#little!house

[agerefandomrambles]

House plays doctor while little. But it's like

House: looking at stuffie and very seriously pulling the pretend stethoscope away. "I'm afraid you have a rare form of bone cancer. It's terminal and untreatable :(

Wilson: waves a magic wand. "Oh look at that (insert stuffies name here (probably one of the duckling)) is healed!"

House: "That's NOT how this works!" Throws a tantrum.

[littlewaxwing]

Little Greg House!

I hc him as being a switch and having a wide age range (0-16). I'll be making age specific and a CG House boards.

[immeasurablesaladagere]

hai can I have some headcanons of ways cg Wilson would cheer up a really upset Little House (maybe featuring Kitty again :) also fyi kitty actually uses he/him pronouns)

- @tummy-rubs-for-wilson-pup 🐾

Absolutely! Also dang, I was debating while I was writing if Kitty was a boy or a girl and was like "ehhh girl??" and I lost the coin flip, rip

House doesn't like to be coddled when he's upset. If he feels like he's being babied too much then it just makes him more upset, which makes comforting him a little bit more difficult than with other littles like Chase or Cameron, who are basically desperate for physical and emotional comfort. It's a line Wilson has learned to walk after many, many outbursts, and he's got it down pretty solid now.

Wilson basically has to trick him into being comforted using master manipulation (Kitty and/or a show or movie) and small touches like a back rub, a hand on the shoulder or knee, and very occasionally hugs or scratches on the back of his neck.

House has trouble with destructive behaviour when he's upset, either to himself or objects (but not other people), so sometimes Wilson will just calmly walk up to him and hold onto his wrists or arms and squeeze. The pressure is grounding and it stops him from doing something destructive because he won't fight Wilson.

Kitty is the Comfort Object 100%. He carries it around religiously and it's a quick trick for redirecting/grounding because of the fur texture and comfort it brings.

Scooby Doo. It's mystery-solving children's media that House can focus on and actively try to solve which keeps his brain busy.

When House does allow it, Wilson has very nice bear-hugs. The warm kind that make you feel like you're being protected from all sides kinda deal. Makes soft little "Shh, shh" sounds that are barely audible but are just loud enough to be white noise.

James Wilson, Warm-Milk-Advocate.

Deep pressure therapy! Again, when allowed by House, a really tight squeeze is really calming to him.

Little House laughs at videos of babies falling over, without fail. If Wilson wants a smile he just has to put on America's Funniest Home Videos.

[aew-kun-age-regression]

Regressor!House would 100% say "uh huh" and "nu uh" in 'arguments' (not really arguments but still) to prove his points. 😂🫶🏻 (Tbf Caregiver!House probably does the same to prove his points to Chase and get him to listen to what he says)

[adhdbisexualramblings]

✨How are they different when they regress?

and

❤️Who knows about their regression?

for Chase or House (or both)

(yeah it's me again i just really loved your other answer 😅)

Double-whammy! It’s both!

(Plus MORE general headcanons! I’ve only known regressor!House for a few hours but I love him)

House (caregiver: Wilson):

✨ Greg is…quiet. Practically nonverbal. If he wants Wilson’s attention, he’ll often just walk to wherever he is and stare at him until he notices (and likely freaks out because Greg can be very silent). That or he’ll gesture to what he wants. When he’s older (around 10), he’ll speak up more, but mainly for casual conversation. He’s detached from his usual grumpiness and quick wit. (In fact, him playing with his monster truck is when the house is loudest.)

(Impure regression mentioned!!) He’s, for lack of a more encompassing word, a crybaby. He didn’t used to be by any means, especially since he was usually hit with the very negative, terrified parts of regression and was scared of being bad. But Wilson convinced him he wouldn’t get mad or reprimand for something like basic human emotions. Since then, Greg has cried a lot. He has a lot of trouble understanding why his leg always hurts, which has caused a few tantrums. They’re still quiet sobs, but he allows Wilson to help him through it now.

He’s also interested in space, and is content watching a TV documentary about the universe silently with wide curious eyes for hours until it’s time to eat or bedtime.

Praise isn’t needed, but some every once in a while wouldn’t be so bad. He’s not allowed to use the stove or cook much when little, but will still help Wilson any way he can by passing ingredients to him or setting the table to be helpful. It’s like what he did with his mother - it’s nice. (Wilson makes very simple dishes, because he can not cook, but Greg still eats what he makes happily.) Wilson once, very tenderly, called him “sweet boy” and Greg was elated. He’s never been called that. He fell asleep on Jimmy’s lap that night.

He’ll only call Wilson “Jimmy” when little (in fact, it’s the only thing he calls him). Any other time, he mocks the use of the nickname (Wilson naturally retaliates that it can’t be that bad if House calls him that all the time). Alternatively, Wilson will only call him “honey” when he’s regressed.

Chase (caregiver: House):

✨ He requires praise for anything, or he’ll get it into his head that he’s as loved as a wet rag. In fact, he’ll sit down and intently watch House cook, prepared for if his “dada” needs any ingredients. He took out the entire spice rack once in preparation, which exasperated House (but he still thanked him).

He’s very bouncy and energetic. He’ll bounce across the walls no matter what House does, but bribery for candy or even, like, a dollar can keep him still for an hour, tops. (“I’ll give you the dollar after you watch that cartoon dog show for thirty minutes.” “But that’s not fair!” “Capitalism isn’t fair, kid.”)

Cameron is his babysitter. She is a little awkward with him, but she does good nonetheless.

He will hold House’s hand at any given opportunity. He’ll also hug him for five minutes minimum until he’s satisfied.

His thumb is always wrinkly and his sleeves are always wet because he chews on them daily for no particular reason. His arms also have bite marks, which House has tried to redirect with pacifier clips and chewelry.

He’s not too different from his grown-up self. He’s filled with a lot more childlike wonder, but that’s as far as it gets.

❤️ Wilson knows House regresses, obviously. Cuddy also has her well-founded suspicions from multiple situations.

❤️ House and Cameron know (Wilson might, but no one’s asked him). Thirteen also knows, but no one knows that she knows, you know? She doesn’t really do much either way, but has treated Chase a little more gently when he seems younger.

(I am so sorry It’s so looong! I had a lot of thoughts! I hope you understand all of this because I wrote it out in chunks, sort of 😅) (also I know more about our titular character than Chase so he’s the focus, sorry)

[apollo-star-child]

Little!House Headcanons!

⭐️ His age range is 0-12, and it’s pretty unpredictable.

⭐️ He has one stuffed animal from his childhood that he can’t go without.

⭐️ Wilson is his main caregiver, but Cuddy will step in when needed.

⭐️ Huge troublemaker, if you leave him alone for just a second something will break.

⭐️ When he’s feeling on the small side, he can’t really understand why his legs hurts.

⭐️ He really, really likes Doc McStuffins. It’s basically a baby sensory video for him.

⭐️ When he’s in middlespace, he’ll sit in cuddys office and play of his gameboy. Sometimes Cuddy gives him little tasks to do that make him feel useful.

[cupcakeshakesnake]

Uncaring

[bagool-the-wizard]

Somebody ate a hole in the flour.

Any idea who it could be?

[moringmark]

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[agerefandomrambles]

A gaggle of littles

Word count: 1, 871

Little! Chase, Cameron, Foreman, House

Cw: involuntary regression, yelling

Plot: When Chase regresses on an important case, it sets off a very dangerous domino effect

Full credit for idea goes to @puppyboywilson

Chase, Cameron and Forman all sit around a large glass table that is completely covered in various different papers.

All three have visible eye bags, are yawning consistently and... oh yeah. All three are face down on the table, fast asleep.

A long bang on the table sends them all shooting awake, eyes darting to look for the threat. Only for their eyes to settle on House standing at the table and a large diagnostic book sitting on the table, clearly being what woke them up.

“You all look cheery” House says, by way of hello.

“That tends to happen when people get no sleep working for an ungrateful boss” Cameron sasses, but quickly follows up with, “Sorry, I get grumpy when I get no sleep”

“No matter” House says, waving off the scared look on her face. “We have a new symptom people!” He walks over to a whiteboard that already has “seizures, emotional outbursts, hallucinations, fever and joint pain” written on it. He takes a black marker and writes “bloody urine” under it all.

He briefly pauses, considering the information he has before turning back to the ducklings. “So, differential people!”

Cameron and Foreman both put forward several theories but Chase remains head down on the desk. A whimper escaped his lips, too quiet for anyone to hear. His mind darts to the lifeless body of the little girl he lost just 2 days before and he swallows the sob that gets stuck in his throat.

“Chase, care to share with the class?” House asks, drawing the younger mans attention.

Chase lifts his head and glares at House. His throat bobbed and he shot out of his chair. He practically sprints to the door, letting it slam behind him.

“I’ll go” Cameron says after a moments pause. She walks out, shooting House a warning glance to not follow her.

It doesn’t take her long to find him, tucked in a corner under House’s desk. His legs are tucked up neatly and his head placed gently on his knees. Every few seconds, he lets out a pitiful sounding sniffle.

“Hey buddy” She whispers, not wanting to spook him. “You ok?”

Chase looks up. His red, puffy but surprisingly clear eyes meet her concerned, clear ones. He lets out another sniffle before launching himself into his arms.

“Awe Bobby” Cameron coos, breaking out his little nickname when she realises that he’s regressed. She wastes no time in wrapping her arms around him and holding him.

They stay like that for almost 10 minutes. Just Cameron sitting on the floor with Chase on her lap, softly sniffling and babbling apologies. She would’ve stayed longer but the longer she holds the regressed boy, the more she feels her own fragile hold on her headspace breaking. She carefully picks him up, balancing him on her hip like an older sister. After make sure that he’s in a good position, she starts carefully carrying him back to the briefing room.

She opens the door with some difficulty. She walks in without saying a word to House or Foreman. In fact, she walks right pass them. She carefully sets Chase down in a corner of the room set up with some toys and pillows. She gives him a moment to get comfortable before turning back to the responsible adults in the room.

“He regressed” She says slowly, making sure that her words are coming out correctly. “I… need help.” She manages to get out. She takes a wobbly step forward before sitting down harshly.

House and Foreman immediately snap into action.  Both being flips, they knew how to take care of younger regressors and have babysat Chase and Cameron before. Foreman makes his way to Cameron, picking her up easily. “Hi silly girl,” He says to her softly, trying to get her mind off of the stressful situation. Allison giggles and kicks her legs. “How old are you feeling Bambi?”

She pauses for a moment before holding up a 5, then putting a finger down to 4, then back up to five. She lets out a whine, saying, “Not sure!”

Meanwhile, House beelines for Chase as fast as his leg will allow. ��He can’t pick Chase up so he lowers himself painfully down to his level, sitting on the pillows with him. “Hey puppy,” House whispers, not wanting to scare him again. “Feeling better?”

Chase looks up from the car he’s playing with and whimpers when he sees House. “Am I in trouble?” Chase says, whispering so quietly that House can hear him.

Those words break House’s heart and he feels his grip on his headspace slip a little bit. He takes a steady breath before gently saying, “No bobby, you’re not in trouble”

Chase smiles, his anxiety easily eased in regression. He hands House a dark green car. Then he picks up light blue car and starts racing them around the small raceroad the team has set up. As the two play, they develop a complicated plot that both struggle to follow.

It doesn’t take long for Foreman to pad over to the 2 youngest regressors with Camerons hand in his (so she doesn’t wander off). “House?” Foreman speaks up, attempting to get his bosses attention. When he doesn’t look up, he just continues on anyway. “Um… I was watchin’ Cameron ‘n’ we was playin’ ballet pirates ‘n’ I accidently slipped?” Foreman mutters, hoping to get the next most responsible adult.

House turns around, having only caught the back half of what foreman said. He looks sheepish and doesn’t meet his eyes. “’M smol too…” He trails off.

Foreman brings Cameron over, and sits the 2 of them on the remaining pillows. He’s able to identify that he’s the oldest little and therefor has to take charge for the moment. “Ok,” he says softly, trying to formulate a plan of what to do. “Let’s figure out ages” he says, settling on that as a first move to figure out who can do what. “I’m around 10 I think” He says, gesturing to himself in an attempt to start the discussion. “What about the rest of you? he asks, careful to not pull any of them out of regression.

“Um… 6 or 7?” Cameron says, not sounding very sure. She shuffles a little closer to Chase and wordlessly takes his hand.

“4” House replies immediately. He glares at Foreman as if this should be obvious, then goes back to playing with his green car.

“Um… 2?” Chase responds, after a very lengthy pause, looking very out of it. He puts his car aside and climbs into Camerons lap, the game having gotten too complex for him to understand. He snuggles in, comfortable. Cameron deliberately ignores the look of betrayal from House and contently holds Chase.

“Ok ok ok” Foreman mutters, trying his best to take care of the three littles even though he’s regressed too. He gets up and starts pacing, trying to come up with a solution when he stops and looks at House. He crouches down at House’s level. “Do you know where Cuddy and Wilson are?” He asks.

“Wilsons in a meeting and Cuddy is doing clinic duty” House recites, still glaring daggers at Cameron.

“Ok, I’m going to go get Cuddy and Wilson. I shouldn’t be more then 10 minutes. Cameron, you’re in charge while I’m gone” Foreman says before dashing out of the room to find an adult to deal with the situation.

House keeps his eyes on Foreman, waiting until he’s out of ear range. As soon as he deemed it safe, he leant over and snatched Chase from Camerons lap. Chase immediately started crying from the shock of being moved and the stress of being away from Cameron. He reaches towards her, wanting to go back to the warmth and cosiness of her lap. His crying only makes House frown more. He awkwardly pats Chase’s head, trying to calm him.

“House!” Cameron gasps, jumping up. “You can’t do dat to the baby!”

House just sticks his tounge out at her and grips on tighter to Chase, not wanting him to go. When Chase doesn’t stop wailing, he roughly covers his mouth.

Cameron sees what House is doing and watches Chase start to struggle to breathe. She quickly pries Chase from his grip and sits him on her hip, trying to soothe him.

“No fair!” House whines, jutting out his bottom lip as he watches Cameron effortlessly soothe Chase. “You always get the baby”

“I get the baby because I’m better with the baby” Cameron says, taking a deep breath to try and steady her breath but leveling House with a glare that said “how dare he hurt Bobby”

Her glare makes Houses bottom lip tremble. He looks at Chase, contently watching the fan from her hip. “No you’re not! I do better with Bobby!” He shouts, upset.

“Then why did you try to suffocate him?!” Cameron shouts snapping. Her yelling causes Chase to burst out in tears. House looks at the 2 of them with wide eyes before wordlessly going and putting himself in the corner. He plops down and starts gently crying while Cameron tries her best to consol Chase.

That’s the site that Foreman, Wilson and Cuddy walk into. “Oh boy…” Wilson mutters, taking in the chaotic site.

“Right!” Cuddy says, putting on a cheerful voice and taking control of the situation. All heads turn towards her. “Foreman” She says, addressing the ‘oldest’. “You’ve done such a good job hon but we’ve got it from here. Why don’t you go read a book?” She says gently, wanting Foreman to get to be a kid too. Foreman shuffles over to the kiddy bookshelf and picks up a chapter book before settling into a beanbag.

“Cameron, come here.” A wide eyed and sniffling Cameron shuffles over to Cuddy. “I’m sorry” She says before Cuddy can say anything. The tears start flowing and she babbles, “I tried I did but peanut took Bobby n then tried to stop his cries by covering his mouth and I yelled I shouldn’t have because I was in charge and im so so sorry” She finishes, sobbing.

 Cuddy just pulls her into her arms. “It’s alright Bambi, none of you should’ve have been put in that position.” She looks over to a very overwhelmed Wilson. “Wilson, can you go and grab House?” She asks, knowing Wilson will deal with House best.

Cuddy continues consoling Cameron and Chase while Wilson and House chat. It takes a good 5 minutes but eventually Wilson comes back over, holding hands with a yawning and red eyed House and Foreman, whose dropped a little more and is rubbing his eyes.

“Ok! Naptime” Cuddy forces herself to announce cheerfully. To her surprise, no one fought her on it. So the little group of six walked to an empty ward, Cuddy holding Chase on her hip and Cameron with her other hand and Wilson holding hands with House and Wilson. Cuddy glared at every employee who opened their mouths.

Soon, the odd little group was all tucked in and Cuddy and Wilson were left watching them sleep.

“We are NEVER letting them regress by themselves again,” Cuddy says into the quiet.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

[haematoclan]

I present you my "Donnie, the Emotionless, Absolutely Never Crying Badboy" collection:

and, of course:

Yep, definitively no emotions here!

[applepartysins]

I didn't do many pieces for the RadioApple week, but they were honest at least This one is a collab with @/RadAppleKimchi on Twitter! We worked hard to bring a fanfic and this silly lil comic for u guys <3 Day Five - Domestic/Demon 📻🍎

[adhdbisexualramblings]

🍼What’s their favourite age regression accessory/gear?

for any House MD character(s) you prefer

(for the agere ask game)

*happy stims happy stims happy stims happy stims* ahhHHH House agere ask!!!

As much as I like caregiver!House I’m going with little!House cuz it’s cooler and I can make Wilson his cg instead!

🍼 House does regress (older ages like 5-13) , but it’s involuntary. However, he’s very good at picking and choosing when and where he slips. He knows himself and his triggers (usually negative) very well. He’s not a very happy regressor, like, at all. But Wilson does find out somehow. Some conversation later and he has a new caregiver. OK context is over. Onto the other stuff:

It’s not explicitly a “littlespace” thing, but Greg does have one of those motorized cars that you can drive with a controller in monster truck form. He loves it, and it’s frequently found under beds or couches. Wilson bought it for him, mostly because House told him he was scared to be too loud when he was younger. Wilson’s trying to slowly break those habits to make them both more comfortable.

The monster truck is stored, very carefully, at the bottom of House’s closet. He’ll still use it even when not little, just driving it around absently.

And that’s it! I wish I could write a little more but that’s all I have for now. I still haven’t fleshed out regressor House yet. Maybe I will! Thank you for the question! I had fun answering it.

(also side note for Chase as a little - House got him a silicone pacifier clip which has so many bite marks on it. So that’s his favorite thing.)

[bacchuschucklefuck]

typical tavern scene

[doodlemcjazzhands]

"I know I will be long dead before you read this..."