#lol....this guy....
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thedolsideblog · 13 days ago
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Blythe The Scrapper
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^facts abt this guy.......
under the cut bc it gets a Wee long.
Full name : Blythe Gales (Gales is his mother's maiden name. She insist that he keeps that.)
Body/Height : Large (i see him as 185 cm....)
Penis Size : Large.....im not gonna put exact measurements bc i am no Penis Expert but you can imagine it.....
Jobs : Cycles between a bartender (perfect place to get new info), selling at the stall, and stealing. does stealing a lot more.
Personality : Defiant but in a silent lowkey sort of way. Glares at you and stomps your feet really hard sort of way. He's soft around people he likes, which isn't a lot.....
"okay whats up with the tail" he just has that. since birth. sometimes its there sometimes its not. the effect he gets is that hes more horny that the average joe
he wears his beanie all the time, except summer. its kinda iconic to him.
the dark pendant is what's left of his mother.
hes addicted to lollipops, it weirdly makes him focus more. the benefits is that he taste really sweet when you kiss him, if youre into that.
as a pc, his sole goal is to somehow escape the town with robin. while he is amicable with some of the named npcs, he puts robin in a weird, unhealthy pedestal.
as a li, hes the "bad boy" love interest. his morals all over the place, with placing you as top priority if you romance him (eh? see what im putting down? wink wink nudge nudge?). hes more than willing to steal things for you, and the most consistent stopper of whitney's bullying. he always has his hand somewhere on your body, always. its very easy to indulge him, really.
his fame stat is really funny.
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apostate-in-an-alcove · 11 months ago
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Oh damn the Catholics have joined in on the war against AI "art".
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ysaona · 2 months ago
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georgedontdothat · 5 months ago
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lullambii · 1 month ago
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Day 7 of #Veiltober - Davrin Griffon Daddy.
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liquidstar · 1 year ago
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
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konkeez · 30 days ago
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i like the headcanon of swansea serving, so here's a little thing!! i was gonna design his wife....then didn't. maybe next time.
(i suppose this is an AU where everything is fine and the crew gets home!)
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isjasz · 2 months ago
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[Ready for a new game?]
day 11 definitelynottober - heart in your fist & week 1 weeklyhermittober - beginnings
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IM SO READY LETSGO SO EXCITED FOR THE NEW LIFE SERIES💥💥💥💥💥💥
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nekophy · 11 months ago
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AdamsApple? 👏
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tanjir0se · 7 months ago
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Disclaimer these are just a small sampling of some possible writer traits I’ve noticed either in myself or in fics I read. Also consider a rb for sample size !
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frappegoddess · 4 months ago
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Damian dyed Tim's hair Joker green and spray painted his suit because he called Jerry the Turkey annoying, so as revenge Tim threatened to cook Jerry, and left a pile of feathers and a perfectly golden brown Turkey on the counter in the kitchen. Because there's no other way to get back at your lil brother than emotionally manipulating him into thinking you tried to eat his pet.
Safe to say, Alfred and Bruce were not impressed, and the only way they got Tim to apologise to Damian was through Jason saying "Crazy you have beef with a twelve year old."
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noodles-and-tea · 3 months ago
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PART 1 / PART 2 / PART 3 / PART 4
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seriousturd · 11 months ago
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foolsocracy · 7 months ago
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identity reveals are always fun
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switchthedragon · 11 months ago
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Fuck it
If this post gets 30k notes I'll ask to go see a therapist.
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wewontbesleeping · 9 months ago
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the weirdest fucking thing to me is how men will be like "it's so hard being a man. no one cares that i'm sad. the loneliness we experience could NEVER be understood by a woman" and then also be like "btw i never talk to my friends and i don't know their names and i love hanging out with men because they don't talk about their stupid emotions all the time. women could never understand a bond like this." like ???
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