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Grape flavored Laffy Taffy is the only grape flavored thing I enjoy

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I'm the same guy but Freemind/Barmey food headcanons? (sorry)

dont be sorry i have these ready to go in my brain for a reason

Barmey food headcanons;

He's not that picky and will eat just about anything even if he doesn't enjoy it

Didn't know how to cook real food for a long time bc he never learned and didn't want to.

loves big sandwich.

Chips and random snacks are his favorite things to eat he'll eat doritos for 4 weeks straight as his only food if he wanted

Can eat an entire buffet by himself

By default everything freemind makes is his favorite things to eat

Likes Muffins. Even if they're dry and not that good he still enjoys them

Favorite breakfast is Crepes but only if they're made right (He hates crepes from ihop. he'll still eat them though)

has been eating like a college student since he was born

His favorite fast food joint is burger king

fave ice cream is any of them with as much syrup and crap on them as you can put in there

Will eat a snack in every situation. He could be in a room where they say to not eat or you'll die and he'll do it anyways

Only time he doesn't want to eat is if he's like REALLY REALLY fucking depressed. but that doesn't happen that often.

He could maybe forgive too many things if u give him something to eat directly after

Usually gets the same things off the menu but has no problem trying something else

Would eat any slice of pizza and doesn't care what's on it

Freemind food headcanons;

gets the same exact item off the menu every single time. He would have a full meltdown if his favorite item is taken off and would rather drive into a wall then try something new. this has ruined his day or week multiple times

terrible at knowing what he wants from restaurant menus. He will be stuck on two items bc he doesnt know what he would enjoy more (also he has a weird minor anxiety like "what if i choose x and i shouldve chosen z and now i've irreparably damaged my future). this can be avoided if Barmey is with him bc Barmey will go "choose that one" when he's struggling

He thinks burgers from fast food places are shit. he hates burger king. He will still eat carls jr n shit sometimes tho. not mcdonalds or burger king though

Favorite dessert is a specific creme brulee from a specific fancy place. His fave NORMAL dessert is pumpkin pie though

His favorite fast food place is KFC

He loves spicy shit. even if it hurts. he could eat carolina reapers for fun

Unbearable need to steal as many sugar packets as he can fit into his pockets. he WILL in fact eat them straight up

Favorite ice cream is Pistachio AND Banana, he has a hard time choosing which one is his fave fave

Favorite breakfast food is breakfast burritos. though he doesn't eat much breakfast

he tends to skip out on breakfast and very rarily he'll have chips for lunch. Depends on day/mood/year. He's got kind of an unhealthy relationship w/ food for a while but it gets better.

If he is at a restaurant and he finds hair in his food he's usually grossed out but he can still eat he'll just. section off that bit that had it in there but if he's having bad enough day he'll just leave. he wont even pay

Chronic chewer of random rubber. He is not against just straight up eating it too if it just happens to happen. counting this as a food thing

claims to not be a sweets guy but 99% of the snacks he eats is candy. fave is laffy taffy (banana)

Pizza order is exactly this (taken off dominos so i could visualize it better);

EXTRA tomato sauce, Bacon (NOT CANADIAN), Chicken, Pineapple, Mushroom, Red and green peppers, banana peppers, Jalapeno peppers, black Olives, Buffalo sauce (optional), if he doesn't get buffalo sauce he put sausage on it instead.

here's the visualization (left is sauced right is with sausage instead) + Extra cheese. He will actually hurt you if u make fun of him for this order

He likes to organize the food on his plate from least desirable to best so he can eat his favorite part/food last.

[therealmilfdennys]

SFW and NSFW headcanons for the ST boys I write for lol

I want! To do one of these for everyone I write for but this is fresh on my mind so it's first lol. Eddie, Billy, and Steve are included. I wanted to post this before some of my asks so you know what you're getting lol. Anyway! CW: Feminization, trauma mention, nightmares, scars, and season 3 spoilers, cockwarming, crying, panty stealing, exhibitionism sort of, billy's mommy issues, more crying, let men bottom. Written with top!reader in mind, mostly gender-neutral but AFAB based (I write what I know) if there's more Please let me know.

Steve Harrington SFW 

He hates being alone in that big house, so hes either holding you hostage or he’s always at yours. 

Says he HATES spending time with the kids but is the first to defend them in any situation, even if You have something negative to say about them.

I think the whole ‘six nuggets’ speech was WAY out of character but like, I think Steve deserves ONE baby as a treat. Or maybe he’s the honorary uncle to one of Nancy’s kids lol. He’d be a sick ass uncle.

He Does in fact love PDA, he’s a touchy feely guy (post season one, at least Genuinely) 

His love language is physical touch(receiving) and gift giving(giving). HIs parents were always trying to ‘make up’ for not being there with gifts (the BMW was from the Florence trip, two whole months by himself with little to no contact.)

He really likes movie dates, be it renting a tape and staying at his or yours OR going out and catching one at the theater. He got weirdly into film after working at Family Video.

His favorite candy is anything banana flavored (laffy taffy is the top spot).

He likes pepsi over coke and Is pretentious about it. 

I ama  firm believer that he has a full skin/hair/night/morning routine that he is ADAMANT about. HE has a toiletry bag bigger than his overnight bag that he carries his “essentials” in if he stays over at yours/Eddie’s. 

Speaking of Eddie they got weirdly close after the whole Vecna thing so if you’re dating Steve congrats you have a a new bestie :) Eddie will offer you joints you do Not have to accept. 

Steve is a fan of thicker people I’m sorry I dont make the rules. They all are but Speficially Steve and Billy lol. 

He gets really bad nightmares about the demogorgons sometimes, sleeps with the bat next to him most nights. “Just in case, babe. Can’t be too careful.”  

Was a bug kid, and WAS friends with Eddie in elementary school I will die on this hill. They used to make bug palaces on the playground someone please ask e about this for the love of fuc-

HIs favorite book is The Outsiders :) He doesn’t and didn’t read a lot but that is one of the few books that can grab his attention and keep it. Got very excited when the movie came out and it is one of his favorites :)

First guy crush was Rob Lowe he “Just thought he was badass.” uhhh okay Stevie we get it.

Boyfriend Material to a fucking T. You need someone to help grocery shop? He’s there. Help move furniture? He’s there? Sad? He’s there and he’s making stupid jokes and calling you pretty and kissing your eyelids. 

He lets you wear his clothes and encourages it. Will have a fashion show with your clothes to make you feel better about it if you’re insecure. 

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Firmly believe there isn’t a mean bone in this mans body. He couldn’t bully you into submission if he wanted to he’d feel too bad.

He’s a simp to the bone. All you have to do is put on the puppy eyes and the “Please Stevie?” And he melts.

I’d call him the pussy eating king but Eddie Munson holds that title so Steve is the Pussy Eating Prince? 

I don’t think he’s a dom by any means, but I DO think he’d be a service top. 

“Baby cum for me please? Wanna feel it. Need to see you cum, look so pretty when you do.” and “So fuckin’ tight, so wet and pretty and perfect. Doin’ so good for me.”

Praise!! Kink!!! Both giving and receiving! Pull on his hair and call him a good boy and he’ll whimper so pretty. 

Big Dick. I don’t remember where I read the headcanon that Steve has a huge dick but i fuckin ran with it so now he does :). Its pretty too. 

He likes slow and sleepy sex over anything else. The sex where you guys are like, trying to fuck but end up just cuddling and kinda grinding against eachother? *chef’s kiss*

Big fan of cockwarming :) sometimes he’s just so needy and you’re busy with work stuff, or college stuff or you’re just reading and he’s all 

“Can I please just put it in? Don’t even have to move, jus’ wanna be close baby.” 

He’s shit at dirty talk but he tries okay?

“Steve we talked about the shitty porn dialouge baby.” “Yeah, yeah sorry.” 

BIg fan of giggling during sex? He just thinks you’re so pretty and he gets these big goofy smiles that are all teeth and yeah. 

When he cums he’s loud as fuck. He’s vocal in general but he gets LOUD when he’s close. He whines and whimpers and huffs out these little moans. HIs tummy gets all tense and his hips jerk and he’s trying so hard not to cry out and beg. 

“Gun’ cum baby, please? Guna’cum for’ya please.” 

Tears up if its really good or if you edged him lol. 

All in All a nice guy to fuck and Date i wont him. 

Eddie Munson SFW :)

Will make you a mixtape way before you start dating and if you listen hard enough that was his original confession. 

He likes to make NPC's in his campaigns based off of you :) whether they be random passerby or main baddies. 

Doesnt matter what shape, size, gender, ethnicity, race anything. If Eddie falls for you? He's All In. He loves HARD and he doesnt give a shit about consequences. 

His queer awakening was Slash lol

Probably autistic, but its the 80's and its rural Indiana so. No Outlet for that. 

His best friend is 100% Dustin they hang out regularly. He's trying (slowly hut surely) to teach Dustin some guitar stuff. 

Eddies idea of a date is driving out to empty fields in the van with some burgers and a joint or two and stargazing. He knows a lot about astrology and definitely shows off his knowledge. 

He's a cuddle bug. Leeches your warmth in the winter and sticks to your sweaty skin during the summer. If he's not sleeping flush against you hes whiney as fuck. 

He likes to wrap his arms around you from the back when you guys are just standin' places. He's a lil lanky so he just kinda curls himself around you, no matter if you're taller or shorter than him. 

he likes to call you "your majesty" a lot, and not in a condescending way. 

"you're royalty babydoll, should be treated that way" hands you a rock he thought you'd like.

hes very much the 'crow friend' if you've seen those tiktoks?

keeps a box of shiny stuff, fancy rocks, funky sticks, jars, and weird shit he found that he likes to show you sometimes and give you if he thinks you'll like it. 

very sensitive to rejection, has attachment issues. 

his parents left when they realized he was getting caught too often doing illegal shit for them so they dipped and he took it to heart. 

still convinced Wayne thinks he's a burden

please kiss his cheeks and play with his hair and call him pretty he blushes so nice. 

he gets freckles during the summer and a REALLY nice tan if hes out enough. 

never learned how to swim correctly, is self taught. 

used to chew on his hair and still does if he's Very upset or close to a meltdown. 

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umm bottom lol sorry

or a pushover service top

i cannot see him as a massive sadist it doesnt fit im sorry

likes to dress up sometimes :) likes feeling pretty and dainty 

he just hangs around naked sometimes? he seems the type to me?

PUSSY!! EATING!! KING!! 

eats pussy for HIS pleasure and will go till he gets lockjaw and THEN some. 

the one on this list who Knows how to make AFABs squirt. and is PROUD of it. 

is actually very shy? knows people dont like him usually and is worried its a prank. 

wants his ass ate sorry not sorry it had to be said. he thinks it would feel fucking amazing and he deserves it. 

he LOVES being ridden, titties bouncin' in his face, tummy jigglin' for him to grab onto. he fuckin ADORES it. 

hes GRABBY. he grabs at your ass, hips, thighs, stomach, shoulders. Anything He Can. he just gets so needy 

he begs so pretty. loves being overstimulated and gets shakey after his first orgasm but wont stop you till hes cumming dry. 

"cm-cmon..can…i can c-cum again bab-baby i can. puh-puh-promise i can." 

LOVES when you baby talk him but like, in a condescending way? 

"oh sweet thing :( just gotta cum so bad huh? couldnt wait could you, just had to act like a needy slut, yeah?" "mhm, mhm, needy..needed it, so bad. so bad." 

drools lol hes like A Dog. his legs get shakey and his head rolls and he grins like a maniac and theres spit dripping down his chin and im <3

loves to finger you, anywhere, really. and loves when you just shove a hand down his pants and jack him off. 

the kinda guy who would refer to your pussy as "his girl" 

He’s a fuckin perv. Steals your undies and has a stash of them for ‘safe keeping’. Porn mags out the ass. Normal ole teenage boy stuff lol. 

he'd let you use his dick as a stim toy /hj

Billy Hargrove SFW

Boy is an ASSHOLE okay? lives to bully and tease you at first (and even after you're dating but then its affectionate) 

He has a lot of resentment towards positive female/female presenting roles in his life because of his mom i think? and he REALLY has to work on that shit, and if you have the heart to help him with that you're a saint. 

I think the best approach would be to help him from outside. Let him do some introspective shit and just kinda. Guide him. 

Okay so he knows hes a dick, hes trying to get better this is prime, please ask HIM out time. 

He will get so incredibly flustered if you ask him out on a date or something he wont know what to do. 

Hes used to being the flashy one. The Stud. the Untouchable. A Lot of internalzed homophobia in this bad boy. Toxic Masculinity ftw

After the Mindflayer he is a Lot different and i really want to write my specific headcanons and ideas on how he survived/what happened after lol

Hes more subdued, he's quiter, he doesnt lash out as much. He's still, ragey, obviously but its toned down a lot. 

He's not quite as outgoing either, which Max helps a lot with. They get close. 

You and him get closer too. 

I think you guys start as FWB and escalate from there because what ELSE would happen with Billy Hargrove. 

Uhhh he secretly likes rom coms sorry not sorry. 

He LOVES sixteen candles its one of his favorites. 

his queer awakening was :) tom cruise in top gun, that basic bitch. 

he likes when you call him baby/baby boy a LOT. 

he gets FRECKLED in the summer. He tans so pretty and he gets a nice little flush/sunburn on his cheeks and ears that makes him glow. He really thrives in the summer. 

City Boy. Has never seen a cow irl until Hawkins and is terrified of them, please show him they are gentle giants. 

He likes to go to drive ins (and make out) for dates before the mindflayer. He still likes to do that AFTER the mindflayer but hes much more a homebody now so he really likes napping together. 

calls you bitch but affectionately. 

is an AVID reader actually? i love the headcanon that Billy is Wicked smart so i like to think he reads alot. 

he likes period romances (jane austen is his GIRL)

he thinks cooking together is the height of domesticity and at first it freaked him tf out how much he liked doing it with you. now he eases into so quickly its a little funny. 

feral mountain lion turned a little less feral house cat energy.

likes when you call him Bills :)

Likes to walk with his hand in your back pocket and yours in his. 

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So at first, he's hyper-dominant. Won't let you even Ride him. He's in his head about it 100% he doesnt want you to think he's weak. Men dont take it like that. 

He soon learns you VERY much like it when he's crying for you  

Hes a power bottom i wont take arguments. 

He's also a fuckin BRAT. Needs you to put him in his place but Gently. Needs a firm hand but do Not raise your voice at him or he shuts down. 

It takes a while before he trusts you enough to let you see this side of him and you need to respect that. He will come to you when he's ready. 

He knows hes pretty and he uses it against you. Flutters his eyelashes and smiles all pretty and puffs his chest out. Lays himself out to make himself real pretty. 

Praise tf out of him please he'll cry. 

"Oh pretty baby, you're doin' so good :) such a perfect boy for me. feel so good in me handsome." He's tearing up and nodding so hard. 

"Yeah. Yeah m'good. M'good boy. Doin' good." Under his breath with his eyes squeezed shut, white knuckling the sheets. 

Needs a lot of reassurance that you're feeling good. He spent a lot of time not really giving a shit if the girls he was with got off so with you? He's constantly. "Is that right? That feel good? Want more?" He wants to be perfect for you. 

Sometimes, after the nightmares are getting worse and he's so sleep-deprived he's cross eyed and he can't really think he needs you to take him apart and he goes so willingly.

He gets whimpery and almost immediately oversensitive. Like his cock is a livewire. His fingers and lips tremble and he's trying so hard to keep his eyes on you, to be a good boy. He goes pliant and soft and gets this silly little smile on his face. Eyes hazy and wet. He hums and nods and lets you do whatever. He knows he's safe. 

The scars ARE sensitive lol you heard it here folks. 

He doesnt fuck you with the lights on or fully naked for almost a year after he's fully healed. 

He rubs vitamin E oil and scar softner into the skin where he was attacked twice a day, every day, for a year before you get to see them. 

He breaks down when you call them pretty :) 

And you BETTER think he's still handsome or i'll find you istg /hj

Uhh, this may be a personal want of mine or a real headcanon but I think he would like to try makeup? Like a full glam rock, smokey eye red lip whole shebang. 

Fuck him so good his mascara runs. 

Prolly has a mommy kink but i’m not brave enough to write that (unless…)/hj

[butwhatifidothis]

23, 60, 73

Wait you already answered 23

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8!

8: movies or TV shows?

Oh TV shows hands down lmao, I find it very hard to sit through an entire movie unless I really really like it

60: if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

Okay this might sound lame as shit, but I'd probably want to be in one of those Otome Isekai "Historical" anime lmaoooo, the drama can be so great! The angst! The juice! I'm a sucker for it lol

If not that, then some sort of fantasy anime. I'll probably die but hey maybe I'll get a cool power for a few days lmao

73: favorite weird flavor combo?

Okay so like, I'm known irl to be a very picky eater with very bland tastes, but like, trying stuff out for shits and giggles? I find myself liking a good bit! Or at least not hating it as much as I'd thought

What might have kickstarted that was that for some time, my middle school had this food that like fuckin' nobody liked, but I was in love with. It was like, a fish patty with cheese melted underneath the crust of the patty? No idea what food it was, but it was almost always the first thing that was eaten on my plate lmao, and I guess is the real answer to this question

Notable food combos that I've tried that weren't Bad but I wouldn't eat regularly:

Glazed donuts with ketchup (reminds me of lemon cakes, but I don't like lemon cakes so yeah)

Cherry starbursts coated with vanilla icing (tastes EXACTLY like Banana Laffy-Taffy, though same as above I'm not a fan of that flavor)

Meatballs dunked in Root-Beer (not bad at all! In fact a friend of mine saw me do it and tried cooking meatballs with Root-Beer and made a sweet meat of them! They weren't bad either, though that tipped it a tad too far for me to eat a lot of)

Vanilla Oreos dunked in Sunny D (also not bad! If I remember right they reminded me of graham crackers?)

And okay like this last one is very very specific since my high school had ehhhhh not the best quality food, but I very vividly remember pouring white milk into chili and finding it good. Mind, the chili was very watered down and the milk wasn't much better, but combining them made something that was... edible! Which was more than could be said when separate lmao, I VERY MUCH DOUBT THIS TASTES GOOD when the chili and milk are like... what they're supposed to be lol, but in this context it was fine!

[angelblumes]

(food) Hey hey Hiiii how's you doing? 😁 mine is strawberry, the Laffy taffy flavour, idk im not a big fan of banana flavored things but I got you. I've been watching another couple on YouTube smh its still reactions but its scary reactions which I like because its scary lmao and I got ppl with me ya know. Its called Scary Hours just in case you want to know, very paranormally. Cindy is so im so lesbian for her but they both are superrrrrr funny. 2 me anyway. I hope your mom is doing well, the covid is 🙄. Do you know how its so much effort to hate someone but you just can't like them? ugh one day I will blow up and idk what will happen? its connected to one of my immediate family members therefore connected to me. I can't believe Abigail got killed I get its made up but I just wanted her to be happy 😕 there is this big ol spider that lives on my porch, his name is Wilbert. He got many nicknames now. He scares me but he can live with us he just needs to go somewhere else that isn't right above my seat. Ran out of the good stuff, I should cut down but damn I do not want to especially now that its depression season. I've been hanging out in my room instead outside because the weather tis fun. I'm a mobile gamer now 😎 idk if it counts tho its family business because of my family are nerds when it comes to that tho. My coffee has been👌 ❤ my self esteem has been whoo!! Out the roof for some reason no problem with that of course makes my life interesting. I've been decor gaming its beautiful 😍 ok im done now I think. I hope you've been so good and ily and I hope you have a wonderful day etc 💗 💛 💖 💓 💕 ❤

sorry this took so long❤️❤️strawberry is sooo good too if i didnt like banana it wuld be my fave. so u have good taste besides not liking banana flavored stuff🙄oh no r u saying u hate someone connected to ur family? that's so rough. i can't deal w family problems i will blow up always. AND FR THO... i read smth the other day saying she doesn't die in the book. why did he do that..... to cause us PAIN AND SUFFERING that's why. wilbert is such a cute name i love that. i hope he leaves u alone! ok now the stuffs. i've been ok!! i turned in this outline for a paper and added like a disclaimer i'm adhd/autistic and asked a LOTTT of questions and clarification. so don't judge me mrs professor. but then she said my outline was one of the most thorough she'd ever seen🥺😭 i could've died right then. went grocery shopping bc my friends mom is getting knee surgery and it will be hard for her to go after. got my favorite popcorn ever but its the wrong flavor. or maybe they changed it idk. i'm mad as hell tho. its a huge bag it was like $7......um let's see.... i've like completely stopped watching youtube... idk what's wrong with me but its just not doing it for me recently! did i post saying my mom DID get covid or DIDNT? bc she told me she might have it. but then she didn't have it and then like a week later said she did. so i might've posted abt both. boo. i'm trying so hard not to think about it. lastly... this is gonna make me sound like a pampered weirdo but since my friends mom is gettin knee surgery me and my friend are gonna have to do chores right? i can do laundry fine, i'd been meaning to try and help more with that anyway. but also i guess idk how to use their machine and that makes me nervous. but the DISHES. the godforsaken dishes. noooooooo. nonononono. when i was living with my like bio family that was the one chore i never had to do because i would start screaming crying feeling the wet food on the plates. urgh. i think that's the worst sensory thing i've ever experienced. i help put them away but the actual cleaning? even just rinsing them to put in the dishwasher? ❌. anyway idk i was feeling bad abt it today bc we really dont help her out enough around the house. but i guess we are also both disabled and chronically ill.... i still feel bad tho. after the surgery we will do more and i hope even after she recovers we keep helping her out. i used to put the dishes away and split them w my friend but i ended up doing them all most of the time so i got kicked out of the job💀😭