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As a special treat to myself for finishing the Foster Care AU, and to celebrate chapter 3 (Ray's pov) going up: I commissioned the amazing @buttercookie-art for some Best Dad Ray Molina holding world's most deserved mug.
#julie and the phantoms#foster care au#ray molina#best dad ray molina#look at this dilf#yes I did ask Ryn 'can you draw him in the Slutty White Henley'#'here are too many reference pictures'#commission
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i bring you: my casual clothes tankman design (and steve too) i am so normal about found family tankdad
happy pride month lol
#pico's school#tankmen#fnf fanart#fnf#fnf pico#moon art#feel free to roast me for my weird design decisions#or ask me questions abt my design decisions! pls talk to me about my art it would make me happy. my askbox is always open#tankdad#friday night funkin#pico newgrounds#pico fnf#friday night funkin'#tankman#sergeant john captain#tankmen captain#tankmen steve#steve tankmen#daddy dearest#fnf daddy dearest#newgrounds#i posted sketches of him to ng last year but he looks so much better in these that the old pics make me cringe lol#this was a lot of time and effort for what amounts to glorified doodle sheets but. listen.#had to introduce him to y'all properly before i potentially go stupid go crazy with him#cw smoking#cw alcohol#edit: yall goin nutty damn. someone on ng called him a dilf too its fucking over#1k
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In Ursa Wren lives AU, what was her reaction the first time she met Din? Cause I'm kinda imagining her being like “Seriously? This guy is Mand’alor now?”
LMAO yeah probably
(donation doodles! // tip jar)
#“sabine challenge him for it. you got taught by that blind dilf you can beat him“ ”mOM I CAN BARELY LOOK AFTER A CAT I CANT BE MAND'ALOR”#ursa wren#star wars#star wars rebels#ursa wren lives au#my doods#thanks for the ask!
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Hugh Jackman as Logan 'Wolverine' Howlett in X-men: Days Of Future Past
#his sexiest look apart from xmen origins#daddy and dilf#logan howlett#marvel#mcu#avengers#marveledit#mcuedits#wolverine#mcuedit#mcugif#marvelgif#xmenedit#xmen#xmengif#xmen wolverine#xmen logan howlett#hugh jackman#hughjackmanedit#loganhowlettedit#loganhowlettgif#xmen days of future past#xmen dofp#avengersedit#avengersgif#wolverinegif#wolverineedit#xmenedits#xmengifs#xmen gifs
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cw (18+): sub!art, afab + femme!character, age gap, crying/dacryphilia, art being a sad and lonely hot guy in his forties, tashi and art never really got together, creampie
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dilf!art getting with a pretty young thing from down the block. . .
he always admired her effortless confidence and the way her body moved when she walked down the street to the corner store every weekend.
always watched her return from his brownstone apartment window; a pack of cinnamon gum and a case of peach seltzer in her hands.
she’s beautiful and bouncy and everything he didn’t get to have in his youth when he was too sucked into tennis to let himself live a little. he lost tashi to patrick. that was that. and he never tried dating again until about ten or so years ago.
they were all flings that crashed and burned their way through his thirties. meaningless moments where all he was left with was a wet dick and a heaviness in his chest. he hated it. he was done with it.
until her.
she was different.
she sparked a conversation with him one day when they ran into each other outside his doorstep. she was cracking jokes that only made her seem more intriguing because art didn’t understand the social context behind them— he was no longer hip and cool, he’d accepted it. but that, combined with the pop of her hip she did when she was making him laugh (not to mention the way she smacked her gum + batted her lashes when she smiled; all pearly whites) made him feel like even more of a creep.
but now she’s bouncing on his cock and gazing down at him while he gasps and squirms like a livewire underneath her.
they’ve only really known each other for a week and a half.
“say thank you, Artie,” she purrs, her hand tracing the spattered flush on his chest, “say it.”
he bucks his hips up as much as he can to meet her movements, and bites his lip hard enough to taste metal when his tip bumps her cervix.
“thank you, oh my god, thank you— thank you, thank you—! ha-aah-!”
he babbles; a broken record of whines and shaky moans. his throat hurts from all of the sounds being pulled from him when the most he’s talked all month has come from just a couple of boring, remote interviews about his athletic career.
and her, of course.
god, it’s all her..
he swallows and keens, and then his eyes are watering.
and then he’s sobbing. he’s choking on his tears and yet he’s still feeling the tight coil of warmth tense further and further and further-
“don’t cry,” she whispers, leaning down to kiss the wetness from his cheeks, her hips swiveling to ride him harder just as the first slimy blurt of his orgasm spills inside, “you’re a good boy, okay? you’re perfect… a total catch…”
she smells like candy. she’s wiping his tears now.
“oh fuck, thank you-uu—hnghh!”
art lifts his hips, his face crumpling with pleasure and sadness, before he yelps and his climax wipes him out. his whole body trembles as he feels his cock pulse and coat her pussy with gooey clots of his spend. he’s practically wheezing.
he grips onto her hips fiercely; like if he doesn’t squeeze hard enough she’ll just go *poof*, and then he’ll be alone again.
“.. ungh, ‘m sorry, im cumming inside you, im cumming, im so sorry,” he whimpers, the aftershocks leaving him feeling bare and weak. stripped of all of his armor. if he even had any left to begin with.
she kisses his shoulder gently, and then she’s dipping her glossy lips down to whisper right next to his ear. her dainty necklace chills his skin when it dangles from her body and meets his collarbone. she’s so close to him.
“don’t worry, Mr. Donaldson…
you’ll be a great daddy.”
#🩷 - thirsts#cw age gap#i don’t know where this came from#this might be the one of the first times i’ve written a lil thing where it doesn’t involve x reader#idk who this gal is but she’s a cool young woman that doms dilf art when he’s feeling worthless so#there’s depthhh to their relationship lmao#i missed making my posts look cutesy#idk#art donaldson smut#challengers smut
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my orv reading experience
#orv#omniscient reader's viewpoint#joongdok#kim dokja#nirvana moebius#sched#i love how orv keeps making fun of kdj being ugly#even though he's not#but you know#beautification of art style but irl kdj will look like a fruit that's been stepped on#i'm gonna fuck him anyways#wait how could i forget the dilf#yoo joonghyuk#iunart
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the terror (2018) requires a rewatch not only bc it is so good it will settle in the core of your brain and grow and spread there like a fungus until you die but also bc it is a show about a hundred something bearded victorian white men on a ship in the same clothes and by the time you start figuring out what name is attached to which guy half of them are already dead
#imma keep it real with y'all final episode when ned is like 'we gotta save the captain'#and dundy is like 'no we gotta move on'#i deadass was sitting there like 'whos this guy' bc id never connected the name le vesconte to his face#also when he was getting his toes snipped off i thought he was just some guy. complete blind spot in my brain for him#which is wild bc i would honestly start sucking face if he looked at me for 2 secs. dilf <3#there's simply too much going on every ep to keep a grip on what muttonchops belong to who the first time around fr#the terror
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first art post :3 im mostly an insta artist so ,…. pls be nice to me 🙏
#invincible#mark grayson#invincible season 2#omni man#omni man fanart#cecil stedman#invincible spoilers#omni man invincible#fanart#digitial art#digital painting#dilf :33#im normal about him#need him painting my guts#i was gonna make a rlly cool bg but gave up.#now it js looks bland ;;;;sososorry#i always use my discord watermark <<<<#illustration#artwork#my art#invincible fanart
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to anyone who still isn’t on board with percy jackson as marine veterinarian, i ask you to consider something
percy wearing scrubs
#sorry for the long post#also#insert stubble beard#call him mcdreamy#because#it’s giving derek shepherd#and with his tan complexion and sarcastic troublemaker smile he looks look like a beach dude in scrubs#the bead necklace and arm tattoo probably doesn’t help#GUYS HE’S GONNA BE A DILF#AHHHH#i need to calm the fuck down#somebody put me in a corner#percy jackson#marine vet percy#pjo#heroes of olympus#percabeth#pjo headcanons#lol#greys anatomy
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maybe don't name ur plane-loving husband's daughter after a dead pilot...
Dude the way my jaw dropped. The gasp I gusp.
Listen!! Listen. I thought it was SO clever ok!! It's dedicated to him and Emily!
Maybe it's a prophecy... love u Amelia it was nice knowing u.... or maybe I should just make her build a habit of refueling as often as possible...
#sdv#sdv harvey#don't look at my kind of demented looking baby#i don't know how to draw childrn....#be distracted by the dilf#i worked so hard on her ok she's like my baby frlz#Amelia Sodbuster my darling baby#no i don't have a favorite child#the other ones called Apollo i had him as a jumpscare it was so funny wait I'll tell u later#i love him too#they both look nothing like me#whose white ass babies are these#lol anyway right tags#stardew valley#sdv fanart#stardew fanart#stardew harvey#sdv farmer#sdv oc#that's it right?#ok bye love u#lol um#Amelia Earhart#i guess#i hope my child doesn't get eaten by crabs#my art#harmony sodbuster
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9 years ago, Daredevil S1 premiered on Netflix and changed lives
Next year, we get to see Matt Murdock again for one whole show 🥹
A whole decade next year! Look at how much he's grown 🤧❤️
#daredevil#matt murdock#charlie cox#daredevil born again#he has simply gotten finer with that dilf-y look 🤧#i can't believe charlie has been playing matt for a whole decade at this point 🥺
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a selection of noel certified dilf pics from twxtter user noelcakes23
#it's dilf season do YOU have YOUR hunting license??#noel gallagher#the 30 pic limit on tumblr made choosing these an excruciating exercise in killing your darlings#highly recommend looking at the rest of them over on twxtter there are some bangers#the countdown has begun for liam to find that thread
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When nanami died and I was momentarily dilf-less
#yes I DO count nanamin as a dilf even tho he's only a couple years older than me#nanami you will never be replaced but I mean c'mon look at higuruma#he was scientifically tailored to all of my types#nanami kento#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#mine#kento nanami#meme#higuruma hiromi#hiromi higuruma
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oughghghffgghhggg
(series 8, episode 22 • “Everybody Dies”)
#yes these are actually in order he’s looking at house then he looks down when he smiles then he looks back up again while smiling#hugh laurie#robert sean leonard#rsl#hilson#hey rsl fans who’ve only seen him as neil perry in dead poets society listen up: i have very good news for you!#this is a very gay show that ran for 8 years and has 177 episodes and rsl plays the second main character#and the gays do actually successfully run away together! these are screencaps to prove it!#dps#dead poets society#gregory house#james wilson#some of their best dilf looks fr#hate crimes md#house md#starlightseraph’s brainrot
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mission start!
gain early access to all my content on patreon!
#took a tiny break from this comic to finish some jobs but im back into it#someone on patreon said that theyre like charlie's angels but more murderous#someone ELSE on tiktok said they looked like mean girls#which would make ghost regina george for what its worth#both interpretations hold water#also i sorta see this as starting a new arc in the saga#post-locker-room-tryst#interesting dynamics to explore#im very excited#ALSO#this is the first time ive drawn price#isnt that fucking nuts#im sorry it took me so long to get to the resident dilf#i love barry sloane so much#anyway#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#konig#captain john price#ghostsoap#ghostsoapkonig#soapbox saga
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RICK GRIMES The Ones Who Live
#there he is#the mayor of DILF City#Rick Grimes#*#rg#The Ones Who Live#i was at work but here ya go#*petting his hair*#rick in a crewneck is both cozy and adorable and weird as hell#stealing it anyway#still look pretty in red#excuse me but the nose™#that sass tho#now that makes me happy
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