#live laugh candy

[cuddlebugmonster]

I-I don't think I have enough candy....

Wait ! I know !!

*runs back in house*

CANDYPLOXION !!!!!

@lec743 @mikebeanz @mishacakes @kredena-dark @winkwonkblog @fuckoffplzforgodssake @trashyandtiredsol

[callistos-posts]

Grape flavored Laffy Taffy is the only grape flavored thing I enjoy

[violetsinyoureyesandguns]

>ᴗ<⋆౨ৎ ₊˚ 🦢・₊✧｡˚୨𝑳𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒅𝒆୧˚｡⋆

H𝑒’𝑠 𝑚𝑦 𝑑𝑟𝑢𝑔𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑤𝑏𝑜𝑦

I𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑛 𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑜𝑦

C𝑙𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑙 A𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑛

A𝑛𝑑 I’𝑚 A𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑐𝑎’𝑠 𝕾𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑡𝚑𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡

C𝑢𝑡𝑒 𝑑𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠, 𝑠𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑡

𝕾𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑛 𝑚𝑦 𝑑𝑖𝑒𝑡 𝑐𝑜𝑘𝑒

𝕾𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑛 𝑡𝚑𝑒 𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑖��𝑒𝑟 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑘

🎀🩰🌸🇺���🍒°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･≽^•˕• ྀི≼

[dead-potato-monster]

dimension 20 - a crown of candy spoiler

watching a crown of candy in my current mental state is a slot machine and i only lose. i don't think any of the dimension 20 seasons have made me cry this much. the ruby-jet sisterhood is something so personal to me i will be crying about it for days to come.

~

"When somebody that you love dies, maybe all that you have is to say goodbye to them."

for the rest of your life.

[kylahcorsini]

Recent Letterboxd activity 🎥🤍

#letterboxd

[blujayonthewing]

IN MY DOVE FUCKING PROMISES???

[dostoevsky-enjoyer]

HELPP I JUST WATCHED THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL AND THE DARJEELING LIMITED AND ERMM I THINK I ENTERED MY WES ANDERSON PHASE (I defo didn’t start at first just bc of adrian brody)

[hikayunas]

oni

[ghostlighthouse]

jesse and dylans parents usually took them trick or treating as kids, but sometimes they couldnt get their schedules to work and theyd both end up working late on halloween. the kids were fairly used to looking after themselves, being the latchkey kids that they were. but being out in the dark, on halloween, without their parents... it made dylan nervous. his imagination would kick into high gear, picture all manner of monsters hiding around every corner. jesse, ever the protective big sister, would insist that if any monsters (or older kids) tried to pick on them, she would punch them as hard as she could in their crotch. and they would giggle at the word crotch. and dylan would feel a little better. jesse wouldnt admit that she was a little nervous, too. she had to be brave for dylan. as she always was. and always will be.

[bright-and-burning]

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[martyrbat]

one last halloween — dcu halloween special (2008)

(ID in alt!)

[yayll]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN BABIES (if u partake :3)

[aether-weather]

FELLOW DEVILS CANDY ENOJYER SPOTTED >:D

HELL YEAH BROTHER‼‼‼🗣🗣🗣💥💥💥

[scooby-snacs]

the fact that vapes are being used more commonly than cigarettes in tv makes me ✨uncomfy✨

[pondscummy]

the "also sick" comment isn't like "btw I'm SICK, how dare you not know" it's me saying I'm sick like how 2/3 of my roommates are

but like I'm so;;;; it feels so rich that L is like wtf do you want from me about me not replying for 45 minutes when I had to beg his gf over hours and hours of texts every so often to not force me to sit in unwiped shit after my surgery bc she had openly told me she just didn't rly feel like setting up the attachable bidet after telling me for weeks she would, and I never ever got a reply from her or L ever acknowledging that they were wide awake hanging out and laughing while I was like stuck in bed barely able to move begging for follow through on a commitment they made in advance and i eventually had to spend over $100 to hire someone to come out the next day and do it for me and I had to hold my shit for hours lmfao

like L is sooooo great at couching things in flawless tumblr wellness speak but only to talk about how valid they are for not showing up for you and how fucked up it is that you MIGHT ever have a moment where you can't be 100% there w them. like idk what to tell you I've been laying in bed with a sore throat and cough and fever passing out and waking up to roll over in buckets of sweat like the rest of the house. I do genuinely get being annoyed by a lack of response but it's also right back to this whole thing about Always assuming I'm mad at them which is legit one of the only things that actually makes me mad fjdkddhk like bro I do not THINK about you when you're not acting like I'm a bomb about to blow (also, as an aside -- we all take turns buying TP and it's usually me who does it like it's not out of pocket for me to say hey you are the One person who is out of the house already rn, can you get this on your way bc None of the bathrooms have back up rolls and one is totally out and I had to text our sickest roommate telling her to use the bidet and drip dry like.... "am I the first person you asked" yes bc you are the person who makes the most sense dumbfuck. I'm not being "overly needy" toward you or whatever jfc)

they literally told me at one point that the reason they're so scared of me is that my face is "triggering" for them when I'm angry or not feeling good and puts them "back in a really bad place" they have seen my face angry literally 3 times and each time it was on my way back to my room to decompress and each time I said nothing to them other than that I was in a bad mood and I was going to go to my room. I didn't yell either I just said it normal. like I genuinely feel gaslit here like I'm this horrifying monster of a man when it's like dude sometimes people are mad I don't know what YOU want from ME!! I do all my venting here where they can't ever see it even tho we've blocked each other, I censor their name like anyone even knows who they are, I isolate to chill out and it's literally been less than a handful of times like should I fling myself from the roof??????? would that fix it???

I literally know it's bc I'm a man too. none of this was like this until my facial hair came in more and it got crazy worse after I got top surgery and they're so so vocal about how much they despise men and think men should all fuck off and die and there's only a handful of acceptable men that they've personally vetted. despite them pretty clearly having a trans woman fetish bc they only date or look at porn of trans women and they do the whole step on me mommy thing about it even tho their gf has complained like. lmfao you're just a baby te//rf even tho you ID as trans masc yourself. like that's all this even is. I'm a big (5'3") scary (spent the whole weekend w my coworkers asking if I was 12) man who's obviously going to snap and kill you all bc sometimes I *checks writing on hand* get frustrated and go lay down about it

[t4tbedehopmar]

meh gn