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Jason: You've heard of elf on a shelf, now I give you-
Jason with a dramatic arm flourish to Tim in the batchair: Tim Drake still awake!
#Tim#doing a lizard blink and looking like he's rehearsing for the Night of the Living Dead remake: Jason under investigation!#Jason#judging his life choices: Because he's a fully functioning adult adjacent that can't watch his caffeine intake#tim drake#jason todd#dc comics#batfam#batfamily#dc#incorrect batfamily quotes#then tim accuses jason of being a hallucination and passes out on the keyboard so his report reads jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
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met a lizard who has things figured out. living on a dryer that gets nice and toasty and is smack dab in the middle of mosquito central must be practically heaven
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The Exterior experience
#Happy new years to everyone!#I'm back with more rain world stuff#I saw some guy complain about the leg a bunch calling it the worst area in the game#but I kind of like both it and the underhang#also they got killed by white lizard a bunch for some reason#I didn't tho the only thing that kills me is my own hubris#and that one time when 3 grapple worms arrested me and then the blue spaghetti monster just swallowed me whole - the grappling worms lived!#art#rw#rain world#rain world fanart#slugcat#rw monk#rw lizard#cinnamon's doodles
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isat doodles in the form of a silly-serious-silly sandwich
#much like my thoughts after finishing sasasap. i reiterate. i would like to pour milk on them and throw them against a wall. and so i do.#in stars and time#isat fanart#isat spoilers#isat siffrin#isat loop#sifloop#isafrin#lucabyteart#siffrin#loop#isat#'i never understood this lizard' doodle inspired by user @nerdpiggy's meme compilation. its been living in my brain since i saw it. thanks#ALSO SORRY FOR THE LIKE. CRUMBS . ISAFRIN FANS. ITS NOT MUCH BUT ITS THERE....#isafrin is delightful but the triad of all 3 is where im at bc i neeeeed my ships to have Strain and Stress and Potential Ethical Problems#anyway. rambling. i like them
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I finally watched "Our Man Bashir" and did like the outfits and the shooting at each other, so I drew this. ✨
Also inspired by this brilliant fanfiction and the very interesting headcanon concerning Cardassians and dancing mentioned in there. 👁️🔥
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#CANONNNN GUYS I AM LIVING#guyyys it has finally happened! that episode was fun but kinda dumb :D#did like the fact that garak was desperate enough for Julian's attention to sew himself a tux and crash Julian's holosuite program#the “wish that were me” vibes oozing out of garak in every scene that had julian making out with someone else were REAL 👏😄#i shall never forget garak's “i have never been hornier for you” face after julian shoots him square in the neck ridge JESUS 😅#absolutely feral gay shit guys what the hell :D i love this lizard man#the power that comes with being an artist - you can just draw the blorbos and put make-up on them - i am LIVING 😁🌞#bi twink x disaster lizard man 🤲#otp: especially the lies#gay spies ✨#idiots in love#garashir#elim garak/julian bashir#elim garak#julian bashir#star trek fanart#artists on tumblr#star trek#star trek ds9#ds9#star trek deep space nine#star trek deep space 9#lwd#lower decks#lwd thank you for my life need to watch the whole episode asap
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Grovyle... Grovyle ily... I like the hc that post se5 Dusknoir gets kinda uhh rose-tinted glasses with him becausr honestly me too that would be me
#idk the way Grovyle gives it his all to achieve his goals#but also doesn't despair over the possibility of failure#he's not perfect tho he's too on edge all the time#but you can only do so much when you live in a world like his#also he strongly values trust and is very willing to give it despite everything?? ily my contradictory lizard#complex lizard guy#don't expect me to make sense like ever actually#talking
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Come at me scrublord I'm ripped -Frieza at some point probably
#2 versions cause I'm indecisive#one aesthetic and one cursed#just like me fr#no but seriously#I need help#this guy lives in my brain rent free#i hate him so much#he's my babygirl#my little pookie#my shnookums#my little war criminal#little Lord lizard loser#lord frieza#frieza#frieza dbz#dbz#dragon ball z#dragon ball fanart#dragon ball#my art#drawing#art#digital art
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"Now I understand why I always see you two in the newspapers."
Finally finished this! I did this for a school assignment. Thank lord they let me use the school scanner afwfij
Anyway, meet Mira and Alden. Aka Alys' parents! q(≧▽≦q)
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#my art#traditional art#underwizard side comic#webcomic#comic#undertale#undertale au#underwizard#future underwizard#alphys#uw!alphys#sans#uw!sans#salphys#sans x alphys#uw sans x alphys#uw!mira#library lizard#uw!alden#Those were supposed to be lasagna but I forgot to fix them X''D#Just the coloring part took me 7 hours and I counted °pain°#All with pencils and markers.#Bless those who color things like this in traditional for a living <3
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Face of a guy who woke me up at 7:30 because he wanted to look at the snow
#arthoughts#thats my boy#bearded dragon#he lives such an unnatural lizard life like he would never see snow naturally. he’s like the cat that barks in princess and the pauper
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Jackson Whittemore wanted full control. Jackson Whittemore wanted to overachieve. Jackson Whittemore needed to be the center of attention. Jackson Whittemore starts to look like he's dying. Jackson Whittemore is still the same. Jackson Whittemore becomes stripped of his agency for hours at a time. Jackson Whittemore loses time in his day, multiple times. Jackson Whittemore is used as a puppet. A pawn. Controlled to do someone else's bidding. Jackson Whittemore wakes up with blood on his hands that's not his. Jackson Whittemore sees the scales on his body form for the first time. Jackson Whittemore kills himself to save everyone else. Jackson Whittemore never fully becomes what he wanted in the first place. Jackson Whittemore will never be the same.
#s2 is such a horror movie from his point of view#like he has to kill someone almost every night and the morning after all he can do is just go to school#like he killed mr. lahey who isnt the greatest of people but HE knew mr. lahey and to be the person to have killed him must've done somethin#to his psyche cause like#i live laugh love jackson and isaac childhood bffs#and to not only have been possessed once BUT TWICE#one after the other#jackson my sweet little jerk im thinking about you bbg <3#loml - lizard on my leg#Jackson Whittemore#Teen Wolf#feral says things#myfic
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To me, there's always been something very demeaning about the public's reaction to D*ny's character arc. The abuse she suffered from Drogo was romanticized from the get-go. Her questionable actions always got downplayed or whitewashed. Three living nukes and a court made up exclusively of sycophants didn't raise any red flags at all. Her very real and very present descent into not really madness but hellish depths of entitlement and narcissism, turns out, went fucking unnoticed by almost everybody because pretty blonde girl, dragon go roar, music go "aahh" very loudly.
I actually wondered at the time whether the whole “Sansa had a point” issue would have even caused such a meltdown had D*ny been a man (sweet summer me, I had yet to encounter the breaking bad twitter).
The way Dænerys has been infantilized by this fandom (and also EC herself which was just... painful to witness) because of her gender is disturbing. Poor little pookie, massacred a city because she's big sad and people are mean to her for no reason. What, she's a vicious warlord conquerer whose only goal in life is to subjugate an entire continent that doesn't want her? Girlboss! But also she's just a girlie. She's just a girlie girl with a dream, you can't seriously be mad at her. How unfair, how tragic that the ungrateful world would twist this innocent baby into a monster and force her to defend herself against a bunch of powerless peasants.
Clowning on targs is one of my passions but these are not my words.
Also, can you actually imagine if Dænerys was male? Imagine, just imagine this absolute horror show of a character. The hypocrisy, the entitlement, the faux feminist allyship of it all. Since, you know, he'd be one of the good ones, like Rhægar or certified malewife Dæmon. Just ask his khalasar.
Do I think boy D*ny (Dan? Dænny?) would have received the same lenient treatment from the fandom? Well, personally, I got my answer now that hotd is out.
He would. Oh, he would. And I genuinely believe that it would have been even worse.
As for characters like Sansa or Cersei, I can only imagine how the abuse constantly hurled at them by pretty much everyone here, save for their own stans, would have quadrupled with Dænny Targarito in the picture. Because there's only one thing women like them can be that's worse than being enemies with a fun special girl. Being enemies with a fun special boy.
#thank god for the dany we have honestly#we do live in a dark timeline but here's one way it could've been even worse#sometimes i like to torture myself with nightmarish what ifs#anti daenerys targaryen#anti daenerys stans#anti house targaryen#this is not a pro tg post obv#they are still way more compelling than tb but like#house lizard begone#anti got#anti hotd#not gonna lie tho targ theme slaps
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Vast Avatar concept who just picks up east coasters or europeans from the Kansas City airport and drives them to Denver without leaving I70.
It's almost a perfect straight drive west.
Once you get past Salina or Hays there's that dawning horror that it's so flat you can watch your dog run away for a week. Yeah, you'll start to see the mountains when you get closer to the state line but at that point how are you certain those are real? Maybe the car turns around in Goodland and you're back driving east on I70.
Let's bring back Prairie Madness
#stop ignoring your responsibilities erik#tma#the magnus archives#the magnus pod#the vast#man this might as well become my sona i LOVE roadtrips#I drive almost 2 hours in a straight line through farmland just for antiques#And for reference the state of Kansas is larger than England alone#it's larger than most european countries#the drive to denver from KCI is almost 9 hours#I've done that drive and I live here and something changed in my brain#I don't think people are supposed to stare at the horizon that long#makes me feel like a big bird is gonna get me#different kind of lizard brain i think i am about to be eaten
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Oh that's a dwagon! (they're so cute!)
Siblings that hoot and holler together, stay together. (thank you so much!! I love these silly lil kids)
#my characters#sobbing thank you anon for liking my ocs#like she might have a human form but she really loves being in her dragon form#big lizard gal napping in the sun just vibing at home#they luckily live in the middle of nowhere so she can do so peacefully and not terrify neighbors#also because i just live this fact so much about them im gonna say it again#vik literally learned how to use a bow and arrow JUST for playing fetch with his sister as enrichment for a dragon#hes incredibly skilled at archery now so thats his weapon of choice and the fact he trained as making arrows fly as far as possible#he has really good range lmao hes like wow thats way closer than for a flying dragon pog i got this#he does like to be contrary a lot so when asked about why he picked the bow n arrow hes like#i dont like fighting :c i have to fight from a distance or im scared :c i dont wanna be mean#and his traveling buddies are like that is the biggest lie i have ever heard wtf
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#the owl house#Luz Noceda#Titan Luz#pop magick#king gizzard & the lizard wizard#kgatlw#king gizzard#the live versions of The Fourth Colour are really cool. makes the verse sound like a ritual chant#I've Been Born Again‚ I See The Light#It's In My Face‚ My Brain Is Storing Information#Now I Am A God In A Photon‚ I See Through Walls
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Reading "The Never-Ending Sacrifice" together makes the experience somewhat bearable. 😌
#“julian slowly learning kardasi by reading it out loud to garak”-trope my beloved#two guys...chilling on a sofa...zero feet apart cause they're gay TM🌞🙂��#may i offer you some comfort art in these reaaallyy trying times#i like to imagine garak would allow himself to move more freely (like fidgeting with his hair) when he's around julian#cause he feels (mostly) safe around him - so cute i'm gonna go cry now#bi twink x disaster lizard man 🤲#garashir#idiots in love#star trek fanart#star trek#star trek deep space nine#deep space nine#star trek ds9#ds9#elim garak/julian bashir#elim garak#julian bashir#artists on tumblr#fanart#digital art#otp: especially the lies#lwd#lower decks#lower decks thank you for my life#CANON I AM LIVING
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I feel like I'm the minority here, but I don't think trimming branches off trees and bushes or cutting the grass is actually spiritually significant to them.
Lots of folk like to ask permission of a tree's spirit before taking a limb. Which is good, being polite is always a plus. But I genuinely don't think they care. I feel like they have a relationship to branches and leaves like we do to hair or nails - a part of you that grows but doesn't actually hurt to remove.
I think it comes down to scale as well. Taking a 3in thick limb from an ancient Oak tree is going to be irksome but not detrimental, because it has 15 more. Taking a single leaf from a sapling could kill it.
Idk where I was headed with these thoughts. Concluding sentence.
#incomplete thoughts are incomplete#and I know 'asking the tree's permission' is backed by a bunch of folklore#but it's just not how I interact with plants#the spirit lives in the roots#the rest is replaceable#like a lizard regrowing it's tail#dare I say it's anthropomophizing them to say removing limbs is inherently damaging?#very much UPG#witchcraft#witch#magic#green magic#green witch#plant magic#plant witch
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