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My contribution to @amphibianaday's 2023 amphibian pride parade.
Went with a Wallace's flying frog/Abah river flying frog/gliding frog/flying leaf frog/parachute frog (Rhacophorus nigropalmatus) because I have adored them since the first time I saw a photo of one. It can glide from tree to tree! How cool is that? Like a flying squirrel, except frog.
Drew this while waiting for the bus, and on the bus, with some touch-up at home.
#amphibian pride 2023#frog#flying frog#Wallace's flying frog#asexual#aromantic#amphibian#Rhacophorus nigropalmatus#digital art#bus ride doodles#autodesk sketchbook#seriously this frog is cool you should look it up#look at their ridiculous feet
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oh no im stupid i just checked their heights again
#XELQUA SHOULD NOT BE THAT HEIGHT 5 YEAR OLDS ARE 3 FEET TALL ...#i remembered i write grian being 5'0 and then i was like.. oh right what does that look like next to.... oh no#i dont accurately draw heights bc ... i cannot be bothered... but its funny when i say things and its ridiculous#when i said xelqua was small for his age i didn't realize just how small...hes.. so bébé...#BUT like i also said it goes up and down sometimes ^_^ ! confusing for grian#xelqua doesnt quite ever make it to 3 feet but he gets close#idk why im so surprised by 5 year olds being 3 feet tall i remember my cousin being that age and she was at my stomach adkghjkda#picturing heights in my head is not easy#grian: i dont know why hes so small. i feed him ! (grian was that height at that age)
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Grant Turner and I commission by @unusualmuffin-art
#(⸝⸝⸝⚆_⚆⸝⸝⸝)♡ OUGGHHHHH. OGUFUGUHHHHH AGAGGAGGGHHHHHHHH#They're so#they're#SCREMAING SCREAMING SCREAMING#HELP#They're 𝗦𝗢 𝗖𝗨𝗧𝗘!!!! Just two dorks being 𝗦𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗬 and 𝗙𝗟𝗜𝗥𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 in his parent's old log cabin!!!!!#uuHGHHHHhhhhn!!!!!#The way the kisses lead up to his face 🥴🥴🥴#I'm#oh wow#GRANT'S BIG SEXY BEEFY ARMS HRRGHHHHHHHH WOOOF WOOF BARK BARK (⸝⸝⸝ᵒ̴̶̷﹃ ᵒ̴̶̷⸝⸝⸝)♡!!!#I'm so normal about them#I'M SO NORMAL#GOD I 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 GRANT'S SMILE IN THIS!!!!!#fuc#I#His expression is ridiculously hot I'm dizzy (⸝⸝𖦹﹏𖦹⸝⸝)♡ FAV.FAV.FAV. omgomgomg his hair look so softttttt.#ALSO HER HAIR LOOKS SO 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗬𝗬𝗬𝗬!!!! OHHHHHH HER EXPRESSION!!! GIRL IS HAVING 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗛𝗘𝗥 𝗟𝗜𝗙𝗘!!!!!!#I need him so bad#Unusualmuffin-art did such an 𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗕𝗟𝗘 job!!!#(��ु ˃̶͈̀ ᗨ ˂̶͈́)੭ु⁾⁾ Go check them out!!! Her commissions are open!!! You just need to check the Google submission form for the prices!!!!#Seriously it looks 𝗚𝗢𝗥𝗚𝗘𝗢𝗨𝗦!!!! THYE GOT ME GIGGLING TWIRLING MY HAIR KICKING MY FEET AND DOING LAPS AROUND MY APARTMENT!!!!!!#Grant Turner#Unknown#UnknownVisualNovel#Unknown Visual Novel#Self ship#Selfshipping#F/O#TakenForGranted
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A part of me dies every single time i see someone trying to make tickling painful, dark, disgusting or degrading.
#“tickle me until i puke”#“if you laugh while i tickle your feet i'm going to kill your entire family in front of you 😈🪶”#“you look ridiculous and pathetic laughing like that”#?!?!?!?!#go fuck yourself?#seriously get the fuck away from me#that shit's genuinely so triggering
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wake up girlies, another low quality webcam interview just dropped
#no stop he looks so good i’m gonna be SICK#and the little “Cill” in the corner??? are you kidding meeeeeeee#😵💫😵💫😵💫#twirling my hair kicking my feet 🙈💖✨#but fr#we’re gonna need to start a crowdfunding campaign to get him a better camera#bc this is ridiculous#cillian murphy#my gif
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AND JUST WHEN YOU'VE HIT ROCK BOTTOM, YOU WANT TO FUCK A BLONDE GUY.
was so lucky to get to commission my most beloved @delicateweaponjpg as i enter my ultimate cringeflop era and boy!!!! goodness gracious did nika fucking blow this out of the water!!!! lyo looking so fucking good with her 10ft tall mass murderer 🥰 the PINK! please commission nika if you get the chance, her work speaks for itself!
#— commissions.#— c. doflamingo donquixote.#— c. lyo khudyakova.#typing out his name always feels so ridiculous but here we are !!#anyway going to skip work to cry and scream and throw up etc because they look so fucking good it's unreal.#ugh!!!!#good morning apologies for the fox girl jumpscare and the dog leash jumpscare and the doflamingo jumpscare and the#(you get it.)#technically think this might be#— nsft.#even though the chokechain is really just to give her a shot at kicking his ass when he has 5 feet on her.
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Galatic Cat and Astro Dog by Creep Cat Toy Co.
#plushies#plush#...... i dont know what tags people who post about plushies use sorry everybody im a fake fan#ive already posted about these guys before (more as in losing my mind upon finding them) but i thought id make a little formal post#showing off their pics and the link to the site because i love them so much and i think you should look at them#according to their site creep cat is a only 3-people-owned small business and they sell lots of fun looking plushies#including plushies that are 6 FEET LONG#theyre of course quite expensive but so ridiculously massive its amazing#i stumbled upon them completely by accident but i dream of having galactic cat in my arms every night its so so perfect#unfortunately i dont think i can afford it nor am i sure if theyd be able to ship all the way over here. so i cope#🧃.txt
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I just finished Skypeia AGHHHFJHHHH it was so GOOD
#One Piece#My favorite arc BY FAR#It was really long! But it wasn’t Alabasta long!!#Also Noland’s backstory deadass made me tear up that shit was so sad#Idk this arc just really kept me hooked. Like there wasn’t really a point I got super bored#Even with all the fights going on#Also just realizing they mentioned Noland in OPLA too. Nami read Zoro the book while he was totally conked out#Anyway ANYWAY I really enjoyed it. Lots of fun character interactions#And Usopp actually getting to do stuff too?? MY MANS#Oh and Zoro’s look this arc. God he was STYLIN. I’m so weak for a man in goggles shut up.#Logically that should apply to Usopp too and you know what. Yeah.#G8 is next and I know it’s filler but I’ve heard nothing but praise for it#So I’ll probably watch it instead of skipping :’D#Shima speaks#Also I find it stupidly ridiculous and funny that YET AGAIN Oda said ‘Lol you thought x character was dead?? SIKE’#Wiper got electrocuted and died like eight times but he’s fine actually. Also Sanji and Usopp got electrocuted too and were out#for like a full day. And then Enel zapped them AGAIN and Usopp was back on his feet like two minutes later.#Silly anime logic. It doesn’t make sense and I love it
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benbaro shipper put purely because of the visual comedy of the pair.
i mean..
CMON……
#literally just seeing them next to each other is enough to crack me up#NOT TO MENTION THE BLOODY 2 FEET HEIGHT DIFFERENCE.#THEYRE RIDICULOUS#+ i love seeing barok forced to look nonthreatening bc he’s stood next to the fucking goofiest goober in the entire tgaa chronicles#ace attorney#benbaro#tgaa#dgs#barok van vieks#albert harebrayne
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Idk I just think it's fucking ridiculous that you can be working 2 jobs that pay double minimum wage, work over 40 hours a week, and not even make enough to afford the cheapest apartments in the area
#like it's bullshit ..:#I work the equivalent of full time hours#and I make double minimum wage !!!!!#and I do not make enough money for someone to look at my paychecks#and say yes you can live here#bc everywhere you have to make 3x rent#the cheapest place I've found in the area (500 sq feet) is still $850 a month plus utiiites etc#if you made minimum wage you'd have to work 90 hours a week to afford that#even on my salary you have to work 45 hours a week to afford an $850 apartment#and I do . so technically I can#but that's the bare minimum cheapest apartment . that's a rare find there's one place on Zillow rn that costs that much#it's ridiculous how to do people do it how is this the economy we live in#kestrel calls#chitter chatter#text post
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Sat politely ankles crossed hands folded please say you have more thoughts about the DC deweys. Lazarus pit cold-eyed stare pristine and bloodthirsty anyway I would love to hear any further thoughts if you have the time + energy + motivation
how i imagine you waiting for me to re-read the resurrection of ra’s al-ghul and hush vol. 1+2:
ALRIGHT. in no particular order, thoughts about the dc deweys
connor fits very well into the mold of a talia al-ghul for me; chip on his shoulder, femme fatale, deadly and precise. he’s not the loudest but he’s got a dry wit that’ll cut you!
“why is connor an al-ghul at all and not batman” well first of all he’s already got the water connection, i’m gonna go dip him into the lake a couple hours north of the pas to make him incredibly long-lived, rejuvenated and beautiful
second of all i want him to be a questionable villain/antihero because he looks evil in those pictures but like beautiful evil. you see him at a multi-million dollar soirée and he’s bored of being there wearing his “heritage” beads and jewels he originally had from a thousand years ago. he and his assassins are only here to murder the head of state who’s planning to lay a pipeline through ancestral grounds
rip brandon duhaime i simply cannot imagine you as any kind of batman. lacks the gravitas, too much of a yapper, loves his wife too much. i curse thee to be green arrow if you’re in this narrative at all
assuming connor stays with toronto, would LOVE to think about toronto as one of the sites of the lazarus pit for many reasons
(a brief aside here to say that for me personally this is interesting if connor goes to winnipeg because i think they suit him better, he’s a manitoba boy, but re: the chip on his shoulder, he’s NOT a manitoba boy. he’s from the pas and very proud of it)
a) the amount of ‘toronto is the center of the universe’ hockey creation myths i can play with & birth/rebirth/reincarnation. if you WANT to feel unhinged trying to blend hockey and comics is an ice rink not just a pool of water?
b) mr. cathal kelly i love your works!!! toronto eats its young!!! thinking about this very literally in the sense of the resurrection arc where players come to toronto and are sacrificed, give up their body, their skill, in service of the demon’s head, and lose themselves.
c) we see echos of the same narratives and styles over and over again—if i can hop over to the flyers for a second, there is of course the curse of the *8s (18 richards, 28 claude, 48 danny b, 68 nolan, 88 lindros) but ALSO the danny brière -> tk -> morgan frost celly chain. every generation a resurrection, emerging clean and new from the pit
can you just briefly hold my hand and imagine wayne gretzky as an evil ra’s al-ghul wanting to possess a new body. gretzky i’m sorry to malign you and i know you never played in toronto but you are the best player in my head to fit the idea, i’m open to other suggestions
coming BACK to green arrow dewey (i did not re-watch arrow or re-read those comics sorry) connor could also be black canary, who takes a brief dip into the lazarus pit (toronto) before getting married to oliver. i do like that narrative but because we were talking about pristine and cold-blooded i figured connor dewar head of the league of assassins was more what you were after
now that i’ve gotten through world building… choose your own adventure narratives?
hockey-ish au: connor chosen as a host for the Next One. i think the lineage of the great one -> next one -> next next one -> next one up of gretzky -> crosby -> mcdavid -> bedard is taken, BUT i can imagine that the league of old boys all have the same intentions. connor gets sent to toronto unknowingly being prepped to get body-snatched by ???? and brandon duhaime of course accidentally stumbles on the plot and they have to fight to stop it
connor assassinating people :) snapshot of the head of the league of assassins delegating which major world events they’re going to change today. would love his shark face from the gifset to have blood spattered across it, ideally.
version 1 as head of the league of assassins: brandon is one of his assassins, big strong bodyguard type. devoted to him, would lay down his life, perfectly designed for connor (lady shiva/cassandra cain-ish). connor orders for something to be done and brandon does it there for him then gently wipes the blood off his face and apologizes for being careless and getting him messy.
version 2 as head of the league of assassins: an actual plot where connor aims to assassinate SOMEONE but brandon gets in the way. they meet at odds as their respective roles (hero, leader of a crime syndicate) but are magnetically drawn together as their alter egos. eventually brandon puts together the pieces of the Big Evil and manages to (legally!-ish as much as vigilante-ism can be legal) take it down and the ending panels show a tentative friendship and recognition of potential shared goals
also, jaromir jágr is immortal. don’t know if this is relevant OR related but he is. personal hot spring lazarus pit?
um. thanks for coming to my 1.5k ted talk (including tags). what a way to moritz seider lore drop that i DID grow up a comic book nerd, lmao. thank you so much for enabling me <3 i'll be here all week thinking about which teams would get what rings in a blackest night au
#contrary to popular belief (guy whose brain is like ‘but we already wrote the fic!’ any time they try to write with an actual outline)#[also i know what i said but i CAN write with an outline it just tends to be for y'know. not fic. (research and thesis papers lol)]#i DO actually know how to write up storyboards for comics & could in theory do a story if someone wanted to draw. or do a ‘zine dewey first#meeting comic because i’ve become enamored with the soirée scene i made up. also i want connor emerging dripping wet out of the slime#like it’s a nice wet bath the way they draw comic book girls framed ever-so-carefully to not show anything too provocative#both of those things can exist simultaneously if you want it bad enough. simultaneous mirrored panels of dewey1 fighting crime hours before#the soiree and getting consistent updates that he's going to be late so and so is arriving so and so will be there (OH I HAVE JUST DECIDED#THAT IT WILL BE HOSTED AT HIS ESTATE/CORPORATION DUH) and he's in the process of breaking up a drug deal chasing guys down & then sprinting#back brief shower with the pool of dirt and blood under his feet &slipping into his cufflinks his loosely buttoned shirt tucking his chains#under the collar gel on his hands cologne on his neck & swanning in late but he's precisely on time because he gets there RIGHT when connor#does too because this whole time we see the parallel panels of brandon stepping out of the darkness to reveal the green arrow mask & connor#stepping down iNTO darkness already done covered in blood & scratches the not-sexy but sexy drop of all his clothes where you see the#silhouette of his back (can't tell if i want this to be a direct parallel of brandon getting into the shower OR because what i haven't said#yet is that this is both of them in opposite -> they are simultaneously stripping & re-making themselves somewhat literally for connor but#it's taking OFF the green arrow for brandon to be his “true” self / connor stripping off his title as the demon's head (his “true” self) to#be connor dewar the act of polite high society &the implications in both that we see them taking off one skin and putting another on. which#one is real. brandon thinking duhaime the billionaire playboy is real vs connor thinking the dewar heir is the act&do they switch/challenge#each other throughout the course of their interactions of course) &then lmao the fighting parallel with fighting demons not going insane in#the lazarus pit to the puddle of blood at brandon's feet mirrored in a puddle of soaps/beautiful scented oils in connor's post-pit bath#& flower petals. have i this entire time been imagining connor in a slinky selena kyle-esque backless dress yes BUT we can for the sake of#being normal put him in a crisp beautiful expensive black suit with beaded accents. both of them spritzing cologne brandon & his bracelets#connor and his league of assassins ring ohhhh it would be so good to parallel brandon putting his cufflinks and accessories on with connor#getting dressed & fitted with spy gear. brandon stripping his weapons in the beginning -> connor thigh sheath knifes in garters in the end#&they both meet in one big panel/the title page cover at the top of the stairs & there's some kind of dialogue about being fashionably late#& at all times yes i am inspired by that one photo of brandon in his ridiculous coat with no shirt staring at connor who doesn't know he's#looking. that with this. and in the next set of panels connor wipes off a bit of dirt or blood brandon missed in his quick shower & brandon#in his playboy billionaire persona flirts incessantly with connor but truly is obsessed & wants to know more about what he's the heir to.#WHEN THE ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT HAPPENS BRANDON GOES TO PROTECT CONNOR BUT CONNOR'S ALREADY GONE/ALREADY SECURED HIM SOMEWHERE SO HE DIDN'T#GET HURT both of them simultaneously trying to protect the other in their “civilian” act. &brandon as green arrow thwarts the assassination#liv in the replies
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it started snowing last night and it's gonna snow throughout the whole day tomorrow too so winter is officially here and I'm gonna have to apologize for the person I will be for the next 6 months
#weather-wise i hate all the seasons (except summer) but i hate winter the most#i hate the cold i hate the dark i hate the snow#yes yes it looks pretty and it doesn't look as dark outside when there's snow on the ground#but it's HARD TO WALK IN AND IT'S COLD AND WET AND EVERYWHERE AND I HATE IT#my bus was awfully late this morning so i was freezing my toes off and i didn't recover from that the whole day 😭#''wear warmer shoes/socks then'' NO FUCK YOU THE PROBLEM IS NOT MY SHOES OR SOCKS OR FEET IT'S THE FUCKING SNOW#every single step i have to take in snow i'm holding back tears because i hate it so much and i miss summer 😭#yes i'm being ridiculously dramatic over this but you just have no idea how much i hate winter#anyone wishing they'd have snow rn: i have plenty for you come and take it#in short i'm moving to malibu byeeee see you in may 👋
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Met my prof earlier as I was walking to class and he said “oh I immediately recognised you by your walk!“ - something new to obsessively think about for the time being I suppose.
#????#do I walk in an unpleasant way?!#I do Walk fast with large strides and my feet in a line#so I think I stomp around looking like I’m late all the time?!?!#but others also commented on my posture in the past which might apply to walking too#AND when I was younger a bunch of drunk guys made fun of me for ‘walking like a model’#so!!!! what! is it!#good look bad look ridiculous goofy look?!
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whenever I feel worried about my obsession with hayakawa aki fading away, I just go and look at pictures of him and then I'm reminded of how perfect he is and how no-one else compares to him and how I am literally so deeply in love with him it's almost crazy
#I mean... JUST LOOK AT HIM#I literally just stare at him and I smile#he makes me smile and giggle and teehee and kick my feet#real talk but I've never been as obsessed with something as I have been with aki#he just makes me ridiculously happy#I've had bad hyperfixations but this one..... this one.......#AAAAAHHHHHHGGG THE AKI INFECTION IS REEEEAAAALLLL!!!#guys don't try hayakawa aki you'll get addicted#aki <3
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ok this concept has been sitting in my brain for a hot minute but what if Inkubus comes to visit the horror house (bc of Jennifer) and starts to cozy up to y/n and Freddy starts to get jealous
Oh boy, the giggle I released at seeing this XD
I have considered this too, watercupboard!! I just loveee it XD This would really highlight the differences between (Goofy, punny, no-game, damaged, 26-year-old) Freddy and (Smooth, mischievous, all-game, demon-born, old-man) Inkubus which I think would be so!! much fun XD As well as the Succubus/Incubus friendship, which totally gives me life XD And jealous, horror house!au Freddy-
Just everything, I love everything about this idea!
Who do you think Y/N should end up with? 😈
Imagine if Freddy had no romantic (Or, really, even sexual) feelings towards Y/N before Inkubus turned up- to him, Y/N was just the succubus' annoying friend that they cant kill or even maim a little (Jennifer was very specific). But then this slick silver-fox type turns up and ~'something'~ about him makes Freddy feel threatened- and suddenly he's getting possessive and territorial over his 'succubus' annoying friend that they cant kill or even maim a little'.
And of course, Inkubus finds the 'little' man's reactions completely amusing and decides to take this as far as he can...
... And poor Y/N's just being used like a favourite toy between 5 year old brothers at this point 😅😅😅 Except, of course, feelings develop also because its the horror house and it's basically horror villain reverse harem 'hell'-
And Jennifer's just there looking at Inkubus like, 'why did i bring you? why cant you play nice? go home already, jesus'. She invited him for dinner and its been a week now 😂😂😂
Thank you sooooo much with this ask, I love this concept so much XD
#I cant decide whether they'd realise they look the same 🤔#or if it would just... totally fly over their heads XD#like- everyone else notices (including y/n) but chucky mentions it-#and inkubus just gets very insulted 😂😂#which leads to freddy being insulted 😅#and chucky is just standing there at y/n's feet like... 'this is ridiculous. goodluck' and fucking off to raid the liquor cabinet XD
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Fargo (1996)
The Pianist (2002)
The Island (2005)
Some movies I can't force myself to rewatch because of the moments that made me lose faith in humanity
#“And the visions that were planted in my brain still remain...''#my personal most nightmares-inducing moments in movies#fargo 1996#the pianist#the island#the island 2005#those are good movies. I recommend you to watch them if you haven't already#but I still remember some scenes... no I still FEEL some of these scenes. with my brain screaming and heart stopping#if this post looks ridiculous it's only because of#banality of evil#losing faith in humanity#I read somebody's review of the usland talking how boring cliche predictable movie this is - and I was like:#could it be you didn't die inside SEEING THIS SCENE WITH FEET alone?!?!!🤯😱🤮😭#there was the other scene with pulling someone by the feet too...#I don't ever want to watch these again
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