#literally told me TODAY

[bibleofficial]

my ethiopian fuckin told me he’s leaving TOMORROW to head home for ???? 😭😭😭

[moeblob]

A lil guy !

[astrobei]

will byers is:

a sweater thief ✅

clingy ✅

a morning person ❌

[crybaby-bkg]

ovulation is a sick and twisted thing it makes you want to do unnatural things like touch an irl man ☹️☹️

[transcarcinization]

[tarochimochi]

Losercake, everyday, daily

Day 91

[willpowers]

sometimes in life the only option is to eat ur sister

happy falin cannibalism plot reveal everyone special shout out to all us manga readers who had to keep this a secret from anime only friends we did it we made it

[lexosaurus]

heyyy a fellow math teacher! 🤝

I'm actually not a math teacher! I do special ed. I currently do most of the math inclusion support at the school, so between my actual classes and support from learning center/skill development hours and study hall hours, I'm doing everything from sub-separate Intro to Algebra all the way up to Pre-Calculus.

So my students know me as "the math lady" and they joke whenever they see me out of the math hallway that I've breached containment or "escaped [my] dungeon!" It's pretty funny!

I absolutely love working with the math department though! They are some of the best people in this entire school. Unsurprisingly, they're probably the department that the sped department is the closest with! They're so deeply passionate about public education and setting up the students for the best success possible after high school, and they really do their best to stand up against a lot of the silly top-down level grade inflation types of things happening within district admin right now! So yeah, can't hype these math ladies up enough! They go so above and beyond for the students, and it's unfortunate that they're some of the most underappreciated teachers cuz god damn these kids have nooooo clue how much this group of women care about them!

[gen4grl]

wahhhh finally got my hands on blues beautiful figure … the trio is finally together again!!!

[starrynightsxo]

them: are you okay?

me: *weeping, cradling body* someone tell me jurdan is real. please. *weakly* someone.

[cisthoughtcrime]

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[lewmagoo]

my cousin doesn’t understand why people cry during movies/shows. she’s like “the characters aren’t real people. i don’t see why you get emotional over them.” like girl please 😭 the ones that get it, get it. the ones that don’t? well, i just don’t know what to tell you.

[moeblob]

Hello, can i have a modern sylvain pls??? PS: i love how you draw scrimblos

Finally another Wheel Spin and thankfully modern equals I get to draw someone with fish somewhere on their outfit. (Overlay layer my friend how I missed you)

[jojo-the-puppy]

people are mad impatient and they get mad when you point out to them they're exaggerating a bit

[agalychnisspranneusroseus]

Imagine you're Mr. Wu and your weird gay daughter runs away in tears after destroying some unespecified object while yelling about you ruining her life. Because you told her you'd be moving to another state. This is the last time you see your daughter in half a year, and when she comes back, she comes back... wrong. She's wearing a light leather armor, a fur-lined cape, and a green flower crown. She has two long scars, one alongside her spine and the other along her chest, the tissue around them covered in burn scars. Doctors say she shouldn't have survived. Doctors say she didn't. Yet she's right here, in front of you, hospital gown clinging to her small, fragile, trembling frame. She fidgets with her hands. Getting her to stay still has always been difficult, but now it seems impossible. She won't let go of her phone. She's always texting her two friends. When you take it away, she gets anxious. You always knew those damn phones cause kids to act weird, but your kid having a panic attack seems too extreme, even for her. Then again, she's always been odd. Nowadays, she wakes up crying and screaming almost every night, and you realize she's been stealing her phone from your bedside drawer every night to text her friends, returning it before you wake up. You catch her once and decide to give her that damn phone back. It's the only thing that calms her down, as if she were a baby with a pacifier. She spends her last weeks in LA clinging to her friends, having sleepovers and playing her weird board games with them. Everytime they drop her back at her house, there's an excessive amount of hugs and tears. But the moments when they call her, or when she leaves to meet with them, or when they show up at their door to pick her up... those are the only moments in which you see her happy. One of her friends, the rude and disobedient one, came back with a big scar on her face. She's been acting a lot nicer, though. The other one too. She acts a great deal more adult now. You doesn't know what happened or where your daughter went. She won't tell you. But you can tell this friendship is the only thing keeping her afloat right now. Maybe you know, deep down, that no one else would understand.

And then you decide to move anyway because fuck her amirite

[messitydepressity]

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