prête, qui restent sur l’étagère, qui déménagent ou non avec nous. Sur les livres qu’on prend trop au sérieux. Sur ce qu’ils font et ce qu’ils ne font pas et sur la vie qui s’accumule autour d’eux. Sur l’identité qu’on construit autour et sur la manière si profonde dont on VEUT dont on VOUDRAIT si fort que les livres nous définissent.

C’est un livre plein d’énumérations (le langage est à son centre, l’amour profond des mots, de leurs sonorités, de la manière imprévue dont ils se répondent), c’est un livre drôle, un peu absurde, un livre sur les personnages qu’on invente et sur les histoires qu’on griffonne sur des cahiers. Et parfois quand on croit que Claire-Louise Bennett a oublié que quelqu’un la lisait elle nous donne tout, elle trace les contours de l’intérieur de nous.

Malgré nous, même si le livre dit le contraire, elle nous répare un peu peut-être (et on sourit de penser à un tel cliché).

We confused life with literature and made the mistake of believing that everything going on around us was telling us something, something about our own little existences, our own undeveloped hearts, and, most crucially of all, about what to come. What was to come ? What was to come? We wanted to know, we wanted to know what lay ahead of us very very much, it was all we could think about and it was so unclear — yet at the same time it was all too clear. (Chekout 19)

C’est un livre sur ce que je suis en train de faire, sur cette propension qui m’agace de devoir faire des histoires, raconter des faits. C’est sur moi, en train de faire sens d’un moment qui n’en avait pas, c’est sur ce mouvement qui nous pousse à croire qu’on est le personnage d’une histoire qui vaut la peine d’être racontée. Et le livre résiste à ça et en y résistant il nous ouvre des portes fabuleuses. Mais ce livre est aussi très drôle et de ce fait, il ne nous juge jamais. Il nous comprend et c’est la moindre des politesses que de le comprendre en retour.

C’est aussi un livre sur les classes sociales, sur l’université, sur le confort matériel, sur le fait de ne pas vouloir lire des autrices qui se sont suicidées au cas où on aurait envie de garder ça pour nous si on a une pulsion un jour (basically, I’m a happy person).

C’est un livre sur les hommes décevants, les hommes qui donnent des livres mais ont l’impression de donner des grenades, un livre sur la lecture comme acte collectif mais sur l’expérience humaine qui est si fondamentalement si incroyablement si impossiblement solitaire qu’on est obligées d’écrire encore et encore et encore en espérant en dire ne serait-ce qu’un pourcent.

C’est un livre sur mille choses à la fois, je finis tout ça en me disant qu’il y a peu de chances que vous ayez envie de le lire (ou même que vous ayez fini ce texte jusqu’au bout). Un livre pour toutes les fois où on est des gens fondamentalement heureux mais quand même, il faut bien le dire, méga tristes.

Un livre pour maintenant. 

[Le livre est disponible en français sous le titre Caisse 19, traduit par Thierry Decottignies aux éditions Scribes/Gallimard]

[lets-zofifi-stuff]

I remember talking to the councelor in the middle shool. Nice lady but I little lost I think. Once I told her I like to write short stories about monters.

"Maybe you are turning your problems into monsters in your stories?" she said immediately.

"Huh, um, I don't think so? Usually the monsters are the good guys in them..."

She had no idea what to say to that. She just dropped the subject.

[benibevan]

my profile theme right now is based of the sans and papyrus lost soul battle becus i love them and i think its very cool when sans says "you'll never see 'em again" and papyrus just goes completely silent like "..." becus i think it implies much. like people talk a lot about how sans could be from deltarune and stuff but leave papyrus out of it and i dont like that like yeah sans bleeds and papyrus doesnt and a lot of things "would not make sense" and stuff BUT unlike many other monsters they BOTH last a little before dying like papyrus gets HIS HEAD CUT OFF BUT BOTH HIS BODY AND HEAD LAST A LITTLE unlike how it was said that monsters turn to dust IMMEDIATELY after getting a fatal blow or something like that ALSO there is the fact that papyrus' magic behaves different that other monters but that would be too hard to explain and i dont have time. so like in conclusion i think it should be more talked about that when sans says that papyrus goes silent and how it HEAVILY implies that he was the one sans was talking to not you but yeah thats it so have the pictures and the gif i guess.

right now i am trying to make a few videos to explain my theories but its hard but i am confident in my answers to things that "would not make sense" after going through them a few times but idk. anyway bye lol

[group-4anthology]

GROUP 4 ANTHOLOGY

“Wave”

Under the waves where shadows crawl,

The ocean’s deep stirs fear in all.

Secrets are drawn by tides to the beach,

Fear whispers in the ocean’s screech.

Unspoken plea of black depths,

Unknown horrors drifts and steps.

Crashes of waves sound like a bell,

The sky is afraid even when all is well.

Deep forever, shadows hover.

The truth is concealed in moonlit water.

Caught up in eternal tides,

An unknown place where fear resides.

Fear subsides and flows as the sea does,

We see how the tides confine us.

But even in the deepest ocean,

Courage will always be in motion.

“Shadow“

In the shadows of the night, fear creeps,

Whispers of doubt, as darkness seeps.

A shiver down the spine, a silent cry,

Fear takes hold, as dreams fly by.

So fear not the shadows, fear not the night,

For within you, burns a guiding light.

Face your fears, with courage true,

And fear will fade, leaving room for you.

For courage blooms, a vibrant flower,

In face of fear, in darkest hour.

It whispers hope, with gentle grace,

And leads us forth, to find our place.

But fear is just a fleeting guest,

A whisper lost, a test, at best.

It has no power, save the one

We give to it, beneath the sun.

“ Darkness night"

The shadows lengthen, night descends,

A chill wind whispers, fear transcends.

My heart beats faster, a frantic drum,

The unknown lurks, a coming storm.

A creak, a groan, a rustling sound,

My senses heighten, I'm bound.

Imagination paints a ghastly scene,

Fear's icy grip, a chilling queen.

I search for solace, a safe embrace,

But darkness lingers, leaving no trace.

My mind races, a captive thought,

Fear's icy fingers, tightly caught.

But dawn will break, the light will rise,

Fear's grip will loosen, a gentle demise.

Hope will return, a beacon bright,

Dispelling the shadows, banishing the night

“ Monster “

Fear is the monster inside of us,

It whisper lies, relentless, thus,

It feeds on doubt, it twist our trust,

Turning calm to trembling dust.

It creeps through thoughts, a darkened mist,

A shadowy hand, a clenched fist,

It blind our hearts with chains unseen,

And haunts our step in very scene

But monters fall when truth is near,

Their power wanes when faced with cheer,

For in the light, we see their guise,

And watch them fade before our eyes

Fear is a monster, yes it's true,

But it's one what we can see right through

For when we rise, and when we fight,

The monster shrinks, lost in the fight

“ Dark”

This fear has gripped you tight,

It's holding on with all its might.

The self-doubt is stopping you,

From doing what you want to do.

The dark use to be a place of fear,

A place you wanted to steer clear,

But once you were pulled so deep inside,

You had to look within and find your stride.

Your inner self believes in you,

Knowing exactly what you can do,

It knows you can overcome this fear,

So have faith and trust in your self, my dear.

Its time to bid fear a goodbye,

Its time to rise up in the sky,

I promise not to fear hereby,

And to every failure I shall retry!

[hyzenthlayroseart]

Another drawing based on that kaiju character Zora I made. So in the nonexistent monster movie she would exist in, the movie ends with the humans successfully killing her, the day is saved, everyone celebrates, then the camera zooms over somewhere to show that she's laid five eggs. Cue sequel.

If you're wondering where Zora's mate is, there isn't one. This species reproduces asexually.

So onto Zora's offspring...

Goliath is, as his name implies, the biggest of all his siblings and even bigger than his mother was. He also moves slower than the others due to his gargantuan size, but obviously that doesn't make him any less dangerous. He has a gleefully sadistic attitude, happily laughing while stomping on and eating people and knocking over buildings.

Diego is just as sadistic as his brother, albeit with a cold, stoic demeanor. While Goliath just mindlessly kills and causes destruction out of mindless glee, Diego is more intelligent and behaves more like a real animal tracking and stalking his pray.

Ghost was born with a mutation that caused her to have two pupils in each eye. Because of this she has very blurry eyesight which just makes her more dangerous due to how unpredictable her attacks are. She's not very intelligent either, mainly just acting like a lost, confused animal.

Catastrophe is an absolute psychopath and just as gleefully sadistic as Goliath, albeit much faster than him due to her smaller size. She's basically Goliath on crack.

Hestia is just as intelligent as Diego and acts as the leader of the siblings. While she does stomp and eat people just as much as her siblings, she isn't exactly sadistic about it, mainly just stomping on people because it's kinda hard not to when you're a giant kaiju navigating through a city, and as for her eating people, well, a monter's still gotta eat right?

Anyway, dealing with Zora was already bad enough, but dealing with five more Zoras, three of which are sadists and one who's even bigger than the already giant Zora? R.I.P humanity.

[chambergambit]

i want the very end of the smoke monter lost sound to be like my text alert. yknow the part where it goes vvvOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!