#literally so suspicious

[lildoodlenoodle]

Can we talk about how suspicious the ending to the last fight scene in Spider-Man Noir 2020 #5 was? Cause like we have this rlly intense bright fight scene with an actual god and the resurrected dead. And there is a lot to say about this fight because not only does Peter kinda die(?) he also talks to the spider god, becomes a spider monster, and all this other shit but also he fights all his old resurrected villains who are stronger than when they were alive. He does lose some ground in the beginning but ultimately he beats all of them, showing a stark contrast to the first time he faces them where for the most part the fights were one on one and really neck and neck. It speaks to how much he’s honed his fighting abilities during the spiderverse events. But the epic fight ends with an essentially fade to black(pink in this case lol) and then him and the girls are being picked up and heading home.

Which makes me super suspicious that he didn’t actually make it out of the temple. Maybe they died in the explosion, maybe he’s hallucinating, maybe he’s still in the hell pit/afterlife, maybe it’s a trick by Huma/the stone but either way it was just a weird way to end such a big fight.

[keferon]

“Mistakes on mistakes until” ch 69 spoilers below!

Ahahahahahahah here I go again

Mistakes on mistakes until until I can draw Jazz with my eyes closed

I woke up, checked my phone, woke up for real and decided that whatever plans I had for this day yeah no they can wait a little bit kfkgnfk

Also. Consider listening this while reading. Or don't who am I to tell you what to do~

[umblrspectrum]

i got lazy in the second panel

[theghostkingisdead]

As a current college student I refuse to believe Danny as Ghost King doesn’t answer summons. As soon as people start summoning him he starts demanding home cooked meals and fat wads of unmarked cash.

That they started off summoning him with the blood of virgins was a bit distasteful, but once he told them to knock it off (threatened to take whatever harm they do to innocents out on their skin, tenfold) they seemed to get the message and started giving him offering of home decor and kitchen appliances instead.

All things being equal, they don’t even ask for much in return. For most of them, just the confirmation that he exists and is “”watching out“” for them is enough. Although lately he’s started giving his cultists random junk (a nice rock he found, a handful of marbles, a piece of scrap metal from his parents lab) and telling them they’re sacred artifacts of great power, as a joke.

[aardvaark]

the leverage team would have had a games night… once. everyone cheated so much and in such increasingly extreme ways that all mentions of monopoly are banned in their headquarters (this makes talking about marks who monopolize the market very confusing)

[demaparbat-hp]

Zuko looked up and locked eyes with his cousin, who was struck speechless. Then, ever so slowly, Lu Ten's lips twitched upwards. And then he smiled. And then he beamed. And then he nodded proudly once, just once, and vanished.

Lu Ten comes back in For the Spirits Chapter VII: Take Me South, only to leave Zuko with more questions than answers. Just how much is he truly aware of? When will he return? What is Zuko going to do now?

(What will the South bring?)

[nerdy-hyperfixations]

I’m just imagining Bill putting in so much effort to try and find the “loophole” out of theraprism because he thinks it will get him out faster, but it actually would take more effort than if he just actually worked on himself lol.

He’s like that one guy who was too lazy to wash his hands, but he didn’t want people to know he didn’t wash his hands, so he turns on the water, put then is worried they’ll know because he didn’t use soap, so he pumps the soap into the sink, and then when he’s done he wipes his hands on the towel to mimic the sound of drying hands.

And when he’s done he realizes he just could’ve washed his hands at that point-

[khaire-traveler]

I reiterate that if you're going to ask people for donations, you will come across as extremely suspicious if you spam their inbox. People are likely to report and/or block you, thinking you're a bot. If you need donations, I do not recommend going about like this. I really, REALLY do not recommend it.

[rbv3rstappen]

Doing THAT whilst speaking to ‘oscah’ and having direct eye contact is BOLD 😨

If you were confused by everyone going on about the Lando table vid this is it 🫠

[kinokoshoujoart]

scribbles based on my Another Wonderful Life file where i discovered Rock and Nami showing up together at Vesta’s farmhouse late at night on multiple occasions to cause various types of chaos and disturbance and havoc until Marlin and Vesta’s bedtime (which they both announce in unison to kick everyone out) this included

Rock levitating and attempting to rizz up vesta

Nami making a beeline for Celia’s room where she stands around making very subtle remarks (celia isn’t even in her room)

Marlin Enduring

haunting crime scene photos of the shenanigans:

[harmonybarmy]

Ben coming back to the cabin to see yet another cannibalistic ritual

[hisirdouxcasperan]

“Ah, Man in Moon! Sandy, why didn't you say something?”

Bonus:

[sometimesluofuwomen]

HYV!!!! MAKE YUKONG AND LINGSHA INTERACT AND NY LIFE IS YOURS!!!!

Guess what my favourite planet was (not obvious)

[bookwyrminspiration]

“We’ve been looking for you for 12 years” 12 years ago she was an infant, what criteria was Alden even using to look and narrow it down that’s a baby. was Alden sending Alvar to snoop around literal babies. he’s standing awkwardly invisible in the maternity ward looking at newborns waiting for them to talk instinctually and then they don’t and he just leaves like welp, maybe next time. watching a toddler from across the street like nope, that kid’s shit at walking can’t be an elf, next. baby failure

[vigilskeep]

Since the topic of the day is childhood/family, on a scale of "most insane to least insane", how would all of the companions react to Cyrion you think? Romanced!Tabris or no, I think he'd treat his child's friends kindly with 0 idea they don't have dads lmao.

a dragon age companion introduced to a stable parental figure is like those videos of sea-going animals raised by humans being introduced to the water they belong in and losing their little minds

at dinner with the in-laws, leliana is the most generally functional until she accidentally says something insensitive then panics and starts telling the weirdest stories she’s got, zevran is confident in turning up the charm and is then immediately blindsided by genuine kindness and completely stumbles over his words, alistair talks a mile a minute in sheer terror and hunches over in the little tabris house like he’ll be a bull in a china shop if he moves wrong, and morrigan makes approximately zero effort to act like a human being in some weird self-defensive measure where she can’t fail to win approval here if she didn’t try and can convince herself she cares not. choose your fighter

[zushimart]

Insecure jealous scara keeps on infecting my brain -🐛

before-healing scara is actually a nightmare of a partner because of his trust issues and, by extension, his intense jealousy. and not the cute kind, but like.. genuinely atrocious behavior like silent treatment, phone checking, cheating accusations, etc. like oh my god. horrific. healing scara is able to identify those unhealthy thought patterns, be like “woah, i’m fucking crazy,” and move on without making it your problem. but now his jealousy is more external to the relationship than internal and therefore very cutesy. like, if someone gets a little too flirty with you at a party, giving u heart eyes and shit.. he’ll pull you off to the side and make you give him your jacket and keep your arm around him the rest of the night. his beef with random girls and guys is insane, not because he doesn’t trust you, but because he doesn’t trust THEM. he’d make those stupid tweets and tiktoks that are like “having a pretty partner is so fucking hard everyone wants them” as if he isn’t crafted by a god himself lol. when he starts feeling a bit icky (worried you’ll wake up and realize you want someone better, etc.), he’ll suck it up and go straight to you for old fashioned reassurance in the form of proper emotional vulnerability. trading “i love you”’s till his body is body’s warm and fuzzy like he’s drunk.. letting you list off every reason you love him, whispering by his ear with your arms wrapped around his waist as he turns pinker and pinker and pinker.. flicking your forehead and keeping his face down because he’s too embarrassed to look you in the eye. nothing tooo worry about silly scara