#lmAO HE'S LIKE

[orangeshinigami]

Damn, that's crazy :3

@venenorita

He had certainly NOT been expecting that result, which led him to wonder: "Were you a hundred percent HONEST about these?"

[wasabi-gumdrop]

local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6

[blaithnne]

Live Mel reaction

[hinamie]

to moving forward

[dearratroi]

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

[corvid-khaos]

fionna and cake but simon drops increasingly wild anecdotes about his life

[duckysprouts]

hera’s son

[eydilily]

would you bite the hand that feeds you?

[aridatinas-art]

something something ... Stanford "Why didn't Rudolf just kill the other reindeer?" Pines and Fiddleford "I create death-mechas when my feelings get hurt" McGucket

[orangeshinigami]

"Daddy, why mom sometimes look like the cookie monster. She ate all the cookies in the cookie jar." Little Kazui asked, pulling his father sleeve to capture his attention. "In school, they told me mom might be expecting a baby."

The little boy's words make him chuckle, gaze filled with so much WARMTH & LOVE as he looked down at his son, momentarily pulling himself away from the task of making breakfast and giving Kazui his full attention. "Did she? And she didn't share any with you? Aww, I'm sorry about that, I guess she just really loves cookies. But hey it's alright, I promise I'll get you some cookies soon and we can hide them from the cookie monster-- to make sure she won't eat them all again."

He was about to pour himself some orange juice when Kazui spoke up again, nearly making him spill it. "A b-baby?" He was certainly NOT ready for baby number 2 yet. "Who said that? I swear these friends of yours-- "

[specshroom]

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Wolf hybrid who is sooooo excited to experience his bunny hybrid partners first heat. So excited that he vastly underestimates just how horny bunnies are in heat.

He's expecting his cute little bunny partner (you) to cry and beg for his knot. Which you do and he knots and cums inside you twice but then right after his knot deflates you look up at him and go "Again?"

He's a little tired but he can't say no to you...

Until it's the sixth fucking round and you're still bouncing on his very overstimulated cock. He knows it's very bad to interrupt a bunny while they're so deep in heat but he might just pass out and you're so lost in the sauce you might just keep going if he does.

He needs to think of a way to satisfy you that won't literally kill him. He gets an idea and reaches for his phone. It's really embarrassing but the best thing he can think of at that moment is to open the group chat, aptly named "The Boys", and hastily text:

[Hey guys can u come over]

[I need sum help with something]

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[izukatsude]

WHY IS HE LOOKING AT IZUKU’S CRYING FACE LIKE THAT IM— 😭😭😭😭😭

Katsuki really said:

[stemmmm]

scenario in which bill stops torturing him and takes the time to explain what the portal is in terms more detailed than "this will get you the nobel prize for sure" and "im going to destroy your dimension, dipshit"

[chloesimaginationthings]

How Jax found Gangle’s figure collection in TADC,,

[yellowvixen]

week 32: transparent!