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justneury · 7 months

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- Elsen OC post -

Jacob, it isnt a good idea to try that... Curiosity kills the cat, y'now-

Uh oh-

-INSTANTLY REGRETS-

I warned you...

Smoke + smoke = more smoke = lungs suffering intensifies

.....his already damaged lungs can't handle it, instantly his throat goes "nope" and rejects the cigar smoke. SO, for now on, he DOESNT likes cigars.

(Curiosity satisfied, but, at what cost? Haha)

#off #elsen oc #elsensona #art #off game #off (game)#off oc #lol he almost died #nah just joking #probably got ptsd out of that experience /j #never again

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puppetmaster13u · 7 months

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Prompt 247

Danny grumbles, going limp as the Spirit plucked him up, holding him out like some sort of stray cat. Their golden eyes stared across him, white hair shimmering and bloodied feathers rustling as they tilted their head.

“You sure he’s not somehow ours?” Bludhaven asks again, setting him down once more to circle. Amity laughs, wild hair the color of wheat fluttering in a non-existent breeze and portal pulsing like a heart as she rests a hand on his head.

“Well darlin’, I am asking if you would be open to adopting,” the Spirit laughs, the sound as familiar as the birds outside his window in the mornings. “Well, I suppose I could always ask your dear sister Arkham-”

“No no, I would be honored,” Bludhaven smiled a literally sharp grin, something mischievous and violent about it in a way Danny was slowly growing used to. “I’m just- look at the little ghostling! He looks like he could be from ours! My hair, your eyes… he’s just missing markings…”

“Markings he’ll get once you give me an answer darlin’...”

“OH- Yes, of course! Sorry, I got whelmed there.”

“You have been stalking your vigilante a bit too much there Blud.”

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Amity Park x Bludhaven #I need to come up with a name for that lol #City Spirit #Danny gets adopted by Amity Park & Bludhaven #Danny is very tired while this conversation is happening hence his quietness #Why yes dcu IS in another dimension #That does not stop the City Spirits from visiting each other & meeting #Bludhaven is Gotham’s son & Arkham is Gotham’s daughter #Gotham is now grandparent & also questioning if they missed a wedding #while Xey were killing curses because What When & Where #Gotham is the city spirit equivalent of an Ancient #Which now makes Danny almost like a prince & no one has told him yet #He just needed his Core stabilized via adoption #And Amity volunteered because he’s her bby already- died & was reborn within her & everything #Space core Danny #Doesn’t have much to do with the prompt but does slightly effect his appearance after adoption #I have art of Bludhaven & Amity somewhere on my blog #Bludhaven #Amity Park

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dogpantry · 11 months

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please watch my scrungly old man kiss the inside of a glove

#cockatiel #bird #birdblr #birblr #gale #please don’t come @ me about the state of his feathers #he has pdd and cannot digest pellets and we’ve been working slowly to convince him fruits and veggies are cool but he’s always been #uninterested #he is 15 years old and gets clean bills of health every time we go to the vet #he has supplements etc just pleaseeeeeee i cannot take it lol #just look how cute and happy he is!!!!!#(he’s almost died several times cause of his pdd so im just asking to have cute videos. ok. ily)

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non-un-topo · 5 months

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Thinking about Yusuf and Nicolò as young men again

#the old guard #kaysanova #yusuf al kaysani #nicolo di genova #siggy draws #it ain't much but it's more than i've drawn in months. i miss this sort of cartoony style. like a dreamworks movie almost lol #my brain conjured an anime ending apparently and i can't explain why #maybe they're too girly looking but i didn't feel like using reference pictures so i guess they're bishounen sdfghfds #ahh i usually have director's commentary in the tags #yusuf is probably around 23-25 and nico is 19-22? though i can't say confidently that yusuf would be able to grow a full beard at 23 #but maybe he can maybe he's just that powerful #they're either very sad and lonely or very pensive. or both. maybe they're longing for something more... maybe a true love #i also dk what these clothes are. yusuf has some good clothes on. is probably flourishing as a merchant but still longs for More #nicolo is wearing... a tunic? but it could be a thin gambeson instead. maybe he's learning how to use a sword #i try to capture their best assets in this doodly style: yusuf's eyelashes and cute ears and weirdly shaped eyebrows #and nicolo's nose and heavy brow and the fact that he has almost no lips from the side lol

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opens-up-4-nobody · 2 years

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Once I was scrolling thru naruto fics and saw the tag "buisnessman!Kakashi" and all I could think about was Kakashi being a child businessman, owning all the konoha adults at doing business while wearing an oversized suit and tie. That idea is so fucking funny to me.

#obito: that kakashi! hes always showing me up by getting better deals than me >:-(#also just the idea of lil child Kakashi showing up at a business meeting and sealing the deal with an outline written in adorablly childish #handwriting. written in crayon lol #call this the naruto businessman au #every ninja is a business person and it exactly parallels canon. that is my dream #sealed inside naruto is the partial spirit of the ultimate buisnessman but its too powerful and everyones afraid #fucking hashirama's face on the wall as the company founder lmao rip madara: fuck this company ur brother embarrassed my brother so bad #at deal making that he died. im gonna tear it all down. face me hashirama! deal for deal. ill become the ultimate businessman ill control #the world and put an end to all this business!#oh got its so weird like the founders waterpark au that i also keep deep in my heart #anyway this is weird wtf am i doing. procrastinating and its like almost 11 i should keep writing or go to sleep lol #but wait: 10 years ago the spirit of a ferral businessman was unleashed upon this building. there was no stopping him. his charisma was #unmatched. his expense reports! his terrible otherworldly expense reports! he was too efficient! he fired half the staff! the spirit of #that buisnessman is sealed inside of u naruto. thats why theyre so afraid of u. and then cut to naruto in an oversized buisness suit #looking shocked. aw iruka as a daycare working. cute #anyway this is fucking dystopian lol #unrelated #naruto ramblings

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junespriince · 4 months

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Wet Willy au (I'm mentally 6yo y'all)

Wally, mer man saw Dick coming to Atlantis: wow...

The next day

Wally: kaldur, Garthy, my boys,,,,,, who was that pretty human with you with the black and blue suit,,,, and is he single.

Kaldur, looks at Wally: well, you are his type.

Garth: that's Nightwing, he is single, but Gotham and Bludhaven parts of the ocean is toxic and dangerous.

Wally, only heard what he wanted to: thanks guys! Tell Mr. Curry he can have my apartment I'm moving to the coastline!

Kaldur, sighs: you had to tell him where he lives...

Garth: whoops,,,,

Wally, now living in Batman's pool, telling Dick how he fell in love: and that's how I met your brother.

Dick: you almost died in that dirty water.

Wally: my simping kept me from radiation poisoning.

Dick: no, ivy kept you from radiation poisoning, then dropped you off at my doorstep as my problem.

Wally, waving hands: details, details. You love me.

Dick: I wonder why sometimes.

#dick grayson #wally west #birdflash #mer!wally #kaldur'ahm #garth of shayeris #wet willy au #he almost died for the simping #ivy was like: redhead... Nightwing problem #when the villain notices ya type lol #the pool is saltwater and clean trust

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fighting-naturalist · 6 months

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Daniel with Shyla pre- vs. post-sarcophagus addiction

#what shyla does to him is truly and thoroughly deeply fucked up if you think about it. anyway more meta in the tags below lol #stargate #sg-1 #daniel jackson #shyla #michael shanks #s2 #ep5 #2.5 #***edits #love love love how they showed his descent in this ep #the transition from gentle and patient and considerate danny into a smarmy swaggering piece of shit #also as deeply fucked up as what shyla does is you almost get it???#like she's so lonely and isolated at the beginning of the episode she tries to commit suicide #and there's daniel saving her! she's never had anyone except her mother who died and her abusive father so of course she gets attached #and she is prepared to do ANYTHING to keep him because she's isolated and naive and yeah it's really fucked up and she becomes the abuser #and in order to try to keep him she changes him so drastically from the man she actually liked. because she's young and isolated and stupid #and when after all she put him through he STILL comes back to help her and it's THAT that spurs her to change her entire civilization #to break the cycle her father started #all because daniel first saved her and then forgave her #my VERY GOOD BOY!!!!!

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moonshynecybin · 4 months

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you had a fantasy au forever ago… how does marc find out vale loves him

i for one. always believe rosquez is just as horny as it is tortured and just as stupid as it is horny. i think it’s this fraught thing where after a LONG saga of trying to keep marc safe and worrying about him (marc is captain of the guard/general!!! it’s his whole job to keep VALE safe but vale thinks about any scenario where marc sacrifices his life to save him and it feels like open HEART SURGERY…) and after trying to ease him into a more bureaucratic role as “advisor” (luca voice comma dryly. pecco already does all that. you are teaching him things a consort knows. you do realize that. it’s important to me that you’ve realized that.) by involving him on strategy and policy he i think. entirely without thinking through the emotional implications wherein. decides marc needs to get married to him. truly the only way he can make marc safe the only way he can physically keep him off the battlefield the only way he can. marriage is a political and transactional enterprise to him and he SHANT fall in love anyways so whatever. get married to marc present his most cogent military mind as unequivocally allied with him and keep marc from killing himself 8000x problem solved. the small ruthless part of him also is like. marc cannot leave me and stage a coup with our neighbors to the west if he is legally bound to me :) forever :)

(i would say they have a break up in this universe because vale is a lil insecure about marc’s ability to rule slash uccio meddlings but. it all brings glory to vale here. it’s all under his banner. that’s part of what he liked about marc to begin with… now if marc came from another noble house?? late stage royal parentage reveal??? then shit would get cwazy)

and he lays this all out to our capricorn moon queen marc marquez who sees the logic here and despite KNOWING it’s a bad idea because he is ass over teakettle in love with vale he ALSO sees this as like. the ultimate way to keep vale safe. he can contribute the same way he does now and he knows he’ll never have all of vale but at least he’ll have SOME of him… be able to produce an heir… so he says yes and vale’s like cool. chill. married as work associates. cool.

it’s all this emotional distancing/repression/denial that plays out into what they THINK is a business transaction until it’s the NIGHT OF. and they have to go in there and consummate their MARRIAGE. and vale lays marc out on their fine silken marriage bed and kisses his scarred arm and asks him if it’s okay and watches the way marc’s eyes squeeze shut when he pushes inside of him and the way he shivers when vale’s presses his mouth to the junction of his shoulder and his neck. the flex of his stomach the splay of his thighs the way he’s looking at vale like he’s something new. something that no one has ever seen before… feeling things no one has ever felt before (marc marquez may very well believe valentino rossi invented the prostate orgasm here) and THATS when vale thinks. uh oh !

#and then he can’t even self destruct that shit because he LEGALLY BOUND MARC TO HIM #actual and for real love confession comes after they have their first kid and marc gets antsy trapped at home and goes adventuring #and almost DIES. bezz carrying him back strewn across the back of his horse head limp to the side #vale does not actually say it he talks around it for forty minutes lol. marc gets the gist #motogp #callie speaks #asks #rosquez

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nat-without-a-g · 7 months

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I probably shouldn’t find this funny, but as someone who was Terrified of learning to drive, I could never imagine being in TJ’s position. Your first time driving, you are the oldest of your peers, and you EXPLODE THE ENGINE? I would never sit behind the wheel again. There’d be no recovering. Even IF someone manages to force me to take lessons long enough to re-learn and get a license, I’d never want to sit in the driver’s seat again in my life, I’d burn the liscense.

Aaaand I just realized that I think TJ is the only dad we never see drive a vehicle in season 2 so he probably feels the same way I do.

#Lark and Grant both drove their respective teen to detention in Ep 1.#Sparrow drove the cat van after the Calzone incident #and Nick drove the… van after escaping the FBI #Lark also drove a hummer #dungeons and daddies #dndads #dndads season 2 #dndads spoilers #dungeons and daddies season 2 #terry jr #terry jr stampler #i genuinely love him not wanting anything to do with cars it’s such a fun character quirk to me #mostly because the circumstances that brought are both so traumatic but also Incredibly low-stakes #so you can laugh at it without being like LOL you almost DIED #plus i laugh because i relate to the fear driving is a terror #idk if terry is actually the oldest but someone said he was and i trust them #if I for any reason needed to signify that a Terry Jr. was not OUR T.J. I’d put him behind the wheel of a car #in a high stress situation so there’s deniability ofc

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naarlar · 2 months

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Okay so I’ve seen a lot of people being like “oh Eurylochus is not a hypocrite bc he didn’t intentionally sacrifice the crew with Circe like Odysseus did with Scylla”

And while yes it is not the same, uh…….. here’s the problem from my perspective and why I still totally think he’s a hypocrite.

He was the one who had those men under his command. Odysseus gave him a mission and for that mission, Eurylochus was in charge of those guys. Then he LOSES (yes it is his fault, he was responsible for those men) the men to Circe and then runs back to Odysseus and immediately is trying to leave. He in a way is actively choosing to ABANDON those men without even TRYING to attempt a plan to save them. Like he doesn’t even think about it.

Yes Odysseus and the Scylla situation are messed up and it is not the same as Eurylochus and the Circe situation, but sorry guys this man is absolutely still a hypocrite. For his own self preservation he was about to abandon a bunch of men HE LOST to a supposed evil. The only difference is that Ody did it deliberately while Eurylochus’ incompetence caused it.

And here’s the thing, we can argue that Odysseus bc of the Scylla situation is more of a monster than Eury. I’m not even saying the mutiny is not justified. IT ABSOLUTELY WAS. The crew absolutely should have mutinied and Eury was right to challenge Ody.

However, these characters are complex and like yeah, Ody is a monster and a conniving schemer, but he is ultimately just a man trying to get home. And Eury is a fool and a hypocrite that would abandon his men for his mistakes but he is also just a tired man who is starving and suffering.

#I think the whole point is that neither man is completely in the right #sorry eury fans but like… I said it in a previous post but like say Eury died instead of Polites #these people would have been back in Ithaca already lol #like he caused actual harm that did lead to tangible consequences #and yes what Odysseus does is horrible but the whole point is perspective #from his perspective he feels there is no other option. they can’t get home otherwise so Scylla must happen #he messed up in not telling the crew or even attempting another outcome but again the siren said there is no other option #Poseidon last time they saw him killed almost the ENTIRE crew.#it’s like an ends justify the means situation #don’t get me wrong tho the crew was right to mutiny #they were just extremely wrong for killing the sacred cow #it’s a shame really #and that’s the point the musical is supposed to be a bit of a tragedy #pomegranate rants #epic the musical the thunder saga #epic the musical spoilers #epic the musical #the thunder saga #the odyssey #odysseus #eurylochus

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harbingersecho · 1 year

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RVBtober 8+9 > fall + revelation "You know, sometimes, when somebody falls off a cliff in movies, he's actually just over the edge, hanging on a tree branch or something." "Nope. He's definitely dead."

... and he is. presumably.

(also if you ever decide to try and make a 2-page comic in 2 days even if half of it is just a paintover. don't do that. that's the devil talking)

#rvb #red vs blue #rvbtober #meta #simmons #grif #grimmons #dick simmons #dexter grif #mine #*23 #comic #OOOH MY god i finally finished this piece of shit. i debated just posting the last pic bc i like it a lot but then i'd have made those 2 #other ones for nothing... lol i almost gave up on this like 20 times i don't have the comic makers temperament. anyway #this is classic angst fuel material but its timeless. its good.#i've read some 'grif dies/is presumed dead/theyre seperated' things and 1 thing i love abt them is that simmons always goes insane in them.#grif is his emotional support boy you can NOT seperate them. like that fanart with nervous hare simmons and cute bunny grif #its them boiled down to their essence. hare simmons bunny grif. i sound insane rn but hare simmons bunny grif!#those 2 frames where maine grabs grif and he falls down. honestly i love them sooo much even tho they're just kinda goofy sketches. wah #also rip maine my baby. you didn't deserve to go like that. god he died submerged in water and bleeding out.#also its fun that simmons' voice is all screechy but grif is all wobbly. he's freestyling across the upper ranges. siMmoOoOoNs! vs GRIF!!!

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damian-lil-babybat · 22 days

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There's this kind of hybrid artstyle in comics lately that I wanna learn how to do (i just wanna stare at them coz its too pretty). Would it be an insult to call it hybrid? Hybrid in a way that its more anime-ish/cartoon-ish...but still very much in comic artstyle. It's very stylized too, and it's more softer and expressive on the face, and I love it.

I don't know if its a real thing, or I'm just seeing things in my fave artists in comics

Jorge Jimenez (Super Son Vol. 1)

Simone di Meo (Robin 2021 #16)

Belen Ortega (Batman 2016)

Yasmine Putri (Robin 80th Anniversary)

For chibi, theres

Dustin Nguyen (Lil Gotham 2021)

Juni Ba (Boy Wonder 2024)

Other notable artists that I like: (1) Patrick Gleason for giving us RSOB & for drawing kids who look like kids; (2) Joelle Jones for lineart; (3) Christopher Mittens for inking and panelling; (4) Otto Schmidt for character dynamic & fight scenes; (5) Gabriel Picolo for nostalgic DCAM feels

#Since my anatomy keep reverting back to anime gdi #Also love yasmine putri for her ethereal coloring and fine lineart...but her coloring style is too realistic to be stylized #and the way she draws cover is like a painting with beautiful compositions!#Also love joelle jones' lineart but again too many realistic lines on the face but its still pretty and distinctive of her style #sadly i'll always associate her art with the character assassination of talia during tom king's run...#and jones draw talia so beautifully!!!! She draw women so gorgeous...its almost thirst trap!#My go-to art reference when i wanna draw dc characters #Inking and panelling is christopher mittens...he is so artistic and creative on his inks!#patrick gleason gave us goliath & og dami-squad so i love him...and the way he draw kids are so adorable!#Batman #Dc comics #Dc artist masterpost #For references will add when i see other art i like #Otto scmidt imo could tell a personality through poses alone its beautiful...he also have this dynamic and fluid fight scenes that i like #Scmidt can also be anime...but he's more cartoon for me...like the newspaper caricature style?#The notable artist are those i love but is not hybrid-anime imo lol #I finally get why I like Gabriel Picolo its coz his style is very DCAM and its awesome! But its not anime so changed it a little #sams with Starbite...very DCAM but in terms of style im also more for picolo #Simome di Meo...! I thought it was Jorge Jimenez but its not! Also awesome works #Also Ramon Bachs!!! Also similar feels with Patrick Gleason...so style wise...im more for gleason art #Im a dami-centric reader and fan...so its obviosuly artists i encounter while enjoying or painfully reading up to Dami's stories

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c0pper0tter · 6 months

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Spoilers for xmen 97 ep 5, if you somehow havent seen it dont keep scrolling

Don't cry if you didn't listen to me

I am NOT OKAY

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHY DO ALL MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS DIE FUCK THIS SHIT MAN IM TOO CURSED FOR ANY FANDOM

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fideidefenswhore · 2 months

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the tudors (2007-2010) / wolf hall (2009) / henry viii & the king's men (2020) / eustace chapuys to the emperor (june 1535) / the other boleyn girl (2008) / the downfall and execution of a tudor queen (2023) / eustace chapuys to the emperor (april 1536) / henry viii, stratford festival production (2019) / wolf hall (2009) / elizabeth i & her enemies (2017) / the mirror & the light (2020) / becoming elizabeth (2022) / the mirror & the light (2020) / the tudors (2007-2010) / the mirror & the light (2020) / the tudors (2007-2010)

#'she sees who is the master now' top ten cremuel freak moments #wolf hall crit #web weaving #(repeating the sources is kind of ...well. repetitive #but for the purpose of critique; necessary #altho you can argue this is just cromwell sort of...calcifying? callusing? over time. whatever the word is #but if he truly believes that elizabeth is going to 'live to thank him'......#again idk if this is intentional lol #mantel going 'not hardly' with that line from margaret pole #i don't think she meant them to be connected tbh #bcus that sounds more like plausible deniability for himself.#elizabeth won't remember (you were not yet five). but/so she'll live to thank him #granted. he has no reason to expect she would ever become queen #he dies before even the 1543 act so as far as he knew it wasn't possible 1536-#but you know. what she would have learned from parker and alesius... maybe even kat herself. despite cromwell's patronage #not hardly #i think it folds into his 'i will protect the gospel better'#it's not guilt or even really the suggestion of guilt. he is very explicitly not thinking about anne as he promotes her daughter's educatio #had elizabeth indeed lived to 'thank' him... hmm. delulu. but entertaining it....#i mean; it's almost impossible. she would've thought of him as mary thought of cranmer. if not even more intensely . because what was #done to catherine and mary was not equal to what happened to anne and by extension elizabeth #there were similarities but it was not on the same level

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pkmoth · 10 days

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having swap au thoughts. *slaps roof of claus* there's so much mental illness in this guy. im gonna blow up everyone in the room and then myself

#what if you felt unbearable guilt because your brother went missing in the two seconds you were separated #and you feel like there mustve been Something you couldve done to prevent it #if only you had stuck together. if only you hadnt let him tag along on your basically-a-suicide-mission in the first place #but none of those things happened so you go through three years blaming yourself #continuing to search for him because maybe hes still out there. and maybe exhausting yourself on an aimless search is a way you can atone #and then you're pulled into this big destiny adventure so your searching is put on the back burner #you're so busy doing important things and meeting new friends and there are points in your adventure where your heart feels lighter #and maybe you open up just a little about the crushing guilt you feel. and your new friends say it wasnt your fault #maybe you start accepting that your brother is really gone but you have to keep living your life #saving your brother was a far out dream but saving the world is something you have the power to do #so you try your best. so you dont fuck up this time #your guilt becomes the fuel keeping you going #and then at the end of your journey #you find out one of the biggest obstacles on your journey #the human chimera that you felt kinda horrified at and a little bad for even as you fought them #is your brother you've been mourning and agonizing over not being able to save #so um. The Guilt is even worse now #now he doesnt just feel responsible for his death. he Now feels responsible for him becoming this Creature Thing under porkys control #and in a lucas dies scenario. hoogh i cant imagine how claus would feel after that.......#however the thing that spurred this post was thinking about the lucas lives postgame scenario (it just got a bit out of hand lol) so.#your brother is alive and back home again and youre so unbelievably glad #but the guilt still creeps up every time you see how much hes Changed. physically and mentally #you had just started to accept the fact youd have to live without your brother but somehow having him back is almost just as painful #things cant just go back to how they were before. youll never be the exact same happy family as you used to be #its strange adjusting to having lucas back and its strange trying not to step on each others toes with their trauma #you cant help but be clingy because you couldnt bear it if he disappeared again under your watch #but nobody wants to be watched all the time especially when youre recovering from your brainwashed identity as an army commander #FUCK I REACHED THE TAG LIMIT I WANTED TO RAMBLE MORE AUGH. THEY MAKE ME SO ILL. i swear its not all angst theres some lightheartedness in it #mother 3 swap au #mothfics

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plushie-lovey · 6 months

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Alright, here's everyone who got necklaces today! Individual pics:

Also special shout-out to Cabbage, my small bulbasaur plush. His firm bulb was perfect to use for stretching out and shaping the string for each necklace to make them more elastic and more natural fitting

#stuffed animals #plushies #plushblr #webkinz #jelly cat #jellycat #kinzblr #my fingers hurt from tying all those small knots. its a lot harder to do with no nails x~x #I wanted to di more but needed a break for today. maybe I'll make more tomorrow #if anyone wants better close ups please let me know #viti's plushies #viti shoosh #plushie: echo #plushie: autumn #plushie: zoe #plushie: Lil Vee #plushie: noodles #plushie: gummi worm #gummi worm was the most difficult to decide what beads to use #I wanted smth that would look good with his color scheme #but out of all the beads I currently have with me(I've got others in storage) the rainbow ones fit him best #so gummi worm got a gay pride necklace lol #also I gave Lil Vee the teal/aqua colored pencil charm because I consider that “my” symbol #its what I use as the symbol on my shirt when I draw myself and ifI put my fursons viti into my casual wear thats what she wears #and Lil Vee is basically the closest thing I have to a plush of my fursona (hence her name. my sona as well as myself as called Viti #and she's little. so Lil Vee)#btw cabbage did not get his own necklace today. he was just a helper. I'll make him his own next time #plushie: cabbage #almost forgot to tag him. sorry buddy

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