#lizard-talks

[lizard-thenightwriter]

On Lucy’s letter to Mina, when she describes her marriage proposals from Quincey and John, I like to think that after Seward got rejected he sent a telegram or met up with Quincey. To let him know that Lucy rejected him and be like “alright it’s your turn, let’s see what her answer is for you.”

You know, since John proposed before lunch and Quincey went after lunch. Like I feel the time in between proposals was way to short to be a coincidence or for John and Quincey to not know each other.

I mean like it makes sense because Quincey sends a telegram to Arthur like the next day or something asking him to meet up w/ him and John to drown their sorrows, and congratulate Arthur for his happiness w/ marriage to Lucy, in drink.

[lizard-dumbass]

The new logo sure is shiny 👀

[dreamerdrop]

My issue with writing Julian POV is that I don’t think Julian is actually self-aware enough to realise how mind-blowingly attracted to Garak he actually is, no.

I think he would be in denial about it conciously, because Garak is a dangerous Cardassian who may or may not be a spy. Julian would filter his attraction through whatever justifications he can for why he’s not ~really~ attracted to him. (While blushing and being flustered by Garak’s overt attraction and flirting back like his life depends on it for reasons he will conveniently brush over in his head.)

But you see, I cannot conceive that anyone could ever, ever look at Garak and not immediately be overcome with lust that makes them dizzy. I can’t imagine having someone who looks like that approach so blatantly flirty and not just immediately following them back to their store to do whatever the fuck they tell you for as long as they want.

So it’s very hard for me to write Julian not being immediately on his knees for Garak because it baffles me that he didn’t just throw himself at Garak over the table in that replimat to begin with.

Maybe it’s my bizarre taste in men talking but how did this scene not end with Julian following him back to his store and being like “Yes, sir, what do you want to do with me, sir”.

[offkilterkeys]

Hello Homestuck nation. Old art abounding just for you.

When I was a kid (like two years ago) I’d predominantly post on Instagram, and it would specifically be on my stories because you could add music which I love to do. Kinstagram loves to crunch my images and frankly I’m glad.

[lizardcake-was-taken]

them...............................

[sillynet]

music blinkies #3

+ a couple stamps as a treat

[groovebunker]

i know this gets said a lot so i'm just shouting into the same void as everyone else but whatever.

if you like someone's fic and you would like to read more of that person's fic, one of the best things you can do is appear in that person's inbox/dms/Ao3 comments etc and talk to them about it. what did you love about the fic? how did it make you feel? did you think the characters are being absolute idiots?

and if it's something that's being updated, the author will probably just ramble on at you for several hours about their fic! about where it's going and their understanding of the characters and their arcs and their headcanons for the plot. and they'll probably ask you what you think too!! and then you get to tell them those things!! basically what i'm saying is don't be shy.

if you do this enough, you become friends with the author and they'll terrorise you daily, so you know, be warned.

[bluetooththereptile]

I can't ignore this idea

Imagine your yandere being like "Oh my baby is such a cute angel" and bla bla bla and you look like this:

Joanna is my spirit animal😂

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

born too late to explore the earth too early to explore the universe just in time to experience the 26 studio albums of king gizzard and the lizard wizard

[bougainvillea-and-saltwater]

Fanart Alert!

“Have you read of Potema Septim? Scholars describe her as unambiguously evil; she killed people she didn’t like, subjects who disobeyed her, anyone who was against her, she was elated to trade the soul of her every living citizen for a little comfort. And this woman—was my father’s kin; and of… of my own blood.”

“Careful, Ysmir,” Miraak warns her, a little breathless, mouth slightly parted and lashes half-drawn in a haze. If someone could make love to his hands alone, that would be Jia now—this is how that sacred sensuality feels like. “You wrong your lips a great deal. The hands you name beautiful and kiss with such reverence are soaked in unspeakable amounts of blood.”

Chapter 22 of 🐉The Priest and the Dragoness🐉

OKAY, ALRIGHT. My most talented and wonderful friend @tesshere was inspired by my latest fic update and drew these UTTERLY MAGNIFICENT pieces of Jia, my Last Dragonborn and last heir to the Septim line! In the first one, we can see two versions of her, the one with a flower crown in her wild hair, simple and happy and free, and the other with the Empire's crown on her head, her neat hair and clothes, but with her eyes crying while wearing it. While a dragon is naturally inclined to dominance and rule, my Jia is very afraid of the legacy she carries on her back...

In the second one... Well, I think the excerpt is very self-explanatory, isn't it? 😼 Jia soothes Miraak's pain by tenderly and reverently kissing his hands, and as my friend Senu put it, "Miraak is well. Let's just say. horn".

[fuckknowledgeandideas]

[lizard-thenightwriter]

I FORGOT how amazing reading fiction IS!

FORGETTING THAT IS A CRIME!

[phoenixyfriend]

When someone in omegaverse says shit like "they called to my inner alpha" or "it pleased my omega instincts," it's just the equivalent of someone saying "activated my lizard brain" or "it's the Capricorn in me."

Like it's not uncommon, but if you ask like 70% of people it's kinda cringy (especially when said seriously and not as a joke)

"Sorry, my omega instincts are not having it" is just two steps from "sorry, my adhd says no, the executives are dysfunctioning."

Or as @the-lunar-system put it:

someone starts talking about their omega nesting instincts and their friends start mercilessly blasting them for acting like a tradwife

[thatsbelievable]

REMINDER

The “n” in “Wednesday” has temporarily been replaced by a talking lizard named Chris.

[tilkidud]

When you have to question your life choices

[druidshollow]

my kids absolutely fuck shit up