#little nightmares incorrect quote

[purplemninja]

What if pre-VLN Six met post-LN1 Six?

Also @incorrect-nightmares quote

[serivory]

A funny but cute Mono & RK (Fib, Feo) scenario inspired by an inc. quote.

Feo: *Douses a cup of tea he was making for Fib with a three tablespoons of salt to mess with him.*

Fib: *Drinks it.*

Fib:

Fib: *Downs the whole cup in one go.*

Feo:

Feo: Wasn’t it disgusting?

Fib: Well, I didn’t wanna hurt your feelings.

Feo:

Feo: QvQ

[whotfelsewantedtobelynnyx]

(ONE) MORE AGATHA ALL ALONG INCORRECT QUOTE BECAUSE THIS ONE MADE ME SNORT SO HARD MY NOSE STARTED BLEEDING*

*just kidding my nose was bleeding because my dog punched me in the face.

Disclaimer: I don’t speak any of the languages below and used google translate/online dictionaries. Judge me now.

*the coven, all lounging around and relaxing in various positions*

Lilia, sitting bolt upright from a dead sleep and scaring the crap out of everyone: Persi li cigni-!

Agatha, nearly knocking Rio over: Quid INFERNUM-

Alice, falling off of Jen’s lap: 发生什么���了?

Rio, completely unfazed: ¿Por qué estamos gritando?

Teen, whispering to Jen: …do you have any idea what’s going on?

Jen, picking Alice up off the ground: I generally don’t.

[flowerscentedartist]

Nightmare: Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

Dust: Make his dick hard not his life.

Error: Break her bed not her heart.

Killer: Play with her boobs not her feelings.

Cross: Get on his dick not his nerves.

Horror: Always salt your pasta while boiling it.

[uncorrectintamed]

Wei Wuxian: Chillax!

Jiang Cheng: That's not a word!

Wei Wuxian: Sometimes those who deny chillax are the ones who need to chillax the most.

[incorrect-nightmares]

(Based on real events that happened while I was playing)

The Lady, pointing at a table: "So you saw the child go under here...

*points to a table across the room*

...And you decided to check under there?"

Chefs: *nod*

The Lady: ...Why do I pay you?

[decay-1]

(I don't like using y/n so [name] it is)

Six , whispering to Mono, who’s on the phone with [name] : Ask them something!

Mono: How are you feeling?

[name] : great.

Six : Something personal!

Mono: At what age did you first get your period?

₆⁶₆ 𖤐 ₆⁶₆ ₆⁶₆ 𖤐 ₆⁶₆ ₆⁶₆ 𖤐 ₆⁶₆

[name] : In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Mono: Wasn't Six with you?

Six: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

₆⁶₆ 𖤐 ₆⁶₆ ₆⁶₆ 𖤐 ₆⁶₆ ₆⁶₆ 𖤐 ₆⁶₆

[name] : Mono, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Mono: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later

[name] : Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Six.

[electric-plants]

cyno: what do you think alhaitham is so pretty for

tighnari: aww cyno do you have a crush—

cyno: personally i think it’s a distraction tactic. he knows i find him pretty he HAS to. he’s trying to skew our arguments in his favor.

tighnari: uh yeah i don’t think—

cyno: have you noticed how pale and sickly he’s looked lately?? that’s on purpose too. he’s making himself look ill so i’ll want to stop debating to lovingly take care of him, the crafty bastard

[shadowgirl-10]

Noone: What does ‘take out’ mean?

Runaway Kid: Food!

Raincoat Girl: Dating!

Mono: Murder.

Six: Can be all three if you’re not a coward

[anxiousandpessimistic]

*Wylan waking up,Breathing heavily* Jesper: Wylan are you ok? Wylan: Yeah just had a nightmare where i was something horrible Jesper: What were you ? Wylan: A heterosexual

[whatdoesthequeersay]

*Mono and Six skipping stones on lake* Mono: It’s such a beautiful evening. Six, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

[remadra]

Been watching The Good Place while practicing expressions again.

[accio-sabrina]

Mai: I’ve got a few knives up my sleeve.

Aang: I think you mean cards.

Zuko: She does not.

Mai, pulling out knives: I do not.

[flowerscentedartist]

Cashier: Aww. What a cute little one you are!

Child!Nightmare: I wan you to tie!

Cashier: You want me to tie your shoes?

Dream: He means he wants you to die

Cashier:

Cashier: oh

Child!Nightmare: *cute childish giggles*

[incorrect-nightmares]

mono: what’s worse than being betrayed by a friend?

RK: stepping on a nome by accident and not being able to explain that you’re sorry

[decay-1]

Six: you ever get so tired you start seeing nomes?

Mono: me when I take 17 benadryl and start seeing the thin man

Six: the what?

Mono: oh is this not a safe space suddenly?