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this should not have gagged me as hard as it did

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Even if you make $200,000 a year, each one of them has more money than you'll make in literally a million years.

And if you're complaining about how expensive everything is, most likely you make a hell of a lot less than $200,000 a year.

What in the world could possibly make you think that Trump cares about you?

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Let's see some more of that "competence."

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oh my god

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oh my god

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clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock

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I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

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cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

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i hope every single one of you outlives these hateful fucks on the news right now. i hope each and every one of you is able to find joy and support throughout these tumultuous times and i hope you get to live so fiercely as yourself. i hope you wake up one day to news that you’ve outlived those pieces of absolute shit and whether that brings you joy or relief or hope or what have you, i hope you live to see that day

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hope the people who didnt vote democrat because they suported israel feel real good rn that trump is literally suporting no one but israel

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i am lucky to be capable of curling up in the fetal position but i wish i was an animal who could truly roll up into a ball

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i just need to hold on until the trees start blooming again

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