#look i dunno what im doing man

[tangledinink]

i watch you because i want to keep you safe. you watch the rest of the world because you want the same thing.

[ the gemini. ]

[thebrainrotsreal]

Listen there's a half chance the hands and stuff do not work this way, but simply?? pretend they do ig ??? Had to get some Vlad out of my system, so behold my fav ghostie on the planet! Wine drinker, petty plotter, my love, haha!

[acidicpenumbra]

two "ultimate" level douchebags

[tea-and-finalfantasy]

the "is kain highwind good in bed" AND "is barbariccia good in bed" polls being wrong for not being "100% yes these two FUCK" bc y'all are overlooking:

you mean to tell me that man would settle for being mediocre at ANYTHING??

esp a man whose motivation is love--love absolutely entwined with fierce desire??? this man has to beat back his yearning and emotions back with a stick and this surely includes an undercurrent of horniness that's probably "dealt with" with a "well i'm certainly not gonna think about THAT again" and he forces his brain to not remember it when it happens

an undercurrent of horniness that just goes overlooked or undiscussed bc edge is there

also u mean to tell me u think kain is bad in bed like. who the fuck is good in bed then????? name someone other than yang. certainly not edge. we cannot be discussing kain like this when edge of all people is right there

but the most important option we're overlooking (other than the fact that this man could fuck u in a squatting position, knees bent at a perfect 90 degree angle, and never get tired) is cecil (canonically) being the one with perverse interests and kain (and rosa) being the one who actually does anything abt it

like busting in his room like I SEE YOU READING THAT, YOU BETTER ASK ME FOR SOMETHING, DON'T ACT SHY AROUND ME NOW, CECIL HARVEY

quote attributed to both rosa and kain

(no but i love the idea of kain who is quiet and level-headed when by himself but as soon as he's with cecil he's like "i KNOW you don't stick up for yourself or say what you're thinking so i'm abt to be the loudest bitch in the room so u don't have to be")

barbariccia defense list much more streamlined:

monster woman

hair related bondage, suspension, whatever other creative things u could envision her using it for

i think the only example u could use of these two not fucking like champs would be them fucking each other where sometimes they're more concerned abt devouring each other and it's just like [furniture destroyed] [someone is bleeding] [waking up the next day not actually gotten off at all just having rolled around on the floor wrestling and then passed out]

[randomminty]

I wanted to draw misakis funny shirt so so so badly but i couldnt draw her hat for the life of me :,,,,(

[spikeyjo]

also uh im kind of not thinking about it much because its insane. but if everything goes right (and i mean a considerable amount of things that probably wont go as planned) but if they DO... i will have a major surgery in like two weeks

[shrimp1y]

As cute as satosugu's anime appearances are so far don't u guys think they kinda... is mischaracterizing them....

[microwaving-tesilid-argente]

hm. hey. there's been multiple instances where ailette and tesilid have been out and away from civilisation for the whole day, if not days, and yet there's never been any mention of tesilid having stubble.

now obviously this is because this is a rofan and our male leads aren't allowed to be anything other than conventionally attractive 🙄 but for a moment let's do the more ridiculous thing and assume that it's because tesilid genuinely doesn't have any stubble for ailette to comment on.

before we start delving into the possible implications of this, let's systematically go through all the instances tesilid should have stubble, but doesn't. (or at least the instances i recall, anyway)

(contains spoilers for season 3 of the manhwa onwards)

1. Start of the 17th

Tesilid is unconscious for a couple of days. This can easily be explained away as Ailette having helped him shave while he's unconscious. Kind of a weird thing to do for a guy you've only met twice, while he's unconscious, but these two have always been kind of weirdly familiar with each other so whatever.

2. Bandit Village arc (?)

They apparently hadn't been able to bath for a while before this. Or maybe it was before they went to the town where they reunited with Hestio and Ephael. i can't remember. But it's a little weird if they're not able to wipe themselves down, but somehow have water to shave Tesilid's face. you do need water to shave right? or maybe you don't and Tesilid gets nicks and small cuts all over his face and Ailette heals him immediately?? lmao

2. Post-Saintess reveal

This can be easily explained away as Ailette having stashed away a razor in the bathroom of the cottage. She'd planned to use that house as a getaway post-Divine Advent, after all - she had a teleportation stone linked to it for a reason. Might as well provide whatever Tesilid needs to be comfy while she's unconscious.

3. Post-Magic Republic Dungeon

Tesilid hides Ailette away in a dungeon where time passes faster than in the human world. But when they emerge, everyone thinks they've been gone for only half a day. Now that's a little weird 🤨 Ailette only wakes up in the Vatican, so it's not like she could have helped him clean up, either.

4. Post-Mirror Dungeon

Ailette is unconscious for a couple of days again, and she even feels bad for Tesilid because it means he hadn't been able to eat the whole time; he doesn't have access to her inventory. Again, no mention of him looking terribly haggard because of stubble on his face. You would think that this is the first thing you notice on a person which makes them look scruffy and tired.

So here's the explanations i came up with:

Tesilid's face doesn't have pores 🤨

The Strict Order doesn't let Tesilid have access to most shit, but there's a handy razor that he carries around all the time because god forbid god's favourite creation grow stubble. Growing stubble goes against the religion's teachings or something, i don't know

Through his regressions, Tesilid has somehow acquired a passive ability that sort of freezes his body in time. Or maybe an ultra specific skill that stops the growth of stubble

His stubble isn't as visible because his hair is white or something.

My estimate of how often men need to shave their face is terribly off. maybe some men's beards just grows at a really slow rate. i wouldn't know

🤔🤔

thanks for listening to my tedtalk

[robocops-a-christ-allegory]

I am not ever calling people puritans unless theyre actually saying puritanical shit as christians. I am not doing this. Even in cases where theyre actually wrong and its not just people being mad that teenagers have internet access and are saying their opinions on twitter

[justablah56]

I'm literally going to explode and die I sent my best friend a playlist I have about her for valentines day because I love her , but now I'm listening to and being like whoooaaah man those songs are wayyyy too vulnerable why did you think this was a good idea what the fuck

[doodlboy]

Fuckign...bnnuy

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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[gojowh0rcs]

me reading hcs with a reader that thinks theyre being funny and sassy but are really just being mean and stinky to gojo:

[butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway]

On the one hand I haven't eaten anything today and that's definitely a failure by rehab standards, on the other hand I ate an entire 2000 calories yesterday and if I eat anything right now I think I might throw up. So.

I guess it is what it is. I just want to be a normal person who eats normal amounts of food. Why is that so damn hard?

[robotwrangler]

My final verdict on the twilight movies: wish it was about Carlisle instead

[rexscanonwife]

Been a weird day. I'm gonna pass out soon.