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cloudyysworld Ā· 2 years ago
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Xiao Lanhua and Liu Susu:
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The "How I turned the stoned-cold war criminal into a malewife and saved everyone's ass" Girl squad
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magekrove Ā· 26 days ago
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family portrait lol
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leelajun Ā· 9 months ago
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Finally finished this after ages ą²„ā€æą²„
ā˜†Twitter Versionā˜†
Original Template by @popipurin
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danmomomei Ā· 1 year ago
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this took longer than i thought it would
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sairusboom Ā· 6 months ago
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TianLiu TianXiLiu!! I'm evolving, guys!
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thirstywaffles Ā· 9 months ago
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Guess who drew this instead of doing my thesis haha.....
Template by pompipurin !!
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kahazel Ā· 1 year ago
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I love this very serious novel and the its very serious characters. āœØļø
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rhiangalaxy Ā· 2 months ago
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Shen Jiu and his plant son Shen Yuan <3 (ft. a bonus of YGY and LGG's very different methods of babysitting)
[ID: A Scum Villain Drawing. Shen Jiu holds Shen Yuan is his arms, staring towards the audience with a slightly scary, unamused expression. In his arms, Shen Yuan, dressed in Qing Jing teals and greens, appearing to be around the ages of four-six with a darker skin tone, a mole on his forehead and a green sprout popping out of his head, is gazing and reaching out amazedly at a demonic butterfly. End ID]
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[ID: A Scum Villain Drawing. The top half depicts Yue Qingyuan, cradling a Shen Yuan that is wrapped in blankets and smiling. Then leaning in to give him a forehead kiss. The bottom half depicts Liu Qingge lifting SY by the ankle, much to SY's delight, and then moving him around to the back of himself with a faintly amused expression. End ID]
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gaywarcriminals Ā· 1 year ago
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Rating Scum Villian characters based on how milfy they are:
Shen (Yuan) Qingqiu: an easy 10/10. You canā€™t tell your disciplesonwife that you wouldnā€™t abort him without becoming a milf.
Luo Binghe: and on the opposite end of the spectrum, 0/10! Heā€™s just a little baby. He is 1,000 years younger than shizun and he likes it that way! Heā€™s a wife, but an 18 y/o, husbandā€™s-third-remarriage wifeā€” heā€™s the same age as his husbands kids from the first wife. no milf vibes to be seen.
Liu Qingge: 1/10. Deep down he might have some parental traits, but as-is he is somewhere between weird (autistic) uncle and half-feral farm cat.
Liu Mingyan: 5/10. Sheā€™s still in her larva state of milfdom but someday she will be an excellent Mommy.
Ning Yingying: 3/10. Right now sheā€™s baby and she likes it that way, but she has the bite of authority to her, and maybe in the far flung further sheā€™ll spec into the Dommy Mommy skill tree.
Sha Hualing: 0/10. Sheā€™s baby, sheā€™s a brat, sheā€™s going to bite you and have a temper tantrum.
Shang Qinghua: 2/10. I have to give him a few points for being Bingheā€™s daddy, but we all know heā€™s a deadbeat dad who ran off with his new wife and left his kids alone with their step mom. The closest he gets to being nurturing is homoerotically saving his sexy OC, which is a Whole Different Thing.
Mobei-Jun: 5/10 for them tiddies.
Yue Qingyuan: 10/10. No I will not be explaining.
Shen Jiu: 9/10 because heā€™s abusive as only a mother can be šŸ’–
Luo Bingge: -10/10. This man canonically has a fuck ton of kids and I donā€™t believe he knows any of their names. He is simply too Babygirl to parent šŸ˜”. SY come pick him up.
Qi Qingqi: 8/10 step on me mommy
Mu Qingfan: 6/10 I believe he can to unspeakable things to you while shushing you with a gentle smile
Tianlang-Jun: 7/10 for breedability, tits, and nephew raising, small point deduction for fumbling his actual son.
Su Xiyan: 0/10. Sheā€™s a Daddy, thereā€™s a difference.
Zhuzhi-lang: -3/10 he is so tiny so small he is just a little guy just a snek
Madam Meiyin: 9/10 I fully believe all those succubi are her daughter-wives who she raises and teaches to hunt and comforts them when their prey gets awayā€”
Six Balls: 6/6 six balls.
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lurkinginnernarrator Ā· 4 months ago
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I think there is a deficit of characters watch canon fics in SVSSS. I need the entire cast watching the skinner demon arc. I need them to see white lotus Binghe literally FLIRTING with Shen Yuan and him being, well him. The "am I pleasing to look at?"
Please. People would spit blood. It'd be great.
On a less comedic note, the kindness Shen Yuan shows and all the things he goes through and brushes off. The Holy Mausoleum.
SQQ'S harem would be aghast at what had be done/happened to Shen Yuan and his own thoughts and opinions on the matter.
The transmigration reveal too. And Cumplane dynamic would be delicious. Shen Jiu's past. Yue Qingyuan's 'failure'.
The tragedy of Tianlung-jun and Su Xiyan.
My boy Zhuzhi-lang.
Everyone's like 'my relationship with Shen Qingqiu is so complicated---wait he did what with who for what reason what do you m e a n'
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herzspalter Ā· 1 year ago
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SVSSS Washi Tape
For my last piece of merch for this batch, I made my first washi tape design!!
Gonna be available at Herofest 2023 and the online shop afterwards, sometime in late October! <3 I hope you like it!
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archerdepartures116 Ā· 8 months ago
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this took really long lmao ( template by pompipurin on twt)
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sneakingpasta Ā· 2 months ago
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11 NEW DANMEI LICENSES AND A FINALE!!!! WE FEAST IN 2025
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hyperlinkproxy Ā· 1 month ago
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hey so i saw that @wyyvoren assigned scum villain characters to lps and i LOVE lps so i made my own fancast chart! ty for the idea it lit a fire within 10 year old me
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starry-bi-sky Ā· 1 month ago
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Okay so this is almost a direct copy-paste of my earlier reblog but only the Xin Yuan parts, because its long enough to be its own post and i want to share it! It deserves it's own post <3 typical starry stuff to write a 2k word long reblog, unfortunately.
I say almost because I went through to proof read and ended up adding more stuff.
I've been cooking on this idea for the last two days since I saw the Xin Mo!Shen Yuan post but??? I can't find anything on Xin Mo's backstory or how it came to be -- which means that's free fucking plot right there baby. That's a sandbox and im making LIFE SIZED CASTLES. I'm so excited.
The idea of Shen Yuan transmigrating centuries before the events of PIDW as Xin Mo -- but when he wakes up, he's not the sword. He wakes up in the body of a young boy named Xin Yuan. Now it makes sense for this boy to be a demon, but the drama, the intrigue, the spice of Xin Yuan being a human child.
SY wakes up as a boy below the age of ten, and the System tells him where he is, and SY is excited to meet his favorite protagonist -- only to gradually realize that he's like, a thousand years or so before the events of the novel. The rant he gives the system is legendary.
Bc what's the point of getting dropped into PIDW if he's never going to meet his favorite character??? This is a scam! BUT he settles into his new life, he's like, some orphan street rat or some other tragic airplane-esq backstory.
The system gives Shen Yuan his first mandatory quest: become a righteous cultivator. Which was like, kinda his plan/hopes anyways, except! There's like?? No official cultivator sects anywhere? The Cang Qiong Mountain Sect hasn't even been established yet, and there are pockets of cultivators running around, maybe some groups or schools popping up and then sinking back down, but nothing's really taken root!
If he asks someone how to become a cultivator, there's no straight answer. No "oh you can go to X to do that". He's pissed! How can he become a cultivator if there aren't any schools around to teach him? Deus ex machina, that's how.
Out of sheer luck, SY manages to help save a rogue cultivator, and promptly gets adopted by said rogue cultivator, who gives SY the name 'Xin Yuan'. He is ecstatic. And you know what? It's actually pretty fun!
He's getting to travel the world of PIDW in its early stages, and gets to see the building blocks for the eventual main story. He's discovering all this local flora and fauna that are foreign to his old world and unmentioned in the book, and he's learning cultivation! Granted, its unsafe, newly(ish) discovered cultivation, but it counts!
Wistfully, he thinks about perhaps he'll do something grand and get his name carved into legend. Something that would eventually help the protagonist later down the line in his quest for revenge.
The system remains silent to his thoughts.
But Xin Yuan doesn't take much stock in that daydream anyways. It's nothing more than fantasy to him; wish-fulfillment. He does discover however, that he is positively brimming with spiritual energy. Overwhelmingly so.
It's both a blessing and a curse, as it puts a strain on his meridians if he's not careful, and leaves him prone to qi deviations for the exact same reasons. He already has a heart demon or two from a few traumatic experiences in the past.
(bc hey! angst a day keeps the writer sadism at bay, and all that)
I'll say he's about... eight when he gets picked up by the rogue cultivator, who I'm calling Lin Kai bc he deserves a name. They travel around PIDW up until Xin Yuan is twelve, where he goes through a traumatic experience that results in a heart demon.
It's after that that Lin Kai decides to put a stop to his wandering, and find a place to settle down to raise Xin Yuan in. Coincidentally! They settle down in a nice mountain region that's thriving with spiritual energy. The mountains at the time were called something different, but they will be eventually known as the Cang Qiong Mountain Sect
Coincidentally, the mountain Lin Kai and Xin Yuan end up on is Qing Jing Peak. XY does not realize that the mountain he's on is Qing Jing. The System does not tell him. But he likes it there, more than he was expecting. And as much as he's traveled around, he really does enjoy being in one place.
He has a tendency to go down the mountain and help the village setting up down there, and when he's a teenager he starts venturing out more and more.
Xin Yuan forgets sometimes that he's in a novel, especially after settling down on Qing Jing peak. The system becomes remarkably quiet since there's no quests for him to do and not a ton of opportunities to get B-Points. He cultivates with Lin Kai, helps tend to the garden they're growing, goes down to the village to play with the other kids.
There's one boy he's best friends with, a boy whose not all that good with words, named Liu Zhihao. He's got potential for cultivation though, so Xin Yuan drags him up the mountain when he can so that Liu Zhihao can sit in on lessons with Lin Kai. He drags him all over the forest at the foot of the mountain to go look at bugs and animals.
(One time, when they're fourteen and Liu Zhihao has been learning cultivation for a few years now, Xin Yuan drags him out of bed late one night to go look at the stars. Xin Yuan tells Liu Zhihao about ascension -- something that still feels like a far off dream to many in this time -- that night, while they're sitting on the wet grass.)
("We should ascend together." Xin Yuan tells Liu Zhihao, jade eyes gleaming. Never let it be said that Xin Yuan doesn't love deeply, no matter what kind of love it is. He was always so lonely as Shen Yuan, Liu Zhihao is his best friend. "We'll become immortals, and then we won't ascend until the other is able to.")
(Liu Zhihao stares at him silently, his face unreadable. Then, quietly, he asks; "Promise?")
("Promise.")
When he starts adventuring outwards, further away from the mountain and the village, Liu Zhihao sticks to him like rice. Not that Xin Yuan's complaining, that's his best friend after all, and Liu Zhihao has become a formidable cultivator. He deserves to show off his skills.
He starts making something of a name for himself by the time he's, like, 18 -- although that name is in its baby steps, along with Liu Zhihao. They're slowly growing renown.
Perhaps XY uses his knowledge of PIDW and cultivation in general to help make advancements in the cultivation field. Although the system prevents him from sharing too much, it doesn't mean he can't practice it himself. Perhaps he's one of the first cultivators to develop a golden core. One of the first known immortal cultivators. One of the first to have a spirit sword.
(Although I don't know the logistics of any of this since my knowledge on xanxia/cultivation stuff in general is all still pretty new and google wasn't all that helpful lol.)
Either way, its my excuse to eventually make Xin Yuan come across as ethereal to other people. Peerless beauty SY for the win. Hs wifebeam is too strong, Xin Yuan has a line of suitors following after him and he's completely unaware of it. The rest of history is not.
Demon realm stuff has been stirring up since Xin Yuan was a kid, but at the time it was rare and in the beginning stages. Its been steadily ramping up and the system is sending him on more and more treacherous quests -- some of them mandatory, some optional. SY doesn't often take the optional ones unless it comes with a sufficient B-point reward.
for all intents and purposes though, he's a wandering rogue cultivator with Liu Zhihao, going from place to place to either help a town or village, or to discover more creatures or artifacts (although there aren't that many). Just all around living his life. He participates in a few major quest lines that are sure to get him mentioned in legend, even if it's a background character way.
(Unbeknownst to him, rather than being a side character in these legends, he's named directly. You can't become one of the first immortal cultivators and NOT get name dropped for clout.)
He has a spirit sword named Shā MĆ³, (Ꝁ shā - to kill/weaken/counteract/reduce) (魔 mĆ³ - evil spirit, demon, possession). He routinely goes back to QJP to see Lin Kai, or to rest when traveling has worn down on him and he wants nothing more than to sleep somewhere he knows he'll be safe in. It becomes more frequent as Xin Yuan becomes more famous. Liu Zhihao often comes with him.
it all comes to a head though when the rifts between the demonic realm and the human realm become too great, and the balance between both realms becomes unstable. A demonic emperor's influence, wanting to merge the two realms so he could conquer both to satiate his own greed.
Typical evil king stuff. This comes to a climatic head in a great battle between every cultivator available and the demon emperor's army. Xin Yuan was one of the many who helped lead the charge.
In the end, it was Xin Yuan who ends up defeating the demonic emperor, but the rift that the emperor used to cross between worlds is destabilizing as well. Except instead of trying to close, it's getting bigger and bigger, threatening to swallow the heavens and earth and demonic realm whole.
You know how Yue Qingyuan's soul is bonded to his sword due to a qi deviation? Let's take it a step further >:)
Xin Yuan uses himself and Shā MĆ³ to close the rift. However, it takes all of his spiritual energy to do so, as well as him filtering the demonic qi into his body to redirect it back to the demon realm.
In the end, Xin Yuan and his beloved sword Shā MĆ³ fuse. Xin Yuan's soul becomes trapped in the sword. His physical body is unable to handle the immense amount of power it takes to close the rift, and is destroyed. He is immortalized in legend by his grieving cultivators.
(Liu Zhihao ends up ascending alone. He ascends with the hope that one day he'll see Xin Yuan again, even if it's in the face of someone else. Lin Kai does not ascend, too weighed down by the grief of losing his son.)
Xin Yuan, now Xin Mo, falls into a stasis. He's very confused and disorientated when he regains 'consciousness'. The system has been silent for most of his life, only popping up to give him mandatory quests, hints, points, or to answer any questions.
But once he wakes up, it cheerfully pops up again, congratulating him on completing the origin story of Xin Mo. SY freaks the fuck out. he'd shake the system screen if he could, but he doesn't have arms. or legs. or eyes for that matter.
He can sense his surroundings, but its all like imprints to him. He can sense the energies, but he can't see anything. It's all very disorientating and horrifying after years of being human. Like a sensory deprivation chamber.
The closing of the rift and the cycling demonic qi tainted both Sha Mo and Xin Yuan irreparably, and it did some kind of damage that resulted in SY needing to feed in order to use the spiritual powers. Kinda like how Xuan Su uses YQY's life force for it's spiritual energy, but instead of feeding on his own lifeforce, Xin Mo feeds on others.
The rest is history. Xin Mo is originally tied to the story of Xin Yuan -- believed to be all that remained of the man after he sacrificed himself to keep the realms separate. It's believed that the force of the realms closing permanently infused Sha Mo with demonic energy, turning it into Xin Mo.
But, like many stories do when faced against the tide of time, things get lost; chipped off; changed. Xin Mo is steadily separated from Xin Yuan, especially once it becomes clear how parasitic the sword really is, until they are all but separate entities themselves and the origin of Xin Mo's creation all but forgotten.
The years blur together when Xin Mo is not being wielded, and at first Xin Yuan was agonized by the fact that he stole the lives of all his wielders. He knows it's only a novel, but his decades spent in this life have softened him, and he's grown attached to the world around him.
But time erodes the mind like water erodes stone, and he becomes numb to it, then eventually anticipating of it. He forces himself to remember what he knows of PIDW's plot, and kinda fixates back on his old obsession on Luo Binghe. But while PIDW stays in his mind, his memories as Xin Yuan fall to the wayside.
Not forgotten, per se, but... tucked away. The system prevents him from forgetting fully.
Xin Mo isn't fully a demonic sword either i think, but instead harbors an ugly cocktail of both spiritual and demonic qi. Special circumstances and all that. Everyone just assumes he's a fully demonic sword because that's usually at the forefront, his spiritual qi weakened from the initial fusion and from years of not being fed spiritual qi. It's part of the reason his wielders always end up destroyed by him, other than the whole, yk, 'overwhelming qi' thing.
Nobody would recognize Xin Mo's human form as Xin Yuan other than some truly ancient demons. Of which Meng Mo might. But even that's iffy because there's a lack of surviving paintings of Xin Yuan, but also because of XM's demonic appearance and supposed lack of connection to XY.
Xin Mo has never spoken to his wielders before, not in the same way he does Luo Binghe. He tells Luo Binghe this, and he also tells Luo Binghe down the line that he is both spiritual and demonic -- something he also never told his wielders because there was no point to it.
okay okay i've got to end it here because its already gotten ridiculously long -- of which im both apologetic and unapologetic for -- but i DO think the Shang Qinghua and Shen Yuan meeting (and reveal) would be fucking hilarious. Especially if SY has learned how to pop between sword form and human form by then -- although i guess it doesnt matter either way because SQH's reaction is still the same.
And that reaction is internally screaming and going "hey what the FUCK?? WHY DOES XIN MO HAVE A HUMAN FORM??? WHAT IS THIS??? SYSTEM??? EXPLAIN???"
meanwhile from his place on the sword hilt xin mo is squinting at Shang Qinghua in bewilderment and going "aren't you supposed to be dead" but doesn't pay too much mind to it because its not like its going to change anything.
...up until he catches shang qinghua going "WTF" silently from his little corner while all eyes are off him. One moment SQH is standing beside his king, and the next he's been tackled to the ground by one wild-eyed, human-shaped Xin Mo.
everyone, including SQH, thinks Xin Mo is going to kill him. It is a surprise to everyone when he does not, and instead dissolves into deranged, uncontrollable laughter after spitting out some phrase in some ancient tongue and watching SQH's eyes grow wide in recognition.
#svsss au#svsss#scum villain au#scum villain#scum villain self saving system#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#luo binghe#liu zhihao is indeed based off liu qingge. i am a multishipper at heart and liushen is a delicious ship. XY and LZ i think were very devote#to each other regardless of if it was romantic or platonic. they're besties! and im a sucker for devotion in all aspects. its neat :)#XM eventually tells LBH about how he used to be human once and he tells him about his Xiao Zhi. and that he hopes Xiao Zhi was able to reac#ascension in his absence. LBH silently seethes with jealousy and abandonment issues a mile wide. he asks XM if he misses him. XM gets this#unreadable distant look on his face that makes him look far more mortal than is comfortable. then he mutters 'yes.' LBH hates it#Cang Qiong sect gets miraculously spared by Luo Binghe on account of 'my demonic sword grew up here and he'd be upset if i ruined it'#does LZH look like LQG? ...i want to say yes bc itd be crime to derive SY of LQG's beauty even if he never knows what LQG looks like#imagine XM as human coming to clash with YQY. he takes one look at YQY. then at Xuan Su. before going 'we're alike. you and i.'#rip SQH. executed for the crime of *checks scroll* making XM laugh before Binghe could. making XM laugh at all actually#XM is usually very reserved and restrained but for the first time in a thousand years he's met someone just like him. the emotional rush#is intense. SQH asks him later how long he's been Xin Mo. expecting like. at LEAST a few years now or after him but then XM blinks at him#and then mutters something about how he's lost track of time. oh hey btw what year it is??? he forgot to ask. SQH tells him and Xin Mo says#'oh! about a thousand years now' 'WHAT' and XM tells him about being Xin Yuan which SQH was not expecting. whether thats because#he genuinely wasnt expecting it or it was part of his outline or an idea he messed around with and didnt expect to make it into the world#SQH tells him about the legend of Xin Yuan. XM is stunned. he asks about Liu Zhihao. LZH made it into legend too. which XM is very#pleased by. 'good. he deserves it for all the hard work he put in.'
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phoenixkaptain Ā· 2 years ago
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I have So Many thoughts about Scum Villain I have so many feelings I am overflowing with Them I am drowning in it I am dying
Shen Qingqiu telling everyone (including himself!) that he didnā€™t mourn for Binghe, okay? He did not mourn for him! He just repaired his first sword and buried it in his back garden so he could sit by it for hours at a time! He just felt so guilty that he concocted an entire elaborate ploy to off himself but still live so that Luo Binghe could get revenge on him! He just stopped eating because he didnā€™t have to eat in the first place and food tastes bland when itā€™s not made by Binghe! He called out Bingheā€™s name and compared Gongyi Xiao to Binghe and thought about Binghe at least once every three sentences, but he was Not mourning! He was just vibing, okay, you donā€™t get it-
The extra where Shen Qingqiu sees Luo Binghe during the five years he was dead. And Luo Binghe is working diligently and always busy and makes food everyday like heā€™s waiting for Shen Qingqiu to wake up. And he says he doesnā€™t know how much longer he can take it, but he takes it for years and wouldā€™ve taken it for even longer if he had to. And he holds Shen Qingqiuā€™s body to feed him qi and Shen Qingqiu recognizes it as the way he held Luo Binghe when he got hurt. And even though loterally everyone thought Luo Binghe was doing awful things to Shen Qingqiuā€™s body, all evidence points to him just holding it. Luo Binghe never touched Shen Qingqiu inappropriately and he was so sad and he was so broken.
The part where Luo Binghe says ā€œTheoretically, how would someone go about showing another person that they have strong feelings for them?ā€
Mobei-jun: ā€œHave you tried beating him up three times a day?ā€
Luo Binghe: ā€œMobei-jun, you are uninvited from answering.ā€
Shang Qinghua thinking about Peerless Cucumber everytime he gets insulted and getting nostalgic about it, but then pretending he only ā€œjust rememberedā€ the username when he actually meets Shen Qingqiu and finds out heā€™s the one Shang Qinghua has been fondly remembering for literal years. You only remembered just barely, huh, Shang Qinghua? Yeah, okay, sureā€¦
Shen Qingqiu was purposefully pretending to be stupid so that Liu Qingge would beat up his own Bai Zhan Peak disciples. Shen Qingqiu finds out they were bullying Luo Binghe and vows to get revenge, he was purposefully playing dumb so that Liu Qingge would volunteer someone to come up and then heā€™d go, ā€œwhoop, haha, silly me, you were right, Shidi :)ā€
Shang Qinghua comes back from a trip and everyone is talking about how weird Shen Qingqiu is acting and heā€™s like ā€œWhat? What happened? How is he acting strange?ā€ and Yue Qingyuan replies ā€œHe had a peaceful conversation with me for two hoursā€ and Shang Qinghua immediately goes ā€œHeā€™s cursed, heā€™s definitely cursed, is he dying??ā€
Everyone else: ā€œShen-shixiong is being nice to usā€¦ā€
Yue Qingyuan: ā€œIs there any way to get Shen-shidi back to normal?ā€
Everyone else, internally: ā€œMaybe, but Iā€™m not looking for it.ā€
The entire Holy Mausoleum section. Itā€™s stuck with me for two years. I love all of it. From beginning to end. The entire section, the moment Shen Qingqiu wakes up in a coffin to the moment Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe get out. All of it. Every single thing that happens is comedy gold and I will never get over it.
But of course there are highlights.
Shen Qingqiu, knocking on a coffin he canā€™t open, trying to hide from the things wandering around trying to kill him: ā€œExcuse me, may I come in?ā€
Tianlang-jun, inside that coffin: ā€œSure.ā€
Shen Qingqiu just casually carting his boy Binghe around. Hanging out. Trying not to die. Getting stabbed multiple times and having plants grow out of his legs. The usual.
The Old Huan Hua Palace Master being a human stick. At first, Shen Qingqiu is like ā€œomg Binghe is insane.ā€ Then, after the Old Palace Master acts creepy towards Binghe and kind of implies creepiness about Bingheā€™s mom, Shen Qingqiu goes: ā€œNo, wait, yeah, this guy deserves this and worse.ā€
Shen Qingqiu: sits up in his coffin
Meng Mo: ā€œI canā€™t help you wake up Luo Binghe.ā€
Shen Qingqiu: lays back down in his coffin
Meng Mo: ā€œWhat are you- Are you going back to sleep?!ā€
Shen Qingqiu calling Zhuzhi-lang ā€œXizhi-langā€ and Zhuzhi-lang tripping over his own feet then just sighing and letting him do whatever
Tianlang-jun: ā€œWhy do you know so much about the Holy Mausoleum?ā€
Shen Qingqiu:
Shen Qingqiu: ā€œLOOK a DISTRACTION!ā€
Luo Binghe: ā€œWhy do you know so much about the Holy Mausoleum?ā€
Shen Qingqiu: ā€œI read about it in one of Qing Jing Peakā€™s books.ā€
Luo Binghe, previous head disciple who has all of the books that have ever been on Qing Jing Peak memorised: ā€œI see. I donā€™t recall that one.ā€
Shen Qingqiu:
Shen Qingqiu: ā€œOh hey look, a distraction-ā€œ
Tianlang-jun asking Shen Qingqiu to help him up and then his arm popping off.
Tianlang-jun just generally being the weirdest fucking guy. Tries to be a wingman for his nephew. Helped conspire with his nephew to bring a dead guy back to life. Has been stuck under a mountain and says it was for ten years, despite the fact that it was almost certainly longer than that. Sings the song about Shen Qingqiu fucking his son and then bluntly asks ā€œDid you fuck my son?ā€ Says ā€œI was looking forward to meeting youā€ specifically because of the song about Shen Qingqiu fucking his son.
Tianlang-jun, just in general, is one of my favourite parts of Scum Villain. Like, heā€™s soā€¦ heā€™s my poor little meow meow. He is my scrungly. He literally falls apart and is just kind of like ā€œAgain? Dang.ā€ A bunch of cultivators show up to thwart him and heā€™s like ā€œI expected more of you.ā€ He realizes that Shen Qingqiu, Zhuzhi-lang, and Luo Binghe were all in the same bed together and is like ā€œDoes Shen Qingqiu always need two others?ā€ He walks in on that scene, only seeing Zhuzhi-lang and Shen Qingqiu, and says ā€œContinue, please, donā€™t let me interrupt.ā€ Finds out his wifey wasnā€™t apart of the plot to trap him under the mountain and even tried to save him and immediately melts like the marshmallow-hearted maiden he is.
Pre-trapped-under-a-mountain Tianlang-jun is a treat too. Finds his nephew and immediately says ā€œYouā€™re so ugly. Have a bunch of soldiers and land. Bye.ā€ Meets Su Xiyan and becomes insufferable. ā€œZhuzhi-lang, am I ugly? Zhuzhi-lang, donā€™t you think my face is worth more than two silver pieces? Zhuzhi-lang, human women are so different than what Iā€™ve read. Zhuzhi-lang, be honest, am I obnoxious?ā€ He literally tries to barter over how attractive his face is and is legitimately pleased when Su Xiyan says itā€™s worth a gold coin. Zhuzhi-lang describes him as being the sugar baby and Su Xiyan being his sugar daddy, but Tianlang-jun not only doesnā€™t mind, he even seems to enjoy it. Zhuzhi-lang describes him as a pure-hearted maiden falling for a roguish cultivator. Zhuzhi-lang has the terrible realization that, in his own metaphor, heā€™s the handmaiden who follows her innocent lady around trying to keep her out of trouble.
My favourite part will always be the reveal though. The reveal that, after a whole novel dreading it, Luo Binghe is the antagonist. Luo Binghe purposefully led these cultivators and monks and priests to Tianlang-jun and let them all think Tianlang-jun was the one fuelling Xin Mo. Tianlang-jun says ā€œI canā€™t even fuel Zhuzhi-langā€™s human form, how could I fuel Xin Mo?ā€ and everyone feels like they were thrust under cold water. Luo Binghe stands there and smiles and adjusts his sleeves and doesnā€™t care because none of these cultivators can touch him, most of them were taken out during the fight with Tianlang-jun, and Luo Binghe has basically already won.
He says that he hates Shen Qingqiu choosing others over him. Shen Qingqiu always chooses someone or something else. Shen Qingqiu always leaves when he asks him to stay. Luo Binnghe says that heā€™s going to make sure Shen Qingqiu has no other choice. If Luo Binghe isnā€™t his first choice, then Binghe will become his only choice. Heā€™s willing to destroy the human realm and the demon realm both so that Shen Qingqiu will only be able to choose him.
One of the monks is like ā€œThatā€™s kind of fucked up. Youā€™re just going to make him hate you.ā€
Luo Binghe: ā€œShizun can hate me all he wants, as long as he never leaves. And he wonā€™t be able to leave.ā€
Luo Binghe is the ultimate villain. He is literally unstoppable. He is almost totally unkillable. Heā€™s the final boss, but heā€™s a boss whoā€™s always scripted to win. Heā€™s more powerful than all of them combined and heā€™s gone actually insane because he canā€™t control Xin Mo. Xin Mo is feeding all his insecurities and Luo Binhe decided that the cure was to tie Shen Qingqiu to him with a leash too tight to escape.
He is absolutely terrifying, in this moment. Heā€™s insane. Heā€™s outright telling everyone that heā€™s destroying everything they love because if he doesnā€™t, Shen Qingqiu might choose one of them over him.
Heā€™s - so - cool!
Luo Binghe is always cool, heā€™s so badass, but this moment just cements how absolutely unhinged he is!! He is insane!! He is manipulative and silver-tongued and adaptable!! He is grabbing the narrative with both hands and forcing it to be the way he wants it to be! Heā€™s so cool, heā€™s so very cool, and I get chills when I read this part, heā€™s too cool!!
And Iā€™ve already made a long post about how meaningful it is that Shen Qingqiu ultimately does choose Luo Binghe. Even out of a world-ending event, he still chooses Luo Binghe. Shen Qingqiu only didnā€™t choose him before because he didnā€™t know that was an option. For the rest of the novel and all the extras that take place post-canon, he seeks out Binghe. Heā€™s the sticky one.
He says he hurt Luo Bingheā€™s feelings by saying he didnā€™t want to sleep in his bed and heā€™s upset because he was going to give in if Binghe just pushed a bit further! He thinks Binghe is in danger and takes him to Qing Jing Peak and tells everyone not to bully him and tells Luo Binghe that he can beat up the Bai Zhan Peak disciples as much as he wants, as long as they donā€™t die. He patches him up and just generally sticks to him. In the extra where Binghe shrinks, he takes baby Binghe everywhere. He holds his hand and heā€™s obsessed with how cute he is and he canā€™t get over how cute he is and he wants to show off to everyone else how cute he is. Heā€™s having the time of his life, and only gets upset when everyone thinks baby Binghe is his child because Luo Binghe is at least eight, when would he have had him? And heā€™s a man, that too.
(Ming Fan: ā€œI just assumed Luo Binghe was a demon and demons could do what they wanted.ā€)
Shen Qingqiu travels everywhere with Binghe and teases Binghe and likes admiring Binghe because Binghe is so handsome and charming and wonderful and-
The succubus extra where he goes to a succubusā€™ cave with Liu Qingge and is too flustered to look at the naked women everywhere and is very impressed by Liu Qinggeā€™s disinterest in all of them. Gets his fortune read because he thought it might be fun and is like ā€œā€¦yeah, okay, sure, like this is trueā€ and it turns out to be completely true. Thinks Madam Meiyin is weird because she never even officially joined Bingheā€™s harem, what a weirdo, who wouldnā€™t want to join Bingheā€™s harem? Pushes Liu Qingge into a pond to help him get over sex pollen.
Shen Qingqiu is such a madlad. He transmigrates and is like ā€œIā€™m not going to be stupid and panic and make everyone suspicious of me šŸ™„ā€ then becomes the most suspicious man on the planet by treating his martial siblings and disciples slightly better than dirt. Heā€™s as obsessed with Luo Binghe as Binghe is with him, but pretends (poorly) that he isnā€™t. Agrees to do what Binghe wants to do while admitting that Binghe is definitely manipulating him, but Binghe is so cute, how can he say no? Thinks his little white lotus disciple is as pure as a maiden while Luo Binghe is over there desperately trying not to get a boner.
Shen Qingqiu never figures out that Luo Binghe messed up excersizes on purpose as an excuse to cling to him. It doesnā€™t even cross his mind. He thinks Luo Binghe was just clumsy. He thinks itā€™s a bit weird, since Luo Binghe is so good as everything else, but figures itā€™s just something Binghe was going through. Literally never crosses his mind that it was purposeful. Doesnā€™t even pop up as an option. He remains completely oblivious to that, even after Luo Binghe literally tells him heā€™s been horny for him since he was a disciple. Shen Qingqiu just does not realize.
I also really like MoShang, I promise, I find their dynamic to be honestly quite sweet, especially since Mobei-jun is just a spoiled princess who isnā€™t used to having to ask for what he wants. Luo Binghe and Mobei-jun respect each other and might even be a bit fond of each other, but good God, Mobei-jun, do not give me romantic advice, I swear. Shang Qinghua is constantly like ā€œCucumber-bro is so stupid, how can he not notice Bingheā€™s feelings?ā€ and Mobei-jun is behind him slowly counting to five thousand in an attempt not to punch anymore holes through the walls. Great dynamic, 10/10, at least Shen Qingqiu eventually realizes that Bingheā€™s into him, Shang Qinghua doesnā€™t get the hint.
I like Yue Qingyuan being like ā€œMy sword is my life. Quite literally, it is my life. Accidentally combined my life force in my sword, whoops, now I lose a few years everytime I pull my sword out ĀÆ\ _(惄)_/ĀÆā€
Qi Qingqi is constantly like ā€œShen Qingqiu, the most annoying man I know. I would sell him for a half-eaten, unsalted tortilla chip. I hate this manā€™s guts. He is staring at my darling prized disciple but not even in a horny way. He is obsessed with Luo Binghe and never stops bragging about him. He acts like heā€™s delicate just to get out of having to ride a horse. Heā€™s so lame, so cringe, a loser, the worst.ā€ And near the end sheā€™s like ā€œI guess Shen-shixiong isnā€™t actually the absolute worst man ever- What do you mean he chose to date the heavenly demon disciple who not only caused him to die, but also threatened to destroy the entire world and everyone on it?! Shen Qingqiu is the stupidest piece of shit man I swear Iā€™m going to murder him with my bare hands and no body will blame me, theyā€™ll probably thank me-ā€œ
Mu Qingfang: ā€œShen-shixiong is beingā€¦ kind to me? Shen-shixiongā€¦ smiled? Shen-shixiong isā€¦ being the most reckless man alive, oh no, Shen-shixiong, no!ā€
Liu Qingge, hanging up pictures of Shen Qingqiu: ā€œI hate Shen Qingqiu.ā€
All of Luo Bingheā€™s wives are in sorry states. Well, all of them aside from Ning Yingying, who is living her best life as number two Shizun supporter (number one is Luo Binghe), and Liu Mingyan, who is also living her best life, but by writing porn about her brotherā€™s closest (read: only) friend and a demon. Sha Hualing is in constant suffering because Luo Binghe is a tyrant and also had the gall to ask her for advice on getting into another manā€™s pants. The Little Palace Mistress was certainly very rude, but Luo Binghe threw her emotional support whip into acid. Thatā€™s a bit rude. The others are either dead or Luo Binghe just never notices him because heā€™s too distracted trying to woo Shen Qingqiu.
Ning Yingying and Liu Mingyan got off lucky. Ning Yingying, especially, really drew the luckiest lot. She went from an airhead who accidentally said things that got her buddy in trouble to a talented cultivator who purposefully says things that get her into fights. Love her picking fights with anyone who badmouths her Shizun. She tried so hard to share the number 1 Shizun fan spot with Luo Binghe, but probably decided that she didnā€™t want to die and backed off. She apologizes to Luo Binghe because she knows he likes to be the only one to clean Shen Qingqiuā€™s house. The bestest girl.
Speaking of Bing-ge, I love him. That should be obvious (I wrote a whole fic just to let him be happy) but I really like him. I like when he says ā€œIs this about last time we met? It was on me, Shizun, I swearā€¦ā€ like he didnā€™t rip Shen Qingqiuā€™s arm off. I like when heā€™s fucking pissed that heā€™s losing and furious that itā€™s to this weaker, insignificant version of himself who is happy and in love and Shen Qingqiu cares about him and he got to taste that, just briefly, just barely he got to taste how it felt to be loved by Shen Qingqiu, only for a day, he got to feel an ounce of the easy affection and love that didnā€™t have to lead to sex and that was protective of him instead of expecting him to be protective of them. Shen Qingqiu didnā€™t expect him to be the strong one, didnā€™t expect him to be the powerful demon lord, had no expectations at all aside from expecting affection.
And he says ā€œCome with meā€ like heā€™s begging for it. He doesnā€™t understand. He feels like itā€™s unfair that he didnā€™t get a loving Shizun. He wants that love. He wants to be chosen. And, ultimately, he leaves, but it just left an impact on me. The way he expected to find a catch but only found that Shen Qingqiu was willing to die for him.
Anyway, all that said, Scum Villainā€™s pretty okay. I only lie awake thinking about it occasionally. Itā€™s alright.
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