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Dusty cheeks
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this is my local darling
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I mean obviously I love the dedication to safe sex but they really made it sound like herpes was gonna be the end of the world. and then I get it by accident and I've had like. two flares since my infection years ago? and they're so minor now that the first one is over with that it's literally just. oh I took my vitamins and two days later my two little sores are gone.
#this isn't me saying go have unprotected sex and get herpes#just like. they really wanted us to believe in school that people with herpes are grotesque#and live in a constant state of like. melting and disease#i was only like that for two weeks thank you very much
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kenyan sand boa enclosure by Zoe Renee
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nice try but im not using a picrew for some trend when i can just draw it
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prompt # 126
I know I said I was alright with your “vigilante” thing and that I wouldn't tell dad, but if your friends keep poppin' up here in furry suits then I can't be blamed when he inevitably finds out.
#prompt#writing prompt#writing idea#writing inspiration#POV you're a hero#well... a vigilante but you get the idea#hero prompt#implied family#implied funny#implied fluff#implied fluff and crack#lighthearted#heroes and villains prompt#heroes and villains#POV you're a herp but your dad is a villain#your older brother is also a villain#your whole family is or has been villains at least once in their lives#you are the odd one out#spoiler: they love you anyway#POV you think they'll hate you for it
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10 causes of a skin outbreak. #skincare #Herpanacine
#acne#cold sores#herpes#eczema#shingles#healthy#dr wayne diamond#vitamins#healthy living#naturopath#skincare#health#herpanacine#psoriasis#immune support#skin
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Fuck my herp derp life
#my mind#not vent btw just wanted an excuse to say herp derp#le is always living rent free in my head but herp derp not so much#remember that herpity derp derp song?#heehee hoohoo rage comics in my mind everyday forever
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I know like, legally, I shouldn't open other people's mail, but my current roommate's ex who stalked me for like a year still gets mail delivered and I REALLY want to be nosy.
#Limes Blabs#so like the situation is I've known my current roommate for ages n just moved into the place they've lived for a year#and last year they left theor abuser who decided I was partly at fault n started a months-long stalking/harassment campaign#this bitch is crazy and by that i mean genuinely unwell. like she can't legally enter my current state bc she has two warrants out#my roommate owns their home n had to leave it to her when they left. she knocked out every sink; cut wires; tried her best to destroy it#she posts at least a dozen videos every time i post anything on tiktok#her claoms against me include: i was molested by my father. i'm a pedophile. i abused her children. i have herpes.#none of these have a bit of truth to them. her proof for the last one is my acne#like she's just a genuinely unwell person and it's been hell dealing with her shit this past year#i really do wanna be nosy. but y'all don't gotta worry i tossed the mail
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went to let out my dog after a heavy thunderstorm and thought "it smells like frogs out here" and I turn to my right and
and as I pick him up I see another so naturally I think there has to be more out here so I did of course find a couple more
four what I presume to be baby bullfrogs (they all have evidence of recently metamorphed tails and I don't believe I have any green frogs in my pond)
#I haven't seen many herps in a hot minute and this is my reminder that I need to go night helping more cuz amphibians#also in the pond I used to live by we only got red legged frogs + Pacific tree frogs + Cascades frogs#so it's always a treat to see bullfrogs#I'd love to see a big adult one I'll have to actually Go helping soon
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to top off all my sickness bullshit i also have a tongue ulcer :)
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Pastor Paid $2.4 Million To A Woman He Gave HERPES To, STD Friday News (Live)
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holy shit i was taking the trash and recycling to the curb and there was a red sided garter snake under the recycling bin and it scared the shit outta me cuz i thought i stepped on it . i didnt , but whew. wouldve taken a picture if i had my phone on me .
#even after living in this house for 4 years i still havent quite adjusted to finally having herps in the backyard#old house didnt have enough grass or prey for it#txt
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Herpes Zoster is a valid troll name.
#Homestuck#hiveswap#herpes#fantroll#okay I do need a live laugh love sign that says Homestuck Hiveswap Herpes though
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y'all i found the perfect game for me
#if only i was as cool as this on my longboars#kinda hard though when your board has crazy speed wobbles#anyway i said enough junk. time to add in extra tags that really describe this#white#skateboard#radical#cool#awesome#i love my dad#just kidding he's dead#gonorrhea#aids#herpes#nintendo wii#osteoporosis#i live with constant joint pain#wheels#the road#gravel#idfk man#how long can i really keep doing this#who knows#i sure don't#umm#gorillas#canadian#geese#those are my favorite animals#sea foam green#that's my favorite color babyyyy
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why couldnt I have been born in a place where winters aren't 6 months long and little snakes and lizers rove about waiting to be my new friend
#got our first snow this week and i am not fucking ready for winter noo stop it stop it go baCK STOP IT#anyway aside from hating the cold because our winters are so harsh we miss out on a lot of reptiles and amphibians that the states have#wood frogs are the only plentiful herp we got#if you're very very VERY lucky you might find a salamander#or even a garter snake if you know where to look#but you really have to go out of your way to look for them its not something you're gonna wake up to sitting in your driveway#you know that guy in florida that posts videos of himself stomping around the everglades at night snatching up random reptiles#i literally dream of that shit. he is living my dream and every time i remember him i get mad about it again#no joke most of my dreams are about going around and picking up cool bugs and random reptiles and amphibians and getting exited about them#i am a simple man. i see a creature and i wanrt hold.#it is vital for my enrichment to hold a little creater every now and then and the winter is taking. it away from me#blabs#delete later
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