#lonely old dear

[go-go-devil]

Unused dialogue for the Lonely Old Dear where it is revealed that she is, in fact, the mother of Patches the Spider 🕷

My guess as to why this line was cut was because the writers perhaps wanted the status of Patches's family in each game to be a mystery, since this remains the only time he's ever been given/implied to have a parental figure.

[nishihii]

Bloodborne Ladies: Blonde and Graying Edition I Guess

as requested by: @bimbomcgee , @akuma-tenshi , @secondaryserenade , and @paris-rokin

[minespatchart]

It's canon that Lonely Old Dear is Patches mother. Playing as Patches, there's a tad of sadness the beginning of the game has her ostracizing from her son.

[bonesmarinated]

I'm fulfilling what Bethesda could not 😑😤 And the cat name is Oslo! I hc Mateo and Noel both took care of this cat and it's a permanently resident at The Lodge, Oslo is a shy cat but he likes to be around Kristian. Oslo remind Kristian of a stray cat that he and his brother used to raised when they were kids.

[juliaswickcrs]

COMIC BOOK EDITS :: MARGOT THOMPSON ( x )

"Trust me, it's not personal." "Feels kind of personal."

taglist: @bisexualterror @foxesandmagic @iron-parkr @camiemendess @a-song-of-quill-and-feather

@arrthurpendragon @starcrossedjedis @drbobbimorse @kingsmakers @noratilney

@stanshollaand @astarionbae @darth-caillic @mystic-scripture @aliverse

@misshiraethsworld @asirensrage @eddiemunscns

@princessmadelines @impales @waterloou @thatmagickjuju

MARVEL TAGLIST: @notxjustxstories @themaradwrites

[noweakergirl]

aside from the obvious witch house imagery, my favorite thing about "so all you kids can sneak into my house with all the cobwebs" is that it can also be understood as an empty house "to a house, not a home, all alone cause nobody's there"

[earl-grey-love]

I love him sooooo so so so so much 🥺

[arcxnumvitae]

Okay, this might end up being a little long, so if you don't want to do it, that's totally chill. But for all the Seelie parents, what's one thing-- unrelated to ruling or leading their respective family/marrying and having children-- that you hope for your child (or children, in the Moireasdan's and Seòras) to have/accomplish in their lifetime?

@soulsxng || Send questions to my muse’s parents || Accepting

Bonus!

"'Hope'? Please, what use does the spare child hold for me aside from filling in should my spineless fop of an heir expire before he can breed a child of his own. What desire should I have other than the spare following along as planned?" After all, the moment that Eògan sired a child, the spare's only reason for existence would have vanished completely. Perhaps he would have the child snuffed out then, rather than risk word ever spreading among the nobility of him having spawn born of a human servant.

[trentreznorspussy]

having a category 5 Only Living Boy In New York moment this morning. just fyi.

[ozzgin]

Yandere! House Monster x Reader

Listen, I woke up in cold sweat at 4am with a vision: you and your stereotypically unavailable gamer boyfriend have moved into a new house. You find out very soon it's not as empty as you had assumed, but your worries fall on deaf ears. The tentacle monster lurking in dark corners just wants to make sure you're not lonely.

[Second Part]

Content: gender neutral reader, monster romance (mildly NSFW)

You didn't notice anything strange at first. Maybe it was considering its prey. You'd found a cheap, old house available for rent, and your boyfriend couldn't refuse the extra space for his mancave.

Oh, you poor thing. It watched your lonely evenings, your empty bed at night, your futile attempts to spend more time with your beloved partner. It had originally planned to devour your souls and await the next foolish mortals to enter its realm, but seeing your pitiful state prompted a change of heart. Metaphorical heart, of course.

It started gradually: testing the waters, or what you'd call a courting attempt. Doors opening by themselves, disembodied eyes lovingly gazing at you from the nearby walls. Dark tendrils making their way out of the shadows, just to announce its presence.

"I think this place might be cursed", you told your boyfriend one evening. "I've been stalked by amorphous silhouettes of blight and terror, and they whisper ancient blasphemies to me at night." He let out a worried shout and slapped the desk. "That's cool, babe. I'm kind of losing right now, though, so perhaps give me a minute?"

One night you were awakened from your slumber by a warm touch sliding across your body. You smiled into your pillow as the cheeky hands made their way down, fondling your curves and hungrily searching for your sensitive areas. You let out a soft moan, enjoying the moment, until you heard your boyfriend yell from the other room. Your eyes shot open.

The hands lewdly groping your privates were, in fact, tentacles. Your first reaction was to gasp, but you were quickly silenced by another slippery appendage pressing against your lips. Shh, shh. Allow the creature to do its thing, dear. Surely enough, within minutes you were a drooling mess, holding onto the sheets for dear life.

"You've been in a good mood lately", you boyfriend remarks, idly scrolling on his phone and crunching on his breakfast cereal. You ponder if you should tell him you've been fucked relentlessly by a monstrous creature inhabiting your new home. You glance at the counter and smirk, remembering how you just had to wipe your wet mess from it a few hours ago. "Keep it that way, hun, I could get used to not being pestered every hour", the man jokes with a laugh.

Does it count as cheating if your affair partner isn't really human? Although, you have to wonder if you're still dating to begin with. From the corner of your eye, you can discern faint movement above the young man, a shadow looming menacingly. The eldritch monster would not hesitate to tear your poor boyfriend apart if he tried to mess with its belonging.

[thcsedorks]

maggie tag dump

🐎 / maggie / ic // so you'll learn to start to call me by my name. not marsha ; not dear ; not honey ; maggie 🐎 / maggie / musings // i’m a little old for us to be having this conversation 🐎 / maggie / likes / aesthetic // we were on different sides of the fence on the worst day of my life 🐎 / maggie / about // it’s not like our options are vast these days and you’re not the only one that’s lonely 🐎 / maggie / music // glenn made the decision rick ; i was just following his lead 🐎 / maggie / visage // you tried to have me killed because you're too chicken shit to do it yourself 🐎 / maggie / starter call // i won’t get to know what will happen ; what i did right or wrong

[minespatch1]

Just like Greirat, I won't send her out to die.

In cut content, Old lady was Patches mother. This is actual dialogue cut… Expect for Patches acting embarrassed.

Commissions are open, check out my kofi: https://ko-fi.com/minespatch

[graciousdragon]

You have requested for me to talk to you about Dawko and, you shall receive.

I found this tier list of Dawko songs and I think you'd enjoy it too (and bc I like sharing opinions)

I edited it bc regular letter tiers would no work for me

Sadly I can't put the link but just search up something like "ranking dawko songs" and the list will show up

yippee!!! :D

here's my tier list!! i couldn't find the exact one you used but i found one that had a couple extras so i used that one! (i had to add behind the mask as an option myself lol) i also customized my tiers as well! ignore the light blue tier i was trying to be funny and i wrote a bit too much lol

[monster-mash-m]

Imagine catching the eye of a very old vampire. He’s been around for senturies, yet doesn’t tend to leave his castle all too much. However you’ve stumbled into the forest housing his castle, somehow. A sweet treat, and it just so happens he is on a nice stroll to stretch his legs. He noticed you. And the dreck you’re wearing. No no. You’re too beautiful to wear such immodest or scabby clothes (in his opinion.)

He then approached you, and of course a strange man approaching you in a forest at night is a slight red flag. So of course you start running away but he’s much faster and blocks your path. “My dear do not run, I must discuss those unsightly garbs!” You pause in bewilderment nearly crashing into him. “Huh?”

“Let me adorn you with silks and jewels that suit you more dear.” He said in his head rather generously “no beauty like yourself should be in such… peasantries.”

And this is how you’ve ended up being a vampires little dress up doll. He loves putting you in all kinds of outfits, could you blame him? He’s a very lonely man, and you’re just so…. Mesmerizing, so enticing to him in a way he can’t quite describe.

However… the vampire had become quite more dubious with dressing you recently. Before hand he left you to your privacy when you changed, but now he insists to be in the room with you to ‘make sure you put it on properly’.

Despite your gender he will subtly hand you lingerie and see in you wear it.

If you do? He gets even more… mischievous. His hands go lower and lower on you back as he guides you through his castle.

His eyes lower to your chest and lower as you talk.

His mind wonders far too much recently.

Maybe you should give the old vampire a little treat, hm?

[glitterslag]

it's mother wound szn

[theconstantsidekick]

klaus got sober, finally got sober but was made a germaphobe. he was ridiculed for finally having his shit together but having weird coping mechanisms for it. then he was made to spiral again and then killed off. he got his life on track, was an exceptional uncle/second parent to his niece and then they made him sell his body for drugs and inevitably killed him off as a junkie.

luther, who was the leader, who was smart enough to be an astronaut could amount to nothing without his powers except from being a stripper. he had absolutely nothing and no one, even sloan was ripped away from him and then he, too was killed off. lonely and unaccomplished.

ben was brought back, finally alive, granted not the same ben but he wore the same face and he had a family who could annoy him into shape but he stayed a dick, became a apocalyptic monster and credited for the destruction of all the branching timelines, and died as a monster that he was so afraid of becoming.

alison got her happy life but couldn’t sustain it. her husband left her but at least she got to have claire and for that i can give credit but she remained codependent on klaus to be her passion project that made her feel better. she never learnt why that was not healthy and then died without her daughter.

diego had this beautiful life, a family that called him their own, three kids and wife who called him darling, and love and then he was made to fuck it all up because of some obsession with the CIA, in service of a romance between his wife and brother because the creator thought an old man needed some romance. he wasn’t even shown saying goodbye to his kids.

lila left behind her assassin ways, she stopped being batshit crazy and ultra suspicious to settle down with a man she genuinely and wholeheartedly loved and trusted, only to throw it all away because his younger (and yet much older) brother found her a timeline with strawberries. she was made to give up her kids, her family, her happy fucking life when all she ever wanted was to not be alone.

viktor got dealt the worst hand, always. he was abused vehemently by his father and ignored and relegated due to no fault of his own. he was made to feel ugly and broken and small but then he realised that his family loved him even if his father didn’t. he got a chance at being normal and he took it, only for it to be stripped away from him so that he could sacrifice his life for a world that was never kind to him. he was made to reconcile with his abusive father and then promptly erased out of existence.

five. my dearest boy, young man, old fool, five. he survived an apocalypse after another. fought tooth and nail to keep his family alive and well and dedicated his entire life to make sure of it. only for all his efforts to be made futile and his snark to be mellowed. he made it his life mission to keep the world safe and his family safe only for all that to be stripped away from his character and made into a lovesick fool who abandoned them during the final battle to mope about his brother’s wife not liking him back.

there were so many character assassinations this season, GoT writers would be proud of dear old steve.