#lol....this guy....
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Blythe The Scrapper
^facts abt this guy.......
under the cut bc it gets a Wee long.
Full name : Blythe Gales (Gales is his mother's maiden name. She insist that he keeps that.)
Body/Height : Large (i see him as 185 cm....)
Penis Size : Large.....im not gonna put exact measurements bc i am no Penis Expert but you can imagine it.....
Jobs : Cycles between a bartender (perfect place to get new info), selling at the stall, and stealing. does stealing a lot more.
Personality : Defiant but in a silent lowkey sort of way. Glares at you and stomps your feet really hard sort of way. He's soft around people he likes, which isn't a lot.....
"okay whats up with the tail" he just has that. since birth. sometimes its there sometimes its not. the effect he gets is that hes more horny that the average joe
he wears his beanie all the time, except summer. its kinda iconic to him.
the dark pendant is what's left of his mother.
hes addicted to lollipops, it weirdly makes him focus more. the benefits is that he taste really sweet when you kiss him, if youre into that.
as a pc, his sole goal is to somehow escape the town with robin. while he is amicable with some of the named npcs, he puts robin in a weird, unhealthy pedestal.
as a li, hes the "bad boy" love interest. his morals all over the place, with placing you as top priority if you romance him (eh? see what im putting down? wink wink nudge nudge?). hes more than willing to steal things for you, and the most consistent stopper of whitney's bullying. he always has his hand somewhere on your body, always. its very easy to indulge him, really.
his fame stat is really funny.
#zeze talks#dol#dol pc#blythe the scrapper#lol....this guy....#rolling my blorbo in my mind#if he was bequeathed a weapon it would be a crowbar.#smack 💥 smack 💥 (blythe voice) okay babe i think hes dead. lets go rob him#if i really think abt it i think hes like. a better eden(?). like without the noncon and. kidnapping.#the bar is in hell.#ah well.#if youre wondering why no li dynamics here. well. soon.#i wanna draw it so it looks more fun
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Oh damn the Catholics have joined in on the war against AI "art".
#anti ai#anti ai art#ex catholic#catholic#game over guys the catholic church is onto your bullshit lol
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#— ˚୨୧⋆。 eves journal#saw this on tt and ran to show you guys#arcane jinx#arcane#arcane vi#jinx and vi#arcane netflix#arcane series#violet arcane#jinx arcane#vi and jinx#vi#jinx league of legends#jinx lol#vi smut#arcane smut
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Day 7 of #Veiltober - Davrin Griffon Daddy.
#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#davrin#assan the griffon#veiltober#(It's never too late to finish the challenge lol)#I once said I won't romance him and here I'm marring this guy
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
#i think about this story sometimes like yeah I'm proud of them for that too actually. good job baby brothers#they're not babies anymore of course they're turning 20 next year which is crazy#but they're still the type of people who'd do something if they saw something of this sort happen for sure#respectful of women and everyone else too. they're good guys#I'm glad I ended up with them living in my house against my will for like 14 years#anyway i have no idea where i was for all this but my best guess is probably a friends house given the time period#i was always at my besties house lol#i hope she's doing well too actually. haven't spoken in forever...#bestie from greek elementary school... if you're out there... let's get muffins and fanta at the bakery across the street again someday 💜☮️
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i like the headcanon of swansea serving, so here's a little thing!! i was gonna design his wife....then didn't. maybe next time.
(i suppose this is an AU where everything is fine and the crew gets home!)
#mouthwashing#swansea mouthwashing#daisuke mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#captain curly#mouthwashing art#mouthwashing fanart#comic art#doodle#silly little guy#daisuke isnt tryna be mean i swear#i thought it was kinda in character bc of that scene where he calls swansea big and then is like oh but thats not bad lol uhhh my grandpa#was HUGEEEE#hskfjssk this kid istfg...
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[Ready for a new game?]
day 11 definitelynottober - heart in your fist & week 1 weeklyhermittober - beginnings
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IM SO READY LETSGO SO EXCITED FOR THE NEW LIFE SERIES💥💥💥💥💥💥
#definitelynottober#definitelynottober2024#weeklyhermittober#trafficblr#traffic smp#life series#grian#bdoubleo100#bigbst4tz2#ethoslab#geminitay#goodtimeswithscar#impulsesv#martyn inthelittlewood#ldshadowlady#mumbo jumbo#pearlescentmoon#ok not tagging the rest bc theyre so in the back JKASLDJAJAWHAH#but also#zombiecleo#my art#i suffered so much with this piece but i really liked the idea KLASJDKAUEUEHE#maybe ill polish it more later URGH THIS TOOK SO LONGGGGGG#me: ok i need to catch up im two days late#also me: life series all members GO#HOPE U GUYS LIKE IT LOL#i didnt mess up the day count and only just realized now KLSADKLUEHUEJ. AS U CAN TELL THIS PIECE FRIED MY BRAINNNNNNN#edit again i did not completely forget this is also for weeklyhermittober.... trust.......................... KASDUEUEUHGl
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AdamsApple? 👏
#im sure its proposed somewhere already but the shipname would be so good lmao#hazbin hotel#lucifer morningstar#charlie morningstar#adam#angel dust cameo lol#THE FINALZ IS SO GOOD GUYS#my art#AdamsApple#hazbin hotel finale#Lucifer is babygirl omg he's my fave-#lucifer hazbin hotel#adam hazbin hotel
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Disclaimer these are just a small sampling of some possible writer traits I’ve noticed either in myself or in fics I read. Also consider a rb for sample size !
#I literally do all of these but mostly abuse of metaphor and specific descriptors and run on dialogue with no staging#writing#writers on tumblr#polls#I chose abuse of a metaphor you like because I think that’s probably my biggest#but also literally ‘you guys are getting beta readers?’ because I’ve NEVER ONCE had someone beta read for me#I like. proofread. sometimes#if you’re lucky#lol#but I’m curious what you guys do lol
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Damian dyed Tim's hair Joker green and spray painted his suit because he called Jerry the Turkey annoying, so as revenge Tim threatened to cook Jerry, and left a pile of feathers and a perfectly golden brown Turkey on the counter in the kitchen. Because there's no other way to get back at your lil brother than emotionally manipulating him into thinking you tried to eat his pet.
Safe to say, Alfred and Bruce were not impressed, and the only way they got Tim to apologise to Damian was through Jason saying "Crazy you have beef with a twelve year old."
#batman#batfamily#batfam#bruce wayne#dc comics#dc#dc universe#damian wayne#batman and robin#robin#tim drake#tim drake wayne#jason todd#red hood#dick grayson#nightwing#alfred pennyworth#funny#lol#im not american guys mb
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PART 1 / PART 2 / PART 3 / PART 4
#I’m sorry I didn’t go as hard on the colouring this time#I didn’t expect it to be four pages this time lol#I had to brings fidds in ;)#I love that guy#one more part coming too!!#my art#twins in time au#gravity falls#stan pines#ford pines#stanley pines#stanford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket
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#tumblr polls#random polls#poll time#i love looking at usernames and wondering what it MEANS#so many of you guys have such cool sounding usernames#i just picked random words i like LMAO#serious because people always see me as super serious irl (i'm just a very anxious perfectionist lol)#and turd because i have the sense of humor of a toddler and think poop jokes are funny
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identity reveals are always fun
#batcave search history that night: friend has no name. atlantis naming conventions. atlantian names. r there birth certificates in atlantis#theyre so fun to draw guys im sick with it#also: everyone thinking 'But his name is Garth'#I know that and YOU know that but he doesn't until like..... a few years later. canonically#Unnamed Youth 'Aqualad' No Last Name#and arthur does call him both minnow and tadpole so wally n dick r both right in their own ways#and for ppl who really dont know. garth was abandoned as an infant and didnt hang w anyone until arthur took him in lol. what a life#and arthur girl...... was aqualad the best and only u could do#teen titans#fab five#donna troy#wally west#dick grayson#garth of shayeris#roy harper#dc#dc comics#my art#everyone hangin by the salt water pool so garth can hang w them :]
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Fuck it
If this post gets 30k notes I'll ask to go see a therapist.
#switch the dragon#switchthedragon#switch rambles#the number is high for a reason#I don't wanna ask lol#but whatever you guys can convince me if you want#I've never been to therapy#i take pride in that fact
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the weirdest fucking thing to me is how men will be like "it's so hard being a man. no one cares that i'm sad. the loneliness we experience could NEVER be understood by a woman" and then also be like "btw i never talk to my friends and i don't know their names and i love hanging out with men because they don't talk about their stupid emotions all the time. women could never understand a bond like this." like ???
#this thread was so rancid lmfao#my favorite was 'we don't care if someone wants to relax on the couch!!! STOP NAGGING US!!!' like ????#go take care of your kids you deadbeat????#also SO many guys complaining that no one compliments them#ok so compliment another man.....#oh no you only want a woman to compliment you? ok.#women compliment each other that's why we get compliments lol#we do not want men to 'compliment' us hope this helps
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