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met a lizard who has things figured out. living on a dryer that gets nice and toasty and is smack dab in the middle of mosquito central must be practically heaven
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isat doodles in the form of a silly-serious-silly sandwich
#much like my thoughts after finishing sasasap. i reiterate. i would like to pour milk on them and throw them against a wall. and so i do.#in stars and time#isat fanart#isat spoilers#isat siffrin#isat loop#sifloop#isafrin#lucabyteart#siffrin#loop#isat#'i never understood this lizard' doodle inspired by user @nerdpiggy's meme compilation. its been living in my brain since i saw it. thanks#ALSO SORRY FOR THE LIKE. CRUMBS . ISAFRIN FANS. ITS NOT MUCH BUT ITS THERE....#isafrin is delightful but the triad of all 3 is where im at bc i neeeeed my ships to have Strain and Stress and Potential Ethical Problems#anyway. rambling. i like them
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Grovyle... Grovyle ily... I like the hc that post se5 Dusknoir gets kinda uhh rose-tinted glasses with him becausr honestly me too that would be me
#idk the way Grovyle gives it his all to achieve his goals#but also doesn't despair over the possibility of failure#he's not perfect tho he's too on edge all the time#but you can only do so much when you live in a world like his#also he strongly values trust and is very willing to give it despite everything?? ily my contradictory lizard#complex lizard guy#don't expect me to make sense like ever actually#talking
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Come at me scrublord I'm ripped -Frieza at some point probably
#2 versions cause I'm indecisive#one aesthetic and one cursed#just like me fr#no but seriously#I need help#this guy lives in my brain rent free#i hate him so much#he's my babygirl#my little pookie#my shnookums#my little war criminal#little Lord lizard loser#lord frieza#frieza#frieza dbz#dbz#dragon ball z#dragon ball fanart#dragon ball#my art#drawing#art#digital art
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Jackson Whittemore wanted full control. Jackson Whittemore wanted to overachieve. Jackson Whittemore needed to be the center of attention. Jackson Whittemore starts to look like he's dying. Jackson Whittemore is still the same. Jackson Whittemore becomes stripped of his agency for hours at a time. Jackson Whittemore loses time in his day, multiple times. Jackson Whittemore is used as a puppet. A pawn. Controlled to do someone else's bidding. Jackson Whittemore wakes up with blood on his hands that's not his. Jackson Whittemore sees the scales on his body form for the first time. Jackson Whittemore kills himself to save everyone else. Jackson Whittemore never fully becomes what he wanted in the first place. Jackson Whittemore will never be the same.
#s2 is such a horror movie from his point of view#like he has to kill someone almost every night and the morning after all he can do is just go to school#like he killed mr. lahey who isnt the greatest of people but HE knew mr. lahey and to be the person to have killed him must've done somethin#to his psyche cause like#i live laugh love jackson and isaac childhood bffs#and to not only have been possessed once BUT TWICE#one after the other#jackson my sweet little jerk im thinking about you bbg <3#loml - lizard on my leg#Jackson Whittemore#Teen Wolf#feral says things#myfic
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"Now I understand why I always see you two in the newspapers."
Finally finished this! I did this for a school assignment. Thank lord they let me use the school scanner afwfij
Anyway, meet Mira and Alden. Aka Alys' parents! q(≧▽≦q)
#my art#traditional art#underwizard side comic#webcomic#comic#undertale#undertale au#underwizard#future underwizard#alphys#uw!alphys#sans#uw!sans#salphys#sans x alphys#uw sans x alphys#uw!mira#library lizard#uw!alden#Those were supposed to be lasagna but I forgot to fix them X''D#Just the coloring part took me 7 hours and I counted °pain°#All with pencils and markers.#Bless those who color things like this in traditional for a living <3
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Vast Avatar concept who just picks up east coasters or europeans from the Kansas City airport and drives them to Denver without leaving I70.
It's almost a perfect straight drive west.
Once you get past Salina or Hays there's that dawning horror that it's so flat you can watch your dog run away for a week. Yeah, you'll start to see the mountains when you get closer to the state line but at that point how are you certain those are real? Maybe the car turns around in Goodland and you're back driving east on I70.
Let's bring back Prairie Madness
#stop ignoring your responsibilities erik#tma#the magnus archives#the magnus pod#the vast#man this might as well become my sona i LOVE roadtrips#I drive almost 2 hours in a straight line through farmland just for antiques#And for reference the state of Kansas is larger than England alone#it's larger than most european countries#the drive to denver from KCI is almost 9 hours#I've done that drive and I live here and something changed in my brain#I don't think people are supposed to stare at the horizon that long#makes me feel like a big bird is gonna get me#different kind of lizard brain i think i am about to be eaten
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Oh that's a dwagon! (they're so cute!)
Siblings that hoot and holler together, stay together. (thank you so much!! I love these silly lil kids)
#my characters#sobbing thank you anon for liking my ocs#like she might have a human form but she really loves being in her dragon form#big lizard gal napping in the sun just vibing at home#they luckily live in the middle of nowhere so she can do so peacefully and not terrify neighbors#also because i just live this fact so much about them im gonna say it again#vik literally learned how to use a bow and arrow JUST for playing fetch with his sister as enrichment for a dragon#hes incredibly skilled at archery now so thats his weapon of choice and the fact he trained as making arrows fly as far as possible#he has really good range lmao hes like wow thats way closer than for a flying dragon pog i got this#he does like to be contrary a lot so when asked about why he picked the bow n arrow hes like#i dont like fighting :c i have to fight from a distance or im scared :c i dont wanna be mean#and his traveling buddies are like that is the biggest lie i have ever heard wtf
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I feel like I'm the minority here, but I don't think trimming branches off trees and bushes or cutting the grass is actually spiritually significant to them.
Lots of folk like to ask permission of a tree's spirit before taking a limb. Which is good, being polite is always a plus. But I genuinely don't think they care. I feel like they have a relationship to branches and leaves like we do to hair or nails - a part of you that grows but doesn't actually hurt to remove.
I think it comes down to scale as well. Taking a 3in thick limb from an ancient Oak tree is going to be irksome but not detrimental, because it has 15 more. Taking a single leaf from a sapling could kill it.
Idk where I was headed with these thoughts. Concluding sentence.
#incomplete thoughts are incomplete#and I know 'asking the tree's permission' is backed by a bunch of folklore#but it's just not how I interact with plants#the spirit lives in the roots#the rest is replaceable#like a lizard regrowing it's tail#dare I say it's anthropomophizing them to say removing limbs is inherently damaging?#very much UPG#witchcraft#witch#magic#green magic#green witch#plant magic#plant witch
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I don’t think I can even remember seeing one singular post about antisemitism since 10/7 (and I’ve seen a lot) that wasn’t met with outright doubt (“has this actually happened to anyone?”), suspicion (“weird that OP hasn’t said anything about X in this post that isn’t about X, must secretly mean something about what they think that they’re not telling us, and it must be bad” or attempts at moral slander to delegitimize whatever incident the person was talking about (…as if OP being a shitbag in whatever way suits your fancy would make the antisemitism okay? …Do you scream racial slurs at transphobes and the like too? Do you think bigotry stops being bigotry or becomes okay if a person “deserves” it? Do you think bigotry can be earned?)
And if the thing being talked about is something like… a worldwide problem tons of Jews all over have been dealing with and talking to each other about, there’s always someone who asks the OP for the burden of proof, when it’s either an easily google-able thing, (from synagogue shootings, to magen davids being banned at pride events and general feelings of being unwelcome from queer Jews, to the hate-crime rape of a 12 year old, to harassment of Jews from college protestors) or in the most annoying cases, said proof/example is sometimes even just sitting in the comments of the same damn post for any old idiot to see with their eyes.
…Do other minority groups normally get this level of straight up disbelief over our experiences from the very people who claim to stand against the kinds of things we’ve experienced and are experiencing, or do people just make a special exception for us?
#jumblr#Like yeah sure buddy a whole ass ethnic group all across the world just one day decided to stop posting about our actual interests#to collectively make up some shit to support a war pretty much none of us want to be happening#to benefit a government few of us have a positive opinion of#in a country that like half us us don’t live in have never been to and potentially never will.#(Unless of course you allow things to escalate to the point where we need to escape yet again.)#You did it! You unraveled the one conspiracy about the Jews that is like totally real this time guys!#Here’s a cookie. You can eat it while I tell you about this secret council of lizard people that control the media and have space lasers#ch.txt
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whyyyyy are dog people so obsessed with their pet taking a shit...
#im. Confused. bc seriously why! what is it!#we have had this dog for One Full Day and the amount of times#that my stepdad has felt the need to regale me with her using the bathroom on a walk#is. well frankly its Insufferable and i Want It To Stop#like respectfully! affectionately! I Do Not Care! Hush! Cease! Good For Her! None Of My Business!#i am learning so quickly that im solidly a cat person#i do not enjoy having a Wet Beast! dogs are fine when they're not in my house!#me and my cats are like... living in my room now#i almost said Our room. well. that wouldnt be wrong at this point#absolutely unprompted#i can live with snakes i can live with lizards i can live with birds#but dogs? theyre just so much... too much...#sensory nightmares! big and loud and smelly and slobbery and their fur feels weird and theyre so Pushy-#i could handle it if it was a uh... a Sensible dog!#but this is a golden retriever mixed with a samoyed i believe!#that is not a sensible dog thats a 'i will force myself into your personal space' dog#sorry. sorry. im just not very happy with this development lmao#but its not my house not my decision and my stepdad needed an affectionate furry friend#he's happy! good! i can keep my mouth shut about my deep displeasure!#cats are so neat and clean and just sweet little packages of delight... i need to be in a room full of kittens STAT
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Ma there's a weird fuckin stray cat outside
#i love it#i was conflicted and then i saw the mane like whips around#and i filled out my adoption papers#i love the thunder lizard idea tho with brontosaurus#also hi i live#we have floods and power outtages so i was hesitant to draw anything in fear of losing progress#lets pretend like power should be fine now!!#not so sure about the flooding oop#mine#my art#raging bolt#raikou#pokemon#pokemon sv#also dont ask me what im doing with the shading and highlights cause idk either xD#had fun#pokemon scarlet#pokemon violet#scarlet and violet
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We're essentially one being
#Old draft I drew this like a month ago#king gizzard and the lizard wizard#kgatlw#kglw#flying microtonal banana#I drew this while I was hella blazed so thats why it looks really different from my normal style and has.a lot of mistakes#AND I KNOW THATS A COBRA AND NOT A RATTLESNAKE!! Artistic interpretation let me live#Fucking love this album#my art
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25 days of moodboards day one! (favorite animal)
#LIZARDSSSSSSSS#YAY#i love reptiles...#wah they are so scaly and weird#if i had the ability to care for one properly!!! u know id get one!!!!#we used to have a little lizard named rhino#but she was irresponsibly wild caught by one of my moms clients so she only lived for about a year#we gave her the best life we could tho :((((#wahhh i miss her she was sweet#ANYWAYS I LOVE LIZARDSSS AND SNAKES AND SALAMANDER AUGHHH#i think i like salamanders the best actually but it was really hard to find good pictures#moodboard#mine#lizard#reptile#green#agere
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how do garak and bashir feel about being grandparents?, also since theres a third elim (3lim) ((if i read tht right,,,,)
garak and bashirs parenting styles are reversed for grandparenting. julian's a total sap for his grandkids, taking them on trips and buying them elaborate educational toys. garak is the reserved victorian grandfather smoking a pipe in the study talking about The Old Days and ordering them around (especially in the garden, his knees aren't what they used to be.)
Bashir is still annoyed at the passage of time seeing fit to give his children (who, in his mind, are still kids) children of their own. Rude!
#dee s 9#garashir adoption au#julian w baby one like Oh what a dear! 1 yr later with baby 2 We call these Irish Twins on Earth!#a year after that with baby 3 like Lim don't you think this is getting a little excessive. You havent got any record to beat#a year after THAT with baby 4 like WAS MY EDUCATION ON CONTRACEPTION DEFICIENT? I THOUGHT I EXPLAINED EVERYTHING QUITE CLEARLY.#lim and his wife live just a mile or so away.. they can hang out with their grandparents in the countryside around lakat#julian is the Strict Dad and the fun grandparent. garak is the 'mischief if you can get away with it' dad and the stern old grandfather#HOOGH.. thinkin bout julian and miles bonding over their kids having kids... going on grandpa adventures#lim and molly swapping parenting tips..#molly drops her own kids off on prime when she's doing research in the quadrant n they rough it with their lizard cousins for a few weeks#3LIM!!!#u know garak uglycried in private when lim named his baby elim (III). he didnt specify which elim garak hes named after. dealers choice#thank YOUUUUU for always asking fun QUESTIONSSSSSSS!!! LOVA YOUUUU
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okay chat its time i actually talk about the villain au i've been thinkign about. rotating them in my mind
william's backstory is basically the same except after gaining his powers he's caught up in an accident and blamed for it and instead of like. trying to do anything to teach this powered teen what to do with his powers theyre just like. alright. to jail with you.
after the surgery dakota kind of runs rampant feral style until he's caught and instead of re: teaching this kid how to use his powers or like. getting him some noise canceling headphone they throw him right in with william.
virion is basically the same.
ashe is like the main change in this au because instead of mark becoming a lizard she gets kidnapped as a kid and turned into a weird little freak. at some point one of mark's jobs gets fucked up because he didnt wanna endanger some kid and so overlord got pissed and took his kid. normal reaction to have. ashe grows up sheltered because mark is terrified of loosing her again, moreso now since it Happened. but at some point mark goes missing and ashe has to fill his place to "pay his debt" so to speak.
william, dakota, and virion do the same prison break but instead of Blowing Up The Fucking Moon they chill out and do more low-key crime. like fighting heros in the middle of cities. they mak a Lot of enemies, not jut with heros because theyve got very The World Is Corrupt which generally includes villains so they get a hit put on them. ashe is sent to track them down and take them out but shes like. lmao y'all hilarious.
and thats all i really have.
#prime defenders#just roll with it#also ive been calling this au prime destroyers. because it has a nice ring to it#theyre not even completely villains ?? like theyre not completely Comical but theyre sort of a morally dark grey yknow#ive just been thinking abt them#ashe voice yeah this is my suburban house#wight voice youre a half lizard villain and you live a suburban house#ashe voice technically its my dads but#wight voice ?!?!?!#prime destroyers
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