#lmaaaaaao

[troius]

[trashmouth-richie]

Wanna join my cult? I'm recruiting

please can i?

“i so badly need attention im willing to fight someone about their opinions on hellcheer!”

“have fun paying a mortgage”

[ohrightgaypeople]

mo: *trashing Tian all the way*

tian: ~appears~

tian: heard you were talking shit

[abijahfowler]

love clinging to side characters that have no personality and then die like babes this is my canon oc at this point

[lixzwithapen]

(The one who shall not be named)

J

Why is this your name?

Tell me what it means

To you

It surely seems

To be true

That's your name

Not mine

Not ours

Such a shame

A land mine

I sit for hours

Why you?

How are you here?

How were you there?

I kept asking

Why?

You said I knew

I knew

Did you?

Do you know too?

Tell me why?

I won't cry

You laugh

Is it funny?

Isn't it mad?

I'm not even sad

I just sit here

Why were you there?

[flightofaqrow]

ways to tell Raven can barely read: can’t recognize a Victorian Equestrian with an actual riding crop when she sees it. 

[xiuminscheeks]

@englishbunnyrocks

girls when they get overstimulated in the grocery store

[this-sapphic-paradise]

You know what Cadina would do with forty hour days 😏

Ms. Heron: "Study!!!!!"

[lixzwithapen]

I'm too sober to be this paranoid. df????

Nothing makes sense to me.

Yet it all makes sense again.

Fuck

Why won't He go the fuck away??????????

I'll be okay.

I always get back up. Back out. I always do. Nowadays it's just.... confusingly non confusing. Aaaaaaaaaa- brb gonna go eat myself. Ugh........

[ahollowgrave]

I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream I know you, the gleam in your eyes is so familiar a gleam

(lore below)

A teardrop of the moon, fallen to earth with borrowed light, harried by over-curious sparrows, rescued by a heavenly bird. With a new form woven from moonbeams, Odette frolics through the forest as a breeze, leaving frost in her wake. Prone to mischief she spends her time rustling leaves, playing music, and following travelers; nipping at their noses with her chill and guiding the lost ones back to the path.

Catching sight of her through the forest is said to bring good luck. Hearing her laugh warns of trouble ahead.

Concealed within a cloak of moths, she is most easily spotted during the transitional seasons; autumn and spring. She represents play, rest, and the new growth that follows.

Thanks to @iron-sparrow for letting me once again link Odette to Yein <3

[tasteleeknow]

i am going to need comments on the next chapter like i need every single persons reaction very badly.. i wanna have a group chat where we just talk it out

[alienaiver]

also ever since i bought the shinsou figure ive had shinsou brainrot (did it ever really leave?)

shinsou whos a pro hero invited to a galla - hes supposed to bring a plus one, he wants to bring a plus one, but hes having gripes about inviting you, his disabled best friend. itll be a standing up for long hours, socializing and smiling kind of event; putting you through that hurts him to just think about.

but he's also so very much in love with you, and sees this as an opportunity to gradually show off his romantic notions towards you and not just to his mirror that he pretends is you in the long hours of the night.

to his utter surprise, you actually accept with clear and obvious excitement. you plan an outfit that matches one of your canes (the purple, foldable one shinsou once got you) and wear something longer fitting thatll cover your comfortable shoes with the good insoles.

it goes well, you handle everything with ease and you even hold his hand multiple times. the romantic gestures from both of you are through the roof and shinsou's dizzy with emotions. kaminari more than once winks at him and sero makes a kissy face once or twice. he gives both of them the finger discreetly while scratching his forehead. they both stick out their tongues in retaliation.

it's not until you're in the cab home that you almost collapse onto shinsou. your breathing's heavy and you seem tense from head to toe. you mustve strained yourself even if you promised him you wouldnt. he rubs soothing circles (or so he hopes) onto your palm and kisses the crown of your head.

you sleep over at shinsou's place so often that he has an extra futon just for you. you're on the couch, nursing a glass of late-night wine as he sets up your bedding, your feet raised onto a few throw pillows to alleviate the pain. you haven't said much to each other since you left but it's comfortable, quaint.

he settles on the couch with you, moving the pillows and situating your legs on his lap instead. you hand him his glass of wine but he takes it only to put it on the coffee table. he starts rubbing your feet and you can't help but laugh, its oddly intimate even if hes doing something hes done a million times before after youve walked more than your pain scale usually allows.

"pain level?" he asks and you hum before you reply, "six."

he nods and presses a little harder, works the muscle a little throughout. "distress level?" he then asks and it doesn't even take you a moment, "only two, this is pain expected after these kind of activites."

he smiles up at you, "you're really beautiful right now."

you throw your head back and bark out a loud laugh, "now? after my makeups splotched and my feet are swollen and itchy?"

his lovestruck smile doesnt change at your reaction, eye contact clearly maintained, "youre always beautiful to me, but these moments that only i get to see... theyre my favorite."

you hide behind your wineglass but steals a timid look through the glass, "youre being bold tonight."

he hums as his hands find their way further up, giving your calves a much needed squeeze, "sometimes im made brave by those around me. today especially, you sparked it in me..." he looks away for the first time, suddenly overwhelmed by the weight if his own feelings, "im in love with you. i want more moments like this."

you sit up so that you can lean into his space, your hand raising slowly to cup his cheeks, "theyve always been all yours, brainwave."

the hero name you helped him pick in high school makes him blush. hearing it from your lips always sounds more loving, more inviting than from anyone else. when he chances a look at your lips, you lean forward the rest of the way despite your shoulders and backs protests because kissing him is more important than your chronic pain right now.

shinsou knows you though, so he wastes no time in maneuvering so that you're comfortably settled as hes hovering over you in an awkward angle. he will always do that for you, put you first in ways that makes your head spin. your needs will never be a bother to him, but a comfort he will always happily oblige to, because supporting you is all he needs to retain happiness.

[thatbuddie]

buck wearing that outfit= bucktommy break up for sure, he always wears green when he breaks up with someone.

for a second i thought you were referring to my last post, anon, and i had the funniest vision of buck breaking up with tommy while wearing his playboy bunny costume 😭😭😭

[antignocchiphase]

[ID: tags from @/annoyingAlchemist that read "#lgbt stuff #transness #hey I'm going to the nipple store anyone want anything" /end ID]

Caption: [Okay so, I do this all the time. Not on purpose it’s just like, I assume that people know? And (laughing) one time, a coworker, Hi (name can’t hear), helped me while I was recovering from nipple reconstruction surgery. (laughing) Turns out, that she didn’t know that I’m trans!? (laughing) She just thought I wanted new nipples!]

[lixzwithapen]

[bhaalsdeepbat]

honestly the best bug was the auntie ethel act 3 one where you could NOT interact with Grizzley because people were in the subreddit several times a day trying to figure out wtf to do and the only answer any of us had was to cast sleet or attack her bc everyone's tav/durge was just attacking this poor captain out of nowhere like they had a premonition that she was ethel