#loser sirius black agenda

[rudamaruda520]

femme sirius this, overly masculine sirius that, smartest guy on earth sirius here, half a brain cell sirius there...

you can portray him as you like. you just have to remember that he's a loser.

loser Sirius Black 2024

[nettedtangible]

Hate to say it bc I know the fandom froths it but... Regulus speaking French to James when James has no idea what he's saying is such a loser move. Like, yeah if it's a swear or he's like doing a sexy turning him on by speaking french thing, sure. But just slipping in and out of French like??? omg what a lame thing to do. If i busted out my second language casually when talking to my friends they would never stop giving me shit for it.

I just feel like ppl don't do that. Unless they're trying real hard to flex. Which Reg does. Love him so much he's honestly such a loser.

[shanneyney]

Sirius is someone who's soo fucking cool to everyone who doesnt know him but to his close friends he's a fucking loser

[polaroidcats]

I really think we need more fics and headcanons with pro capitalist marauders!! Would love it if people sent me headcanons or ideas or prompts for any of the following:

finance bro Sirius taking over the Black corporate empire, flying his private jet daily to meet up with his lovely wife Marlene McKinnon, headhunter and girlboss extraordinaire

Remus Lupin, ex-marxist loser who finally understands the true merits of capitalism and defends billionaires on facebook in his spare time

corporate lawyer James Potter who only cares about making money and specialises in defending oil companies who try to cover up their environmental sins, he has to provide for his tradwife Lily and their beautiful baby boy Harry after all

Regulus, peace activist and leftist punk, he's an idealistic dreamer, often struggling with his brother's capitalist views

anything else really i am very open to new agendas!! ❤️

[hedgehog-troops]

LOSER REMUS AGENDA RISE!!!

(no but imagINEEE remus is just a quiet nerd in school, being in all the high clubs and stuff, trying so so hard to be in first place and he HATES these two guys who always come in first or second place. he knows nothing about them other than their names. but hes decided he hates them. hes never seen them either.

and then sirius and james who are football bros and sirius has THE BIGGESSST hallway crush on remus like everytime they see remus theyre hyperventilating, screaming, crying and yelling (internally, but then externally to a VERY tired james and peter)

sirius finds out that remus practically lives in the library and then they starts going to the library to talk to remus and stuff.

remus refers to them as the hot study buddy(in his head) and an idiot irl.

its takes months for remus to find iut that THIS is the person that has been consistently beating him and he only finds out when sirius invites him to one of their football matches and sirius gives him their jersey and it says "BLACK" on the back.)

yeah i need to study.

love the whole "Remus is gryffindor's casanova" most of you have going on but that is not me AT ALL.

He's a weird, lanky, scar covered book nerd loser who seemingly gets sick at least once a month and is the dude who's weirdly close with the nurse of all faculty. he is absolutely NOT getting bitches. he is getting ZERO play. his game is NON EXISTENT.

[rudamaruda520]

Remus and Marlene: *literally just standing*

Sirius: Woah, you really put "L" in LGBT you absolute losers

Remus and Marlene: *standing in even more awkward, autistic way*

[rudamaruda520]

@arggghhhsstuff that's actually so valid