#lol it be like that sometimes
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// christ. it's really been 19 years.. 19. holy shit.
#happy anniversary to all the spn fam out there.#ily all.#thought it was 20.#the brain is still swinging back.#lol it be like that sometimes#ooc; one from the salt circle
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please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!
do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!
#i am so sick of writers having to anticipate the most boring#bad-faith readings of their work. i am like - if you use cheese as a currency#okay! as long as the world makes sense to me: cool. cheese tax. moving on.#my job as the reader is to suspend my disbelief and say okay! i am so sick of like#fanfiction authors having to write dissertations#because they had an interesting idea they'd like to try out!!!#just write it! if it doesn't make sense that's someone else's problem!!!#PS OP is autistic. yes sometimes i take things literally at first glance. then i think about it lol#this is so clearly not about accessibility etc. it's about like. girl even i an autistic person#am able to understand ''they probably didn't mean his eyes darkened LITERALLY''
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
#i think about this story sometimes like yeah I'm proud of them for that too actually. good job baby brothers#they're not babies anymore of course they're turning 20 next year which is crazy#but they're still the type of people who'd do something if they saw something of this sort happen for sure#respectful of women and everyone else too. they're good guys#I'm glad I ended up with them living in my house against my will for like 14 years#anyway i have no idea where i was for all this but my best guess is probably a friends house given the time period#i was always at my besties house lol#i hope she's doing well too actually. haven't spoken in forever...#bestie from greek elementary school... if you're out there... let's get muffins and fanta at the bakery across the street again someday 💜☮️
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so when straight people ask me why I say I’m “queer” or “gay” instead of sharing my actual identity as a panromantic demisexual non-binary sapphic queer I just tell them “ok look, when you’re talking to someone who isn’t local and they ask you where you’re from and you either say the name of the largest city nearby or ‘town name, suburb of large nearby city’ so they can get some geographical context of where you’re located right, bc they’re probably not going to know the name of the little town you actually live in.”
but if you’re talking to a local you can say the name of your actual town bc they have a greater chance of knowing where/what that is.
ok well when I’m talking to a straight person I start with queer bc chances are they aren’t as familiar with the context of all the little towns in that big queer city and need gps (gay positioning system) to find me.
if I’m talking to another queer person and I say I live in a suburb of gay city in a town called panromantic on the demisexual side of the tracks which is in the county of queer and I live off the intersection of non-binary and sapphic, they’d probably be able to find me with little to no problems, make sense?
#personal rant lol#like saying queer or gay is so much easier sometimes#if I say anything else sometimes I get the confused dog head tilt and I’m just like ok ok I’m gay#lgbtq community#lgbtqia#demisexual#non binary#sapphic#lgbtqia+#queer#panromantic
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There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation
because WHAT are people talking about sometimes
#aka: genuinely sometimes I think I live in a parallel universe and simply watched/read different things#full disclosure it does make you feel like a killjoy sometimes#because often times these fanons will be presented in a silly jokey manner#'oh so silly isn't this character so funny this is just my silly little headcanon'#and it's like yes yes lol lol but ok look me in the eyes and tell me you know that this is#at best only one interpretation of many and at worst simply not supported by the text at all#please tell me you know that#or in one specific example such a ubiquitous joke that is literally a significant theme of the work and i feel like SUCH a killjoy#being like 'ok yes very funny.....you know that was a major theme right?? tell me you know that'
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Disclaimer these are just a small sampling of some possible writer traits I’ve noticed either in myself or in fics I read. Also consider a rb for sample size !
#I literally do all of these but mostly abuse of metaphor and specific descriptors and run on dialogue with no staging#writing#writers on tumblr#polls#I chose abuse of a metaphor you like because I think that’s probably my biggest#but also literally ‘you guys are getting beta readers?’ because I���ve NEVER ONCE had someone beta read for me#I like. proofread. sometimes#if you’re lucky#lol#but I’m curious what you guys do lol
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going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with
-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)
-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)
-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)
-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)
-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)
-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)
-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)
-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran
-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy
-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre
-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever
#shit's crazy#theyre basically living history#percy is kinda the new hercules except less macho manly man#'oh who's killed this guy before' 'percy jackson'#like can you imagine playing capture the flag with rhese bastards#ur scaling the wall and you see these mfs make it up there in like 2 jumps#they arent allowed to be in the same team for any of the games because you KNOW theyd beat everyone else's asses#people are fighting to have percy on their team#not to mention the gods that just pop in for a visit every now and then#like at this point the fact that DIONYSUS is their camp counselor isnr even that surprising anymore#some scrawny teen dude shows up and will's just 'oh hey dad'#'YOU MEAN APOLLO????' 'yeah lol he just visits sometimes'#pretty much everyone there has survived at least one war#the background characters must feel hella overshadowed bcs what does it matter if u won a game when the guy in the cabin across has like#saved the world. 3 different times. like wtf#pjo books#leo valdez#trials of apollo#lester papadopoulos#pjo fandom#percy jackson#grover underwood#nico di angelo#annabeth chase#pjo hoo toa#heroes of olympus#piper mclean#chiron#camp half blood#pjo text post
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#fresh memes#memes#savage memes#lol#memesdaily#meme#savage#dank memes#funny memes#funny#omg#best memes#no chill memes#no chill#relatable memes#relatable#comedy#hilarious#true memes#it be like that sometimes
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Hero.
#legend of zelda#echoes of wisdom#loz eow#loz#zelda#tri#josh art tag#been meaning to do a full on stained glass drawing for like 2 years now lol#ive had ideas but none really stuck with me until this one#and the reason why is cuz this one was more of a scene! it wasnt just a normal drawing made to look like stained glass#it had what is supposed to be a literal window with someone standing before it looking up at it#also i find the timing of this drawing funny#cuz i just recently changed my shading style to resemble stained glass even more so than usual#cuz for years now ive gottem comments saying#my style reminds people of stained glass#and sometimes i see it sometimes i dont#cuz my shading style changes and sometimes it really did look glass like#but other times i dont think it did?? but i still got those comments??#maybe its like the way i do lineart or block out shapes?#idk but recently when i was growing tired of my previous coloring style i remembered those comments#and decided to lean into it#but now just a little while after that#here i am doing a legit stained glass illustration lol
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no more fan-ta-sizing about it! everything's already changed~
#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#figueroth faeth#riz gukgak#adaine abernant#fabian seacaster#gorgug thistlespring#kristen applebees#fh class quangle#my! class swap thing! I guess this is like the poster for it now#got overinvested and finished it properly instead of winging it lol#in closeup order: cleric!gorgug; bard!riz; rogue!fabian; sorcerer!kristen; barbarian!fig; artificer!adaine#this one does have the harpoon gun I'd give fabian during sophomore year but literally only figured out for this piece lol#I like how it looks tho Im glad I hashed it out#thinking abt power armor adaine a lot tbh... she has the transhumanist audacity. she's villain-adjacent enough#to attempt unspeakable acts of body improvement#(its funny bc to wear a rig like that would Also demand a certain level of physical strength from you)#also yeah this is the thing with riz holding a megaphone that got me considering#its fun! it fits the aesthetics! maybe it'd grant him range for bardics#maybe he gets to keep that Im just not sure how he'd carry it around lol#fig gets to have all of her makeup... I like almost never remember to draw it usually kdsjfhdjk listen. I just forgor#I always forget makeup is real#also dont ask me what's in kristen's thermos it Is usually tea but you truly never know#sometimes its soup. it can be lighter fluid. soap perhaps. hot chocolate#also if u come knocking on my door abt kristen's somatic in this piece: I wont be home#she gets to be gross especially bc shes funny and 17yo and gay. we give it to her#okay I. whoo I should lay down. finally I can move on to other things#cheers! wahoo. yahha perhaps
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Oh how I miss this story😭😫
Our Flower| BakuDekuXBlackFem Chapter 3
Welcome to my first Tumblr Series! This post will serve as the “Masterlist” for this fic. Chapters can also be found through the tag “our flower 💕” I’ll try to update at least once a week. Follow me and turn on your notifications, so that you won’t miss any updates. Enjoy - Unique 💕
Synopsis: You, Izuku, and Katsuki have been bestfriends since UA. One thing leads to another and you find yourself waking up in bed between the two future pros. No big deal, right? Well, things start to get a bit awkward and you start to get really “sick”. A major bombshell is dropped on you the day before graduation, and you decide that it’s best for everyone if you just disappear. But, what happens when the pair walks into your café four years later?
Warning (18+) NSFW Content| Viewer Discretion is advised.
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©pervysenpaix 2022
A month had passed, and things were going good. The men were slowly incorporating themselves into you and Blossom’s daily lives. There wasn’t a day that you didn’t hear from them. They always made sure to have some form of contact be it calls, texts, or just stopping. It didn’t happen too often given their work schedules, but if you had time and they were in the area, they’d pop in to say hello and drop off little gifts. Ranging anywhere from your favorite snacks to flowers they “saw on the way over” to an iPhone 13 that they’d conveniently found a day after Blossom shattered your screen.
Money was never an object to them, no matter how much you objected them spending so much on the two of you, they never listened. If it was up to them, you wouldn’t even be working; they’d loving taking care of you fulltime. Complaining often about your hectic work schedule because working two jobs wasn’t healthy for a full-time student and single mom. Their arguments fell on deaf ears because you had no intentions of quitting. Too stubborn to ask for help even though you were barely getting by. Always exhausted from overworking yourself, but never complaining. You try to be strong for Blossom. She needs you, You couldn’t just leave your wellbeing in the hands of just anyone.
But these men weren’t just anyone.
This was Katsuki Bakugo and Izuku Midoriya. Proheroes Dynamight and Deku. Your best friends. Your child’s father(s). The loves of your life. Unconventional? Maybe, but it couldn’t be helped. You loved them ever since high school. Even when you left, even though they were happy together, you never stopped. Not a day went by that you didn’t think of them. Then you found eachother again, and everything’s been great! So why are you so hesitant? Why won’t you let them help you? They’ve given you no reason to doubt. Proving themselves over and over that they’re serious about your daughter. They’re so involved, so consistent. Every Sunday morning, they show up to take Blossom on some outing. The zoo, aquarium, a carnival. Last weekend they went to see Allmight on Ice!And had such a great time. It was their first time alone with Blossom because you didn’t have anyone to cover your shift. Apparently, they had a great time. Izuku had taken so many photos, and he was good about keeping you updated via text.
Hey, doll! Look at these two. Cute right? Wish u were here!
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Blossom standing in line for a Taiyaki, she said she never had one. I know you’re not Japanese but really , (y/n)? They’re so good!
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Okay, don’t look at the news. It was a simple misunderstanding and all parties have been compensated.
How did I end up with two, temperamental blondes?
Explosive scandals aside, it was a fun day for all of them. Both men were trying their best at this co-parenting thing, wanting to prove that you could rely on them. They weren’t stupid. They noticed that you were keeping them at an arm’s length. You’d smile and laugh and chat about superficial things, which was nice, but they wanted something deeper. Wanted to be the ones you ran to when you needed help. Understanding, that you had trust issues due to the falling out with your parents over the pregnancy, but still wishing you’d believe them when they said that you could always depend on them.
**♡**
It was early Sunday morning, and the duo was headed to your place. Today was the premier of a new Allmight cartoon movie and they promised to take you and Blossom. The little girl had been rambling about it all week, up until Saturday, when they didn’t hear from her. Odd because Blossom calls every morning telling them to be safe. Even stranger, you weren’t answering any calls or texts. Now this did raise some red flags, but they didn’t want to overreact. Assuming you probably had a double shift, and Blossom was with the babysitter or something. Deciding to keep their cool, they refrained from popping up at your place and peeking through the windows. They were tense and on edge all day, eyes glued to their phones. Brushing everyone off when they questioned their behavior.
This was so weird! They could barely sleep. You weren’t even opening your messages. Izuku was cursing himself because he never got to install those security cameras.
As soon as the early morning sun rose, they were out the door.
It had to be like 7:00 AM, but oh well! The early bird catches the worm, or in this case, the heroes catch woman of their dreams before she escapes with their child and disappears for another four years.
A sigh of relief escaped them when they saw your crappy car in the parking lot. At least she’s still here, Izuku thought as he parked his Benz.
Opting to take the stairs, because the elevator was just too slow, they dashed to your floor and knocked on your door. A little louder than necessary but they were worried. Pressing their ear to the door when they didn’t hear anything, they continued to walk until the soft padding of feet could be heard.
“Coming!” your voice called out, sounding weak and winded. Coughs and sniffles followed. You opened the door without even asking who it was assuming that it’d be your landlord. “I got the letter Ms.Mai, I just need a little more time- O-oh! H-hey guys?” It sounded like a question because it was. Mind completely blank as to why they’d be here, but then it dawned on you that today was Sunday. “(Y/N) why didn’t you answer any of our calls or texts?" Pinching the bridge of your nose, you sighed, “Sorry. I’ve been sick since yesterday and I got home from work late.”
Honestly, you didn’t even have tell them that you were sick. They could see it. Dark circles were under your puffy and red rimmed eyes. Strands of hair clung to your sweat soaked forehead. Sniffing, you crinkled your runny nose and wiped it on your baggy sleeve. Gross. Even your skin looked sick, dull and lacking your normal radiant glow. Did you really go to work like this?
“What the fuck, (Y/N)?” Bakugo hissed, “You look like hell.” The shrill edge that laced his voice did not mix well with your thumping headache. “Please, Suki. Not so loud, it hurts”. Whimpering you rested your head against the doorframe and closed your eyes. The florescent hallway lights were too strong. Your ears were ringing, and your legs shook. “You’re not pregnant again, are you?” Katsuki blurted out, suddenly feeling nervous. Giggling, you raise your arm and tap your wrist, “Ya gotta have sex to get pregnant, and according to my watch, I haven’t had sex since you knocked me up big guy” you respond as you slapped his chest. “i- (Y/N)… you’re not even wearing a watch” Izuku sputtered. “No shit, Sherlock … pew pew !” you retort, shooting two finger guns in his direction. They were too concerned with your bizarre behavior, and the state of your health to paying attention to your words. “Did you go to work like this?”
“ s’worse ‘cause I had to use my quirk on Blossom. Couldn’t sleep well ‘cause she caught it too.”
Using your quirk is difficult nowadays because you haven’t been taking care of yourself. Not getting enough sleep, because you have to work and study. Not eating healthy because you didn’t have time to prepare anything other than ramen noodles or chicken nuggets for yourself, but you always made sure Blossom had a well-balanced diet. You had drained energy that you didn’t have. Now your body was suffering.
The bug you’d caught wasn’t even that bad. Just a mild fever and a headache. Blossom was worse off than you with a high fever, coughs, and stuffy nose. It had gotten better with some medicine, but she was a little fussy when you were trying to put her down. That’s when you used your quirk. You felt a little guilty, but you were exhausted with a headache and all you wanted was sleep.
Izuku and Katsuki, both know how your quirk functions, so they were able to piece together any info you were too weak to mention.
“Could’ve let us fucking know. Would’ve came over or some shit” Katsuki grumbled, pressing his hand against your forehead, eyes widening when he felt your temperature. “You’re fuckin’ hot” You giggled weakly, “gee thanks, ‘suki. Not bad yourself”. The blonde was not in the mood for jokes. He scooped you up off the ground, holding you against his chest bridal style. The sudden action made you feel dizzy and slightly nauseous. “’Suki~ it huurts~. Put me down” you whined, face pressed against his chest and fingers clenching his jacket. “No”, he huffed, stepping over the threshold and into the small apartment. Tissues were all over the living room floor, with at least five half empty water bottles laying next to a bundle of blankets. “You slept in the living room, (Y/N)?” Too tired to answer you nodded, making the man shake his head.
“Give her here and go check on Blossom” Katsuki handed you over, gently like he was carrying a child. Your arms and legs wrapped around the man’s frame loosely and he held you under you thighs. Even in your weakened state you could appreciate the warm heat of his big hands on your bare thighs. “I think a nice hot bath would help you feel better.
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Izuku’s POV
(Y/N)’s arms and legs clung, lazily, to my body as I ran her bath. Face pressed against my chest, and eyes squeezed shut. Continuously muttering apologizes. “You don’t have apologize. I’d do anything for you, doll.” I lowered her to her feet, holding onto her waist while she steadied herself. “Are you okay? Do you need help?” She says “no” and takes a shaky step forward, she’d probably have fallen if I wasn’t there. I can’t leave her in here like this, she could really hurt herself. I guess I don’t have that much of a choice.
“I’ll stay and help you” I hope it didn’t sound too creepy, but I’m honestly not even thinking about it that way. She’s delirious, barely keeping her eyes open at this point. I’d love to let her just sleep, but I doubt she’d be comfortable being this sweaty. Besides, sleep is always better after a good bath.
A brief moment of silence passes as I wait for her response. (Y/N) is chewing her lip as her glazed over eyes dart between me and the ground. “i- I don’t want to be bother, Izu” she says weakly, refusing to look up from the ground. Reaching forward, I grab her chin, gently pulling her face close to mines. “You’re not a bother, (Y/N). How many times do we have to tell you that? Please just let us help you”. She whimpers when my hands fall to the hem of her sleep shirt. “ I don’t look like I did in high school”. Wow. Still a bit insecure I see. That’s fine, I’ll spend the rest of my life reassuring her if I have to.
“Didn’t expect you too. Besides I think you look better.” She snorts, rolling her eyes. “Yeah, right. Don’t lie to me, Izu. I know what I look like”. I want to to say that she looks amazing and if she wasn’t delirious from fever then I’d fuck her over the bathroom counter, holding her head up by her throat so that she can see the way her gorgeous body jiggles under me everytime I sink my cock in her sweet brown cunny. That would be slightly inappropriate. So I settle for, “Beautiful. You’re beautiful, doll, I’d never lie to you”.
(Y/N) doesn’t resist anymore, just nods her head and lets me do as I please. Well, not really, but you get what I’m saying. She doesn’t resist when I lift her shirt over her head, revealing her breasts. They’d gotten bigger, she was kinda flat in high school so I really like this. Boobs are kind of my thing. Have you seen my boyfriend’s tits? Yeah, exactly. It wasn’t necessary, but I couldn’t help trailing my fingers down her side as I made my way to her panties. Her skin was so smooth and soft; I loved the feeling of her pudgy stomach underneath my fingertips and judging by the way she hummed with her eyes fluttering shut she liked it too. If I wasn’t blushing before, I definitely was when I kneeled to the ground, pulling her thin panties down her thick thighs, putting me face to face with the prettiest pussy I’d ever seen. I’ve missed you so much sweet girl, daddy can’t wait until he’s balls deep in you again.
Clearing my throat, and my mind, I come back up and give her what I hoped was a soft smile and not a predatory grin. “Let’s get you cleaned up, pretty girl”.
**♡**
(Y/N) had fallen asleep in the tub. The poor thing must’ve been exhausted. I got her dressed and tucked her snuggly in the bed with a kiss on her cheek. Softly closing the door and heading out to find the blondes.
“Mornin’ Zuzu!” Blossom called, cereal falling from her mouth due to it being so full. Kacchan chuckled, shaking his head and wiped her face with a napkin. It was always adorable seeing them interact, but something about this felt different. It was so domestic, and I mean that in the best way possible. Like we were a little family, all that’s missing was mommy. “Morning, sweetheart” I kiss her forehead and stand next to Kacchan. “How was she?” he asked, “So hot” I respond immediately, he raises his brow and smirks, “You’re talking about her temperature right?” I can feel my cheeks reddening, “i-uh yep, that’s exactly what I meant”. He smirks, but doesn’t push. Probably because Blossom is right across the counter munching on frosted flakes.
“Daddy says were gonna go to the store, Zuzu!” Kacchan nods, “Yeah her fridge is pretty much empty. Probably hasn’t been able to get out”. I nod in agreement. (Y/N) stretches herself way to thin, she’s gonna burn out at this rate. We definitely have to figure something out. I know she probably wants to be “independent” but there’s nothing wrong with a little help.
Okay, a “little help” turned into a mini shopping spree. In addition to groceries, we bought toiletries, heated blankets, some merch, fuzzy socks, her favorite snacks, more toys, and a 70in tv with surround sound just in case she wanted to watch a movie. Only the best for our girls.
Blossom was feeling well enough to stay out for the rest of the day. We were still able to make it to the movie and go out for lunch. The idea was to keep her out of the house for as long as possible, so that y/n could rest. After a couple of hours, we headed home for dinner. I mounted the tv and cleaned while Katsuki made your favorite dish. Figuring you’d probably be pretty hungry after sleeping all day.
Getting Blossom to bed was pretty easy. After a busy day in the city in the city and a hearty dinner, the little one was so tuckered out that she’d started nodding off at the table. We put on her pajamas and bonnet, then tucked her into her bed.
“Are you cold, sweetheart?” I asked, “Kacchan pass me that blanket over there”. The blonde tossed it over and it landed over my head, which made Blossom giggle. “Alright, settle down...” I trailed off, staring at the handmade blanket. Something about it seemed familiar. “Kacchan, have you seen this before?” The blonde pointed to the two patches at the top, “That looks like that Allmight shirt you wore all the time, and this piece is from my old Aji Fry shirt”. Brows furrowed, I examined the small blanket, working the materials through my fingers. It was old, but freshly mended; like she’d had it for a while. (Y/N) had always been crafty. She loved projects, and would often have me help her with the glittery creations. We used to have so much fun together… “That’s from Mommy’s sad box”.
“Sad box?” Izuku repeated, the toddler nodded while yawning quietly, “mmhmm it used to make her cry when she looked at it, but she doesn’t since you and daddy came”. I didn’t know what to think. “You know where it is, babygirl?” “in the circle by the couch” she mumbled before falling asleep.
For the record, I’d like to make one thing abundantly clear, we were not snooping. Heroes don’t snoop. We were investigating. It’s our jobs as heroes to investigate anything that’s potentially threatening to citizens.
Apparently by “circle”, she meant ottoman. Inside, underneath a pile of blankets, was a large-ish box with the word “Memories” printed on top. It was filled with pictures, cards and papers.
We found copies of Blossom’s ultrasound photo’s, and I slid one into my wallet. It lives there now. Katsuki did the same with several photo’s he’d found of you pregnant and with Blossom as a newborn. You never smiled in the pregnancy photos, always with a pensive expression on your face, but despite that you looked beautiful. Skin shiny and radiant, with your natural hair framing your face., and pregnant belly full and round. I wish I could’ve been there to see it.
“Look at this” It was the shirts, well little tattered pieces of fabric. They were folded neatly, and tucked into the corners. I’d been wondering where it had gone off to. So it was you? Not really sure how to feel about this. Flattered or sad? Even more guilty?
We continued to sift through the photos silently. Laughing at photos of Blossom being silly. Tearing up from pictures of you two being alone on holidays, and birthdays. It was good that you had each other, but you deserved more.
A little black scrap book was at the bottom of the box; it was covered in green and orange glitter with “Deku & Dynamight!!” painted on the center in an “action” font. There was a picture of us high fiving pasted on the cover, and it was subtitled “Super Daddies”. My breath caught and my hands started to shake. I really don’t want to cry, I’m trying my best but it’s hard. It’s no secret that I love that little girl like she’s my own, hell she is mines. But, it hits different for you to acknowledge me that way. There’s a note on the first page:
To Blossom:
Hey BB (Blosson Bakugo) I knew that it’d come up one day. That you’d want to know about your father. Would you believe me if I said you had two! That’s so fun right? Two super daddies. As you know they’ve been a little bit busy keeping us safe, but I thought you’d want to know what they’ve been up to! These two are the most amazing men that I met, my bestfriends, Izuku Midoriya and Katsuki Bakugo. Don’t be too upset that they’re not around right now, Mommy just doesn’t want to get in the way of the citizens that need saving. Hopefully, we’ll see them again soon. In the meantime, let’s just keep them in our hearts and wish them the best.
With Love,
Mommy
I’m thankful that Kacchan’s here because I’d probably would’ve been bawling after open the book, seeing that it’s laid out like a comic book with pictures of us during fights within the panels. There’s newspaper clippings and screenshots from our interviews. She even printed that really cringy Valentine’s Day photo me and Kacchan had to take for Heroes Daily. Under each photo, she had a little blurb, either describing the situation or relating it to a memory she had of us. What really took me out was a blurry photo of us at our first hero signing. It couldn’t have been taken by a professional considering the quality, and there was a ticket stub glued underneath. So that meant- “she was there” Kacchan whispers, resting his head on my shoulder, I nod turning to the last page and my heart stops.
It was a picture of the three of us in our hero costumes, she was sitting on our shoulders doing peace signs while Kacchan flipped off the camera and I gave a thumbs up. “I remember this, this was after we’d passed the permanent licensing exam” Kacchan sniffed, “the day before the party”.
Two tickets to graduation were tucked into the seams, probably her parents. Fucking assholes, how could you abandon your child? It explains why she’s so adamant about doing everything for Blossom. She doesn’t want to let them down like they did her. That’s probably why she’s been hesitant with us also.
That was heavy.
With a sigh, we began putting the things back into the box. Trying to make everything seem undisturbed. “Oi, Deku.” Turning, I saw that Kacchan was holding an two envelopes, both addressed to my bestfriends. One was dated the day of the hero signing, years ago and the other was dated last week.
The first one read:
Hey guys, it’s me!
Been a while, huh? About a year and five months to be exact. I know, I know, you’re probably going “what the fuck” huh ‘Suki? Give me a chance to explain, and then you can decide if you still want to be mad at me or not.
They say that the easiest place to start is from the beginning, so I guess I’ll start with how I fell in love with the both of you.
Izuku, my best boy, everything always felt “right” with you. My day was always ten times better whenever you walked into the infirmary. Yeah, it sucked that you were hurt, but I was more than happy to take the pain away. Whenever I healed you, it was hard not to stare; you were just so pretty Izu. “Boyfriend material” is what ran through my head whenever we were together. It wasn’t just your looks, it was everything about you. Intelligence. Bravery. Kindness. Just the full package, who wouldn’t fall in love with you?
Katsuki, how have you been? Still hot-headed? I hope so, it was one of my favorite things about you. Even though I wanted to slap you sometimes in the beginning because let’s face it, we were like oil and water. Did not get along at all. Only because you were so fun to tease is all. With you things started off slow, and then all at once. When glares turned into smirks and death threats turned into forehead kisses, I knew it then. I’d fallen for the “bad boy” that actually had a good heart.
Then we had our night together. It was amazing. The two of you made it so special for me, I don’t think anyone could ever compare. That was the closest I’d ever felt to anyone, and I’d never been happier. But, that all came crashing down the next day. I was a little nervous going in because of my lack of experience, but I didn’t think I’d be bad. Cause that’s why you two were being weird right? Because it was bad? I mean it was like you were forcing yourself to talk, Suki. And Izu … you could barely even look at me.
So, I took a step back.
I gave you two some space, in hopes that we could get back to how things were . Regardless of how I felt, I valued our friendship more than anything. I didn’t need to have all of you, just a small piece. Plus, you already had eachother. Your relationship goes back to childhood, I was a stranger in comparison. It made sense for the two of you to get together, but it still hurt when you came to tell me that day. See it was easy to pretend like I belonged when I was in the dark, but with once you announced that it was official, the truth became abundantly cleat. You had eachother, you didn’t need me. I was going to be alone.
Then, as if things needed to be any more complicated, I found out that I was pregnant. It was too much. I was scared. My parents were already angry, saying that I would be a burden. I didn’t want you to feel the same way, so I left and did it on my own.
That’s right, I had a baby girl. Her name is Blossom Bakugo, and she is amazing. The silver lining out of all the hurt and loss. Trust me there was a lot. First, I lost my virginity, then I lost my parents, my bestfriends, and my first loves, all in the same day. I’m not upset about it, it was my decisions that lead me here. But it still hurts to be without you.
I actually came to your hero signing today. There’s no way I would’ve missed the first one. You guys looked great in your costumes! I was so proud. All I wanted to do was run up and hug you, but I didn’t. The two of you looked so happy, and I didn’t want to ruin things. Plus, there were so many people. Women. Asian Women. Beautiful, Asian, women with flat stomachs and small waists. Then there was me, the pudgy black girl carrying a five-month-old. I would’ve caused a scene, probably embarrass you and myself. So I took a quick picture and left. I wonder what would’ve happened if I stayed ?
It doesn't matter, I won’t try again. I’m not even sending this letter. On tv, they mentioned writing out your emotions was helpful. I don’t know if it worked because I’m crying more than I’ve had in months. Writing this letter doesn’t change the fact that I’m in love with two men that would never want me .
No wonder you cried whenever you looked in here. That was awful! Did you really believe that? How could you not know, (Y/N)? It’s always been you. Before there was us, it was you. I’m hesitant on reading the next letter, but curiosity is getting the better of me. How else will we know what’s on your mind, if you won’t let us in.
The second letter:
Wow.
I can’t believe that you’re back in my life. I wake up on edge every morning, afraid that its all just a dream, but then I get your goodmorning text Katsuki, or your daily facetime call. It’s been amazing. I was hesitant terrified at first to get you guys involved. Didn’t want you to feel forced or pressured, but things have been going so well. Seeing the two of you with my daughter is just …. I don’t even know how to describe the feeling. Blossom has never been happier. Going this long without a father, and now she has two.
I’m happy too. It might not seem like it because I’m so awkward sometimes, but I just don’t know how to act around you two. I mean, y’all are so fucking sexy, you two have grown up. I feel like I’m in high school again, lusting after my two friends. But just like then, its more than that. I’m still in love with you. Time stood still for me, and when you guys came back into my life, all those feelings that I’d pushed aside came back with you. Ignoring them is hard, especially with the way you’ve been treating me. Always around, giving soft touches, lingering forehead kisses … it makes a girl flustered. I saw the two of you kiss the other day and that image has been permanently engraved in my mind. It wasn’t even a super sexy kiss. It was just the way Izu held your chin, Katsuki. Or the way you whimpered after ‘Suki smirked while pulling away. I just want someone;I just want the two of you to be like that with me… but I know that’ll never happen. Even if you didn’t have eachother, why would you want me? Even in highschool I didn’t have guys flocking towards me, but now ? Yeah, I think it’s safe to assume that I wouldn’t be your type. So, I’ll keep pushing those feelings away because I’m just happy to have you two around. I may be lonely, but I’m not alone. And that works for me.
“I think-
“So she-
We spoke at the same time, both coming to terms with what we just read. You still liked us. Loved us even. This was amazing! This is good! Now we can tell you how we feel and we can all be a big happy family! Right?
We heard shuffling in your bedroom, so we quickly put everything back where we’d found it. You trudged out the bedroom, pout present on your full lips. “I’m hungryyyy” you whined, fluttering your lashes as you swayed side to side. Still apparently delirious from fever and medication. “Kacchan, made you some (f/d). I’ll go turn the stove back on so it can warm up”.
“Suki!” you gasped, pressing your cheeks as you skipped towards him. “thank you, thank you, thank you!” Giggling, you straddled his lap and pressed kisses on his cheeks. “Y/N- stop” His voice was strained and his hands hovered over your ass, not sure if he should let them drop. Did you know what you were doing? Obviously, not. You were out of it. Still giggling, you placed your hand on his chest and squeezed, “but I’m happy you’re feeding me mommy”. Kacchan chuckled, finally let his hands fall against your ass; squeezing you just like you did him”. “I think I prefer “daddy”, Princess” he smirked, making you bite your lip.
“Umm, Kacchan… I don’t think it’s the best time. She’s sick” I say and she turns her attention towards me. Crawling over the couch and climbing into my lap. “You’re right, Izu … I’m lovesick!” Her hands grazed my neck and slid into my hair, tangling her cute fingers in my strands. It felt so good that my eyes fluttered shut for a moment and I pulled her closer. She was pressed against my chest with her crotch resting on top of my bulge. Look, I didn’t want to get hard, I’m trying my best to keep it down but I can feel the warmth radiating from her pussy and I the way she’s looking at me … “You’re so pretty, Izu. Just like in school”. I kissed her.
Pushing her shirt above her hips, I dug my fingers into her plump ass, rocking her hips against mines as my tongue slides into her mouth. (Y/N)’s whimpering, moaning in my mouth and pulling at my strands while we suck on eachother’s tongues. The cushions shifted and Kacchan was pressed against us, licking down my neck and groping her ass. “Daddy~” she mewled, pulling away to press her lips against his. It was even hotter to watch. Still grinding my bulge against her cunt, I reached over to rub at Kacchan’s. He choked down a sob, and rolled his hips against my hand. This was starting to move really fast. We were not expecting something like this to happen. You weren’t even in a clear state of mind. No no, this isn’t good. “K-kacchan stop. We can’t”. He groaned, but pulled away. The look he shot me was enough to make me whimper. Pupils dilated so wide that his eyes looked black and chest heaving rapidly. Like a predator looking at prey. “Deku… “I know , Kacchan me too. But this isn’t ri-“ My words trailed off and a moan escaped my lips when you rocked your hips against me. “No, Izu please. Don’t Stop“ you whined, pawing at Kacchan’s chest and rocking against my lap. Grinding harder and faster until you were chanting my name and cumming all over my pants. That was the most beautiful thing I’d ever witnessed.
“mmm~ such a good girl. Came so hard for me. Felt nice didn’t it ?”
You nodded, grabbing at our hands and sticking out fingers in your mouth. “So good” you muttered around the digits, “wanna make you feel good too”. Fuck. Okay, I know you’re a little out of it right now, but we all love eachother so it’s fine right? Probably won’t even go all the way … Who am I kidding, I’m about to fuck the shit out of you.
“O-okay, Kacchan go grab the baby monitor and I’ll turn off the stove. Go wait for us in the room, doll” You scurried off excitedly and me and Kacchan exchanged grins. “DP?” He raised a brow, and I nodded. Was that even a real question?
Not even ten seconds had passed before we were opening the door to your bedroom. More excited than we’d been in a while. I could see Kacchan’s print against his thigh. This was gonna be crazy.
Or so we thought, because when we opened the door you were asleep. Knocked out in a starfish position, snoring softly. Kacchan whimpered, “i- but- can we wake her up?” Reluctanty, I sighed and shook my head “no” and covered her with a blanket. Kacchan groaned, gripping at his erection. “Fuck! What am I supposed to do about this?” Always, fucking whining. He’s not the one that had your pussy in his face or rubbing on his dick. It’s like I’ve been being edged all day! Wrapping my hand around his throat, I push him against the wall.
“Are you gonna be a good boy for me tonight, Kacchan?”
**♡**
It was a long night. Very eventful, but I’m not complaining. Even though the situation wasn’t ideal, I’m glad we made some progress. I can’t wait for us to talk about taking things to the next step.
We were in the kitchen, getting Blossom ready for school. She had already eaten breakfast, and we were just about to walk out the door when you ran out of your bedroom.
“Blossom ! Wake up!” you shouted, frantically pulling on a pair of pajama pants. Probably thinking that you were running late because we’d turned your alarms off. “Relax, doll. We already got her dressed.” I say, and you made the cutest little squeak. “Izu!? ‘Suki?” Eyes widened as you looked between the two of us. “’Morning, Princess” Kacchan winked, a smirk growing on his features. Always such a tease. “Goodmorning, Doll.” I say, heading in her direction for a morning kiss. Would that be weird ? I mean we already kissed last night so it should be fine. “What are you doing here?” I paused, taking in her confused expression. “Hah?” Kacchan walks out of the kitchen, staring with furrowed brows, but your startled look remained. “W-what are you guys doing here? How did you get in ?” Oh my god. “You don’t remember …?”
“No” she shook her head, “Did Blossom call you?”
“We’ve been here since takin’ care of you since yesterday. Spent the night and everything” Kacchan huffed.
“You really don’t remember ?” I squeezed her hand, and she frowned and put her hand on my cheek, “No… just some weird dreams. Did something happen?”
“ Apparently, not” Katsuki grumbled, picking up Blossom and heading towards the front door. Must’ve been embarrassed because his cheeks were pink and I’m sure I was blushing as well.
“Umm, we’ll drop her off this morning, doll. Get some rest.” I kissed her cheek and she nodded. Confused expression still fixed on her face.
“Thanks for taking care of me last night”.
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#but as a fellow writer i get it#lol it be like that sometimes#mha x black reader#bakugo x black reader
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probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.
we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."
at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.
the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.
the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.
what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.
here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.
#this is true#writeblr#warm up#relatedly for some reason one of our Favorite Jokes#amongst the Siblings#is like - ''this is so good u will love it''#while we are reacting to something we OBVIOUSLY find viscerally disgusting#like we will be actively retching and be like ''nooooo it's so good''#to the point that i sometimes get nervous if someone outside my family is like oh u should try it its good#(obvi we never force each other to eat anything. we are all just curious birds and#like. we're GONNA try the new thing.)#edit to answer why we had so much vanilla:#my mom is a very good cook and we LOVE to bake. so she just had a lot of staples in the house.#it's one of those things that's like. have u ever continuously thought ''ah i should get butter im probably out''#even tho u are not out of butter. so u end up with like 5 years of butter.#my mom would do that in a costco but like with vanilla extract#to be fair we WERE always using WAY TOO MUCH bc we were kids#so like she was right to stock up#ps. yes we were VERY sick after this lol i just didn't want to include it in the post in case ppl had an ick about that#u can tell it's real bc we knew "oh no we fucked up that's too much vanilla to waste'' but our reaction was to just. keep drinking it#> sibling understanding that vanilla extract isn't free > knowledge mother doesnt mind if we use it for milkshakes#> sibling choice to maybe get in a loophole of ''not wasting it'' if we drink it bc that's the same as using it (not throwing it out)#listen bud i was like 13 and my sister was like 9#when my mom discovered this we. got in. A LOT. of trouble. a lot of it. a LOT of it.#3rd edit bc i guess it isn't clear - i am 1 of my brother's 2 little sisters#i am the middle child#out of all the ways i have had to explain a post before being like ''did u forget a middle child can happen'' is my favorite
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i'm sorry but i don't think we should call this the "autism website" when there's still posts with tons of notes mocking people who:
struggle with social skills / have anxiety around social settings
are unemployed / unable to work certain jobs
have intense or "age-inappropriate" interests
haven't had certain life experiences that are deemed universal/essential
struggle with personal hygiene
don't have any friends or dating experience
don't go outside much or at all
take things literally / don't get sarcasm/jokes
have unusual ways of speaking
generally aren't "normal"
#+ other things i'm probably forgetting rn#i know most of these apply to other disabilities too but i wanted to focus on autism bc of all the 'autism website' stuff#it's genuinely disturbing to see someone go 'lol autism website'#and then in the next breath be like 'omg look at this loser who [literal symptom of autism]'#but i guess when these people talk about autism they don't mean actual autism#but the tiktok style 'just a bit quirky but still able to assimilate into abled hegemony with ease' autism#i'm just tired of the hypocrisy#autism acceptance month is over now it's time for autism wrath month#being disabled on tumblr can be fucking awful sometimes. might take a break for a while bc i just don't have the energy to deal with it#autism#actually autistic#actuallyautistic
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“hey. look at me.”
“no,” you say, looking away, hating yourself for being petty and insecure.
bakugou reaches over and cups your chin with his hand, using his fingers to gently squeeze your cheeks so your lips puff out.
“stoooop,” you say, trying to wriggle out of his grip, annoyed. he leans forward and kisses you.
you try to resist for all of two seconds before giving in, softening against him as he rubs a hand up and down your back. if you were a cat, you’d purr.
“jealous, huh?” he says, leaning back to give you a satisfied little smile.
#a snippet from a thing where bakugou fucking LOVES when you get jealous bc normally you never do#bakugou katsuki x reader#bakugou katsuki x you#bakugo katsuki x reader#bakugo katsuki x you#bakugou x reader#bakugou x you#bakugo x reader#bakugo x you#bnha x reader#bnha#sometimes after typing these tags bakugou's name no longer looks like a word to me lol#jess scribbles
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for the love of god
#don't make me tap the sign#house md#i know its sometimes asking a lot to have nuance on the internet in the year of our lord 2024#the amount of people i see saying 'they dont queerbait like this anymore' IT WASN'T QUEERBAIT. PLEASE#or like 'oh another queerbait show to get into'#im so tired lol
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someone pointed out that milsiril sniffs the top of kabru's head like parents of newborns do with their babies, and i haven't been able to stop thinking abt it
like. ma'am. that is a wholeass preteen.
#i think it was on twitter or reddit that i saw this pointed out? i go there sometimes when i run out of new posts abt fav characters on here#eliot posts#dunme#dungeon meshi#dm spoilers#dungeon meshi spoilers#kabru#milsiril#she really does treat him like a baby huh#woman who has raised multiple short lived children but still does not grasp their maturity levels#despite them being quite visibly Not Babies#my beautiful woman with Issues.#lmk if i missed any instances of her doing this lol#edit: dug up the post!#i have linked it
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