#lol implied

[uftopia]

Dnf baby you will be real one day

Their little junie :,)

[haunted-xander]

If you skip a meal Senshi will materialize next to you w/ food at the ready

[spaceistheplaceart]

thinking about what mabel and ford have in common <3 sweaters, diaries, and bad breakups.

[sanct1f1ed]

favorite stan twins characterization is that they're both equally insane. stanley just gets more air time to show it off. loosely inspired by a post i read earlier but here's some absolutely insane things both of them have done

stanley:

drugged a person and turned them into an exhibit in the mystery shack

had a vegas wedding to a prospector-themed novelty dispenser

gave mabel a grappling hook

failed to steal an animatronic badger

chewed his way out of the trunk of a car

punched at least three bald eagles

is multiply divorced, possibly even with the novelty dispenser

committed premeditated murder on a llama

faked a heart attack to get on Wheel of Fortune

took his clothes off in front of a live studio audience on Wheel of Fortune

has a rivalry with a fifth grader, a grandmother, and a man who exclusively dresses like a corn cob

stanford:

pulled a gun on a bus driver when he wouldn't let a pig on board

directly assisted in mind-controlling ronald reagan during his election in 1980

gave mabel a crossbow

got bitten by a vampire bat and subsequently began sampling human blood

owns contraband outlawed in 9000 dimensions; keeps it in an extremely flimsy plastic case

"accidentally" set a hawk on fire

has exes ranging from as normal as his old college buddy to as weird as a triangle and an alien with 7 eyes who put a metal plate in his head

wears turtlenecks because he's hiding multiple tattoos he regrets, including one themed around "all star" by smash mouth

is an Extremely wanted criminal across hundreds of dimensions; was completely kicked out of one for card counting

is, bizarrely, super into the band Eurythmics

can see shrimp colors

[dodecatemoria]

Just finished the book of bill and absolutely loved it ^.^ Missed this bastard <3

Bonus:

[hiding-under-the-willow]

Quite possibly the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life

[bogglle]

eri hit him with the uno reverse

[unrelatedsideblog]

Sanji wearing skirts v.2

[starspilli]

one for sorrow

[heph]

Think a little lower, Dr. Wilson

[evelili]

twilight sparkle's tamagotchi resurrection services (stay up all night hatching an identical replacement pet)

[vezhenart]

the Machine Herald

[livsmessydoodles]

shenanigans

[hystericalguyy]

He shouldn't have canceled his gym membership card a while back.

So uh, holy fuck i got over 200 notes on the last post, thank you guys! So take this as a treat. Sorry for the rush im doing school work and i lost their color palette, that's why the colors look off. 🥲 Hope you enjoyed!

[mugentakeda]

i havent seen 94 in a whole decade

[graveflowerss]

I looked for you every day.