#loanshark au

[colorninart]

[ladyddanger]

IS LOVE IN THE AIR FOR PRESIDENT QUACKITY??!

(By your favorite very trustworthy tabloid unofficial newspaper Rumor Has it)

It looks like our beloved President Alexis Quackity has once again fallen for an older bad boy based on an exclusive interview with employe and friend Foolish_Gamers. This week Foolish had a lot to say about rising kids, being named DILTF of the year and working under President Quackity. He also hinted at the possible long rumored romance between President Quackity and fromer general/president/war criminal/ infamous bisexual Wilbur soot craft.

Foolish: now I don’t wanna spread rumors or anything like that but you know I see things and Wilbur comes up to me with the noisiest look on his face like guess what? I just saw Sapnap walk out of Quackity’s bedroom. And I’m like girl. What were you doing in Quackity’s bedroom?? Like what where you doing at the hooking up at the devils party or whatever the saying is. And then he wouldn’t answer?? So I’m not saying there’s anything going on but it’s a little suspicious is all I’m saying.

President Quackity later clapped back on Twitter replying quote: “stay out of my bussines you slut shaming whore” in a since deleted tweet.

Mr. Soot could not be reached for comment but personally his little brother Tommy “would not take that disrespect” and plans to fight Mr. Gamers behind the McPuffy at three pm on Wednesday

[undeadchestnut]

Modern day AU Scrooge/Marley concept: they connect on a GRINDR equivalent but because they don't post face pics neither realizes who the other actually is. Ebenezer is mortified when he arrives for their planned hookup and sees it's his boss, but--after getting over his initial shock--Marley thinks the whole thing is serendipity.

Ooooh, what a DISASTER! I love it

Realistically, this is probably the only way those two emotionally repressed dorks would ever actually end up with each other.

[nyakuzed]

maybe listening to lady Gaga wasn’t brilliant of me BUT RENDERED<?> DOODLES SPREE now let me rest in the high way

AMERICANOOOOOOOOO

DONT U TRY TO CATCH ME DONT U TR-

[snezhishka]

Fem!19days AU

Basically everything is the same but the main 4, she li, buzzcut and Xiao Hui are girls

Also a lot less physical fights. If 19 days is action, then fem!19days is a psychological thriller🤡 The chain accident still happens though, don't you worry, there is still a lot of suffering

He Tian - He Tai.

The girl prince of the school. A mix between Utena and Jury from revolutiinary girl Utena, if you will. Despite being known for being good at sports, prefers to hide her physique to not cause suspicions. She is just a spoiled rich girl that totally doesn't come from a mafia family, afterall. Fights with She Li happen less publicly. Tai has a fanclub consisted both out of boys and girls. He Cheng is more present in her life than in canon. He personally teaches Tai how to fight and trains her regulary. She also knows how to use a gun and has one with her all the time, just in case (like threatening loansharks that attacked your girlfriend). Cheng became very protective over Tai after their mother's death. Tai doesn't like it and thinks he is paranoid.

Mo Guan Shan - Mo Gong Shuang.

Shuang is an unwilling punk. Her bright appearance, dubious acquaintances and a father in prison gave her no chance at staying in the shadows. Especially after having to shave her temples because of an injury. Mo and She Li met the same way as in canon. However, their relationship is less outwardly hostile than in canon. Shuang thinks of She Li as her close friend. Empathy is a bitch sometimes. They have that iconic toxic teen girl friendship a la Jennifer's body or smth like GingerSnaps. Not as much codependent, but Mo still feels indebted to She Li. Shuang is still easily aggravated and distrustful but kind and caring at the same time. She works part time and fights at school. I'm not sure how Mo's and Jian's conflict would start in this version. Maybe Jian says something that Shuang doesn't like, they start arguing, it escalates and Zhan ends up with her head bashed into a wall. Jian is a chatterbox, so her words might've been careless or just misunderstood. Later comes He Tai with her "disciplinary" measures. Physical violence is not as brutal as in the original, but still present. The forcefull kiss also still happens. The school scandal will probably change from rape allegations to murder allegations. A redhaired girl was caught on camera. Maybe she is from She Li's gang and also rich.

She li - still She Li, since it's a nickname. She is studying at an all girls school, because it would be hard to built a gang in a mixed school when you are a girl. You know, because no one really takes you seriously. More reasons to take your frustruation out on your underlings! How does she know about everything that happens to Mo? Buzzcut, who is in the same school as Shuang. Later She Li starts to attend Mo's school.

Bonus adult Tai and Shuang designs

[vialae]

Western AU where Raphael has garnered the nickname ‘The Devil’ because he’s a loanshark known to prey on super vulnerable people and be super ruthless in getting his money back

[snickerdoodlles]

Macau&Chay you got mail AU? Please tell us more!

lil late to answering but!! YES!! time for some good ol' AU nostalgia, which is really funny to me because what I know about that movie I learned exclusively through this being a really popular fandom AU like 10 years ago or whatever. anywho!!! the fic:

Macau and Chay know each other vaguely as "that guy (derogatory) from my school"

they don't actually dislike each other. there's no reason for it. this isn't even a rivalry, just that somehow, somewhere in their years of overlapping schooling, they rubbed some shoulders somewhere and went "ugh nope, wrong vibes."

'fuktong1' and 'free waifuuu'* meet on videogame chat boards. it started as a need for an extra player to round out a team, but they like each other best out of the group and soon start coordinating to play together regularly.

its a solid friendship!! neither has any particular desire to bring their friendship out of the videogame/chatroom context yet, but Macau does once send Chay a bundle of games for his old system that Chay wouldn't have been able to afford otherwise.

this changes after Yok's bar.

Chay is…not so fond of shooting games now. being slapped in the face with his lack of awareness is a large part of it, but learning Porsche was literally in a shoot-out while he was tucked away ignorant and oblivious is similarly bad for him. it's a rough time to be Chay basically :(

luckily for him, fuktong1 has never been overly fond of shooting games and has so many recommendations that are much more palatable for Chay's current tastes. they play together more and more, and naturally chat more and more, and overall get much closer.

Macau and Chay's relationship also change. for the worse specifically.

Chay's really going through shit right now -- loansharks and low grade mafia thugs have been beating down his door all his life, and now Porsche is running a mafia branch. (the branch that specifically deals with shaking down people and cleaning up the main family's mess, no less.) he's isolated in the family compound and cut off from everything he's known. somehow his mother's back from the dead (kind of). he's still barely seeing Porsche. Kim's giving him mixed messages. he's really fucking pissed at everything, and Vegas (Macau's brother) was also responsible for (or at least tied to) his kidnapping, second attempted kidnapping, and Porsche's new injuries. Chay has zero sympathy to spare for ANY mafia-related people, and Macau is part of mafia-related people.

Macau is ALSO going through shit right now -- Vegas was shot up and is now bedridden in the hospital. the father who never cared for them is dead. the uncle who cared even less took away their men and home to give to Porsche. the same uncle may or may not being looking after him and Vegas to either kill or use them later. Macau, who was also iced out of the mafia business by a protective brother, has absolutely no idea what's happening as everything spirals out of control. his only support is his (bedridden!) brother's maybe boyfriend, who was previously only known to Macau as his eldest cousin's head bodyguard. he probably has finals to deal with too. it's a rough fucking time to be Macau, ex-fucking-cuse him if he doesn't give a shit about Chay suddenly getting what was previously his and Vegas's wealth and security.

someone more well versed in videogames will have to give me suggestions for what games they play, idk enough about those because ultimately this whole situation is just to force Chay and Macau to see each other in a new light. because they don't have any reason to like each other in or after canon! Vegas and Porsche have their weird friend-enemy dance, because they're bros and like each other, and Porsche can't hold a grudge to save his life and Vegas's relationships are so fucked up that anyone who genuinely likes him bypasses any other complications, but their relationship doesn't translate to Macau or Chay. at all. Macau and Chay both have only ever had their older brother as their support their entire lives and absolutely hold grudges against intruders (for themselves and their brothers).

Chay figures out who fuktong1 is first. (how? no clue! maybe they planned to meet up and it went bust, maybe one of Macau's usernames gives a clue? idk.) initially, Chay's outraged, because he keeps dealing with his life suddenly going "and it's mafia!" for fucking everything, and Chay's so, so angry about it all. but he also can't help but put the puzzle pieces together. suddenly realizing his friend fuktong1 has also had to dance around the mafia issues every time they talk and the general recontextualizing of everything his friend ever told him with what Chay now knows about the Theerapanyakul family takes almost all the heat out of Chay's anger towards everything and all he can feel is sad. sad about the circumstances forced on him and Porsche and Macau (and Kim and Khun and Kinn and even Vegas), sad about their loneliness, sad about the trials and burdens the mafia (Korn, Korn and Gun) have put all of them through. it's…a lot to deal with.

(whether this realization happens before his reconciliation with Kim and facilitates it, or happens after it and he has Kim's shoulder to cry on is tbd. depends on which one is the more emotional spin cycle really, it could go either way.)

on Macau's end, he has a brief spike of anxiety and self-pity when his friend free waifuuu abruptly disappeared on him, but he doesn't think anything more on it after he pops up again (he doesn't). their friendship grows deeper as they both open up to each other about more of their personal lives and they're both very sympathetic to each other without ever falling into pity. idk how Macau and Chay's relationship progresses after Chay's discovery or how the 'free waifuuu is Chay' revelation comes about yet, except that there are a lot of tears, a lot of yelling, and ultimately they become proper friends both on and off the chat boards, weird mafia family relationships and that time Chay called Macau 'daddy' for a week after he gave him a bunch of turnips in Animal Crossing aside.

*usernames are a work-in-progress, as usernames are NOT my specialty, esp not in a different language. Macau is playing with 'fuk'--he actually learned 'fuck' from Vegas before he learned the thai 'fuk' (gourd), and he's been having fun with it since. Chay's is a play off the phrase "sleep with me, free wifi" which i am told is slang more or less equivalent to 'netflix and chill' (i think? someone might be playing with me, idk). anyways, Chay greets Macau with "hey pumpkin~" when he's feeling flirty. they have so many husband/wife in-jokes.

[another-lost-mc]

Loanshark Mammon crossing AU into canon territory to demand payment from canon Mammon (Mannon? Mannon?)

My brain got stuck on Mammon and loan shark because what are the chances he'd use a service like that? Human world or the Devildom, doesn't matter.

Can you imagine what a demon loan shark would demand as collateral for a loan? What types of intimidation they'd use when it's time to collect payment? How the contract is enforced if repayment is not satisfied? Maybe these types of practices are being phased out under Diavolo's rule, but surely they're still around if you know where to look.

Or a human that summons a demon loan shark and makes some sort of bargain, not understanding the terms they've just agreed to...

YIKES.

[cloudysunflowr]

hey, have you checked out the welcome home aus? Who's your favorite au?

I have~! Lovely creators the lot of them!

Hmmm, but it is hard to choose a favorite, not including any of mine of course hehe ><

But if I had to choose, I do have a fondness for Muppet au, Sesame Street, Loanshark au, and Dead by Daylight!

Oh dear the list could go on but I’ll stop myself skfkdkxk I love many aus and of course most of all the original :o)

[megatraven]

Hydra x MC - Soulmate AU Drabble

An AU where the world turns to color when you meet your soulmate; this is their first meeting, in the elevator at H.E.R.A. :)

_

The moment the elevator doors close behind her, their eyes lock.

One second.

Two.

Three, and then-

The world explodes into color.

Or, more accurately, it melts into color. The shades of grey both have lived in throughout their lives fades away, replaced by a vibrancy never known prior.

She blinks, and takes a moment to fully take in the man before her:

His eyes are bright and clear, a color she doesn't yet know the word for, but one she's certain is going to be her very favorite. His hair's a little messy, pulled back into a short ponytail. His suit is a bit rumpled- likely from being forced into handcuffs and dragged through H.E.R.A.. Aside from that, though, she can tell he dresses nicely. Finally, she returns to stare at his face.

Whatever witty quip the man looked like he was about to say, he snaps his mouth shut and straightens up instead, almost looming over her if it weren't for the fact that he was more shocked then even her. His eyes search her, taking her in as she had just done him, before they settle on meeting her gaze. There's something that he's searching for, that much she can tell. But for whatever it was, he must not find it as his gaze hardens again, and she feels some odd mix of disappointment and longing when he looks away.

One of the guards pulls him back, breaking their moment further, and it's only then that she notices how close he'd been to her.

"Cut it out, Hydra," the other says, and she blinks.

Oh.

Oh.

Hydra.

As in, the godly monster.

What twist of fate that her apparent soulmate isn't a man at all, but a monster in handcuffs.

"Are you kidding me?" she asks aloud, feigning indignance in lieu of the many other tumultuous emotions she's feeling just then. "HIM?"

Hydra gawks for all of a second before a deep scowl forms on his lips, his eyes much more cold in this color than the greys before.

"Her? Tell the gods to cut it out, because this joke isn't funny," he spits out, shaking his head in muted disgust. "One of H.E.R.A.'s dogs.... unbelievable."

Weirdly, that draws a startled laugh from her.

"Me? I'd rather an agent over a... a loanshark wannabe!"

"And I'd rather a loanshark over someone who gets on the wrong elevator!" he barks back.

Her rebuttal dies on her tongue, one quick glance at the elevator's panel telling her that Hydra's right. Her cheeks warm up and she scowls, just as his scowl melts into a terribly infuriating smirk.

"This is the right elevator!" she exclaims, crossing her arms and turning away. Even that can't save her, though- she can feel his eyes burning into her, and she just knows he's still smirking her way. Her shoulders droop, and she deflates with an embarrassed sigh. "It... it's just going in the wrong direction, that's all."

He almost laughs- almost. She can see it in the way his lips twitch, breaking his smirk for the quickest second.

They're quiet the rest of the ride down to H.E.R.A.'s holding cells, and though she can feel his eyes on her, she's resolute in looking anywhere but him. It seems to take ages to get there, even as she busies herself with admiring colors she's never been privy to before.

When the elevator dings, she jumps a little, and looks up just in time to catch Hydra's gaze again. She's not surprised to find him staring still- she could feel that he was- but his expression is notably warmer. At least, it is until an agent cuts in front of them, breaking the spell. Once the agent is out of the elevator, Hydra's eyes have turned cold once more, and his expression reveals nothing as he's herded out to his cell.

She's going to be late if she doesn't get to her floor right now... but she can't help linger, just for a moment longer. She watches the way he walks, back to her, and how despite the handcuffs, his aura flickers to life, just briefly. Five serpentine heads come into view, each one looking at her, and for some reason this makes her blush ignite all over. Then they're gone, too hard to keep up with aura marble wrapped around his wrists. He's out of sight in the next second as she pushes the button to her floor and the doors close them off from each other.

The whole way up, she thinks of him- his striking eyes, that terrible smirk... the warmth hiding behind his cool exterior. Her heart is beating a little too fast by the time the doors ding open again.

She clocks in- just in the nick of time, somehow- and makes it to Cyprin's office just in time for her meeting with them. They offer her a half-dozen of cases to pick from, but there's only one offer she listens to.

Him.

Hydra's case.

She can help him- or at least, she can learn more about him.

She asks for it, and Alex gives it to her gladly, if a bit wary of the monster in question. She doesn't mention what happened to her in the elevator to them- not yet, though part of her wonders if they can't tell- instead taking the file they offer her.

Once she's at her desk, she opens it up, and is greeted by the same man she'd seen just moments before.

Hydra.

Age unknown.

Godly monster with a terribly powerful aura- take caution.

"Alright, Hydra," she murmurs, heart still racing with anticipation as she flips through the pages. Unable to help it, she smiles. "Let's see what you're in for."

[halftheway]

oooh ty @lunareclipsez for the tag hehe

Rules: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! Then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

well i don't have Folders per se as much as i have google docs with one Million wips just. In There. but let's go !! and for fun since i color code my docs i'll put the colors in too :3

untitled document(💀), white

walk towards love, blue

bonus tracks, pale yellow

dawg help me, neon green

the hatty, neon green

we're starting over redux, peachy pink

lightning 6/14, yellow

selkie au, green

loanshark<3, pale green

the joy of rediscovering you, yellow

hoo hoo vaxilmore, white

yuh oh, purple

annnnd anything older than this i haven't really touched or thought about in a long while<3 i don't know enough writer ppl to tag That many but @sageification @levlies889 hi (and any of my other writer mutuals/followers that wanna do it pls feel free to say i tagged you !!)

[colorninart]

[jayzooart]

man of the hour 🌊

Had to take my hand at @colornin’s loanshark Aogiri

[ladyddanger]

c!Punz and c!Dream kidnap c!Quackity and lock him in a cell to torture him but he’s busy rising slime kids so he just shows them a bunch of baby pictures.

C!Quackity: and here’s cherry saying her first word! It was fuck. Foolish was so mad lol. And heres Berry sleeping, and sleeping again and sleeping but on his back! I sleep like that too he’s just like me. And here’s them playing with dolls, Foolish and I really wanted to raise them without gender roles so Larry really likes wearing dresses and playing with Barbie’s and of course we encourage that and here’s all of us on a nature walk, they’re eating ants on a log because we really believe in giving them healthy food not processed sugar and-

C!Dream in tears: just go. For the love of me just leave.

[snickerdoodlles]

WIP tag game

i got tagged twice by @thewholedamnboulangerie and @kinnbig so now i feel doubly obligated to do this (ty friends!! <3<3)

game: My current WIPs, in the order I last looked at them and for which I have actually written something

[nervous laughter] you all know i have too many ideas at once:

red line -- kp, loansharks interrupt one of kimchay's tutoring sessions and kim and chay discover a whole lot of things about each other earlier in canon. summary in DMs was "some second rate thugs accidentally commit suicide by way of one v angry mafia boy on a not-date" and. yeah.

cursed smut thing. don't worry about it.

making assumptions ch2 -- MY BELOVED WIP IVE MISSED U i got halfway thru this in april, then irl ran me over like a truck for 3 months. ive been spinning this one in my head since and its been small progress the past few weeks, but its been progress!!! 🥳

timeloop AU -- i throw kim into a timeloop and the emotions blender. he makes a friend against his will, gets a boyfriend despite his fears, and cries so much. can you hear how excited i am for this one.

human miracles -- s1 good omens wip i dusted off after i watched s2. aziraphale accidentally kidnaps the antichrist, crowley stress-terrorizes some plants, and the world gets saved somewhere in between.

single star review -- i have very specific post-korn khun thoughts ft some very specific arm/khun thoughts so. khun goes to university and therapy, yells at and hugs some brothers, and maybe even gets kissed along the way.

vegas on youtube fic -- for idiots & idioms series, vegas's rise to cooking youtube stardom. or, my preferred summary: vegas discovers the wonders of internet toxicity.

post s2 good omens thing -- i've written several scenes for it in DMs and i've thought out a good chunk of the plot for it, but its also slightly daunting to me so idk if that will translate to proper writing rip

ANYWAYS enough of me digging thru the pile, tagging uhhh. @bisexualbard-writes for added peer pressure (kidding!!!), and @shubaka, and @fiddlepickdouglas if u wanna!!

[familiar-anonymous]

I read some of your tdj prompts. Why don't you try to write them yourself? They are good.

Do you have any other plot ideas for YoGa ff right now?

Believe me, I tried. But I am just not meant to be a writer. First of all, I am bad at English, so writing is kinda tough. In my head I have completed multiple chapters for all of my prompts. But in reality I am too impatient and lazy to actually write them.

To answer your second question, yes, i always have one or another Gahan fanfic running on my mind. Currently I have too many ideas - hopefully you have time, lmao,

Werewolf!Yohan au where Yohan is the alpha and the team is his pack. It's main purpose is to satisfy my cravings for possessive!Yohan (with some bonus of scent-marking lol)

Mr and Mrs Smith AU - I gave hint about this one in an earlier post.

Workaholic Ceo!Yohan and his new Personal Assistant!Gaon (alive!isaac). Where technically Isaac hires Gaon as Yohan's PA, so that there's someone to take care of his workaholic brother. Gaon even has to call Yohan to remind him to drink some water, eat his dinner etc. (And yeah, here soon he starts living at Yohan's apartment too.)

King!Yohan and manservant!Gaon. It's described in another post too.

Elijah's Babysitter!Gaon × Writer!Yohan (alive!Isaac). Gaon is Elijah's new babysitter. Yohan is always so quite that Gaon at first thought he was mute. Things changes and later he realises Yohan is the author of his favourite novel series when the protagonist's new love interest is undoubtedly inspired from him.

Kang Jisang (Yohan's father) being the loanshark and reason for Gaon's parents suicide. And when Gaon tries to kill him, instead of Soohyun, Yohan stops him.

Cardgames au for Gahan where they play a cardgame, Yohan loses the game and as a penalty has to say everything that's going on in his mind for the next 24 hours. And Yohan uses it as an excuse to shamelessly flirt with Gaon. (this one is my personal favourite).

There are also a few nsfw plots but lets not talk about that

That's all for now lol.