#liu su su

[cloudyysworld]

Xiao Lanhua and Liu Susu:

The "How I turned the stoned-cold war criminal into a malewife and saved everyone's ass" Girl squad

[magekrove]

family portrait lol

[leelajun]

Finally finished this after ages ಥ‿ಥ

☆Twitter Version☆

Original Template by @popipurin

[qiu-yan]

context (from here):

apparently, recently(?) on douyin, a housewife posted about her husband's unhinged reaction after she ate the last 2 swiss rolls out of a box of 8 when her husband and 2 kids had already eaten all the other swiss rolls. the husband's unreasonable response naturally outraged cnetizens. thus, one recent(?) douyin trend has been for women to ask their boyfriends/husbands the following, and then to record the answer: suppose that we get married and have two kids, and then obtain a box of swiss rolls, how should we split them?

anyways here are some of the provided responses from OP's post, put through the SVSSS filter (sorry OP):

[danmomomei]

this took longer than i thought it would

[sairusboom]

TianLiu TianXiLiu!! I'm evolving, guys!

[thirstywaffles]

Guess who drew this instead of doing my thesis haha.....

Template by pompipurin !!

[kahazel]

I love this very serious novel and the its very serious characters. ✨️

[rhiangalaxy]

Shen Jiu and his plant son Shen Yuan <3 (ft. a bonus of YGY and LGG's very different methods of babysitting)

[ID: A Scum Villain Drawing. Shen Jiu holds Shen Yuan is his arms, staring towards the audience with a slightly scary, unamused expression. In his arms, Shen Yuan, dressed in Qing Jing teals and greens, appearing to be around the ages of four-six with a darker skin tone, a mole on his forehead and a green sprout popping out of his head, is gazing and reaching out amazedly at a demonic butterfly. End ID]

[ID: A Scum Villain Drawing. The top half depicts Yue Qingyuan, cradling a Shen Yuan that is wrapped in blankets and smiling. Then leaning in to give him a forehead kiss. The bottom half depicts Liu Qingge lifting SY by the ankle, much to SY's delight, and then moving him around to the back of himself with a faintly amused expression. End ID]

[gaywarcriminals]

Rating Scum Villian characters based on how milfy they are:

Shen (Yuan) Qingqiu: an easy 10/10. You can’t tell your disciplesonwife that you wouldn’t abort him without becoming a milf.

Luo Binghe: and on the opposite end of the spectrum, 0/10! He’s just a little baby. He is 1,000 years younger than shizun and he likes it that way! He’s a wife, but an 18 y/o, husband’s-third-remarriage wife— he’s the same age as his husbands kids from the first wife. no milf vibes to be seen.

Liu Qingge: 1/10. Deep down he might have some parental traits, but as-is he is somewhere between weird (autistic) uncle and half-feral farm cat.

Liu Mingyan: 5/10. She’s still in her larva state of milfdom but someday she will be an excellent Mommy.

Ning Yingying: 3/10. Right now she’s baby and she likes it that way, but she has the bite of authority to her, and maybe in the far flung further she’ll spec into the Dommy Mommy skill tree.

Sha Hualing: 0/10. She’s baby, she’s a brat, she’s going to bite you and have a temper tantrum.

Shang Qinghua: 2/10. I have to give him a few points for being Binghe’s daddy, but we all know he’s a deadbeat dad who ran off with his new wife and left his kids alone with their step mom. The closest he gets to being nurturing is homoerotically saving his sexy OC, which is a Whole Different Thing.

Mobei-Jun: 5/10 for them tiddies.

Yue Qingyuan: 10/10. No I will not be explaining.

Shen Jiu: 9/10 because he’s abusive as only a mother can be 💖

Luo Bingge: -10/10. This man canonically has a fuck ton of kids and I don’t believe he knows any of their names. He is simply too Babygirl to parent 😔. SY come pick him up.

Qi Qingqi: 8/10 step on me mommy

Mu Qingfan: 6/10 I believe he can to unspeakable things to you while shushing you with a gentle smile

Tianlang-Jun: 7/10 for breedability, tits, and nephew raising, small point deduction for fumbling his actual son.

Su Xiyan: 0/10. She’s a Daddy, there’s a difference.

Zhuzhi-lang: -3/10 he is so tiny so small he is just a little guy just a snek

Madam Meiyin: 9/10 I fully believe all those succubi are her daughter-wives who she raises and teaches to hunt and comforts them when their prey gets away—

Six Balls: 6/6 six balls.

[lurkinginnernarrator]

I think there is a deficit of characters watch canon fics in SVSSS. I need the entire cast watching the skinner demon arc. I need them to see white lotus Binghe literally FLIRTING with Shen Yuan and him being, well him. The "am I pleasing to look at?"

Please. People would spit blood. It'd be great.

On a less comedic note, the kindness Shen Yuan shows and all the things he goes through and brushes off. The Holy Mausoleum.

SQQ'S harem would be aghast at what had be done/happened to Shen Yuan and his own thoughts and opinions on the matter.

The transmigration reveal too. And Cumplane dynamic would be delicious. Shen Jiu's past. Yue Qingyuan's 'failure'.

The tragedy of Tianlung-jun and Su Xiyan.

My boy Zhuzhi-lang.

Everyone's like 'my relationship with Shen Qingqiu is so complicated---wait he did what with who for what reason what do you m e a n'

[herzspalter]

SVSSS Washi Tape

For my last piece of merch for this batch, I made my first washi tape design!!

Gonna be available at Herofest 2023 and the online shop afterwards, sometime in late October! <3 I hope you like it!

[cintiri]

I really hate drawing with my finger

[archerdepartures116]

this took really long lmao ( template by pompipurin on twt)

[sneakingpasta]

11 NEW DANMEI LICENSES AND A FINALE!!!! WE FEAST IN 2025

[hyperlinkproxy]

hey so i saw that @wyyvoren assigned scum villain characters to lps and i LOVE lps so i made my own fancast chart! ty for the idea it lit a fire within 10 year old me