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No but David Kaye was literally perfect in TFA. He’s great for a younger take on Optimus, especially since he pulls off young serious stern hero whose willing to die to save others, whose also sassy
He's such a good sweet and genuine boy and I love him so much and I'm so happy for him every time he gets to cause problems on purpose for sentinel. TFA Optimus is only smug when its EARNED and the show does such a good job of making you root for him because everyone is SO mean to him and you're just waiting on the moment when he stops holding his tongue and really fucking lets em have it.
Literally just "aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you just wanna go apeshit?"
#not polls#animated optimus is genuinely my favorite version of the character bc he has so much personality#and that personality is so so wonderful and sweet#he just feels like A Guy you could Talk To and have a really fun conversation with#like im all for silly dilf in g1 or autism prime in tfp#but 20 something stepdad repair guy with the weight of two worlds on his shoulders AND baggage from his exes??#delicious.#literally cannot be beaten.#especially when played by david kaye who does a WONDERFUL job of portraying him#truly the 'i do not know what im doing at this job. i am so tired. but by god im gonna give it my all' voice of all time#maccadam
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If stranger things was a comic (and I was the artist)
#EL AND MAX FOREVER#The vibe of season three cannot be beaten idc what anyone says#this was basically like the Ferris Bueller episode and I love it#please let them (consciously) reunite in season five I BEG#my art#stranger things#eleven#max mayfield#max stranger things#stranger things season 3#stranger things art#digital#also lmao excuse my colour work I really don’t have much experience and I literally do not understand how to use values with colour lmaooo
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The idea of helldivers 2 players successfully wiping out all the enemy factions meaning they literally can’t play the game anymore is really funny to me for some reason.
Because the automatons were pushed out of the galaxy you literally can’t fight them in the game anymore that’s like half the games content removed.
I just find it really funny helldivers 2 players are basically celebrating intentionally removing content from the game.
Obviously the automatons will come back eventually but with how the games set up it’s funny to think you can’t fight them anymore.
We’ve already wiped out the automatons so the termanids are all that’s left.
I wonder if that would actually be possible.
#good news you’ve successfully beaten all the enemies bad news: you literally cannot play the game anymore#helldivers#helldivers 2
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My Absolute Top 10 Favorite Fictional Protagonists in Media
#literally cannot be beaten for me#although peacemaker came close for me#archer#sterling archer#korra#avatar the legend of korra#terry mcginnis#batman beyond#sidney prescott#scream#andrew garfield#spiderman#the amazing spider man#marvel#my little pony friendship is magic#twilight sparkle#arthur morgan#red dead redemption 2#the walking dead#twdg clementine#anakin skywalker#star wars#kassandra the eagle bearer#assasins creed odyssey#ubisoft
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taking off for tomorrow and friday because in this state of mind i’m pretty sure ‘continuously going to the bathroom every forty minutes to cry and then return to trying to teach a kid about identifying shapes’ is not it.
#ooc. o kaptain.#[when you’re so exhausted and you can’t handle anything and you’re falling the fuck apart and you absolutely cannot even consider going to#work even when your job is such a relief because you are extraordinarily bereaved and so beaten you have to just literally say ‘no i#actually literally cannot do it’. like I’ve absolutely hit the ‘cannot’ point.]
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[ID: A short Trigun web weaving. First is a quote from Antigonick by Anne Carson that says, "a husband or a child can be replaced / but who can grow me a new brother". Second is the manga panel from the last chapter of Trimax of Knives' apple tree. End ID]
#well aware that i've been beaten to it but listen. i NEEDED to exorcize this from my gallery. thank you to that other web weaving#for convincing me to do so#described#described by me#trigun#trimax#trimax spoilers#my web weavings#my posts#kay talks#do NOT hit me up about how knives and vash were hand in unlovable hand about immortality for sooo fucking long and knives just. quit.#HE was the brother out of the two to kill himself. what the fucking hell.#i swear to god i cannot talk about it it makes me so violently ill#trigun spoilers#i literally keep forgetting to tag that#i freely confess i am not aware enough of 'antigonick' to make an actual analysis but the part the quote is from#is followed by 'i'm alone on my insides i died long ago' which is.#well it sure is something when you think about final-chapter vash isn't it!!!#vash saverem#knives saverem#<- character tagging for organization now :)
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another doodle :3 mtt clothing swap!
DUST STOP SERVING WITH HORROR AND TAKE YOUR DEAD ASS BROTHERS SCARF OFF KILLER HES ABOUT TO HAVE A MOVIE REALISTIC PANIC ATTACK
#this is what bad sanses is to me#horrordust having the time of their lives and then the world + nightmare being out for killer#no because why do they look good in each others clothes. actually why did i ask theyre mtt OF COURSE they look good in eachothers clothes#i cant tell im just biased or not but dust doesnt look that bald without the hood the way i drew him#he looks FAR too similar to classic in my style though its unnerving. ive been noticing that recently its scary#change the colors on him thats classic. thats sans undertale#killer a PAPYRUS behind you 💙#hold up wait hold on??? DUST outfit killer... HORROR outfit dust... KILLER outfit horror........#that order of swaps is just like a certain other trio of mine. i wonder who. huh#swapinverse reference (only i understand because i have not told much about swapinverse to anyone)#triglycercule when will you stop talking about swapinverse when nobody knows about it and actually start swapinverse posting!!!!!#never (when i finish the full doc including character details and actual multiverse lore)#which will likely be in like 2027 or something idk man im a slow worker#slow in working and physical activity too 💔💔💔 triglycercule what can you not not do?#i can be unnecessarily into 3 freaks who dont even know eachother and put them into every situation together#truely comedic. thank you i know. i am truly a comic. call me the muse of comedy. call me....... thalia (gets shot)#ANOTHER swapinverse reference???? WE CANNOT LET BRO GET AWAY WITH THIS ‼️‼️‼️‼️#was gonna say bruh but then i realized i would sound too much like epic and um#listen epic i like you but id rather shoot myself than speak like you bruh#yet another doodle where killer is the butt of the joke. at least its not like 90% of other jokes like this#where killer either gets the shit beaten out of him or he gets yelled at or someone gets angry at him#i dont have the right to criticize the majority of the fandom's humor ill silence myself#tricule art#THIS one goes in tricule art because its digital and not traditional. i know thats medium discrimination. i dont care#can you believe i only drew this during a 5 hour flight. seriously. 5 HOURS 4 ONLY THIS?????#whatever at least ive been drawing. bare minimum is best minimum#as long as i keep draw...... eventually ill improve....... its literally impossible if i dont improve if i dont keep drawing#imGONNA improve soon trust (when will it happne 😞😞😞☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️)
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Working in the library today and I do feel restored <3
#it has such a soothing atmosphere#it literally cannot be beaten#and my friend and another course mate were also here and it was nice to see them both#because we only have one class in person now :(#this semester at least#next semester may be slightly better
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@childoflegend replied: NO because when Shinoa was like “lol I can body you” to Shi I was like ?????? HE’S ONE OF THE STRONGEST ANGELS IN CREATION, wdym this 16 year old girl can defeat him just cuz she was one of his experiments 😭
NO SERIOUSLY-! like you mean to tell me the FIRST PROGENITOR. GODS FAVORED ANGEL. LITERALLY LUCIFER IN ALL BUT NAME- is losing to this???? they don't give us a reason for Shinoa being as strong as she is other than 'experiments' like how the fuck?? and why the hell would shi make a girl strong enough to repel HIMSELF- mUCH LESS HOW???? and legit he has not had a single victory since he first tried to take yu and mika and the manga expects us to still think of him as a threat????? how??? what happened to my sassy and teasing first progenitor that blew everyones shit when he first appeared and was named???
#and what the hell is with him constantly being drawn in only the greek robes now???#even in the furthest flashback????? like. WH Y???? a#and you cannot tell me his actual name is fucking SIKA MADU#like. WHA T???? WHAT ANGEL FIRST OF ALL AS A LAST NAME#AND SECOND WOULD HAVE A JAPANESE ONE???#the manga is a coward for not taking their christian themes and rolling with it#they literally have made shi lucifer but refuse to give him the name#OR MAYBE THEY SHOULDVE STUCK WITH HIM BEING THE FALLEN ANGEL OF MICHAEL AND MAKE A STORY ABOUT THAT#he's just not threatening anymore because the manga never gives him a chance to win nor to show why he is strong#he is constantly getting beaten down and its stupid#they ruined his and crowley's character and these are legit both of my babies#like i have so much work into them and this is how the manga treats them??#nah#naaaahhh i am captain now#manga is mine now i control the canon
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I know its been like a whole day but i am impatient and am considering just making q!Forever's yandere arc myself
#qsmp#qsmp philza#qsmp forever#I have been literally shaking bc i cannot stop thinking about it#autism things ig#BUT LIKE#its so dksbjdjsjsn#I need it right now right this instant#Nobody is posting art or writing about it i will just have to do it myself#The devil works fast but i work faster#Already drew Phil getting beaten up dude i need
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Me: I like all TotK NPCs
This waste of data:
#words cannot describe how much I hate Sasan#him and his stupid boat and stupid rocks#‘oh no! i can’t swim!! I’m going to drown!!’#THERES LITERALLY GROUND RIGHT NEXT TO YOU#THATS WHAT YOU BOAT IS STUCK ON#I’ve beaten half the bosses in this game without dying once but it’s taken me over 27 tries to get this idiot across a cave??!#why are you living in the Zoro domain if you can’t swim?? that’s like- a really bad idea-#can you tell I haven’t slept in two days and have instead been playing Zelda#totk npc hate is my new ✨passion✨#totk npcs
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i need peter to be real so fucking bad in s5 simply because i am feelings things no human being should be able to feel over how he could’ve impacted henry’s story. i am Not a human being rn and im clawing at the walls because nobody sees the prophecy
#LISTEN. LISTEN.#oh my god#just. oh my god#a boy so beaten and hated and abused who only finds his purpose to live in fulfilling the dreams of the only boy who ever loved him#and over time he starts to lose sight of himself as he becomes the very thing that boy hated#but he’s blinded by his own desire to change the world he has no idea how horrible he truly is#and he spends years and years completely alone in the equivalent of hell until he finds a boy who looks just like the one he loved#and this boy has the power to change the world in a way he cannot#so he becomes obsessed and he controls him and he’s recreating the very thing he vowed to destroy in a manner so literal he can’t even start#to comprehend it#maybe he’s aware. but he doesn’t really understand because he believes it’s in his right to do so#just as the people before did#this newer boy looks like peter and is everything peter would’ve loved#MAYBE IM MAKING SHIT UP IN MY HEAD I DONT FUCKING CARE MAN#DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA. ANY IDEA HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT IT#GOOD GOD#peter owens
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so now you're stuck with this lame loser of a liege lord because how the fuck do you explain that after a peach garden oath?
#you are NOT ride or die unless you were liu bei's earliest followers those guys were GOING THROUGH IT#ok so ur boss maxed out his charisma + luck and fuck all else. his resume is literally four letters long (做草鞋的) he cannot fight his way out#of a silk purse#he's got the secretly-royal-farmboy backstory going on#which would be a stupid fucking cliche if this wasn't the literal 3rd century#and the trope is actually brand-new. and he's SO fucking charismatic people believe him#after ur militia get ur asses kicked fighting literal peasants he somehow fails upwards into a decent low-level administrator job.#you think to urself “oh good maybe this will teach him maturity. things are looking up”#next thing you know he's beaten the imperial inspector half to death (instead of y'know. bribing him.)#so now yall gotta to skip town. ur THIS close to joining the Other Guy (sure he's a POS but he's got a decent 401k) but next minute#this loser has just saved a village from bandits bc he's a huge bleeding heart. now hes getting all sentimental and calling you his bro#so you keep putting it off but now you've waited too long and it would be awkward so. all hail the emperor of shu ig. long may he rein.#rot3k#liu bei
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You are not immune to nosey aunties trying to dictate how you live your life and commenting on your life choices...........
#Christmas time sure is a thing#anyways you know how it is#the wishes I received from her were like 'may you be healthy and also have luck in love matters'#auntie I literally cannot tell you how lucky I am in those matters (<- ace aro and single and very very happy about it)#please stop#auntie please stop you yourself don't have children why do you say that I will yet 'change my mind'#anyways my grandma was valid here#she pointed out that there's at least one person who didn't have children in every generation of our family she can think of#and that there's at least one that didn't get married too (sometimes the two intersect sometimes they don't)#so that maybe I'm just keeping the family tradition alive lol#yes yes that's it I'm That Guy exactly#but GOD the gossiping about my dad's twin sister#who also didn't have married and doesn't have children and just doesn't seem to do dating#and about how they 'can't figure her out' and all#leave auntie Ania alone#anyways I'm growing old surrounded by rabbits and my friends and that's final#when my mum gets sad about grandchildren I'll just shove a bunny into her face#anyways I'm feeling like playing Touhou and I miss Miko so I think I'm gonna try to 1cc Ten Desires again#I'm way too rusty to do it just like that but hey#maybe easing back into playing Touhou with a game that's relatively easy and that I've beaten before is a good idea
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I've been to a lot of college football games the last two years in enclosed stadiums, and let me say. They still let out smoke. Just in the form of fireworks and terrible ventilation systems. Fire columns for the runout and fireworks during the national anthem, and you can see that shit til the start of the fourth quarter at LEAST.
#college football#sports#smoking#its beaten the shit out of my lungs#and im supposed to be playing a trombone in these conditions!!!!#I cannot breathe my breath support gets so bad#Literally its just as bad being on the field in outdoor stadiums during runout#purple smoke my beloathed#smoke is so cool I wish it didn’t kill you#on the porch
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Hostages tortured to death. Parents executed in front of their children. Doctors beaten. Babies murdered. Sexual assault weaponised. No, not Hamas crimes. This is part of an ever-growing list of documented atrocities committed by Israel in the five months since 7 October – quite separate from the carpet bombing of 2.3 million Palestinians in Gaza and a famine induced by Israel’s obstruction of aid. And yet while the western establishment media has been chock full of the most lurid allegations of savagery directed against Hamas, sometimes with little or no supporting evidence, Israeli atrocities are excused or quickly forgotten. Accusations against Hamas are endlessly reheated to paint a picture of a supremely dangerous and bestial militant group, in turn rationalising the slaughter and starvation of Gaza’s population to “eradicate” it as a terrorist organisation. But equally barbarous atrocities committed by Israel – not in the heat of battle, but in cold blood – are treated as unfortunate, isolated incidents that cannot be connected, that paint no picture, that reveal nothing of import about the military that carried them out. If Hamas’ crimes were so savage and sadistic they still need to be reported months after they took place, why does the establishment media never feel the need to express equal horror and indignation at equivalent or worse acts of cruelty and sadism being inflicted by Israel on Gaza – not five months ago, but right now? Israel's torture of doctors, its sexual assaults of Palestinian women, it's leaving premature babies to die after its forces stormed a hospital. Where is the outrage? This is part of a pattern of behaviour by the western media that leads to only one possible deduction: Israel’s five-month-long attack on Gaza is not being reported. Rather, it is being selectively narrated – and for the most obscene of purposes. Through consistent and glaring failures in their coverage, establishment media – including supposedly liberal outlets, from the BBC and CNN to the Guardian and New York Times – have smoothed the way for Israel to carry out mass slaughter in Gaza, what the World Court has assessed as plausibly a genocide. The role of the media has not been to keep us, their audiences, informed about one of the greatest crimes in living memory. It has been to buy time for US President Joe Biden to keep arming his most useful of client states in the oil-rich Middle East, and to do so without damaging his prospects for re-election in November’s US presidential vote. If Russian President Vladimir Putin was a madman and a barbarous war criminal for invading Ukraine, as every western media outlet agrees, what does that make Israeli officials, when every one of them supports far worse atrocities in Gaza, directed overwhelmingly at civilians? And more to the point, what does that make Biden and the US political class for materially backing Israel to the hilt: sending bombs, vetoing demands for a ceasefire at the United Nations, and freezing desperately needed aid? Worrying about the optics, the president expresses his discomfort, but he carries on helping Israel regardless. While western politicians and commentators worry about some imaginary existential threat those brief events of five months ago pose to the nuclear-armed state of Israel, Israel is quite literally wiping Gaza off the map day by day, quite undisturbed.
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